#jojo’s bizarre adventure matchup

[br4inr0tx]

this one is for @graveyard-dash !! Enjoy!

More Yandere matches? Fuck yeah baby.

tw - yandere, unhealthy relationships

Your Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure matchup is… GUIDO MISTA !!

• There’s so many damn characters in JJBA, so it’s a little difficult to pin point one. Though given your energetic personality, I think someone from Part 4 or 5 would suit you best. So, I ended up going with Mista!

• Josuke is a good runner up!

• Mista’s yandere MBTI would be RAHS.

• He’s reverent. When he loves or hates something, he pours all his passion into it. I definitely think he loves you so much.. you’re his entire world.

• He’s aware what he’s doing is fucked, but he can’t let you get off that easy. HE’S the one you need to protect you, and you need him. He’ll sit through your criticisms, and somehow finds excuse after excuse for his actions. It’s kind of impressive.

• I don’t think he’d ever lie to you, but this one I’m teetering back and forth on. He’s more honest than not, and especially since he’s aware I don’t think I could see him lying to you unless it was last resort.

• This one’s also a little weird too. He’s strict in the sense he wouldn’t let you do anything he doesn’t like, but he’ll allow you to indulge in your own hobbies, as long as she doesn’t see them risking your relationship.

• He ADORES your piercings! Probably a silly headcanon, but I headcanon Mista with piercings too! Mainly snake bites and septum. If he were to pierce more he’d definitely ask you where you think he should go.

• You’re gorgeous to Mista, no matter what you say. He likes people who are well put together in their style, and that includes you!

• You’re so approachable! It’s very easy for him to talk to you without any awkward stigma, which is something Mista hates to come across.

• Mista loves someone with a sense of humor! He hopes you just understand he can’t be silly all the time. Though for you, I think he has more patience than he would for others.

• You’re such a good person, a life he was never cut out for. You’re so kind to everyone, but he just can’t let you get too close to anyone, especially not anyone in Passione.

• The times you get anxious, or have panic attacks, he goes into mother hen mode. Especially when you get hives off of it, he’s so scared for your health!

• He loves talking shit with you too! Though if you are particularly annoyed with someone, they’ll easily be found the next day with mysterious bullet wounds.

• He supports your hobbies ten fold! He’d never take you away from them, unless it risks you dealing with others too often.

• Mista is entranced by your art. You’re super talented! He’s the type of guy to admit he can’t even draw a circle, and tbh? I believe him.

• I’m sure the two of you would definitely get down to some music! Most likely rock and metal music. I think Mista will try to slip in some hip hop or R&B when he can though, since i definitely see him listening to that too.

• Mista is practically buying out the bakery you work at. He’s very irresponsible with his money, and just wants to please you by buying from the place you work at. You might need to tell him to chill.

• He notices how much you help others all the time. In turn, he becomes partly a house husband, like doing chores for you, if that means you get to catch a break.

• I love yous are very common between you guys. It’s thrown around all the time by him, but whether or not you want to reciprocate after all he’s done is up to you.

• His morality can sometimes be all over the place. I think it depends on the day man idk. He’s a gangster, but still a relatively nice guy. He’s not an asshole unless you have wronged him, or Passione.

• Mista is a very touchy person, and is constantly hanging off people, so he’s definitely in for some physical touch.

• You and Mista are a great couple, who often find yourselves more chill when you’re with each other. Mista is very secretive about his kills, but if you find out a question him, to the point where he can’t form an excuse? He might have to keep you close by, making sure you don’t slip through his fingers.. through force. Be careful, or else you might have a bullet through the leg to keep you from running. He doesn’t mind hurting you, if that means you’ll stay compliant.

Your Homicipher matchup is… MR SCARLETELLA !!

• So, Mr Scarletella is already kind of a yandere, so regardless you’re fucked. Still! I think with your preference to dominate partners that have a questionable morality, he’s best for you. I don’t know if you were being serious about Mr Gap or not, so I left him out of this.

• His yandere MBTI would probably be RDMS.

• You are his entire universe, therefore he’s reverent. He’s incredibly infatuated with you to a scary degree.

• Come on now, this is a given. Half of the fandom calls him Mr Delulu for a reason. He’s extremely delusional, and is completely convinced you love him back. After all, you left those bodies for him, right?

• Still, he can be manipulative. Aside from your love, he can catch on when you’re trying to push him away. He’ll manipulate you, make you see things, or even scare you just so you can run right back into his arms.

• This one is a tough one to decide, but over all I think he’d be more on the strict side. He’s not letting you leave this realm without a fight. You both NEED each other!

• He doesn’t care about looks I don’t think, and any style you have, he’s in love!

• Since you’re compliant, it’s going to be extremely easy to get your name. Therefore, he has your soul now, and you two are intertwined for all eternity.

• He doesn’t really know or understand how to deal with humans when they get anxious. He’s kind of like a puppy trying to figure out what’s wrong with its owner. He can always try though, especially if you ask him for something specific.

• He’ll watch you as you do tasks and hobbies throughout the day. He’s kind of indifferent. If you ever get your memories back, he’d love to see you kill someone for him again.

• He talks to you very often, mainly asking for your name if you haven’t already given it to him. He loves hearing your voice sooo much!

• You’re completely wrapped around his finger. He’ll act like you know everything in the realm, when in reality there’s little to nothing you know about anything. This is HIS realm after all.

• He’s extremely clingy, and will be constantly draining your social battery. You can always run away, he won’t stop you, but just knows he’s going to come looking for you regardless.

• I love yous are pretty common from him too! He loves saying it everyday second of the day to where it kinda gets annoying.

• He’s a demon/spirit that takes souls. Not the kindest person, I would say. He doesn’t mind you touching him, though aside from hand holding he only snuggles you when you’re alone. Perhaps it’s to keep his scary image up.

• He’s everywhere. I can even see him watching you from the bakery window as you do your thing, staring at you intensely.

• Scarletella is very much a sweetie, especially if you did something as crazy as killing people for him. He’s the perfect balance between that yandere’s sweetness, and that morally ambiguity you crave.

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JoJo Character Bracket - Quarterfinals Match 3

[annoyingblondebracket]

Round 2 | Poll 5

~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.

Propaganda under the cut!

Dio the First:

~ He dresses like a circus ringleader, he is full of himself and full of shit, he doesn’t hesitate to kill a child. He manipulates and lies to serve his goal which is the destruction of mankind <3

Dio the Second:

~ BRITISH‼️ so obsessed with fucking up his brothers life that he dies and comes back to life and starts fucking with his great granddaughter’s life too. AS A VAMPIRE. with his boobs out just constantly even tho they’re STOLEN VALOR!!!!! NOT EVEN HIS BOOBS!

~ his get-rich-really-slowly scheme didn’t work out so he turned himself into a vampire and haunted this one family for over a hundred years

[pinejayy]

ꕥ JJBA MATCHUP TRADE!

@graveyard-dash I match you up with!!!

|| █▓▒­░⡷⠂ᴊᴏᴛᴀʀᴏ ᴋᴜᴊᴏ - ᴘᴀʀᴛ 4⠐⢾░▒▓█

・❥・I match you up with grumpy man. And despite your dislike of people without manner you better slap some sense into this man. Because oh boy!!! He sure is very sassy, but I’m sure you can straighten him up. But anyways!! Jotaro is your lover and that means he’ll do everything in his power to protect you and cherish you. And in all honestly this man fell hard for you (and of course he’s not gonna tell you that) because something about your closed off attitude caught his attention, as if you were a hidden gem. And also he would appreciate a partner that keeps to themselves, because let’s be honest I don’t think he would like someone who’s a loud mouth. And considering you’re shy he’ll stand up to anyone who gives you shit. And yes at the beginning of your guys relationship was awkward as heck but as time passed by he would get to know you more and the more he would be head over heels for you. And once you’re more comfortable around your lover he sees a new side of you. A more dorky side, and he secretly finds your dorky side cute. (Again he won’t tell you to your face)

・❥・Jotaro appreciates any time with you. When he’s not busy he’ll enjoy taking you to dates. This dates would include going to local store and buying supplies to bake a cake or some sweet treat you’re craving. And this man appreciates anytime you cook or bake anything for him! Jotaro also loves taking you to dates to the aquarium. Picnic dates are also nice!! You’ll make his favorite and you guys would enjoy a nice view of the sky while enjoying the meal. This man knows you very much! So he knows how clumsy you can get, so he’s ready when you trip. He’ll catch you. He’ll always tell you to be careful, because he honestly doesn’t like seeing your cuts and bruises from your falls. But trust me this aloof grumpy man does love you and he will protect you okay!! He’ll cherish your love…and he’ll keep you safe. No matter what…even if it means putting his life on the line. Anything for you..

・❥・HEADCANONS!!

Jotaro has made the mistake one time from interrupting you from your nap. He needed to ask you something so he shook you softly and called your name but once you woke up you were grumpy and pouting mess. So he noted not to disturb your beauty sleep…but he did find your pouting face cute.

He loves how both of you could be sitting in the same room, in comfortable silence while you guys do your thing. He could be reading while you draw away.

|| He loves your art btw!! And you secretly love drawing this man when he’s not looking. And he pretends not to notice.

He’ll make sure to take care of any cut you get from tripping. He remembers one time where you crashed against a door and you said ‘sorry’ to the door.

That small birthmark you have on your hip, he loves to trace it. uwu

[thepenguinweeb]

Hello!! I was wondering if I could please get a JJBA match up for your Valentine’s Day event??

I’m an ENFJ personality type. I am pretty extroverted and can make new friends anywhere I go but I also like my quiet time at home! I’m told I’m really kindhearted and funny and I like to make jokes, especially sarcastic/witty ones. I’m super emotional and I feel everything REALLY deeply, I’m not afraid to cry over little things lol. I’m a total bookworm too! I’m definitely not adventurous and I love a good routine. My type in men is just anyone who has a big heart and is overall a good person.

I hope that’s enough info!! I LOVE your writing and I can’t wait to see what you come up with!! Happy early Valentine’s Day!!🫶🩷 thank you so much for this fun event!!

💌 Your Valentine Matchup is..

[ Mohammed Avdol !! ]

[ A/N : me when a writer I've liked for a while gives me a request. Me when said writer compliments my writing. Me when I realize we're MUTUALS ??? ]

[ Anyway don't mind my fangirling, always happy to write literally anything related to jjba !! Happy early Valentine's Day to you too and tysm !! Love your work aswell <33 ]

Dividers by @/cafekitsune !!

I feel like Avdol was a pretty obvious choice.. in my head at least! You want a man with a big heart? He's right there!

Avdol is a very social person. He's not exactly shy when it comes to strangers, he treats everyone with the same respect. And he's glad that you're the same!

Everywhere the two of you go, you're able to have fun and make friends. Avdol loves that, since it saves him the trouble of worrying about where to take you on dates.

That doesn't mean he does not care, though. He always makes sure to ask you where you want to go, what you want to do, etc. He never takes you anywhere he knows you won't be comfortable.

While Avdol likes to travel, he knows that sometimes all you need is a nice, quiet day at home. If you don't feel like going anywhere, he'll be more than happy to stay in with you.

The man appreciates good humour - it's something he'd look for in a partner. Therefore, he loves your witty jokes and sarcastic remarks. Even if none of the crusaders laugh at your joke, he's by your side, chuckling. If he feels like it, he makes a few good-natured remarks in return as well.

On that note, another thing he values in a relationship is a strong emotional connection. He doesn't mind that you're emotional - he likes that you're not afraid to show how you feel. He found that out quite quickly, when the crusaders decided to have a movie night and you cried over the death of one of the characters. He was the closest and most willing to comfort you, so that job was left to him. And since then, he'd never failed to comfort you whenever you felt bad about something.

Avdol is more than happy to make accommodations for your routine. He'll be quick to memorize it, and the first to scold the crusaders (or, anyone, really) if they somehow try to get in the way.

─ "Where's Y/N? I'm hungryyy.. we should be heading out to eat by now!"

─ "Have some patience, Polnareff. They're showering."

Uses the fact he's a fortune teller to his advantage for sure. Mostly for corny lines like "our love is written in the stars" or "I see my future more clearly when I look at you". But! If you want genuine fortune telling or tarot readings, he'll be more than happy to provide.

He's not the most touchy person. However, he does enjoy having an arm on your shoulder, or holding your hand every once in a while. He's a surprisingly good cuddler, though! Do what you will with that info.

The stars hung high above your head as you stumbled your way through the dirt path that led to you and Avdol's shared home.

Today was.. exhausting, to say the least. You worked hard all day and had to deal with Polnareff's usual antics on top of that.

You clumsily opened the door as soon as it was within reach and kicked your shoes off. You didn't even think much about how all the lights were off, or the eerie silence. You figured Avdol went to sleep earlier tonight.

But then you made your way to the dining room. Your favourite flowers' petals spread across the table, with some of your favourite food served on an intricate plate. The only sources of light were the small, but beautiful candles decorating the middle of the table.

And opposite to you sat the man you loved so dearly. And god, did he look magnificent, the candlelight lighting up his face in the most gorgeous way possible.

"Avdol.." your voice, even in this tired state, was soft as you looked over the sight. "This is.. amazing. Absolutely amazing."

His smile at your words warmed your heart more than anything.

"But.. what gives?"

The previous smile is quickly replaced by a confused expression and a raised eyebrow. But then, he looked you up and down to take in your disheveled appearance and seemed to understand.

"You must've forgotten." He spoke calmly. "It's the 14th."

That's when it clicks.

Goodness.. in the chaos of today and your current exhausted state, you'd completely forgotten it was Valentine's Day.

"Oh my god. Avdol, I'm sorry-"

"Don't." He quickly cut you off. "No need to apologize. I understand. Please, just sit down."

You nodded and did as he said. You felt a little more calm, now in the presence of your lover.

You eyed your food, and once you got a nod of acknowledgement from Avdol, you began to eat.

During your relationship, you'd learned quite a few new things about him.. and one of them happened to be the fact that he's a great cook!

Even so, the dish he made for tonight seemed to be curated extra carefully for this special occasion, and it showed.

After you'd finished, he took your hand in his, gently stroking your knuckles. "I couldn't plan anything extravagant, but.. happy Valentine's Day, my love."

"Avdol, this is perfect," you reassured him. "I don't want anything else. Trust me." You squeezed his hand. "Happy Valentine's Day to you too."

If you're wondering.. some of the runner-ups were Polnareff and Gappy !! But I thought Avdol would fit the most. Happy Valentine's, again :)

[loveletters-fromnora]

Nora's music matchup

Hey everyone! I hope everyone is doing great. Boredom kinda struck, and i thought it would be fun to do these silly little matchups (:

How it works:

You must be following me!

Send me an ask with a picture/picrew of you along with some of your hobbies and fun things about yourself!

Please don't send anonymous asks, I promise I will delete your ask and I won't save your pictures. It will be very discreet!

Please specify which fandom(s) you want me too choose for you. I only do the fandoms (Jujutsu Kaisen, Tokyo Revengers, One Punch Man, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, My Hero Academia)

When I have all that info that I need, I will match you with a character and give you guys a song!

Reblog this post after sending your ask! (:

[shyfairies]

Hello! Hope you are doing well! I would love to get a male romantic matchup from you.

So, about me. I am a very shy, introverted girl. I usually go out of my way to avoid social interactions and at times I freeze when I have to go up to talk to someone I don't know very well. But that dosent mean I hate socialising! I get chatty with the people I'm closest with but I still prefer alone time more than anything. I've been told I'm a very sweet but very sensitive person, i also cry very easily. My hobbies are crocheting, reading and listening to music. I have my headphones on so often that I definitely see hearing loss in my future. I'm daydreamer and I zone out a lot of the time, I'm also very introspective and self aware which is my own personal downfall.

My physical attributes:

Female

160cm

I have an hourglass figure

I have long dark brown hair

Hazel eyes

When looking for a partner, I guess I'm looking for someone who is confident and a people person, someone who will balance me out in that regard. Someone who I can read with and talk about anything. Someone who will take the time off day to really listen to me and share their inner most thought with me.

Thank you so much if you take up my request! I really appreciate it!

i match you with...♡

☆Jonathan Joestar☆

i felt deep in my soul that i needed to match you with jonathan

he thinks its so cute that you're shy

i think he's the perfect amount of people person to go with your shyness

when you guys are out in public together he will do all the talking for you

most definitely will order your food for you (and pay ofc)

he's a gentleman!

he loves that he can just wrap you up in his arms, the size difference makes his heart melt

loves loves loves to sit and read with you

even if he loses interest in his book and ends up just looking at you the whole time instead

he just thinks you're the most attractive person in the world

uses petnames like sweetheart, dear, and my beloved

will sit next to you and listen to you talk for hours while gazing at you with the most pure look of love in his eyes

everyone can tell how in love he is with you just from looking at how he looks at you

he'd totally be into slow dancing

wants you to teach him how to crochet (he'd be terrible at it)

would probably only be able to make chains lmao

but he loves to try just so he has an excuse to be with you

he wants you to crochet him a sweater but it takes you forever because he's literally huge

loves to ask what you're daydreaming about

he just wants to know what's on your mind!

when he notices you're sad, he'll come up to you and just hold you, he'll let you cry in his shoulder for as long as you need to, gently caressing your back and kissing the top of your head

SO LOYAL

wants to try to make you breakfast in bed

the toast might be a little bit burnt but you can tell he put effort into it

puts your life before his

you're his world

he is a VERY affectionate man and loves to cuddle

if you're okay with physical touch, he will probably hold you all night long

very much a big spoon, but also enjoys when you full on lay on top of him

will talk you to sleep

he is your biggest supporter and will support you in everything you do

would definitely propose to you like... pretty early on😭

he is SURE he is going to marry you

and honestly, he would be the most faithful, loyal, and loving husband you could have

like seriously you will always be taken care of

lowkey would spoil you so hard🤭

p.s. SORRY THIS WAS SO SAPPYYY😭❤️

[prosciuttulipa]

PLAYING MATCHMAKER!

500 Followers Celebration Event.

Want to know which fictional character would be head over heels with you? Then look no further!

As thanks for getting this blog to 500 followers, I've decided that I'll be doing a matchup event!

I'll be taking 10 slots for this event, on a first come first serve basis!

Taking part in this event is easy! Here's what you need to do:

1. Give the Matchmaker your details

To begin, please send in an ask with the following information. Only answer as many as you're comfortable!

Do you want a matchup from JJK (anime-only) or JJBA (choose from Part 1-5)?

Any preferences for your match's gender?

What's your personality like?

What are your likes and dislikes? What are your hobbies?

What's your love language? How do you show/receive love?

What would be a green flag/deal breaker for you in a relationship?

What do you look like?

Anything else you want to add!

2. How do you want the Matchmaker to brew?

Each matchup will receive a few headcanons, and one of the following choices to go with it (specify which one you want in your ask):

Moodboard of your relationship

Text conversation with your match

3 songs your match associates with you

3. The Matchmaker finds your match!

Once everything is sent in, the Matchmaker asks that you wait patiently for her to attend to your request! Finding love is a tricky thing, so it may take some time!

EVENT: CLOSED.

[tubbypeddle]

I don't know if you're still doing matchup trades, but I would love matchups from Parts 2, 5 and 6 of Jojo's. I will also totally do one for you to the best of my abilities if you want!

My Gender: Female, she/her

Personality: I'm generally a very calm, patient person, and I make an effort to not become angry or frustrated easily. I can come off as quiet, but warm up to people quickly and will talk and or listen to someone for hours. I generally try to be very attentive and supportive of the people I care for, and one of my biggest dreams is to be married one day, though I don't want children. I think a downside of my personality is that I can be a little insecure, and if I feel like someone doesn't like me or is annoyed at me I close myself off completely.

Hobbies: I am a huge classic literature fan, and read constantly, especially anything from the 1700's or 1800's, though I also particularly love Shakespeare. I'd say I always love a good story, no matter what medium it is in, and I love learning about history. I also really love to bake, though I'm not much of a cook.

Green Flag/Deal breaker: Unfortunately I have a thing for men older than me, especially if they're the fatherly or chivalrous type. I also like passionate, strong men who aren't afraid of speaking their mind or ideals. A deal breaker might be a guy who likes to "jokingly" insult or mess with their partner, especially insults or judgement. I know that's what some people like, but it's not for me.

Green Flag/Deal breaker: Unfortunately I have a thing for men older than me, especially if they're the fatherly or chivalrous type. I also like passionate, strong men who aren't afraid of speaking their mind or ideals. A deal breaker might be a guy who likes to "jokingly" insult or mess with their partner, especially insults or judgement. I know that's what some people like, but it's not for me.

Looks: As for looks I'd say I'd be considered generally attractive?I have very long, curly brown hair, brown eyes, and I'm narcissistically proud of my lips.

(Thanks in advance, 😘)

i got started on this as soon as i posted the other one!

sorry it's taking so long. you know busy schedules 🥲 I actually called off sick to finish this up LMAO

You've been training with Caesar under Master Lisa Lisa for years now. In fact, you showed up only months after Caesar did. Initially, she wouldn't have let you stay if you didn't earn your stay. But you managed to prove your worth to her eventually.

And Joseph was a reluctantly welcome addition to your little squad.

But it's not Joseph or Caesar that you fall for. They're not your type, and besides. They're more like annoying older brothers.

No, they're not the ones who catch your eye.

Instead it's one

Ultimate Being Kars

At first, he doesn't even notice you. He normally doesn't pay any mind to mortals at all, much less ones that show no initial prowess at some sort of physical strength.

It's when he notices you with Joseph and Caesar that you manage to pique his interest.

He cares not for mortal attractiveness, but he does admit you're "easy on the eyes", as Joseph calls you.

He acknowledges Lisa Lisa's strength, and she doesn't take weak people under her care. So what are you doing with them?

You have yet to prove yourself the way Caesar and Joseph are so desperate to. Why did Lisa Lisa take you in? What do you have to offer that he hasn't seen yet?

And it's not because you're a woman who's hiding your strength. Women were very valuable and successful warriors from his time. It's something else.

He has not met any mortal who knew of his history. Granted, he's been trapped in stone far longer than he would've had any chance to meet a mortal who would've known anything about his race and culture.

But the fact that you did definitely threw him for a loop the first time.

And because of lovely timeline fuckery, Kars does not get shot into space because you deserve a happy ending with him.

Kars is not the type to insult his partners, jokingly or in any other way. If he insults you, it's not intentional. He doesn't even insult you in arguments.

Kars does not care for blabbering very much, but he finds he does not mind yours very much. His people weren't talkers. They preferred to show their affection through violence and aggression. Proving your worth as a Pillarmen came by eating your first human. Pillarmen like Kars did not talk with each other.

Even with his family, he did not really sit down and have conversations with them. Conversations weren't needed when battles to the death were all the contracts needed between siblings. Whoever lived to see another day won their argument.

And, hey, you said you liked older men. Try a man who's been alive since 5000 B.C.

And I can understand the appeal in older men. It's that experience that you don't have, leaving you feeling like you can follow his lead and you won't feel so lost.

And if anybody would have experience, it's Kars.

(Experience in every field, might I add.)

He's not so much "fatherly" as he is a guiding hand, though. He raised Santana and Wamuu, yes, but it wasn't very much of a father-son relationship.

Similar can be said about you two, thankfully. He is happy to take the leading role, to guide you when you want or need it. It almost feels professional how firm he is with you. But maybe you're into that.

And it does wonders for making you feel less insecure, too.

PDA is not something he enjoys. If he wants to show his affection to you, he'd rather do it in the privacy of your home. That isn't to say he's ashamed of his relationship with you, or keeps it hidden. He makes it a point to bring you up in almost every conversation he has with a stranger.

"My partner would love this", "I need to tell my partner about this", "My partner would hate this, I should tell her immediately". That's his preferred term for you.

You are his partner. Which is an important distinction, especially since he also calls you his lover sometimes.

He sees you as his equal, which is why he prefers to call you partner.

If you like passionate men, he is an ideal passionate man.

He's all about passion, ambition. He never sees a point in hiding his intents behind pretty words, so he can come off as blunt, too. He always speaks what's on his mind because what's the point in hiding it? You are his partner, he wants you to know every thought he has.

From the smallest things, like what he thinks he wants for lunch that day, all the way to big things like where he sees your future together headed and what he has planned for you two.

He hides nothing from you. He feels no need to. He expects you to show him your everything, too.

He adores your patience. It has made loving him a lot easier for you, too. As an ancient superhuman, he does not have the easiest time acclimating to modern times. (as modern as they can be in the 1940s)

Honorary mention!

Rudolf Von Stroheim

..You can understand why you're with Kars, and not this other passionate man.

=-=-=-=

That's enough of Battle Tendency, though.

If you were to find yourself in the throes of the Italian Mafia, you'd find yourself enthralled by none other than

Risotto Nero

You met him when he'd needed information for a hit. He'd gone to the Investigation squadron, of which you are a part of, and that's where he'd met you.

He was immediately entranced by you.

You were quiet, which isn't out of place for the Investigation Department. All of you had this job because of your aversion to combat.

But you were different from the rest of your team. In a way that Risotto couldn't quite explain.

When the two of you get together, it's kept a secret from the rest of Risotto's team at first. Call him possessive, but he wants you all to himself before his team eventually gets their hands on you, too.

This isn't to say that once the two of you reveal your relationship to his team that he's secretive. He doesn't want it kept a secret after revealing yourselves to his men. He wants people to know that he's yours. He likes people knowing that they can't have you, because you chose him over them.

Basically, he loves PDA.

If you'd gotten with him before he betrayed the Boss, he might've been a bit more private with his relationship with you.

But he's a free man now, free from the Boss's reign.

So maybe he likes to show you off a bit more than is normal.

He also doesn't want kids. He can't stand the thought of having to care for a life so precious when he couldn't even protect his cousin in their youth.

But he is really intrigued by the idea of marriage.

Ever since he'd joined the mafia, marriage wasn't something he ever considered. It just wasn't something he could ever consider. He didn't want to involve a partner in his dangerous life, especially one that he'd care for so immensely like a wife.

It reassures him in an odd way that you were already involved with the mafia before he met you. That means that it wasn't him who dragged you into this mess, and that you're at least strong enough to handle yourself if things got ugly.

He guides his teammates with a firm but caring hand. It's something you find very attractive about him. How he can be strict without being unkind. Especially when he shows this attitude to people he has direct power over, like his team. It's such a green flag when a man doesn't abuse his authority over others.

He finds all of your interests interesting. He likes listening to you talk about anything and everything. You're just so passionate whenever you're talking about things that interest you. He finds it just as attractive as he finds it cute.

He appreciates your patience. He knows his team is a lot to deal with. From Ghiaccio's hair-trigger temper, to Melone's...everything. You tolerate them with a patience that surprises even him. But anyone who can appreciate his team is someone he's not letting go of very easily.

He doesn't mind that you get insecure sometimes. He's happy to reassure you. He's had his fair share of insecurities, even if he's a master at hiding it. He's gotten better over the years at reassuring himself about his own insecurities, and he uses those own tactics to help you feel better about whatever you need to feel better about.

Honorary mentions!

Bruno Bucciarati

He's got this sad, mature air about him that initially drew you in. Unfortunately, Bruno is a family man, through and through. And perhaps his team might be a bit much for you to properly handle. At least all of Risotto's team are adults by the time you meet them. Bucciarati's team is mostly a mess of teenage hormones and homicidal tendencies.

=-=-=-=

In Stone Ocean, however.

You've been an inmate at the Green Dolphin State prison for years, at this point.

Emporio is a good friend of yours, already. He brings you to his Stand room very soon after you meet him.

There, you also meet

Weather Report

It was love at first sight for him.

It was Emporio who had introduced the two of you. You had helped Emporio once without meaning to, and he decided you were a friend and brought you back to his Stand room.

Weather Report was silent when you first met. He barely spoke above a whisper, as par the course with him.

But that's not what surprised Emporio about Weather's reaction to first meeting you.

Weather's eyes literally sparkled, when he first saw you. It was so noticeable to Emporio, who had basically grown up with Weather Report.

It takes him ages to confess.

You come into Emporio and Weather's life years before Ermes or Jolyne come into the picture, and still, Weather needs Jolyne's help to confess anything to you.

He wanted his confession to be sweet and romantic. It ended up being almost rushed, because he gets so impatient with himself that he just blurted out his (rehearsed) confession to you at the worst possible time.

After that whole mess, though, he's a wonderful lover.

He's thoughtful, and affectionate, and great at reassuring you without using his words too much.

He loves observing you. Really, he stares so much. Even he notices it. He's just thankful you don't point it out too often and save him from the embarrassment.

He's not one to talk needlessly, so he's happy to listen to you rant. Really, he could sit there for days on end just listening to you talk if that were possible, or if you'd let him.

Weather isn't really the kind of guy who wants children. He tolerates and respects Emporio, but not the same as he'd treat any other child. He tolerates and respects Emporio like he's an adult, because he's awkward and doesn't know how to talk to children properly.

As he is now, Weather doesn't want kids. He thinks they're a hassle.

But marriage...

He can't wait to marry you. Literally on par with Anasui with how often he thinks about getting married to you.

He has potential rings that he'd propose to you with, where you'd hold your wedding, even what season you'd have your wedding. Weather would love a winter wedding, if only to see how the cold raises goosebumps along your skin. He would imagine what your wedding dress would look like, but he refrains because he wants that to be your surprise to him.

Maybe he's a little delusional, but that's okay. At least he's happy to wait a few years into your relationship to propose. And not. Just. Putting a ring on you when you're sleeping in a car.

He has quite the elaborate proposal planned, anyway. Perhaps he'll do it in a private room at a museum that he takes you to for a date. Or maybe in the intimate setting of your shared bedroom, just after you've gotten out of the shower.

Many daydreams, this man has.

He has no qualms about showing you affection in public. He likes everyone knowing that you're his. And that he's yours, just the same.

He's touchy, but not in, like. The normal way.

He just needs to have his hands on you. Sometimes he's sweet. He'll hold your hand and follow behind you happily. Or he'll hang over your shoulder like a second Stand.

But most of the time, while he's sitting beside you, he'll just bite you. Not hard enough to hurt, but enough for it to be noticeable. Standing in line and there's a moment of quiet between you two? Chomp right on the shoulder. Laying in bed reading? He's probably nibbling on you arm.

Even if he's just laying on your lap, he's probably fantasizing about biting your legs.

(Believe me, that translates to...other fields in your relationship, too.)

Weather doesn't talk much usually. But with you, you two could talk each other in circles for days on end. It's a constant ADHD talk circle for you two. Always talking and infodumping as much as you can. And somehow, it never gets old.

He always has conversation topics in mind, and he's always asking you questions about anything and everything that either of you two are into.

Honorary mention!

Thunder McQueen

At first, I just thought this would've been funny, but I really feel like he would've loved you. He's desperately in need of someone who cares enough to make an effort into being patient with him.

[lady-of-endless]

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure requests

- matchup trades OPEN

- headcanons CLOSED

Hello again, sweethearts. My jojo brainrot circled back to me conveniently during my holiday so to mark another peak of my jjba obsession I'm opening my inbox for a period of time.

Rules:

1. For the headcanons: I'm most comfortable with writing for parts 1-5 (especially 5 since I rewatched it days ago). There's a limit of 3 characters per request. But if you want a whole gang request for part 5, send it anyways (have in mind, those will take more time to get done).

2. For matchups: It's a trade, so, you get a matchup and I do too. Please leave me a message in private and we can discuss the details there.

3. All characters and themes (sfw/nsfw) are ok. Get crazy with it and as detailed as you want. I accept oc requests too.

3. And as always, please, be patient and RESPECTFUL. (don't forget to say at least a 'hello', it's still an interaction after all)

Thank you and have a wonderful day/night!🌹

Masterlist is here

(gif not mine, please show appreciation to the OP)

[starry-snippets]

ash + salt.

um. in a mood for angst. tw breakups <3  based off of autoheart’s “no beat to my heart” 

anyway jotaro x gender neutral reader angst 

“I’m breaking up with you.” 

You’re on the rooftop, enjoying lunch together like you have since high school started. His chopsticks are still in your bento box after you both ate the one his mother prepared. A hand in his lap and his elbow resting on his thigh while he holds the cigarette he was smoking, he stares right into your eyes with an expression you can’t read. Jotaro isn’t scowling; his face is actually free from any emotion. Doesn’t make his gaze any less intense. 

“What?” 

You hate yourself for chuckling in shock, but with the influx of emotions you need some way to get it out before you break down sobbing. Feeling your lip quiver, you realize that weak laugh wouldn’t prevent you from breaking down on the rooftop where you were just laughing — just telling each other how much you loved them. Well, you said it first after he reached to hold your hands, not fighting the way you love to intertwine them. He nodded and clenched your hand which is normally his way of saying “I love you too.” 

“I don’t love you anymore.” 

Before he’s finished his words you’re tearing up. Nothing escapes your waterline, the little water you’ve had today rendering you unable to express how painful his words are. Jotaro stares deep into your eyes with his vibrant blue ones, that look along with his words piercing through your heart. He watches intently as your hands shake as your hold the bento box on your lap, and how his chopsticks have now rolled onto the floor. 

“It’s over.” 

Jotaro concludes before standing up, dropping the butt of his cigarette, and crushing it with the heel of his foot. You watch as the smoke diminishes, how the ashes leave a nasty smudge on the roof. He hasn’t left yet despite destroying his cigarette, so you stare at him with teary eyes and a blank expression. 

“I hate how you smoke. You’ll kill yourself.” 

You say as a, perhaps petty, confession to… maybe retaliate against him breaking up with you. Jotaro mutters his catchline in a tone you’ve never heard him use towards you. The same tone he uses whenever his groupies are trying to cling to his side, trying to convince him to date them. You watch with glossy eyes as Jotaro heads back inside.

Leaving you with the smell of cigarette smoke and an unbearable burn spreading from your chest to your face. 

[smashingdollz]

THIS IS A MATCHUP REQUEST FOR @undercover-monsterlover !! it’s giving me trouble posting the original ask so I will just do it in this post!

(also mootie you’re so real because i also love older men… cough cough HUGH JACKMAN AND SEBASTIAN STAN cough cough…)

alright so i match you up with…

Bruno Bucciarati !

-You immediately pique his interest, I mean a beautiful women into classic literature and Shakespeare? He’d love to see it, so when he sees you reading a classic literature book he takes this as a golden opportunity to obviously to come up to you and compliment you on your fine taste in literature and talk with you about it. He very much wants to hear your thoughts on what you’re reading and notices how quickly you warm up to him as the two of you have a common interest. He very intently listens to you as you speak your thoughts and he even gives his thoughts as well as recommending you more similar pieces of literature!

-The two of you are honestly perfect for each other, you two go hand in hand perfectly. At the mention of you not being much of a cook he does his damn best to cook you up the most finest meals, or even taking you to a fancy restaurant. But he can always count on you for baking, he loves whatever you bake up, cookies, cakes, etc. The two of you obviously have the same goal of wanting to get married, and ever since that day Bruno knew you were the one he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. You had also thought the same when you observed how he acted like such a parent towards his group, especially with Narancia. You two just complete each others pallets.

-When he begins to court you, because he does plan on officially marrying you. He’s so attentive with you, making sure you’re okay during all hours of the day, he’s completely infatuated with you. He loves listening to you talk and when you mention something you’ve been obsessed with he just can’t help himself but to gift you something relating to it. He buys you all these lovely, flashy, and expensive- jewelry pieces. He loves the way you dress, sure to some it may seem simplistic but Bruno sees the small details in a person that really come through to make a big statement. He wants to leave you be as you are, he doesn’t want to push on the beliefs on what he think you should wear, he wants to let you be who you are truly. But as I said before he gives you these beautiful jewelry pieces that he knows will make a great statement on you.

-He never wants to put you down, well he’d never even do that. He’d never say anything foul about, not even in a joking manner because that’s not him. He’d do everything in his power to uplift you and he always considers your feelings first before anything. When it comes to you becoming insecure he immediately shuts it down, and is completely straight forward, because he does care for you with all his heart. Because you’re never a bother to him, no not you, in fact he can’t stand whenever you’re not around him. Whenever you try to shut yourself away he always makes a point of being there for you no matter what, but he does understand when you need space, but he’s never too far away from you.

-He gives his all when it comes to you, because you’re the one he wants to spend the rest of his life with, reading Shakespeare together.

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Round 1 Match 49

[imjustabeanie]

Hello and welcome to my blog!

In this space you can ask for a headcanon or give prompts for a little comic.

I also do matchups (appearance and personality).

Matchup exchanges are way more detailled than normal ones.

APPEARANCE MATCHUPS AND EXCHANGES ARE OPEN

My fandoms:

Games:

-Genshin Impact (all lore and region)

-Honkai Star Rail

-Tears Of Themis

-Love and deepspace

-Twisted Wonderland

-Mystic Messenger

-Obey me

Anime/Cartoons:

-Hazbin Hotel

-Helluva boss

-Kuroshitsuji

-Kimetsu no yaiba

-My hero academia

-Snk

-JJBA (all parts)

-Tokyo Revengers

-Jujutsu kaisen

-Bnha (been a while since I read it)

Now I don't write for these ones, I draw:

-Supernatural

-Sherlock

-MCU and DC

-Hades

-Baldur's Gate 3

-Haikyuu

-HxH

Rules:

-Be respectful.

-For normal matchups, only one fandom and please include your deal breakers.

-For appearance matchups you can send a pic/picrew or anything. The fandom limit here is 3.

-For headcanons all is fair but I don't write stuff related works, I'll happily answer and discuss all theories or analyse characters! And if the prompt inspire me I'll draw it.

Thank you and have a good time darlings!

[blondemenfight]

Ah, the vampire vs the clown. Who's the better blonde?

[loveletters-fromnora]

Nora's music matchup!

Hey everyone! I hope everyone is doing great. Boredom kinda struck (again), and i thought it would be fun to do these silly little matchups (:

How it works:

You must be following me!

Send me an ask with a picture/picrew of you along with some of your hobbies and fun things about yourself!

Please don't send anonymous asks, I promise I will delete your ask and I won't save your pictures. It will be very discreet!

Please specify which fandom(s) you want me too choose for you. I only do the fandoms (Jujutsu Kaisen, Tokyo Revengers, One Punch Man, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, My Hero Academia)

When I have all that info that I need, I will match you with a character and give you guys a song!

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