#yes this is sarcasm

[louisisalarrie]

Louis singing the song his mortal enemy wrote concert after concert tells me everything I need to know

wild huh. personally, if I had a really bad falling out with a band member who went solo because he thought he was better than the rest of us and I loved the band and didn’t want it to end but they were a dick and we have been at each others throats for ages while being in said band and he wanted to forget we ever existed because he simply doesn’t need us and thinks we are below him, I wouldn’t sing any song that had literally anything to do with him, writing credits or not. but I guess he forgot about that

[mayihaveyourattention]

Rehabilitative justice is good unless you commit one of the bad crimes that I don't approve of. Then you should be thrown in the closest industrial meat grinder. Sorry I don't make the rules :(

[dnpg-hiatus-survivor]

hey y’all. i have spent the past 28 hours doing extensive research and decoding everything dan spoke about during his ywgttn church gathering.

here is what i have gathered will be happening within the next few months (in this exact order)

- dan and phil hard launch (video edition via dnpg)

- dan and phil hard launch (social media edition)

- dan and phil hard launch (merch edition)

- dan and phil hard launch (world tour edition)

- and finally dan and phil hard launch (book edition)

yes this is all factual! the research was, as i said, extremely thorough.

[genericpuff]

imagine not knowing the definition of fanfiction

i'm literally crying rn, how could i be outed like this

i'm absolutely 100% a fraud, i've been lying to you all, peddling you a story with characters that are, in fact, not my own

i'm sorry for lying to you all

[perplexed-penguin]

Do we have a federal government anymore? I mean they’re firing everyone right? No more federal laws go buck wild.

[mushroomjar]

Sorry, I forgot the US is the only country with a corrupt violent police force. How silly of me

[im-literally-so-dun]

I just realized I'm gonna be housesitting when Clancy drops. I'll be able to cry loudly over Paladin Strait without worrying about waking people up!

[spaceediasporaa]

mmmm everyone getting mad about reaper pulling down the flag when they don't give a fuck about the dead kids reminds me of something... mmm.. oh well probably not important

[rumpleteasa]

I am shocked. Do Hae Won tricked Park Jeong Je's dad into marrying her, solely because she was after his money. Shocked am I. Flabbergasted. Taken aback.

[burned-lariat]

You know what, I think I see why the show couldn't give us Destina. I mean, I guess it would be hard to see Dex be with someone who genuinely cares about him and his well-being, and stands in his corner when he wants to do something. That's just brutal. 🙄

[sarayu-sunrays]

guys will i understand what oppenheimer is about if i havent seen barbie first??

[bloodstonegoth]

I have this incredible ability of being right on every topic. Truly remarkable

[un-fixed--stars]

it's... so awesome training the person who's taking over my job duties after i get laid off... :')

[manifestatingobsessivebitch]

waking up at 3 am to pick up his girl friend from the airport but not texting me oh how i love him so much

[lesserdad]

I think the people who make burgers are perfect angels but people who buy burgers are disgusting freaks who should be ashamed of themselves.

[phae-touched]

So, uh, where all my second ammendment fans at? This is what we have it for, right fellas? Right?

Listen to me: This makes it absolutely critical that you should protest, en masse, and refusing to leave.