#yes this is nowen

[starryluminary]

Hello.

[coleslawr02]

no idea how to use tumblr, just going to use it as an internet art archive

[total-drama-brainrot]

the thing about (the most prevalent) noah ships is that he's paired with exclusively powerful girlbosses and/or cringefail men.

[skrimblobimblo]

The Noah and Owen Show

[total-funger-island]

More funger au dump :D

I made other design and Alenoah I will post more daily

(funfact sierra worship Rher btw)

Also sketches of some moonscored still beta, I imagined how they would look like if they scored. Most designs are inspired/influenced from my fav medias

TW : Body Horror

[positive-total-drama-takez]

why fight about ships when they can all hold hands and kiss in the same room? (Noco, alenoah, nowen and nemma)

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[misiahasahardname]

they mean so much to meeeeeeeeeee

like a birthday or a pretty viewwwwwwwww

[postive-td-takes]

NOWEN RAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅💯💯

-champagnon/🥂anon

❤️‍🩹

[canonically47]

i have just come to the conclusion of nowen = togakure and i cannot believe how big my brain is

[real-total-drama-takes]

actually all the tdi contestants have even just the slightest bit of gay stuff going on between them. i mean i ship nowen but that won’t stop me from also thinking noah would be so good with alejandro, duncan, harold (yes harold bite me) and also all of those three are kinda gay too. the reboot is the same way, wayne may be aromantic to me but that doesn’t stop him from being gay as hell with zee and damien AND damien and zee are dating. and don’t think i forgot the girls??? gwen heather and courtney have an insufferable thing going on and somehow bridgette can also be shoved in there. izzy gets to have eva and owen as a treat. eva can also have bridgette and courtney as a bigger treat. while we’re at it. justin has two hands and they are for trent and ezekiel. trent may extend another to gwen. and ezekiel may have some homosexual tendencies with harold too. maybe duncan as well. who the fuck knows what’s going on there. total gay island amirite fellas

[td-rarepairs]

Describing every single rare pair of total drama I have, if you hear the name Ezekiel a lot, get used to it:

Ezekiel x Harold:

This is one of my favorites, Yes, I was the previous Harzeke anon

Ezekiel x Duncan:

Opposites attract? Lemme consume all the art of it (I don't even like one of the characters here, but I still ship it)

Ezekiel x Justin:

Anyone here who shipped this before slimeysoda's au?

Ezekiel x Geoff:

It all started when I saw a funny looking piece of fanart, then I went down the rabbit hole, and now I ship it.

Ezekiel x Noah:

This can also be used to summarize most of the ships here, because I can

Ezekiel x Tyler:

The first guys who fell for Alejandro, you guys mainly all talk about "I like girls!" Meanwhile Ezekiel doesn't even deny it, just that "Wow eh..." IT FEELS LIKE I'M GRABBING AT STICKS TO SELF PROJECT- Wait, where am I? Or right, Ezekiel x Tyler, dumbass x dumbass

Ezekiel x Alejandro:

Same as above, just minus the Tyler specific part, and directed specifically at Alejandro.

Ezekiel x DJ:

They both love animals, and you can't rid that headcanon from me (on Ezekiel's side, DJ's love for animals is canon).

Ezekiel x Trent:

Ruined character gang.

Ezekiel x Eva:

Last one with Ezekiel, Ok? Anyways, this is the only straight Ezekiel ship I like, Lifts them like some grapes x some grapes, anyone?

Harold x Lightning:

Blame Totaldramarama for this, but you can't explain that "Your handso- I MEAN AWESOME!" Line, and the blush afterwards without at least a little bit of contemplating if that was a childhood crush representation.

Owen x Justin:

I'm starting to see a theme with kinda canon but not explicitly stated, Owen is a Bi-con and no one can change my mind.

Izzy x Eva:

It just works imo.

Katie x Sadie:

I eat up friends to lovers for diner

Raj x Wayne:

Same explanation as Katie x Sadie, just less annoying.

Wayne x Damien:

Himbo x Smarter, Gotta love that dynamic, also, enemies to lovers too! Well, I still feel like that whole enemy thing with Damien was meant to mean like Wayne doesn't see him as an enemy, instead he has one giant crush, but he doesn't wanna feel like he's copying Raj by having these feelings too, so he pretends it's an enemy thing.

Dave x Shawn:

I hate Dave with every inch of my body, but I accidentally fell into this rabbit hole, and now I ship it, trust me, this is the only Dave ship I have.

Alejandro x Tyler:

It's a great dynamic, but in the end, the video we shall not speak of messed it up.

Geoff x Brody:

I wanna see them marry all over again.

And that's all that I have that I'm not questioning the rare pair validity of, I have two more I'm questioning and I'll mention them here:

Gwourtney

Nowen

Thank you for listening to my rare pair list.

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[total-drama-brainrot]

TD World Tour AU, where Noah is Chris’s Assistant from the start of World Tour, instead of a contestant ... Alejandro tries to charm Noah, like Alejandro had charmed Chef, but Noah is immune to his charms... What if Assistant Noah still told Owen that Alejandro is like 'an eel dipped in grease' and Alejandro CAN'T get rid of Assistant Noah for saying that?... Would they have a weird frenemy relationship for the rest of the show?... With Alejandro sometimes teasingly flirting with Noah, like he does with Heather? 😘

In my take on an Assistant Noah AU, Noah would be entirely immune to Alejandro's charm, not because he's switched on to The Archvillain's true colours (which, he is, but I digress) but because Assistant Noah is The Saltiest Bitch.

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Imagine with me, for a moment, that you've landed yourself a pretty sweet gig; you're the personal assistant of an A-list celebrity who's only real job at the moment is hosting and directing one (1) reality TV show. The pay is really good and the job itself comes with a tonne of benefits, plus it's the perfect position for you to develop networks within the business (Noah canonically mentions "working his way up this 'biz", implying he has a desire to continue in the field of showbusiness).

Now imagine with me that said celebrity is Chris McLean, renown sadist and all-around disaster of a man. This guy absolutely pawns off the majority of his work onto you, meaning it falls onto your shoulders to; corral the on-set interns into some semblance of competency, make sure that each challenge is properly set up and ready to go, make sure Chris himself is set up and ready to go, and put up with regular coffee run requests. That's a lot of work for one 16~17 year old, even if you are a certified genius.

You're overworked, sleep-deprived and two seconds away from snapping at the nearest intern at any given moment.

And then, during the filming of the latest season, the guy you hand picked to star in the non-existent "Total Drama Dirtbags" (mostly because he was better looking than his brother, who also applied) tries to charm and flirt his way into you giving him advantages in the competition- or at the very least, trick you into divulging information on their next challenge. It's as if he thinks you're somehow not aware of the fact that he's a total scumbag, despite knowing you work on the show and therefore have seen both his acts of sabotage and the confessions in which he plots them.

Suffice to say, you're kind of insulted. I mean, really? Flirting? You don't even have time for something as trivial as a relationship, or even a fling! There's challenges to set up, international negotiations to suffer through, and unpaid interns to boss around- your schedule's booked!

And yet he keeps flirting with you, even after you've snubbed him multiple times. At this point you're pretty sure it's become a point of wounded pride for him, instead of the game tactic it started as; after all, his charms have worked on pretty much everyone on the cast, what makes you so different?

Eventually, as the herd thins, you decide to warn your best friend (who's somehow miraculously remained in the competition, despite his 'team leader's' obvious dislike of him) about Alejandro's less-than-noble intentions. Owen misconstrues your selfless act of solidarity as a sign of jealousy, or god forbid 'denial of your feelings', towards Alejandro. Which, what? No, that's not it at all! The one time you try to be a good friend and this is how you're repaid?

Alejandro overhears this, unfortunately, and seems to take the fact that you're not fooled by his obviously fake mask as some sort of personal affront. Of course, as the person who's essentially running the show, there's not much he can do to you besides carry on being the nuisance he is- which is exactly what he does, but more.

Suddenly, his flirting from before seems like nothing, because now he's really trying to get under your skin with that same plastic charm; it's like he took the dial to his natural flirtatiousness and turned it to eleven. It's annoying. And worse, it's getting in the way of your work flow.

You'd love to stage his elimination, but you know the public outcry from his untimely departure from the show would outweigh the relief of being rid of him, so you resolve to do as you have been; ignoring Alejandro until he gets bored. (That's easier said than done- he's really good at getting under your skin, like the thorns on a rose bush.)

To make matters Even Worse, your elusive appearances on the show- as Chris' personal assistant it would be impossible to avoid the cameras entirely, but you'd bribed the editing team to cut as much of your unwitting footage from the final edit as they could- paired with your 'entertaining dynamic' with Alejandro has the viewers clambering for more, so now you're obligated to act as a de facto co-host alongside your boss.

So now you're stuck having to at least acknowledge Alejandro, if only to give the editors something to work with. Great.

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At least, that's what my take on an Assistant Noah AU would entail.🤷‍♀️

[ask-the-td-cast]

Did any of the gen 1 contestants (excluding nowen and Geoff) watch ridonculous race? If so, what’s your opinion on it?

I watched it, and so did Izzy, Eva, and everyone on Team Amazon (except gwen) . I personally think the cast was very interesting this time around, and the Don seems way better than Chris (Chris: I read your answers y’know?) - Bridgette I personally just watched cause Izzy told me to, didn’t really care about anything - Eva It was SUCH a good season, and Noah got a girlllllfriendd (Noah: Shut up) - Izzy It was a good season, although I feel bad for the twins. And congrats to Geoff for making it to the final 2! - Cody It was..Alright I suppose, thought Emma seemed like an intelligent person (Izzy: Is courtney’s jealous of noah’s girrrrrrllllllfrrrriennndd?? Courtney: How are you saying that?) - Courtney A boring season, barely anything fun (Gwen: your definition of ‘fun’ is someone getting emotionally played. Heather: Yes, and?) - Heather

[cornfields-td-nonsense]

hi hello there it's me back with another silly idea

team escope (+ ezekiel and owen) hangout which is basically just an evzeke and nowen double date. ezekiel's just happy to be there, noah's complaining about the book he's reading, izzy lights noah's book on fire as a result, eva's restraining izzy so she doesn't do anymore damage, and owen just came back with icecream for everyone.

evzeke and nowen double date????? just marry me already /j

but seriously. YES to all of this. I love the ideaof Izzy fifth wheeling purely to cause chaos lmao

(can someone make this into a oneshot. like now. please)

[junibgoode]

ok I've been thinking about ridoncuous race lately(blame the noco nemma discourse. pls get a hobby @ those ppl 😭😭) and im just thinking about what I'd change. not going into what I'd do for all of td bc atp I'd probably need to just rewrite the show(as tempting as that is I have like. a life i like living) bit rr there's just 2 major things.

firstly Noah's overall writing. hear me out, he was good especially in the one liners department but some things were just. like him being low-key a dick to Owen sometimes. he does have the casual mean-ness to him(samesies) with friends there were moments that were. like what. also nemma. if I could be as radical as possible and push my Sapphic agenda I'd have lesbian emma with a whole arc about it bc it would've been so good. the whole "I mess up every relationship I have with a guy by dating one's I know are shitty or just messing stuff up myself to find and excuse to end them" and "omg I've just been gay the whole time" would've been so good on her character. did my queen dirty. and with that I'd make nowen canon bc out of the Noah ships it's probs the best(not my favorite per say but just the best chemistry and canon wise).

but playing by network rules I'd just give them better chemistry. from memory(idk its been a while) I think they just have them sarcastic banter and then. Noah was all mushy. and emma was into the pathetic boyfailure of it all. which yk pathetic boyfailure is what he is(tho I tend to read him as gay. disaster bisexual works too). but Noah has the whole sarcastic banter with other charactets. like they could've given us more to work with is my point instead of rushing in with nemma to plug up the nowen and lesbian emma allegations(shout-out to the anon on total drama takes with that submission, you're my personal hero).

also I'd make the police cadets not police. as far as police goes they're not bad themselves considering MacArthur doesn't even believe in the institution herself and sanders just wants to do good but is ultimately misguided. but man like could've made them P.I.s trying to prove themselves after getting kicked off the force(I do hc they eventually leave).

thank u for coming to my Ted talk yes my autism diagnosis appointment will be soon

[kittieshauntedourfantasy]

My brother's opinions on TD ships

(Warning: he's kind of a hater. also he's only on s3.)

I told him he may be cruified for this and he went "if I'm crucified now I'll be loved later. like Jesus."

Nowen: "i hope this ship hits an iceberg and sinks. they're just friends."

Gwuncan: "it's ALRIGHT. I mean like. it COULD be better. I ship it more than I ship Duncney. like I feel like it COULD happen y'know. one's goth and the other's punk."

Coderra: "no."

Aletyler: "WHAT. when did that ever happen."

Alejustin: "i feel like they would. they'd manipulate people together."

Nozeke: "NOAH ISN'T GAY 😞"

Dunhar: *mournful sniff as he walks to the fireplace and picks up log* "if this was dunhar do you know what i'd do with it" *throws log into fire*

Stuck to a Poleycule (Heather, Courtney, Gwen, Bridgette): "no. no. heather and courtney are a good duo but i don't ship them. they'd manipulate people together like alejustin."

Chref: "they're just friends to me"

Lyler: "yes :3"

Trenoah: "NO. no. no. they wouldn't."

Noco: "i mean. they're both dinguses..."

Gidgette: "yeah. they'd do a gameshow or something together."

Bridgney: "i just. it wouldn't happen"

Aleheather: "yeah. if he didn't leave her stuck to a pole- oh wait that was bridgette"

Duncney: "no. negative, sir!!! it's toxic. and that's coming from a courtney hater."

Ozzy: "yeah. it's canon."

Gwourtney: *side-eye* "no. they don't like each other"

Lesharold: "hm. it's alright."

Alenoah: *slow turn and side-eye* "nnnnno."

Lindseth: "no. no. just no."