#yes this is sarcasm

[dnpg-hiatus-survivor]

hey y’all. i have spent the past 28 hours doing extensive research and decoding everything dan spoke about during his ywgttn church gathering.

here is what i have gathered will be happening within the next few months (in this exact order)

- dan and phil hard launch (video edition via dnpg)

- dan and phil hard launch (social media edition)

- dan and phil hard launch (merch edition)

- dan and phil hard launch (world tour edition)

- and finally dan and phil hard launch (book edition)

yes this is all factual! the research was, as i said, extremely thorough.

[genericpuff]

imagine not knowing the definition of fanfiction

i'm literally crying rn, how could i be outed like this

i'm absolutely 100% a fraud, i've been lying to you all, peddling you a story with characters that are, in fact, not my own

i'm sorry for lying to you all

[mushroomjar]

Sorry, I forgot the US is the only country with a corrupt violent police force. How silly of me

[im-literally-so-dun]

I just realized I'm gonna be housesitting when Clancy drops. I'll be able to cry loudly over Paladin Strait without worrying about waking people up!

[spaceediasporaa]

mmmm everyone getting mad about reaper pulling down the flag when they don't give a fuck about the dead kids reminds me of something... mmm.. oh well probably not important

[rumpleteasa]

I am shocked. Do Hae Won tricked Park Jeong Je's dad into marrying her, solely because she was after his money. Shocked am I. Flabbergasted. Taken aback.

[burned-lariat]

You know what, I think I see why the show couldn't give us Destina. I mean, I guess it would be hard to see Dex be with someone who genuinely cares about him and his well-being, and stands in his corner when he wants to do something. That's just brutal. 🙄

[sarayu-sunrays]

guys will i understand what oppenheimer is about if i havent seen barbie first??

[bloodstonegoth]

I have this incredible ability of being right on every topic. Truly remarkable

[volatile-voice]

lmao I was encouraged to reach out to someone today so I texted 2 of my friends that I was in a depressive episode and I haven’t heard back from either one in hours lmao like almost a whole 24hours lmao this is why I’m never vulnerable lmao this is the funniest thing ever

[carlyraejepsenponderstheorb]

This is why we need AI!

Reading books is good, but it's important to remember that they're written with the biases of their authors. I've never seen a book that wasn't written by a writer, so right off the bat, you gotta watch out for their pro-writing agenda,

[un-fixed--stars]

it's... so awesome training the person who's taking over my job duties after i get laid off... :')

[obsessivvelittleme]

waking up at 3 am to pick up his girl friend from the airport but not texting me oh how i love him so much

[lesserdad]

I think the people who make burgers are perfect angels but people who buy burgers are disgusting freaks who should be ashamed of themselves.

[louvay]

o wiseman riddle me this: if finn has a callisti golden apple, who will he give it to?

Why of course Deirdre!

Who has the mother who caused a whole war just because she born differently? Deirdre

Who resembles said mother to the point where their half-brother married them out of a sense of proving Freud right? Deirdre

Who caused a poor tragic man to be burnt to death and led to the end of an era? Deirdre!

The fairest maiden of them all that drives honest men into war

[rydiathesummoner]

0/10 game literally unplayable