#plutoposting

[blupoh]

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

[truly-pluto]

Hi, so, turns out, the multiverse is real and now there are two of us!

~ @pluto-officially

being in the gimmickverse always had duplicates lol. i mean back when i made this blog a long time ago there was some other pluto

[deergirl-armpits]

I'm hanging out with this super hot girl and I think we just had sex. Or maybe she was teasing me the whole time. Point is. I came twice.

[truly-pluto]

aishshaksjenxjwbfkencks

keep going

[loserclawkittycat]

I have been sucked into the centre of pluto and can confirm that it has volcanoes

[blupoh]

analog horror needs to let go of daisy bell I am FED UP

[truly-pluto]

I cited the fourth amendment word for word and also sourced it on the poll 💀

(I am now a true American RAAAAAAH 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅)

Irizz

Hey, hey look! Hey look! Look. glass jar

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

people in NASA be having orgy's whilst people in earth are stuck with puritans 🙁🙁🙁🙁😔😔😔😔😔😔

What is up little spoon,

I am sending you this because I do not want you to mutate the Solar System. Please do not mutate the Solar System or I'm gonna have to send all the alphas after you :)

What is a spoon, little spoon

what is spoon, little

Spoon little is what? Up

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-

talk to the hand cause the face doesn't wanna hear it-

Zoozve

Gaynamede

Irizz

You know I gets my pimpin' on

Oh shit ain't that your dude?

Yeah I be pimpin' all these hoes

Fool that was way back in highschool

You knows I get my pimp-

Wait,

Waitwaitwait wait wait wait

Svesta is that you- You, you, you, YOU?

What up Lucious?

That's PIMP, Lucious

Don't get it twisted 😤

MAN HE CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANT-

Aahhhh AIN'T NO ONE TALKIN' TO YOU MACHO MAN-

Man you dumb wan wacka-off man I will

WAAAAAAHAAAAA AAAA-

Postman, postman

Fucked the whole area

(Well done indeed)

Without error exactly

And he will fuck you to your kidneys

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what

[truly-pluto]

ooh. they got my good side.

Close up of Pluto from the New Horizons space probe.

Will be adding several more photos to this same post

[truly-pluto]

hello!!!! I’m Pluto!!! you know the planet- I mean the dwarf planet!

[internetmicrocelebrity]

celebratory post 4 the renewed raccoon stripezz <3

[truly-pluto]

Pluto wishes a very Wednesday to the aspecs!

happy wednesday to all my fellow aroace folks

[blupoh]

[truly-pluto]

and what I mean by this is the human design would ofc, look like a human, and h tbh e planet doesn’t would be like the head is the planet except with eyes and the body would be like a regular body.

[internetmicrocelebrity]

yeah so i decided to reanimate this thing i did to whats now probz generally my fav @xx-may4-malic3-xx song lmao.

ignore the flipaclip UI it is still a wip but this time i intend on finishing it....however long thats gonna take.....

[blupoh]

somehow, oldest xbox known to man doesn’t have UNO

30 million year old xbox discovered far below the andes. scientists baffled. "we're so fucked. jesus christ. i bet they even had fable on that shit", says an anonymous expert named Dr. Toggler