pumpkinsplicelatte
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Just random stuff I find amusing. 29y he/him. I try to tag sensitive stuff. Blog is generally 13+
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It's Eevee time!
For eevee day, I asked for my kofi server to send me a ref of an oc to be hit with the eevee-beam! It was a ton of fun, but as you can see I got a lot of them so it took a bit to draw them all! I do like how they all turned out, and I also got to draw my glace as a vee so that was fun XD
Thank you all for sending in a ref and for the fun times ❤️
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I'm not descending into madness. I am ascending into madness!
I'm reaching heights of insanity you well-adjusted people couldn't dream of!
I am looking down on you all from my throne of crazy and you look like ants!
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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Snowstar Scarf Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement) ___
This scarf is decorated with countless snowflake designs and decorative icy gems. It sparkles like new-fallen snow in the light. While wearing this scarf, you have resistance to cold damage. In addition, whenever you take the Attack action, you can replace any number of those attacks with special ones: for each replaced attack, you run your hand across the scarf to magically collect a snowflake from it. You then immediately make an attack with the snowflake, treating it as if it were a magic dart. On a hit, the target takes cold damage, instead of piercing damage, and its speed is reduced by a cumulative 10 feet until the start of your next turn; this effect can’t reduce a creature��s speed below 10 feet. The snowflakes melt and magically reappear on the scarf at the end of the turn. ___
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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Slippers of the Rat
Wondrous item, uncommon ___
While wearing these slippers, ordinary rats (including giant rats and swarms of rats) are indifferent toward you and will not attack you unless you threaten or harm them. Furthermore, you can use a bonus action to speak the slippers’ command word to transform into a rat (as if by the “polymorph” spell) until the end of your next turn; your alignment, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores are unchanged for the duration of the spell. You return to your normal form early if you drop to 0 hit points or if you choose to end the effect (no action required). If there isn’t enough space for you to return to your normal form, you immediately take 1d10 force damage and are magically returned to the nearest unoccupied space from which you came. This property of the slippers can be used twice, and they regain any expended uses daily at dawn. ___
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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa
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stop telling us we need to sanitize fazbear frights it's a fucking horror attraction, the black mold is part of the decor
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Stupid animal that lives with me. If you even care
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Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
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OMG. Somebody said it out loud.
Disney is absolutely not the only studio doing this though.
It seems to have become standard practice across movies and series everywhere.
Anything that doesn't do it is like a breath of sunlight and fresh air inside a dank musty cave.
It's part of the 'fix it in post-production' epidemic sweeping through the studios. Fix it in post is often used as a time/money-saving measure - and is absolutely part of the same mess that the WGA is fighting against currently.
Rather than fixing things on-set - audio, lighting, something in-frame that shouldn't be, etc. (which is all handled by unionized crew) - they leave it for the CG folks (not unionized) to edit later.
(on ridiculously tight schedules that leave them scrambling, cutting corners, and working inhumane hours)
See also: that part where scripts aren't finished, because the studio won't fully staff the writers room, and won't pay to have writers on-set for day-of-filming script questions and fixes (which could resolve issues such as 'what kind of lighting do we need here?')
Anyway, all this shit we, as audiences, keep complaining about - bad lighting, bad sound, wonky visual effects, over-usage of not-great CGI, stilted acting on green-screen sets, scripts that seem not-quite-finished, costumes that look like they're cheap and flimsy, terrible hair and makeup, films and series that aren't as polished as they could be...
Plus the complaints we have about streaming services and their shenanigans...
All of that is enmeshed in the extreme capitalism that has taken over everything, including entertainment, to the point that studios are abusing their workforce and churning out material that - at best just doesn't live up to its potential - at worst, is just unwatchable shit.
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I think it's cute how so many art movements are simply called "new art" to differentiate "not like the old stuff". Contemporary dance. New wave fashion. Pop (literally popular) music. Art Nouveau. Modernism. Postmodernism. Even terms starting with neo- (neo-classicism, neo-expressionism) all are just saying NEW ART. And yet all of these things are now distinctive styles of the past. It's kind of beautiful how humanity never stops outgrowing itself. Art is a state of matter that refuses to sit still, old as soon as it is new, original upon its thousandth performance, new forever so long as there is someone who has not yet seen it, and old the second the artist picks up their instrument again.
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Saturn, the planet with the most known moons in our solar system: 146
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"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"
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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa
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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer
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Vyre(wanted to create something simple and graphic)
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You could make a comedy song based on this meme about all of the things that people over 30 (far from elderly) remember that seem far fetched to the younger generation.
"You used to not be able to use the internet if somebody was on the phone"
"Products used to advertise having more features."
"Winters used to be cold."
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