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haletostilinski · 6 months ago
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Goddamn, the things this Dylan O'Brien would have done to tumblr a few years ago. My brain cant even comprehend at which point of time we have arrived - him wearing something like this and tumblr only mildly amused instead of completly broken down. Time sure is something.
Sorry for this slightly late reply.
And yes, you are SO right! Him in sexy red lingerie would have had my dashboard going wild, for ages, with the image of him in that outfit alone.
Tumblr wasn't what it once was, though. I still completely freaked out over it, though! LIKE SIr? SIR?! How could you DO that to us?! 😭 Brain = broken.
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calkestis · 4 months ago
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#if your marriage proposal isn't like this then i don't want it
The Good Place | S03E01: Everything is Bonzer!
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greynoceur · 4 months ago
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akaashi ugly crying at bokuto's graduation
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teddybeartoji · 6 months ago
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obsessed with the trope of person a can't sleep unless person b is in the same room with them. they don't even have to Sleep Together or anything – person b could literally be cooking or gaming or showering or whatever but it's enough for person a to feel safe to finally rest their eyes. plus points for when person b doesn't notice that they've dozed off but when they finally do, they just look at them with the softest fucking eyes before tucking them in. maybe they'll even.... give their beloved a small kiss on their forehead.... ok more plus points if this isn't an established relationship!!!!!!
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fisheito · 3 months ago
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hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy
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oh thanks! i could always use more spices-
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. what am i supposed to do with this.
#surrounded by henchmen (smaller Me's) i peer reproachfully into my inbox#2: ...get him pregnant?#*slaps 2 upside the head* you absolute GOON he's ALREADY pregnant we can't get him DOUBLE pregnant#2: well... why not? if creatures can have two uteri then i don't see why--#Me: *drags my hand down my face* yes i know but. just. dont#3: Picture this. your snake wife is so full and round (because who knows how many snakelets are in there)#3: one day he has to stop working much earlier than usual. u kno. cuz of the MASS. and he starts getting insecure about his body changes#3: so he touches his tummy . looks up at you with those big eyes and murmurs 'am i... unsightly like this?'#3: and u whisper reassurances to him while kissing his face#3: then u promptly rail him on the nearest comfortable surface to erase any doubt of him being unattractive#Me: ..............WHAT THE FUFK?#3: *shrugs aggressively while maintaining eye contact*#Me: NO. pregnancy isn't even our kink. why are we-#3: not YOUR kink maybe#Me: *incredulous stare* how the-- you know what . Go to the timeout zone. i'm not dealing with this today#4: the ask says 'snakumo' though. Wouldn't he be in snake form then...?#3: so? THIS CHANGES NOTHING.#Me: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#3: *rolls eyes and mutters while walking away*#5: who's greg?#4: dude you can't be serious. if WE know the meme then YOU know the meme#5: i'm serious. i haven't been online in 16 years#4: look. when you wonder if sex will hurt baby top of head-#Me: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?#2: because we are currently engaged in a circle of ppl squicked by pregnancy... who must make pregnancy jokes#4: it's all about the joke potential ya see. gigglemaxxing#Me: *massaging my temples* i'm not ready to be a father. i never will be.#6: KNOCK HIM UP AND EAT HIS EGGS SO U CAN KNOCK HIM UP AGAIN. NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TO BE A FATHER !#3: (muffled from a distance) HELL YEAH BROTHER#Me: SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fourquartertoast · 2 months ago
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valkyries as GUTS songs!!
(tw: eating disorders – allusion in post, mention in tags)
lily is vampire and all-american bitch
(and every girl I ever talked to told me you were bad, bad news/you called them crazy, God, I hate the way I called them crazy too)
(and I am built like a mother and a total machine/I feel for your every little issue/I know just what you mean/and I make light of the darkness/I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket, best believe)
mary is ballad of a homeschooled girl and girl i've always been
(everything I do is tragic/every guy I like is gay/the morning after I panic/"oh God, what did I say?!")
(well, I have captors I call friends/I got panic rooms inside my head/and I get down with crooked men/but I am the girl I've always been)
marlene is lacy and pretty isn't pretty
(smart sexy lacy, I'm losing it lately/I feel your compliments like bullets on skin/dazzling starlet, Bardot reincarnate/well, aren't you the greatest thing to ever exist?)
(and I bought all the clothes that they told me to buy/I chased some dumb ideal my whole fucking life/and none of it matters, and none of it ends/you just feel like shit over and over again)
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flynncorvus · 8 months ago
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WHA-
Broshimiskies. How.
I'm just a little guy in my little Hellhole of Tumblr-
Thank you to my Mooties, and to any blog-scrollers out there! (@minkschasijasi can confirm, I talk about each and every one of you, I love you all)
Imma go make a 'Thank you' art, see you by... the 25/26, when I get back from Hawii. <3 ya all, I literally cannot-
We'll Meet Again, Don't Know Where- Don't know When~ But I Know We'll Meet Again Some Sunny Day~~~!!!
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evilvvithin · 1 year ago
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rainbow-arrow · 2 years ago
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well. here she is.
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keeps-ache · 1 year ago
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i have done so many character redesigns this year. redesigns georg
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yohankang · 2 years ago
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blazeball · 2 years ago
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i keep going insane over the starless sea when it is like, objectively kind of mid i think, but i cannot ever get this out of my head i feel like it altered something. In my brain
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spxnglr · 2 years ago
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Also Egon remembering that DIO means "God" and reciting his "we eat Gods for breakfast" line before shooting his proton stream up his arse.
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jokersfangirl84 · 2 years ago
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Pedro as a detective. i am SCREAMING!! So much YES!!
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PEDRO PASCAL Think Like a Grandma - Merge Mansion (2023)
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shakespearestolemyurl · 12 days ago
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madmaryholiday · 16 days ago
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I need to actually sleep in for once so my brain doesn't get bored with being awake by 9pm. If I wake up at 9am, time just fucking DRAGS for some reason. I only ever feel mentally awake after noon anyway, so those first few hours are just me fighting my brain until the motor finally kicks in.
Anyway I'm saying this because I already know I'll be up by 9 tomorrow, and I'm salty about it.
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