#yes precioussss

[helenvader]

@marimosalad These are all of my stills where Halbrand's hands are more or less visible. We definitely need more. :-)

[melatonindepicts]

"Awh, Error! Your blush is as bright as the stars!"

The Stars Beneath Us (TSBU) By @its-ellihere

[aidansloth]

Voice Modulator Shenanigans

Summary: You and Hitoshi find yourselves in his dorm having fun with his voice modulator when you accidentally let some top-secret information slip.

Warnings and A/N: just swearing, this is all fluff don’t worry! Reader is gender neutral and written in the 2nd person. If you think Hitoshi is ooc, no he’s not. He's just happy.. Maybe inaccuracy on how his mask works but listen, I’m not an engineer. Oh, and established relationship. 

Words: 0.6k

I also posted this on AO3! Here's the link!

It takes a good while for your and Hitoshi’s laughter to calm down, maybe too long but in your defense he did just give a flawless Katsuki imitation using his mask. When you finally find it in yourself to speak he’s still wiping tears from his eyes.

“I think you should pursue acting honestly.” 

He grins. “Yeah?”

“As a hobby even. I’d come to see your shows.” His grin becomes a smile and it gets even wider.

“You better bring me flowers for those shows then.”

“Only if you promise that I get a backstage pass.” 

“Deal.” 

There are a few beats of comfortable silence, your heads are laying next to each other on his pillow. Your shoulders are touching and the only thing you can hear is his breathing, gentle and regular. An idea pops into your head. You sit up and turn to look at your boyfriend, hardly containing your excitement; he looks up at you and he can already tell he’ll give you anything you ask for.

“What?”

“Can I try your mask on?” 

He stares blankly for a few seconds. “Sure. Though I’m not sure it’ll stay on your face correctly since it’s meant to fit my face exactly.”

“That’s fine, can you help me though?” Hitoshi had already the intention of helping you but he keeps that to himself, instead he nods and sits up with you, grabbing the device from his nightstand. 

“Who do you want to imitate?”

“Darth Vader.” 

He stares at you.

“What?” You ask.

“I thought you were more creative than this babe.” 

“Oh shut up and help me put on this damn mask.”

“Aye aye captain.”

He places the piece of equipment on your jaw trying to adjust it to your face as well as possible, he then toys with the settings. When he’s done he places a kiss on your forehead before moving away. 

“There, try to speak.” 

You clear your throat. “HELLO- OH GOD, IT WORKS!”

“Of course it works.”

“OH STOP IT WITH THE SASS.” He smiles fondly but doesn’t respond. You straighten your back and clear your throat again as you’ve been waiting for this moment your whole life. 

“HITOSHI, I AM YOUR FATHER.” 

He just stares at you. You stare at him. 

“OH COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY.”

“No it wasn’t. Here, watch this.” With care he takes the mask off you and adjusts it on himself instead. You watch him change the settings in silence, wondering what character he’s got in mind. Once he’s done he looks at you dead in the eyes and speaks.

Gollum’s fucking voice comes out.

“My precioussss.” 

You cannot contain your laughter for the life of you. You end up falling back on the bed while clutching your stomach. And just like that three little words escape without your knowledge. 

“Oh my god I love you.” 

He freezes and so do you. He rips his mask off carelessly, chucking it on the black sheets under you. You slowly creep up from your position to look at him. 

“You what?”

“I, ehm- I love you?”

“Is that a question?”

“No! I- I love you. I do.” Silence falls again, your gazes never wavering. 

“Do you also or…”

“Oh God, yes, sorry, yes. I do. I love you too.”

A smile forms on your face and he matches it. 

This is a very sweet and romantic moment for the two of you as you can imagine which is why your gremlin ass decides to ruin it.

“You know- I might not mind the Gollum voice again in different circumstances-” You get interrupted by Hitoshi’s cushion being thrown in your face.

Thank you for reading! Constructive criticism/advice is welcomed.

[ann-atar]

Finale thoughts ... Nothing to see here, just thinking about Celebrimbor's brilliance and heroism in his last moments, his prophecy, and the absolute crying rage-fueled tantrum Sauron is likely to have when he has a moment to sit and think about how and when, exactly, Galadriel got her hands on the Nine.

Because in that last scene Celebrimbor wasn't just playing their game of "whose will is mightier," he was stalling to buy time for Galadriel. (Which he said he would do and somehow delivered on. Honestly what a stellar badass.)

He wasn't thinking only of Sauron during his last moments, his thoughts were on Galadriel and the safety of his people too; Celebrimbor's last words were meant for Sauron, yes, but those words also goaded Sauron into killing him and bought a few extra seconds for Galadriel.

So during their last (precioussss) moments together, Celebrimbor was supposed to be focused on Sauron alone, but he wasn't; instead Celebrimbor deceived him, and in Sauron's mind that is not acceptable.

When he puts that together and really sits down to digest that timeline he's going to be even more difficult to be around. I pity the Uruk even more now.

The way I see it, Sauron wanted three things during those last few episodes: Celebrimbor's compliance (following the pattern, the abuser trying to win over the abused again), the Nine, and the Uruk army. He got two out of three, but at a huge cost that he's hardly aware of yet, even though Celebrimbor's last words are probably forming shadows and doubts in what passes for his mind.

Then there was the bonus fourth thing that he wasn't aware he wanted until close to the end: Galadriel's ring, Nenya. But that slipped through his fingers literally, in much the same way Celebrimbor's soul slipped from his grasp metaphorically. (I really like that symmetry too, even if it was absurdly painful to watch.)

And Galadriel was fantastic because she played him too! I didn't see that coming, thought she was just going to throw herself backwards off the cliff, but instead she taunted the bastard and, in a move that mirrored Celebrimbor's goading of Sauron, took a fall that could have killed her rather than cede a millimeter of her will to the Enemy.

So Sauron has his army, and he has the Nine, but he's not quite winning. Not at all.

And that look at Fëanor's hammer? Well. I just responded to another post about this where we were talking about how a theme this season is that Celebrimbor is (the original) preciousss to Sauron (for all the wrong reasons) but I do hope that future seasons give us a call back to the hammer, and to Celebrimbor's dying words as Sauron's inspiration for the forging of the One.

Because I think Sauron is going to be compelled by equal parts fear and grief to forge that ring, and I hope they show that the forging of it is not quite a consensual act.

I really love this version of Sauron so far, and I want to see him suffer through that forging, I want to see him try and fail to break out of the pattern of maladaptive attachment he fell into with Melkor, and to have many flashbacks and references to our beloved Tyelpë throughout that process.

[thewulf]

Hiya! To start, I wanted to say that I love your fics so much and I appreciate all the hard work you put into bringing such great work into the world!

I do want to add to your plate if you don't mind 😬 can I request a hotch x younger!reader fic where it's years after WITSEC and his retirement and he's remarried to someone younger he met at his new, normal person job (why do I feel like he would do a complete 180° degrees on his old life and go for the most uneventful stable job ever and the most boring hobbies ever to compensate for the FBI years, like he goes into chartered accounting and is into golf and model trains???) But she wants a change of carreer and applied to the FBI and after years of hard work she's taken as an intern in the BAU. She wants to tell the team bc she likes them but Hotch, chaos bringer extraordinaire, is like... no... let's see how long it takes them to notice. And it takes them a surprising amount of time (Hotch is even a lil dissappointed in them 🤣) to notice, despite the dinner parties, the house FULL of kids, 17 year old Jack coming to the bureau bc he accidentally packed his lunch instead of yours etc.

I just want a fic in which Hotch is free to be as chaotic qnd relaxed as he wants and have a large af family.

Thank you ❤️

STOP IT THIS IS SO PRECIOUSSSS. Yes you got it!! Love me a cheeky little Aaron Hotchner too hehehe.

This will be so fun to write :) Hoping by this weekend! lmk if you want to be tagged :)

[missamyrisa2]

Hmm how would you tickle someone who loves being tickled on her special parts but is too shy to admit it?

I meannnnhh that's where the wholeeee button/royal pearlyyy vernacular comes from cutie pieeee ~ because I'm gonna noticeee when you writhe that certain wayyy and make those particular elegant soundsss as I tickle on your feeet and belllyyyy and armpitsss and find the realllly hot spotsss ~ there's those spotsss that have the livewire to your royal areassss and it's unmistakable. And if I can see you love itttt welll, you don't have to directly ask for itttt. I'll ask youuu if you wannnt a little feathery feather on your girly buttonssss ~ ahhh yesss and I'll take a nod mmhmmm. Nooo we don't have to talk about itttt you can just relax and fallll apartttt as I snuggle you up and start drawing my softtttt fluffy feather acrosss one butttton, just ease youuu into ittt. Sloooow circles circling around and around. You can get perky alll you like, you can squirm and giggle and squeak and snort. Anyyyything you likeeee as I give you those tiiiickles you wanttt so badlyyyy ~

It must be sooo tough darlinggg, being alll cute and adorable and wanttting this attention but you can't ask for it. But I knowww, ahhh yessss I soooo know what it's like. And oooh ~ I have a lovelyyy blush brush with this pink underside for youuu ~ coming in from this siiiide and we can tickle bothhhh buttonssss. How does that feeel? Nooo you don't have to tell meee I can seeeee ~ you're a lovelyyy gorgeous giggle girl and you looove your special tickles mmmhmmm these amazing sparklyyyy ticklesssss ~ are you gonna make some fireworks for meeeee? Awww don't explode yettt we stilll have that most lovelyyyy pearlyyyy to explore ~ I seee your special button volunteering mmmmhmmm we just coaxed out the most royal pearlyyyyy with these button ticklesss ~

don't you worry I'll be gentle, I'm alllways gentle as a whisperrrr on such a lovelyyyy girlyyyy and oooh yesss I'm gonna whisperrrr to your button ~ yes I'm a button whisperer sweetheart ~ cooochie cooochie cooochie cooochieeee ~ my liiiipss sooo close to your ticklish pearl ~ ticklish ticklish ticklish ticklishhhhh ~ ahh ahh here comes my blusssh brushhh ~ going up and downnnn that lovelyyyy gorgeoussssly pretty areaaaa ~ I'll just be your makeup artist for the day mmmhmm flutter my brush uppp and down and up and down and twirrrrl in circlesss and ooh yessss don't get forget about my feather. I wouldn't keep you from your precioussss featherrr noooo~ we'll just draw that ever so carefully on your pearlyyy yesss your special girly pearlyyyy and get allll those lovelyyyy ticklessss ~ you don't have to sayyy anything angelpie, just make your soundsssss and squirm alll you likeeee I'm taking you to the sparkly tickly heightssss ~<3

[akaikali]

TMAGP EP 21 REACTION (SPOILERS)

WE'RE BACK BABYYYY LETS GOOOO

Oooo conversations about quitting. That's an interesting thing to see since like. In TMA they could quit and all. I wonder Celia knows about that??

"Psycho goat monster tries to kill me" hey Sam. Sam. What about Mr. Bonzo. What if Mr. Bonzo tries to kill you. What then.

"Complicated immigration status" a part of me thinks that this is NOT just about country immigration but ALSOOO THIS MAKES IT MUCH MORE LIKELY THAT CELIA IS A WOC YAYYYY

SAMCELIA HUG AWWWW but also like okay she's definitely talking about the fact that she can't go back to TMA universe with Jack

MORE INSTITUTE STATEMENTS??? BRUH WE'RE RLY JUMPING BACK INTO IT, HUH???

Okay as much as I think this grand experiment has to do with Fire And Bad Things, I like the treasurer bringing up cultures that don't use the Gregorian calender. Like yes diversity!!

Okay so this site is like. Definitely doing something to the workers, yeah? Like whatever the chemicals in the soil are, they are really fucking with the workers. Now the real question is, did they send the workers there knowing that??

AYO WHAT???? DID THIS PAKISTANI WORKER JUST GET A FUCKING WHITEWASHED CLONE IRL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????

Alice believes him about thr Institute thing but her deleting the file and not telling him is gonna cause the chasm between them to just get bigger. Oh Alice. Sweetie. Communication PLEASE.

Lena is worried about Gwen?? Ohhh???? (Probably more worried about this girl being a security risk because how did she manage to aggravate Ink5oul more than Starkwell probably could have)

"What did you do?" Oh Alice. You're a little bit too late to the party, methinks.

OH MY GOD. OKAY SO. ANY TATTOO??? INK5OUL CAN USE ANY TATTOO??? THATS. WOW OK.

Tape recorder??? Hello????

"Gwen (Compelled)" HELLO COMPELLED BY WHAT??? THE TAPE RECORDER???? IS THE TAPE RECORDER USING HER???? WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD????

Oh would you look at that. It's Error. I don't think it's Lucia but. Well. She's doing some Compelling, that's for sure.

Im sorry.

Huh. You know, it makes me think that Error is maybe another old archivist. I don't think it's Jon, it just wouldn't make sense. But maybe another one?? Especially since Ink5oul seems somewhat familiar with them, enough to know the tape recorders belong to them. I think it could be a voiceless character from TMA.

Also just...the way they talk to Error it feels like a fledgling vampire being annoying by the millenia old vampire grandpa waking up from their slumber going "MY PRECIOUSSSS" while the fledgling is like "come on gramps get with the times we don't do that anymore" but then when the old vampire goes to attack them they're like "AIGHT AIGHT UR OLDER AND STRONGER I GET IT ILL BACK OFF" like that's the vibes I'm getting.

So it's just like...Is Error old news or something? Maybe Error is what the institute was trying to destroy in 1999 but it only trapped it under the institute until Alice and Sam came for it?

And if it's an old archivist like I think it is (not Jon), then it probably was basically caught onto Sam and Alice like a homing beacon since those two DEFINITELY have statements.

THE TAPE RECORDER BITES NOW????

[thefiery-phoenix]

YANDERE TODODEKU HEADCANONS

Pic by: Sunny

I know, some of you might be surprised as HELL (like me lol) because candy cane Todoroki doesn't seem like the type to share his darling with ANYONE, let alone Midoriya, but... somehow, he tolerates it and there we go! You are now the darling of 2 famous Pro heroes :) 

When it comes to showing affection, Izuku will SMOTHER you ALL OVER and yes, you'll have to ask him to back up a bit since you won't be able to breathe. He likes hugs and cuddles and all that other shit whereas Shoto... well, we all know that he's a silent boi... and a shy one too. He's a tsundere no doubt about that, but he'll hug you from back and stroke your hair and catch your tiny soft adorable hands in his and spend ALOT of time admiring them (He'll love it when you cook soba for him)

At first when they kidnap you, yeah, you'll be sobbing all over the place and all that. but, they aren't THAT bad to you. They take good care of you and they NEVER force you to do something you DON'T want to do. They won't keep you in a basement with chains, oh nooo. They'll keep you chained on a comfy soft bed because they don't want their darling angel to be uncomfortable, now do they? 

''Oh doll, you look so RAVISIHING when you look at me with those pleading eyes of yours.... I won't be able to control myself any longer''

''Oh our sweet little angel, our baby, you'll certainly enjoy living with us. You don't need any other insignificant people in your life. You have us''

When you act up, they won't punish you THAT hard since they don't like seeing you hurt. However, if it gets drastic, expect waterworks from Deku and a few slappings from Todoroki (P.S: Don't EVER say he's like his dad or you won't be seeing daylight again). If it gets too regular, Deku will let Todoroki handle the punishments since he doesn't like punishing you. He prefers making you feel guilty and most of the time, that actually works. If you try to escape, Todoroki will be amused and Deku will be devastated. Deku thinks that he needs to shower you with MORE and MORE affection and you can kiss your personal space goodbye. Expect a few slappings on the wrist, the usual shoutings and the waterworks and you'll be left all alone in a room feeling isolated as your punishment. They just SIMPLY can't lay a finger on you, you're their PRECIOUSSSS!!!!! (lol, get the reference?)

Recovery period will be like heaven. Todoroki will make your favorite food, Deku will shower you with his love and all that and you'll be watching movies as they cuddle you to sleep and gently rock you back and forth, stroking your hair and making you feel calm and safe. They'll tend to your injuries and get you to laugh more and pamper the HELL out of you 

Now for the million dollar question. Would they kidnap you? ONE THOUSAND percent YESSS!!! As soon as they confess their feelings to you, whether you accept them or reject them, you can kiss your freedom and your old life back sayonanra. They'll pretend to be like your heroes by swooping in, saving you from every bad thing in this world. They just want what's best for you since they care about you ALOT (No to mention OBSESSED ASF) They want to protect their darling angel and the only way they can do that is if you are in their arms

On a scale from one to ten, Izuku loves you 1000000000000%. He keeps telling you that you're the reason for him being alive and not following Kaachan's advice by jumping off a roof in middle school and all that. He loves you so much he might actually cry if you aren't with him. Todoroki, on the other hand, loves you 90% because the other 10% of him doesn't feel like sharing you with Izuku 

If you were planning to become (insert your favorite job here), well say goodbye to that too because the only ''work'' you'll be doing after living with them is just relaxing all day long and doing whatever you want (under their supervision of course). They don't want you to work since you're already living with the 2 most famous pro heroes of Japan and you'll get everything in the blink of an eye, so why work for it? And they don't want you getting tired and stressed out and all that anyway. If you take up something like writing or drawing, they'll praise you for it. However if you ask them if you could publish your works online, don't be surprised if you get a big fat NO in response. They don't want anyone to take you away from them and they'll remind you of all the horrors and dangers of the online world 

Will they kill for you? Absolutely YES! 

Should you resist them or welcome them? Just welcome them. It'll be better for everyone, including you 

If someone has a grudge against them or they have a rival, doesn't matter. They'll be off the face of this planet before you can even call it a day 

Midoriya prefers using knives, guns, and anything sharp and pointy. Todoroki prefers using his quirk and guns

Do they torture their rivals and their victims? HELL YEAH! NO ONE deserves to even LOOK at you and BREATHE the same air as you. So, they'll just get rid of the annoying little pest that's in their way 

[timeladix]

HOW ARE WE FEELING PEOPLE??

The next bit are raw and unfiltered ahsoka spoilers aka my reactions as i watched the first 2 eps:

Ep 1:

-OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT THE WRITING AND THE MUSIC AT THE BEGINING I WANT TO SCREAM IT'S SO STAR WARS

-the 'no jedi' are sooo andnhdhsj

-is that an apple of eden ahsoka???? Why are you searching for ISU artefacts??

-tennant is so akjsjjsjhr like yeah that s his voice alright i can imagine him at a mic doing the voice of Huyang i can almost see his face expressions aljdjsk

-YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME YESSSS SHE Izzzzz no sabezra canon yaaaaaassss (with no ill will towards any sabezra shippers out there this was just my personal wish bc i don't ship them)

-the nigHT SISTERS OF DARHOMIRRRRR OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHHHH MY BELOVED WITCHES MY BELOVED AHHHHJJFJSHDJ

-ahsoka and sabine dynamic is so weirdddd like the resentment is almost tangible

-shin with her scout droid is like maul looking for qoi gon and obi one THE PARALLEL AAAA

Ep 2

-so she is SLIGHTLY force sensitive?? Like jut a tinni tiny bit?? GREAT THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR no full on sabine jedi GOOD

-chop and hera are so precioussss ahdhhsjhfjd 'keep your lid on' 'no i have't gone through you stuff' THE UTTER SASS that little orange menace is capable of oajdjns

-thrawn this thrawn that WHERE IS MY BLUEBERRY I DEMAND TO SEE HIS FACE ALL I WANT IS TO HEAR HIS VOICE AND THEN I COULD DIE HAPPY PLEASEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO WAIT WEEKS UNTILL HE'LL FINALLY POP ON THE SCREEN (even tho that's exactly what i'm gonna do :*) )

Worthy additions:

-the pace is a bit slow, like a little TOO SLOW you kind of feel the need to drag the plot on like yeah atmosphere and cool music and let's do a 360 of the scenary ruins cool stuff SURE but also A LITTLE MORE ACTION AND ACTUAL PLOT PLEASEEE that would be cool (at least it doesn't feel like doing the main quest in a video game I'M LOOKING AT YOU MANDALORIAN)

-i'm gonna say it IT FEELS STAR WARS like YES this has that sw feel not like the mando this is more towards the vibe of the movies (not a lot but enought that i could sense it) but also more dark kind of??? And more dramatic like PAHH prolonged shot of a ch just looking around PAAHH lightsaber fight PAHHH more drama just in the music and someone walking towards something PAHHH just a full minute or 2 of sabine on her speeder bike with rock music in the background... it feels more modern in a way?? More minimalistic i dare say

-HERA FUCKING SYNDULLA i enyoyed watching you be a mom/therapist for sabine and ahsoka

-shin my homosexual nonjedi you are just a sight for sore eyes

-baylan backstory WHEN

-morgan as in MORGANA as in THE WITCH I'm not complaining THRAWN CALLS TO ME THROUGH SPACE AND TIME shiiiiit the blueberry's not some mistique legendary mithical creature and force sensitive to CALL TO YOU my gorgeous witch he just has dat kind of brain that makes him so good at what he does i don't even know why he would even want to rejoin the ex imps like WASN'T HE LOYAL TO THE CHISS WASN'T HE A PROTECTOR A GUARDIAN WASN'T EVERYTHING HE DID ULTIMATELY TO HELP SAVE THE CHISS FROM ANY THREATH??? So ummmm WHY??

-SHORT HAIR SABINE YES

-I WANT A LOTH CAT SO BAD THEY LOOK FUCKING AMAZING ON SCREEN LIKE ALBDJAJHD

That's it ig:)))

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

I HAVE BEEN GOOD YES YES!!! Pretty chill for the most part :) Oh my gosh I’ve also gotten into a new fandom aksgajgsjagsjsg it’s been so much fun yesssss

CHARLIE 🥺🥺 HE SOUNDS PRECIOUSSSS

Yoooooo D&D!!

psssst. hi foxie :) how has your day been

HI GRACIE!!!!! HRUUUUU HOPE UVE BEEN WELL :DDD

i'm goooood!!!!! my attention span is a bit Shot rn, trying to write and failing a littleee but yeah!!! i had a good day:)) work was really reallyyy busy but all the animals were so lovely, there was this beautiful long hair black and white cat named Charlie who was MASSIVE and just purred everytime you held him and snuggled into you SOBS he is my new fav patient ever (context just in case u dont know?? I work at a vet hehehe)

other than that idk ive been coming up with my backstory for my next dnd one shot im so hyped i love my character so much she's a water genasi wild magic sorc and a PIRATEEEE its gonna be a lot of fun im really excited :DDDD

[sneverussape]

severus malfoy’s commissioned portrait at malfoy manor. (bored out of his mind)

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if sev grew up a malfoy au, which is kind of like a branched-out version of my abraxas and eileen have a PastTM au. idk if he’s a malfoy by blood or by marriage. but imagining lucius as a big brother is just so 😎😎😎😎😎

[jungwooandhearts]

[lovelybunn]

𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.

warning(s): swearing, mentions of depression

author's note: I DONT HAVE FAVORITES I PROMISE this is a high-school au bc i'm trying to cope with it (even though i've only been there for a few weeks lmao)

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐇.

“ 𝐇𝐄𝐘, 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍! 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐀 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐄 sweater you got there, bud! ” you give the boy a small smile. he frowns and looks around, pointing at himself. “ yes you, silly. who else in the class is named stanley? ” you giggle, stan glances away in embarrassment, “ o-oh. thanks, i guess. ” he sits down with a bit more force than he expects, causing him to cuss under his breath.

“ what’s wrong? ” you ask with genuine concern. without making eye contact with you, stan replies, “ nothing. just kinda stunned. ” as if just now realizing what he said, his eyes suddenly widen. his cheeks flare up, “ oh shit– i mean, tired. yeah, that's what i meant, not stunned. why would i be stunned? ” your worried face slowly melted into a teasing snicker. “ you're funny, stan marsh. ” with his face even more red that it originally was, he stammers, “ what are you talking about?! what's so funny, huh?! ”

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manz doesn't know how to take a compliment tbh

he has a very low self esteem (bc of his depression), so he'll take anything he can get. beggars can't be choosers, right?

when he does get complimented, stan almost always gets all red and shit and it's so precioussss

he doesn't usually reply with some kind of counter compliment bc he sucks at talking to ppl :(

but the good thing is that he always repays you back in some way for the simple act of kindness to him of all ppl. you know that meme/phrase where its like “ *character* will remember that ”? yeah, that's stan marsh.

he doesn't automatically register when someone is speaking to him, so you prob will have to repeat yourself multiple times before he realizes that your even there lmao

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𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐒𝐊𝐈.

𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄, 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐒 to leave his hair down for school, and to be honest, you think his natural curls are gorgeous. you grin and wave at the ginger as he walks into class, placing his things down. “ sup, kyle! seems you know how to take very good care of that mane of yours, don't you? ” with pursed lips, he raises a brow inquisitively at you. “ hm? what's that's supposed to mean? ” your grin grows wider. “ it means i think your hair looks sick, man. ” kyle's screwed up expression slowly melts into slight shock. his face flushes into a deep red against his scattered freckles, “ aw, thank you. ” kyle smiles goofyily.

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kyle doesnt expect kindness/flattery to ever be targeted towards him, mainly bc his friends are kinda dicks (AHEM CARTMAN AHEM)

but when he does get this kind of treatment, he's pleasantly surprised. especially when he's at his at most limit (which is pretty frequent), being able to hear that little positive thing said about him will help kyle rest peacefully for the rest of the day.

don't worry though, a genuine nice response will almost always come in exchange. (unless the poor boy is having a really bad day, then he'll prob just act like you simply don't exist)

kyle is very good at nick-picking certain specific quirks, behaviors, and traits of the ppl he adores. like with his baby brother ike, just one little head jerk or hand movement from ike, and kyle will instantly know exactly how his baby brother is feeling.

so, in relation to you complimenting him, he now is, of course, fond of you. (ex. your eyes look a little droopy one day at school? “ hey, (name), i brought some coffee in my bag, you can have some if you want. ”)

overall a sweet boy w/ anger issues but we don't talk about that :)))))))))))))))))))))))

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𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍.

“ 𝐘'𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖, 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊, you're actually a pretty cool dude, cartman. ” you exclaim dryly, making little doodles on the assignment you presumably are supposed to actually be doing. he slowly turns his head to face behind him. a large scowl plasters on eric's expression. “ i'm cool all the time, motherfucker. ” you roll your eyes dismissively, “ the entire campus would beg to differ. ” he opens his mouth to respond with some sort of snarky remark, but he changes his mind and turns around in defiance. cartman laughs proudly. “ you're just extremely jealous that you'll never be as cool as me. ” you sigh and mutter, “ keep telling yourself that. whatever helps you cope, i guess. ”

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boy thinks that's his birthright to have everyone within his vicinity praise him in some way bc his name is eric theodore cartman

but deep down this boy hates himself with a burning passion, like all narcissists lmao

two words, backhanded compliments.

well, unless he doesn't like you/thinks your ugly af or sumn, then he'll be like “ yeah, i know. couldn't say the same for you, though. ”

but i'll be honest with ya'll, if he even moderately likes you in any way, that one compliment will cause him to attach to you until you have to literally force him to back off. (ex. imagine his relationship w/ butters)

the only plus to that is cartman will be a little bit nicer to you than he usually is. “ hey bitch (affectionate)! ”

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𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐌𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐊.

𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇 and it's kenny's turn to read a section of the excerpt the class is assigned. none of his three best friends have this class with him, so he's practically mute for most of the period. you never hear his voice other than a few “ hey ”s, “ mhm ”s, and “ what ”s, so a tiny part of you is lowkey excited to be able to hear the orange hooded boy speak a full few sentences for the first time. he isn't the fastest reader in the class, and definitely not one of the loudest, but something about his soft tone relaxes you. kenny's voice is strangely soothing. after he finishes, you decide to point it out.

you tap on his desk to get his attention, “ wow, i didn’t know you sounded like that, kenny. ” since you didn't elaborate, he stares at you with a blank expression in his big baby blue eyes. he slowly squints at you, silently asking for an explanation. you chuckle, “ i think your voice sounds nice, mate. you should run an asmr channel or something. ” kenny's eyes avert from left to right for two rounds before he becomes a popped bubble full of agressive cackles. the entire class stop whatever they're doing to figure what's going on, but you just give kenny a huge toothy smile.

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bruv will never take compliments seriously, like he legitimately thinks your joking.

but he'll still flash his pretty crooked whites at you, and nod his head like a child that just got asked if they want a cookie (pls he's baby <33333)

most of the time kenny's eyes are dull bc he's depressed, but when he's really happy, they'll sparkle, like a lot. remember that.

small talk isn't kenny's thing so after you say whatever you wanted to say he'll prob instantly go back to blocking you out like what he does to his parents when they fight

but after a while of processing what you said, he's truly touched, sometimes he'll even tell karen about how much you made his day with that little comment alone

here's a plus, if kenny thinks your cute enough, he'll start lowkey flirting with you, complimenting you over literally everything you do (sometimes he's a lot more straightforward, but he tries to keep it as discreet as possible)

[darlingpwease]

OMG PRECIOUSSSS YUUTA ASKING RIKA TO HOLD HIS HANDS WHEN URE TOO BUSY TOUCHING HIM?? AAAAAA THATS SO HOTTTTT

Ugh I wanna court omega Toji who already has a cub so badly and make him my sugar baby☹️😩😩

But most of all…. The pining with Gojo? I love your mind precious that idea is so chefs kiss

YES YOU ALWAYS COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN <33333

he's a baby, he needs support, take his hand somebody he needs it-

but if seriously, so overwhelmed by feelings that he needs to feel grounded <3 just need to squeeze his palm and let him realize that he is in reality, so as not to fall into prostration when he is too absorbed in you; precious baby.

rrrrright <333

I never had any idea that I could have such a thing for single parents, but omega Toji, raising his son and having problems with rapprochement & being afraid of not being a good enough father is such a material.

Single parent reader? A reader who just randomly gets close to a gloomy omega neighbor? Sugar parent is a reader who is not too keen on such relationships as a rule, but this time you allow yourself to miss your habits for the sake of a gold digger.

Maybe some trashy au with "perfectly matched couples" where you unexpectedly meet the pleasantly smelling omega and think that you have met the one — but that 'one' already has a son, a dead wife and a dark streak in life. If there is a condition there under which you cannot leave each other for a long time after the meeting, and you find yourself involved in some kind of messy story, but you still agree, because his cub is even cute (although he behaves like a brat), and you are not that dissatisfied with your "The Perfect Omega™" </3

Or just sugar baby!Toji who bites you and your wallet for a long time until one day he realizes that something is wrong. Quite a bit of angst and longing, but everything ends kind of well <3 you're okay with his puppy and his lousy personality and he suddenly turns out to be okay with the fact that you have the keys to his apartment and access to his nest.

maybe, maybe friends with benefits — but then he "accidentally" becomes your omega & but he doesn't understand why you look so confused </3

again a little pinning, but not for so long, because this is Toji and he is more open when he understands that he likes you, even if the courtship process itself begins when Megumi is a year or two and ends when he starts going to school </33

Satoru, who behaves like a tenacious puppy, constantly takes your clothes to build a nest, playfully coos about your future & even your puppies, wraps around you and clearly smells of you, but at the same time you want to talk seriously about future and he runs away like the plague, because he is afraid that you want to take away from he has something of these his favorite things that are a way for him to keep his mental state in order </3

but you can't help but think that this is his desire to "draw a line" and leave your relationship in such an unbalanced state, and you want to respect his wishes, but would prefer that he became more mature and came face to face.

you just run senselessly after each other and from each other, but for some reason it works </33

Bonus points if you are a beta and Satoru is afraid that you will find him particularly tenacious and needy, but he can't help but be so, because he is too attached to you, so he runs around in the hope that without getting the opportunity to talk, you won't do it in less intimate situations. But you just want to make sure he's okay even if you're not an alpha and don't act like one </333

[sodalebooks07]

Book Characters I REFUSE to hear slander about:

The Darkest Minds:

Ruby Daly- My OG Girlboss

Liam Stewart- Nuff said

Chubs Merriweather- My little grumpy beannnnnnn

Zu Kimura- SHE IS MY QUEEN

Roman Volkov- He is so precioussss

Vida- Salty biotch she is

Priyanka- DESERVES BETTERRRR

Jude- we don’t talk about the ending of NF *insert sad emoji*

ACOTAR

Feyre Archeron- Lady Night Court herself

Rhysand- RHYSIEEEEE

Azriel- emo bat boy

Cassian- hot general who I need closure for

Gwyn- my little ray of sunshine!

Amren- SASSY QUEEN WHO DOES NOT DESERVE THE HATE

Mor- BABY WHO DESERVES THE MOON, THE STARS AND THE WHOLE ENTIRE FREAKIN GALAXY

Varian- because he’s an unproblematic king and we stan!

Helion- bestie who we all love and support

Emerie- She needs to end up with Mor

Lucien- I know he did some bad shit but I need people to know that he can be forgiven

These Violent Delights

Juliette Cai- the definition of the sacred Triple G’s- Gaslight, Gatekeep, GIRLBOSSSSSS

Roma Montagov- Looks like he can kill you, can actually kill you, is a cinnamon roll

Benedikt Montagov- because he honestly is just so underrated

Marshall Seo- my baby who I have legally adopted

Celia Lang- DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN?

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, Malibu Rising and Daisy Jones & The Six

Evelyn Hugo- God herself in human form

Celia St. James- a woman we owe an apology to. SLAY

Harry Cameron- BECAUSE- BECAUSE- *SOBBING INTENSIFIES*

Rex North- UNPROBLEMATIC PROBLEMATIC KING!

Robert Jamison- Just wanted to play poker on a beach man

Connor Cameron- Her childhood was ruined and we need to start realising how resilient and strong she is *just like both her parents*

Camila Dunne- I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL *SHE IS THE SUPREME DJATS CHARACTER!*

Karen- Yes, I know she hurt Graham, but it was for the better. She needed to live her life

Nina Riva- WHY DOES SHE GET SO MUCH HATE? WHY DO HER SIBLINGS TREAT HER SO BADLY? WHY?

Caraval

Scarlett Dragna- she honestly CARRIED the series

Julian Santos- *CRIMSON*

The Cruel Prince

Jude Duarte- K-N-I-F-E  W-I-F-E

The Bomb- TEENY WITTLE GIRLBOSS

Cardan Greebriar- bec the ~emotional trauma~

Red Queen

Iris Cygnet- she did what she had to do and I respect and adore her for it

Tyton Jesper- AKA THE MOST UMPROBLEMATIC CHARACTER IN THE SERIES

Elane Haven- seriously can we just appreciate her?

Kilorn Warren- MY PRECIOUS CHILD I WILL PROTECT YOU-

Diana Farley- HELLO? Yes, I would like to exchange my soul to be run over in a 10 tonne truck by this woman.

The Hunger Games

Peeta Mellark- HE. IS. SUPREME.

Johanna Mason- she is a SURVIVOR

Katniss Everdeen- LEAVE HER THE HECK ALONE PEOPLE! I MEAN, IF YOU WERE FORCED TO COMPETE IN SLAUGHTER GAMES YOU WOULD BE PRETTY TRAUMATISED TOO!

Finnick Odair- although NO ONE would actually slander this God.

Annie Cresta- she is so underrated :(((

CONCLUSION: I will personally hunt down anyone who slanders these BEAUTIFUL people. Thanks and good night.

[missamyrisa2]

hey I’m a huge fan of you I love your tickle verbal teases! I’m a huge Lee but I’ve had nobody I could ever open to about my love for it! Do you think you can verbally tease me with your famous tickle tease and baby talk!?

awww darlinggggg you don't even have to open up to meeee because I knowwww a silly sillyyy sweetie who lovesss the ticklesss when I seee themmmm ~ yesss you can just lay back and let your Amyyy Amy love on allll those hot spotsssss ~ you have spotsss yes you doooo I know you dooo and I know you loveeee this attention you just wannna be treated sooo special and sweet and have allll the lovessss you don't wanttt a little lovee you don't want a lotta loveeee you want alll the lovesss mhmmm alll the softttt ticklyyyy tinglyyyyy wigglyyy lovesss on your bellllyyyyy and oooh on your siiidesss coochie coooos on your riiiibssss and kissyyyy cooos on your neck and thumb rubbiessss in your armpitsss those armpitsssss mmhmmmm tickle tickle my ticklish dolllyyy dolll I'm gonna getchuuuu yess I ammm mhmmm I'm gonna gitch gitch gitchyaaaaa gonna goochie goochie gooooo those toesss uhhhuhh each and every one of them with my nailsss and this sooffffft feather tracing your sole and between your toessss your toooooessss~ uhhuhhh mmhmmm you let it alll out nowww you just giggle and squeakk yourself sillyyy and I'll hold you snug and make sure you feel all the tickles no one is gonna take away your precioussss ticklesss my precious gigglerr nooooo you loveeee ittt ~ ah ahh ahhh noooo you're not getting awayyyy yettt ticklemama's not done with youuuuu ~ we still have those kneeesss for squeezy squeeeziesss we have these thiiighs for my dusterrr to dusty dustyyyy doooooo ~ and ooh yesss I seee twoooo hipsss and a waisttt that neeeed ticklemama ticklekissesss mmhmmm alll the muahhhhs and softtt kisssiess alll for you babydollll alll the tickles all the timee that's what you neeeed and nooope nope there's no two ways about ittt darlinggg you're cute and you're getting tickled that's not an option noooooo you have to be happyyyy when you're with meeeee ~<33