#yes she’s my girlfriend and yes she smokes weed

[bluenettetheclown]

If Geeta asks its a water in the vape

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[likealittleprayer]

@not-supernatural

[columboscreens]

[tellytoys]

Barbara Marvadene (Ms. Steal Your Girl) is serving 35 to life, with your help you can make it seven consecutive life sent-

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

she’s literally the brattiest of brats

[fate-defiant]

Dracula AU where the ghost maiden from episode 4 is the vampire countess and Mytho is Lucy

[labyrynth]

when ppl fixate on the fact that wwx technically practiced ghostly cultivation and not demonic cultivation as if it makes a difference

[infizero]

yves' transformation during so what truly must be studied like she is a totally different person w that short hair im never getting over it. she was rebellious lesbian who just had her first kiss w a girl during yyxy era and everything and then so what hit, she chopped her hair off, and became the futch fuckboy she was always meant to be 🙏

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

Good girlfriend of the week: Karlach

Was very nice to me when I found out I was kidnapped into a cult as a child

Bad girlfriend of the week: Minthara

Somehow didn’t notice that I’d dyed my entire hair white

[vyragosa]

[a-simple-bacterium]

Hey guys,

When did it use this?

[snapewives-supremacy]

baby girl, i don’t think think you understand. when i send you a song i wrote for you, that is me kissing you. with tongue. crawling into your lap. pushing you down on the bed. you see where this is going.

[lady-loquacious]

Is this vintage poster I found on Etsy meant to be pro or anti weed? Because weird orgies, wild parties, and unleashed passions sound sick as hell

[elliesgaythoughts]

Loser stoned!ellie lazily fucking you hc’s

stoned!ellie that fumbled with the button of your jeans while she places sloppy kisses to your belly, her red tinged eyes staring at yours with hopes of approval and secretly thanking god when the clasp finally loosened, giggling in excitement as she pulled your zipper down and removed the fabric from your heated body.

stoned!ellie that scurries to the top of your body to give you one more kiss to your lips, her breathing slow as she soaks in the feeling of your mouth against hers.

stoned!ellie that releases hums into the kiss as a warning that she’s gonna pulled away, shooting you a soft smirk and dipping her head, somehow growing shy as she slides her palms down your inner thighs and softly pushes them apart, one of your legs dangling off her sofa.

stoned!ellie that receives a flick to her forehead when she pulls your already soaked panties to the side and smirks to herself “hey there lil guy” she tiredly slurs as her fingertip reaches out and pets your clit, softly stroking it up and down “oh my godd” you whine, in agitation and pleasure at her as your back softly aches against her sofa.

stoned!ellie that semi returns to reality, a furrow between her brows forming as she focuses on how your breath cuts as she slowly slides into your warmth, moaning at the way you squeeze around her, her finger pumping in and out of you “fuck” she’s lost in your essence.

stoned!ellie that leans over your body, picking up the joint between her fingers and leaning back and taking a draw from it.

stoned!ellie that exhales the smoke over your bare chest and rolls her tongue over your sensitive bud as she slides a second finger into you without warning “ellie” you warn as she speeds up, stretching you out, spitting on your breast and dragging her pout messily side to side on your nipple and humming to herself, a gentle smile on her lips as she feels you squishing in on her fingers.

stoned!ellie that mumbles “yeah? you gonna cum?” “mhmm” you whine.

stoned!ellie that gives your lips a soft peck before the words flow out her mouth like silk “yeah mama, be a good fucking slut and cum on daddy’s fingers” and your stomach flips, it was once in a blue moon that weed gave her this boost of confidence, as much as you loved your subby girlfriend, this had you fucking drenched, your body on fire as you reach the edge “yeah, uhhfuck yes”

stoned!ellie that mutters a “fucking slut” under her breath before landing a spit to your clit and curling her fingers into you over and over as your legs trembling beneath her “imgonnacum” you squeal “fuck fuck fu-” and Ellie’s fingers are covered in your essence before you can even finish your curses.

stoned!ellie that mindlessly swaps the joint hanging from her mouth with her drenched fingers as she slides the herb into your panting mouth, not even letting you come down from your high before she’s feeding you your next, her now sucked clean fingers leave her mouth as you inhale the smoke.

stoned!ellie that lands a light smack to your clit making you choke on the smoke in your mouth in shock as she takes a puff and giggles “fucking lightweight” leaning over you to shotgun the smoke into your mouth, her hand cupping your face as the cloud enters your mouth and you inhale “mhm just like that baby” she encourages you as you smile softly with heavy eyelids “yeah…” you trail off, lost in bliss.

[madamechrissy]

Gojo can't stop thinking about fucking Geto's girl

MDNI- Explicit-eventual smut-Yandere Gojo is obsessed with you, Geto's girlfriend

Part one here (got requests for pt 2, here it is!! rly just silly smut hehe)

Part Two

Satoru's pretty face is in a state of shock as you look over and see your own naked body on his phone. You blush furiously, walking over as Suguru's handsome face is in a scowl, swiping to the right, his mouth wide open. You come to look and see your ass right on Satoru's phone, gasping.

"You took that without me knowing!?" You demand now, crossing your arms and glaring at your boyfriend's best friend. He runs a hand through his silky white hair, blue eyes swirling as he pouts.

"I just think you're really pretty, is all. And Suguru used to share everything with me. Why can't he share you?" Satoru asks softly, coming closer now and brushing your hair back, only for Suguru to smack his hand.

"Satoru, you're so full of shit. No I'm not sharing her!"

"You're mean and greedy, Sugu. Can't even fuck anyone when I have to look at how pretty she is." Suguru's dark violet eyes narrow now, and you're right between the two extremely tall, extremely built men. Satoru is pouting, Suguru is scowling, and your heart is racing.

"Yes I'm greedy, she's the fucking best at everything."

"Rub it in why don't you!"

"I'm deleting these." You say then, snatching up his phone, and he smirks down at you with those pouty lips, leaning against his desk, far too close, you can smell his expensive cologne, a little brighter than Suguru's, his is a little more musky. They both smell good, shit.

"Go ahead, pretty, already have em in the cloud." He says with a grin, and you shove at him then, feeling the hard planes of his chest, and you both pause then. "Sugu, just once?" He asks softly, and Suguru sighs then, watching you both.

"Oh fine, just once. But you'll have to follow my rules." He says, shocking you, your mouth opens as you look back at him, and he chuckles a bit, hand settling at the nip of your waist, big hand burning your through the thin layer of your dress. "You want this, Princess?" He asks softly, and you look back at this psychotic Satoru Gojo, who's got puppy dog eyes, then back at your boyfriend.

"I mean... yes but... I haven't done anything like this..." You whisper, and Suguru gently cups your face.

"It's up to you, maybe we'll put this sad boy in a good mood." You giggle a bit at that, sighing, looking back at Satoru.

"How many times?"

"Have I jerked off to you?"

"Yes." Satoru grins then. "Fuck, maybe I don't wanna know?"

"Can't count em."

"Jesus, Satoru." Suguru grumbles, smacking his forehead now. "I need to smoke."

"Let's smoke, we can blow it on her pussy hmm?" Satoru says with a wicked grin, and you gasp.

"Blow weed smoke on me!?"

Suguru is chuckling, and you wonder at your boyfriend now, as they both stare down at you, eyes drinking in your body slowly. "She's so cute, isn't she Satoru?" Suguru says with a smirk, and you're starting to feel like a little deer in front of two wolves.

"So cute. Well... shall we?" Satoru holds out a hand to you, and Suguru smacks it, making Satoru glare, as he takes your hand instead.

"Rule number one, no holding her hand."

"You're mean!"

Before you know it, you're in the back of Suguru's car, as his driver is taking the three of you to his place. They're on either side of you, thighs spread too far, hands on your legs, Satoru's long pale fingers squeezing the plush of your thigh, Suguru's more tanned, thicker fingers pressing in gently. It's all too fucking much, them arguing like children over your pussy.

Why do you like it though!?

"You better let me eat her out." Satoru says, in the middle of their negotiations, and you throb around nothing, while he licks his full lower lip, staring right at your lap. Your thighs shift, and they both chuckle.

"Fine, she clearly wants to do that." Suguru teases you now with a wink, making you flush. "But you're using a condom."

Suguru says to Satoru, and he snorts. "Fuck that, I really need to hit it raw-"

"Um hello!? I'm here!" Satoru and Suguru smirk down at you again, both of their hands sliding up your thighs, their breaths against each ear, and you're shaking as you look up at Suguru, then at Satoru, seeing the insane hunger in their eyes. "You've done this before, haven't you both?"

"Not with someone as pretty as you." Satoru whispers, leaning close, so close you taste the mints on his breath. "What's the rule on kissing, Sugu?"

Suguru's now rubbing the fabric of your panties, already sticky with your desire, and he kisses on the side of your neck, tickling you, making you cry out. Satoru stares at your gorgeous face hungrily, as he pictures how it will look when he makes you cum, making him strain against his pants, so hard it hurts.

"You can kiss her, if she wants. Do you, Princess?" You nod weakly then, and Satoru Gojo's lips descend hungrily upon yours.

Shit, what were you in for!?

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Part Three is Here

[turns-you-into-teeth]

my girlfriend. and yes she smoke weed.