#yes that’s their names

[ponds-of-ink]

Random Pony Art: “Want to Save Your Men..?”

Hey, remember that post I made a few hours ago where I said I had a song stuck in my head?

Welll.. It got so stuck in my head that I decided to do a pony piece along with making (and technically remaking) an OC or two.

If you’re interested, I’ll have a quick story explaining these two down below. All I can say is y’all can thank a certain moment from Epic the Musical for this one.. Even though I’m giving this a pretty very different direction because it personally sounds more interesting for this particular context.

The pegasus on the left is Cookie Cutter, a high-flying adventurer with a band of fellow ponies. His friends thought it would be a good idea to camp near the abode of the unicorn on the right– Better known as Hazy Hush. They pretty much get lured into a fake-fire trap through one of her siren-like illusions, forcing Cookie to go on a rescue mission.

All goes pretty well once he enters her house. They introduce themselves over dinner, have a tense but decent round of negotiations, then head outside to the backyard. The only problem is: Hush is looking very grumpy. And that’s not a good sign for anyone trying to negotiate with some that can create illusions out of thin air.

Unfortunately, before Cookie can ask what’s the matter, Hazy Hush gets an idea. She gathers all the necessary information from her talks with this stallion, then pretty much says: “Hey, you want your men out of that fire pit? How’s about you get ‘roasted’ alive for your taste in mares, you absolute softie?”

..Yes, I’m not joking. I’d even sketch this part out, but it’s getting late on my end.

Hazy just uses her abilities to craft a mare that matches what Cookie mentioned somewhere in that conversation. To his friends’ surprise, this really short specter floats in and clings to Cookie’s arm. This Shetland-sized, very battered down, almost “Pinkie Pie with a straight mane looking” thing. A really sad looking figment of the imagination that poor Cutter momentarily embraces.

..Except this isn’t just a figment. Unbeknownst to Hazy, she unintentionally recreated Cookie’s crush back home. A secret one, given the old “can’t marry outside your circle” thing that’s most likely still in place there.

So now Cookie’s stuck with a huge pile of regret in multiple areas. On top of that, he now has a choice: Does he admit to his friends about the mare and face potential scrutiny after freeing his friends? Or does he deny this vision, reject the offer, and leave his friends behind?

..Too bad the song that inspired this thing ends on a cliffhanger, or else I’d have that answer straight away. It would be funny to imagine it being the former option, but his friends are more confused about why he didn’t say anything about this mare before they left. Oh, well. Guess it’s up to interpretation.. for now.

[tearosepedall]

EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Good Doggos...omens? ❤️

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

[creekfiend]

look i realize its something of a cheap shot but telling jokes on this website can truly be so harrowing

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[marigoldendragon]

The twins really took one look at Ernesto's flags and said 'red is my favourite colour'

[ninjasmudge]

thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

+ top panel without text below the cut

[originalartblog]

Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬

[varpusvaras]

Titans: ...what do you have there, Roy?

Roy: oh! This is my daughter, Lian! Say hi Lian!

Titans: She doesn't much look like you...

Roy: oh yeah she takes after her mom more

Titans: and who is she?

Roy: Chessire

Titans: ......the assassin who has tried to kill us so many times?

Roy: Yep!

Titans: ......okay, warn us next time when you get into a relationship, please-

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Roy: Hey! I know it's been a while, but I thought I should tell you, I'm dating someone!

Titans: oh, we're happy for you! Who is it?

Roy: Red Hood

Titans:

Roy:

Titans:

Roy:

Titans: .....the same Red Hood who cut off people's heads and put them in a bag, attacked the Tower and has tried to kill or maim Batman and everybody else in Gotham multiple times?

Roy: Yep! 🥰

Titans: .......we are sensing a pattern here and it's a worrying one-

[astrangeavenue]

drew some totally normal sadnesses

blank bg and individuals below the cut

edit: i posted some of my thoughts that went into these designs! if youd like to read you can find it in the reblogs

[amalgamasreal]

"If I compiled the collection of poses I've came across on my home tab, it would look like an anime poster haha" - by cioccolato_kun

SOURCE

[stil-lindigo]

the calamity.

a comic about being seen.

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[fulcrvm]

WHY. does the book say twink on it. hello. am i reading this right

[demigods-posts]

the biggest thing thalia and percy have in common is not their being a child of the big three gods. but their unmatched adoration for annabeth chase. because listen. these two will fight each other any chance they get. but the second you speak ill on their girl. it's on sight.