#yes king give us nothing

[hirom-zii]

I’m sorry but not even a thank you?? Not even a, I’m so glad you found me??? Not even a *hint* of oh my god, is it really you?!

There are so many, but one of the things that irk me most about this is how there was ZERO emotional payoff for their (greatly) anticipated reunion…

I felt like I was waiting the entire time for a serious heart to heart that never happens. After a brief hug when they reunite it cuts to Isabell on her death bed like be so fucking fr 😭😭

[yinyuedijun]

every time there is serious mortal danger in hsr and danheng either isn't there or doesn't bother switching into his il form, it is literally so funny to me gldzjaldkamsdks

[rukia-writes]

I feel like writing for him. 🌊

[armed-saphire]

😭😭😭😭 how more wrong can you be than this 💀💀💀

I'm going to be so real I barely get what you mean here 😭

[fideidefenswhore]

Little progress was made, although Henry, in his anxiety for the marriage, offered to give the Duchess as large a dowry as any Queen of England had ever enjoyed. On St. Thomas's Day he informed the French ambassador in the gallery at Whitehall that his marriage was almost concluded.

Christina of Denmark, Duchess of Milan and Lorraine, Julia Cartwright

[temeyes]

fly high!!

[oacest]

✨noel on @/mrgoldie's instagram reel today 👅👟

[moonjoonmoon]

LMAOOOOOOO

#TomSturridge #AlexaChung #METGala2023

[its-a-me-mango]

Wait. Is Mango AFAB?

I'm thinking about this because you drew Mango laser-eyes-ing Mr Puzzles to give him his period cramps. Is this canon fr??/j/silly

Hard to tell there's nothing going on down there /j

Anyway, I guess in a way yea! Mango's meant to be a sona for myself and I'm AFAB, so he gets the same treatment. TBH it doesn't matter, he can have whatever the joke calls for, is he trans? cis? both? neither? secret 3rd thing? Who knows, it's whatever the joke calls for, whatever I feel like projecting onto him at any one time is what he is. I don't have a gender label for him he's just whatever, he's just vibing with it.

[that-butch-archivist]

As an act of what is perhaps futile masochism, I counted how far my collection is & then got the numbers for my archival wishlist. I just wanted to see how far along I am in achieving my own unreasonable goals. These are the results.

Current archive count: 263 books

Current to-buy list count: 900+ books

Playing loose and fast with math that means I'm, what--20-22% of the way there? With that in mind, if there are any sugar mommies out there who have a niche interest in insane & unreasonable nerds, I would like to point out that I am available and also capable of mostly behaving. <3

[biceps--to-spare]

Gaston: oh yeah??

Gaston: 😏😏😏

Missed Me | Gannie

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

I do find it kind of funny how everyone is taking the nyarlathotep thing bc they’re all taking it as validation where when I heard it I heard Harlan winding up to hit a bees nest and then go “FUCKING IDIOT SHUT UP.” Directly into my face about one of my fav theories. I need it on the record that this was a positive thing for me I love when Harlan is a bitch.

[monkawonka]

Ya, I don’t have an explanation or witty one liner. It’s just gummy washing him and his clothes. Good for him.

Pose x

[enniewritesathing]

memory management (status)

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Bernard: "Shit, he kicked out of it again. This is going to take a while. Jordy, what's he looking like?"

Jordan: "Well--"

"No signs of pallor. Breathing is elevated but even. And quiet."

Bernard: "Finally."

(Daniel is paying no mind to their chatter, instead resting his hand on John's forearm. He'll know if he plans to do anything by the slightest twitch.) "Charles."

"Another five minutes have lapsed. John's averaging about two minutes before he's tachy."

Charles: "I expected as much. We'll hold off on increasing the dosage; for now, we'll stack them."

Daniel: "What about rhythm? He's had a few PVC runs."

Charles: "Expected, my dear Daniel, as with everything that's happened so far."

Jordan: "If there's any consolation, Dan, there's no sign of respiratory distress."

"Hang on--"

(They watch as John groans and begins to stir; Daniel tightens his grip on John's arm as he opens his eyes. His eyes search in no particular direction before shutting them.)

Bernard: "Really wish he'd stop doing that... it's creepy."

Jordan: "He's not here if that's what you're worried about, Bernard."

Daniel: "I am worried about him putting too much stress on him too soon. He's showing vascularity like last time."

Bernard: "Last time, John was really pissed off. Besides, our prince wasn't as under as we thought."

Jordan: (under their breath) "If I'm catching strays for that, then at least I didn't run out the room like a b--"

Charles: "Jordan."

Bernard: "Yeah, Jordan."

Charles: "If you would, monitor his intake, adjust if you have to. We're moving on to the next stage."

(Jordan mutters something else under their breath, but they stop once Charles gives him a short stare.)

"Of course, I'll be monitoring for any damage. Remember that we are working against Johnathan's healing factor; he will fight what we throw at him."

"We must be patient. Failure's not an option. Any questions? Remarks before we go ahead?"

In Unison: "No, sir."

Charles: "Good. We start in two."

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[justanoldbat]

Tom Keller is forever!!!

my favorite part of tom keller is that he has consistently remained just some guy all seven seasons in spite of every other character being derailed to hell and back

[lotrmusical]

My high school did a yearly poetry recitation contest (Poetry Out Loud), so Oh Boy do I know some poems. My favorites are Ozymandias and "the world is about to end and my grandparents are in love," by Kara Jackson. Also in 8th grade we had a Poe unit and had a class contest to make the best music video of the Raven, so I still know a good chunk of that.

i hadn't heard of the kara jackson one! just read through it and enjoyed it, particularly these lines > 'grandma returns to her love like a hymn, marks it with a color. // when the world ends will it suck the earth of all its love? /will i go taking somebody’s hand, / my skin becoming their skin?'