#yes i'm a prude

[creamupuffuu]

Petitions for writers to start putting their TW's in the hastags instead of just the fic. I'm so tired of seeing non-con, stepcest, and dark! fanfics on my feed, they piss me tf off and make me uncomfortable 😭 especially when I have these specific tags blocked. Blocking creators is even starting to get annoying 💀 I block one author to avoid this and another one pops up-

[just-some-normal-jessica]

woe. jon character lineup be upon ye

individual sillies under the cut

[halcyoncyrus]

This goober turns up at your door, what do you do?

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Spot, having fully lost his shit and beating Miles in a fight: "I want you to repeat after me"

Miles, scared and confused: "O-okay."

Spot: "Will you pray for me"

Miles: "Will you pray for me"

Spot: "When I'm gone?"

Miles: "When I'm gone?"

Spot: "Or until another Spiderman comes along?"

Miles "C-can you repeat that one?"

Spot, full drama mode: "Will you pray for me when I'm gone? Or is this the eternal dark without a dawn!?"

Spot: "Who will pray for you"

Miles, terrified: "Who will pray for me?"

Spot: "When your body's gone?"

Miles: "When my body's gone?"

Spot: "This is the consequence for what you've done!"

Miles, trying to fight back: "I'm not an anomaly!"

Spot: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

[mollyjeanne615]

me: wow, npmd is such a tight show! it feels like it goes by so quickly, not a single second is wasted

npmd: *is the longest hatchetfield show*

[booigi-boi]

This looks like a person in the neighborhood watch

[ghostface-knight]

between npmd and pulp musicals, mariah rose faith casillas is really setting her typecast as "cool hot girl who falls for loser nerd" and i think that's really beautiful

[jklovesfandoms]

I love writing about Grace being absolutely disgusted by the Uranium teens. Like fully. I'm so worried that it's not in character, but it definitely is (to me at least)

Grace: oh are you... Catholic?

Ocean: pftt, not really. Educationally, yes. Saint Cassian is the only high school in like an hour of us. I'm Jewish, and a practicing Buddhist alongside a practicing Catholic.

Noel: yeah, I'm only Catholic educationally, and since it's the only religious space in Uranium. I'm also Jewish

Mischa: also Jewish here

Grace: *absolutely disturbed and disgusted, gobsmacked in horror*

Constance: just wait until you hear about Ricky!

Ricky: *smiles menacingly*

[ahogettena]

peter spankoffski is actually so transgirl coded (<- delusional)

[autism-swagger]

R.I.P. Lautski you would've loved Night Shift by Lucy Dacus 😔

[honeybeeofficial]

call me a guinea pig but I love to let doctors bring their students/residents/visiting doctors/etc into the room when I'm being seen. it's my turn to be studied like a bug. get in here

[autumngravity]

You know what would the sickest collab ever? If Starkid and Watcher teamed up especially if it was for Puppet History.

Like imagine it the Professor does his lesson and the curtain for the Puppet Theater drops and then suddenly we pan out and the back drop breaks away to reveal an actual stage and The Professor does a huge ass production with the Starkid crew voicing different special guest puppets.

Or switch it, and Puppet History exists in the Hatchetfield Universe. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me. The Professor makes a lot of sense being a part of it.

[a-consuming-passion]

The Christmas loading screen gives me life 😂

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

When you're a sex-repulsed asexual and you are the one calling allosexual "prudes" because they are calling something family friendly in your culture "raunchy" and "unacceptable on tv".

[falderaletcetera]

love to get partly spoiled for doctor who (this is not sarcastic; spoilers help me remember to actually go watch it) and STILL have absolutely no warning for how long he's going to spend in his underwear

[panzershrike-pretz]

Almost rebloged a Band of Brothers post to the Nerdy Prudes Must Die tag

That would've been fun-