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sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before
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avoidance has saved me from everything it's also killed me a hundred million times
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i bet origami feels good as fuck if you're a piece of paper
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Transparent PNG for the “Breakthrough Imminent: Homo-sexual Underground” alert, for all your shitposting needs.
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It’s actually really funny cuz when I went hiking this morning, I had the thought that, “wow, I’m glad my ankles are stronger than when I was a kid, because I sprained my ankles a lot” only to maybe 2 hours later seriously sprain my ankle. Universe said I see you being cocky bitch, sit down.
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earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.
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