#yes this is canon

[rhapsoddity]

I'm sure its fine dont worry about the colours Jim

[pokemon-ash-aus]

I realized i didnt post this so have some angst :)

[shelikescloth]

never not thinking about the time thrawn and thrass were at a board game cafe and thrass stopped a robbery by calling the guy “buddy” and thrawn decked his accomplices and then the cafe owner gave them free cheese

[gummybearthemii]

Same friend from last post told me about this

[askmafiabobvelseb]

Bobba please calm down

[den-ai-d]

"Danteeeehhhhhhhhhhhh…"

Limbus Company shenanigans with Dante and Vergil😉

[project-doomsday]

Cryptid Cooking 101

by Sheep

Created by this living creature @just-a-sleepy-litte-sheepy

[holyfreaks]

It angers me when people say Sam's not Jack's dad. Did we not watch the same fucking show?! Dean wanted to KILL JACK MULTIPLE TIMES. Sam is Jack's dad (I mean Jack even said Sam's his dad)

I've said it before and I'll say it again. sam is jack's mommy, cas is his daddy, and dean is the weird creepy uncle <333

[undergroundbillions]

reminder that uncle clem and beloved belinda are besties and they adopted a son together

- mod wowf 🐾

[amazinglyegg]

Tragedy has struck in the cambridge police station

[trainquokka-barry]

Extras:

[201] (Barry's room)

Uuugh... why in Gaia's name is Gadget so... so cute! And pretty! And handsome! And... ugh!

And it's worse! 'Cause it looks like they already have a boyfriend! That... Fintieni! He's so cool looking, and handsome, and pretty too!

Oh my Chaos I would have a chance in hell with either of them, even if they weren't dating! Even if I... wouldn't mind being between th...

Stop! Stop. Stop being a perv for your neighbors, Barry, that's not a good thing.

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[203] (Gadget and "Fin's" room)

Sooo... whaddaya think of the new neighbor?

Alright, I guess. I haven't seen enough of them to judge though.

Okay, Mr. "my full name is Fintieni."

Shut up, Gadge. What else was I gonna my legal name? "Infinite" was definitely not what I was gonna go with a couple months after it happened.

Yeah, so of course you just switched around the letters.

The fuck was I gonna call myself then?!

You could've just put down "Fin." Like how I was calling you. And am still calling you.

S-shut up!

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[202] (Surf's room)

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i hope they get along...

[oogaboogaspookyman]

one word sketch: heartbreak

I will never forget these goobers, i love them so much

[carcrash-ventass]

Rule

[anonymous-dentist]

Reward for @guanine-the-worm

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Quackity was there for Tubbo's first birthday. He was not there for his second. He tries not to think about this too much, but it's awfully hard not to when fucking Wilbur Soot won't stop rubbing it in.

"Yeah, he probably doesn't even know who you are," Wilbur sighs.

Stretched out across Quackity's couch with Schlatt on vacation, both out of sight and out of mind, Wilbur yawns and crosses his lanky legs like he owns the place.

Quackity's eye twitches. He's got half a soul. Maybe he can trade in the other half to get rid of Wilbur once and for all.

"That's fine," he tightly says.

"Yeah, I'm sure it is," Wilbur agrees. He nods, unserious. "I mean, you only sold your soul for him. That's all. Not like that's important or anything."

"I don't know what you're talking about," says Quackity.

He turns his head to stare at the wall, ignoring Wilbur's eyes burning holes into the side of his face.

Quackity was there for Tubbo's first birthday. Philza was there for the second. Next is the fourteenth. Maybe Quackity will make it to that one.

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[the-consortium]

Who's the most likely to get caught doing so.ething absolutely scandalous?

"Definitely the Chief Apothecary. I'm certainly not known for particularly liking him - but I'll give him that: He has an absolute knack for making himself socially impossible in all circles!" Narvo sounds completely convinced and he stubbornly thrusts his lower jaw forward. Firmly anchoring himself to his position.

Bellephus laughs. Leans forward and plucks a few scraps of meat from the carcass of their hunting prey. Feeds them to the snapping mouths on his neck and throat. Narvo briefly grimaces in disgust, but then laughs too.

The Gutter Poet licks his fingers: "Of course he has. But I think Oleander, with his urge to betray Fabius again and again because he thinks it's good for him, would be the better candidate."

Savona steals a piece of muscle meat from Bellephus' fingers, waving it in Narvo's direction before tearing it with her sharp teeth and saying with her mouth full: "Yeah, I'm with Bell' on that one! I mean, the Chief Apothecary wants nothing more than to be bored so he can pursue his projects in peace. That's not scandalous."

Narvo looks up through the canopy of leaves of the arboretum, moving gently in the breeze of the huge fans, where the three warriors have dragged their blood-dripping prey to organise a romantic picnic. "Oleander is a novice when it comes to scandal! I mean, who else but the Chief Apothecary has ever managed to misbehave so badly that two Primarchs want his head?"

Bellephus hesitates briefly, then nods. "Yes, you're right about that. The spider wins. Best scandalous noodle of the Eye of Terror!"

"Wait … two?" Savona leans forward, her eyes wide and her amused greed for gossip clearly visible. "Lord Fulgrim, yes, every now and then, because he is who he is … but who else? Are the assassination attempts not coming from the Dark Council but from Lorgar himself?"

Narvo waves it off: "No, no. Or … I don't know. But I mean Vulkan. The Lord of Drakes."

"You're not serious!" - "But I am serious. You were still a twinkle in your daddy's eye, Savona. That was right after the siege. Fabius behaved so scandalously on Terra that Vulkan had him hunted down!"

Savona laughs: "Oh, praise be to the Dark Prince for providing me with the greatest possible amusement! I am in the service of the most scandalous Astartes ever to follow in Lord Fulgrim's exalted footsteps!"

...

"Hey! What are you weirdos doing?!" Arrian does not sound happy. The World Eater is standing at the entrance to the arboretum, setting down a tray of saplings with maximum care and forced composure. A twitch crosses his cheek as he reaches for his weapons. "Get that damn carcass out of here and yourselves right along with it or you're in for a special treat of violence!!!"

[talesofourworlds]

"All this gel talk suddenly reminded me of the time Sophie ate a gel seed by itself when we were children..."