#yes that is sausage

[minecraftbookshelf]

Hi, i don’t know the correct format for an ask, but could you talk about pearl in your arranged marriage au? Thanks!

:)

Any format is the correct format! (within the bounds of like, not being an asshole)

I can always talk about Pearl in any context! I'm assuming this is related to the character study snippets (If I am wrong pls let me know and I will happily talk more) so here we go!

"And match!" The boy on the ground grinned up at her and tried to sit up. Pearl didn't let him. For a moment he looked confused and scowled up at her. She scowled back and pushed her knees harder into his arms. "The match is over." "What?" The Mythland boy nodded his head towards the old man perched in a chair at the edge of the arena. "He called the match. It's over. You won." Slowly, Pearl backed up, not loosening her grip on her staff. The boy sat up immediately and beamed at her, ridiculously cheerful for someone who just got his butt kicked by a girl half his size. The boys in her village were never so chill about it. "You were really cool!" He bounced to his feet and towards her, Pearl backed up a couple rapid steps and he stopped, though he kept bouncing. "You said you'd never used a staff before, what weapon do you usually use? A sword?" Slightly stunned, Pearl shook her head slowly. "I've never used a sword." The boy's grin turned sharper, though still delighted and, despite all common sense, Pearl did not feel afraid as he brushed red sand off the sides of his fancy loose shirt. "Would you like to?"

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AU Masterpost

[wasyago]

the brainrot won

[mleemwyvern]

the problems of being in the mcyt fandom: writing soul-crushing angst about being slowly brainwashed over a period of months, breaking free of it, and having to accept you were wrong, you hurt your best friend in a way he can never fully forgive, and still needing to take the time and effort to unlearn the entire worldview that was forced upon you because it doesn't just go away when the magic does. and the character is named sausage.

[doodle-list]

In the spirit realm

[mizgnomer]

Cooking with David Tennant

[tategaminu]

I love how the rayllum fandom evolved from "are they gonna kiss??" to "did they bang at the starscrapper??". I love us

[feyshed]

The 6 people that are obsessed with Joel

[tasty-arsenic]

i wanted to see how big the chart could get

(additions welcome)

[mailb0xbunii]

my empires s2 designs ! really proud of this lineup ^_^

[omppupiiras]

PLEASE THIS PICTURE MADE ME CACKLE LIKE AN IDIOT the sausage is following him klgkfgkdk maybe even haunting him

[actualori]

so apparently bratwurst also has a child (evil of course) so i had to

[sugarcane-of-helianthia]

Shoutout to morally ambiguous Australians with beige-and-brown wood-like hair and a snarky sense of humor and loyalty to their loved ones. And their red counterparts

[doodle-list]

"Shh.. the baby is sleeping" For sgorby’s dtiys on twitter :) 

[mwolf0epsilon]

Three Old Timers and a Two-In-One Baby Boy!

What is one to do when they loathe to draw objects/vehicles, but have four engine OCs they want to show the world? Why, draw them as mimics of course! And what fantastic little creatures they are!

In order we have Cavan and Abraham the Larger Seagulls (who's lore I have been extensively building with @british-hero as an important feature of Edward's backstory prior to him coming to Sodor, since in total there existed eight K2 Engines), Junebug the Aspinall Class 27 (One of James's "siblings" who was never rebuilt into a Hughes Class 28) and Edmundo the CP Class 1900 Diesel-Electric (who came all the way from Portugal to Sodor on a wild adventure to save a historical coach).

[the-fandom-queenxox]

G-guys what if- AND HEAR ME OUT HERE!!

Cycle of revenge plotline... with Apo and Sausage in rats 2.

[leftneb]

I need to see F1 drivers play trackmania (specifically TM2020 with a steering wheel) so bad you don't understand... the countless potential comedy factors of guys who Drive Cars for a living being put in a situation where they initially THINK they know what's going on but internally are completely lost on what the hell a plastic or wood or god forbid ice road is and how the everloving fuck you're supposed to drive a car on it.

I need to see them in complete denial because "HOW do you expect me to drive this shit I can't even keep grip on a rainy day" and I need to see Max Verstappen in complete agony and denial about any unusual racing line or "unrealistic" game mechanic (while secretly finding them quite exciting) and I need to see George Russell full focus dead set on figuring out the easiest turn known to man while Yuki's already rage quit an hour ago. I need to see Lando Norris with sparkles in his eyes at the first sight of a loop-de-loop and I need to hear Oscar Piastri show more emotion flying out of a sausage block turn than he does winning a race. I need to see C2 pretend to take it seriously while they have a collective 0 clues as to wtf is happening.

And I need Wirtual or Jnic or some other TM streamer to explain all the horrendously complicated ways to gain time (I genuenly cannot overstate how intricate the strategies in this silly little car game are) while the drivers sit there in complete disbelief. Before they actually start getting the hang of it, if anyone has a chance at it it's the people whose native languages list includes Car. Above all I need to see them enjoying cars existing beyond the confines of real physics. oh and I need to see them all still competitive to the bone about it in a cup or tournament setting unrelated to how much they're enjoying the game. also I need Nico Rosberg to commentate it, send post