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The idea of a possible employer searching through a fandom ship wiki trying to decide whether I'm too problematic to hire is VERY funny to me
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reblog if those man tits make you irrational
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i love goofy fetish porn situation magic. oh no the brave knight opened a cursed chest and now he has a pussy and the only way to cure it is by shooting a load in him
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these are my mutuals. they know who they are
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how come nobody told me cold hurricanes were a thing
#xyz#'cyclone bomb' what the fuck even....#i guess its better than fire season when i lived in denver???#but fuck man my windows sounded like they were gonna break there for a while
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some original art i made after disappearing from the face of the (tumblr) earth
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「 you were never meant to endure the winter alone 」 🌨️
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From Stardust to Stardust
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Was thinking of that Homotherium latidens cub they found recently...;-;
Prints:
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Separation
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somehow telling my job that I Do Not Wish to work overtime has miraculously done nothing and I still clocked out at 42 hours this week
#xyz#down from 46 last week ig#but spread out over six days b/c i got called in on a day off#kill me
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call me darling, call me sweetheart, call me dear
#THIS IS SO WARM AND SOFT EEOUUGGH#vilco#there's something so so good about taking two Really Fucked Up Guys and making them look like this
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