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hear me out on this chat

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Oh Orion :(

(GHHH Im feral over big robots with angsty feelings)

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He appeared in my dream last night

I won't disclose anything about what he did in that dream

(Also the lil bot next to snake Nemesis is my tf sona btw)

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Hey ho sorry for not actually setting up my Tumblr WAY earlier than it actually did. May I offer you an Optimus I drew (according to a dream I had) 🙏

w/o text version 👇

(For some bit of context to the dream, basically the autobots had to attend a trial with the humans to confront their "crimes" and stuff and Optimus got most of the blame cuz "leaders are responsible for the actions of the entire team" typa shit. Also don't ask how it ended cuz I abruptly woke up in the middle of the trial and couldn't go back to sleep)

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Random doodle I did

I just realized I haven't posted anything sg Optimus related here yet

Alt colors:

(This one's lowk giving starboy lol)

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You draw him so beautifully

Uhhhh have some random Optimus doodles I did

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Uhhh I think I accidentally made him too babygirl

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there is no better feeling than converting a complete stranger to your favourite rarepair ship. welcome to a life of suffering and deprivation, my friend. this must be what cult leaders feel like.

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Can't believe Megatron managed to fumble Optimus not once not twice but THREE times like oh my DAYSSSSSS

if this beautiful machine ever told me the sky was purple I would say "whatever you say beautiful"and I would take it as truth... Megatron may your stupid NEVER catch me, amen 🙏🏿

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— David Cronenberg, Consumed

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real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

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yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting 

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this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure