#yes im referring to myself in third person in this so what

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hey all MOGAI, LIOM, QAI blogs, please dont delete your blogs when youre done with them or no longer want to post things there! you can turn off notifs (and/or even log out of it, it will still be active)!!

keeping it active as a archive blog helps us and many other people who still want to see your terms and labels you coin... deleting your blogs only takes it away !!!!!! :(

-Syntax, who has seen so many reposted stuff from deleted mogai blogs today n is very sad about it because night was only able to see it because thankfully another being reblogged it, so he wouldnt of been able to see them otherwise

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Chapter 1.4 Notes:

oh my god. norein is so fucking goated. girl is helping the residents from beyond the grave. she’s won. she’s won and is laughing at the nobles right now. 

jiri goated

something something the narration keeps switching between 貴族の若者 and 若者 (shortening version prob) to refer to the nobles which is annoying

also kakira makes me think of that singer bc their names rhyme sjdksfdkfql

ohhhh ive had it to here with the diff between the jp vs en structural diff but anyway yuri is saying wtf you married that scary baasan which is so goddamn funny

ohhhh im going to persona myself the next sentence is hanks talking abt jiri in third person (bc he’s old) baasan 

maybe honorifics can stay /delulu

ha ha parallels between jiri and hanks vs yuri and flynn 

bro should just put wife and then add a anime subs level of tl note saying hanks is referring to his wife as baasan in third person hence the comment also keikaku means plan 

ah yes unstoppable force (yuri’s potty mouth) vs immovable object (hanks)

wow a question that is not hinting at anything and will surely not come up again /delulu /has read spoilers /hint the solution has been mentioned before

estelle quoting flynn: yuri has a lot to learn about women

flynn what the hell have you been telling everyone

[blnk338]

I might be seeing correlations where there aren't any but chapter 9 of RWYS is called Against the Bathroom Floor and the first thing I thought of was the song 'Against the Kitchen Floor' by Will Wood. That probably wasn't your intention but I couldn't help myself but make that connection. And some of the lyrics even fit Reapers story. (I might be barking up the wrong tree here but it's almost 2 am, cut me some slack. I just needed to get this out of my head before I forgot about it overnight)

IM SO GLAD YOU POINTED THIS OUT MAN!!! yes yes yes yes yes, it was a direct reference to the song against the kitchen floor!!

i really really wanted to add the song as the chapter song but i thought the title for the chapter would make it kinda cheesy but

CW: mentions of suicide, mentions of death, mentions of parental neglect/abuse, mentions of romantic abuse, self-destruction, self-deprecation, NSFW mentions, mentions of imposter syndrome, mentions of dissociation,

this part specifically highlights her internal strife with knowing that her friends, her makeshift family, are dead for a reason that she blames herself for. there's also a small part of this piece that is actually her apologizing to herself. she knows she difficult on herself and she knows that she needs to be nicer, but she doesn't really know how to do it. "bottom shelf erotic products" meaning, in my mind, the last choice to make someone feel good, is again, how she feels about herself.

that first line is so important because, even though she yearns for closeness and will be there for the people she cares about, in the end, she will always find a way to keep her distance from them, never truly being vulnerable.

I feel like this one's more obvious, but its Reaper trying to explain she really truly wants to be a better person and to be able to receive love without shattering into a million pieces, but she's still learning how to function as a person.

Again, she's promising and trying, but there's a desperation, not a confirmation there. That, yes, she's making an effort, but there's a doubt in herself even before she tries

There's a double meaning here for Reaper. On one hand, she's speaking to the people that she cares about. That even though she's been there for them and she's tried, she still doesn't feel like they're close, it's almost as if it's one big lie. There's a huge sense of imposter syndrome in Reaper's character and this piece gives way to that. The idea that she's giving her body while someone gave their heart-- as if the idea of giving anything more than physical is difficult for her to understand. She didn't think anyone would notice that she was struggling and is confused and conflicted when they do. Also, "the more you reassure, the less I trust," is another hint at the imposter syndrome, that she doesn't believe anyone out there is actually trying to help her, but is actually trying to just shut her up.

But there is another meaning to this. Specifically the first line is something she says to herself. I think her dissocation plays a part in this, but Reaper's a person who, for so long, has felt like a third party in her body. That she still doesn't know who she is, that's she's still lonely in a place where she probably shouldn't be.

I actually think this second line's super impactful because it mentions monkey-wrenching, and it's added another layer to her misery. It's self-sabotage. She's actively isolated herself and put herself in a position where she has fixed ideals.

Explaining that she's lived several lives, one as an abandoned child, another as an angry teen, another as an exiled daughter, one as a soldier, and finally, a vengeful undead being; but she's never truly died. Even though these versions of her have been "killed," she's never truly died.

Finally "But I'm not a real person." This is another moment where she finalizes the fact that she doesn't really know what, even less so who, she is. What happened to the woman she used to see looking back at her in the mirror? She doesn't know.

"I'm just as exposed if I take off my clothes." IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT. She's trying, fuck, she is trying so fucking hard, but no matter what, there is still a layer of her that she is so terrified to shed.

The next line is also crucial, especially because of Robin. Toward the end of their relationship, there was a distance in their sex life where it was sort of just mechanical to Reaper, less actual love-making. This impacts her because that creates another division in her life-- something that she used to enjoy had become void of meaning.

The rift in her continues to pull apart, knowing that no matter how much she's trying, she's not going to feel good enough for her girlfriend, her mom, but even to herself. Without the proper care in her life, Reaper doesn't know what "good enough" even is.

"Did I really have any of that gravity?" = "Did anything I ever do actually mean anything like I thought it did?"

There's so much misery and lack of self-sustainment in Reaper's actions, wondering how much she's actually sunk down before realizing she was drowning. She hadn't realized how much gas she'd poured on her relationships that, in the end, as everything burned, she desperately just wanted an answer as to how any of this happened in the first place. "Catatonic in your arms," in whose? In Robin's? In her mother's? In her own?

"I'm pounding my head against the kitchen floor." Blaming herself for all of the destruction as the next line she apologies for ever causing any of it, even if it wasn't entirely her fault. There's a dread for what comes next, knowing that the life-sucking relationships will eventually end and she doesn't want them to. For some reason, she fears the day that they'll come because then she'll be truly alone.

She knows the other people she cared about had things they'd gone through, but she can't help but fall into a muddled pile of sadness at all that had been shown to her.

That final line is so fucking important because it highlights how much Reaper can't control herself. There's so much of her that is all impulse and she knows for a fact that if shit did hit the fan that she'd act brashly. There's an effort for one last moment of kindness, one last favor, for the people who are leaving her to at least soften the blow ("But hide my knives before you go, I'll either live or die alone") because she fears that one day something will hit her hard enough and she won't come out the other end.

Here she recognizes her progress, she understands that she's better than the person she used to be, and yet, there's a lack of something in her words-- as if she doubts the obvious improvement that she's made. She's still apologizing for who she was and what she thinks she caused.

She doesn't think she's a good person given all that she's done, she doesn't think she's a person in the slightest, just a hollowed-out shell that's destroyed everything good in her life (true or not).

And again, someday she thinks she'll improve, but she doesn't know when.

The last part isn't as much of a meaningful part to her, but I think it would be interesting to note that maybe she makes an effort to make her reactions explosive to at least get some attention, some recognition that she's not okay.

And of course, she's sorry.

[nerves-nebula]

so i saw ur post asking bigender / boygirl ppl to explain what its like btw if this is to late or annying u can totally ignore it or delete it srry if this is annoying anyway

for me personally i will feel like im both a boy and a girl separately but like sometimes one will be more prominent . like yes i am one of the boys a he / him a femine girly who also happens to be a boy who is a girl . its hard to explain but gender dysphoria and euphoria r very silly like i will be euphoric abt looking masculine and wow ppl think im a man !! my voice is so deep !! they r using he / him for me !! yippee !! but then simultaneously ppl think im a man :(( my voice is to deep :(( i look bad and basically the same thing again but yay ppl think imma woman !! my voice and body language is so feminine !! ppl use she / her for me !! yippee !! and then its like ppl think im a woman :(( everybody looks at you and thinks " girl :((

so basically to combat this i dress and act in a very confusing way and ppl normally stumble pther prns or ask me what gender i am which makes me happy :D also introducing myself w different prns / gender expression and act differently so some ppl see me as a cis ( very gay ) boy , some see me as a girl , some think im a transboy , some think im a transgirl , some see me as nonbinary, some gave up trying to figure out . so interacting w different groups of ppl i know throughout the day will normally end in ppl suing a varied sets of prns for me = ultimate gender euphoria like lets switch it up a bit

the only problem is when two ppl i know meet and they both have a different perception of me bcs around them i acted very masc / fem presenting so one will be talking abt smth and refer to me w a set of prns and the other person will be like " no [ ] use/s [] / [] prns and then they will actually start fighting abt my assigned gender at birth it's actually very funny like they will then be confused and i will normally have to randomly joke or make smth up for them to forget the situation . only downside i have had to move schools and classes multiple times bcs i got outed that way .

anyway i personally think for f ! leo ( in ur au ) he would be like " noooo i cant be trans or smth like i still feel like a man ... partly " and then have a complete gender crisis bcs he is a man but hes also a woman and holy shit what would a girl mutant ninja turtle look like ??!! like i also feel like he would use the excuse that other ppl have it worse and that shes not " fully " trans or smth ( which isnt true gender is a spectrum no trans person is " more " trans then another trans person ) i personally headcanon leo as transmasc ftm and ive never heard of boygirl rise leo but it sounds rlly interesting and a cool au !! also i rlly like ur art srry again if this was annoying or i started rambling

not annoying at all, very helpful in fact! you seem to be living your best life and I'm happy it's (mostly) working out for you hah, this DOES give me some good ideas too. especially with the kinda shit where Leo's like "well i'm a man SOMETIMES so I'm probably not trans" hah.

ALSO TO BE HONEST I usually headcanon leo as a trans man too but,, for some reason Future Leo being a girlboy is sooo appealing to me. I think its cuz my nonbinary characters are usually agender or having a culturally important gender or Third Gender (like me) so I've recently started playing more with characters who feel both Guy and Girl or switch between them and I'm really on a Future Leo roll right now so i might as well sweep him up into it too.

[postcreditscene]

fuck this stupid baka life

Was i supposed to upload to this blog at least twice a week? maybe. It was July and Now it's September, so I should give a cute lil life update.

I've been directly rejected by two guys, epically might i add. Fit guy #1 decided he liked God more than me (fucking polish guys) and Fit guy #2 got with this stupid whore of a girl instead. Within that whole ordeal, Stupid Whore lost her boyfriend who she kept boasting to me about. That made me happy.

Fit guy #3 is what made me come back to this blog. Fit guy #3 will be referred to as LC from now on, because it's easier than typing all that bullshit out.

Some context, I've just started my a-levels (whooo), just turned 17, and just realized I need to kill myself. I actually achieved my goal of going to school, going every day for about a month until today where i went home early after finding out the tragic news that LC only likes Asian girls. Yes, i know, before you say anything i will go cry about it. I'm aware that on paper i fit the beauty standard, tall, pale, blue eyes and now only partially blonde hair. In reality, Im fucking ugly. Or at least not attractive to those who i find attractive. I'll get into more about this in another post because i don't want to talk about my cam girl days in my anorexia-suicide pseudomanifesto post rn.

Basically, after two periods of getting assfucked by the sheer amount of philosophy work my teacher set, I got up and took my sorry little ass to the common room. Yknow my day hadn't been going too bad yet despite the flare up of my arthritis until I had walked up to this group of girls and they were speaking, but paused and said 'she's here' when I approached.

They then proceeded to very kindly (I'm not even saying this in a sarcastic way, if you read this you know who you are and i think you're a really sweet person <3) inform me that LC said a girl in our year was cute. A girl who for all intensive purposes is the polar opposite of me. I gently excused myself from the conversation, not wanting to bawl my eyes out immediately after, ignoring the swarm of excited energy they had for their lucky friend.

I'm not jealous of the girl, she'd very kind and deserving of all the good things. I'm more mad at the whole fucking world. I'm mad that every damn day i get catcalled, stared at, harassed and yet the one (third) fucking time I wish a guy would just see me he doesn't. I'm condemned to this stupid whoreish tall body that no one will ever treat gently. I look like a bitch and should be ravaged like one my society, good for nothing but breeding and degrading.

This was kind of depressing but i quit therapy and don't have anyone to talk to about this.

[acollectionofneilsreveries]

yap yap yap

Hi!

This is just one of the few documents I’m writing once again to process my emotions. Even before, writing has always been my company when my thoughts get loud. And in med school, there’s not a time when you’re not studying and if there were chances that you aren’t, it’s highly likely that you’re choosing to sleep to makeup for every sleepless night. But there are also times, when you get lucky enough, that you have a couple of hours to yourself. And this is one of those times (long weekend kasi, I have time).

So, a quick life update.

Life so far has been okay. I passed the boards. We’re #RMT2024! Grabe. It’s nice to actually put a closure to those four years I’ve spent in college. Looking back, I did enjoy my time. It was worthwhile and chaotic, to say the least. But, like any other life experiences, be it good or bad, it made me who I am today and I couldn’t imagine a version of me other than who I am today. Originally, the goal was to top the boards, but life happened. And sometimes, dreams get traded for something more precious. So, you can say that I hoped the stars would align for me but at the same time, I was quite scared that my dreams get realized, the deal I had with faith would get broken. And, I’d rather not top the boards than my other prayer not happening. It was bittersweet. But you can say, I wasn’t wholeheartedly desiring those dreams. Yes, I speak in codes and indirect phrases but, this letter is only really intended for me. I know future me would understand what I was referring to. But without that in mind, in taking the boards, I always believed that if it’s for you, then it is for you. Being a topnotcher in the boards was someone else’s story and that wasn’t for me. I am okay with that. A little sad with the fact, but I’m okay. Imagine juggling med school, sacrificing the only two months you have to be sane before the world of healthcare consumes your soul once again. Doing this to study for the boards, that’s already amazing as it is. And for that, I am proud of me. I am proud that I took the risk, I answered bravely and I admired how my faith never faltered as I took the boards. It was funny because I had a lot of mishaps prior to taking the boards, but all is fine now.

(Scrolled through tiktok for a couple of minutes. I started writing this because I was feeling kind of sad awhile ago, but I feel like writing did help and the tiktok fyp distracted me from those negative emotions that I now feel a little better. Actually Im okay now ulit.)

Okay, so this will have probably a different tone than what I was writing awhile ago because my emotions turned a complete 180. See. Writing does help.

Anyway, just to continue my story about boards, I’m happy that Im now an RMT. I just wish that I had more time to celebrate that win. Kaso wala eh, med school was already starting so the readings were piling up and the exams were lining up. Your fresh board passer, needs to review again. This time for the challenge that third year poses.

When it comes to med school, I am now in third year. And revalida is just two years away now. REVALIDA’s SCARY. SO, I think Im putting a little too much pressure on myself to digest everything. That sometimes, I forget to remind myself that I am only human, allowed to make mistakes and be a little slow sometimes. Hindi tayo leapmed student who was a brain speed that’s greater than the average person. But ayun, sab inga nila, if youre the smartest person in the room, then you’re in the wrong room. So okay lang at ana medyo mediocre tayo this time. There’s peace too in mediocrity. But of course, if you want to be stellar, I know I have it in me. Sadyang, Im getting old, Im now 25. Most times, I have already been daydreaming about settling with my own family. Someday soon. HAHAHAHA Also, probably the reason why I was sad before writing this was because I didn’t finish reviewing the materials for the exam a few hours ago, so my scores did pass. But it was exacty passing. In med, it feels like sometimes you’re okay to be mediocre but not to mediocre at the expense of your grades. So, it’s kind of chill and not chill. You just have the find the balance. Also, the revalida being closer now and my ability to diagnose diseases not being at par to my level stress me out that’s why I think it manifested as frustration and sadness when I didn’t reach my goals. But med school’s like that, ITS SUCH A ROLLER COASTER RIDE. One moment you get a perfect score, the next one, you don’t pass an exam. And it’s normal. Just don’t normalize it too much.

Anyway, you have your people in med school. The few that keeps you sane. And I will always be thankful that A4 is my subsec. This is a group of people who are just too good to be true and I’m lucky that I have them with me.

So ayun, I guess that’s the only update for now.

Okay na kasi ako. Thanks writing!

[babygirlsthoughtsexactly]

To her..

girl... how my heart breaks for you.. If you ever make it out (and I pray you do) there will come a day that you will look back and know that you are worth so much more and yes you deserve more. Actually, I truly believe that people deserve the exact same love that they give. Arguments are fine, actually disagreements are to be expected in any relationship in your life because they are natural. Every single persion is different and we all have different opinions but IT IS NO FUCKING OKAY FOR ANYONE TO USE TOOLS H AS TERROR OR ACTUAL HARM for the sake of an argument. Its possible, because in my heart I have been to places that \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ o\ne should have to be and I still wasnt violent. That behavior is NOT OKAY But really I wish I could say so much to you because I have been you. I was recently in a situation(and even though I can see so many similarities, there are always two sides to a story and the truth probably lies in the third party or God) similar to yours and every single day I wondered if that was going to be the day because I knew in my heart that if I stayed in that situation that I was going to die (either he would kill me or I would kill myself) ((and sorry to be so brutally honest but if there is one thing that you should know about me its im !00%real.. Id rather hurt your feelings then lie to your face ) but little by little I had let my feelings of self worth become so low that still to this day I can't face the things I have done. Looking back all of it was done just to feel something in return .. anything. and for what?!! ha I probably would have committed actual fucking horrendous acts if he would have commanded. See now I know that the word for that is SICK. I have and in so many ways still are SICK. Just a few KEY points that have crossed my mind today that I wish I could tell you..

1. You are Loved. My mom used to tell me this. Im really the first addict in my family and I have been blessed by one fucking amazing mother who I know I dont deserve sometimes and I pray that i one day will grow to be for my own kids. it is important to know this when it feels like your alone, and if nothing else YOUR BABIES ( #?) will ALWAYS LOVE YOU!43

2. LOVE SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE CIONDITIONS. While in my past situation( you will probably hear me refer to this as my PAST life which I still pray that I dont end up back in) I use tio think that love that love should always be unconditional, but it's not true at all. Yes, we definitely should always love people where they are at, BUT NOT EVERYONE WE LOVE DESERVES RECIPROCATION FROM US. Actually I have learned that in your situation (and my past) that the one who we are loving unconditionally is not even capable of the same love. Yeah, you are right (cause I know youre probably making some type of excuse for him by now.. at least in your mind) but hands down this individual is just FUCKING SICK. They know that they don't deserve the things or the people that they have so they show their appreciation by treating the people who love them like absolute trash while treating and going absolutely out of their way just to treat some random stranger like Royalty!! What you have to be able to do in order to see the whole box is remember.. a narcissist only cares about themselves so everything that they are doing is purely SELF MOTIVATED. SEE... SICK. I have though about making a list of conditions that I will require of any person in my life and it would definitely start with something like..A. Here is what I expect from you and this relationship (including RESPECT) or I choose (and I know that even though you feel like you don't sometimes) not to include to have you as an active part of my life. Whew, imagine all the heartache, tears and WASTED TIME you have could have saved if you had told yourself this before you fell for all the lies you feel stupid for believing.

3. IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FELL FOR IT.. There is a really young artist Avery Anna, shes a narcissistic abuse survivor such as my self and these are the words in some of her lyrics. If you sit back and think about it the truth is we are probably are just used to taking all the blame.. all the time. Everybody plays a part in some way sometimes, that's logic.

Okay well to be honest I need a break to deal with life on life's terms so to be continued later hopefully.

Mood rn: Disappointed. In myself and in life 😔

[blue-dress-on-a-boat]

Watching the owl house

Spoilers idk how to do a cut on mobile

YO WHAT THE FUCK

This BETTER be another dream fake out

I’m crying

The collector trying to fix her

Babies first experience with mortality

She turned into light glyphs I’m sobbing

Everyone knows what happened

BEAST MODE

“She’s really gone”

Yeah kiddo she’s in the ink realm now

HOOTY

ok I need those pj pants

He’s just watchin tv like the rest of us

Wait but why is hooty his eye

- is hooty literally his eye in the sky

FINALLY SOMEONE TELLS LUZ SHES BEING STUPID

BELOS IS TAKING OVER HIM

SHES GETTING ALL THE TITAN MAGIC WHAT

I’m sobbing why didn’t this get a longer run

HEYO BIG SKELLY

Someone save the puppets

- wait wait what is the magic run out?

If I know my daughter she wont let dying stop her

NO NOT MY LITTLE KITTY MEOWMEOW

I thought he was talking about his TEARS

- what IS THIS STUFF

God damnit this snake is so stupid I still hate it so much

Why???? She look like that. Tiktok is going to have a feild day with this cosplay material

EDA TEACHING LUZ HOW TO DO MAGIC CIRCLES WOTH THE SAME DIALOUGLE

I’ve rewatched those 12 times

THE ANIMATION THE LIQUID ANIMATION

Also this remix slaps

THE FLOWERS

The Titan MAGIC WEH

THE LIGHT GLYPH

No not skelly crumbling

EVERYONE USING GLYPHS TO SAVE THE DAY

- Camilla just drawing them out like a badass

Did that motherFUCKER JUST BARK

Oh EW I did not expect the boiling isles to literally look that gorey

Yay fun magic adventure to go stab kings dads heart to dead

NOT RAINE IF THEY DONT MAKE IT IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

- they remind me too much of my partner if they croak I’m I’m going to loose it

—HEY LET THEM KISS THE FUCK

Why does Luz’s hat have a little light bubble on it

YES BITCH RIP HIM TO SHREDS

wait don’t fucjing monologue babe just kill him

To SHREDS YOU SAY

That was a good fucking frame

Adopt the baby plz you guys can each get one hit on him but after that everyone be friends like in the mark comics

WHERES LUZ ok there she is

FUCK OFF PHILLYBOY

KiLL HIM

Yes the rain

Oh ew what

He is NOT human

HEY FUCK YEAH STOP HIM TO DEATH

-is she not human anymore

WHAT THE FUCK

Is that what he wanted to say to him

She is… not going to be able to go back to the human realm and be normal

Also was like, the boiling isle only one fucjing wacko island that the rest of the demon realm like didn’t touch bc belos? Like the post apocalyptic America of this universe

YES LET THE GAY DADS KISS

darius father of the year award

SYNTH HELL YEAH I’m going to listen to that on repeat for years

Who the FUCK was that third guy

STEVE??? CANON STEVE WHAT DID THEY JUST TAKE THE DESIGN THAT COMIC GUY HAD I DINT THINK WEVE SEEN STEVE BEFORE???

Hey I’m so gay wtf eda making raine a NEST

When ur aunt has a kid and ur cousin is the most annoying and dangerous 9 year old on the planet

OH 2 GAY KISSES DANA REALLY SAID YOU CANT CANCEL THE SHOW AGAIN CAN YOU

NOT EDA BEING NERVOUS TO MEET CAMILA

HOOTSIFER

No Titan magic?? I’m crying

-can she do magic now? From her staff I guess?

IS SHE MOVING

GRADUATION?? WhiTH WHOMST

Oh wait this is going to be a Vee fake out

Oh worm that IS vee??

DANA TERRECE GIVING THE WRITING SCHOLARSHIO AWARD

Wait did they go back to the human realm? Why is hooty interacting with a person

NEW HAIRCUT ALERT AMITY SLAYING DAILY

Mmmmm is that a twilight baseball reference or am I just brain dead

STRINGBEANS CORNER

UNIVERSITY OF WILD MAGIC FINALLY THE FAKE OUT WE WERE WAITING FOR

ALSO GROWN UP LUZ IS SO NB VIBES FRFR

Is that AMITYS NECKLACE

I want that snake shirt so bad

TATTOO LUZ HAS A TATTOO

Also two ear piercings slay

“It’ll be nice to finally see everyone again” so DID she go to regular or magic highschool tell us

LUZ YOU SAW THEM LAST WEEK I NEED TO STOP PAUSING AND WATCH THE SHOW

VEE IS SO FUCKING CUTE IM CRYING

I’m making those tshirts

SOLD TO THE NOCEDAS WHAT IS THAT A NEW PORTAL THE COLLECTOR CREATED

- imagine hearing that everytime you come in

THE RECEEATION OF THE INTRO

The animation

I’m sobbing

HEY YOU FUCKKNG COWARDS WHY CAN YOU NO CONSISTENTLY DRAW FAT PEOPle I saw Willow flying and went fuck yeah but then she walks around and they skinny washed her again

Hunter palisman carver adorable

Ok I appreciate the animation but was it important to make that huntlow scene so beautiful and yet STILL NO KISS

AW ALL THE MATCHUNG TATTOS ARE FLAPJACK

Liliths plans I’m screaming “disco maybe”

AMITY SMASH SMASH SMASH

That’s what I wanna look like

HARPY LILITH THE FUCK

ok that girl playing the harp I know we know her name but smash smash love the new hair

Professor dog boy for life

BUMO HAS A HOOTY PATCH ON HIS GARDENING GEAR

We’re going to see a high uptake in patch based fashion this year thanks Dana

VINEY HEALING MADE ME CRY AGAIN

dARIUS AND AMITYS DAD SITTING IN A TREE

Also raine hello smashsmashsmashsmash

SHORT HAIR GIRL TWIN where’s the brother

NOT THE BABY WHALE

Oh there he is and he looks no different but I’m glad he’s vibing

DEMON REALM HUMAN REALM EXCHANGE PROGRAM WHEN IM MAKING TSHIRTS

GUS’S HAIR IM SCREAMING

HEADMASTER EDA SMASHSMASH A HUNDRRED TIMES SHE HAS A FUCKING HOOK

Wait wait the basilisks I’m crying

TEEN KING HES SO SCRUFFY

THE GATE IS THE OWL HOUSE I CALLED IT

KING-CENEAÑERA IM SOBBING

The bat babies hanging upside down got me

They sounded ALOT less haunted than our birthdays FUCKING MOOD BUDDY

PAINYATA WILL HE NEVER KNOW PEACE

Ok that dress goes HARD

Spider cake Steve has my heart

Noooo kings glyphs have horns I’m crying

THE BYE AND EVERYONE WAVING I AM UNWELL

Ok gtg cry before rehearsal I’ll see you all in therapy

[ayyponine]

me, cracking open my copy of Sharp Objects

[judeswhore]

instagram au: his girl - mason mount

a collection of photos of mason and his girlfriend as he supports her through to her graduation

pictures are not mine, credit to the original owners

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masonmount last date night before i lose her to serial killers🙄🙄

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masonmount think i might get this framed

yourinstagram what a peculiar thing to say

↳masonmount am i or am i not losing you to serial killers

↳yourinstagram im referring to the fact u thought this was a date🤕

↳masonmount i bought you flowers.

↳yourinstagram bro u got them for free off an old lady

jackgrealish i’m confused about the caption

↳yourinstagram dont u worry ur pretty little head jacky

jazbenham still wondering how she agreed to date you

↳masonmount i’m rich and fit

↳yourinstagram ^^^ the first statement yes, second no.

timowerner i’d like to opt out of training until y/n finishes her degree i hate whiney mason

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yourinstagram deadlines are looming but i’m too busy making the bedroom look comfier

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masonmount are those my joggers🤔

↳yourinstagram no baby they’re OUR joggers❤️

masonmount can you answer your phone i’ve been waiting for 10 minutes

↳yourinstagram sorry y/n is busy rn call back later x

sophiaaemelia ur too hot to stress about deadlines

↳yourinstagram this is what i keep trying to tell myself smh

benchilwell how long did it take to set your room up for this picture😂

↳yourinstagram longer than u last in bed

landonorris you don’t look like you’re working very hard

↳yourinstagram u drive a car for a living what wld u know abt hard work🥲🥲

masonmount✔️

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masonmount i’m pretty good with my distraction techniques

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yourinstagram i just feel sorry for u

↳masonmount shut your mouth

↳yourinstagram make me

↳masonmount now you just look desperate

kaihavertz there are children on this app

↳masonmount okay virgin mary👍

rlc is that a chain👀

↳yourinstagram he’s trying out a new style

calteck10 you two are just like a teenage couple

↳masonmount you don’t have to be jealous if you ask nicely y/n might let you join

↳yourinstagram we have actually been looking for a third, how tall are u

↳calteck10 taller than mase

↳yourinstagram brilliant, text me x

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yourinstagram the mood for today😴😴

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sophiaaemelia gorgeous girly

↳yourinstagram just come here and kiss me already x

↳sophiaaemelia say no more im omw

masonmount my pretty girl

↳yourinstagram love u masey❤️❤️

masonmount what’s under that duvet

↳yourinstagram why don’t u come home and find out😼😼

declanrice studying proper hard aren’t you🤨

↳yourinstagram how many gcse’s do u have liam gallagher ?

↳declanrice fuck off🤣

↳lauren_fryer she just mugged you right off

masonmount✔️

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masonmount stolen by the laptop once again

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yourinstagram not my fault all u ever talk abt is football and kai

↳masonmount sorry that kai is funnier than you

↳yourinstagram kai tells u jokes in german so u don’t even understand

↳kaihavertz he’s in the top 10 on duo lingo

↳reecejames wondered why you two kept hiding in the laundry room together🤐🤐

masonmount brought you for coffee to be your personal cheerleader and you’ve barely even looked at me

↳yourinstagram cheer louder, can’t hear u over the sound of the coffee girls second heart beat

itsamelewigi take the hint mase she’s sick of you

↳masonmount daft if you think she could ever get sick of me

sanchooo10 mate post a selfie or something you’re like y/n 2.0

↳masonmount my missus is fit sancho let me show her off

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yourinstagram few free hours?? sneak into cobham✅

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yourinstagram mason’s looking extra fit today so i thought i’d share x

yourinstagram masonmount gonna show me some tricks w that tongue😼😼

↳masonmount someone’s feeling needy today

↳yourinstagram can u blame me when you’ve been running around in those whore shorts

kepaarrizabalaga thanks for showing mason up in the pen shootout

↳yourinstagram i had the best teacher😙

reecejames what number you getting on the back of your shirt

↳yourinstagram was thinking 69

↳benchilwell why do you have the humour of a 13 year old boy

↳yourinstagram probably bc i spend half my time with u

tammyabraham can you stop posting mason i’m about to drown in the tears of his fans

↳yourinstagram i don’t think it’s tears ur drowning in tam

↳masonmount turn your phone off and get back to ted bundy

masonmount✔️

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masonmount my girl’s smarter than yours😜

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itsamelewigi well done squish!!! drinks on me tonight❤️❤️

reecejames congrats y/n!!! the better half of this weird relationship

yourinstagram cant believe u refused to post the pic w my tits out🙄🙄

↳masonmount saving those for later

benchilwell yooooooo smarty pants

chunkz you’ve been outdone here mase

↳masonmount i cant even pretend to be mad about it😂

thiagosilva well deserved🥳🥳

tammyabraham “my girl” down bad bro

↳masonmount locked down🤣🤣

lauren_fryer pretty, smart, funny, can make mint sunday roasts, she’s too good for you mount

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yourinstagram COMPLETED IT MATE💃💃these past three years have been hell but all the crying made me sexier

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masonmount that’s my girl❤️

sasha__rebecca she’s hot AND smart, so proud of you gorgeous🤍🤍

↳yourinstagram loving u the most!!!

declanrice so can you like solve crime now???

↳yourinstagram shall we test it out?

↳judebellingham 999 i think i’m about to witness a murder

masonmount can’t wait to show off how smart you are to everyone

↳yourinstagram please don’t, i only associate with degree level people now

↳masonmount okay but you’re literally friends with kai

↳yourinstagram u know how much i love helping out with charity

jazbenham so so proud of you!! no one deserves this more❤️❤️

↳yourinstagram love u sm jaz!! <3

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masonmount proud is an understatement, no words could ever describe how incredibly happy i am for you. you’ve worked harder than anyone i know these past few years and missed out on so many things you love just so you could get this degree, i love you more than you could ever know baby❤️

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masonmount got something extra special for you tonight😏

↳yourinstagram does it rhyme with stick

↳masonmount no it rhymes with lake get your head out of the gutter

yourinstagram thank u for putting up w my terrible mood swings and 4am mornings💙💙

yungchalobah this is the soppiest thing ive ever seen from you but congrats y/n!!! smarter than all of us together

↳masonmount she still has to count on her fingers.

↳yungchalobah yeah but she has a degree what do you have mount

↳masonmount trophies.

↳yourinstagram u constantly talking abt ur trophies is actually giving me the ick

lukeshaw if i thought you were punching before you’re definitely punching now

cesarazpi you next mase💪😂

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yourinstagram surprise trip to paris for graduating? my bf is better than urs <3

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masonmount my favourite girl🤍

↳yourinstagram i love you so much xxxx

benchilwell fake news it’s a green screen

↳yourinstagram sorry not all of us stay locked up in our shag pads x

↳benchilwell that’s just because you can’t afford a shag pad

↳yourinstagram chilly residence? porn star central

↳masonmount uncalled for🤣

itsamelewigi mason’s never taken me to paris

↳declanrice that’s because you don’t sleep with him

↳yourinstagram neither do i

↳declanrice my spare bedroom would suggest otherwise

↳yourinstagram shhh the mason girls can see

sophiaaemelia this might be the nicest thing he’s ever done

↳yourinstagram he’s a try hard🙄

[pricechecktranslations]

in response to my last question: no prob! i understand i shouldve been more specific. the kind of thing im looking for is pretty much anything with very confusing lore i can solve bc i enjoy that typa thing. also yes, anime style is preferred but anything similar is fine ^^ it could be either novels or songs, or both, i like the concept of there being multiple kinds of media for one series. i do enjoy fantasy, especially when it has a dark turn.

(apologies if my typing is off, im just waking up & its 7 in the morning ; ; )

also thank u !!

Hm… (under the cut because this has gotten a bit long)

So, in case you didn't see the replies on the first ask, there's Kingdom Hearts if you've never checked it out. I myself have only seen the first and second game, but there's a ton of installments (both video game, novel, and comic, etc) to piece together, it's a blend of Final Fantasy and Disney (so, anime and cartoon, basically), and it's a pretty classic fantasy series with a bit of darkness in it (though, I would still say kid-friendly darkness). There's also the PutinP series, which is admittedly far less convoluted than Evillious but still fairly interesting to get into--a lot of its more confusing aspects come from the way the series is framed and the myriad cultural references it makes, albeit.

Let's see…There's the Xenoblade Saga, to get back into video games for a second--I've seen the first and second, but I've heard the third is good, and there's definitely a lot of complex lore to get through that might throw you for a loop. Like Evillious it's a cross-blend of fantasy and sci-fi (to the point where I almost wonder if mothy was inspired by some of the first game's lore sometimes), and it features some pretty heavy topics for a family-friendly series. Each game has new protagonists and a new setting, so it's also an anthology of sorts. There's probably quite a few other works I could recommend along these lines--Fate/Stay Night (I understand it began as a visual novel and has branched into a huge multi-media franchise), Final Fantasy, etc, but unfortunately there aren't many I'm personally familiar with.

While this is definitely not in the same ballpark stylistically as it's a Western author, you might be interested in the novels of Brandon Sanderson as well--I've been recently getting into his works and so far I've found his worldbuilding and magic systems to be extremely tight and consistent, his characters to be well fleshed out, and his lore to be deeply fascinating. He has more than one series, but many (or all?) of them take place in the same multiverse, which each one building slightly on the greater mythos in addition to their own world. I'd recommend starting with the Mistborn trilogy, if that interests you.

For manga, you might be interested in checking out the works of CLAMP, a female manga artist group who have made such works as Cardcaptor Sakura, Chobits, and Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle. I myself have only really read xxxHolic, but from what I recall, most of their series take place in the same multiverse as well (at the very least, xxxHolic and Tsubasa are definitely linked to each other), and it can be a bit of a challenge to piece all of the components together.

And of course, even though I've only seen the first arc so far, I would be remiss if I didn't bring up the "When they Cry" series--a set of visual novels with a complex puzzle-plot that gets built upon as you go. The first one is Higurashi, and the second one is Umineko. These are horror games, mind, so be wary when going into it if you're squeamish because they can get quite gruesome. These also come with manga and anime adaptations, but I'm not as interested in those if I'm honest.

There's no end to series out there with confusing lore and stories, but hopefully this is a decent selection I've listed here that at least have some passing resemblance to the tone of Evillious.

[1eaf-me-alone]

Being Apogender.

i wanted to write this because there is next to no information online, I searched for a very long time online and found 1 very short definition of what apogender is (which is partially wrong but I’ll get to that later) 1 very grainy and old video online (which contained the same definition) and one post on tumblr- titled something like “the subsets of agender” or something like that- with again the same defenition.

My goal is to make this more widely known and spread, so other people can figure themselves out too.

1 thing before I start: I am apogender, this is based on my feelings, the short defenition I’ve found online and my experience. I’m still quite new to this term so please don’t blast me.

Just to let you know, this is the apogender flag:

It’s dark green, green, black in the middle then green and then dark green.

the symbolism of its colours :

Dark green: it is used to represent third gender identities and all those who identity off the traditional gender spectrum.

green: Green is for nonbinary gender, because green is the inverse of lavender (a mixture of pink and blue, meaning a mix of female and male)

Black: is for absence of gender

the defenition of apogender online is:

Apogender is subset of agender in which you feel not only genderless but entirely removed from the concept of gender.

Being “genderless” is still in relation to the concept of gender, being without gender or feeling void of a gender. Agender isn’t Apogender since it is still referring to the concept of gender. However, Apogender is a term used to describe someone who feels they are totally without the concept of gender.

The term can be considered a oxymoron, since it is given a label in the gender community, even given the term “gender” in its name, even though the person identifying as this feels as though they are entirely removed from the concept of gender. Because of this, many “Apogendered“ people don’t use this term or any terms at all, since what they feel is removed entirely of the concept of gender and does not have a place on the gender spectrum.

and yes, that’s everything I’ve found in the entire internet. No other context, just that No videos, No nothing.

firstly, I would like to add that Apogender being a subset of agender is incorrect, reason being that agender still has something to do with gender-that being that you have none, apogender is that you feel entirely removed from the concept of gender. Agender, and still has something to do with gender, even if you don’t have a gender you’re still following the concept of not having one.

Apogender on the other hand is you feel entirely removed from the concept of gender.

to explain (and this is what I feel) I don’t feel genderless-that still relates to gender, I don’t feel like I belong/don’t belong to a gender. I’m just me. I’m not associated to a gender- I was just born on this Earth, and that’s it. I don‘t associate with the concept of gender- as in I don‘t feel part of anything that relates to it, I don’t lack gender, I’m just not. I don’t feel anything towards the idea of gender and that’s it. (sorry idk if that makes sense , it’s hard for me to explain.)

I asked someone (anonymous) who is also apo. This is their response:

“If someone's nonbinary, you still

acknowledge the concept of

gender in the fact that you have

none- even if vou don't have a

gender, you're still sort of following

the concept of it by not having one

Apogender, on the other hand, or

at least to my understanding, isn't

like "I'm nonbinary' because that

means you still feel a lack of

gender- for me it's just feeling

nothing towards the idea of

gender, whether it's having one or

not.”

im not connected to a gender, I don’t associate with it- I’m just me and I think of it like “oh yeah I’m alive.”

im probably gonna keep adding to this as time grows and I feel and get to know myself well.”

edit: Apogender is a subset of nonbinary because as I understand it now, no binary just means not fitting within the gender binaries and if I go with that definition Apogender does in fact not fit with the gender binaries

please share this post so it can get around to more people and make this ”gender” -which isn’t even a gender. More well known. Thanks for listening :)

[corpsentry]

january: an art retrospective

i did some stuff last month (but it’s a lot of stuff and there’s a photodump + some Serious Fucking Reflection, so it’s all below the cut)

so ok, let’s start with this. here are some heads. each head has a red arrow. that red arrow is what i call the red line of the devil. it’s the slope of the face from the side of the eye to the cheekbone and then down towards the chin. up until like 2 weeks ago, i couldn’t draw it. i couldn’t fucking draw it. i would edit over that part of the face over and over again until i was frustrated and tired and i had a raging homosexual headache and it still never looked right. notice that each head is different. notice that each head looks wrong.

at the start of 2021 i finally admitted to myself, as per the image above, that i was deeply, deeply unhappy with my art. what was the problem? i dunno. but i decided i was going to fix it and i was going to do so via another one scribble a day event wherein for every day of january i would find a photo of a human head, and i would draw it.

january 1st, 2021. i was embarrassed to tweet this even on my private account where like 5 friends and a rock would see it. in retrospect, you can also see all of my bad habits emerging like dicks from a hole in the ground. it’s disproportionate. the brows look flat. the eyes are slanting upwards. the entire drawing looks flat, like this isn’t a 3d person but a caricature of one.

january 2nd, 3rd, 4th:

on the 2nd i decided to start a separate thread for doodles and applied learning. here’s the first set of tests

the rest of the week is kind of uneventful so we’re going to skip those. fast forward to january 11th

this one is especially bad. i am acutely aware, suddenly, that i am not changing anything at all. i’m stressed and miserable about it because i’m still trying to see people as people and trying to draw people that look attractive and proportionate and hot. my friend, leny, reminds me that i need to think about faces in terms of planes. i have a moment. my other friend masha sends me some links to anatomy tutorials. i have another moment.

january 11th. applied sketch

january 13th is when i start the troubleshooting process. the link above drives me mad because i’m pretty happy with the face but then i realize that there’s something very fucking wrong with the shape of the head LOL and then i realize that i’ve never had any idea what the proportion of the face to the rest of the skull is so i grit my teeth and i open a new canvas and i

bald studies. it seemed like the right thing to do. can’t draw heads? ok draw some heads. look at some photographs. i traced each photo but tried to stick to straight lines so that i could replicate the shapes more easily. i broke each face down into shapes. i thought about airplanes

i got really excited. i started doing studies, then applied studies, then stylized studies.

sketches. i’m not sure what’s going on (as always) and it’s very rough, but they look different from the sketches i did on january 2nd. that’s a start

january 16th’s daily study. looks more like a person now. juuuuuust a bit

more applied studies

on the 18th i take a break and go stare at some lips because i don’t understand how the fuck they work. again, i focus on shapes, on volume, on the fact that these things exist in 3d. holy fuck lips exist in 3d. holy fuck we are real

january 19th. i’m working on it.

january 22nd. some sketches + a daily study. it has finally occurred to me that heads can tilt up and down and that things look different accordingly. yes i was not aware of this before. yes i have been drawing for over a decade.

january 23rd. by this point after doing my daily sketch i almost always go back and do an applied study which is basically to say i drew a lot of fucking links. this one looks kind of okay. i’m kind of proud

january 25th. links. trying to make sense of everything i’ve learned

26th, 27th, 28th. daily studies

january 1st. january 31st

The End Of The Photo Dump (dab)

ok NOW i get to talk about what i discovered while studying the shit out of human beings

FIRST OF ALL, there is something precious and magical about drawing shit without the explicit knowledge that you’re going to tweet that shit out to 45 people later. it takes the burden of perception off your shoulders and that does something to you, or at least that’s my theory. i told myself i wouldn’t post any of this stuff until the end of the month (if i wanted to post it at all) and kept everything off my public social media accounts and that meant i could draw ugly as hell without worrying about who would point and laugh, which i absolutely fucking did. a lot of these are fucking trainwrecks. most of these are fucking trainwrecks. why do they look like that?? why??? this doesn’t look like the work of someone who’s allegedly been drawing since they were in kindergarten, does it?????

here’s why: because that person took a huge motherfucking swing at everything they’d ever known about art and spent a month building something new in its place. the abstract explanation is that i grew up on shoujo and weird old anime and my understanding of anatomy was unironically kamichama karin and while i love kamichama karin, when kamichama karin is your rule even if you try to break it, you’re going to end up going nowhere. “you have to know the rules to break them”, yeah? well i didn’t know shit. the abstract explanation is i’ve been miserable about my art for a few years now because i saw other people doing things effortlessly which i couldn’t and instead of going back to the basics, i tried to do what they did (not plagiarism, mind you, i mean i literally tried to copy the red line of the devil i mentioned above because i couldn’t even make that happen) and then i fucking failed.

the simple explanation is this. i had to unlearn everything, and relearn it again (like some kind of new renaissance clown, what the fuck is this?)

take this for example. all my life i’ve drawn faces in the order: eyes, nose, mouth, face shape, head. this works for some people, im aware, but it was something central to how i had always drawn, so i decentralized it. i said fuck you to the old me and changed the order up. now i start with the nose, then the eyes, mouth, the chin line, and the sides of the face. now i force myself to think about the human head as a series of parts interacting with each other instead of a bunch of disparate features which i want to look pretty.

or let’s use this zelda from last year. something about this looked wrong last october, the way something about all of my drawings looked wrong, but i couldn’t pinpoint it for hell the way i couldn’t articulate Any of my feelings about the visual arts. now, looking back, here’s what i see. that nose is sticking out far too much given how she’s not really facing very far away from the camera. that ear at the back shouldn’t be there. her forehead is too big. she doesn’t have a forehead. what the fuck is up with the shape of her head?

so apparently reject modernity embrace tradition has its roots in alt-right terminology and i’m not very horny for the alt-right (you understand), but the spirit survives here. you know sometimes you have to admit that you have no idea what the fuck you’re doing and draw people for 31 days. i’ve spent my whole life drawing stylized people and while again there are artists who have no issue with this, i veered off the track of the Good and the Holy and couldn’t get back on. i had no point of reference because i’d never thought about what an actual human being looks like, so i had no way to fix what i knew in my gut looked wrong but wouldn’t come out better.

this was hard. this was like oikawa tooru swallowing his worthless pride and admitting that ushijima wakatoshi had gotten the best of him for the last time in his high school career, but in haikyuu!! by furudate haruichi oikawa tooru fucks off to argentina and then joins the argentinean national team, and you know what, i think i’ve made it to argentina (not the team just the country). as per the golden rule of dont fucking move until you’re at least two thirds of the way through the month, i only started trying to draw Shit shit on like the 22nd or something, but i was happy with that i created. i am happy with what i’ve done. i’ve posted like 2 things this month that involve people with what i now call ~applied Knowledge~~ and they’re, like, not perfect obviously (perfection is an unattainable ideal), but i’m fucking proud of them. i didn’t spend 5 hours hunched over my laptop adjusting the red line of the devil because it’s not a devil’s line anymore. because i finally sorta get how people work. because i sat down and i said ‘we are not going to fuck with this misery shit anymore’ and then i did that. it’s just a line now.

here are 2 collages tracking my painstakingly carved out progress from january 2nd to february 2nd because i’m a slut for collages

and here’s what i’ve done to my art! the same person drew these but also Not Really! you know! for the first time in a year i don’t immediately hate what i’ve drawn. you know what guys? art is fucking fun. zelda’s forehead doesn’t scare me anymore because i know how foreheads fucking work now, and i don’t know everything, and i’m going to keep troubleshooting stuff as i go (i want to draw a skeleton. like a. i want to draw a goddamn skeleton guys) but i’m honestly and genuinely proud of what i’ve done in the span of a month, and i’m also in disbelief. i started this month-long challenge out as a last ditch effort to make peace with my art because i’ve been tired for a long time and i was ready to kick the bucket on drawing people altogether. i didn’t think anything would happen. nothing’s happened for years. i’ve been miserable for years.

this was the caption for january 1st, 2021. i was super, super fucking embarrassed and it looks like super fucking shit, but you know what, i think i did in fact triumph over the bullshit. surprisingly enough, when you put in consistent effort into something, You Will See Results. didn’t see that coming, did you? i know i didn’t.

this isn’t a success story. it’s a happiness story. i never gave a shit damn about the institute of art or whatever, i was just mad at myself because what i saw in my head didn’t match up with what was on the canvas. and now it’s getting better. now i’m calibrating the compass. now drawing not just backgrounds but also people is exciting to me, and i can stick my links in your face and tell you ‘they hot’. i’m going to keep doing that. i’m going to keep going until i drop off the side of the earth and then spiral towards mars like some kind of fairy, and then i’m going to create something beautiful.

thanks for reading. here’s a pr department link for sticking around until the end

[felikatze]

Do you ever think about how in Yan's Children of the City theme the first lyric having a Prescript that is like "sleep for a total of 800 hours a day" and while you can put this as the Prescript being absurd as always you can also consider the parallel between him and lob Angela and robot Angela has to perceive time 100 times faster, 800 divine 100 will equal a sensible 8 hours of sleep? I thought that was interesting

i have 3 hours to kill let's GO

that is genuienly so fascinating thank you anon for pointing that out!

i will get into Yan Angela parallels later probably but this turned into a lyric analysis of Children of the City.

sorry not sorry.

at first i thought it was about the unfairness of the prescripts, because the first one is straight up impossible ("sleep for 800 hours a day"), the second one is possible but absurd and uncomfortable ("drink a litre of milk"), and the third one is easy ("warm up before you go play").

It's also neat that the first and the last can both be taken to be impossible in nature. ("Do not go home until you finish reading the value of E") and additionally, with your observation, they're both mathematical. Generally a lot of the prescripts appear very impersonal through precise measurement ("im 30 minutes find a groom or bride..." / "In 400 meters, turn right.")

There's so much in Children of the City that i love. For example, the chorus can also be a parallel to Angela. "Now it's time for another vendetta / going through the shelves / picking out my prewritten persona")

going through the shelves is obviously analogous to the library. The prewritten persona might mean several things: Yan's persona as a Messenger may be manufactured, likely to hide his own dissent initially, or personality may be one of the things that ends up being dictated.

If we compare to Angela, she too had a modus operandi dictated by her Script, diversion from which only served to extend her time. Her nature as L Corp's secretary was manufactured for her purpose, hiding her internal rebellion until she found the opportunity to execute it.

I also find "Now it's time for another vendetta" interesting, because it makes rebellion seem routine, referencing how Yan's "rebellion" had already been accounted for by the Prescripts.

The next lines are my favourite metaphor in the whole song. "Children of the City sees only the neon stars / reflected upon the murky gutter sky." Putting this together, it means people living in the City are just so busy or tired or what have you to look up at the sky, so the only stars they see are neon billboards reflected in puddles on the street. It gives the image of heads cast eternally downward as people go about their dreary days.

The first verse consists of prescripts both mundane and brutal, but the second verse is more familiar. "Pick up a knife and stab a familiar warm body / learned to fight before I knew love or bitterness of coffee." The previous may have been prescripts Yan handed out, but I think this is one he experienced, since he mentions that the prescripts cost him his entire family and he almost lost faith before he was promoted to Messenger because of this.

"Snippy scissors cut down the strings / I set myself free / Only to figure out everything I chose was by proxy." This one's meaning is kind of obvious: Yan believed he freed himself from the prescripts, when in actuality he wasn't. It also taps into the symbolism of the strings which weave the prescripts (in themselves a reference to the loom of fate, with the weaver even being named moriae, after the goddesses of fate.)

(Also, "for the puppets on tv / there is comfort in the strings" anyone?)

Verse 1 has Yan executing his duty as Messenger, Verse 2 has him trying to rebel, and Verse 3 is the aftermath of failure, trying to accept "I now know I must be comfortable being / Who I considered worthless" with "who [he] considered worthless" being people who blindly followed prescripts without thinking about them. As his plan burned, he too became part of the people who "other than to expand, [...] had no purpose."

"Follow the city's ribbon / To a heart nobody seems to listen," may be Yan following the prescripts to their origin, but it's also phrased as a command. Following this command leads to "[...] my heart being broken and broken again / To know that I am the reason why / The sufferings never end."

Lastly Yan comes to the realization that, because the prescripts are arbitrary, he as the Messenger, as the one who hands people their prescripts, is responsible for the suffering they cause, for the tragedies he has witnessed over and over.

This has been lyric analysis of Children of the City, why yes I do write straight As on english exams.

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Haikyuu SakuAtsu fanfic recs: series edition ;)

ALRIGHT LOVES, BUCKLE UP! IM FORCING MYSELF TO FIND MOTIVATION LOL

As I was making that cursed SakuAtsu fanfic rec post (it really is cursed, but it’ll get done eventually cause I do love the SakuAtsu too much, when tho? only god know LOL), I decided that if I’m gonna finish it, imma have to break it up. SO that’s why this is our lovely series edition post LOL. Originally, it WAS writers, tags, series, then single fics BUT I decided to scrap tags and even then I was like it’s too long..... And so, this post materialized LOL (mayhaps writers next? who knows anymore cause I certainly don’t LOL). These are ONLY some of the series that I absolutely adore, and I say some because 1) the tag is literally like 4k fics long and I was on like page 20 something and I have SO many tabs open rn for SakuAtsu, so chances are I missed one or five LOL :’((((( and 2) my ao3 account hasn’t been made yet (should’ve done this a looooooong time ago) and so I don’t have them all saved anywhere :( (these just sound like excuses LMFAO) So these are just the ones I saw and was like OOP I LOVE and then added LOL (and so they’re in no particular order hehe). I also didn’t *** any of them cause they’re all so freakin good and even if you randomly chose one, you will not be disappointed.

As per usual, pls check WARNINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES for series and each individual fic before reading and make sure you’re taking care of yourselves (since mental health is key!) Stay healthy loves <3

I would also be more careful cause there are a lot more TW in these fics than other ships!

Terminal Curiosity by favspacetwink, moonlumie (E) // CHECK WARINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES!!! this is one of the BEST series I’ve read for this ship and even though I tend not to read WIP, IT’S WORTH IT! Please read ALL the tags before going into any of the fics in this series because there’s some real spicy stuff that may not be your cup of tea!

your highs and lows by astroeulogy (T,M,E) // this fic made me go on a roller coaster of feels from start to (tentative) finish :))) It’s great and I love it AHHHHH The progression in their relationship is just so ajfkjsf, and I just adore how Atsumu just broke(?) during that first fic and the number of double takes he did, v relatable LOL.

Different Kinds of Dysfunctional by DeathBelle (T,E) // I LOVE the entrance to this fic and how it flowed so well. I think Atsumu is characterized really well throughout this series (I could totally see Atsumu bringing the same thing up over and over again LOL), and his development was done beautifully (You just want to make me say it.,,, Kinda, yeah.). I really freakin love this series so please go ahead and read it don’t be shy hehehe.

we call everything on the ice, "love" by awkwardedgeworth (T) // I LOVE this fic omg,,, it’s in series, but it’s only two fics LOL... Anyway, Notte Stellata is one of my favorite SakuAtsu fics and I have reread it way TOO many times and the fanpage fic IS SO AMAZING (AND FUNNY ASF PLS). I really love ice skating AU’s too so this really made this ‘series’ all the more better <333333

know you better & related stories by theglitterati (T,M,E) // this is definitely one of the best relationship development series I’ve read, I love it so much! It really touches all the bases, and the progression is just SO good. It really is the fic version of the get along shirt, extended edition LOL.

flutterbird (a collection of sakuatsu one-shots) by wordstruck (T,M,E) // this series is such an easy pick up because it’s a bunch of one-shots (esp. if you’re not into smut cause there is some), BUT all of them are def worth a read. Personally, the third one, the sakusa kiyoomi listography, is my favorite (cause imma sucker for Sakusa), but that’s just personal preference hehe :)

Atsumu + Sakusa + The National = ? by isaksara (syailendra) (T,M) // this is another stand alone fic series but with AUs :D I don’t even know like most (ie. all) of the references (LMFAO), but I still read all of them LOL. Again, a personal favorite (without any references LOL) is the second one, famous angels (never come through england), it’s really funny and good and I just love it okay?

Better For Us Both by abrandnewheart (M) // (this was CP from my angst fic rec post LOL tho it is slightly edited cause istg my writing style changes every post LOL) THE MUG FIC. There is a sequel and when I saw it, it took me another week to read it cause I was like,,, am I ready to have my heart break again? No LOL. But the sequel is actually not as angst (but there’s still angst), so if you want to be like semi-broken or whatever, just read the sequel LOL (also it’s Sakusa POV HEHE). It’s so sad and it made me physically hurt every time someone even mentioned mugs afterwards (LOL why am I so dramatic but it’s the truth :///). Go ahead and hurt with me. You should read it even if you don’t like angst because you know what they say, no pain no gain :’)

parallax error: angle of inclination by min_mintobe (T) // okay so technically this ‘isn’t a series’, but it is two fic that are related, and what is that if not A SERIES :DDDDD Anyway, I really love this fic enough that I would find loopholes in my own dang post to recommend it LOL. I really love the service ace bet between Sakusa and Atsumu (I do think it is a superior headcannon (it’s hc right?)) but I also love what’s left unsaid by both in each other’s POVs hehe. If you want to go straight to Sakusa’s POV (cause their different POVs of the same fic), here it is parallax error: line of sight. You can read either first, but I recommend you read both eventually :)

to make any other mistake by honeymilktea (rosevtea) (T) // I, myself, am a very big fan of college Haikyuu (tho idk if it seems like that LOL), and this fic is very much up my alley hehe. I really like the idea that they are both TA’s and that Atsumu would totally bribe Sakusa into fake dating him as well as Sakusa wearing his brightest outfits to spite Atsumu.

How Do You Know? by awkwardedgeworth (T) // these fics are both so funny omg. The google search histories, the trial and error, and just everything in these two fics gives me so much dopamine LOL. There’s one POV for both end of the ship, though their tragedies are slightly different.

the human disaster chronicles by firtree (G,T) // is this another Atsumu gay panic fic? Yes, yes it is and I have absolutely no shame in recommending it hehe. I realllllllly like this fic and Atsumu having a break down cause Sakusa didn’t follow his routine? It is the move. Anyway, pls read this series cause like the title suggests, it really is a disaster (but at least there’s love right? LOL).

I Love You (Though it's Inadvisable) by Anubis_2701 (T) // okay the series itself is a wip (as in only one fic for now LOL), but the fic is so good, I couldn’t leave it off :))))) First, I do love a good soulmate AU and although I’m not a big fan on the body switching AUs, THIS one was SO good!!! It gets really cheesy and fluff at the end, but the beginning of this fic was just so immaculate, that we’re gonna ignore how much the ending made me want to stick my head into a hole (cause it was so FLUFF OMG).

The Germaphobe and the Asshole by metaandpotatoes (T,E) // so this series is also actually a WIP, but it’s okay I only read the first and the last one anyway cause they’re basically stand alone’s LOL. This series focuses a lot on Sakusa’s mysophobia, so if you’re not a fan of the hc, you should prolly pass hehe. TBH, my favorite is the third one, Avoidance Behavior, but that’s mainly cause I really like SunaOsa and I love the brother bond in it!

you are the cause of my euphoria by SugarHighs (T) // ajsfljksadhjkdfk is my first thoughts while reading this series cause ATSUMU WOULD. He would start posting thirst trap pics (which really reminded me of Wonho) in order to prove he was the most good looking member of MSBY. Tho, we do love the clowning of one Sakusa Kiyoomi, as done in the third fic (PLEASE NUMBER 17 AND Cheezel). Even if you can’t get yourself to read the other fics, read the third one, 5 Ways To Tell If The Person You're Dating Is The One, for the free serotonin boost plsplspls.

'basis' - noun. the underlying foundation for an idea or process. by auvelli (T) // like I said, college AU is a great AU, love it. This one, I do love indeed. We do stan having microwaves and mini fridges hehe. I support the ramen endeavors but oatmeal is gross, I said what I said. Anyway, I love the tags in the second fic, so even if you don’t end up reading it, read the tags,,,, they’re funny okay?

and i press you to the pages of my heart by volchitsae (T) // I LOVE THIS ONE, teehee again the college AU makes another appearance LOL. I REALLY love this writer, and this one is so funny but cute at the same time. It’s another two POV fic, but you’ll want to read this one in order hehe. Again, the ending is so FLUFF, that my head wanted to take a visit to the underground BUT ITS OKAY.

affection and acid reflux by volchitsae (T) // so the first fic is ~angst~ but IT GETS BETTER OKAY, happy endings. HAPPY ENDINGS. Anyway, there’s some really cute Sakusa in this one (esp. when he talks to the boy at the village LOVE HIM) and a healthy amount of angst as well. I really like this fic and guess what it is? Say it with me, COLLEGE AU LOL.

how big the hourglass, how deep the sand by volchitsae (E) // did I just recommend the same writer three times in a row? Yup and I think that says something LOL (tbh I like some of their stand alone fics more tho LMFAO but that doesn’t mean these series are bad nononono not at ALL (this sounded sarcastic but that was not the intention LOL)). This one is ~magical~ (v literally) and has some kinky stuff (holy water ftw) in it, so tread carefully :) I would make sure to read the tags before each one because it gets kinda steamy LOL.

^^ if I had to choose between these three, I liked and i press you to the pages of my heart the most just cause the plot was my type LOL. But they’re all good hehe.

a study on you(th) and reverie by sieges (G,T) // this series is such a sad series :( The first two are the only SakuAtsu but the third one is an angst Osamu one so there’s that LOL (and ofc the fourth one is KuniYama (is that their ship name idk)) But the first one is a moving on fic (which I liked) and the second is like basically a fake break up (which I liked more LOL) and both have some nice shares of angst and fluff so choose your battles wisely (or just read both LOL).

Burden of Blame by DeathBelle (E) // CHECK WARINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES!!! ah yes, the mafia fic LOL. I REALLY LOVE THIS FIC. I felt so bad for Atsumu the entire fic and yes it is, ATSUMU BEST BOY time. Did I really just recommend this series AGAIN for the THIRD TIME in THREE SEPARATE POSTS? Apparently LMFAO I didn’t even know TBH LOL. I just really like this one,,,,,, okay? But pls Atsumu just here for the ride man cause he BEST BOY. Anyway, if you want to see my other comments of this fic that I forgot I did links here :D (links and here are two separate links to two separate posts LOL).

OKAY so that’s most of the series that I saw and was like gotta put this here LOL. And do you see how long this is (I know I’m missing so many series I like istg when I find them later imma cry or just make another post LOL).... Can you imagine how long my actual fic fic one is LOL (i’m not kidding tho it’s so long I might just do fics with their actual summaries instead of adding my invalid, piss poor reviews :/). Ugh the more I think about it, the more I lose motivation to finish LMFAO, so imma go be no thoughts head empty, but I hope you enjoyed reading these series! I love SakuAtsu SO much, so there’s lots more to come (is that good or bad idek). I know I was kinda lazy on the warnings (my bad), so I hope you all were attentive and made sure to check before reading! Also if there are any errors, send me a message/ask! PLS, they’re v embarrassing LOL. (Also tell me if I forget to cap my I’s bc I do that sometimes and I can’t tell cause of the font LMFAO.) The way my posts get slightly more chaotic every time I post LOL.

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Responses from the Opera Screencaps Captioning Quiz

Hello, everyone, and thank you for taking my quiz! I had SO MUCH fun reading your captions-- there were several times I literally started crying from laughing so hard at the amazingness of your work! With that in mind, the captions (which I will continue to add onto as more people take it):

(also, thank you to @dichterfuerstin​ for translating the German captions I got)

originally taken from: the Wiener Staatsoper’s 2020 production of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s Die Entführung aus dem Serail, featuring Regula Mühlemann (center) as Blonde, Michael Laurenz (right) as Pedrillo, and an unnamed extra (left) as the Grim Reaper

Responses:

(Backstage warm-up) “ok so someone dropped the pulse”

me and my friends watching the fire burn after doing arson

Introducing the polycule to the parents

*boom* ... did...you guys hear that too?

Ma Signor !

Knight in whinging armour gone wrong, look at how he holds the egg. Polyamory with weird knight and death.

the father, son and the holy ghost are very gay

the gays meeting for brunch, 2021, colorized

chicken lady forces death and a very flamboyantly homosexual anthropomorphized pink bird to be parents of her egg (they dont want to be)

That’s just me and my friends on our night out (before covid rip)-- closest

A Good Friday night

good omens (2019)

["the pocket guide to boy/girl/mischief" meme] who's the boy and who's the mischief though????

Papageno and Papagena take their first-born egg trick-or-treating

Angry Birds - The Musical. A pig stole an egg and the bird unites with death to take revenge.

I love my bird wife

Someone got murdered during the funky chicken dance

throuple murders child and steals sibling of said child

When you and your friends have widely different tastes in literature

angel leading twink to his rightful place (hell)

draco malfoy from a very potter musical and a death eater are very much in the wrong show

What have I gotten myself into

Mlm/wlw solidarity but I’m not telling who is who

A woman stands with a pink dipshit with an egg and a reaper.

A bird-couple makes a pact with Death, sacrificing their first-born bird-child in order to bring good luck upon their unborn bird-baby

There are three types of people on Halloween:

Uh oh, I don’t think the mother hen is very happy about this...

oh god, they’ve invented seussical. It’s too early!

gay brunch

Three little maids from school are we

guys maybe if we dress gay enough we can distract everyone from the dead flapper bee in the back

those three killed a duck for her egg and are facing the conswquences.

Duck has egg with human, shocked and upset due to biological impossibility

When you bout to make a banging omelet so you invite your fellow queers

"No mortal man could pass that egg, but heaven shall repair your rectum."

originally taken from: the Salzburg Festival’s 2007 production of Hector Berlioz’s Benvenuto Cellini, featuring Maija Kovalevska (left) as Teresa Balducci, Laurent Naouri (center, in chimney) as Fieramosca, and Burkhard Fritz (right) as Benvenuto Cellini

Responses:

“In this same interlude it doth befall That I, one Snout by name, present a wall; And such a wall, as I would have you think, That had in it a crannied hole or chink, Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby, Did whisper often very secretly. This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show That I am that same wall; the truth is so: And this the cranny is, right and sinister, Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.” - a midsummer night’s dream, act v scene 1

"ah yes a prime specimen. see here, right in this box is our one of a kind hob goblin that can be all yours for the low low price of your soul"

what, YOU don't have a special eavesdropping chimney window?

Hänsel und Gretel plotting against the witch

man takes a wrong turn and ends up in a chimney, catches his girlfriend cheating-- closest

when you end up third wheeling the straight couple

lady cheats on her leather jacket wearing scummy boyfriend and when he unexpectedly comes home she hides the lover in the chimney

A straight girl and her gay best friend gossip about stuff idk

Idk Shakespeare?

experimental couples therapy feat. the chimney mf from mary poppins

Area Couple Inadvertently Traps Santa-in-Training in Chimney as they Attempt Rooftop Flirting

Landlords laugh over student renter's misfortune

I never asked for this

Ay yo lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

voyeurist listens to sandy and Danny from grease

Psssst! Did you hear about Susan? You won’t believe it!

lady and the tramp meets beauty and the beast?

human trafficking

And for just $30 you too could have your own tiny brick cage!

Psst I’m wearing assless chaps under this dress

A couple tortures a man in a box.

It's all fun and games being stuck in a chimney until your greasy uncle steals your crush from right above you-- okay ngl this could actually be a great Don Pasquale concept

Taking eavesdropping to the next level

Will you two stop being lovey dovey and let me out? SUMMER LOVIN, HAPPENED SO FAST— 

overhearing how people talk about you when they think they're alone puts you in the shithouse 

Does he know we can see him?

dear god, i am so fucking hungry, yall please just do whatever heterosexuals do so i can go eat a popsicle 

the human version of the trash man from sesame street is realizing that those two are going to fuck on his trash can 

Tmw you capture an angry short dude and start trashtalking him where he can hear 

Omg what if we kissed but we actually kissed the lil goblin man under us

"Remember, don't feed him after midnight"

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Leonardo Estevez (right, on fake horse) as Le Comte d’Oberthal

Responses:

“When I said we needed to drain the swamp I didn’t think there were people actually living there”

horse? what horse? no sir i dont know what horse youre referring to.

definitely don't have a napoleon complex going on

King stole La Scala‘s Lohengrin set

king breaks all his horses, has to use statue dragged by servants as transportation because he’s too kingly too walk

Emperor Söder and his subjects on a carnival procession

man on horse makes a big deal out of being on a horse

That’s not Zeffirelli because the horse is not alive

Who the fuck put a horse on the stage

isn't this that picture of napoleon on the horse

Area Count Thinks Citizens will be Intimidated by his Extremely Fake-looking Horse Statue-- closest

Everyone wants their turn on the giant plaster horse. Police are there to make sure everyone waits their turn.

Night out with the lads

Local royalty horrified at the state of his own damn kingdom

gay army fights different gay aesthetics-- hi author how does it feel to be the funniest fucking person on this quiz

Well at least I LOOK badass

ceasar if he hadn't gotten stabbed (colourised)

some soldiers jumped out of my kindergarten fairytale collection book to burn the don carlos flemish deputies at the stake

It’s just a model

Is that how you feel pulling up in your Honda Civic, Madge?

Someone rides a horse statue in public.

Just a normal party with the bros.

what is this, some kind of crossover episode? 

Terribly sorry for all the fuss, it’s just, that is, my horse is afraid of neck ruffles. I’ve tried to talk to him about it, but he’s—whoaaa there—he said he was a french courtier in a past life and he’s allergic to English fashion 

Horse seller, listen to me! I am riding into battle. I need your strongest horse. - We have horses at home. - The horses at home: 

All hail Incitatus the king 

we are not ripping off shakespeare’s henry viii. what the fuck. this is about lenny xi you uncultured swine, go drown in a pit of your own farts 

oh god is that hamilton 

Guy Removed From Art Museum For Sitting On Statue, more at eleven 

Gay <3

Officer: This horse... is a virgin! Crowd: *cheers*

originally taken from: the Parma Verdi Festival’s 2017 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Stiffelio, featuring Maria Katzarava (left) as Lina and Luciano Ganci (right) as Stiffelio

Responses:

That One kid in class

its a mEntAL BreAkDowN *final countdown but kazoo*

*record scratch* yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here-- closest

Dad keeps monologuing, teenager is done

left: all of my concerned friends, right: my emo ass having a very public mental breakdown

the demons in the corner of my room when im just trying to sleep

lady gets mansplained to (do i need to say more, we've all been there)

It’s probably an area baritone telling off an area soprano-- sorry; it’s a tenor. soprano is right though.

That was a fake horse in the last photo right?

child comes out as gay to father at a particularly bad time

dissociation solves everything

I can't believe it's not butter

Honey we talked about this

My sleep paralysis demon is Crowley from supernatural

child has nightmare of boring job

When you start dating a singer but he won’t stop practicing at night

just an average day in a hetero marriage

what do i do my wife's having period cramps again

Stop having an existential crisis. It’s time to sing!

“No son of mine will kin Gomez Addams under MY roof”

Crowley stares into space while a teen has post nut clarity.

When he wont stop reciting jordan peterson monologues!!

Do you realize how effed you are?

Ugh, not this lecture again! Dad’s Practicing For His Experimental Indie Band Again 

asking your parents for help with your own personal situation and them just ranting off about what they went through instead of helping in any way 

Will he shut up already!

no one tell him he’s yelling in the wrong direction, no one tell him plnsbdjddhdj 

this kid is tired of his dad listening to rush limbaugh (a man who claimed to be pro life but died anyway) 

Me internally vs externally 

Daddy issues

originally taken from: the Grand Théâtre de Genève’s 2020 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Les Huguenots, featuring several chorus members

Responses:

It’s the deadly eye Of Poogley-pie. Look away, look away, As you walk by, ‘Cause whoever looks right at it Surely will die. It’s a good thing you didn’t … You did? … Good-bye. - shel Silverstein

why the fuckith? my good sir, i beg of you to put your pants back on

I hate this itchy hat

Titanic Extras hear that they have to do extra hours

people waiting to board the titanic watch someone fall off the plank

pov: you’re a time traveler

guy in the flatcap is embarrassed by patriotism and pathos

No idea. For some reason Le Marseillaise comes to mind

Is this from Harry Potter?

disneyland main street usa workers on strike

local tries to hide behind Newsies cap to avoid unpleasant but inevitable conversations. meanwhile, some very fashionable ladies look on.

"Thank fuck, 2020 was just a dream after all"

“We gather here today because this bitch got exactly what she deserved” “heaven!” “Stfu Stephanie she’s going to hell and we all know it”-- not quite but this basically happens later on in the opera (and act) so yeah (except the person in question very much Did Not Deserve It)

dc movie filter on bridgerton

america?

looks like my history teacher paused the prohibition documentary again

Who still wears page boy hats bro?

Coming out to a room of people who Already Knew That

Bitches are relieved at some party.

Several drunk people exiting getting off the subway attempting to seem sober and rational but realizing they have somehow lost all of their possessions

How tf do I act natural in this situation-- closest

“do you think any of them noticed that I don’t know the pledge of allegiance” 

It's too fucking hot outside for this outfit 

?

when hyyh yoonkook ending just hits different 

pedestrians watch in horror as the triangle shirtwaist factory burns and the workers throw themselves out of the windows from a dozen stories up 

Starting the pledge of allegiance be like 

He's having a heart attack oh no oh god oh fuck

originally taken from: if I remember correctly, the Semperoper Dresden’s 2018 semi-staging of Johann Strauss II’s Die Fledermaus, with Jonas Kaufmann as Gabriel von Eisenstein

Responses:

“William Shakespeare wrote: "To thine own self be true And it must follow, as the night the day Thou canst not then be false to any man" I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman A blonde woman Over the past three years she taught me And showed us all That being true to yourself never goes out of style Ladies and gentlemen Our valedictorian: Elle Woods!” - legally blonde the musical

eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

woooooorrrrd

Finally Jonas has graduated! It’s about time, considering he’s an international star.

what my professors think they look like

Prof. Dr. Dr. When someone tells him there are more than two genders

'and since you've now graduated high school, you'll be entering college etc. blablabla' .........meanwhile, there's a whole row of graduates daring each other to chug the cheap vodka one of them has brought in gallons (yes that happened at my graduation, lol)

Jonas darling baby <3-- can’t argue with that

I just realized I have no idea what the actual fuck happens in an opera

ok this one is just what jonas kaufmann always wears you can't fool me.

"as valedictorian i will share with you the importance of loving the floor"

"Yes, mother, my art degree will make me money!"

Graduation speakers are out, singers are in

Senior year takes a new meaninbg

mansplainer professor explains the concept of feminism to women

Your Prof when you finally turn in that missing assignment be like

younger boris johnson (derogatory)

jonas kaufmann retires from opera and takes up motivational speaking

What a fine graduation evening we’re having today

-70 points for slytherin you all have no swag

A man with a college hat sings.

An obviously greying actor trying to play a university student in a low-budget porn parody

How it feels to graduate high school after being held back for years

East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brûlée, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor-

I may not have been "cool" in high school, but in ten years you will all be working for me!

I finally got my GED!

that one guy in ur intro to cultural anthropology class who mansplains to the professor somehow fucking graduated

he;s just graduating and taking his speech too serously idk

Graduation speeches with that one dude who got held back 3 times

Smrt

originally taken from: the Metropolitan Opera’s 2011 staging of Gioachino Rossini’s Le Comte Ory with Joyce DiDonato (left) as Isolier, Diana Damrau (center) as Countess Adèle, and Juan Diego Florez (right) as Le Comte Ory (disguised as a hermit)

Responses:

There is something very [disturbing grunts] About polyamorous couples - polyamorous, Chris Fleming

jinkies

femme fatale (including to herself)

I’ll have a threesome soon !

Hot guy walks by, everyone swoons.

thirdwheeling friend does not realize the other two are having sex

When your girlfriend had „just two beers“ again

jesus is exasperated about having to drag the two ladies towards doing what he needs them to do instead of purple dramatically declaring suicidal intent over the smallest trivial matters and red being equally dramatic about declaring that it's not the way! stay alive! i love you!!

The throuple is thriving

Get off the milf

orgy

my last three braincells because im a horny slut

countess receives too much love and is confused on how to react

Rasputin's lesser known romp with a much older czarina of russia

Woman's soul leaves body

Jesus and co. are worried after another woman gets pregnant without having sex

bisexual looks at photos of celebrity couples

When you go to the party to socialize with new people but your weirdo friend group starts getting clingy

Jesus cumming

one of those weird church christmas pageants but everybody's drunk

What have I done

Hozier??????????

Jesus assfucks some purple lady being hugged.

This time, the chick IS the magnet

An affair/threesome gone awry (2019 colorized)

What do you mean they canceled GLOW?

“I TOLD you it was cashmere!”

Are you wearing the - - The Gucci dress? Yes I am.

It's not what it looks like!

jesus is fucking that one cheerleader who grew up to be a suburban mom with one (1) super cool dress she stole from her kid who is desperately hugging her middle begging for it back because the spring fling is coming up and jason might actually make eye contact with her for more than three seconds.

jesus and mary magdaline and some other bitch

I’m at a bar and these drunk girls are flirting with me, do I lOOK GAY?!

Shrek 5, jesus's return

c. 2025 First attempt of an Officer and his Wife with a Handmaiden (colourized)

just about all of these are close lol

originally taken from: the Bolshoi Theater’s 1993 staging of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s The Maid of Orléans, featuring Nina Rautio (left) as Joan of Arc and Vyacheslav Pochapsky (right) as Thibaut d’Arc

Responses:

Don’t look, I’m still pooping

yall, the audacity of this man. he fuckin talked to me

*i can't even tell you how wrong you are* *it would be insulting to ME*-- closest

Cospeto!

„No I’m not talking to you, you keep cracking bad jokes!“ - „But I got another!“

when you’re mad at him but he says he’ll buy you food if you cheer up

When I’m wallowing in self-pity but my friends won’t comfort me

right: wanna fuck ;) left: yeah, fuck OFF lmao

Her face is screaming “don’t tell me what to do”

Yeah I got nothing

gay man tries to hit on a lesbian bc he thinks she's a twink. she's not amused but she's watching this happen anyway

me tired of MET's bullshit and them organising a Netrebko, known blackface apologist, a recital during Black History Month. (sorry im still fucking salty lol)

"stop smiling at me like that I'm trying to pout over here"

"I got fleas, you got fleas... wanna fuck?"

I have the best idea!

Haha nooooo don’t hit me with that bat you’re so sexxyy

lesbian is bothered by dilf

Me trying to flirt

if call me by your name was hetero and set in america

how many more dad jokes can i take before i explode

So. You’ve gotten yourself in a little pickle again.

What if we fought in the Russian revolution together ✨???????... unless??

Two people flirt in a poor place of town/

"If you ask me what I've got under this dirty, shapeless tunic one more time I swear to god I will kick your rotting teeth in"

You look like ur gonna kill me but ok

Really? You again?

Okay, I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes, do you think it’s safe to—oh god, he’s still there.

Have you seen Godot?

she is tired of everyone’s shit. she has done so many derivatives it physically pains her to see a variable. dont test her. ur icarus rn.

idk pick better pictures-- I HAVE DIED THE SHEER AUDACITY AND HUBRIS I LOVE THIS

200% done with your crap 

Homeless man has fucking legs of steel n is gonna show off his Russian dance moves

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2019 staging of Paul Dukas’ Ariane et Barbe-bleue, featuring Sophie Koch (right) as Ariane and I don’t remember who the person on the left is rip me

Responses:

The knight who wore this into battle sure was swaggy

dear god its hiddeous

Capitalism

Knight in shining armour gone even more wrong.

ghost contemplates the safety of spiky motorcycle helmet

„Stop! He feels bullied!“

'this is my newest take for jesus's crucifixion crown ...... what do you mean they already put him up'

That’s probably a really expensive magic helmet idk. IDK-- closest

Omg I love the adventure zone!

minesweeper (windows xp)

"Okay whatever you do don't touch the shiny spiky ball" "It's so shiny I wanna touch it"

Taking down the trash way too late

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

Darth Vader got stuck in the freezer.... again. Leia isn’t happy

Star Wars 2030

“And here is the very latest in motorcycle helmet trends” “Look, I only came to the mall for a pair of socks “

futuristic kkk

long-suffering jewelry store attendant really wants to retire

Put it down put it down put it down

“Hmm no you should see a doctor about that”

A weird ass crown is presented

The creation of sars-cov-2: an experimental Eurotrance nightclub art piece gone horribly wrong

How it feels to want something that u cant have

AND WE WILL CALL IT—SPIKE MAN actually do you think that’s too obvious?? Because of the—yeah, because of the spikes?? See, that’s what I’m worried about. I want it to be SCARY

I know it's risky but... lube me up

?

use the force luke.

that is a weird fleshlight

When you get an ugly gift and need to find a way to get rid of it, so your family member/friend offers to smash it

Touch the orb

originally taken from: the Opera Vlaanderen’s 2019 staging of Fromental Halévy’s La Juive, with Nicole Chevalier (left, with bottle) as Princess Eudoxie, Enea Scala (center, under table) as Prince Léopold, and Roy Cornelius Smith (right) as Éléazar

Responses:

When no one comes to your birthday party :(

fantastic, day 487 of mischief and they have yet to find my masterful hiding spot

i really wonder who he thinks he's playing footsie with

Marriage crisis. Reason sits under the table-- closest but not in the way you think (after all, the man under the table IS a tenor).

the last supper afterparty after jesus left

When you order the last supper on wish

espionage at the Politischer Rosenmontag

Probably the wrong opera but is that Leporello under the table

Now THIS is a Good Friday night

this was every birthday party i went to between the ages of 5 and 11

that awkward moment when you drop your fork under the table but when you re-emerge everyone else has left except one drunk lady and the guy trying to deal with her

After the last supper

Tfw you arrive to the dinner party too early and have to hide until a more fashionable hour

When the cishets aren’t home

waiter hides from customers

Nobody: My dog every time I’m eating:

what's left of the homies Jesus had dinner with

university chem lab experiment gone terribly wrong

I’ve been under the table FOR 30 MINUTES

Set your friends up by tossing them off under the table, they’ll think it’s each other n fall in luv

Someone hids under a table

"You're about to see an surreptitious-under-the-table-dick-sucking master at work"

5 yr old me trying to eat the desert under the table without my parents finding out be like:

They never invite me to their parties!

Just another girl’s night in

Oops! Didn’t notice you the table.

dionysus - bts (2019, colorized)

just a normal episode of eric andre (eric is the one under the table)

Just a normal day with the boys

Thievery

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Kate Aldrich (left, surrounded by women in white) as Fidès and John Osborn (center, looking like a Jesus doppelganger) as Jean de Leyde

Responses:

Hold up, is that Eggman above Jesus?

holy disco

Looks like Tannhäuser. Our lord and saviour Richard Wagner. Now I need to be saved from that.

catholicism

me defending pineapple on pizza (THANK YOU)

jesus but hes about to be abducted by the alien ufo above him

Emmmmmmm Heaven? Idk

Lord of the rings?

ewww christianity gross

"behold, I am Important"

"Seriously?? It's not ACTUALLY pyjama day? Fuck you guys!"

Jesus at the Disco

Jesus Finds The Molerat People Who Live Under Bethlehem

disco is heaven

Want to join my new religion?

the kkk

church christmas pageant where everyone's sober but it's based on the director's fever dream

Am I the only one who sees the giant demon? Just me? Okay...

“Oh god I think I’m starting my period”

A party is held with a priest in the middle

"Let's get this secret Vatican sex party rolling!"

The new avengers endgame set is looking great!!

You know, guys, I try not to be a bother but...I can’t help but feel like I missed a dress code memo for this wedding??? It’s cocktail, right??”

Jesus visits Hogwarts

I must really stink if no one will even come close to me

the extra ass funeral i DESERVE

star wars life day

A cult at it’s best-- closest

Shrek 5, Jesus is still there I guess

originally taken from: the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden’s 2013 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Les vêpres siciliennes, featuring Bryan Hymel (left, standing) as Henri, Lianna Haroutounian (center, kneeling in the black gown) as Duchess Hélène, and Erwin Schrott (kneeling to her right) as Jean Procida

Responses:

When the director’s like “great rehearsal guys, just a few notes before I let you go” but it’s already 9:13 and your mom’s waiting in the parking lot

loyalist of subjects

bow before your queen

They forgot to take down the stage boxes after the Vienna opera ball but the show must go on.

somebody forgot to book chairs for this funeral

Me sharing God’s (Hayley koyoko) word on the discord server

mass execution bc the oboe solo sucked ass-- closest

That’s too many black suits I can’t see shit

I can’t even tell what’s going on here

8th grade school assembly about how it's uncool to shit on the walls at school

let's all get fancy so we can go to the opera and sit on the stage (idk this one's hard lol)

"Yes i am a time traveller, now don't freak out"

Tfw you forget to pay your lighting bills

White guys make decisions that will benefit them and screw someone that’s not a white guy over-- OUCH but that is too real (although not really in context here)

dead man gives speech at his own funeral

brotus and the boys ??? last meeting before the stabbing

high society social function ends in mass murder-- right opera, wrong scene

Someone walks into the talent show stage with a dog

Black-dressed bitches worship a man.

Worst school assembly of all time

POV:You're the window in the classroom and someone said "its snowing"

When the conductor shows up fashionably late to the orchestra concert

That's what you get for choosing the cheapest ticket option, get back in the mud where you belong

?

theyre just trying to jump into a grave at a funeral leabe them alone this is normal

oh my god he really whipped his dick out in front of everyone, this is just like in 1776 guys, except some women are actually in the room this time,

A funeral, stop wearing so much black

I want to slap their bald heads like rice

originally taken from: the Teatro Real Madrid’s 2018 staging of Gaetano Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor, featuring Roberto Tagliavini (right) as Raimondo

Responses:

Crowd “haha!! Looks like someone missed the all-black memo!! Now it’s laugh-in-your-face time! / Guy on the floor (whispering to guy against wall): go, save yourself! I’ll hold them off...”

if i leave now i wont be a witness and can tell the police i had no idea

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Guy in the back pretends to help but is to far away to even know what’s going on.

priest walks in on beginning of an orgy, contemplated joining but is too scared-

when someone brings up capitalism but you’re just trying to play minecraft

lol lets trample this guy while the judge isnt looking

Again. Too many black costumes

Loved this Dostoevsky novel

i would know if opera directors were more creative with clothing choices ngl

me on parties lol

"imma just sneak out of here while everyone else is distracted"

"Where did he get this flooring!? Amazing!"

Everyone act normal!

The tell tale heart but they got REALLY drunk

man tposes to ward off vampires after being caught undercover

boys ???? night

the priest really shouldn't have visited the insane asylum-- closest

He’s FINE everyone’s been hit by a car before

Something happens in a room.

Perks of being a wallflower

There's always that one person in the fight whos trying not to get involved when they really wanna

Oh good, they’re all posing for a Rembrandt painting, I can just sneeeeaaak out the back here...

The gamer livestreaming Resident Evil + everyone watching the stream ? waiting for him to open the door just knowing it will trigger a chase scene

Quick!

the guy t posing in the back is regretting his every decision.-- also accurate

the us senate jumps ted cruz, some other wack ass gop senator is trying to sneak away

...I spoke too soon, however this is a James Bond mission

Queers help fellow queer do math but it's a struggle