#yes ma'am she is
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hiroko aka "the ace" lesbian (ayaka is in love with hiroko ep 1)
#ayaka is in love with hiroko#isn't she a hardcore lesbian#yes ma'am she is#IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH#DOMESTICALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY#why does this feel like a sports montage about a decorated athlete#lol#i cannot gif so i must just manually screenshot things#sorry for#long post
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Soap: *covered in black lipstick kisses all over his face and neck and a stupid lovesick look on his face*
Price, behind the camera: "who did that to you?"
Price: *turns to Laswell, wearing bright red lipstick* "did you do that?"
Laswell: "nope"
Price: *turns to Ghost, whose mask is above his nose and his lips are stained black and heavily smeared*
Ghost: "then who did?"
Gaz: *throws an arm around Ghost to jump into frame, also with black stained lips that are heavily smeared* "yeah, who?"
#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#call of duty ghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#soapghost#call of duty#john price#kyle gaz garrick#call of duty price#laswell cod#kate laswell#soap x ghost x gaz#ot3#yes i stole this from the tiktok#i dont remember who made is originally tho#but yeah#its a tiktok#laswell found makeup she didnt like#gave it to them#thank you for your sacrifice ma'am#birdnerd ideas
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- How exactly do I 'sharpen myself'? - Against the tyrant's throat, of course.
ORIN THE RED ▶ Baldur's Gate 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios
#bg3edit#gamingedit#gamingladies#videogamewomen#baldur's gate 3#bg3#orin the red#orin#rj.gif#🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️#yes ma'am#sorry gortash unfortunately i am not immune to hot evil women voiced by maggie robertson#tav is like she just kidnapped our friend and attacked our dog what are you doing#and i'm like yeah but have you seen her#what a woman
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My toxic trait is I would've done anything Madame Morrible said simply because I am nothing if not in love with women twice my age or older
#wicked#wicked movie#madame morrible#michelle yeoh#AND SHE'S MICHELLE YEOH#like no i'd be just like glinda i fear#except way gayer about it#yes ma'am whatever you say
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"Auggie, how do you get stitched up and refreshed?" "I am going to go over to Arlo’s house."
#critical role#candela obscura#ygifs#arlo x auggie#no but they literally are insane for this .....................#arlo: i'm even less able to talk to people now.. | also arlo: auggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#he literally could've asked her out and she wouldve said yes right there she literally said of course auggie and after we're going on a date#suit shopping montage of auggie just mumbling how the dagnabbit and arlo straightening his collar for him and he's not BLUSHING#ep3 starts and arlo's like no we've literally been dating for months now and auggie still has no idea he keeps calling me ma'am#charlotte's like so I hear you're in a relationship with ms. black and auggie is like you mean the pact?? ? and she stares at the camera#arlo gets this little lapel pin for his new suit and howard takes 1 look at it like.. so.. auggie.. and auggie's like don't I look spiffy!#if his suit ends up being purple I'm eating a bar of soap#everytime arlo unnecessarily uses auggie's name a little synapse in my head zaps
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I'm so gay for The Bride.
I support one (1) woman's wrongs.
#creature commandos#the bride#FUCK 'EM UP SWEETIE!#oh she literally ripped a guy's heart out?#yes and she looked good doing it#oh she killed rapists?#stop stop I'm ALREADY GAY MA'AM
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Hey there! Do you perhaps have more Tempest and AJ stuff? Maybe some headcannons? You've planted worms into my brain
But wait, theres more!!
#basically the story goes#after the visit to the kirin village#aj kept in touch with autumn through letters and their romance slowly began to develop#after a while autumn came to ponyville because she never really ended up reacclimating to her village#and she wanted to learn more about ponies#applejack invited her to stay at the farm and things progressed from there#for aj and tempest#after the events of the movie twilight still wanted to keep an eye on tempest#and tempest still had a lot of anger for the way she had been treated by the world#so twi was like “hey aj do you want to help her work through her lingering rage through exercise and manual labor”#and aj was like “YES MA'AM I'LL TAKE THE HOT CHICK”#and proceeded to flirt with her for the entire time she was required to be on the farm#and then once her time was up tempest was like “you know... i could stay-”#and there ya go#tempest and autumn werent dating at first but that changed after a few months#art#digital art#mlp#fanart#mlp g4#mlp fanart#my little pony#mlp tempest shadow#tempest shadow#mlp tempest#tempestjack#autumnjack#tempestblaze#?#if tempestjack is a rare ship that one us even rarer
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#columbo#season 5#forgotten lady#so ma'am is it also in my file that i once had a gun pulled on me that i talked down by tellin its owner that she was too classy to shoot me#like yes he hates guns. probably grew up surrounded by gun violence. but he literally does not even need one even in a roomful of them#he could be at the business end of a firing squad and he could talk his way out of it
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watching live as chappell roan destroyed every straight man ever with 'the giver' was actually a religious experience
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S1 ep 23 of transformers prime is just Megatron experiencing religious psychosis
#he's watching transformers prime#transformers prime#megatron transformers#megatron#megatron tfp#jack's mom was so hot in this episode she told rachet to shut up and I was like yes ma'am
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Professor Ingellvar?
Not your department.
#i made up my own dialogue mkay#myrna called her professor ingellvar when they walked up#and emmrich is pleasantly perplexed#different departments hmmm#just look at her she LOOKS like she know wtf she's talking about#and emmrich is like “yes ma'am lead on”#i want this man melted at her feet your honor#emmrook#emmrich x rook#rook x emmrich#emmrich volkarin#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#rook ingellvar#mourn watch#francesca ingellvar
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ariana grande is singlehandedly carrying the gelphie nation on her back which is NOT on my 2024 or 2025 bingo like what is happening
#wicked#wicked 2024#ariana grande#miss grande???#what are you doing???#what is happening???#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#gelphie#good on her i guess#im too sleep deprived to think of anything honestly#but i saw that interview of her talking about how glinda's a little bit queer before she cuts herself off#and like#ma'am what the fuck are you doing#actually this unfair#full credit to both her and cynthia yk#they know EXACTLY what they're doing#i respect the marketing#good on both of them#get the bag#i should sleep because i almost wrote cynthia as cunthia and my only reaction was to go queen shit yes
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thinking about eddie going to a gay bar on drag night, hoping to see the show, and when he gets there he sees ??? half of hellfire club???? all his little sheepies???? so he goes up like hey why are you guys here, did will come out yet (listen he's a couple drinks in and Chatty). and they're like. i mean yes. but actually we're here for steve! and eddie remembers that steve was their babysitter but even with that known bit of character growth he cannot imagine what the hell steve harrington is doing here. so he asks and dustin opens his mouth to answer but max stops him with a hand on his shoulder like wait. we have the opportunity to let the funniest thing in the world happen right now. just wait.
so eddie doesn't get an answer and instead just chills with his now grown sheepies, keeping an eye on the bar bc he figures that's probably the best bet on where steve will probably be appearing, like maybe he got desperate and got a job as a bartender for some random gay bar. but he gets distracted when the queens come out. there's a couple girls, hyping up the crowd, each performing their hearts out, and then at the end of the show they leave the stage and all wander around the bar. and one of them, who introduced herself as Baby Dollie and did a great rendition of 9-5 in her big blonde wig and cute diner waitress outfit (thank you @tink27), wheels right over to their table and immediately pounces on the kids. and they all lose their mind at her, complimenting her outfit and makeup and her routine, and then they turn and are like hey, you remember eddie, right?
and like. oh my god. steve harrington is a drag queen called baby dollie.
(max gets a photo of eddie's shocked but slightly horny look, taken at the exact moment baby dollie sits on his lap and smacks a bright baby pink kiss on his cheek)
#also eddie's like 'so steve' and she's like 'please. call me baby.' and he's just like 😳 yes ma'am#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#i have only seen one drag show in my life i know Nothing
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The way Nanny Ashtoreth says "don't listen to him, listen to me!"
You agree.
#yes ma'am#i'd misbehave just to get hit with a ruler ngl#she seems like she bites#i need more nanny astoreth fics in my life fandom please deliver#good omens#crowley#nanny ashtoreth#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#crowley my beloved
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#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#marvel comics#agatha harkness#agatha all along#kathryn hahn#wanda maximoff#wandavision#yes ma'am.#anything she wants tbh#joining her immediately😁
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nah because now I'm thinking about Tamsin's blood and vampires. Tamsin grew up in the midst of the "AID's Crisis" and STILL faces a stigma about her being HIV+ from the media and those uninformed so let me tell you the thought of her blood being good in SOME way makes her a bit happier.
what i am saying is...let tamsin meet vampires
#and yes. its fucked up. but she will be very happy.#petition for my oc to not have such fucked up thoughts#ma'am go to therapy.#out of character //
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