#yes its you bob

[nightguide]

CHIRON IN OSCARS 20.48

MUTABLE PLACEMENTS

SCHIZOPHRENIA MADONNA'S WHORE COMPLEX: you're capable of everything, now the universe itself wants to ctrl alt delete you, bitch you did it now, you ended the world, aren't your gay ass happy now that you set the cluhb on fire an pretend like you never controlled the DJ to do your bidding. now who's going to kill you first by intentional fiction (cure of neuro-divergents)

SAGITTARIUS: you're the good guys, i knew but now you gotta step up and make sense with everybody by being the tr8tor guys in every movie to believe the common people audacity that you're there (aquas love you) thats it

VIRGO: bitch *dead* there, ya done with ya fckn motha now

GEMINI: if the world ended, then your dumbass mouth ran it *demons* so you got no point in existing when peer pressure goes to you the first time, so naturally at one point you pissed off a Saturnian and now u sittin an listenin an they living your dreams, good on you but you'll never be them, so you'll do exactly as their heart says and stay quiet internally, not even that chink version of that kiddie you exists only to maintain but you'll always want til they're dead an now you're letting them be free in education-wise matters so do make them feel comfortable (you made it to hell and now you cant do shit) just make them happy by being baby around them but not that of the kind that will make them fuck you baby, no such thing, they love you but you have to go along with it, (the art of having fun)

PISCES: *you're going to die by nature, either way you wanted hell to be your husband and hell is your husband, you earned that for free*

SCHIZOPHRENIA HOLLYWOOD: this time THE CLUHB IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE WITH THI SOWND OF MEYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

SAGITTARIUS: you're anybody's best friend in that one movie aquarius is in, thats how you know who to take out by nature

VIRGO: *pakistani tourettes* gay

GEMINI: you ded

PISCES: imma replace you in my theories that even Taylor Swift can confuse you with the devil and it's true, so if you hear a 'i heard Taylor Swift reverted to Islam' then you're no better than the Sheikh than you being tested for than your mother being proud of her being the dream daughter (physically disabled) you'll never be and you knew why

SCHIZOPHRENIA H8:

SAGITTARIUS: idc, jus do what you want. im not a leader or anything, just care an ur resting god face naturally comes with it

VIRGO: anything you think of is already thought of *now the physically disabled sign now not placement* and don't expect the Taylor Swift Islam thing ain't true cuz now you're the first to hear it

GEMINI: did you know...

PISCES: u the one... who.. killed the baby

note: this is not traditional anymore if enthusiasm is mind tactics for thought control, like that one spongebob movie where Plankton actually wins by letting Spongebob go: have you ever thought, and it is the agenda now that you will *sighs deeply* that Spongebob (female) is married to Plankton (is actually the same height as Spongebob)

[pepperpixel]

SAID HE LIKES CRAZY GIRLS,

BUT HE HATES WHEN I ACT CRAZY,

IT TAKES TWO TO TOXIC!

FINALLY!!! Finished these pics of jinx I’ve been working on!!!!! HOLY SHIT, these took so long…. But finally… they’re done… pls enjoy this art of my beautiful princess w a disorder. Featuring alternate colors for the big pic and also a closeup! Cuz I rlly like how both the lines and coloring on her face turned out… like the pink gradients w her eye… her deer in headlights expression,, like uve just startled a raccoon digging thru ur trashcan and r two seconds away from getting mauled.. m proud of it!

[plulp]

before i started seeing dol fanart i had no idea anyone even Thought of bailey wearing anything other than a wifebeater. like after thinking about it for more than a second i was like oh yeah that makes sense that hed wear a nice suit or dress clothes but i genuinely thought of course everyone ALSO thinks bailey looks like a deadbeat dad. like the kinda guy whod be like hey kid im going to go buy some milk and hed never come home. anyways under the cut is my personal opinion on what hed look like so thats just for me but heres bailey, sorry for the long description this time

[britneyshakespeare]

can you imagine being a little twee simon and garfunkel fan in the late 60s and then buying your new vinyl at the record store and hearing mrs. robinson for the first time in your own home. i would’ve fallen over backwards

[weyounthevorta]

Did you know you can buy the iconic Dinosaur Bob coat for yourself?

[autism-corner]

playing dressup with my wife!!!! hi to the one other person that is still interested in fmwl <33

less (no) clothes under cut >:3

[bunnyb34r]

Why do I fucking sweat when I eat?? Like not spicy food, plain fucking rice and gravy too. Is it the carbs?? Like is my body trying SO hard to digest shit it's sweating?? (God that would suck, I don't need ANOTHER digestion related surgery/treatment)

And I'm talking SWEATING like my neck and back (not my pussy and my crack lmao) are DRENCHED with sweat to the point that I have little handkerchiefs with me to try to remedy it. It's more my neck and back than anything, but my face sweats too

This shit sucks man

[br1ghtestlight]

trying to look for fandom character analysis content or at least JOKES and GIFS in a fandom that's literally 95% y/n fanfics/prompts or thirsting after the same 3 characters is literally worse than being trapped in hell I DONT CARE IF HES A SUB OR DOM IF U DONT ANALYZE THEIR PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS RIGHT NOW SOMEBODY IS GETTING THE BULLET 🔫🔫

[askmafiabobvelseb]

I am going on break!

But before i go. Here are some things to expect in the future :)

Bobs oldest sibling! Cara Velseb! :)

She has permanent tears due to the abuse finally breaking into her mind. She is somewhat insane.. And yet makes sense

A new comer, which bob encounters during krima! :D

:) no info about her RN

[lalaloobzy]

How much would it cost to get the current day Guardians to recreate this movie

[the-mozzarella-brothers]

OH MY GOD

THE ROLKING THUNDER REVUE VERISON OF ISIS IS ON SPOTUFY??????????

HFJFJFNFJFJFJJTJRBHTB

[autistickfigure]

maybe BOB is kind of cupidlike. i think he could do that.

[hellyeahwrathofthedeadrabbit]

vote for BOB! @original-character-championship

[wilcze-kudly]

She's everything to me

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

[chaepink]

can u make headcannons on sub!yan’s tendencies in the relationship?

also can i be 🉑 or 🌝 anon?

dating sub!yandere boys hcs ♡

sub!yandere boys when they date you.

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dom!fem!reader, unhealthy relationship, mention of killing/murder, both sfw and nsfw!, mention of feminization, bondage

note: yes you can be 🌝 anon!

— your yandere would be possessive of you, even more compared to when you two were just friends

— well, you thought you two were just friends. he already assumed you two were together sometime earlier during his friendship with you

— he would do anything for you in order to make sure you're happy and safe

— a friend of yours is getting too touchy with you? well the next day that friend is ignoring you and when you confront them, they look at you scared and quickly scurry away from you. did your yandere do something to them? surely not

— a weird guy keeps following you around your neighborhood? well a couple of days later you see on the news that his body has been found near a river and weirdly enough, you havent seen your yandere on the days before the guy's death

— you complain to your yandere about how a teacher gave you a bad grade on something you worked so hard on? suddenly your grade changes to a A and that same exact teacher suddenly resigns from the school

— he'll try his best to know where you are most of the time and try to follow you back home to make sure you're safe (though its really obvious, you don't acknowledge him so he thinks he's actually doing something)

— but no matter how scary and possessive they are of you, they just want to be good for you, really

— its almost as if they're a puppy for you, always there for your beck and call

— give them a simple command and they'll do it immediately, no questions asked

— ask them to buy you a snack from the nearest store? he'll return back with a bagful of others that he thought you would like

— they're super clingy and always want to be near you

— somehow they manage to have the same exact classes that you have and at the same time. maybe you guys are just lucky? little do you know that your yandere hacked into the principal's computer to change his schedule to fit with yours

— if you're sick, they would immediately fetch you some medicine and make so many bowls of your favorite soup that you're not sure you could finish them all

— they would be so sad when you're sick cause that means they can't be as close as they usually are with you :(

— in bed, nothing changes at all. rather, he becomes even more infatuated with you

— they're still so good and obedient for you, always following your commands. its cute

— like what i said with him doing it with no hesitation, your yandere is eager to do what you say

— tell him to get on his knees? say less as he's already doing so, staring up at you with such innocent eyes

— tell him to open his mouth for you to stick your fingers inside? he opens wide and sticks out his tongue in such a sinful manner, hazy eyes absolutely begging you to make him choke on your fingers as drool drips down his chin

— order him to suck your strap and get it all wet? he's quick to get in between your legs and get his hands on the fake dick, his mouth going straight to bobbing it up and down and gagging as it hits the back of his throat. he'll try to subtly grind his hard on against your foot without you noticing but you do anyways but he's being a good boy so you allow it

— and oh my god is he so shameless in public

— no hesitation in telling you what he wants you to do to him when there are people around

— you'll be at brunch with some of your friends and suddenly you'll feel a hot breath on your ear, such sinful words coming soon after

"im wearing lingerie under my clothes, your favorite set too. wouldn't you like to just ruin me right here and now? make me cry and look so pretty while you show everyone im yours?"

— safe to say that you immediately dragged him to the family bathroom and fingered him until he was gripping onto you for dear life, begging and crying out for you to stop and take pity on him (he's lying about wanting you to stop)

— when you're out with errands or just at work, he'll take such sinful pictures of himself to send to you randomly

— the pictures would include his legs spread out, a obvious bulge in his underwear, and something adorning his body whether its lingerie, a maid outfit, or rope that's tied so tightly on him

— if he's feeling like teasing you even more, he'll send whimpering audios that beg you to come home and fuck him and if you listen close enough, you'll hear some wet noises that let you know that he's masturbating

"f-fuck, [name] come back s-soon, please? i-i miss you so much! i- ah! i-im wearing your favorite outfit right now! i'll be a g-good ngh boy waiting for you ♡"

— itll end up with you rushing home after you're finished to fuck him dumb in that outfit, making it stained with his tears and cum

— he knows you can't really get him pregnant but your yandere just loves those straps with cum in them that you can just shoot inside him whenever you're fucking him fast and rough

— that'll make his eyes roll back and head throw backwards as he lets out such a loud mewl at the feeling of your fake cum filling him up

— and afterwards he'll tease you by using his fingers to push the cum thats gushing out of his hole back in before licking his fingers

— although your yandere is a good boy for you most of the time, theres times where he's a brat

— he'll talk back to you whenever you command him to do something or cum without permission

— but just some long edging or overstimulation will break him and turn him into a sobbing mess

— tying his hands to the headboard and keeping his legs spread apart whilst a vibrator is inside him on the highest setting is his favorite punishment

— your yandere thinks you don't know that since you do it all the time but you actually do know it, you just love the way his face is stained with his drool and tears while his chest and the sheets underneath him is covered in his cum afterwards

— such a slut but we love him for it

ty for reading to the end! ❤ - chaepink

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[br1ghtestlight]

this is making me SICK 😭