#maynoise

[nuerodiventperson]

I have come to rant abojt my boyfriend

AHHH HESS SO PRETTY HE KEEPS FORITING WITH EM AND I SWEAR FOR ONE DUDE STOP CALLING ME A SIMP IM YOURE FREKAING GF BUT ALSI TODAY WHEN HE WAS DOING IT WE BOTH SIMATOLTANOUSLY WENT "MAYNOISE IN AN ESCALOTOR GOINF UP ATAIRS SO SEE YOU LATER" AND HE TRUEND TO HIS AID AND WAS LIKE "SORRY WERE JUST AUTISTIC" AND SHE WA SLIKE "no, no you seem in a good mood" AHHH, AND I ALSO LOVE HOW HE SAID IT LIKE SHE DIDNT KNOW LOL. HE ASKED ME IF I HD A CHARGER FOR HIN CIZ HIS COMOUTER WAS DYING AND WAS LIKE OHH. MY TRUE LOVEEE CAN ONLT SAVE ME FROM DEATH AND I HAD TO KEEP TELILING HIM TO SHUR UO TO DAY CUZ I CANT HANDLE HIM XUS MT GACE IS TO HOT AND RED AND I CANT AND AHHHHAAAHAHAH AND QE WERE OUT BY THE TEACK AND HE KEOT LAYING IN ME AND TEASINF ME BEING LIKE " you like me laying on you" AND OMG BRAYLEE SENT A GMAIL YESTSRDAY THST WAS LIKE " marriage time..matt do you take Taylor to be yours toll the day you part" and he RESPONDED AND WA SLIKE " AS LONG AS I GET TO WEAR THE DRESS CUZ IM A PRETTY PRINCESS" AND IM LIKE " YES YOURE VERY PRETTY" AND AHHHH AND AT LUNCH BRO HE KEEPS CREAKINF FLIRTING WITH ME QND CALLOING ME BAMES AME ITS FRIRVING ME INSANE, LIKE HE KEPT PUTTI HIS HEAD ON MY SHOULDER AND CALLING ME NAMES LIKE " BABBBYYY" AND "LOOVEE" ANND IM LIKE QHWHWHWHWHWHEYUEHE QND YES IT IS VERY VISIBLE AND I KEOTRUBBING MY HAND ON HIS ARM AND HES LIKE "stop..please" and im like "mmm' and I stopped like 5 minutes ago and he's still telling me stop 💀, and then I jsut out MT head down in boredom cuz I'm bored and stop breathing heavy cuz I was bored and yes out of everything I could've done I decided to breathe heavy and HE SEEMED SO WORRIED ABOUT ME AND AHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHEHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGSGAG

ALSO TODAY I WQS KINDA WORRIED CUS MY STEO DAD OULLED INTO A AUTISM TREATMENT AND RESEARCH OLACE AMD IM LIKE " ARE THEY GONNA KILL ME?" AND THEN HE OULLS OUT AND TURNS AROUND AND WE WENT TO MCDONALDS

[dionysuss-right-nut]

Yeah this country is a fascist theocracy shit hole police state with a history of constantly burning religious minorities alive along with hanging and drowning them. Oppressing anyone with a skin tone darker then maynoise and beating murdering and burning anyone who isn't straight and cis along with using patriarchal systems to control women. That's just the tip of the iceberg as well and the few people who support the politicians who made this shit happen from a few hundred years ago till now are the few privileged enough to not exspirince any of this fucking bull shit

[thesmithsfiend]

THE OLD MAN WORKS ON HIS CAR BALDING MIDDLE AGED HE HIDES IN THE BED AND NEVER DECIDES TO WATCH HIS DAUGHTERS WEAR VANS AND SKETCHERS FOR BREAKFAST HE FEEDS HIS DAUGHTER A LIGHTBULB AND RETIRES HES AN OLD TIRED MAN BALDING AT THE SEAMS RESIDING HAIRLINED RESEDUE FREAAK BASED MAMA THE HUTT CAREFULLY GLANCES AT HIS TORN UP REEBOKS HIS NAMES STEVEN BORBA AND HE LIKES TO WORK ON HIS CAR EX NAZI MEMENTO MORI WAS PLAYEN IN MY HEAD ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON THE OLD MAN TELLS HIS DAUGHTER KATE TO DIE PICKET FENCE PICK IT PICKET FENCES ARE MY ONLY OPTION FROM MY DAUGHTER OLD MAN WASHED UP AND FUCKEN CANT EVEN SEE WEARS READING GLASSES AND CRIES IN THE CORNER HELP ME KATE IF YOU CAN BLUE DYED HAIR WASHING MACHINE MAN WASH MY CLOTHES AND IL SET OUT MY NAZI OUTFIT LAY IT OUT ON THE BED AND IL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN BUT FIRST I HAVE TO TAKE THIS PHONE CALL ITS FROM MY DAUGHTER WHEN I PICK IT UP STATICS ALL I HERE AND A DEMON ON THE OTHER END

PHONE CALL[[[[[[[        THERES A DEMON INSIDE ME AND HER NAMES KATE BORBA SHES A WHITE SKINNED ANGEL COME TO PORT AND PINK VANS SLAMB DOWN ON THUMPTACK MAYNOISE OLD FUCKEN MAN YOUL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN

IM JUST AN OLD MAN LEAVE ME ALONE I RETIRE TO THE ALTOR PAST MEMORIES COME TO VISIT ME BALDING SWEATING I DRESS MYSELF BY THE CUPBOARDS A LITTLE MUSTARD ANT DWELLS THERE ITS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME COMPANY MY DAUGHTER KATE WONT SHES A BLUE HAIRED PUNK SKATE ON URANUS FORNICATE MASTERBATION CUM SICKLE IM JUST AN OLD FART THATS WITHERIMNG AWAY CRAWLING TO THE GAS CHAMBER I TAKE MY GAS MASK OFF AND BREATH IN NOW I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO DIE LIKE A JEW

[tuff-emily]

Xander:"I knew his brother. A couple years ahead of us, he used to stick chewing gum in my hair" best way to get rid of that is peanut butter, just pour it all over and the gum comes right off. Or was that maynoise?