#yes this is sarcasm

[dnpg-hiatus-survivor]

hey y’all. i have spent the past 28 hours doing extensive research and decoding everything dan spoke about during his ywgttn church gathering.

here is what i have gathered will be happening within the next few months (in this exact order)

- dan and phil hard launch (video edition via dnpg)

- dan and phil hard launch (social media edition)

- dan and phil hard launch (merch edition)

- dan and phil hard launch (world tour edition)

- and finally dan and phil hard launch (book edition)

yes this is all factual! the research was, as i said, extremely thorough.

[genericpuff]

imagine not knowing the definition of fanfiction

i'm literally crying rn, how could i be outed like this

i'm absolutely 100% a fraud, i've been lying to you all, peddling you a story with characters that are, in fact, not my own

i'm sorry for lying to you all

[patwrites]

I can’t remember the last time The Doctor has ever personally killed one of his adversaries. Wow. Not in 61 years.

[im-literally-so-dun]

I just realized I'm gonna be housesitting when Clancy drops. I'll be able to cry loudly over Paladin Strait without worrying about waking people up!

[spaceediasporaa]

mmmm everyone getting mad about reaper pulling down the flag when they don't give a fuck about the dead kids reminds me of something... mmm.. oh well probably not important

[rumpleteasa]

I am shocked. Do Hae Won tricked Park Jeong Je's dad into marrying her, solely because she was after his money. Shocked am I. Flabbergasted. Taken aback.

[burned-lariat]

You know what, I think I see why the show couldn't give us Destina. I mean, I guess it would be hard to see Dex be with someone who genuinely cares about him and his well-being, and stands in his corner when he wants to do something. That's just brutal. 🙄

[biking-around-the-world]

Weird how it is easier to attack when the front 3 are attacking players (strikers or attacking midfielders)… Oh so weird…

[daisiesonafield-blog]

If you need a laugh check out the comments on Harry's Victoria's Secret (gross) fashion show performance youtube*com.watch?v=KIZ1ffZQBIc "I love how you’ll never catch harry checking out the girls and disrespecting them even if he can, he’s the only male performer at this show who isn’t staring or poking flirty faces at them"/"The end where Harry was in between all those half naked models and still didn't look 😩 HES SO RESPECTFUL"/"He never looked anywhere he's such gentleman" lol hmmm 🤣

Harry Styles king of respecting women ✊ He respects women so hard he only dates men 😌 more people should strive for this level of respect 🫡 Who said it’s gay for him to suck dick? He’s showing how much of a respectful feminist king he is 👑

[sugdenlovesdingle]

Oh Amit's dodgy contact is a woman

Diversity win!

[sarayu-sunrays]

guys will i understand what oppenheimer is about if i havent seen barbie first??

[bloodstonegoth]

I have this incredible ability of being right on every topic. Truly remarkable

[volatile-voice]

lmao I was encouraged to reach out to someone today so I texted 2 of my friends that I was in a depressive episode and I haven’t heard back from either one in hours lmao like almost a whole 24hours lmao this is why I’m never vulnerable lmao this is the funniest thing ever

[neonbitemarks]

things that are fun to wake up to - immediately getting that "hey, we might zone out for a few hours if that is cool with you?" kind of feel

[carlyraejepsenponderstheorb]

This is why we need AI!

Reading books is good, but it's important to remember that they're written with the biases of their authors. I've never seen a book that wasn't written by a writer, so right off the bat, you gotta watch out for their pro-writing agenda,

[un-fixed--stars]

it's... so awesome training the person who's taking over my job duties after i get laid off... :')