#yes the one with gordan ramsey

[farglefarf]

Me when I'm disarranged

[velnoni]

just like the other ask i love love love! ur interpretation of ford. i need more almost religiously. can we have more hcs involving romance and maybe a little nsfw stuff?

Romantic Ford Headcanons

ask and ye shall recieve.

Will absolutely flush if you kiss his hand, especially in public. He finds something like that mischievous, but lowkey will not complain, merely grumble softly to himself. Morning kisses are a bonus and have helped him adjust to a more slow paced life.

Pet names. Perhaps a shortened version of your name if your name is long enough. My dear, honey, handsome/beautiful. In his journal, he'll refer to you as the love of his life.

Head scratches or foot/back massages. Both of you, when overworked, appreciate them so so much. Ford will greatly appreciate it when you coax him out the lab, into your lap, and run your hands through his peppered hair. He makes a noise stuck between a groan and sigh, and in no time, his breathing evens out. When he does it for you, he will often offer it after a crappy day at work. Cue the extra fingers working magic and applying pressure in all the right places.

It could be said he can make edible meals, but he's no Gordan Ramsey. So when he comes home to you making a home cooked meal, he can't help but fall for you harder. To be able to sit down, eat, and not worry if the food is poisonous...it's enough to make a grown man cry. His favorite recipe might be a spaghetti dish.

Get this man some jelly beans, and he'll be a happy lad.

Play any nerd board with him and Dipper, and you will see his eyes turn into hearts, which should be physically impossible. Finds your facial expression cute when you're stuck on something.

Stargazing on the roof of the Mystery Shack is a must, and he never gets tired of speaking of the stars with you. When you told him about the new horoscopes that sparked a new conversation.

Expedition dates are great, but local diner hangouts always feel more intimate with you. Ford may or may not have stolen a french fry if you weren't looking...perhaps Stan is rubbing off on him.

It's not something you know, but once considered, finding out a way to allow you to see colors humans normally can not perceive like Bill once did for him. But ultimately decided against it.

Random gifts from Ford can range from receiving a flower, clothes that don't stain, or a new creature he found in the wild.

*nsft under the cut

Surprisingly quite sensitive. If you rake your nails against his skin, he'll shiver and try to push you off. But keep doing it, and you'll get a whimper out of him.

If you kiss each finger, naming what you like about him or how you'll screw the daylights out him alongside licking them, please expect said fingers inside of you tonight.

He likes grabbing you by the waist and might give a teasing squeeze if feeling brave. He's smug when he does so. On days when you're both alone, you might feel him wrap his arms around you with a little surprise pressing up your backside. Will always ask for permission to go forward.

The kind of person to see you doing something in your natural habitat and get aroused from it. Reading a book? Biting a pen? Covered in mud from helping Mabel with her garden that was raided by suspiciously handsome men with gnomes riding them? He finds it unbecoming of a scientist to fall folly to such primal instincts but will grab your hand when you're alone and stare at you with a slight desperation.

Kiss sessions can go for a good while with some groping. He prefers to be in control, but if you whisper for him to lay beneath you and say his full name, you'll have the old man putty in your hands. Nibble on his ear and that'll earn you six fingered smack on the butt. His ears are really sensitive you've realized...suspiciously so.

If you point that out and keep asking, Ford might one day ask you to stick your tongue in his ear. And if you ever do this while palming his erection in his pants he'll cum early much to his embarrasment. He could never live down the shame but will always come back for more.

He's a fan of blowjobs since they're easy to clean up and really enjoy when you give them to him at a slow pace. He likes the buildup. He doesn't mind returning the deed. He finds your expression and moans quite invigorating.

There's a slight possibility he might be into sounding. Don't ask how he figured that out but he's too shy to bring it up right now.

Praise kink. It's practically endless! Smart, handsome, gorgeous, sexy, silver fox, cutie pie, fantastic, how are you so good at this, good job, keep doing that, etc.

Likes watching/being watched while masturbating. Bonus points if you walked in on him. Once you did and he came like a hormonal teenager, face beet red and glasses cloudy.

Slow and steamy sex is something he prefers because he likes to watch you come undone under his watchful gaze but there are times where he'll feel spontaneous and rile you up throughout the day so you pounce him in privacy. Conniving fella. Have enough stamina to hold you up & hammer you against the wall but prefers a bed.

"Stanford..." You whispered in a low voice as you rearranged yourself behind him. Ford tensed at your voice, feeling his soul jump as your naked arms slide underneath his own, linking together against his chest. "Y-Yes, my dear?" He asks when he remembers to respond to you. He wanted to look at you, kiss your lips, taste you on his own, and have his hands roam every inch of your body. Especially considering your very naked body in question was pressed against his back side. But he didn't.

He steeled himself to your provactice antics and touched the buckle of his belt. He hears you chuckle into his ear, the softness of your lips when it makes contact with his earlobe. Then his cheek and the side of his neck where that wretched tattoo resided. Oh... He couldn't help but sigh and think mentally he was much too old for this. But as if you read his mind, you cupped the pompous bulge that was quite evident through his corduroy pants. You gave it a gentle squeeze and waited.

"More..."

"More what?"

His voice is now a whisper. His Adam apple rises as he swallows his saliva. "More, please." He could feel himself come undone when you call him a good boy. Tonight is going to be one of those nights.

[citruswriter]

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

Listen with me! ↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ

Warnings: Established relationship, chubby coded reader, self esteem issues, brief nippleplay, oral (f! recieving), fem terms, afab reader, overstimulation, hair pulling, squirting, creampie.

Creepypasta Kinktober Prompt: Mirror/Overstimulation

Pairing: Eyeless Jack x Fem Reader

The mirror was not your friend. Far from it in your opinion. The mirror pointed out things you didn't want to see. Stretchmarks and rolls in your skin, loose skin and jiggly thighs. You hated it. Hated the mirror. Hated your body.

But your lovely boyfriend loved it. Loved the divots in your skin that the stretchmarks left. Loved the rolls in your body in his hands. Loved your soft tummy. Loved your plush thighs. You tried your best to see yourself through his eyes, to love your body as he loved it. But it seemed like an impossible task most days.

It had been a long day and your were already snuggled in bed with your phone when your boyfriend came in with something. " What's that?" You question, rising so you were sitting up and looking at the large rectangle. "It's a mirror." Jack said simply, flipping it around to show off the full body mirror, propping it up against the wall.

"Oh! Um... why did you get it?" You ask tentatively. Jack takes off his mask, setting it to the side before kicking his shoes off and crawling onto the bed with you. "Thought it would be nice for some... fun." He says simply, giving a shrug before pressing a kiss to your neck.

"Yes it'll be fun to see all my imperfections." You say sarcastically, glaring at your reflection. Jack lets out a low growl, a demonic sound that never fails to make you shiver in delight down your spine and send heat pooling straight to your core.

"You have the body of a goddess, my darling, and I'll be damned if I let you talk down on yourself." He growled out before swiftly moving behind you. You squeak out as he nibbles on your neck, hands moving up your shirt. One hand grasped your soft tummy while the other gripped a breast, claws digging in slightly before moving to tweak a nipple, causing you to gasp out.

"My beautiful mate..." He purrs out and you shudder. "I'm going to fuck you so good that you won't even be able to focus on those silly insecurities." And with that you're flipped onto your back, clawed fingers pulling your sleep shorts and panties down and flinging them off to the side.

His inhuman tongue soon finds its way into your core and you gasp out as he starts to tongue fuck you, thumb finding your pearl and rubbing it harshly. You moan and keen out as he eats you out like your pussy is a five fucking star meal served by Gordan Ramsey himself. His tongue and thumb are working you so wonderfully and it doesn't take long for his skilled actions to make an orgasm start to crest in you. You try to babble out a warning to him but he can already tell your close by the way your walls start to tighten around his tongue. And then he's pushing you over the edge. Your orgasm hitting you like a tidal way as you moan out loudly, pleasure washing over your body.

You expect Jack to pull away, to give you a moment to climb down from your orgasm and recover, but you are given no such luxury. Instead he slings your plush thighs over his shoulders and grips them as he retracts his tongue from your core and instead works it over your clit. You let out a strangled moan as he continues, trying to get a proper gasp of air in your lungs but Jack pushes forward in trying to make you cum again, his tongue working over your clit in patterns that make you whine and arch until once again your orgasm is cresting. You arch you spine, whining out his name as you cum once again and Jack greedily laps at your juices before nipping at your thighs.

"Catch your breath, sweetheart. I'm not even close to being finished." Jack says with a low chuckle. He slips his shirt off and your hands quickly find his abdomen, your soft hands gliding over the hard planes of his torso. He's cold to the touch, but to him you feel warm. Feel like heaven.

His cold hands find their way under your shirt once more and you shudder as he works his way up and up and finally the article is discarded and tossed as well. "So fucking beautiful." He mutters, mouth descending to kiss your neck and breasts, nipping and leaving little marks that would fade within a day or two.

His hand dips to unbuckle his belt and he pulls his cock out, grinding his shaft along your poor abused clit and your hips jerk with overstimulation. "Jack... I'm sensitive." You say softly and he growls. "Good. Gonna fuck your pretty brains out." He purrs back, grinding harder and making you mewl out.

Suddenly your being manhandled, pulled and tugged until your in doggy. He's stripping the last of his clothes off as he presses a hand between your shoulder blades, making you arching your back as he grips our hair and has you look up and into the mirror. "And you're gonna watch me do it do." He purrs, the tip of his dick notching against your entrance before he snaps his hips forwards and fully buries himself in your heat.

You cry out and he wastes no time setting a ruthless pace in you. You're still sensitive from your other two orgasms and it doesn't take long for the feeling of overstimulation to hit you in waves. Your body is trembling, mind going fuzzy with how much pleasure is rippling through your body as he continues to piston his hips in and out of you, snarls and growls that didn't sound human in the slightest falling from his mouth as you moaned and keened underneath him. Your eyes observe the two of you in the mirror.

Jack's face was screwed up with pleasure and concertation as he fucks into you, his muscles rippling under his skin, he looked like a predator. You on the other hand looked completely different. Eyes glazed over, lips parted, chest heaving, hair messy in his hand. You looked so fucked out and you couldn't help but love how you looked like a mess for his cock.

Your eyelids flutter as you feel the familiar feeling of your orgasm. "Close." You whine out and Jack angles your hips, driving in harder as he drills into your g-spot. You moan loudly as he drives you closer and closer to your orgasm. "That's is babygirl. Cum on my cock." He breathes out, driving his hips again and sending you crashing into another orgasm. You curse in a high pitched tone as you cum on his thick cock, your orgasm hitting you more like a freight train this time.

But once again, you are offered little time to recover as Jack fucks you through your orgasm, ramming into you with abandon as he chases his own release. You practically sobbing with overstimulation at this point, body trembling as his hand yanks your hair to keep you looking in the mirror as he fucks you stupid. "One more time, babygirl. Just one more time." He said softly, his voice more breathy as he starts to reach his own end. His spare hand grips you plush side as he fucks into you harder and faster. Your arms collapse from under you but your eyes remain glued to the mirror as you cum once more. Your eyes roll back and your vision whites out as you scream out his name.

Your nerves feel like they're on fire and frazzled, as if you just snatched a star out of the nightsky and took a big bite out of it. As you come to once more, you're aware of many things. How warm your insides are with Jack's pulsing cock and load of cum in you, the droplets that roll down your thighs, the slickness of your cunt.

"Fuck that was amazing." You breathe out and Jack let out a rumbling laugh as he slowly pulled his cock out. "Well you squirted so I'd assume it was." He replied, tone tired but teasing none the less. You felt your cheeks heat up. "Fuck, I squirted?" You ask with a laugh and he only huffs a laugh in response.

He slowly gets up as you let your body collapse on the bed. Jack comes back moments later, running a warm washcloth over your body and cleaning you up before crawling into bed with you. You hum softly, tangling your limbs with his, fingernails tailing over his skin in soothing patterns.

"I love you, beautiful." He murmurs and you smile softly, peppering his face with soft kisses before he snuggles back into you once more, practically purring from your touch.

"I love you too, handsome."

Eyeless Jack, my love. 💞💞💞 I don't think ya'll understand how down bad I am for this man.

Taglist: @rainrot4me

[pumpkinsplicelatte]

Gordan Ramsey is not a great chef. He's a good chef. More importantly, he's a jack of many trades.

He's a good chef. He's a good performer. He's a good businessman. He's not GREAT at any of these things; he doesn't have to be. Jack of all trades vs a master of one. A master of one is good, yes, but versatility is often overlooked.

You don't have to be perfect at something to be considered great. Just good enough.

[zandeliongames]

The year is over already! It's hard to believe, but I'm also ready for a fresh start. With many more years of Sims 4 content ahead of us, and my most anticipated pack has finally arrived, I figured it was time to start rethinking about the future of the Sims 4. I'll mostly be evaluating a recent survey . I think this is a good starting point to draw from what is to be expected. First, I'll talk about be packs I want:

Band/Music Pack! (not in survey, I just wanted to talk about it)

Insert Invader Zim Might Need gif here! This has been my second most anticipated pack and I think we're on the cusp of getting it. The thing that will make this a successful pack for is 2 things: pack compatibility and customization of what type of musician my sim can be. These two kind of play hand in hand, but I want to be able to use whatever musical instrument to be a professional musician, whether in a group or solo, like a singer, violinist or DJ (hence pack compatability). Also, I think there needs to be an expansion of the current celebrity system. Since the summer sessions, I also think it would be could to have different types of new venues like outdoor festivals, concert halls, theaters, and stadiums. We already have plenty of bars and nightclubs, they can just incorporate whatever is needed for stages with those current venues. I also think professional dancer can be incorporated and there could be more types of dancing, including ballet and bboying. We could get band and dance clubs for children and up. I could talk about this forever, let’s move on.

Law and Crime Pack/ Expansion Pack 6

This game is in desperate need of stakes. My sims can’t be bad and bad things are very avoidable, and I try very hard. Even with some of the updates, sims can still be pretty cordial to enemies. If vampires even spawn to invade your house, you sim just has to be awake, and they’ll leave. No autonomous break ins, my sims has never been beat up on Neighborhood Brawl day. Nothing. Happens. For me, automous actions has to be a thing. Yes, I love the idea of there being some sort of law and order system my sim has to navigate, but it won’t matter if I have to trigger everything. Sometimes I want there to be something I have to respond to as a player. Honestly, I feel like this sort of thing should’ve been one of the earlier systems to come out. What if we could choose good, bad or in-between paths for all careers. You could be a corrupt politician who takes bribes or a “Saul Goodman” lawyer, a conflicted criminal,  Gordan Ramsey- style chef outside of the typical gameplay. Still, I need stakes and this seems to be the pack to add them.

Modern Royalty Pack/ Expansion Pack 9

I initially dismissed this pack, but I realized the reason I did so was because it sounded a bit too much like a rehash of the celebrity system. But, I think if done well, it would be cool to add more ways to define sims socially. I like the idea on paper, but I would need to see more ideas of gameplay before fully being on board. I like the idea of rivalries and the idea of being betrayed by friends. It would be cool if you could renounce your position, or have a child from outside of royalty be in line for the throne. I also think it would be cool to improve on the politician career from city living. It would be nice for certain careers to have more to do. I need to ruminate on this pack more, but I’m not against it. Just a bit hesitant at its execution.

This survey this emphasized how disconnected I feel the sims team is to the actual game because a lot of the concepts feel like what expansion pack refreshes should've been. So, my next want is a return of pack refreshes. Expansion packs 1, or the scuba diving pack screams of an Island Living refresh. I think there needs to be more to it than just fleshing out diving (which we can do in Sulani) to justify a whole new pack. Surfing, wake boarding, competitions, more beach life-based gameplay instead of conservation. I don't want a rehash of sims 3 boathouses, do something new. 4 and 7 seem a bit too similar to Outdoor Retreat and Jungle Adventure conceptually for me. There would be nothing wrong with giving those two early packs a refresh with new ways to camp and explore for kids. 8 screams Get to Work refresh for me. Malls and multifunction lots should've been incorporated with the introduction of retail lots. But, because of this, I also do think these packs are the most likely to come out sooner than later. There wouldn't be too much extra work to make them since aspects of gameplay have been done in some form in other packs.

Lastly, the last three packs on the list, Expansion 2, 3, and 5. These ideas feel totally original, but my only worry is one I noted with the Royalty pack. Execution. I just can't really see the sims teams incorporating these concepts well for long-term gameplay. Packs already seem small, so ideas that require resource management and exploration feels like it would get repetitive very quickly. I'm not against the ideas, I just feel like they're a bit too large for the scale of what Sims 4 expansion packs are and people will be disappointed.

Thank you for making into the end of my wishlist/evaluation/yap session. It's interesting to see where the sims team's head is at in terms of what content they want to release. There were a lot of similar ideas amongst them and I'm curious to see what they do. I hope the holidays continue to treat you well. Happy Simming!

[ramsighting]

Nah all good! Sorry if I'm buggin' ya or keeping you from doing other things, take your time. But yes, I should be Gordan Ramsey, my cooking is one of a kind. Apologies if I'm talking too much. -Rev

Nononon you’re not bothering me!! Ifgs just really hard tithink rigntnkw feeling very zombie brained LMAO, I love seeingyou in my inbox /gen

You’re the topchef in the world. Teach me how to cook

[imtryinghereplease]

The Judge I Hate

Watching MasterChef Season 1 and I'm enjoying it so far, just finished watching the semi finals and hoping David wins cause I feel like with how he's very creative and can sometimes pull off the risks he takes very well I think he's got what it takes to beat Whitney and win. (If he doesn't I'm abandoning all hope in MasterChef and it will be the only show with Gordan Ramsey in it that I won't watch. Yes that's right. I'm on a Gordan Ramsey show marathon. If there is a Gordan Ramsey show and it's on Disney+ Imma watch it. I've watched Kitchen Nightmares, and Hotel Hell and currently watching Hells Kitchen, I'm on s16, Food Stars, just finished s1, and of course MasterChef.) But David is not the point of this post. The point of this post is this judge whom I hate. That judges name is Joe Bastianich. Does he ever like stfu? I'm still waiting for him to stfu especially about Italy! Bro will find every possible way to bring Italian food into everything. I even heard bro talk about Italian food when the food was Asian food. Not only that this guy doesn't really seem to give good advice if he ever does. I feel like this guy tastes the food says its bad, maybe insult your bloodline while he's at it then walk away without ever saying why the food was bad, just how you're bad.

Then the other time, where he threw away some contestants food without even tasting it and purely went on Gordan's review? Like come on. You're a judge, you're there to taste the food and form your own opinions!

Actually maybe it's for the best that he doesn't form his own opinions because when he actually makes his own opinions it tends to be whack like that one olive oil scene. I raised an eyebrow at that and so did the other judges. Maybe the world is better if Joe doesn't have his own opinions.

Does he get any better as the seasons past? Because I dun know if I can watch him without keeping my sanity.

[askcannibalsaltbaker]

Sir I just wanted to say that I love your art SO much! And yes I have a question for Mr. Chef Saltbaker, does he act like Gordan Ramsey sometimes? If he doesn't know who Gordan Ramsey is then he is a famous chef... who you do not want to get angry. sorry but one more question, is Mr. Saltbaker made of glass?

mmm no he doesn't act like him but iF HE DID-

and yes he's made of some weird soft glass idk man

[melodythebunny]

Some fluff for you.

Dr.Two-Brains/Steven keeps a drawing Becky has drew for him in his pocket, he often looks at it when he is feeling down, angry or feeling overwhelmed. It helps him calm down and feel happier than he was before looking at it.

At one point. When he still had the mouse brain, he had a choice of the drawing or cheese. He chose the drawing with no hesitation.

-gordan ramsey voice- Finally some good fluff/hj

yes I do believe his dad instincts out weighs his cheese cravings. Squeaky can go kick rocks for all he cares. What matters is his kiddo u-u

[spices-and-cherries]

Cooking with Benoit Blanc...

I’ve mentioned this before in some of my previous headcanons, but I decided to dedicate a whole list just to explain: Benoit can’t cook.

I did not reference race, gender, sexuality, or physical appearance. If I missed something, please let me know so I can change it!

Masterlist:

- He’s a country boy at heart, so he’s the kind of person who will eat just about anything put in front of him without complaint. Sadly, this applies to his own cooking as well.

- You’d think that a man as put-together and collected as the great Benoit Blanc would be more than capable in the kitchen. Nope. He can’t read a recipe to save his life and can only learn by watching.

- So when you guys cook together (provided that you yourself are able to cook), you tend to just give him stirring duty. He’s very good at stirring.

- And the real crux of the issue is that he genuinely enjoys cooking. He knows everything from how to properly hold a knife to the difference between baking powder and baking soda. It’s just that he inherited his cooking skills (or lack thereof) from his mother’s side and there’s nothing he can do about it. 

- He also knows how, and is actually decently good at, butchering. Again, country boy here can handle a chicken no sweat. Besides, if he had a weak stomach, he wouldn’t really be in the business he’s in, right? 

- Now, Benoit can cook, just not particularly well. Aside from the basics, like eggs sunny-side up, he’s mastered a very select few dishes and that’s it: chicken and dumplings, steak, biscuits (from scratch), and sweet potato or pumpkin pie. 

- The list of foods Benoit can make is growing. Once he masters a dish, it’s amazing, but in the time in between? You’ve had so much of that one dish that you can barely stand it by the time it’s Gordan Ramsey approved. 

- The dishes that he can make are so good that for about year of knowing him, you thought he was an amazing cook. He didn’t actually mean to convince you that he was adept with a knife and a recipe, he just thought a homemade meal would be a nice gesture. Benoit even told you repeatedly that he wasn’t all that good, but you had assumed that he was being humble. 

- For a little while, the two of you had subscribed to one of those meal kits like Blue Apron or Hello Fresh. It had seemed like a good idea because of how straight forward the directions tend to be and it brought some interesting things to your meals. It took a few tries, but the two of you got into an easy rhythm with Benoit doing the prep while you did the actual preparing. 

- The two of you also have cooking music, which mostly includes oldies (but goodies), as well as a couple podcasts. Sometimes it’s just the radio. 

- Benoit absolutely has a ‘Kiss the Chef’ apron, but the two of you also have matching ones as well. 

- You do try to get good quality kitchen appliances, but the majority of your cutlery and plate ware is thrifted. One of the ways that the two of you tries to support small businesses and artists is by buying locally made pottery. 

- If you enjoy baking, Benoit is all for it! He tries to get you new baking supplies to replace things that are falling apart or because he knows you had your eye on it for a while. His track record with baking is much worse than his cooking, so he steers clear of it when you’re busy. 

- He claims that everything he has ever baked - yes, including his sweet potato pie - has ended up looking like an ashtray. You’d say he’s exaggerating, but knowing him, you’re afraid to. 

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I actually paused the headcanons I was initially writing to write this because I had realized that I hadn’t written anything for Benoit in the kitchen before. Like I said up top, it’s something I’ve mentioned before, but never really expanded upon. I hope you enjoyed!

- Violet

[thelivingmemegod]

Honeybee tell me everything about Rise of the TMNT

HELLO YES IVE BEEN SUMMONED??

OKAY so- 2012 Tmnt comes and goes and is beautiful (the opening is UNREASONABLY FIRE) and we start having reboot hell. They’re horrible, disgracefull.

Then in 2018 Rose of the TMNT was apparently announced and people HATED it immediately, everybody was already tired of awful reboots and just wanted the TMNT to stay good Damnit. Then Rise actually comes out, it’s fire- People slowly warm too it till 2022 and my Social media DRAGS me into it kicking and screaming.

It’s like a more flat style the 2012 Tmnt, more animated more saturated, ALSO APRIL IS BLACK NOW AND I LOVE HER. Also the turtles are different kind of turtles! Sometimes it adds to their characters like Raph being a snapping turtle and Donnie being soft shelled, mostly it just adds variety and lets the turtles be recognizable without their color coated stuff. I adore this choice.

It feels silly and accurate to immature 15 year olds. Splinter keeps reasonable secrets like him being ex action movie star Lou Jitsu (who’s actually one of the boys favorites) and them being created by the big bad of most of the series.

Keeping in tone with the silliness, the villains and bad guys are really silly too. Basically the big bad releases Oozesquitoes (mutated mosquitoes that inject people with mutagenic sludge called Ooze) and they go about stinging people. We end up with a gordan Ramsey parody villain and Hypnotist hippo, a version of the Foot Clan (yes FOOT clan, they have feet marks on their faces) where the two main guys are huge Lou Jitsu fans (speaking of Lou Jitsu his catchphrase is HOT SOUP I love this fucking show)

ALSO LOW EMPTY POSSIBLY HAS THE ‘TISM DONNIE. He just feelllllsss like he’s got a sprinkle of the tism-

All of the turtles are very likable dispute their worse traits, Raph ain’t the smartest, Leo can be self centered, Mikey can’t take most things seriously, Donnie is a bit uppity and over focused on his inventions. But they balance it well. Splinter is way more comedic then usual too and it takes a bit to like him but by the end I loved him.

They ended up integrating Casey Jones into the end of season Movie in a very interesting way and also there’s a joke about the space time continuum since the movie starts on a time travel thing.

This is a side thing but: Throughout the show nobody ever calls them the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They almost stumble into it at several points but for most of the show Raph calls them the “Mad dogs” which was wild. Then they manage to turn the first time they’re called the TMNT properly into a huge freaking moment- I loveeeeee the set up and payoff and I didn’t expect it. Maybe it’s just me being kinda bad at literary analysis but that moment made me feel…better.

Because I recognized it. Satisfying set up and payoff doesn’t have to be 4D big brain moves like knives out. It can be as simple as the name of the show it’self. It shows you the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

[stitcheswashere13]

Horror movie character head cannons

small head cannons about horror movie characters

Warnings!- This includes topic of murder abuse and mentions of mental issues,A bit of cursing Fluff? 

People included: Vincent and Bo Sinclair, Micheal Myers ( Og and RZ) And Jason

Vincent Sinclair:

Okkk! I feel like Vincent as a child up would use art for coping with the shit he had/ has to deal with. Which to me makes sense because i mean- he carves wax figures soo-.                                                     

   I feel like Vincent would be the type of person to own a cat or prefer cats, mainly because i feel like he loves animals and he is on the side of a cuddly person if he knows that the thing he’s being cuddly to is not judging him.                                                                                          

I feel like he would like sweet food a lot, I don’t know why        

Micheal Myers ( RZ): 

I feel like this man has trouble getting through doors of a house due to him being near 7ft tall so I think he would kinda just squat -speed walk through doors went he’s chasing his victims.                                    

Due to trauma reasons, I don’t think he would like to be touched, like he would hate physical interaction in general. But i also think with a lot of trust he would warm up to someone and like hugs once in a while.     

 I feel like out of all the masked serial killers he is one of the few who cares the least about his face compared to the rest. 

Micheal Myers (OG):

 I feel like he would have close to the same “problems” (sorry if the wording was bad there) as the RZ Micheal if i’m being honest.        

 I feel like him and Brahms are on the same level of cooking or he would be the next Gordan Ramsey                                                                

 He either tolerate’s animals or he loves them, but i feel like he would be a dog person.                                                                                        

Due to Micheal having the worlds highest pain tolerance, I feel like he would burn himself,  A lot, like 80% of the time and not notice it. 

Bo Sinclair: 

I feel like he has had depression or still has it, i’m pretty sure you can tell but-                                                                                                       

He bullies his brothers, in a poking fun manor most of the time. I mean he is sometime’s an asshole but we still love him.                               

Dog person? I think yes. The dog he would have would be a tough, big, loyal dog. (he most likely found it on the side of the rode and said “ yeah, your coming home with me” or it was a stray)  I would also like to say he would love that dog to the end.

Jason: 

 Loves anything and everything to do with nature( out doors type person for sure)                                                                                              

Two words; Mama’s boy (he loves his mom so much <3)                    

his man (besides Vincent and Brahms) cares so much how he looks due to the bullies as a kid. Very much so needs the most support.        

 I feel like he would be the horror version of snow white.

                 ��END NOTE: OKKK! Sorry for this being short, I wanted to do some small Fluff-ish head cannons, If you guys would like a part 2 just ask and list some characters you would like! I hope you guys enjoyed! 

You can also give ideas to, Fluff, Nsfw, more head cannon’s ect. I can do

However, i will write aganst depending on the character

Well, The all for now Have a lovely day!

[dinosdawn]

First Christmas

This is something that I wrote for me and my friend, who in this is in a relationship with Hyunjin.

Blurb: You and Chris prepare to spend Christmas Eve with your best friend and her boyfriend, Hyunjin.

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Language (I use one curse word lmao)

Members: Bang Chan, Hyunjin

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It was a bitterly cold winter, snowing almost everyday that week. Y/N had just finished moving into her shared apartment with Chris and invited Y/F/N and Hyunjin over to spend Christmas Eve together. The apartment was lavish and warm, the main wall being floor to ceiling windows with a breathtaking view of Hongdae, the busy streets and nip of the cold locked out. The walls were cream with crown molding and a hardwood floor throughout the home. 

It had 3 bedrooms; one they shared, and a studio for both Y/N and Chris respectively, a relatively large kitchen with plenty of counter space, 2 bathrooms and a large living room. The walls were decorated in golden tinsel, the doors had holly wreaths, and fairy lights hung from the ceiling giving the room a warm glow. 

Nestled in the corner of the living room was a beautiful douglas fir that had white lights and pink and silver ornaments scattered on it. The tree was home to several presents, Y/N and Chris both agreed only to get the other a few gifts but as soon as they went shopping they threw that agreement out the window. There was a large L-sofa with a coffee table in the middle facing a flat screen.

Y/N had been cooking all day, both American, Australian, and Korean dishes so everyone would feel like they were at home while they celebrated. She made about 7 different main dishes, 5 side dishes, and plenty of homemade candy for everyone to snack on. She really had been standing all day, feeling the effects of being in the same place for over 5 hours but she didn’t mind, it was the first time that she would be spending Christmas in her new home and wanted it to be perfect for everyone. Especially Y/F/N and Hyunjin since it was their first Christmas together. She was so excited to see her longtime friend with someone, even more so that they were in the same group that Chris was in. 

Needless to say Y/N wasn’t surprised when Y/F/N admitted that she liked Hyunjin in a romantic way, and was thrilled knowing he felt the same way. It took some careful planning with Chris to get them to accidentally run into each other but clearly it worked since they’ve been together for 8 months now.

Y/N moved to Seoul 2 years ago to pursue a career in music while studying at Yonsei University. She had been doing YouTube primarily, producing her own music and filming mini music videos and choreography videos. That’s how she met Chris, JYP Ent. had reached out to her regarding a potential collaboration between her and one of their artists and she jumped at the chance. When she went to the business meeting she was still in her school etire, backpack in hand and barely made it.

When she found out who she was going to make a song with she died right then and there. Chris had been watching her on YouTube, stays recommended her music to him during his live, and when he realized she was based in Seoul he took the chance to make something with her. They signed a contract and began a 2 month process of writing, composing, recording, and choreographing a single they were going to release together. 

Naturally they grew closer together and once Chris checked with JYP that it was alright for him to date he asked her on a date immediately. Of course she said yes and it grew from there. That was a year and a half ago, they were very serious at this point and decided to buy an apartment together and move in. Which is where they are now.

Y/F/N, on the other hand, moved to Seoul a year after Y/N did. She saved up for years and was able to afford a small place nestled in the heart of Gangnam. She got a job as an assistant producer for Starship and began to flourish, often finding Y/N staying on her couch because her roommate was fucking in the middle of their shared room. 

Y/F/N viewed Y/N as a little sister and had no problem taking care of her. When Y/F/N finally met Chris, Y/N swore she was going to pass out. Y/F/N did her best not to come off as a clingy fan in respect of him but Chris understood and brushed it off. He even offered to show her around the city and help her meet more people since it’s hard to meet new people with the culture. 

That included meeting the other members of Stray Kids, which also almost killed her. They were all so friendly to her, helping her learn Korean and being very patient with her mistakes and stumbles when it came to the language. The person who helped her the most was Hyunjin, who was proficient enough in English to not need Chris or Felix to help translate, and they began to spend more time together whenever the group would get together and hangout. 

Once Y/F/N confessed to Y/N her feelings, she switched into matchmaking mode, setting up times to meet up but oh no something came up i'll call you later. This went on for a few months until Y/F/N built up the courage to ask Hyunjin out. He was very flustered but said yes, being more shy when it comes to his feelings then Y/F/N was. 

There was about 15 minutes before the couple was set to arrive and Y/N was almost finished with the gingerbread when a pair of arms wrapped around her waist and a chin rested on her shoulder. 

“They’ll be here soon, don’t you want to change before they get here?” Chris’ voice soothed next to her ear. She leaned into him while cutting shapes into the dough. She let out a sigh, “Yes but I need to finish this and get it in the oven before they get here, I want to surprise them with cookies.”

He chuckled and slowly spun her around so she was facing him and kissed her nose. “You’ve been cooking for hours, let me finish up so you can get changed. You haven’t let me help all day baby, you look so tired.” She scrunched her nose up at the feeling and smiled at him. “Alright fine, but I want those cookies looking like Gordan Ramsey made them.” 

They both laughed and shared a soft kiss before she rushed off to change into something more comfortable. She trusted Chris in the kitchen but didn’t want him doing much because he’s been training almost everyday for a month and just wanted him to relax on his vacation. 

She put on one of his baggy hoodies and a pair of leggings and some fluffy slippers. She always felt so warm and safe in his shirts and knew he loved seeing her wear them no matter how much he complained about her stealing his wardrobe. He was wearing a loose pair of pants and a Christmas sweater Y/N picked out. It had a little pug with reindeer antlers and the antlers lit up. It was adorable and Y/N loved that he actually wore it. 

By the time she was done the cookies were in the oven and Chris was putting on Polar Express for background noise, making sure to turn on Korean subtitles for Hyunjin. He didn’t necessarily need them but sometimes they talked so fast it was hard for his brain to keep up. He looked over at his girlfriend and couldn’t hold back the smile as she stood there with her hair pulled back and sweater paws. He loved her wearing his clothes because the arms were always too long so only her fingertips would be visible. 

The doorbell pulled them out of their staring contest and Y/N rushed to the little screen that illuminated the hallway outside their home. The fuzzy screen showed a short figure whose arms were full of presents and a taller figure with a few dishes in their arms. Y/N squealed and rushed to the door and threw it open, not even putting on the right shoes.

There stood Y/F/N and Hyunjin, lightly dusted with snow, and Y/N immediately took some of the presents from her friend. “I thought I told you no gifts yet!” 

“I couldn’t help it, you know how I get.” Y/F/N responded with a huff now that her arms were less full. Y/N invited them inside and told Hyunjin where to put the food and Y/F/N the presents. Once hands were empty hugs were exchanged and they began talking about how life had been since the last time they’d seen each other, literally a week ago, but they loved it non the less.

“Y/N why did you make so much food?” Hyunjin asked while looking at the numerous dishes. Y/N blushed and scratched the back of her head. “I wanted everyone to have food from their childhood so it would feel like home.” 

Chris wrapped his arm around her waist and kissed her head. “And you did just that, I wish you would’ve taken it easy though. She was cooking for at least 5 hours, I could barely get her to go change.” Y/N slapped his chest and blushed even harder. “I’m making hot chocolate.” She mumbled and hurried over to the kitchen where she had mugs prepared.

Y/F/N sat on the couch and looked at the tv. “Polar Express?! I haven’t watched this in years!” She exclaimed and grabbed Hyunjin’s hand, pulling him onto the couch with little resistance. He knew that his girlfriend loved movies and couldn’t help but get excited when she did. He wrapped his arm around her shoulders, pulling her into him and kissed her head gently before resting his head on hers. 

Chris went to help Y/N with the hot coco and tried to get her to stop ignoring him. It didn’t take much and he knew she wasn’t really upset with him, so when she gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and rushed off he couldn’t stop smiling. They carried the drinks over to the other couple and quickly took the same positions on the opposite side of the couch where they all watched the movie full of content. They exchanged pleasantries and both of the girls couldn’t help but sing the hot chocolate song when it came around.

They stayed like this for hours, wrapped in the serenity of each other's comforting touch. They ate food, played card games, laughed and sang for hours til it got late in the evening. Chris and Hyunjin cleaned the dishes while their significant others went into Y/N’s studio to listen to her new work in progress. 

The boys joked around and began talking about what their schedule was going to be once the New Year hit and how hectic it was going to become. They were both dreading having to leave the healing atmosphere of staying at home with the love of their lives but they knew what they signed up for being idols.

After a short while Y/F/N and Hyunjin were bidding the other couple goodbye and returned to Y/F/N home. Hyunjin was staying with her as long as he could, he still lived in the dorms with some of the others. Y/F/N took a shower first followed by her boyfriend. When he had come out and changed Y/F/N put something on the tv and held her arms open for him to join her. He complied with no resistance and held her in his arms.

“Tonight was amazing love.” He whispered while staring at her. She was everything he could ever want in a person. Caring and kind, giving so much of herself while not dealing with anyone's bullshit. He loved her for that. He was so happy to spend the first of many Christmases with her. He looked forward to the Christmas they would spend together married, the ones they would spend together with little ones running around. She was everything to him and he wasn’t going to let that go. Ever.

She smiled and agreed with him. “It was perfect. I’m so glad we get to spend this together. I love you.” He beamed at her. “I love you too.” He leaned in slowly and pressed his lips softly to hers. They were content with what they had and not pushing the other, just simply taking in the other. Never asking for more. They were perfect together and everyone could see that. When they pulled away for air they just smiled at the other, feathering kisses here and there and whispering sweet words that were meant for only them to hear.

Y/N and Chris ended the night in a similar fashion, with kisses and cuddles. Y/N was exhausted both physically and mentally and he knew that. He was content holding her as she fought off sleep to spend more time with him, singing her songs in hopes of helping her drift off to sleep. It took very little time for her breathing to even out and he only allowed himself to drift when he was sure she was asleep.

[vbee-miya]

[romantic matchup]

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𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚞𝚙 - 𝚁𝚘𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝙺𝚘𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚎

Okay hear me out. You collect mangas. He’s a manga artist? Please bruh this wasn’t intended is. This was destiny (I had a last minute realization) 

I feel like with Rohan he’d be a great cuddler. Headcanon, but when he’s in the middle of drawing a manga arc and you just want that attention he’d allow you to sit on his lap while he works at godspeed..

FKHAKDFJHD u cant tell me that's not cute. 

With your personality being hyperactive he’d find that not necessarily adorable, but he’d definitely want you by his side for a manga character inspo, because you seem, well very lively. 

He doesn’t really like distractions while he works, but boy oh boy when it comes to you, he listens to what you want, say, need, etc. 

He thinks the way you cope with your ADHD is interesting and sometimes when you bombard yourself with tons of other stuff he’d watch in the distance perhaps leaning on a door while you're busy playing horror like games.

Speaking of which when you’re really into the game and he can tell he’d just grab his sketch book and try to sketch every reaction you have in god like speed.  

Being a manga artist can be difficult especially since so many across the world read his mangas and he has two fanboys living in the neighborhood. A good nap is what he needs. 

He won’t often take naps, but if he feels like he’s done enough drawing he’ll most definitely join you. 

I feel like he won’t be a fan of hikes. He doesn’t seem like an outdoorsy person ya know?

But a stroll in the town? Hell ya!

You’d most likely be the dominant one in this relationship (yes this can go for both ways. Depending on how you interpret it) 

With your child-like personality he’s like a mother to you. You love to clean, he'll clean with you AND your stuff. 

Can’t cook? Pfft please this man will cook you high quality Gordan Ramsey cuisines.

I feel like when he cooks it’ll be similar to him writing the manga, he’s always trying to come up with different ideas. New inspirations. 

One time you both went to Trattoria Trussardi and the moment you both went back home you’d see him try to attempt it. Wasn’t the best compared to Tonio’s, but it iz what it iz ya know. 

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I feel like the down side to the relationship is that he wouldn’t understand your phobia or why you hate bugs. Scream that there’s a bug don’t worry he’ll grab it, but i’m telling you luv run away from him like asap. Cus that man will dissect the insect. Of course for more realistic reasons being a manga artist. “I don’t understand Y/N. The fluids coming out now the lifeless creature is natural. What’s so scary about it? It’s just reality.” “Are you kidding me?! Rohan THE REALITY IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE VOMIT!!” 

𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚞𝚙 - 𝙳𝚒𝚘 𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘

...We don’t talk about the vampire Dio..Cuz he’sssssssssssssss - kinda funky. 

But it doesn't matter. Dio is Dio. 

Let’s start off with your interesting source of weaponry collections. 

Sure you’ll show them off here and there, but Dio? Nah. (word of warning, it’s best if he doesn’t know about that) But if he does Just know…..If you see some of them missing it’s most likely because he’s gone mad and is now using them for very Illegal reasons, BUT since he's a vampire stand user. Nothing can stop him. 

You love horror? SAY LESS! Living with him is like a horror movie. This isn’t your normal horror simulation game. 

Please bruh, he lives in the dark and shadows. And he’s kinda creepy. But attractive. Still creepy. 

You say you’re good at cleaning? Let’s just say uhhh...maid dress. Definitely not canon or fanon idfk really. But he’d most definitely love to see u in one. Catch him sitting  in the shadows cross legged as you clean. 

Definitely not creepy at all. 

AYO tell me why I can see him being the dominant one in this relationship. 

Cuz he is. This man will have the upper hand in everything. Even in a relationship. 

When Dio isn’t batshit crazy I hate the way I’m feeling about him, but vampy Dio would most definitely give the best cuddles. 

It’s just y’all two in the dark room, you on his chest (he’s most definitely gonna be shirtless) but he’ll drag his fingers down your spine giving you chills that’ll make you shuffle just a little closer to him thus resulting in him pulling you closer. 

I hate that I just wrote that. I really do. Anyways he’ll whisper shit like “I’ll make sure we can stay like this forever.” Please bruh, he’ll have a deep raspy like voice. Tell me he won't I dare you. 

CHILE ANYWAYSSSS SSSOOOOOOOOOO

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Downside is that you’re not very into PDA. Too bad he is. He barely goes out in the day so then when he does it'll be night time, even so who in the hell would see y’all kissing in the pits of the moonlight on top of a building or roof. No one…

But wait what about young Dio? Ya...loads of PDA. Most definitely in front of Jonathan Joestar. 

So that’s your pick Young Dio or Vampy Dio

On the contrary...You’ll definitely be getting loads of praises & he’d make sure you’d know he’s dead serious about them. 

𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚞𝚙 - 𝙻𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙰𝚋𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚘

This man I’m not even going to get into it. He really just doesn’t seem like the romantic type to me. 

Even if he is I’d find it hard for him to keep up with your hyperactive personality.

He’d think collecting things is just child's play and that you should do other things besides that. Oh not to mention, but he wouldn’t understand why you’d be so scared to watch a horror movie, but yet play such games. It wouldn’t be logical to him. 

He’d think the way you cope with your anxiety is strange, but intriguing. 

It’ll just annoy him. You’ll be doing one thing then suddenly you’re onto something new. “Y/N just stick with one task. It’s not that hard.” “But it’s a way to help co-” “I said what I said.” This mf will just leave not giving a shit on what you’d say. 

Praises? Nah it’ll just be him spitting borderline insulting comments. 

Nice One KaTarA. 

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Plus side to the relationship...there really isn’t anything he’d just find you irritating. Probably when you’re sleeping? That’s when the house would be very quiet and who knows mayhaps this man does have a change of heart. If you’re asleep on the couch expect to wake up in the bed all tucked up nicely. With food ready to be served. 

Either that I'm not really seeing that much romantic value with Leone Abbicchio just in general. 

Again another really fun request. Hope you enjoyed your results @peeshposheddie. Sorry if I might’ve left any blanks. Or if the characters weren’t who you’d hope to get m(_ _)m

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For those who are still waiting please be patient. I've had a pretty busy schedule and workload. DM me if your request has been pending for about a month now.

𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝙼𝚢 𝙽𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 (𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝) 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚄𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜

[ashkazora]

The only one Five!Lance can genuinely and openly affectionate is to Hunk. Hunk is Vanya to Lance Five, the April to his Ron Swanson, the masterchef junior competitor to his Gordan Ramsey

YES. That is canon. 

While Hunk doesn’t have powers or anything in the Five!Lance AU, he does have a similar relationship to Lance that Five has to Vanya. Hunk is the only one Lance really trusts to an extent, and can do more than just tolerate him. In the same fashion, Hunk is really one of the only people who tries to understand Lance, rather than treating him exclusively like an unexploded bomb. 

Hunk is also the only one who can get away with holding Five!Lance by his scruff like a mother cat holds her kitten.

I’m not sure where April and Ron Swanson is from but the masterchef junior competitor and Gordan Ramsey comparison? So fucking accurate. Everyone else is an idiot sandwich. Except from Hunk.

[tapswitcher-theoneandonly]

Yes hi hello I hope you don’t mind this submission but I just wanted to say that I love your recent story to pieces and it reminded me of this old DJ comfort piece that’s similar to your fic that I drew over a year ago but never posted anywhere. It might not be exactly like how you described the scene but I figured you would enjoy it anyway ;v; Thank you again for the great writing and making such good content for this small fandom 💛💙

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU FOR SHARING I AM SO HONORED!! I’M LITERALLY BEYOND FLOORED YOU SHOWED ME THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE AND APPARENTLY LOVED MY STORIES SO MUCH!! I FEEL LIKE A MEAGER MCDONALDS FRY COOK BEING COMPLIMENTED BY GORDAN RAMSEY HIMSELF AND SEEING THIS HAS MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK IF NOT MONTH!!!

I feel so much more confident to post any further writing I do now. Again I’m like... beyond honored you liked my stuff that much and having an artist I admire so much come into my inbox and say these things not to mention show me such a FABULOUSLY DRAWN piece is absolutely incredible dhdgsjdb 

guys PLEASE go check out tikara’s stuff if you haven’t already they’re one of the people who inspired me to make this side blog