#yes im calling it that. shut up
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cryptcoop · 9 months ago
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Am I allowed to say something
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pinacoladamatata · 6 months ago
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blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....
#solavellan#solas#gotta put out some tender stuff to balance the chaos target team leader solas has caused.#look i just need to go feral in the tags for a moment#okay the fucking. what's he call himself? the great adversary of her people's mythology....falls in love w a woman being forced into a role#not unlike his own#i t makes me c r a z y#like at one point he's all ooooh we're elves need to make sure the humans trust us to ensure safety. gives them a castle......#then he's all ''ooh you cant change the way your legend is getting out of hand. might as well accept it''#but he disapproves if you lean into it/call yourself the herald.#he approves of you fighting against the status quo. encourages sera to sow chaos and has a VERY interesting convo w her about power#''what lop of the top?'' ''yes.'' ''well what's that do except make room for a new top to come and fuck it all up?''#at which point he fuckin STUTTERS and is like. oh fuck. you're right. my bad. and then he shuts up in quiet contemplation#he's clearly wrestling w himself. and Ohmygod the felassanstuff.#like the Guilt. the Regret.#haunting that fucking rotunda.#and yet he's so in love w lavellan if they go that route.#like clearly some stuff was missing/fumbled in game. but like#how he fuckin screams for the inquisitor at the well?????!?! OK BOI?!#im just. the dread wolf. great adversary of the dalish pantheon.#turns out to be some somber grim guy with a fatalistic sense of humor who hates tea and greatly values free will#pina art
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cosmicredcadet · 1 year ago
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A character looks straight into the camera and says "I'm not interested in romance" and people will still say "No, it's not confirmed they're aromantic!!!" "They could change their mind!!!" "it's a challenge for them to overcome!!!" "They'll have character development that makes them fall in love"
It's like they are given the most blatant answer to a character romantic orientation and they actively ignore it. all the while all it takes is subtext for people to speak as if it is fact for a character to be any other sexuality.
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temeyes · 10 months ago
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WHY DOES GAZ HAVE SUCH BIG TITTYS? 🤭😳
Two pillows to rest my head and my weary eyes😴
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he worked [them] out like that just for you, babe~
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fraternum-momentum · 8 months ago
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WE'RE GETTING EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT.
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xxbillllllllliexx · 2 days ago
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what if Noelle was fkn epic and punched ppl in the arm for laughs bcause they were foolish enough to look?
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waterfallofspace · 11 months ago
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don't know how to format this post so welcome to waterfall is craving things and she doesn't know if it's more h-rny or lonely so enjoy a little snippet of what is playing on loop in my mind~
Person A: tshhieew!
Person B: Bless you, poor little thing~
Person A: I'm- eshh'iew! tschh- kngt'shhew! I'm not little!
Person B: Even if you aren't, your sneezes sure are~
Person A, blushing: No they're- eh'tnshiew! aeshh'iee!
Person B, with a smirk: What a poor, sneezy little thing~
#waterfallsnzarios#waterfalltalks#i guess??? idk man waterfallcraves is more accurate#just B taunting them and A being such a little blushy mess by the end#knowing that they ARE little but even if they arent! the sneezes are! they cant fight that!#not like they can fight being little either buutttt~ ;3#yes im picturing c/huuya but gotta be honest not seeing d/azai as the other#perhaps in a private little bedroom... away from prying eyes and ears...#or perhaps this is just something I crave okay i just- lil with lil snz auhegughguh#im a sucker for a kitten snz and i am! feeling things so welcome to this randomness that does NOT have a point~#(and yes okay maybe id like to be on either side of this BUT! shut up! i do not!)#(using this as a blog again- starting to get more and more used the idea that like... maybe i DO want attention???)#(always knew i craved attention but like.... always used to it being the kind of attention that i GIVE to others and maybe i get something)#(but not used to like... actual genuine attention thats just for me and that isnt kinda... idk- you give me things? so i give bak?)#(gonna be so honest!! i do not feel cute! most of the time! and usually thats okay! i like being a lil chaos gremlin :3)#(buuuuuut recently been having more friends call me cute and idk!!! maybe its not the worst thing to get to be a lil soft sometimes~)#(ANYWAYS blog post over im so sorry to anyone who read these tagssssss but here is a lil snzario that hopefully makes up for it!!)
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maruyaaya · 2 months ago
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modern au neoptolemus would be a my chemical romance listener. his favourite song is famous last words
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scribespirare · 7 days ago
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ive been watching a lot of music reviewers on yt lately and having a grand ol time of it, but I made the mistake last night of looking up my favorite band like 'oh ho hee hee I wonder what they think of this or that album!' I was met with the most absolute dogshit luke warm ass takes ever none of y'all (youtubers) can be trusted with music actually
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chilling-seavey · 1 month ago
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‼️ Hey unpopular opinion ‼️
📣 Please stop calling George Russell a woman 📣
📣 Why are we assuming he’s okay with people saying he looks like a woman - that’s fucking weird 📣
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sunstainedpages · 1 year ago
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IT'S HERE!!!! I HAVE IT!! THE NEW EMILY WILDE BOOK!!!!
I'm so fucking excited!!!
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^ actually me
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kshaar · 2 months ago
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i did not make the post complaining about datv plot that i wanted to when i finished the game but one of the bullet points on it was 'where is the reckoning to shake the heavens that flemeth promised? we lost kate mulgrew for this?' which is a bullet point that might make one realize that one's complaints are very niche and specific and thats not what people look for in 10-year-later sequels and you nix the whole post
and then almost two weeks later d*vid g*ider makes a post about flemeth & morrigan & how they were always so fundamental to dragon age [which he begins by calling himself out for older women being his type- i dont want to talk about it] and another about how the scene between morrigan & kieran & flemythal was written and shot for here lies the abyss, morrigan saying she would never be the mother [to kieran] that flemeth was to her 🥺which is STILL the most impactful thing from inquisition
then you see the messy cowardly bullshit fucking story we got in veilguard, the way that mythal's fragment is in there ultimately to absolve this man for killing her, and morrigan is only there as her mouthpiece and the only way to convince this man that he needs to stop is if people tell him 'its okay man' because thats our priority right. making him feel better. fuck the dwarves dreams and the blight and the-
i don't know, i don't really have a point
#im Not saying gaider had it right all along if you're going to come at me at least please learn to read#i watched the video about all the banter that your veilguard companions have w solas int he final mission: id only heard neve and davrin#(& the bit in neve's about mirroring the slavery thing w the varric dialogue at the beginning before she calls out his lies *was* done well#(and i *liked* davrin's w him actually conceding for once)#the others'- hardings was good i guess but it really drove in the point#where they WANT to have a thing where people blame solas for what he did. and he's like 'yes. sorry.' BUT#IT DOESNT AFFECT ANYTHNG HE DOES AFTER IT#what is the worth of that 'sorry'?? you *cannot* have it both ways?? either he understands the consequences of what he's done enough to sto#OR his apology is worthless bullshit#the most egregious was bellaras#in which she's like 'i wanted to ask why you killed mythal' and he tries to say he didn't the evanuris did and bellara is like 'no im talki#g about flemeth' and he says nothing!#he just. never engages in things where others are right and railroads you into conversations where you *have* to say what he wants you to s#the 'ill do what it takes' dialogue option in rooks' fade dialogue w him is the most egregious horrible example#i called it the dialogue version of the kai leng fight- you pick all other options and he talks at you until you say what HE WANTS#i just#fucking hate solas i did not think i had a tag essay in me but ^^^^ WELL#im shutting up now#kshaar plays datv#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers
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hauntingblue · 3 months ago
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Jayce telling vi she won't make it on her own.... okay mr. projector...
#viktor just turned his body into the arcane and you dont even know!!! his leg is purple!!!!#im not going to excuse vi for saying the kid knew what he was getting into bc he didn't bc he is a kid (here we have ms. projector)#but telling jayce he has always been complicit of this he just didnt have to see it... yeah exactly.#and like she obviousky regrets the kid dying but it was jayces fault lmao why does he blow up on her??? the name calling got to him#jayce thinking omg he is going to off himself and viktor just trying to hide the evidence of his murder akdhsksj well yes he does want to...#i was wondering why the council was so Flabbergasted about the nation of zaun?? like they dont care and basically dont intervene#in the undercity bc they don't have any interest or profit in there. they don't gain anything at all from there.#so of course when silco asks jayce says sure fuck it. the only thing the council needs from zaun is the gemstone and its not even theirs#it's probably just fear of agression towards piltover as another nation and not something they can control or repress#silcos reaction to cait being wheeled in akdhaksj it sounds like he said 'what' he probably didnt know the girlfriend part... understandable#i forgor about her bringing the platter out... like ofc i didnt forget it but i didnt see it coming there. with bad memory you can be#surprised every time you watch the same show 👍🏻#i haven't cried because well the foruth time is a stretch now to cry but i still got chills at the end with the missile impacting....#and like whay would have happened if cait didn't free herself.... like ofc she would have bc everyone in that room could have killed her#not vi etc etc but she did just leave her so who knows really#anyways the monsters appearing in jinxs vision when vi mentions her past family is so poignant to her change.... they dont have the intended#reaction vi meant.... and silco is trying to shut her up for jinx's sake and look what happened to him. like vi really couldn't understand#her sister now and maybe back then either.... like not to be a silco apologist but it seems like he was the only one who could handle her#maybe im exaggerating but it would have gone wrong either way i think like no matger how much love there is in between them#idk man its so bad. like maybe this could have been avoided but it would have gone wrong in a different way for sure#and this couldn't have been avoided#talking tag#watching arcane#three weeks away still.... what now....
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squidslugs · 2 months ago
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fuck it. go my tub ring tierlist
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i behave normally about this band. please ask me about every song in S so i can act even worse.
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acetheta · 4 months ago
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if u say thirteens writing is bad u have to say tens writing is bad too. btw
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aimbutmiss · 1 year ago
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One piece fans on twitter will always have the most ass takes like, all the zoro x robin shippers that shit on frobin constantly and the bonney thirsters... And I just saw someone say the straw hats are unnecessary and luffy should be on his own
THE FUCK YOU MEAN????
Everyone needs to take a media literacy class because wth
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