#yes im a simp

[ghostfilesbiatch]

I don’t see enough ppl talking about how fucking HUGE Matthew Lillard is in that spring bonnie suit in the movie.

The way he had to duck down a bit to enter through the doorframe….. WHOA MAMA

[severeacrophobia]

Sorry not sorry

[cringeculture69]

Chat is this brainrot

[melondareaper]

@zemmieloves I made dis for u :)

I wish it came out better but they're just lil goobers and I'm happy about that :3

[SOME FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!]

Heheheh

You bet I'm gonna swing them round n round ;)

[SWING THEM ROUND ON A SWING AND YEET THEM >:D/jk]

[lylaq]

I love this cowboy

[darkmedolie]

collar

[akamitrani]

Ladies and gentlemen, Him.

Q, my beloved.

[fictionalhaze]

Some more Spinel Art x Toga

[thedevildompolybunch]

Story time: I'm sure a lot of you know the obey me bears have came out recently. I ordered a Beelzebear one and I haven't been able to see it because I got it sent to my partner's (safer to send mail there) house. Now on to the fun part my partner works for doordash, and since I can't see my little bear and I haven't found a food cologne to spray on him yet. I asked him to drive him around in the car next to the food he picks up so my little Beelzebear can smell like the aromas of food. We'll see if it works! 🌭🍕🍔

[oingybinkywangobongo]

(saw this pic on fb, had to make it a meme)

Me @ 80s Boingo era Danny: 👉🏻👈🏻👀

[revon-aurora-borealis]

bro i dont know if ive ever been hornier than when reading jojo what the actual hell

[aso-bi]

I got a heart from my internet crush

Safe to say my day is off to a great start

[aubadesworld]

1. Downloads TW

2. Immediately simps for Leona

3. Stops simping because “hold on a minute, he’s kinda a douche”

4. Finds out Leona’s kingdom is all about drinking that respect women juice in Cater’s vignette

5. Says “sorry I ever doubted you bbg” and immediately starts simping for Leona again

[willowshimmer]

LOOK AT THIS SMUG MF!

He really trying to rizz me up and it's working....

[melondareaper]

Guys hear me out on my discord-

Just- lemme explain-

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[nuerodiventperson]

I have come to rant abojt my boyfriend

AHHH HESS SO PRETTY HE KEEPS FORITING WITH EM AND I SWEAR FOR ONE DUDE STOP CALLING ME A SIMP IM YOURE FREKAING GF BUT ALSI TODAY WHEN HE WAS DOING IT WE BOTH SIMATOLTANOUSLY WENT "MAYNOISE IN AN ESCALOTOR GOINF UP ATAIRS SO SEE YOU LATER" AND HE TRUEND TO HIS AID AND WAS LIKE "SORRY WERE JUST AUTISTIC" AND SHE WA SLIKE "no, no you seem in a good mood" AHHH, AND I ALSO LOVE HOW HE SAID IT LIKE SHE DIDNT KNOW LOL. HE ASKED ME IF I HD A CHARGER FOR HIN CIZ HIS COMOUTER WAS DYING AND WAS LIKE OHH. MY TRUE LOVEEE CAN ONLT SAVE ME FROM DEATH AND I HAD TO KEEP TELILING HIM TO SHUR UO TO DAY CUZ I CANT HANDLE HIM XUS MT GACE IS TO HOT AND RED AND I CANT AND AHHHHAAAHAHAH AND QE WERE OUT BY THE TEACK AND HE KEOT LAYING IN ME AND TEASINF ME BEING LIKE " you like me laying on you" AND OMG BRAYLEE SENT A GMAIL YESTSRDAY THST WAS LIKE " marriage time..matt do you take Taylor to be yours toll the day you part" and he RESPONDED AND WA SLIKE " AS LONG AS I GET TO WEAR THE DRESS CUZ IM A PRETTY PRINCESS" AND IM LIKE " YES YOURE VERY PRETTY" AND AHHHH AND AT LUNCH BRO HE KEEPS CREAKINF FLIRTING WITH ME QND CALLOING ME BAMES AME ITS FRIRVING ME INSANE, LIKE HE KEPT PUTTI HIS HEAD ON MY SHOULDER AND CALLING ME NAMES LIKE " BABBBYYY" AND "LOOVEE" ANND IM LIKE QHWHWHWHWHWHEYUEHE QND YES IT IS VERY VISIBLE AND I KEOTRUBBING MY HAND ON HIS ARM AND HES LIKE "stop..please" and im like "mmm' and I stopped like 5 minutes ago and he's still telling me stop 💀, and then I jsut out MT head down in boredom cuz I'm bored and stop breathing heavy cuz I was bored and yes out of everything I could've done I decided to breathe heavy and HE SEEMED SO WORRIED ABOUT ME AND AHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHEHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGSGAG

ALSO TODAY I WQS KINDA WORRIED CUS MY STEO DAD OULLED INTO A AUTISM TREATMENT AND RESEARCH OLACE AMD IM LIKE " ARE THEY GONNA KILL ME?" AND THEN HE OULLS OUT AND TURNS AROUND AND WE WENT TO MCDONALDS