#yes i made my boyfriend a catboy

[geometrical-legume]

been experimenting with some furry stuff. Had to dust off my middle school warrior cats phase and see what I can do. ill keep practicing, any tips would be appreciated! (im not a furry btw 0.0)

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

1k request: Stede has his own version of a merman dream. But. Ed's a catboy instead.

You are an absolute genius. This possessed me mind body and soul. Absolutely inspired.

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Stede Bonnet was dying, probably.

The world was hot and strange, and their bedroom felt weird and empty. His head felt swimmy. The last thing he really remembered was Ed trying to feed him some soup and looking terrified when he couldn’t finish more than a few spoonfuls, and he remembered wanting to fight the entire world for making Ed look so scared.

He remembered Ed putting a wet cloth on his forehead, and it had felt like heaven, and he remembered Ed whispering that he was just burning up, begging please don’t leave me - he wasn’t sure he’d been meant to hear that part.

And now the world was dark and hot and strange. He registered being in his bed, but it was lonely, and he tried to focus on breathing. He didn’t want to go, he wanted to hang on, but it was so hard. He wanted to rally his strength, find the will to choose to live, but he was so fucking tired.

He felt the world start to slip, bleeding away at the edges-

“Stede?”

Stede gasped as he opened his eyes. He was used to the sight of Ed in bed with him becoming the new most beautiful thing he’d ever seen every morning, but this was on a whole new level.

The Ed that crawled into bed with him had big, adorable, soft-looking gray kitty ears, and a long, fluffy tail that curled up into a curious hook, and his movements jingled with the bell on his collar. Stede’s heart absolutely melted at his big, adorable eyes, and the way his ears were slightly folded back with concern.

“You can’t leave me,” Ed pouted, curling up into Stede’s side, fingers starting to knead nervous biscuits into Stede’s chest. “I love you, I need you! I’d be so sad without you!”

Stede reached out to touch his adorable, soft ears, and Ed headbutted his hand, leaning into the contact with a cute little mrrp?

“Please don’t go,” Ed said, leaning forward to nuzzle his cheek cutely against Stede’s shoulder, the bell on his collar jangling. “You promised you’d never leave me again.”

Stede had promised him that. It would be an absolute dick move, to abandon his boyfriend when they’d only been living together for a couple months. Stede Bonnet, taken out by a little head cold? Ha! If his throat wasn’t so sore, he’d laugh at the thought.

“Please come back to me.” Ed pressed his nose under Stede’s jaw, purring softly, an adorable little noise. His fluffy tail thrashed anxiously over the covers. “We’ll keep each other safe. We promised each other, didn't we? I want to be with you for the rest of my life. I can’t lose you.”

Stede took a deep, rallying breath, and he tried to sit up. All he really managed was a groan in the back of his throat and a twitch of his hand.

“Yes!” Ed’s ears pricked forward with excitement, his eyes getting somehow even bigger and more adorable. “You can do it, babe, c’mon! Fight it! You’ve got this!”

Stede thought he might be able to manage a word. “Ed,” he groaned.

“That’s it!” Ed wiggled happily, pushing his head against Stede’s shoulder before doing this sort of adorable stretch onto his back, his shirt riding up to show off his adorable, soft tummy. As usual, the sight made Stede want to brush his fingers adoringly through his happy trail, bite gently at the soft skin there to make Ed squirm and giggle…

He couldn’t be finished. He wasn’t going to die before burying his face in Ed’s tummy one last time.

With a prodigious effort, Stede opened his eyes.

That was a little strange. He’d thought his eyes were already open, but when he opened them again, the cat-Ed in his lap was gone, and their bedroom felt more real than it had just a few moments ago. He could feel the soft quilt under his fingers, and as he sat up, the cloth that had been placed on his forehead, which had long since stopped being so pleasantly cool against his skin, kind of flopped down into his eyes.

And…there. Stede’s entire body relaxed when he realized Ed was still with him, asleep in a chair at his bedside. He’d fallen over so his head was resting on Stede’s thigh, his soft snores like a cute little purr.

Stede reached down to pet Ed’s hair. “Ed?”

“Mm - Stede?” Ed rubbed at his eyes with his knuckles as he sat up, starting to smile at him automatically before the realization hit. Shit - Stede! How do you feel?”

Stede let Ed press the back of his hand to his forehead. “Pretty great, actually.”

“Oh, thank fuck,” Ed groaned in relief, climbing into bed next to him so he could hold his face and pepper his cheeks with kisses until Stede was laughing. “You were so warm, and I couldn’t get your fever down, and I didn’t know what to do-”

“It’s alright.” Stede held Ed’s hand to his chest, letting him feel the steady beat of his heart. “You saved my life, I think.”

Ed raised an eyebrow. “Yeah?”

“Yeah.” Stede sighed in fond reminiscence. “I was thinking about how I felt like absolute shit, and then you just appeared to me.”

“Woah,” Ed breathed. “Like a mermaid? What color were my scales?”

“More like a cat,” Stede said, scritching at Ed’s beard, smirking at the way Ed’s eyes fluttered shut and he leaned into it. Still very catlike, really. “You were so cute. You had these big soft ears, and a cute fluffy tail, and I knew why I had to stay alive.”

Ed humored him. “Why’s that?”

“So I could do this.” Stede lunged forward, gently pushing Ed over so he could press his face into his soft, adorable tummy. Oh, yeah. The world felt right again.

Ed snorted, wrapping his arms around Stede to hold him close. “Never change, Stede.”

[f4y3w00d5]

I do not know any of your rp blogs though-

I SHALL GIVE YOU A ✨L I S T✨

-This one, my main OC Faye. Shapeshifter succubus faerie thing. very insane

Thats both versions of her cos shes sometimes a boy, you can also get Bunny, Bunnys a human except he was brought back from the dead. Childhood friend of Fayes, lost the picture i made of him also this guy i call Him hes stuck in Fayes head lol

he likes masquerades

-@benthewraith basically cult sacrifice, he became sorta like. entity of the internet, now has all info in the internet goin through his head at all times, holds a lot of fayes power from her

-@th3-r3l1ct4 basically uh. sorta sacrifices from a cult turned into mercenaries and they wear masks and Faye and Ben are like deputies that run them under code names. Main ones are Bunny (11 yrs old), Crow and Zachary/Shadow (gay couple killed by cult for uh. Gay) and Cieran (anything he writes comes true!!! Also Purple Haze we love Purple Haze- lost the picrew again :< (but theyre aroace, agender, and probably autistic cos i am autism :333)

-@the-darkest-carnival The Ringmaster is Fayes big brother, Death. The Tickettaker was a human, warped beyond repair. Then theres this witch lady who does magic. Then this boy who i forgot the name of whos one of the victims (he can never escape)

-@little-cow-girl-all-alone Tethys, escaped from the Young industries (roleplay i used to do with @curdled-blood and a few others on discord), shes a tiny 6 yr old cow-girl with abandonment issues. I also use it for Harley (mute ghost of an 11 yr old girl), Jacob (19 yr old wraith), and somtimes Alyce and Haydyn (eh i cant bother looking for picrews but i have them, ask if you want)

-@traumatisedchildren Lucy, Nate-Michaels, Auburn and Lila. Group of kids. also Young Industries escapees.

-@twixie-the-catboy ye hes just a catboy

-@willow-and-co Willow (rabbitgirl), Asher (her husband, demon) Atticus (Ashers half brother, human), Kaitlyn, clairvoyant and blind kid. Atlas, killer kid. Alex, an angel boy. Ghostie, like Harley shes mute. the last two are friends with Kaitly and Atlas (who are Willow and Ashers kids)

-@child-of-pain hahah. embodiment of pain and blood and misery and a demon that torments me Faye

-@the-crazy-clown idk hes magic and a clown?

-@amos-the-vampire hes sweet, but hes a vampire. I like him

@a-murder-of-ghosts group of murdered ghosts tormenting their killer

@pretty---thing half human half faerie, hates humans cos ✨T R A G I C B A C K S T O R Y✨ (SOMEONE READ THE STORY I MADE FOR HER AND NOW I HAVE TO BRING HER DEAD BOYFRIEND BACK AAAAAAAAAAA)

-@shadow-bbq uh. this ones a bit hard to explain but it has an intro post

-@aleksander-and-archie Fayes ex (?) (Aleksander) who controls time and his....formerly human slave

most of these have intro posts and roleplays to get the feeling of how they act! Some havent been used in a while lol

[krysmcscience]

Get ready for Amogus Spam!!!

Characters belong to @crinklytinfoil - I just came up with the designs and outfits~ All appearance details are taken directly from either the fics themselves (which, as always, approach with caution and MIND THE TAGS) or the comments sections of said fics, though I have also relentlessly poked Crinkle IRL for additional details, such as each character's name and individual fashion sense...or lack thereof (Finnegan) XD

(If you want to read the fics, keep in mind that you will need to be signed in to an Ao3 account first! And again - MIND THE TAGS! Shit gets dark FAST.)

The Skeld bois! The fucked up crew that started it all~ Only like five actual decent human beings on this crew, and all but one of them fukken DIED, lmao. (Congrats on surviving, Devon, you used to be Kind Of An Asshole but you got better. XD) Clark is such an Obvious Dad - it's why he had to die first, he was the only thing keeping shit together, True Facts, sorry you had to find out this way. <:/ Adam is so Fishing, I bet he fantasizes about having a trout boyfriend girlfriend in his spare time. :) Brown is Babby (stabby-babby), but we all knew that already. And then there's wannabe High Class Fuckboi Purple and his emo "boyfriend", yaaaay, can't wait to find out how Purple dies or anything like that, noooo... All that aside, White's outfit makes me want to die inside, why would anyone want to mix hippie and ouji lolita aesthetics??? White, please, no, even your fashion sense is torturous! D:>

(Full-size here, in case tumblr fucks it up)

Corpatch babbies! Everyone on this crew is certified Babby. (Yes, even you, Skylar. Sorry I had to separate you from Pink in the final image, it was too wide and I hated it, please I'm sorry, put the wrench away-) Love that I got to mostly copy-pasta Devon, made my life so much easier after the artistic nightmare that was Stacy's outfit. Fun Fact: That dress is one of over a hundred jellyfish-themed lolita dresses I've designed! This one has a box jellyfish on it, along with other pretty deadly sea creatures, and is called 'Killer Cuties'~ Wilhelm gets to have some matchies with his platonic girlfriend as a treat, also (Fun Fact: he absolutely wears those novelty glasses to Serious Events). Skye's outfit upsets me personally but it's not as bad as fucking Finnegan's so they get a pass. Pink is, of course, The Best One, and let it be known that the little leaf pin is a reference to Bay~

(Full-size here, in case tumblr fucks it up)

Doncaster folks! Such a long image...I blame Vance. Because I always blame things on Vance for some reason. It's just fun, okay? And also I'm bitter about how long it took to draw his damn Bobblehead mech. Him and Aurora both took what felt like a million years to finish, so now Vance has given me additional Drawing Wires trauma, and Aurora somehow seems Too Expensive for me to afford looking at her. Obviously the best part of all of this was everyone's favorite polycule of Brown, Green, and Red (I dare you to suggest they are not Precious), but I also enjoyed trying to come up with an outfit for Umber that screamed 'I think I'm the main character'. XD (If anyone can guess what's supposed to be on Black's shirt, meanwhile, they get a Gold Star!)

(Full-size here, in case tumblr fucks it up)

And, as a bonus, a goofy scribble comic of the Doncaster AU, which I threw at Crinkle after initially requesting (read: attempting to commission) a What If Scenario where Brown never got brought along with White to the Corpatch, and so never met Pink, thus ensuring Brown remained Terrified of impostors. Because my brain wouldn't stop going hog wild over the concept for some reason. 8|

Finally, a WIP of the Parmenides bastards- uh, I mean, Totally Normal Crew of Fine Individuals who are Not At All Terrible. (Apologies to Danni, Marek, and Ashley for getting mixed up in all this, y'all deserved better.) Bet no one was expecting Johnny to be a certified Gamer Catboi, huh? But I bet everyone was expecting Kyle to look like a Born Republican, and possibly Mitch McConnell's estranged half-brother - cuz that's just how the guy is. So Delightful. Also I was totally not salty about having to look at Purple's stupid smug face again while modifying the copypasta of it, No Sir, why would that ever be the case? He's just so great and not the most hateable character ever or anything. (eyerolling intensifies) In other news, Kage's head is way too small and it's driving me crazy but I'll have to fix it later for the finished full-body chibi+bust piece and I'm D Y I N G. Anyway, no icon spoilers for this one - the fic itself is meant to make the readers wonder who the impostors are, so I'm not going to reveal anything on that front.

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THAT IS ALL

[necromeowncy]

What irl pets do/have you owned, if any?

How did you get into FFXIV?

Did your personal feelings about G'raha Tia change over the course of playing, if so how?

(Sorry if you've answered these before elsewhere!)

Thank you so much for the ask! 🥰

1. I have a cat! She's a 5-year-old black cat who's my little wizard's familiar. 🐈‍⬛🔮 She likes watching the birds in my garden and sleeping on my lap while I work.

2. My spouse and partner of 6 years actually got me into FFXIV back in early 2019. He's been playing since 2.0, and let me make a character on his account to try out the game and see if I liked it. I ended up making a purple haired elezen archer, decided I enjoyed the game but wanted to play a magic class (I wanted a pet, so Summoner it was!), and made Aedric after he bought me the game for my own PC. I've never fantasia'd him and he's looked the same since the beginning (other than changing his hair). My partner and I are Eternally Bonded in game, too! He plays a Hrothgar:

3. Oh this is an excellent question. I suppose yes, my feelings certainly have changed quite a bit, yet I always liked him.

In ARR, I enjoyed his character and thought he was interesting, and was genuinely sad when he was sealed in the Tower (I wanted him to join the Scions then).

Me: Hey does G'raha Tia ever come back? He's so cool.

My partner: *playing Shadowbringers after release and knowing FULL WELL HE COMES BACK* uhhhhh idk we don't know for sure if he will. Don't worry though. Just keep playing.

In Shadowbringers, I liked the Crystal Exarch long before I even knew who he was (spoilers were strictly guarded from me, also my partner's doing, bless him). I wanted to touch his crystal arm. lol I also thought he was going to be the secret villain of the expansion and betray me. I put on my Certified Villainfucker™ hat, fully prepared to ship with him either way, since he was just so fascinating and I knew my WoL would be intrigued by him from the start. When he was revealed to not only be the cute catboy I've loved since ARR but also the goodest boy ever I was like, congrats, Aedric, you have a boyfriend now, sorry I don't make the rules. And I suppose the rest is history. 🤭

I never really thought I'd have a ship in this game. And while I absolutely adore Haurchefant/WoL and Emet-Selch/WoL, I couldn't see Aedric falling for either of them. G'raha would undoubtedly be the type of person he'd fall in love with. Someone who has an adventurous spirit, a bookworm, someone who is gentle and kind and treats his nervous heart with all the unconditional care he needs.

[distractingvisions]

Hey!

I'm Vision and this blog is a space for the very spicy thoughts that will cross my brain that I want to throw out there into the void as well as a space for me to explore more about myself and such. Of course that means this is 18+ ONLY, you will be blocked on sight otherwise.

Info:

Non-binary trans guy. He/They. Taken 😋

Still discovering shit about myself buuuut I'm a switch, although I'm an absolute subby bottom for my boyfriend (one day I will dom that nerd).

Speaking of, many of my posts will be made with my boyfriend in mind. So my content is mostly mlm and nblm! However you can still stick around if you're not- basically as long as you're queer, feel free to enjoy (just don't be weird about it). Also what I post will be in text form, I am not comfortable sharing images, with the exception of reblogs of course.

Feel free to send in asks sharing your own brainworms, ask questions, or just to say hi etc. I may take a bit of time responding because of ✨️anxiety✨️ but I'll try my best! And again do note that I am taken so please don't be too serious, we're all just silly horny, ok?

All the cool stuff down below! 😏

Yes:

Cockwarming, Breeding, Edging, Praise, Bondage, Exhibitionism, Marking, Biting, Scratching, Roleplay, Petplay (puppy especially, even though I consider myself a catboy lmao :3c), Possession/Ownership, Body Worship

Anatomy: chest, (boy)pussy/cunt, hole, clit or dick (not fussed either way, I've learned to own these fucking genitals).

Maybe:

Somno, Free use, Impact play

No:

Misgendering/detrans, Anything to do with bodily fluids (of course with the exception of cum and maybe blood), CNC, Ageplay

Anatomy: literally anything that is not stated above, nothing feminine (especially in reference to my chest).

Tags:

I am absolute shit when it comes to tagging so please bear with me and do not hesitate to point out if I need to add warning tags too! Anyways here are some I'll be using to keep things a little bit organized:

#vision thinks - for all the thoughts I throw out there.

#vision answers - for responding to asks.

#☀️ - for my boyfriend to see <3

I will most likely add more as I go!

Disclaimer: Any form of hatred will get you blocked instantly. Same thing applies to ageless blogs, minors, and cishets.

[handsomeunderwear-art]

[MANY SPOILERS AHEAD]

SO DURING ARR UNTIL MID STORMBLOOD MY BOY WAS A MIQO'TE HENCE HIS NAME (i was an FT player for almost 2 years) and mid stormblood i changed him to viera (partially why i play the game) also since his name stays, i decided to make him half miqo'te half viera (but alas i havent found any face 3 miqo'te face marks for face 3 viera if there's any)

(lvl 15 smn, 2021)

(lvl 90 rpr, march 2023)

So! Vis'ya, a fresh adventurer, very green, next to none experience in the adventuring business, set foot to Limsa Lominsa for the first time. He made many friends during ARR and he's started to be well known as eikonslayer and for him, it sounded barbaric but he couldn't do anything to change it.

During Heavensward events, where he involuntarily had to stop the dragonsong war, he met again with Lord Haurchefant. For years he's staying in Ishgard, they got closer and engaged. The marriage planned for after the war is over. Alphinaud and Tataru so happy of the news. But alas, it couldn't happen nor it would. Due to how busy he was during the time, his hair got really long and Haurchefant loves to brush his hair every night before they go to sleep.

After his fiance's funeral, he cut his hair short.

Onwards during Stormblood, his hair started to get longer, and usually it's Tataru who'd tie his hair, but sometimes after seeing him struggling with his own hair, Alisaie helped him in brushing and tying his hair. Sometimes she'd give him a cute style! (Occasionally, Alphinaud would brush his hair too but alas he just couldn't tie his hair the way alisaie did).

Post Stormblood (alr a viera in the game), he cut his hair short again so it's a lot low maintenance for him during battle too and he found that he loved having flowers (with Y'shtola's help so the flowers didn't wilt) in his hair, he started to gather LOTS of flowers in his pack. And he found out he loved purple.

He kept the same hairstyle until well into Shadowbringers.

When his family starting to collapse one by one, he was momentarily lost. What would he do without his family? And then he met the miqo'te he's long forgotten in the First. Who would've thought?

Until middle of Shadowbringers, his hair got longer and Alisaie found a new hairstyle for his longer hair.

During Endwalker, he let the hair dye faded completely and his black hair is back (forgot to mention he did dye his hair sometime before).

And now it's a lot longer than before because his boyfriend (YES OUR FAVORITE RED CATBOY) encouraged him to grow his hair back again and promised to always brush his hair every night or anytime he wanted.

And this is him now :>

This got way too long i got too excited 😭

I want more WoLs on my dash. Reblog this with the oldest picture you have of your WoL/OC, and then the newest photo you have of them. Show off what changed! Did they change race? Gender? Hair color? Hair style? Tell me about it!

[jungwooismydaddy]

Hihi🖤 can I request sex with ten after a big fight 👀

Start really rough but it becomes vanilla after a little while.

Sure bubs <3 it contains some harsh stuff so don't read it if you don't like harsh words

All the boys rushed towards you engulfing you into a big bear hug. A squeak left you you came to dorm thinking that only ten would be here but oh it's wayv they can't even live one day or maybe one hour away from each other, typical wayv.

"Okay now leave her and let her come in" Kun scolded them as you came inside you expected to find it a whole mess but to your surprise the whole dorm was clean af yes a few things here and there but still.

You looked around hoping to see your man but he was no where in the sight. As you were just about to go and search for him two hands pulled you and made you sit on the couch, "We need one more player" Xioajun said, "So let's start the game" Yang yang said loudly making you confused asf.

You just started to rumble the controler but when you guys played more then two rounds you got more familer with the game and didn't even know how many times you guys played it but it was now already evening.

All of us sat on that table already surping the hot noodles, yang and kun bickering with eachother, winwin and lucas eating his food, xioajun and hendery we're busy laughing and there your boyfriend was with clenched fists barely even touching the food, which made you confused a bit.

As y'all finished the food now it was time for everyone to go back to there dorms, you smiled to yourself that finally your would be able to spend the night with your lovely catboy, as you entered his room you find him playing with his cats. Sitting besides him as Louis made his way to you, you patted him for few times as he went back to its place.

Your arms made it's way to his slender waist, you felt his body stiff as he tsked, "Now you got some time for me?" You were taken aback by his rough tone towards you, which he never ever used not for you.

"What do you mean, ten?" You asked completely unknown which made ten scoff in anger.

Like how can you not notice, just how?

"Just why don't you go and spend some time with my members , maybe they would give some good dick to you"which he said it out of anger and didn't mean in any way possible.

This made your blood boil as your fist clenched in anger throwing daggers at him which he returned to you back, "Okay then if you want me to do that then why don't you do it first maybe they would give you some too" And this was enough for you guys to be locked in a situation where you are right now.

Lips locked in a rough messy kiss, fingers harshly digging in every part there fingers can reach.

Harsh curses left eachother's mouth, clothes were long gone on the floor, "You want to act like a mouthy whore then let's see how much you can keep up with me while I ram in that tight hole of yours" He growled out

Yours knees went weak at his words but you wouldn't show that to him of course, you quickly switched your position now you were sat right on his rock hard dick, "By that harsh words I don't think you can make me beg" Before he can say anything else you quickly sliding on his dick harshly making you both moan out as a loud skin slap was heard across the room.

"I will make you regret ten" As you moaned out while again repeating your moves making it hard for ten to take control over you, as his eyes went to your bouncy breasts, he took your hardned nipples in between his teeth and bit on them hashly making you yelp as ten smirked against your breasts and quickly switched his position.

Leaving you nipple with a loud pop as a teasing smirk made it's way to his handsome face, " What happened now kitty" He thrusted as your head touched the head board, "Come on kitty" Again thrusting making you cry out, "Speak up" Your face was covered in tears as he thrusts became slow and sloppy soon shooting his load into you as your eyes rolled at the back of your head.

"My baby took me like a champ" He said while kissing the marks. Aftercare is the fav part for both of you as this part just made you feel loved. Yes he gets very rough sometimes but never forgets to give me the best aftercare ever.

"I am so sorry I didn't mean any words I said earlier I was just you know-", " Shh it's fine I know that and me too" You said while connecting your forheads.

Ten sang you to sleep while muttering a small I love you he drifted to sleep.

[sailorhyunjinz]

~ Heated ~

Warnings: Hybrid!au, bunny!fem!reader x wolf!dom!Bangchan x kitty!dom!Minho, threesome, consensual sex (YALL BE SAFE), penetrative sex (AGAIN, BE SAFE), reader goes into heat idfk?, jealousy (like a lot), nicknames (bunny, slut), sliiight dacryphilia, blowjobs, fingering, cum eating, creampie. 

Word Count: 2,556 words (YO CHILL)

Requested: YE thank u anon *tips fedora* 

Note: YALL this is the first time ive EVER written something like this and tbh i didn’t even know wtf hybrids did so i did my research lmao and if this sounds hella uneducated it’s because i am.... i studied biology in school but... not this 😳

Also I CANT FIND ANY GOOD GIFS OF THEM TOGETHER

A bunny, a wolf and a cat in the same space was anything but calm. You knew because that’s how you lived. 

“Y/n! We’re leaving” exclaimed Bangchan from the hallway. They had some sort of meeting to attend which they told you about at dinner yesterday. You ran to the hallway in order to say farewell to your two loving boyfriends, that small tail of yours wiggling in the air. 

Being much smaller than they were you jumped a tiny bit to reach their lips, kissing them goodbye. 

“Be safe!” you yelled out the door as you saw their figures disappear.

“We will!” they yelled back in unison before the three of you giggled. 

You were hit by the cold breeze from outside as you closed the heavy front door. Already missing them you sat down on the grey couch, throwing a blanket over yourself and putting on some TV show. 

Hours later you heard a distinct chatter getting closer. It was Bangchan and Minho! The door handle of the front door rustled and your ears jerked to the location from where the sound was coming from. The two boys walked into the shared apartment giggling and chatting but something wasn’t right. Your scent never deceived you and in that moment you could have sweared that the smell of another female hybrid was lurking around them. You walked up to them and hugged both the boys, not wanting to make a scene just as they entered. Minho patted you on the head and ears and as you stood closer to the duo there was no doubt in your mind that they had been around another female in her heat since the pheromones change during that time. 

“Had fun?” you asked them while they took of their shoes. 

“It was alright” Minho said plainly. You were confused by the lack of emotions on his face. He walked straight by you, tail just as emotionless as his face. Bangchan pecked your forehead as your eyes were still glued to Minhos figure. 

“What’s with him?” you asked the bigger boy.

“I..I don’t know y/n”. His voice sounded unsure and that only added to your suspicion. The smell of a female hybrid was still hitting your nose and so without thinking you blurted out to Bangchan;

“Were you near other girls?”

He was caught off guard by your brash question. His shaking pupils and flattened ears gave you an answer which made your blood boil.

“I can smell it on you Bangchan, don’t lie” you said with a stern voice while you looked up intensely at the boy. 

He was frozen in place and couldn’t form a sentence before you slammed him towards the wall. Maybe slammed is a overexaggeration, more like pushed because he was double your size.  

“Ok y/n! We might have...hugged a female and then realized she was going through her heat but we didn’t mean it!” he blurted out, scared of the fact that your ears were now tight against your head. 

Now you understood why Minho had run off in such a hurry. When another female was in her heat it could trigger other hybrids as well and you felt the effects right away. Not only were you aggravated but helplessly rubbing your thighs together. 

You stepped aside letting Bangchan go to which he did the same thing as Minho and hurried out of your sight. You stood there dumbfounded and horny. They had caused a problem and now they were going to have to fix it. Stomping, you made your way to the room from where you heard anxious chatter which was the bedroom. 

“BANGCHAN AND MINHO!” you flung the bedroom door open and the chatter died down. You were met with two pairs of freightened eyes staring at you from the bedroom floor. 

“Uhm...y-y/n... are you sure that you aren’t going through your heat right now?” Minho said hesitantly not wanting to annoy you even more. 

You bolted to the cat-like boy and with a handful of this t-shirt you threw him against the wall, nearly knocking down a picture frame. Yet again, ‘threw’ being an overexaggeration but what wasn’t an overexaggeration was your temper. 

Minho’s breath hitched as his back hit the wall Bangchan was still glued to the floor, not moving in fear of pissing you off even more. You looked Minho dead into the eyes but you were immedietly flustered as he smirked, responding to your eye contact with his slightly yellow cat eyes. The smirk turned into a insulting laughter as he licked his lips. His shadow was cast on you which made you appear small in comparison. The catboy approached you slowly, his fluffy tail standing up and wagging from side to side. Your ears got low as you backed away from him, still looking into his yellow marbled eyes. Bangchan’s gaze moved along your movements and stopped when you were blocked by the bed and couldn’t move away any longer. You sat down on the bed making you even smaller as Minho towered over you. His soft tail brushed against your arm sending a shiver down your spine. His ears twitched once before he bent down, feeling his warm breath against your cheek as he looked you into those innocent bunny eyes.

“Good bunnies don’t act like that, isn’t that right Bangchan?” 

Your eyes shifted towards the wolf-like boy that had now stood up and was getting closer to you. You clenched your thighs together as you felt bare under Minhos intense gaze.

“Look at our little bunny, feeling desperate?” Bangchan cooed as he spread your legs with his foot, leaning towards you just like Minho. 

“It’s n-not fair!” you proclaimed, leaning back on your hands against the bed and gripping the bedsheets, squeezing the fabric tightly.

“What’s not fair? It’s not our fault our little bunny is such a slut and heats so easily” he purred towards you. He wasn’t wrong.

Bangchan sat down beside you, feeling the weight of the bed shift. He snaked his big hands up your thigh eventually reaching your sopping cunt. You grinded against his hand and tried to gain some sort of friction between his warm hand and your clothed pussy. Minho grinned before he crashed his lips onto yours and once again his smugness shoked you. The kiss was wet and sloppy in contrast to his teeth that were sharp. You moaned in the kiss as Bangchan had slipped his hand underneath your panties and was now feeling your wet folds.

“We’ve barely done anything bunny” he growled against your ear as his canines poked out of his mouth. You shuddered, not only from Bangchans voice but how his two digits entered into your aching cunt at the same time Minho was swirling his tongue around yours. 

Bangchan took off his clothes and then yours while the kiss advanced. Minho tilted his head and cupped your face into his hands as he rubbed his thumbs across your cheeks. You broke the kiss to catch a breath of air but before you knew it Bangchan layed you down on the bed, hovering above your naked figure. In the corner of your eye you saw Minho slowly undressing, his hardening member springing out of his underwear. 

Bangchan attached his plump lips on yours that were slightly swollen from the intense kiss earlier. His hands roamed free on your body and kneaded your breasts firmly. The small whimpers that came out of your mouth only teased Bangchan more, now sucking purple marks onto your neck and boobs. Eventually he reached down to your throbbing cunt, kissing it a couple times before flattening his tongue against your folds. Moaning, you grabbed a fistful of his thick hair, pressing his face nearer. His tongue worked like magic as it twirled around your enlarged clit, feeling his sharp teeth from time to time when he softly nibbled on it. His tongue jabbed at you needy hole, making wet sounds everytime he did that. The pleasure was immense which was seen by the way your legs shaked. Bangchan saw the pained expression on your face as you were struggeling to part your legs and decided to give you a helping hand by pinning you things down to the bed, slowly tracing his fingers up and down them. Just as you arched your back Minho appeared and tapped Bangchan on the shoulder as a sign to move away. Bangchan nodded and sat further down the bed, pumping his raging erection as his eyes watched how Minho’s face got closer to yours. Those vertical slits in Minho’s eyes never failed to make you scared. His soft fingertips traced downwards as he stared at you and as his fingers reached your cunt that was sucked dry moments earlier he inserted two fingers without any precautions making your ears lurch up. 

Your brows furrowed as you looked at him with a pleasurable expression on your face but he just smirked that teasing smirk yet again. His fingers pumped in and out of you at the same pace that Bangchan was pumping himself. His tip was coated with a drop of precum and his girth made your mouth water. When Minho’s fingers started reaching your g-spot you tightly shut your eyes as moans spilled out of you like liquid. He kissed you on your forehead before pulling out his fingers, leaving you empty. You groaned at the loss of contact but was quickly filled up again when Bangchan alined his member with your hole before sliding into you with ease. His tail brushed again your leg as he started pounding into you, not giving you any time to adjust. Minho couldn’t just sit there and jerk off, he needed to get into the action as well and so he yanked you by the hair, almost gripping your ears and rested his dick on your swollen lips. You looked up towards his cat-like face and hesitated because Bangchans was already sending you into overdrive. Minho saw the hesitation in your eyes before scoffing and saying;

“you wanted this slut” 

He was right. You mouth was longing for his length. All hesitation washed away as you started sucking him off. First licking the tip before sinking down on his shaft, feeling him twitch inside your wet mouth. You were trying your best, bobbing your head up and down with speed but as Bangchan thursted into you harder and harder you couldn’t help but to occasionally let out a broken moan against Minho’s hard dick. This pissed him off. He pulled your hair, moving your face closer to abdomen as you choked on his dick.

“Suck it properly” he hummed before letting you go harshly. You coughed and moaned at the same time, all kind of sounds dribbling between your red lips. 

Bangchan was close and you knew by the way his thrusts were getting more aggressive but just as a scream of pleasure was on it’s way out of you he pulled out. White ropes of cum covered your stomach and hipbone as Bangchan milked himself out of every drop, groaning and biting his lip while doing so. Minho pulled you up by your arm and harsly flipped you around on all fours. Now it was his time to have fun. His rock hard member entered your fuck out hole making you grip the sheets firmly, knuckles turning white. Even if he was smaller than Bangchan his dick sure wasn’t as it filled you up to the brim, the sensation of being stuffed coaxing a few whines from you. Minho held you by your hips and thrusted into you at an animalistic speed, the sound of skin slapping against each other filling the room. Your moans sharpened Bangchan’s ears and before he knew it his limp dick was hard yet again. Your head hanged down as you tightly shut your eyes, trying not to scream whilst gripping the sheets but you felt Bangchan’s hand cup your chin, lifting it up to face him. Looking up you saw his broad figure, his member right infront of your face. The look in his eyes was endearing, being a wolf hybrid he is often misinterpreted for being evil but you knew the love he had for both you and Minho. He stroked your cheek with the back of his hand before sliding two fingers across your lips. Without command you started sucking on them, earning a smirk from the wolf-like boy. Upon removing them a loud pop was heard and he instead replace them with his dick. Minho’s thrusts made you jerk forward, Bangchan’s dick hitting the back of your throat and accidentally choking you. Tears burned in the corners of your eyes but you kept looking at Bangchan through those tear stained eyes because his eyes were filled with love, reassuring you. The difference in pace and attitude almost broke you. Minho’s dick twitched inside of your cunt, his member fitting perfectly between your velvety walls while Bangchan was taking his time, gently moaning and looking at you, stroking your ears backwards as he admired how pretty you looked with his dick stuffed in your mouth with drool spilling from the corners of those petal-like lips. 

Minho was going even faster, your boobs bounced with his movements and made you choke even more on Bangchan’s dick. He glared at Minho with narrowed eyes, angry that he made you uncomfortable and such a mess beneath him.  Minho being the smug cat that he is didn’t care. He wanted to see you even more wrecked and so his last couple of thrusts were hard, pounding into you almost like a piston. Minho was getting more vocal, letting out groans and breathy moans. As you looked at Bangchan with a fucked out expression with his dick in your mouth Minho came inside of you. The white liquid coated your insides and make a squelching sound as Minho rode out his orgasm with small nudges into your pussy. Minho’s length was pulled out of you, his cum leaking in drops down your thighs. Bangchan’s head rolled back as his girthy dick twitched in your mouth once before his cum spewed down your throat. His canines poked out once again signaling pleasure as he patted you on the head. With a loving expression you looked him straight in those narrow eyes and swallowed, your adams apple bobbing from the action. He smiled down at you and pulled you up for a kiss as Minho’s cum was still dripping down your leg.

Bangchan pulled away from the kiss and layed down on the bed panting. Minho stepped inside the bedroom with a towel in his hand which he threw at you. 

“You did well” he said shallowly before he muttered something under his breath. “Didn’t deserve it”.

Bangchan frowned towards the boy. “y/n always deserves it, shes our bunny after all” he said while wiping you down as you giggled when the touched your sensitive parts.

“Yeah but if you try to dominate me once more you won’t be able to walk” Minho said as he layed down onto the bed, pulling you closer to his slightly sweaty body. 

“I-.. I won’t” you murmured but the three of you knew it was a lie. 

[yandere-daze]

Yes this is completely self-indulgent to cheer myself up because I didn´t get Ritsu´s 5 star. For anyone else in the same situation: Hope this eases the pain at least a little

Doing headcanons because my mind can´t conjure up descriptions right now ahdkavd

tw a single swear, gacha pain

Ritsu cheering up his s/o because they didn´t get his feature 5 star card

You were holding your breath. This was your last pull. You didn´t have any more dias left after this and you didn´t want to spend any money, no matter how badly you wanted your boyfriend´s new gacha card

You had saved up for a long time , just waiting for a Ritsu scouting event to happen but it seemed like all of your patient hoarding was in vain now. You tapped on the 10 scout button nervously, only to feel a deep dissapointment and resignation in your very soul

Blue Lights. Great

You impatiently tapped through the various three stars, knowing all hope was lost. At least Tsukasa decided to be merciful and came home. Further proof that he was a gentleman when your boyfriend most certainly was not. Lazy ass couldn´t be bothered to show up smh

As the scouting results screen showed up you felt like crying. They gave your boyfriend a catboy gacha card and you couldn´t get it? Life was unfair

You sat perfectly still in the corner of your bed, still not believing this disaster of a scouting session when you heard the door to your room opening. Speak of the devil and he shall appear : There stood your assumed vampire boyfriend in all his tired glory. Well more like he was slouching but that was hardly unusual for him

He slowly stepped into the room while yawning cutely. When he stood in front of you he pushed himself on top of the bed and said “ Y/n..... I want cuddles”

You couldn´t deny that Ritsu was being very adorable but a childish part of yourself was still cross with him. You knew he had absolutely no influence on if a gacha card of him would come home or not but you still decided to be pouty. You were still really dissapointed after all

Noticing you weren´t immediately wrapping your arms around him, Ritsu tilted his head and started to whine, making grabby motions with his hands like a baby.

“Y/n please....I´m so sleepy, I want you to hold me”

“Why aren´t you giving me the cuddles I undoubtedly deserve?”, he added with a little smirk

“I´m sad”, you pouted and hid your face in your pillow

Hearing this, a slightly concerned look crossed your boyfriend´s face as he shuffled closer.

“Eh? What´s wrong?”

You´re what´s wrong, you wanted to say but knew that that really wouldn´t be fair. “You´re a big meanie you know that? How dare you get such a cute gacha card and then won´t come home to your own significant other?”, you whined

He looked a bit confused before finally glancing at your phone screen, the scouting results still there, not having been touched at all.

“You´re upset about a mobile game when your boyfriend is right here? How cruel of you to deprive me of my daily cuddles because of that!”

Now you were both pouting until suddenly a little smirk crossed Ritsu´s face as he sluggishly got up.

“Where are you going?”, you asked but Ritsu only made a little shushing gesture before leaving the room. Confused you sat there for a few minutes, questioning what your boyfriend was up to now. Was he upset because you didn´t hug him? You should have relented sooner, you couldn´t deny how comforting his warmth was

Then you heard steps again and the door pushed open, once again revealing your boyfriend. But this time there was one major difference compared to earlier. There, on top of his head, sat a pair of fluffy black cat ears. Where he got them from so quickly, you had no idea

At a speed very uncharacteristic of him, Ritsu plopped down on the bed again and ...started crawling towards you on all fours?

“Ritsu what-”, you started to ask but were quickly interrupted when he practically pounced onto you and wrapped his arms around your waist tightly

“Y/n-chan/kun, you don´t need that card when your boyfriend is already such a cute little kitty~ Now give me lots of snuggles and heatpats or you will get scratches~” , he said the last part in sing-sang as he climbed on top of your lap and affectionatley rubbed his head against your cheek

You didn´t know what to say for a second before you lightly giggled as your face brightened up again as you started running your fingers through your boyfriend´s hair

“Prrr that´s much better isn´t it? Give your kitty all the love and affection you can~”

Did- did Ritsu just purr? You blushed at the cute sound but soon chuckled and pat his head.

Obviously satisfied, Ritsu shifted his weight and pushed you down so he was laying on top of you as he further snuggled into your chest as he let out a tired yawn

“I feel so sleepy now, walking out to get these cat ears was so tiring... You better not move while I sleep, okay? After all everyone knows it´s a sin to get up while your kitty sleeps on top of you~”

“Of course not, I wouldn´t want to anger you!”, you laughed and booped your nose with his playfully.

“Good night y/n, love youuu~”, Ritsu yawned before quickly falling asleep on top of you. You couldn´t help but feel lucky to have him, noticing just how much better your mood had gotten thanks to him. You admired his face lovingly for a second before feeling the warmth of his embrace slowly lull you into sleep as well

[ssamie]

epilogue. “your girlfriend’s kinda hot”

kozume kenma x fem dazai!reader

(bsd x hq)

tw: mentions of suicide and suggestive themes + dirty jokes

masterlist.          suicide freak!

"hey uh, welcome to my stream i guess" he said as he spared the camera a quick glance "im not really playing tonight because an incident has recently occurred in this household" kenma said with a tired sigh 

nobody else knew it, but the said 'incident' was y/n accidentally setting half of their living room on fire 

the reason? apparently, she wanted to try burning herself to death in the furnace. obviously, it didn't work. and all that's left from that is more shit for kenma to clean up and a trip to yosano-san. 

kenma is stressed. and y/n is still alive. both of them are facing problems. 

"can you please wear a maid outfit- no."

kenma shook his head as he continued playing, glancing at the chat once in a while to read the veiwers' questions and comments

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user: how about cat ears?! 

user: ^^ cATBOY CATBOY CATBOY 

user: u suck at this game wtf

kuroo.tetsu: hey kenma ;) 

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"first of all, i do not suck at minecraft thank you very much" kenma scoffed 

"second of all, go away kuroo. im still mad at you" 

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user: LMFAOOO kuroo what did u do?? 💀💀

user: he probably broke kenma's pc 

user: PLSS he's the one kenma’s throwing shade at on twitter 

kuroo.tetsu: STOP THE SLANDER 😔✋🏼

user: rooster head lookin ass 

user: ^^ NOT THE HAIR 

kuroo.testsu: 😃😃

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kenma sighed as he continued building a cute little cottage. he was currently vibing, just building y/n a cute cottage for her to probably burn later on. 

and he decided it would be nice to go on stream since his oh-so-lovely girlfriend was still out for work. 

ah yes, kenma has somehow kept y/n alive all those years. 

barely. 

hence why his phone was being bombarded with messages from her, all of which being blurry selfies. 

the photos had her sporting a huge grin while atsushi panicked in the background. 

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user: ayo, ur phone's blowing up 

user: do you have a girlfriend? 

user: KODZUKEN LET ME SUCK UR TOES 😋😋🤩

user: ^ ayo chill 😃

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kenma simply ignored them and continued on with his task. all was going well until a loud slam was heard. his cat-like eyes widened as he heard a familiar voice singing from downstairs, it was undoubtedly y/n. 

kenma chuckled nervously and muted his mic. 

but of course, cute dumb catboy didn't actually mute his mic. haha <3

he ignored all the questions in the chat, all of them being  speculations that he has a girlfriend. which he does, but they simply did not need to know that <3

"kenma~" she yelled out "i have a surprise for you!!" she said, followed by menacing giggles. 

kenma glanced at the camera before hopping off his gaming chair and peeking his head out of the door. 

"y/n, im streaming!! stay down there!" he yelled out in panic 

"aw, you're playing hard to get aren't ya?" she chuckled 

kenma deadpanned as he saw her limping up the stairs, with her bandages torn and unravelled, same with her clothes. he didn't really think much of it since this is usually how she comes home. 

its most likely just due to work and/or another suicide attempt.

"so, kenma.. you'll never know what just happened to me today" she started off with a goofy grin 

"im streaming, atleast let me turn it off first-" 

she paid no mind to him as she peeled off her ruined coat and pointed to her poorly bandaged stomach

"i got stabbed!" 

"you got what?!"

kenma furrowed his brows as he immediately rushed over to his side, cradling her face and waist as he inspected her injuries

"are you okay, kitten?" he asked worriedly 

"yep, apparently it wasnt deep enough to be fatal" she sighed dejectedly 

"please don't be sad about that." kenma groaned "can you undress?" 

"ara ara~ whats this?" she cooed "you're getting real bold, kenma" she smirked at him 

she unbuttoned her shirt and started pulling down on her skirt "but since you asked so nicely-" 

kenma simply sighed and shook his head. "i was gonna prepare you a bath but now im considering leaving you here to die" 

"but the second option would've been better though" she smiled at him 

"oh my fucking god." 

kozume kenma. (22)

╰─▸ university student, stock trader, pro-gamer, youtuber, ceo of bouncing ball lpt. 

╰─▸ y/n's struggling boyfriend. definitely needs a pay after all he's been through.

╰─▸ currently panicking because his girlfriend got stabbed.

l/n y/n. (22)

╰─▸ operative/member of the armed detective agency. 

╰─▸ kenma's girlfriend. kinda dumb, very hot to compensate for it. still hasn't died yet. 

╰─▸ currently bleeding and wounded. also hoping for severe blood loss.

"kenma, did you know" she mused in a teasing tone "lack of sleep and too much stress could possibly lead to poor memory and lack of awareness" 

kenma looked up at her with a look of confusion. he was currently kneeled down before her while she was sat on the bed as he cleaned her wound up with a damp towel. 

"why are you telling me this?" he asked 

"i just thought it probably applied to you" she snickered 

"why? i didnt forget anything-" 

he cut himself off with a huge intake of air. he slowly turned his head to look at the screen which still had his stream going on. to make it worse, the camera was on and they were both clearly in the camera's field of view. 

to make things worse worse, his mic was on the whole time and the live chat was in shambles. 

"i hate it here" he sighed 

kenma laid his head on her lap as he continued on patching her up, honestly not caring that this whole scene was being recorded for thousands or millions of people to see. 

"well, atleast the internet could finally see my beauty before i die" she laughed 

she ran her fingers through kenma's hair as he grumbled under his breath. kenma was a pretty private person. he made sure not to overshare, given his current 'influencer' status. and he was planning on keeping his relationship a secret, though it seems he can't do that anymore. 

"might as well say hi" she shrugged 

so of course, she then decided to walk up to the camera looking utterly dishevelled and roughed up. 

for context, the newly wrapped bandages around her stomach was being stained already by a crimson red hue and it was only getting worse the more she moved, undoubtedly messing up her wound. 

"hi, im kenma's girlfriend and if i see you flirting with him i will make you regret it" she grinned 

"y/n!" kenma groaned from the bed "you're close to dying right now, turn the stream off" 

ignoring him, she proceeded to read the veiwers' comments, laughing at some of them while she joked around. 

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user: heLLO?!?! 

user: GE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOOO

user: bruh, did i just hear that right? were you fuckin stabbed? 

user: ur kinda hot tho

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kenma furrowed his brows as he reluctantly walked up behind her, reading the comments with varying reactions 

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user: well damn, hot bloody girl comes in and suddenly im lesbian

user: kenma looks so done

kuroo.tetsu: hi y/n ;) 

user: HER NAME IS Y/N

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"jesus christ shut up, kuroo" kenma grumbled out with a sigh 

"yup! yup! im y/n, and no, i am not a criminal. i swear." she shook her head 

"i got an injury from my job, that's all." she cleared up 

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user: tangina nyo sana ol

user: MSKAKAKKA

user: THIS IS LOWKEY ICONIC

user: time to scratch another gamer boy off my possible bf list 😔

user: girl wtf happened to u

user: that's wack bro 🚶‍♀️

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"great question, random person from the internet!" she beamed "see, what happened was.." 

"i went on a certain mission and got severely injured. though, when i called for help nobody responded" she said 

kenma furrowed his brows at her words. "why didn't anybody respond?" he asked. she sighed and fiddled with her torn bandages, pouting her lips as she does so. 

"well, when i told them that i was finally on death's door, all they said to me was 'congratulations!' and all that.." she said "what's your take on that, hm?" she asked kenma 

"im not surprised" he said 

she grinned at his words and leaned in for a kiss. "you're so mean to me, kenma~" she whined 

she licked her lips as she held his blushing face in her hands, she nuzzled their noses as she leaned in closer to him. 

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kuroo.tetsu: oh shit 😳

user: we all know where this is heading ;) 

user: sana ol talaga punyemas 

user: AYO CHILL 

user: why we goin so fuckin fasstttt 😳

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kenma hastily turned the camera off as soon as y/n's lips touched his. 

"kitten, were still- hmph-" 

he was only silenced as she slipped her tongue in his mouth, smirking lightly as she ran her fingers through his hair 

"thanks babe." she said as she pulled away, giving him a soft peck on his cheek and a nod "anyways.." she hummed as she turned the camera on once again 

she looked through the chat while kenma slaps his face to get rid of his blush. 

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user: ur fuckin freaky 

kuroo.tetsu: oya oya 😼😼

user: MS MAAM I JUST MET U AND I LOVE U ALREADY WJABSJSJJS

user: not me blushing chiiilllleeeeee 🏃‍♀️

user: KENMA IS FLUSTERED

kuroo.tetsu: kenma, i didnt expect this from u 😼

user: im so fucking JEALOUS GRR😡

user: girl r u bleeding rn 😃

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upon reading a certain comment, she subconsciously grazed her fingers against her bandaged wound. her eyes slightly widening as she felt a concerning amount of wetness seeping through

she glanced at kenma who was still calming himself down and inspected her wound 

"oh my.." she muttered, though she couldn't help but let a smile slip through 

so like any normal person would do, she simply ignored her bleeding wound and the fact that she was getting a bit lightheaded. haha <3

"anyways, let's answer some questions!" she beamed 

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user: what's ur full name

user: what's ur job miss girl 

user: are you possibly looking for a gf, because i am more 

than willing to take the spot 🚶‍♀️

user: how did you meet?? 

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"alright, those are all very nice questions" she chuckled. kenma, who's now calmed down, sat down beside her to look at the chat. 

"first, im l/n y/n" she mused "nice to meet ya" 

"second im a detective! mhm, im cooler than your fathers" 

"third, it depends, belladonna" she cooed as she sent the camera flirty smirk "are you perhaps willing to join me in a double suicide?" 

"oh god.." kenma grumbled. he pouted at her and shook his head in disapproval. "don't flirt with random girls" he whined 

"why not?" 

"uh- because i am your beloved boyfriend, is that not good enough of a reason??" 

"... anyways, we met at a cafe way back in high school" she said with a smile "also, i asked him to join me on a double suicide" she said 

she was smiling and nodding as if it was the most normal thing in the world, all while kenma nods along 

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user: wtf are u okay 🗿

kuroo.tetsu: teenage romance 🤩

user: cute ❤️

user: im concerned ❤️

user: ur a detective?? cool

user: LMAOO I'LL GO ON A DOUBLE SEWER SLIDE 

WITH U MOMMY 😩😩😋

user: ^^ SAME 😩

user: CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BANDAGES MOMMAE 😩

user: u r still bleeding 🚶‍♀️        

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kenma was simply glaring at the chat as more compliments and flirtatious comments came flowing in, all of which were directed to his girlfriend. 

"this is why i didn't wanna let people know about you.." kenma grumbled 

"aww, why not?" she asked with a playful pout 

"people are flirting with you." he sighed "also, stop asking for my girlfriend's onlyfans! she doesn't even have one!" he snarled

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user: LMAOO CATBOY IS ANGRY 😩

user: y/n-senpai spit on me 😡😡

user: drop the onlyfans 

user: chupapi munyanyo 😩

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"anyways, i'd hate to ruin the mood" she chimed in with a sluggish giggle "but im so wet kenma" she whined out 

a menacing smirk was etched on her lips as kenma spluttered in response, a bright red hue covering his face almost instantly as he faced her with widened eyes 

"y-y/n! why would you say that?!" he whisper shouted 

"cuz i am" she whined out as she grabbed his hand and trailed it down her abdomen 

she faced the camera and gave them a shit-eating grin as kenma mumbled out incoherent words 

"y/n we should-" he cut himself off as he felt the concerning amount of blood drip down his whole arm 

kenma's face paled as he looked up to see her smiling like a kid in a candy store, completely unbothered. 

"y/n, you idiot! why didn't you tell me!" kenma exclaimed 

"um- my girlfriend is bleeding. excessively. so uh- bye i guess" it was all he said before hastily ending his stream and turning off his computer. 

"y/n, let's get you to a hospital" he said as he reached down to carry her away. though she simply slapped his hands off and closed her eyes. 

"nope. this is my time, kenma. don't ruin it for me" she said 

"you're fucking dying!!" 

"well, would you like to join me?" 

"no"

"damn." she muttered in response 

"so...wanna fuck?" she asked sheepishly 

"for the love of god-" 

this was so messy :/

[wolken-himmel]

i keep seeing wedding pictures and cat memes on my Tumblr feed man 😔😤 marriage with catboy grimm was my thought,, they use their marriage to their platonic advantage or just for laughs lmao.

shop - 50% discount on tunacans for married couples

grimm - YO HENCH-- uh, i mean lovely spouse of mine look there's a discount for couples which we are very much MARRIED, yes we ARE MARRIED.

ahhh~ and when someone asks if y/n has a boyfriend/crush they'd just PULL out their wedding ring made out of grass, wink at the person and say "no, lol im married. :D"

(Y/n)? Married.

Grim? Smug.

Crowley? Negligent.

The boys? Shooketh.

Hotel? Trivago.

[psych0-str1ngs]

Catboy- Olli Matela x M!reader

Authors Note: I promised my friend a long long time ago that'd I write something for him, but then stuff happened... this was like 5 months ago 💀

Tag List: @matelas (lmk if anyone else wants to be tagged in male readers.)

Description: The reader buys his best friend a catboy outfit as a joke and well... I let you read this....

Warnings: Cussing. That's it.

I breathed heavily as I ran down the hallway quickly to reach my friend's door. Once I reached it, I knocked. A moment later, the door opens a slit,

"Go away I do not want your girl sco- Oh hey Y/n," He said.

"Open the door bitch I'm coming in," I said gripping the bag in my hand tightly.

Olli opens the door wide and holds his arm out, welcoming me. I walk to the dining room table and set down the big paper bag. I smile and turn to him.

"Awh a present for me? " His hand tries to grab the bag. I smack it away.

"No no. Let me get it," I smirk deviously.

I turn to the bag, grabbing the contents inside.

"close your eyes" I say over my shoulder.

He closed them and held his hands out. I first pull out the pastel pink maid outfit. I carefully set the outfit down in his hands. He opens them and immediately laughs.

"You're joking right?" He snorts.

"Nope," I smile.

I turn back around and grab the tail and ears. I hold them and laugh loudly.

"I am very confused y/n," His eyebrows furrowed a tad "What is this for?"

"Remember that one time you made me wear a stripper outfit?" I make him think "Well this is payback bitch."

I laugh.

"Well fuck I was hoping you wouldn't remember," he sighs.

"Yeah well I did, go put this on catboy," I laugh loudly.

"Fine but no pictures," he rolls his eyes.

He takes the items and goes into the bathroom. I sit on the white couch and look on instagram while he changes. A few minutes later he comes out, pouting.

"I hate you," He sighs.

I laugh out, going into the camera app and snapping a photo.

"NO DELETE THAT." He runs towards me.

I get up and jump of the back of the couch, giggling, running to his room. I hold my phone tightly. Olli running after me. I look back and laugh. I jump on his bed and stand up, holding the phone high above my head. He jumps on the bed as well and tackles me down.

All of sudden, he is on top of me, trying to pry the phone out of my hands.

"LET IT GO!" He yells.

"NEVER" I yell back.

He snatches the phone from me and unlocks it. He deletes the picture and throws my phone on the floor.

He looks me in my eyes, and I realize how awkward this situation was. I blush slightly, and look away. Both of us are breathing heavily.

"Y/n..." He says quietly.

"Yeah?" I reply back, looking back at him.

Is he blushing?

"Can I kiss you?" He asked.

"what?" I asked.

"Can I kiss you?" He repeated.

"yes" I say.

He grabs my chin lightly and leans down, his breath fanning against my lips, then he sets his on mine. It was like an explosion. I kissed back immediately. I finally got the guy I had been crushing on for such a long time. When we pull away, we hold eye contact for a moment.

"Be my boyfriend Olli," I blurt out.

"Sure," He gets up from his spot on my stomach.

"Wait really?!" I sit up quickly.

"Well obviously" He chuckles. "Now, I'll be back, I'm gonna go change."

He walks into the bathroom. I grab one of his pillows and scream into it. I was so excited, i could barely contain it. I finally got Olli.....

The end. Ik this kinda sucks but enjoy :)

[twst-campos13]

ANWHWHAHHAHAH YEAHHHH NONBINARY/MALE FOCUSED BLOG THIS IS EVERYTHING IVE WANTED UR SO POGGERS!! can i have an agender reader who’s dating vil where he gets turned into a catboy? you can choose whatever format you like! congrats on the new blog; i cant stress how happy i am to see a blog like this!

Hi mac!! thank you for visiting my blog!! here’s your request >:0!! I hope you enjoy it! (some commentary in the notes!)

Warnings: mild language! Tags: agender reader, catboy Vil, fluff!

Simply put it, Professor Crewel assigned his class to perfect an animal shifting potion for the authentic assessment. Something as advanced as this could not be perfected without any assistance, so of course, you approached the person that you know excelled in this area.

At first, Vil Schoenheit declined. “There is a reason why Professor Crewel strictly assigned it as an individual assessment, potato,” Vil Schoenheit said with a certain amusement in his tone despite his stoic features. You pouted, tugging on his hand and pleading to help you with this assessment. Eventually he gave in but only on one condition: he will only be assisting you and that is final as you should be the one doing most of the work. If Vil is helping you, then that is enough for you.

After a grueling 6 hours later, you have reached the near end of your potion brewing. The potion that was mildly viscous and muddy turned smooth and dappled white in color. It smells mildly pungent however, a contrast to the clean appearance of the potion. Even Vil's nose scrunched at the smell. "Lovely," he commented.

"This means it worked right?" You asked, looking down at the swirling liquid and watching a few bubbles rapidly pop at the surface. You would need to simmer it for a few more minutes before taking it off the heat and cooling. Vil studied the simmering brew. "An animal shifting potion's appearance vary from color and smell based on what animal you wish to transform into," he said. "I would not conclude its success without testing it."

You looked at him innocently. "Will you drink it for me then?"

You nearly laugh when his face slightly contorts to disbelief. "I came with you as an assistant, not a test subject." Vil planted his hands firmly on his waist. "What reason do you have to not consume it yourself?"

You remembered a mundane ingredient added to the potion. "I'm allergic to nutmeg," you answered.

You were not allergic to nutmeg.

Vil squinted his eyes at you and you smiled. Sighing with a roll of his eyes, he takes out a small kit from his bag. It was a rectangular mahogany box, varnished, with intricate gold borders. Inside were empty vials and flasks with nameless labels. "Fine. But I will not be drinking straight from a beaker. That is highly dangerous and unethical."

"Ace and Grim did it once or twice." Your queen looked at you with a certain judgement behind his goggles. "You often forget that I am different from them, darling," Vil stated.

Your eyes looked back and forth on your notes and your boyfriend. His skin became noticeably paler and he was visibly perspiring. Once you identified the obvious signs of discomfort, you knew the potion was taking effect. Vil was quick to unbutton his lab coat—and suddenly you remembered that you still have an ounce of decency left and turned away. You bit the inside of your cheek as excitement bubbled at the pit of your stomach. You were excited about two things: one, being that you may have successfully brewed an animal shifting potion; and two, you get to see Vil Schoenheit turn into a cute little furball—

You...did not expect his voice to exasperatedly purr your name.

Startled, you turned around—forgetting the moments before that was disrobing himself; he must be covered in fur somehow—and became even more startled that you nearly elbowed nearby equipment. You gaped at him, words failing to form out of your mouth and instead stammering gibberish that soon turned into a single, coherent, verbal reaction.

"Holy fuck."

"How eloquent," Vil snide sarcastically, his tail—holy fuck it's so big and fluffy—swaying behind him.

You tried not to—but you did—took note of his partially disheveled appearance. His lab coat and goggles were neatly placed on the table. His pants were slightly hung loose around his waist and a few buttons of his shirt collar were undone, exposing the dip of his neck. Both of you were expecting at least some fur to cover his skin, but alas, there was none.

Instead, a pair of fluffy ears twitched atop his head, and a tail nearly round and fashioned from the clouds, soft around the edges and puffed up like a squirrel's. But Vil did not turn into a squirrel. He turned into a minuet cat. Half-cat. You turned Vil into a catboy. It seems the potion did not work in a way you were expecting it to.

"I don't understand," was all you could say. Vil scoffed. "Now you speak after ogling at me?" He raised a brow, tail flicking behind him at a sudden intonation. You noticed that his manner of speaking changed a little. If he was elegant before he is certainly more elegant now. Like...a domesticated cat that perfected etiquette lessons.

"I wasn't ogling—I was just staring, surprised," you corrected, despite the heat at the tip of your ears. Vil hummed—purred—and his eyes narrowed at you. "Ogling and staring are two very similar things, darling."

You question if he is purring on purpose. Every syllable at the end of his sentence ended with a smooth purr. Maybe, you thought, it is just an adverse effect of the potion.

So, you tried retracing your steps. Where did it possibly went wrong? All ingredients were measured carefully, weighed even, and you made sure to be precise in stirring—

"Darling." You jumped a little from your thoughts. When did Vil get so close to you? "You are standing there like a sprouted potato," he said, eyes peering at you. "Have you figured out where you went wrong?"

"I was getting there," you muttered, eyes glancing at his tail again. You wondered how soft it would be if you run your fingers across the fur. Can a cat's tail reach that level of fluff? Now you wonder about his ears...would they be as soft as they look? If you touch it—pet it—would he like it? Will he lean more to your touch like a cat asking for more affection? Would he—

You froze when your chin was lifted. Your entire face flared at the intimate gesture. "It seems you would rather focus elsewhere than pinpoint your misstep..." he purred. There was a hint of teasing in his tone. You swallowed. "I mean, this—" you gestured at him vaguely "—this is new." You lightly chuckled, trying to calm yourself down. You cannot even meet your boyfriend's eyes from how intense he is staring at you. Vil's fingers remained curled under your chin. Light, but noticeable.

"And what do you plan on doing?"

His fingers moved on from your chin and slid behind your neck to fiddle with the hem of your back collar. Now he is starting to act like a curious cat.

"W-Well if I plan on reversing the effects then that means I have to properly observe this result of the potion first," you mumbled, not fighting the smile that draws from your lips. Something about this scene seemed affectionate. Vil chuckled, and you did not miss the way his lips tugged into a slight smirk. "Is that what you are suggesting to do? To observe?"

You do not miss the flirtatious tone in his voice, either. "Don't make it sound weird, Vil..." you muttered, and he laughed at your probably pouty face. A laugh that is soft and quiet. His hand slid past your shoulder and he sat down on his chair. He leaned back with his legs crossed. His tail idly swayed back and forth behind him as his ears twitched with interest. His plum-purple eyes beckoned you, as do his inviting purr.

"Well, your assessment is not finished yet, yes? Go on. Observe me."

[volfoss]

Diavolo >:) and gappy if you want to :)

well chris :) since yoy asked SOOO nicely for diavolo and gappy :))))))))) <- malicious intent

Diavolo:

do I like them: hes ur husband i hate him

5 good qualities:

1. pink as fuck i like that for him ig

2. sucks SOOOOO much at his job

3. underpays la squadra soooo much

4. his fucking hair actualyl its so bad

5. his whimpers... his best quality is being pitiful as fuck

3 bad qualities:

1. shit dad

2. shit fashion sense

3. hes literally the most musky husky to ever live <3

favourite episode/etc: when he gets ran over or maybe the autopsy moment <3

otp:hmm i cant think of any that are just two people for him..... so none <3 oh wait maybe idk him and cioccolata bc its funny

brotp: none hes a loser

ot3: obvi u joshu and him :) its so cute and i love it

notp: fucking kiraboss omg... seen FAR too many doujins w them on it i am fed up

best quote: just him screaming during the death loop :)

head canon: he left joshu in the washer one time and you had to fish your poor catboy boyfriend out hours later :)

Gappy:

do I like them: YESSSSS SUCH A GOOD JOJO MY BEST FRIEND 4EVER

5 good qualities:

1. how he tells yasuho to turn away during the violence like yes!!!

2. hes just like some guy but so good...

3. hes so smart and just so good oughhhh gappy

4. the entirety of the flashback chapters and how he JUST WANTS A FAMILY OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

5. his stupid little outfit

3 bad qualities:

1. does not kick joshus ass repeatedly

2. doesnt kill tooru repeatedly and stick him in a death loop smh </3

3. made me far too sad...

favourite episode/etc: beetle fight easy peasy, i love how he has his little gaslight gatekeep girlboss moment there its funny <3 and how he works w tsurugi there too, its swag

otp: yasugap!!

brotp: him and daiya >:( i will recontexutalize their relationship they r best friends... also kinda him and rai they have a funny dynamic!!

ot3: honestly none sorry </3

notp: omg him and daiya... like why did araki think this was cute or fun...

best quote: OH MY GOODDDDDD WHEN HE WAS LIKE OH IM NOT CRYING BUT WAS OH MY GODDDDD SOBS BUT ALSO LIKE SOOOO MUCH OF THE FLASHBACK STUFFFFFF

head canon: this man would thrive w a weighted blanket tbh

[tastyykpop]

Will you do a dating headcanons for WayV? I love the 127 one!

Yayy I'm so happy you loved that one😌 its honestly one of my favs that I've written on this blog :)

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Kun

Possibly the only normal boyfriend in wayv

He actually treats you like the members because he's just so used to it

But he's nicer and more lenient

Though if you start acting up he just stares at you until youre like 'lmao jk~"

Everyone sees how whipped he is and are always making fun of him as he tries to ignore it

"Kuns a whore for y/n!!!"

"Shut the fUCK UP LUCAS!!"

Kuns always babying you too >:(

Just loves to spoil his baby for no reason

Would actually get the most expensive clothing for you just because you stared at it longer than 5 seconds

Aways says he can get you anything since he has the money and you're like "baby, no save up😀✋"

And hes like "baby, yes heres some clothes😀✋"

Kuns the type to actually bring you onto his insta lives whenever he's bored

So hes like "y/ns here again!"

But the thing is people watch his lives for you😐

Jk jk

Nah most fans are super supportive though

Hes only once called someone out for being rude and until then, no ones messed with you

Kuns lowkey scary

He can be very assertive when he needs to with you but its nothing too serious

You find it hot dont lie

Ten

Hes like a mix of haechan and jaehyun (if yall have read the 127 one)

Hes very touchy but won't hesitate to bully you

In a nice way shh

He wouldn't actually be mean :)

Buttt like if you did something embarrassing, hes gonna bring it up everyday up until you die

"This bitch knocked over a vending machine rip" hed say at you're funeral when yall are like 94

No but he's kind

And so cute around you

Calls you baby all the time

Thats like his thing

Imagine how he calls yangyang baby yangyang, now its baby y/n

Some members find his cuteness disgusting but you're like 😍🥰😘

Teaches you some dances no matter if you're good or bad

He'll also praise you for trying and doing a good job

Also sneaks in some touches because, like I said hes touchy

And clingy cuz why not

Hes always on top of you, kissing you, or just playing with your hair for the fun of it

If a member says something to him about it, he goes "ok and ? you jealous i don't kiss you like I kiss y/n?"

Just give him lots of attention cuz he's like a cat

Catboy ten is vibing

Winwin

Since he doesn't like pda too much, hes not going to do it a lot

He doesn't care if you initiate it though, in fact, he thinks its very cute

Sicheng knows its because you're a bit needy for his touch since he doesn't do it so he won't mind

Once in a blue moon he'll just walk over to you and kiss you suddenly

Then he steps away, blushing cuz he doesn't know what came over him

"Why did you get a kiss from him?? What the fuck!?"

"Because I'm his girlfriend, yuta🧍‍♂️"

"But did you marry him like I did? Didn't think so."

The amount of times his members actually glared at you because yall kissed is immaculate

But its funny cuz you made them jelly

Sichengs easily embarrassed by little acts of kindness or if you give him a small compliment

He laughs it off and puts his head down as he blushes but its cute asf

Bruh pinch his cheeks, like sometimes he's like 'oh fuck off' but most of the time he's like scrunching his face so adorably.

His patience is also pretty low so listen to him

Hes not afraid of showing hes angry or annoyed with you

His face just goes stone cold and you know your fucked up

Like wtf happened to the cutie that let you punch his cheeks

Other than that though hes a big baby boy

Lucas

Oh this goofy ass would be fun to date

Its just a bunch of laughing and giggling

You cannot even sleep in the same bed without wanting to either punch him or laugh

And though yall do laugh a lot, you're actually very madly in love with each other

Lucas is very nice and will not stand for anyone messing with his girlfriend

Hes possessive but not in a toxic way

Its more of him wanting to keep you safe

He'll also makes sure you both are happy all the time and if you guys need a break then you'll take a break for a bit

Moving on to some fun stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You and him have like daily rap battles

It goes back and forth in different languages and its funny hearing it

Members laugh every time Lucas goes "y/n...rap time!!!"

Another thing is Lucas can't keep his hands off you in anyway

Your hips? Free real estate

Your ass? His hands go there

The back of your neck? Seems like a nice place to grab every so often

Like he has so many places that he holds you by and its completely normal

Hes always saying stuff like "God, im so handsome." Then says "and you're so hot, no wonder why we are dating."

And you kinda just sit there like "yeah sure go off king🧎‍♀️"

There's no way he can go a day without complimenting you once

Its either your face, legs, ass, boobs, arms, hands, hair, this bitch could go off

And of course he expects it back, dont make him sad

"I complimented you twenty times today and I didn't get a compliment back what the fuck y/n😐"

".....you're hair looked really good today, I love the color."

"Oh my God really😳!? Thanks babe🥰, at first I wasn't sure i was gonna li-"

Just compliment him, it'll be ok

Xiaojun

The nicest person ever istg

Hes not normal in any way though but he's just really sweet

Will definitely make fun of you but not as bad as ten

Is such a bitch sometimes in a funny way

Just feels like complaining for no reason and you're like "i'm tryna watch a movie luv...."

Nah but he's amazing

Gets you a bunch of gifts whenever he feels like it

Sings for you if you ask

Jokingly says no sometimes just to see you pout but he'll do it regardless

Get him a gift and hes gonna refuse with the cutest smile while your just forcing it into his hands

Anything you give him is the most precious thing to him even if its stupid

Hes so in love omg

Bruh you guys in public is just adorable because this kid is shy but wants to hold your hand so bad

So hes like hesitating and so are you

Then bitch ass hendery comes in and grabs both of your hands and places it in each other's before he walks away with a smile

So now you're both walking with flushed cheeks but at least yall are holding hands

You can thank hendery for that

Hendery

My guy is a mix of loving, funny, and stupid

Hes so fun to be around though like there's never a dry conversation with him

Unless the room in awkwardly quiet or something

But then again you'd probably start laughing because he's so uncomfortable in silence

Is always lowkey judging you if you do something cute

Even though he asked you to do it

So you just glare at him after

Ask him to act cute and he'll do it without hesitation but its so funny

His eyes scream help but the rest of his face is normal

Omg yall compliment and roast each other on a daily

Its nothing too bad like how otherd would be but its something

You and hendery go shopping almost all the time even though yall don't get anything

You just kinda stare at the things saying "thats cute" then walk away, never batting an eyelash at it again

Some members would even say that henderys the same as he is with them, with you

Just more lovey

And more kisses

Ooo and hes also gentle

Especially if your just going for a kiss, hes always softly holding your hips or cheeks

Holding hands is an absolute must in public too or he fake crys

Actually let him cry cuz its hilarious to the rest of wayv and you

Jk no hold his hand cuz they're warm <3

Hes gonna swing his and your arm back and forth too while skipping because ✨priorities✨

You better skip along

Yangyang

Haechan but make him chinese

No seriously, go back to what I wrote in 127's headcannon and thats basically what's gonna be here

Except yangyangs less bratty

Don't get me wrong hes still a brat but not haechan level of brat

He'll dead ass let you sleep with him just to push you off and laugh at you after

Would go for a kiss then blow in your face

You guys are more of bffs though but not because you kiss and do other shit together

Pranks!!

Omg

Always pranking the members with him

Its the funniest thing if its on kun and no one knows why

Sometimes ten joins and its ten times better

Wait did I accidentally just make a ten joke-

Anyways

Yangyang loves holding you

But at the same time doesn't because too much pda

Don't worry doe you can always just catch him off guard and sneak some kisses to make him blush😗✌

Then let him tackle you afterwards because you did it in front of everyone