#yes i can't stop staring

[haletostilinski]

Goddamn, the things this Dylan O'Brien would have done to tumblr a few years ago. My brain cant even comprehend at which point of time we have arrived - him wearing something like this and tumblr only mildly amused instead of completly broken down. Time sure is something.

Sorry for this slightly late reply.

And yes, you are SO right! Him in sexy red lingerie would have had my dashboard going wild, for ages, with the image of him in that outfit alone.

Tumblr wasn't what it once was, though. I still completely freaked out over it, though! LIKE SIr? SIR?! How could you DO that to us?! 😭 Brain = broken.

[calkestis]

#if your marriage proposal isn't like this then i don't want it

The Good Place | S03E01: Everything is Bonzer!

[autisticakaashitruther]

akaashi ugly crying at bokuto's graduation

[teddybeartoji]

obsessed with the trope of person a can't sleep unless person b is in the same room with them. they don't even have to Sleep Together or anything – person b could literally be cooking or gaming or showering or whatever but it's enough for person a to feel safe to finally rest their eyes. plus points for when person b doesn't notice that they've dozed off but when they finally do, they just look at them with the softest fucking eyes before tucking them in. maybe they'll even.... give their beloved a small kiss on their forehead.... ok more plus points if this isn't an established relationship!!!!!!

[fisheito]

hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy

oh thanks! i could always use more spices-

. what am i supposed to do with this.

[fourquartertoast]

valkyries as GUTS songs!!

(tw: eating disorders – allusion in post, mention in tags)

lily is vampire and all-american bitch

(and every girl I ever talked to told me you were bad, bad news/you called them crazy, God, I hate the way I called them crazy too)

(and I am built like a mother and a total machine/I feel for your every little issue/I know just what you mean/and I make light of the darkness/I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket, best believe)

mary is ballad of a homeschooled girl and girl i've always been

(everything I do is tragic/every guy I like is gay/the morning after I panic/"oh God, what did I say?!")

(well, I have captors I call friends/I got panic rooms inside my head/and I get down with crooked men/but I am the girl I've always been)

marlene is lacy and pretty isn't pretty

(smart sexy lacy, I'm losing it lately/I feel your compliments like bullets on skin/dazzling starlet, Bardot reincarnate/well, aren't you the greatest thing to ever exist?)

(and I bought all the clothes that they told me to buy/I chased some dumb ideal my whole fucking life/and none of it matters, and none of it ends/you just feel like shit over and over again)

[flynncorvus]

WHA-

Broshimiskies. How.

I'm just a little guy in my little Hellhole of Tumblr-

Thank you to my Mooties, and to any blog-scrollers out there! (@minkschasijasi can confirm, I talk about each and every one of you, I love you all)

Imma go make a 'Thank you' art, see you by... the 25/26, when I get back from Hawii. <3 ya all, I literally cannot-

We'll Meet Again, Don't Know Where- Don't know When~ But I Know We'll Meet Again Some Sunny Day~~~!!!

[evilvvithin]

[keeps-ache]

i have done so many character redesigns this year. redesigns georg

[blazeball]

i keep going insane over the starless sea when it is like, objectively kind of mid i think, but i cannot ever get this out of my head i feel like it altered something. In my brain

[spxnglr]

Also Egon remembering that DIO means "God" and reciting his "we eat Gods for breakfast" line before shooting his proton stream up his arse.

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

everything horrible but at least my id photo looks great

[jokersfangirl84]

Pedro as a detective. i am SCREAMING!! So much YES!!

PEDRO PASCAL Think Like a Grandma - Merge Mansion (2023)

[shakespearestolemyurl]

[madmaryholiday]

I need to actually sleep in for once so my brain doesn't get bored with being awake by 9pm. If I wake up at 9am, time just fucking DRAGS for some reason. I only ever feel mentally awake after noon anyway, so those first few hours are just me fighting my brain until the motor finally kicks in.

Anyway I'm saying this because I already know I'll be up by 9 tomorrow, and I'm salty about it.

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.