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I get sappy when I'm drunk, so this is Yusuke Urameshi signing on to say, get you a partner who's been happy to handle your bullshit for the past 20+ years, who's looking forward to putting up with said bullshit for another 50+ years, and who is ecstatic that you both get to mutually deal with each other's bullshit for the rest of your natural lives. It's awesome. 11/10, recommend.
#yes this is about my wife#yes i fucking love her what about it#yusuke urameshi#yu yu hakusho#yyh rp#yyh rp blog#yyh#keiko yukimura
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there is truly nothing greater than love to me. what is more impermeable, long lasting, soft, and joyous??? yet still holds melancholy, anguish, pain, and grief???? (many things but that’s not the point-)
i am very grateful to love and be loved :) i hope whoever sees this comes across pure love as well, it’s very nice.
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image desc: a ladybug on top of one of the leaves of a curry leaf stem
#yes this is about my wife#yes i have a wife (my gf)#it’s not Exclusively abt ash BUT#a great deal ☝️#the thought of planning for my future (even for the next year) would bring me to tears and completely break down#but now i’m able to look into grad schools#and create plans regarding my courses in college to be able to graduate#i can even talk to others about what I want for the future#growth is lovely#im happy i didnt let anyone take that away from me#and im extra happy my wife has cultivated my growth and given it a nurturing environment :)#and my friends too#shout out to my bestie from college who i sat next to bc i have a stellar gaydar#i hope to find more people to share my love with#and i hope to strengthen the love i have now with those close to me#it will be hard and it will be challenging (looking at the fact that i will be kicked out soon.)#but !!! it will be so so worth a life that ive dreamt to have !#if you’re reading this then tell someone you love them#:)#(bonus points if you say it to yourself!)#bee talks#it’s me#im bee
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I'm hanging out with this super hot girl and I think we just had sex. Or maybe she was teasing me the whole time. Point is. I came twice.
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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???
#personal#i am emotional yes#over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme#nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post#and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity#especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making#if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care#i just needed to scream#and this is one small thing#but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks#saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that#my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten#i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked#-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also#and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb#a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u#idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit#im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved#im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does#wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun
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“I think I just—Missed it.”
“This. The bases, the blues, everyone together.”
“You, Simmons.”
Please read Red Letter Days it's had me in an emotional chokehold for months
#rvb#tony's art tag#red vs blue#dick simmons#franklin delano donut#rvb art#rvb simmons#rvb donut#yes i know they're not wearing their helmets in this scene i do not care#thank you to my wife for the fic but also waaahhhh wahhahah#i just have a lot of emotions about simmons and donut and how they're like the only two members of red team left but like not really#it's been a long time since i've painted anything like this#i just think simmons and donut should hold hands now okay
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FULL BLACK SUIT??? SUMMER CROWLEY??? SOMEONE TRANSLATE THE FLOWER LANGUAGE!!!
#also Georgia u look gorgeous I love u#actually my wife#yes I’m talking about both of them#David Tennant#Georgia tennant#patiently waiting for Michael to arrive now 🤞🏻#bafta
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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Say what you want about Yue Qingyuan, but HE is the ultimate Wife Guy. His wife was a complete and utter bitch, and he fr didn't care. In fact, he did everything in his power to make sure his wife could be a bitch in peace. Did this backfire on him? Well, yes. But look at his commitment!
#yue qingyuan at any given moment: yes my wife mistreats his disciples yes my wife doesnt get along with any of our martial sibling and YES#yes my wife MIGHT be cheating on me at a brothel but have any of you even considered that he hasnt had a sweet treat today? huh?#wow yue qingyuan i bet they didnt even think about that!#qijiu#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu
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YOUR HEROISM WRAPPED
You saved 4859272 lives
You had 284 NEW Songs written about you
Your Fanbase grew +900%
Your "missing your father with the ache of a rended organ" streak continued for 2555 days. That's a new record!
People knew you by your Title instead of your Name 847382 times
You practiced your swordskill for 185200 minutes
You couldn't save one. It was out of your control; or was it? What if you'd been faster, or stronger, or smarter, what if you hadn't slept that night, maybe if you hadn't stopped to eat, you would have gotten there in time. You could have saved them, too. It weighs heavier on you than the act of saving lives elates you.
You received 3400 love letters
#Do I need to tag him or.#Added more in a reblog#Okay fine yes this is about#Wyll Ravengard#My beautiful wife
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Natasha O'Keeffe as Lanfear in Wheel of Time, 2.07
#natasha o'keeffe#lanfear#wot on prime#wot show spoilers#wotedit#tvedit#tvgifs#fantasyedit#dailywomen#femaledaily#wotcentral#mine#*mine#anyway these are *jonah simms voice* terrible#wot please take my wife away from the cursed yellow hue#i miss the blue from ep 4#long post#don't talk to me about her slicked hair i'm not stable#also this is for the anon who asked me if i'm going to make more lanfear gifs; yes#they won't be good but they will be here#idk what to tag so#if anyone wants to be tagged in wot women edits just lmk#the way she walks in on the divorce scene is so funny tho she is so adorable like hey guys what's up#but she is the worst person you know#i love her with my everything
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Beach day pt.2 now feat. the husband
#lo rambles#yes i made this in 15 minutes after being at work all day#what about it#the idea needed out#he deserves to get a piece of that hot wife#and she deserves to be carried around and have fun in the water!#my brain is being steam roasted so this WILL look off and wonky to me eventually#but for now enjoy#star wars#the bad batch#fanart#phee genoa#tech bad batch#techphee#tech x phee
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we don’t acknowledge enough how dee used to be a pageant winner when she was a kid and how much damage it did to her. she worked her ass off and got recognition for being pretty and talented at a young age and it was the only source of self esteem she could garner in a family that constantly berated and talked down to her. she sought after that external approval because it was the only way she could prove everyone around her wrong. her dream of being a performer didn’t come from a self-aggrandizing delusion— she genuinely showed a lot of potential when she was younger. but she went through an unflattering puberty and her spinal condition got worse and that natural talent she had as a kid plateaued way too early. the “former gifted kid” dilemma. she slowly lost the thing that promised her that she was good, but she was so desperate to keep holding onto it that she tried anyway. again and again and again no matter how much people made fun of her because it was always about proving them wrong. but after a while she couldn’t jump anymore without anticipating the way it feels when she hits the ground face first. self-sabotage became her way out, choosing to rather live in the fantasy of her own unrealized potential and blaming those around her for her lack of success, than having tried and crashed again. she’d rather buy lottery tickets over and over and never scratch off the numbers than to see that she lost. that self-sabotaging behavior bled into other aspects of her life too, from friendships to relationships to therapy. her own short lived success is what made her grow into embodying the cycle of failure.
#iasip#dee reynolds#oh deandra#someone tell her she’s good#this may very well be a diary entry vaguely disguised as character analysis but lets move past that#also doesn’t not help at all that im going through my own dennis and dee go on welfare unemployment plotline irl#BUT LETS MOVE PAST THAT#she’s such a fascinating character i really hope they explore her more in s17 bc she’s been like. a side character for the past few seasons#another thing i regret not telling charlie when i had the chance ugh#i wanted to be lighthearted and complain about the promo pics being ugly but when i opened with ‘#‘can i air out some grievances’ he was so open to it and actually seemed kind of disappointed that i WASNT talking about the writing#and it was like. in no universe could i have possibly been prepared to have an in depth convo ab the show with him at that loud ass bar#or like. expected him to be open to WRITING CRITICISM of all things#there’s so much i could have aired out. So much. but alas#what was i talking about#oh dee#anyways yes dee my sweet dee i love her my stupid tragic middle aged girlfailure my wifr#wife#i love you
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miscellaneous au doodles + a VERY self indulgent song lyric comic :D
+ extra evil comic below the cut :
"chil!" "don't look at me like that..."
#ill be honest this is all so self indulgent that its embarrassing but whatever. peace and love. i will live my truth#yes the song lyric comic is childhood friends t4t chilchuck + his wife. what of it.#yes i also put chilaios. SUE ME OKAY#anyways im really proud of that first comic i think i did the format justice#also to the fellow filipinos out there i salute to you all#if anyone who doesnt speak filipino google translates the song and talks to me about it i will uhhhhhh. kiss you <- joking#(BUT I DO ENCOURAGE TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT I WILL SCREAM)#now time for actual tags#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#<- technically#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#should i tag his wife? ill tag his wife#chilchuck's wife#laios touden#not gonna tag the others in the first comic cause theyre not the focus#chilaios#<- feed on angst with me. play with me in this space.#by the by im slightly dissatisfied with how i drew that evil comic i think it looks a little weird but i love the concept of it#i mean none of you have any context except for my friend whos working on this au with me but. i prommy that its good#oh yeah i should probably tag this au huh#[ tragedy au ]#<- dont worry about the name. d. dont worry about it.#PRAYING BEGGING PLEADING THAT THIS WILL POST PROPERLY THIS TIME
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Nobody: Anthony Bridgerton: MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! MY VISCOUNTESS! MOTHER OF MY CHILD! THE ONLY WOMAN EVER !!!!!
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton memes#bridgerton#someone: hello Ant-#Anthony: yes yes I’m Anthony and this is Kate#SHES MY WIFE#HAVING MY BABY#SHE LOVES ME#DID YOU KNOW THAT#HAVE YOU HEARD#I just know he twists every conversation and makes it about her#and he’s so real for that#he bagged her somehow and he’s going to make sure everyone knows it
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Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#nie mingjue#lan wunian#lan xichen#lan wangij#poll#Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!!#Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded.#It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*)#Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance!#Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging.#And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all.#Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way.#Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time.#My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay.#I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes.#(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?)#Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!
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#911#911edit#buddie#buddieedit#911 fox#911 abc#911 on fox#evanbuckleyedit#eddiediazedit#my edit#otp: you don't need to pretend with me#1k#honestly ive been thinking about this since the lightning#911hiatusparallels#because yes eddie had no idea the tsunami was gonna happen and the same way it wasnt Bucks fault it wasnt eddie#but this is the guy that asked for a sign about what to do about his wife and she died#then he tried to force his best friend to do something he wasnt ready for and he almost died too#and yes therapy eddie is better with his own feelings but i wonder if it crossed his mind#because maddie probably tried to get him into the keep buck distracted rotation#and he said no probably because he knew buck could need a place to escape to#but still#it could've crossed his mind the consequences of the last time he didnt give buck time#the tsunami the lawsuit all that yk#i dont know i just want to put the thought somewhere#it makes sense that eddie would wait him out after the previous moments with buck and death#anyway#yeah#evan buckley#eddie diaz
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