#yes i mispelled it on purpose

[bitchy-peachy]

[defiledtomb]

Sanpha, watch over us (An Ida x F!Leith short)

this was written as a challenge, under an hour.

Their paths had crossed again on a day when the sun dipped below the horizon, and the moon reigned over the sky, casting its pale glow on the world below; on the world that Ida had come to know to mean more than rocks and trees, now including the slope of a nose and the curve of a hip. Lady Leith, lost in her thoughts, found herself seeking refuge beneath an ancient willow, a sacred space where the presence of love was ever palpable for the inhabitants of Riven, who sought such things in the face of everything horrid. Summer was fading now, the chill of the breeze enveloping the hesitance that lived within them both. Here, Ida watched as Leith ran fingers over her lips, contemplating. It had been only a month since they parted on that mission, where everything went wrong and blood had colored their clothes with rust and stain, and yet the kiss they had shared in the face of death had washed it all away.

Would she remember? Was it nothing to her?

Would nothing change?

It was there, beneath the weighing branches, that Leith's eyes met Ida’s again, and it was as if time stood still, and the universe conspired to bring their hearts together, yanking, violently, refusing to settle for a hazed dream behind closed eyes.

In that moment, the weight of their yearning pressed against their chests, like the longing for a season that had yet to arrive.

"Your cherry blossom lips, dewed with the honey I fed to you beneath the tombs of Oakweth,” Ida let her voice float on a cold wind, tender and tentative, “away from the pressures of what yesterday had wrought. How I miss the taste of them." Ida smiled as she approached, hiding her trembling hands with a voice as delicate as the branches that she pushed aside to venture closer.

Leith laughed, her heart caught in her chest. “Your poems had a way of making me… survive.”

“So I hoped. I couldn’t imagine a world-”

“We lived.”

“We did.” And as Ida stepped closer, her hand reaching out to gently touch Leith’s cheek, a surge of energy coursed through their veins, igniting a flame that could not be extinguished.

"Lady Leith, my persimmon. I yearn for autumn in your arms," Ida confessed, half poem, whole truth, her voice trembling with raw desire. “Have me to hold, as I will with you. For whatever time we have, for forever; for now."

In that moment, beneath the sacred tree, their lips met once more, sealing their vows in a violent kiss that trancendended any spoken or written word. Their love, forged in the crucible of yearning, would endure, unyielding and steadfast, like the ancient goddess of union who presided over their love.

[hobie-doh]

Baffled when sometimes headcanons aren't actually canon and I forget that

A friend of mine was insistent that I was wrong about Senku from Doctor Stone being Ace and said I was just projecting my own identity and it's like no?

The only person I project onto is my dyslexia onto Ryuji because he deserts it.

Seriously tho, Senku is so ace to me, the disinterest in humans as a whole is quite delightful.

[night-dark-woods]

we are going to have a SHIMP TANK sooooo soon i am so excited. substrate and heater should be here in a few days, then i can hardscape and order plants!!! then after its established in like a month (filters are already cycled, so it may be ready much earlier too).

i am SO excited ive been wanting a planted shimp tank for foreeever and if the 20 goes well i may set up our extra 10 in the livingroom as a like, display tank, and put the prettier shimp in there...

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

what if i just don’t play arc 2

[meowkid1000]

I HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT STRANGER THINGS SEAOSN FUOR.

[hunt3r-dot-me]

Because they added more privacy-invasive shit.

This guy covers a lot of Linux and FOSS stuff, and while he may not be talking about that specifically... yeah still pretty wierd.

Cuz it turns out, for some strange reason, the FOSS community doesn't like opt-out telemetry either.

now why is firefox suddenly telling me the weather in the city i live in when i turned that off on my computer because i thought it was creepy enough when windows did it

[sem24]

The answer to my poll

Re mispellings: for people who thought I did this on purpose to trick you, you are giving me way too much credit. It wasn’t a trick question I just didn’t check the spellings.

For the people who keep telling me. I’m a pedantic nerd I get the urge to correct spelling, it doesn’t really matter. I did not expect this to blow up I thought like two people would see it. My mistake, I’m aware.

(Some spoilers)

Read till the end for a surprise!

1. Max Rebo-Real-it’s a crying shame people don’t recognize renound jizz wailer Max Rebo, people these days have no culture. RIP Max you would’ve loved Chapelle Roan.

Sy Snootles-Real-The myth, the legend, the icon.

Hondo Ohnaka-Real-Basically Star Wars does Captain Jack Sparrow, one of my favorite characters. (Piping hot take, he’s basically better Han Solo, I am prepared to be dragged through the comments for this opinion.)

Cham Syndulla-Real-people kept saying that they recognized the last name, but not the first of one of the characters. It’s either this one or another character below. He is a rebel Twi’lek who fought in the Clone Wars and later lead the Free Ryloth movement to liberate his home world (Ryloth) from the Empire. He is pretty isolationist and doesn’t like to work with the larger rebellion, which is why he clashes with his daughter Hera who is a rebel pilot, general and leader of Specter Cell.

Biggs Darklighter-Real-A lot of people thought he was a parody of Luke Skywalker, which is hilarious, but he is real, he was Luke’s best friend from Tatooine. And was in some cut New Hope Scenes. He joined the Imperial Academy, then defected to the rebellion. Where he as killed at the battle of Yavin. Most importantly he has a glorious mustache.

We’ll come back to Tula Bonobo who many of you correctly pointed out was the fake.

Owen Lars-Real-Has the distinct honor of having the most boring name in Star Wars; He is Luke’s Uncle who raises him when dear old dad goes a little murdery. Sadly dies by way of being related to a fantasy protagonist on their heroes journey. A fate for 9/10 fictional uncles.

Garazeb “Zeb” Orrelios-Real-Ah a Tumblr favorite, Zeb is one of the last surviving Lasat after the Empire massacred his planet. He is a member of Spector Cell. He of course (and this is 100% canon cause I said so) flies off into the sunset with his husband Kallus at the end of the Rebels T.V. Show.

Elan Sleezbagano-Real- yes, he’s actually real. He tries to sell drugs to Obi-Wan Kenobi, that is all.

Qui-Gon Jinn-Real-Obi-Wan’s hippie Jedi master a real go with the force kinda guy. Get’s shish kebabed in Phantom Menace by Darth Maul. Kinda responsible for ruining the galaxy because he found little orphan death machine-Anakin Skywalker. Played by Liam Nissan (fun fact he is so tall they had to spend thousands of dollars raising the sets to accommodate him.) Is also missing his true calling as a hair model.

Zevulon Veers-Real-The only character I spell checked the name on, his father, Maximillion Veers, was an Imperial officer during the battle of Hoth. (The other character people may have recognized the last name, but not the first.) He defected to the rebellion. (Family reunions must have been awkward)

Mace Windu-Real-Got killed by being thrown out a window (cause Star Wars.) One of the most powerful Jedi and the leader of the Jedi Order. Played by Samuel L. Jackson, and has a purple lightsaber, (Bad guys always have red, good guys, blue or green.) But are you going to say no to Sam Jackson? Legend has it that he has “Motherfucker” inscribed on his saber hilt in Aurebesh (the Star Wars language.)

Now we get to as many guessed the fake name Tula Bonobo, a Bonobo is just a real animal that exists. I wasn’t trying to hide this fact. I shuffled through a few first names before landing on Tula. I think it sounds vaguely Star Warsy. And c’mon between Tula and Sleezebagano, which sounds more like the fake?

And now my confession: A wise squid-man once said “it’s a trap” and this indeed was a dirty trick…

Gather around children while I tell you a story. So last year I took an anthropology class, did I have any interest in that subject, no, but I needed the credits. It was difficult, but I liked the professor. And admist the boring reports on pre-historic fossils, I hit gold. I feel it’s high time the internet was re-introduced to this documentary of Liam Niesan narrating about ape sex. The meme potential is limitless. Have fun and use responsibly internet. You’re welcome.

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

day 7 update/reactions of my first run, semi-blind, of disco elysium. end of run.

my god. what a game. something happened to me through it all and i haven't figured it out. i am happy and can't wait to see what others discovered when they played this. i hope the twitch streamers i watch decide to play this game, even if its better enjoyed blind

details on the previous days here, apologies for mispellings, i'll get the hang of it

under the cut:

- by this point in the story my Harry can't afford getting too distracted

- Kim's room is very organized

- for narrative purposes I up my Volition, Shivers, and Espirit de Corps simultaneously. Hearing Revachol itself is a wonder.

- BLOOD ON THE GROUND! good on you Cindy. I doubt I'll light it on fire though

- after much deducing we go to Fishing Village again, with our dear Lilienne lending us her boat. her kids are sweet as always!

- that skillset perking up apparently let me know that the officers watching Harry's ass for the past few days plan to meet him

- "point of no return" what the fuck do you mean, Inland Empire

- pull up the boombox, we're boating!!!

- abandoned island creeps, open doors, and the SNIPER'S NEST. oh fuck the Sniper lives here. can't sleep in that bed yet!!!

- OH SHIT OH SHIT the culprit: M. Dros, a communist deserter from the old revolution. With can opener tactics, we fish out information that makes a confession.

- I can't believe it. Kim and Harry arguing over who gets to bring the Deserter over. To me this is the most logical conclusion after saving each other during a standoff.

- BRO THE PHASMID???? IT'S REAL! is it meant to show up just as we get the confession?????? Dros is in a fetal position and can't see it

- Kim can see it! Yes! No pics yet bestie, I need to talk to it. I get to talk to it. Why are you in awe of me you strange creature? I'm flattered you think such divinity can rest in my brain

- Okay Kim take the picture now. It's such a pretty scene and wonderfully drawn by the game!!! Goodbye insulindian phasmid!

- The Deserter being reduced into a dummy state solves our travel issue. We walk back. Kim, I think I'll take that nap now.

- what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

- oh no. God-Wife. This is why we forget at all.

- "suggestion (92%): kiss her." i need to try but i hope this fails—"CHECK SUCCESS." fuck. and she didn't even kiss back!

- she's right Harry, your deification of your ex isn't a good idea

- must you call me poor? fuck wait, that's Harry's self-loathing. I've been playing as Sorry Copotype, this makes sense. Like, I get that we, the player, have been playing with the voices in Harry's head all game but I maxed Inland Empire so literally anything can talk at this point. The city fucking talks, why shouldn't this?

- it's tiring to make Harry like this. We need to let go, my blorbo, we've come this far.

- in retrospect, was that. was that foreshadowing. what the phasmid told me?

- Hi Kim. Let's head back to the Fishing Village. Oh shit the other cops are here too

- TRANT??? you've been helping my precinct and refused to say shit about knowing me???

- i know Jean, I'm a sorry sack of shit

- Kim 😭😭😭 you say such nice things

- "he's a [communist]" bro I was making Harry kiss everyone's ass regardless of politics! is this the game acknowledging that i didn't Forget the associated Thought or did it pick up on my dialogue choices ending up being predominantly communist? i mean, i was building up to sympathy towards that by the end but like. sympathy. idk all Harry and I care about is that Kim spoke well of me

- enjoy that picture you bastards

- Join me at 41, Lt. Kitsunagi!!! You bore with an awful man at his most awful time and you both came out better for it! WAAAAHHHHH

- We're still in, baby! The sun sets on a new chapter for everyone in Revachol, in Martinaise.

[cripple-culture-is]

Cripple culture is not using your mobility aid because you know people are going to ask questions and your to exhausted to deal with them (even though you should be using it)

I can't relate currently, but I'm looking into getting myself a mobility aid. I'm honestly not looking forward to the stares or the questions, perhaps even the nasty looks from people. But as I've lived with my disability longer and longer I've grown to say "forget society, they'll never treat me 100% well all the time solely because I'm young and disabled". So I've learned to get over a lot of my fears when it comes to my disability. If you need your aid, you deserve to use your aid, society be dammed (yes, it's purposely mispelled).

[yournamelesswriter]

About Me

My name is Gremlin, although if you see me anywhere I go by different iteration of the same name just mispelled because I think it's funny to use my friends' typos. I'm a nonbinary trans man (ftm) and queer (because I just kinda stopped thinking about my sexuality for a while now and I'm just happily gay). I'm 22 years old and have been making content for nearly a decade now. I started art as a kid and started to rekindle the passion at 13 when I got absolutely obsessed over Vocaloid. From then on I started making traditional art then transitioning to digital art by 2016 and I've been posting on the internet for years. I am currently multifandom and I just draw fanart for whichever fixation I have at the moment but my main fixation is Good Omens and Valorant but that's mostly the top ones I mostly talk about, I am into a ton of other things that you'll see soon.

✦ ғʀᴇǫᴜᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs!

⋆☀︎. Can I draw fanart of your OCs?

Absolutely!!! If you want me to see your work, you can tag me in your posts.

⋆☀︎. Can we write fanfics about your characters?

At the moment, I really don't want to see fics about them mostly because I know I would read it and I am absolutely easily swayed with my characters and I might change my characters because of it especially for characters that are still being written so at the moment, it's going to be a no as a self-restrain for me so I'd motivate myself to keep writing.

⋆☀︎. Can I create NSFW of your characters?

No, unless I change my mind in the future.

⋆☀︎. Can we make ships of your characters?

Yeah, I don't mind as long as it's not immoral.

⋆☀︎. Can I use your art as pfp?

Yes you can! As long as you credit me in your bio :)

⋆☀︎. Can I repost your art?

No, you can't repost my art. I get that it's more for appreciation purposes but its sadly not good for my reach so I don't allow people to repost it. Also, I find that people who don't post credits properly when they repost my art so I highly go against it.

⋆☀︎. Do you have any reference for your persona?

Yes, I do!

✦ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍs ɪ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴜsᴇ ᴀʀᴇ:

⋆☀︎. Art Programs

Paint Tool Sai 2 (Illustrations)

Clip Studio Paint (Animation)

Fire Alpaca (Former Animation Software)

⋆☀︎. Editing Software

Wondershare Filmora

[howlgrowlsnarl]

Happy Anniversary, Jim Walker!

Also, do any of you on Nextdoor want me to cease my posts on that app other than Kommenting Karen? Yes, I mispelled it purposely. Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn: Book I https://a.co/d/bW7mRoN

[diceofthedragon]

when caduceus gets his clay idk ive never seen critical roll

[coluanprodigy]

Made these yesterday but forgot to post them here. We’ve had concept art for like 1-2 days and I’ve already put the clown shoes on.

[ranvwoop]

peerpressure :]

[Image IDs: The first image is tweet from Technoblade reading, "When I was 13 I decided to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube. Today, after 8 years, 2 months, and 3 days: 100%." Attached to the tweet is a screenshot reading: "Current subscribers: 10,000,000."

The second image is a reply from Ranboo, reading "Let's go, 100 percent" in all capital letters, with the word "go" being spelled with 13 "O"s.]

[edwardslostalchemy]

I'm in lobe with Fakir 💕