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embraceweird · 1 day ago
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I know we all like to talk about how the twinyards have the same type in partners but I would like to submit before the court: Jean and Cat have the same taste in women.
Evidence:
Laila- for obvious reasons
Renee- we have confirmation from Cat that Renee is in fact cute
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parslynne · 4 years ago
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Bonus:
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Based off the fact Gojo canonically bought a ¥250000 (before tax) shirt.
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Part 1 || Part 2 (you are here) || Extras (not ready yet deepest apologies) ||
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The main comic is split into two posts because the images were too big to fit into one! I have some extra stuff I am wanting to make, but they're not finished enough for human viewing. I've got many theories on how the siblings went from “If I go, will Tsumiki be happy? My answer depends on that.” TO “Don’t act like you’re my guardian. You gross me out.” (for reasons aside from the usual middle school phase of sibling conflict) AND I TRIED INJECTING THEM INTO THIS COMIC (which originally had a count of 9 pages but now is 13 pages + bonus content) BUT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOLLY ONE ABOUT MEGUMI AND TSUMIKI’S ATTEMPTS TO ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES WITHOUT ELECTRICITY. SO NO PAIN
More ranting about the comic below the cut. Spoilers for the manga!!!
This comic was stuck in my head for a while because when I got to c138 I was like OH MY GOD TSUMIKI, Gege why, and I love sibling shenanigans. There’s not much about Tsumiki and her personality just yet (she’s kind, but kind isn’t a personality), but there’s this panel here from chapter 59 that for this comic, I based her entirely on:
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She just seems very fun.
Some context info for the comic:
This comic takes place a year an a half after the Hidden Inventory arc and 4 months after Gojo meets Megumi.
(random note: Megumi's age is a bit of a misnomer for me, because canon says Gojo met Megumi in his first year of elementary school in 2007. The events of the manga take place in 2018, 11 years later, when Fushiguro is 15. I'm a bit confused here because children in Japan start elementary school at age 6 (turning 7 by the time they move on to second grade in April), so Megumi should've been 6 years old when he met Gojo. In 2007 though, he should've been 4 turning 5 if he's only 15 (turning 16) in 2018. Did I misread something? For the purposes of this comic, Megumi is 7 and Tsumiki is turning 8).
In this comic, it takes a while for Gojo to gain custody of Megumi and Tsumiki due to the fact that he's still a minor (and has a few more hoops his influence has to jump through) and that he has to very carefully wheedle Megumi out of the Zen'in family's clutches. If he does it too persistently, the Zen'ins would figure out something's up and be more resistant, if not reluctant, to let him go without upping his price. Megumi's Cursed Technique is manifesting, but I think Gojo figured it out only because of his Six-Eyes. Gojo told Megumi to do his best to hide his wakening abilities (which Megumi took as being even less emotive than usual, much to Tsumiki's dismay). If the Zen'ins ever found out he had the Ten Shadows technique, Megumi's fate would've been sealed, and Gojo would have had no way of getting him out. Luckily, the clan's disdain for Toji clouds their judgement of Megumi. Megumi's also born in late December, so for the clan members who don't think he'd amount to much, this detail is easily forgotten, and when Megumi's six years old and nearing his 7th birthday, the clan members would assume he's already seven and passed the 'age limit' to manifest an inherited cursed technique. Gojo coming back to the apartment in 2008 after Megumi's 7th birthday suggests that he was successful in gaining custody of Megumi.
In the last panel of the main comic, you see there's a divine doggo on the roof top. Megumi accidentally summoned a divine dog during the spirited saga of Usa-Chan-Man, but luckily Gojo sensed it and subdued it, nullifying the exorcism ritual.
Speaking of Usa-Chan-Man, she is 1000% based on Lovely Usa-Chan Man from Oresama Teacher (same author as Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun). She's amazing. If you're interested, the manga's hilarious (even if Student-Teacher ain't your cup of tea, be rest assured----this manga is 90% humour, 8% drama, and 2% romance).
Some inaccuracies in this comic I am now aware of; please be gentle with judgement:
- The Fushiguro apartment is not a corner apartment, I know!! I just- I just didn't know okay, and I was committed to having a shot of Gojo chilling on the ledge of the roof
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- SAILOR MOON STOPPED AIRING IN JAPAN IN 1997. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS. I personally watched Sailor Moon on VHS tapes. I just thought Sailor Moon would be a show that could be rerun 1203 times and people would be ok with it. I am 100% guessing that anime airs on Sundays at 9PM. I didn't research this at all. I tried to envision leaving out the Sailor Moon part, but there went my Usagi joke and that joke was originally supposed to end the comic at 9 pages. I eventually ended the comic a different way, but Usagi had to be there to create the scene transition to the ending. Just.. Sshh..
- What bills and account books look like in Japan. Yeah, I have no idea. Especially what they looked like back in 2008!! Also, how much utilities costed in Tokyo 2008.. I just went with conservative prices typical of modern day Hokkaido in the winter.
- What the weather was like in January 2008. Was it cold enough that kids were wearing winter jackets? I tried googling historical weather data, but I got nothing (it was just like 10 minutes of googling though, so I wasn't trying that hard). In Tokyo though, January is generally considered the coldest month of the year, so I hoped for the best!
- Candles are not strong enough to cast sharp enough shadows for shadow puppetry. Y...yes... But you see, this candle is really, really big and has a very large wick.
I am done. This is all for now. Thank you for reading, if you've read up till this point!!! Happy Jujutsu Friday and See y'all crying on Jujutsu Sunday.
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silkling · 4 years ago
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Hey, Can you make (Bayverse) Starscream meets (TFP) Knock Out?
Knock Out came to with an aching helm and a curse on his lips. He groaned as he sat up, one palm dressing to his forehead and blinking away the static overlaying his vision. He looked around himself once he could see clearly, pausing when he noticed that he was in the middle of an organic forest. The realization made his upper lip curl faintly, and he looked down at himself. And that was when he froze in horror. His finish! It was ruined! There were scrapes in the paint and he was covered in all manner of dirt and other organic filth. He hated it. The medic scowled as he stood, red optics shining with rage. Whoever was responsible for this was going to pay very dearly, he decided. For now, though, he had to get back to base.
He paused as he heard jet engines overhead, optics narrowing. Now, was that one of the little squishies or was it one of the Decepticons? That question was answered when there was the sound of a transformation and a heavy metal form crashed through the tree tops to land in front of him. A red gaze landed on him, and Knock Out could see rage and disgust building in the flyer’s optics before he paused. The look was replaced with confusion and suspicion, and then he spoke.
“Autobots do not usually have red optics.” he growled, voice deep and with a permanent growl woven into it. “Yet I know of no Decepticon who wears such bright colors.” Those optics narrowed to pinpricks. “Speak, stranger. Who are you?”
It was at this point the medic paused. How did this flyer not know who he was? Knock Out was the only proper doctor in the entirety of the Decepticon army. (No, Hook did not count. He did not have the training or the license, for all he had the learned skill). All the others had been offlined in the War. He would have thought that every bot on either side knew him, if only because they knew what he was.
“I am Knock Out.” he said carefully. “And who are you?”
The flyer grinned here, the look savage and far to gleeful for his comfort. “I am Starscream, second in command of the Decepticons!” he announced.
Knock Out blinked slowly, once, twice, then a third time, before fury twisted his features and he let loose a litany of vicious, filthy curses in Cybertronian, combining several dialects and even throwing in one or two curses from the dead languages he’d enjoyed studying in his youth. It made Starscream rear back, optics wide with shock and and EM field buzzing with disbelief. After several long minutes, in which the Seeker could only stare in a growing sense of horrified fascination, (wait, Knock threatened to do what with an engine and an intake? Ouch. Starscream did not want to be in the place of whatever poor fool as angered the bright red Cybertronian), the Aston Martin spit out one last curse before his expression smoothed over and he turned to the Seeker. Starscream, by this point, had taken several steps back and was now hoping that this bot wouldn’t turn his ire on him.
“So sorry about that.” Knock Out said lightly. “I’m afraid I just understood how I got here, and the mech responsible for this mess is going to feel every bit of my wrath when I return.”
Starscream blinked. “I…see.” he said carefully.
Knock Out smirked. “I don’t think you do, so allow me to re-introduce myself.” He stepped forward, crossing an arm across his chest. “My name is Knock Out.” he said with a flourish. “Chief medic to the Decepticons.” he finished his introduction with a dramatic bow.
Starscream sneered. “Impossible!” he snarled. “The Decepticons have no medic. Our last one was offlined by Optimus Prime. This must be some puny Autobot trick!
Knock Out blinked. “Goodness, Sweet Rims actually offlined a bot that wasn’t just a Vehicon drone?” he mused. “This really is different.”
The Seeker reared back, reeling over the fact that this so-called “medic” had just called Optimus Prime Sweet Rims, of all things. Then the second statement caught up to him and he frowned. “Different.” he repeated in a deadpan.
“Yes!” Knock Out threw his hands to the air, the gesture wide and dramatic. “You see, my dear Starscream,” he purred, clasping his hands behind his back. “I am from another dimension entirely.”
Well, that was a new one.
“Explain.”
“In my world, the Great War between the Decepticons and Autobots ended up being brought to a small organic planet called Earth. I assume it’s the same here.” he said, gesturing around them. “Recently, Lord Megatron, that is, my Lord Megatron became aware of the existence of the Iacon Relics. They’re powerful artifacts that were stored in the vaults of Iacon before it’s destruction, and sent away from the planet before they could come into Decepticon possession.” he said. “Lord Megatron learned that possessing the relics granted whoever had them a rather significant advantage, especially certain specific relics like the Relics of the Primes.”
Starscream snorted. “Get to the point.”
Knock Out sighed dramatically. “Oh, very well.” he drawled. “The point is: myself and my partner were sent to retrieve a relic that had only just began putting out a detectable signal. According to our data files on it, it had been created by the old Senate before the war. Unfortunately, the research notes on the subject were corrupted, but what little of the research was clear suggested that the device had been created to study the multiverse theory.” Here, he paused and glanced around himself. “Given that you’re Starscream, and the Starscream I know looks nothing like you, and you do not know me, and the Decepticons have no medic…” he trailed off, raising his hands, palms up as he shrugged. “It would seem that the device was for more than just researching the multiverse theory. The last thing I remember is grabbing it and making for the ground bridge, only for that Pit damned Wrecker to shoot the device in hopes of keeping it from falling into Decepticon hands. Then there was a flash of light and a surge of energy, and what do you know, I’m waking up here!” he finished, through his arms out with a flourish.
Starscream frowned. That…actually lined up. He had been sent ahead of Sideways and Barricade, who were also on their way to this location, because the sensors at the hidden Decepticon base had picked up a surge of unknown energy. If Knock Out was the cause of that surge, and given the fact he was here at its location he might very well be, then it would stand to reason that his story was actually true. Even aside from that, Starscream could pick up no deception in his field or EM field. Granted, bots could still lie even without their voices or fields giving it away, but Starscream was a master at lying, and prided himself on being able to sniff out deception like a turbo-fox sniffing out cyber-rats. Nothing he could tell suggested Knock Out was lying. Which meant his story was, at the very least, partly true.
“I see.” he said, voice devoid of any intonation.
The medic narrowed his optics at the seeming non-reaction, his arms crossing almost delicately in front of his chassis. Something about the way this Starscream had said that made his instincts itch. He didn’t like it. This version of the Air Commander was so very different from his. His Starscream was more skittish and wary, though that wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. In fact, given how his Megatron treated his second in command, the Aston Martin was entirely unsurprised at his Starscream’s more lacking confidence. As of late, Lord Megatron had been….well, even more unhinged than usual. Given how Megatron had taken to lashing out at Starscream for ever petty grievance, it was no wonder the more lithe Seeker was jumpy. This Starscream had many of the same core personality traits, from what he could see, but his behavior was quite a bit different.
“You needn’t worry about me causing any issues in your world.” he said airily, forcing his processor back in track. He dusted some dried dirt of off arm, lip curling upwards in disgust as the stuff flaked off his armor. “I’ll find a place to lay low and stay out of sight of any locals, be it Cybertronian or human. I’m certain Lord Megatron will either fix the device if it was broken or retrieve it if it was stolen and find a way to bring me back.” he said airily. His tone was confident, and though his words sounded like it, he wasn’t bragging.
It was a fact. The Decepticons needed him. None of the others knew how to do proper medical care. Breakdown could certainly perform the simpler procedures, and most soldiers knew basic field care, but Knock Out was the only one who could handle the injuries that went beyond that. Without him, the Decepticons of his world wouldn’t be able to heal their injured soldiers, which would mean more ‘Cons would die and they’d eventually deplete their numbers enough to put the Autobots at an advantage. As vain as it may sound, Knock Out knew that, right after Megatron and Soundwave, he was the most essential member of the Decepticon forces when it came to keeping the faction running,
Starscream clearly didn’t like his tone of voice, however, because the Seeker growled in displeasure. “Oh? And what makes you so certain?”
Knock Out snorted, one optic ridge arching up. “Oh, don’t get so sour.” he admonished. “I told you, I am the Chief Medic to the Decepticons. I am also, however, their only medic. I can put mechs back together from scrap metal, if I must.” he made a vague gesture with his hand. “I do not mean to sound so vain, but I am very much needed by the Decepticon forces back home.” he said airily. “I’m the only trained, licensed medic they have, after all.”
Starscream stared at him for a long moment, and Knock Out did not like the suddenly considering look in his sharp gaze. “I see.” he narrowed his eyes. “So you’re a skillful medic, then?”
The red mech paused. “I’m not as good as Ratchet,” he said carefully. “But I was in the top of the field before the War broke out.”
Starscream smirked, then, the expression showing just a hint of teeth. Knock about suddenly had a very, very bad feeling. “I see.” the Seeker repeated, sounding sickeningly pleased.
There was the sound of pede steps behind them, and two mechs stepped out from the foliage. Starscream lifted his gaze, head tilting with a dark grin. “Barricade, Sideways.” he hummed. “I see you finally made it.” He flashed teeth in an expression that bordered on a sneer. “I’d like you two to meet Knock Out,” He gestured at the increasingly tense medic. “Our newest medic.” He finished with a vicious grin.
Knock Out tensed, his armor plating clamping closed and tight. Oh, he’d been right. He didn’t like this. “Excuse me?” he hissed.
He was ignored. The two new mechs glanced at each other, then looked at him, clearly unimpressed. “He’s a medic? He’s very…bright. Is he a ‘Bot? The silver one asked, sounding dubious.
Starscream hummed. “No, Knock Out here is a certified Deception medic. We’ve been unable to fix any injured warriors properly ever since Prime took out Scalpel. Our new friend here is from���somewhere else.” he smirked. “But he should fill Scalpels’s pedes quite well.”
The black and white mech shrugged. “Works for me. He’s real colorful alright, but he looks too sharp for an Autobot. And Autobots’s don’t have red optics, either.” he sounded bemused.
Knock Out, by this point, had enough if being ignored. His hand transformed into his saw, and the blade whirled to life. “I think,” he snarled. “You will find that I am not quite so willing to go along with you, Starscream. I’ll be found by my own eventually, so I suggest you and your little friends frag off and leave me be.” he hissed.
There was the sound of smaller transformations, and all three mechs were pointing weapons at him. “Weapon away, doctor.” Starscream said, sickeningly sweet. “You are outnumbered, and if you offline one of us the other two will have you subdued easily enough.”
Knock Out snarled furiously, his engine all but roaring with his rage, but he knew the Seeker was right. He did as he was told, and the two mechs behind him stepped up, one on either side, to grip his arms and force them behind his back. He glared at the Seeker, gaze promising pain.
Starscream only stepped closer, reaching out to tap the medic’s chin with a finger. “I think, Knock Out,” He said with a dark grin. “That you will find Lord Megatron reluctant to simply allow you to be stolen away now that we have you. Why, I wouldn’t be surprised if he orders Soundwave and perhaps even Shockwave to develop a way to ensure you cannot be tracked and retrieved by your friends.” He leaned in close, lips twisting in a mocking sneer. “You belong to us now, little medic.”
Knock Out was tense, his processor racing. This was bad. If that was true, then he doubted he’d be able to ever return home. Unless he could get away now, that is. But he likely wouldn’t be able to. He was the smallest mech here. All three of the duller Decepticons were taller and bulkier than he was. He wouldn’t be able to fight all of them. The medic growled, low and angry, and leaned forward against the hold the other two had on him. It caused their claws to dig into and scratch the paint of his arms, but for once he didn’t care. He got as close to Starscream’s face as he could, eyes holding dark promise.
“You had better pray to Primus that you never end up on my medical berth, Starscream.” He said, voice low. “Because while I may fix you, I will also ensure that your stay in my medical bay makes the Unmaker’s Pits seem like the Well of All Sparks.”
There was a rough laugh behind him, and then he was being yanked away from the still Seeker. “Come on, Doc. Time to get moving.” The silver mech grinned.
He was guided firmly through the forest, until they came to an empty road. He obeyed the cold order to transform from the black and white mech, and then they two larger bots followed suit and boxed him in. Making sure to keep the red medic trapped between them, they drove back towards the Decepticon base, the newest acquisition of the Deceptions firmly in tow.
Back at the clearing where Knock Out had appeared, Starscream remained frozen for a moment longer. Suddenly, he felt like he might have made his decision just a little too hastily, and he remembered the creative threats and curses the smaller bit had spat out. If Knock Out was actually capable of even half the things he had threatened in that little spiel, and Starscream got the unpleasant feeling he was, then he very, very much did in fact hope he never had to go to the medic for repairs. Though, given his luck as of late…he had a feeling he’d be seeing the doctor sooner than he thought.
Frag.
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chemicalpink · 4 years ago
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Hey, I hope you are doing good this was a thing that was wondering me so there are lot of bts future spouse /soulmate/twinflame videos being made on youtube and honestly everyone is being psychic like it has become a shitshow and what was previously just for curiosity fun and entertainment are becoming extremely emotionally invested in the topic especially for maknae line soulmate it would be interesting if the can do a tarot reading or your spiritual experience why is the future spouse saga turning ugly and does universe what us to know something through it !? Because it's becoming pretty crazy right now
Okay so I believe that yes, the spiritual part has a lot to do behind this occurrence, but I also think its roots lay on psicosocial matters and honestly I could go on for days about this but I’ll try to restrict it to a few points that you’ve mentioned
Why all of a sudden everyone seems to be tarot readers/astrologers/psychic?
The capitalism behind celebrities and how does that play a part in what is going on?
Are these people accurate at all?
How does energy shifting play a part in this?
Is the soulmate journey even something a third person would be able to note?
But first a Disclaimer: this opinion/rant is based on my experience with spirituality, I am obviously a mere mortal, so I do not hold the absolute truth. Spirituality is a constant learning process and it is open to discussion and interpretation of each person. I am also now a proud sociologist graduate that specialises in a lot of the stuff that has to do with what anon is asking, I’m a social behaviouralist applied to the entertainment industry as well but I’ll also provide my resources in the end.
A/N: Some of you might not yet be ready to read all of this, if I see ANY of you trying to start beef with me, even after the disclaimer, I'm gonna block you. If you want to talk more about it or want to discuss it further, DO SO OFF ANON. ISTG you’ve been warned, I’ve been working on this for the longest time, it even has resources to back all of it up! I’m so glad anon asked, I’m done being diplomatic on this topic (I know people that usually ask stuff are so respectful and i love you guys for it, this note is for those people that regularly jump on my asks to stir things up)
You guys are in for a whole academic article if you decide to read this
SO FUN AND EXCITINGGGG Let us start with behavioural economics as our base to understand the whole phenomenon, it's such a broad and kinda complex concept (especially since I’m trying to extrapolate it to this particular scenario) so let me do my best. It has a lot to do with trend following, although at least to me, it's unclear how exactly this content came to be (soulmate readings, channeling messages, etc) I am guessing it had something to do with an intersectionality between the general spirituality boom that we’ve met with during the pandemic and some person that just as any other marketable opportunity, saw a bridge between fandom life and this spiritual life (both prominent trends in the last two years or so) and honestly, it worked perfectly, whatever their initial intentions were, they threw out a new “product” and it kind of sold itself, two different trends coming together… turned into a behavioural game theory where if you played the part that allows your content to be consumed, you’ll get rewarded for it. In more simple words, tarot meets fandoms (alternatively, tarot meets BTS) is great as it is! but the fan behaviour (which we’ll talk about in a bit) positions the most private parts of the celebrities’ lives to be much more interesting than things that we are already able to see (personal experience, love readings do so much better than idk career readings and it all comes down to behavioural trends of perceiving ‘love’ as something very intimate)
Now, this is where we’ll begin to talk about capitalism as a whole, even in non-monetary systems like social media, where it takes more of a rewarding system via likes, views, reblogs, etc. The whole principle of us living in such a system is being aspirational, we see others profiting off of something, we might want to reach out and do the same so we can profit ourselves, which honestly, I think is what happened with the whole BTS soulmate readings boom, they get a lot of attention, and as a basic market law, as demand goes up and a few people that initially did these readings are no longer capable to satisfy the need of the people wanting to know all the tea, there are market opportunities for other people to do the same thing and increase the offer, although since this whole theory is behavioural, it is very context-dependant, which ends up not following the principle of the consumers being rational about how much and what content they consume, they just sort of consume all of it, regardless of whether the content creator is qualified to offer such content or not, which ultimately only adds onto a never ending cycle of more people claiming they are tarot readers/astrologers/psychics and fear nothing because this is the internet, you don't really have to enter any qualifications to be able to create content, whether someone is reliable in internet terms is basically all about how many likes they’ve got (which is why I always tell you guys to please consume content responsible).
When it comes to accuracy- I guess that’s the hardest part of all, we can’t just have pointers that would automatically tells us if someone’s craft is valid or not, since everyone’s craft is different all craft is valid to a certain extent (you can easily find scammers of course but that’s another story) what we can have are personal standards and deciding what content to consume or whose content to consume, but that’s entirely a personal decision and since so many people are invested in it- it seems really hard that these “market tendencies” might change any time soon. On that same note of accuracy, I really feel the need to talk about a major occurrence I’ve come across in this whole soulmate scene, minors. Now, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a minor and approaching spirituality (I was very much a minor when I started) but there’s a huge difference between just playing around and deciding to create content for the whole world to have access to. Of course I’m aware not all tarot readers in the BTS fandom are minors, and ARMY is very diverse and even if they were only minors it would be wrong to invalidate them, but we can’t ignore the statistics of it when touching this particular topic, according to 2020 data, 50,31% of ARMY are below 18 years old, and 42,59% are between 18-29 but why is this important? because the exact historical and economic moment we are living in mainly impacts these two age groups, thus making all 92,90% of ARMY a potential target to consuming or falling in a behavioural game theory of creating this content without them necessarily being qualified for it. But hey, why do you keep talking about the importance of being qualified? Glad you asked, creating spiritual content all comes down to one amazing term: accountability.
And this will explore two main phases of it, one applicable for that 50,31% that could potentially be drawn to create spiritual content and other for the 42,59% that could potentially be dragged to creating that content without much spiritual knowledge. For the first one, it has a lot to do with cognitive aspects, young people tend to do stuff without much further thought about how their actions impact other people, which, as they should, they are kids, they shouldn’t have to worry too much about emotional responsibility as us adults do, furthermore, they are in life stages where they can’t really comprehend many abstract concepts that we later learn in life, and spirituality is one of those concepts, so they tend to just have fun with it with no regards on how their content might impact other minors (this is where the whole feeding a false scenario that is potentially delusional in exchange of more views, likes comes into play) on a more spiritual level, they also aren’t able to comprehend the boundaries of the celebrities they’re reading for, us readers have to always be careful about the information we give out since it is not ours to give. As for the second group, some of this is still applicable since theorists consider a full cognitive maturity until 23 years of age, but since it is very intersectional itself, i would found it more to a spiritual responsibility, since they are young adults, and if they haven’t been spiritually guided as kids, they’re most probably eager to learn and just awakening yet to some of them the drive to this spirituality is content creation instead of inner work, so they get their hands on a tarot deck, might kind of read a few things, call it a day and start reading for BTS (note: not all of them, I’m aware)
As for the maknae line being the most sought out people with this content, I guess it kinda makes sense now that I’ve said all of the information above, maknae line is closest to the age group of 92,90% of ARMY, so they instantly become more marketable to this content creation and the whole Game Theory that we are seeing. With all that being said, and just adding a note coming from my own spiritual experience, soulmates in any form are a difficult topic for a third person to prode, which is why I, personally, tend to not touch that topic, love is one hell of a concept, especially since we all have different conceptions of love and interpersonal relationships. I do know for a fact that there’s only so far we can go in terms of fated connections, like with astrology, but even then, we would have to know their birth times exactly (so we can check for any indicator or a soulmate connection), and/or compare BTS with the rest of the world’s population in order to accurately tell if someone has a soulmate synastry/overlay/composite with them. Also, soulmate journeys are intimate and we are all just fans, what right do we even have to look for things that do not and will never belong to us?
This is why I’m always telling you guys to PLEASE consume content responsibly! Really! Us content consumers also have our part to play that can help us get more accurate, more drama-free content
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shadowed-dancer · 4 years ago
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BNHA Theory: Why Aoyama Isn’t the Traitor
Debunking common claims because I love my boy and don’t want him to be evil. This is all for fun, and if you still want to believe he’s the traitor then I'm not stopping you.
This will be spoiler free, and will only cover stuff we see in the anime.
“We don’t know where he was during the USJ attack”
Ok, very fair point. However, have you ever considered that the USJ attack doesn’t actually matter when it comes to the traitor? Whether it’s Aoyama or not, I don't think this is a solid place to look for clues.
We know how the villains got the class schedule, there was no need for a traitor. Shigaraki noticed the press was desperate to get in, he disintegrated the barrier, and let them storm the campus
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Then, while all the students were trying to evacuate, the teachers were also busy dealing with the reporters.
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We only see Aizawa and Present Mic, but we can assume the others were dealing with the security breach too (and if not, then perhaps a teacher is the traitor? it doesn’t really matter, but the point is: it’s not a student).
Now, it’s possible that Aoyama was not affected by the rush of students, as he usually eats in the classroom, but he’s still pretty innocent. Students likely didn’t know the schedule, and had no idea All Might would be taking them to the USJ. I doubt the traitor would go through all this trouble if they weren’t absolutely sure that All Might would be taking them off campus sometime soon. Shigaraki could risk coming up empty (as in, finding a schedule where All Might never leaves campus) because he just doesn’t know what to expect, but a STUDENT risking themselves is a lot less unlikely. They’d risk getting caught and possibly expelled, or worse.
As for the USJ attack itself, Aoyama was most likely hiding. I’ll talk about this more in just a second, but in scenarios where he’s put in danger, Aoyama gives up and hides (even if there’s no one around).
So why’d he call attention to his absence? Well, to figure that out we need to look at...
Aoyama’s goals, personality, and motivations
Aoyama’s shtick is that he wants to stand out and be the centre of attention, yet is constantly pushed to the background.
His costume and hero name are meant to stand out, and the way he constantly talks about how wonderful he is is an attempt to get attention. He’s also obsessed with his appearance (as shown when Mina ruins his cape). None is this proves he’s a traitor, it’s just a form of comic relief.
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When he asks if anyone wanted to know where he was, only to say “it’s a secret”, he was most likely trying to garner attention and make himself seem more cool and mysterious in the eyes of his classmates, but as an audience, it’s a lighthearted moment to ease us out of the heavier storyline. Again, he was probably hiding in fear, but wanted others to THINK he was bravely fighting like everyone else, which takes us to our next point to break down...
“Dabi didn’t attack him during the training camp”
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This is probably the most damning piece of evidence.. If you need a brief refresher, Aoyama is hiding behind a bush, peaks his head out, and is almost immediately noticed by Dabi (it’s unclear if the villain sees who is behind the bush or not, but Aoyama says, “he saw me”. Even if Dabi didn’t see his face, he saw that there was a person). He goes to check but is immediately sidetracked by Twice, who reminds him to call back the Nomu he sent out. Dabi proceeds to forget about the student behind the bush.
Here’s the thing; this scene says more about Dabi than it does Aoyama. People tend to forget, but at this point in the story Dabi has not killed anyone. Heck, he’s not even in the criminal data base. Maybe he’s just sneaky, but Giran specifically calls out the fact that, “he hasn’t done any flashy crimes”. If he’s a criminal, he’s never been caught.
Back to that comment about the criminal data base, it’s a detail a lot of people overlook. When Tsukauchi is taking statements from Aizawa and Vlad King, he tells All Might that they ran a search through the CRIMINAL data base, looking for a man that matched Dabi’s description, and they came up empty handed. Not the quirk registry, they were specifically looking for criminals.
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Dabi’s appearance is distinct, to say the least, so even if he was caught for petty theft, they’d be almost certain to catch and identify him. But no, he’s not a criminal at this point.
That being said, let’s look at how Dabi acts during the rest of this arc. For the most part, the real Dabi isn’t attacking unless he’s provoked first. When Deku, Shoto, and Shoji fall from the sky, he attacks to protect his teammate (since the boys had just jumped Mr. Compress). The exception is when Dabi’s clones goes after Aizawa and Vlad King, but in these situations he is very much aware that the two are pro heroes and will protect their students. Aizawa says it best, they’re trying to keep the pros distracted.
This isn’t meant to be defending Dabi, but instead to point out that, at this moment, he’s not very experienced in being a criminal. No spoilers but it’s obvious that CURRENT Dabi has no hesitations about killing people (see: those thugs in the alley and the hero Snatch). But, in this arc, he didn’t seem to want to cause any unnecessary violence. For these reasons, I believe he would have spared ANY kid behind that bush, not just Aoyama (forgetting to go back after Twice distracted him was a conscious choice, it would have taken literally no time out of his day to go check who it was, and instead he decides to let the kid live). Dabi’s purpose is to seem intimidating and distract the pros, not to attack recklessly.
Whoops, I went on a tangent. Back to my twinkling boy!
Aoyama is a coward
(meant in the most loving way possible)
Aoyama is a coward. I brought it up with the USJ that he was probably hiding, and we saw it with Dabi when he was cowering behind a bush. But the important thing is that, at the training camp, he actually does get the courage to attack (specifically when he sees Deku and the others fighting back).
We see this again during the license exam
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During the test, he was scared to fail, so he hid until Iida found him. And, once again, the courage of his classmates gives him the strength to act. Aoyama is just scared. Some people point to this as evidence that he’s the traitor, since he doesn’t have the character of a hero, but actually think about it. Hero society is corrupt; people are becoming heroes for a whole host of other reasons. Almost no one has the motivations of a hero out of Class 1A.
Bakugo wants to be the best, Todoroki wants to stick it to his dad, Uraraka wants to make money, Iida is carrying on his family business, and Mineta wants girls. And hey, Mineta is also a coward, so take that as you will. Not everyone becomes in the hero course is suited to becoming a hero, and that’s the whole point (it’s the entire motivation behind Stain and his followers).
“How about the secret message?”
Ah yes, the secret message. "il faut se méfier de l'eau qui dort", literally translated to "beware the water that sleeps". It basically amounts to “there’s more than meets the eye” or “watch out for the quiet ones”.
Would a traitor expose himself? Probably not, the only reason I could say yes is if the traitor was helping the villains against his will and needed to tell someone, but what’s more likely is that Aoyama knows who the traitor is.
This next little theory isn’t really based on anything, but it’s possible that, while he was hiding from Dabi and Twice, the villains mentioned who the traitor was. Twice seems like the kind of dude who’d accidentally let it slip, or if he didn’t say a name, maybe he mentioned that SOMEONE at UA is a traitor and Aoyama is trying to get Midoriya’s help in figuring it out. Either way, he may be trying to alert Midoriya that someone can’t be trusted.
Alternatively, he could be referring to both him and Midoriya, and may not be talking about the traitor at all! When Aoyama wrote “I know” in cheese, he specifies that it was meant to say, “I know you have a quirk like mine” or “I know what you’re going through”. This could be similar, attempting to tell Deku “we are the same, there’s more to us than people know because we go through things that others do not.”
But wait, “the water that SLEEPS?” Mr Aizawa sleeps! Is Mr Aizawa the traitor?!?!?!
Tangent: Is Mr Aizawa the traitor?
No. This dude puts himself at risk for his kids more times than I can count. It makes no sense for him to go so out of his way to protect his kids (like at the USJ) only to be the traitor. As well, Aizawa could have easily texted Shigaraki and been like “yo change of plans, All Might isn’t here, don't bother showing up”.
In addition, Dabi actually DOES attack Aizawa at the training camp. No one is around to see it, so it’s not like it’s for show, and Aizawa is deliberately shown to not know what Dabi’s power is. (As seen when he says, “the fire wasn’t his quirk?” when the clone melts).
So yeah, “the water that sleeps” isn’t referring to Aizawa.
Some final thoughts about the traitor
I personally don’t believe there is one. In one chapter of the manga, the teachers are talking with the principal and mention how the dorms have revealed nothing suspicious from the students. As well, when Present Mic first brings up the idea of a traitor, he actually points to a STAFF MEMBER before bringing up the possibility of a student.
He mentions that only the teachers and first years knew where the training camp was, and then says, “I guess a student could have used their phone”. He says it like an afterthought, as if the possibility of it being a student hadn’t even crossed his mind until he said it out loud.
So yeah, I don’t think a student is the traitor. I am also hesitant to think it’s a teacher since Nezu says he can trust everyone in the room during their meeting. I think the traitor theory was just an excuse to get the kids living in dorm rooms for all the goofy teenage moments that could arise from that.
Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed! And I hope all Aoyama fans can feel a little more at ease, knowing their boy (probably) isn’t the traitor.
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shenanigans-and-imagines · 5 years ago
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The Senator and The Chiss
Until We Meet Again: Part 1/?
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Thrawn x Senator!Reader, Female Pronouns
Summary: You are a newly appointed Senator of you home planet, trying your best to make it through Ascension week in one piece. Things take a turn for the interesting when you meet a Lieutenant of the Imperial Navy unlike any you have seen before.
Loosely based on an anon request.
A/N: I’m not exactly sure where this is going. I plan this to be a series of one shots revolving around this Senator!Reader. If your interested in reading more about her and Thrawn, feel free to send any request my way! And remember REBLOG AND COMMENT IF YOU LIKE THIS!!!
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Ascension week was proving to be more exhausting than you had anticipated.
You understood what was expected of you and had mentally prepared to be on your feet for every day of the celebrations. But after only three days, the names and faces were starting to blur together until nothing mattered except going home and finally getting some sleep.
You clung to the sides of the ballroom, enjoying the moment’s peace while you could. You had long forgotten where exactly you were or even the host’s name. A twist of guilt resided in your stomach because of it. With any luck you could remain anonymous for another hour or so, as to not appear rude when you left early. The dress and hairpiece you were wearing, however, were making things difficult.
The wardrobe was ceremonial in nature, meant to mark you as a leader of your people. The dress was perfectly tailored to your figure with vibrant greens interwoven with golden and silver thread sewn together in a striking pattern. An elaborate crown was braided into your hair making it appear as if golden vines resided there blooming with silver flowers. It was a striking sight, meant to represented the life of your homeworld and the pride of your people.
Governor Lir had declared you a vision when you had arrived, assuring you were a testimate to Danu and would be the talk of Courscant.
You had thanked him, but knew his words rung partially false. Even when your aids had finished the final touches, you could feel yourself being buried under the weight of the dress. The metal vines poked and pulled at your scalp. You had almost tripped upon first entering the ballroom. If it weren’t for having Governor Lir’s arm, you would have fallen. It was obvious to any with a pair of eyes, and especially yourself; the dress was wearing you rather than you wearing it.
Perhaps you just needed practice. You had only been Senator of Danu for a handful of months and had just settled into your office on Courscant a few weeks ago. It would take time to adjust. But as you looked over the sea of people in the ballroom, all veteran politicians, military men, and various other powerful figures, it was becoming clear time wasn’t on your side.
You took a sip of your wine. Maybe you could convince Governor Lir you needed to rest. Surely he had introduced you to enough people for the evening.
You spotted him across the room, engaged with a handful of other Outer Rim governors.
It would have to wait. You didn’t want to be accidently sucked into another trade routes discussion, if you could help it.
You continued to walk until you came across a set of heavy curtains. They appeared hastily put up. Peaking out of one of the corners you could just make out the bright colors of some kind of mural. Most likely the host didn’t have time to finish it before the start of Ascension week. Regardless, it was exactly the reprieve you needed. Taking a quick glance to make sure you wouldn’t be seen, you ducked under and out of sight.
You turned to face the wall, not wanting to risk backing into wet paint. But, as your eyes adjusted to the dim light, it was clear such precaution was not necessary.
The mural was old, much older than any of the other paintings and portraits placed around the ballroom. The color was starting to fade, but their vibrancy would not die an easy death.
The entire wall was covered in what could only be an ancient star map. Circles and lines weaved along, connecting worlds and stars and planets together in a delicate dance. Each planet stood bodly on their own while still emphasising the importance of the lines connecting them to the rest.
You took a small step back, craning your neck to try and catch every brush stroke. It was then you noticed fresh paint along the corners. At first you assumed it was restoration, but as you examined closer, the darker, subtler color scheme told you otherwise.
A small sting of pain came to your heart. They were painting over it.
The rustle of fabric interrupted your thoughts. You turned toward the sound, an apology ready on your lips when they froze there in wonder.
A new party had entered your sanctuary, but he was unlike anyone you had ever seen.
He was alien, a rarity you had found at events such as these during your short time on Coruscant, but he didn't belong to any species you could name. His humanoid appearance and blue skin should have pointed clearly toward a Pantoran. But his face lacked the usual golden facial tattoos. More importantly his eyes weren’t the usual black or gold; they were a glowing red.
He stood tall exuding an air of confidence which left you transfixed. At first you thought he might be a general or even a prince. But, his uniform and plaque marked him as a Lieutenant of the Imperial Navy.
It felt wrong, somehow.
You blinked, suddenly realizing how long you had been staring. The only comfort you could find was that he had been staring back.
“I’m sorry,” you said, automatically. “Was this your hiding place?”
You held back a wince at your own words. Why would someone like him need to hide?
To your relief, he did not seem to take offence as his lip curled into a mildly amused expression. “No,” he said, in accented Basic. “I was merely hoping for a chance to admire the artwork. Though, it appears I have stumbled upon your hiding place.”
Your eyes darted down in embarrassment. “It was not my intention for it to be so. I just needed a moment to breathe and well…” You looked back toward the painting, and the same regretful pain tugged at your heart once more.
“I will leave you to it, then,” the alien said. He turned to leave, and a sudden panic took you.
“There’s no need,” you said, quickly. “Please, there is more than enough room for two and you may not have another opportunity.”
He paused a moment. His expression was unreadable as his red eyes gazed directly into yours.
You found yourself holding your breath, not even daring to blink.
Then, slowly, he nodded and took a place by your side.
You stood in silence, each allowing the other to observe the mural in peace.
It was actually rather pleasant. You hadn’t realized how long it had been since you had a comfortable silence with someone.
“What do you know of this painting,” he asked.
His tone was surprisingly soft. If he hadn’t addressed you directly, you would have assumed he was asking himself.
“Not much I’m afraid,” you answered. “Judging by how faded it is and the subject matter, I would guess it was commissioned well before The Clone War.”
“That was my conclusion as well. You have a fondness for that era, I take it.”
You gave a small frown. “What makes you say that?”
“You were facing the mural instead of the entrance,” he said, not bothering to take his gaze from the wall. “For one reason or another, this piece overshadowed your desire to remain hidden.”
Your stomach twisted uncomfortably at the truth of his statement as your cheeks grew warm. “I suppose you’re right. In truth, I have a fondness for any era of peace in our galaxy’s history. The Republic was so for nearly a millennium…” You stopped then, a familiar lump forming in your throat. “Until it wasn’t.”
“And what of the Empire?”
You shrugged, swallowing the lump as best you could. “Too soon to tell.”
He said nothing for a moment. His eyes still remained on the mural, but you knew he had taken your words into serious consideration. To what end, you could only guess.
“What other thoughts do you have on the painting?” he asked.
“How do you mean?”
“What do you see? What do you believe drew you to it in the first place?”
He settled his eyes on your now, with just the same focused attention as he had the wall.
“You me aside from its use as an ideal hiding place,” you asked.
His lip twisted upward slightly. “Yes, aside from that.”
You nodded, and allowed yourself a moment to ponder the question. Your eyes wandered again to the mural, to the shapes and colors and the looming ridged strokes along the edges.
“I think it has more to do with the contrast of what is to come,” you said, thoughtfully. “A riot of color rebelling against the darkness.”
You turned your eye to his. They seemed to burn in the dim light. For a moment, you thought you might burn yourself. You looked away, suddenly feeling very small and childish in your explanation.
“But, I am no expert.”
“Perhaps not,” he conceded. “But your answer is telling, nonetheless.”
Your back stiffened, and you raised your chin a little higher. “Do you presume to know me Lieutenant?”
“No,” he said, calmly. “I would not presume to know anything without more data.”
“But you have come to some conclusions.”
“Theories.”
“Which are?”
You were standing even straighter now. You would not allow yourself to be intimidated, especially by a man you barely knew.
He paused then. Something in his expression faltered, as if taken by surprise.
A small swell of pride came to your chest. You had a suspicion surprise was a foreign emotion to the alien.
It only lasted a moment and the impenetrable mask reclaimed its place on his features.
“As I said, I cannot make any certain claims,” he said, carefully. “I can only speculate. But I believe I am correct in saying, you are much bolder than you allow yourself to be.”
You blinked in wonder, not knowing entirely what to say. Slowly, you regained control of your vocabulary. “I will take it under consideration.”
He gave small nod in acknowledgement.
Another silence fell between you. It was not as comfortable as the last one. A new tension was in the air. What it was, you couldn’t name. All you knew was your ears were growing deadly hot.
“For such an intimate evaluation of my character, it feels odd I don’t know your name,” you said, in a light tone.
“Then, allow me to provide a remedy.” He straightened to attention. “I am Lieutenant Thrawn, first weapon’s officer of the Blood Crow, Imperial Navy. And, you?”
You matched him, straightening your posture and holding your head high as if to present yourself to a King. “I am Senator Y/N of Danu,” you said, with a curtsey. “It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance Lieutenant Thrawn.”
“The pleasure is mine, Senator.”
The amused line had made its way back onto his lips.
It was a small change, but you instantly fell at ease making your next question easier to bear.
“Forgive me if I sound ignorant,” you said. “And please know I mean no disrespect. But, I do not believe I’ve seen a member of your species before. May I ask where you come from?”
“There is nothing to forgive,” Thrawn assured. “I’m afraid you would not have heard of my home planet as it is not on any of your star maps. I can, however, tell you that I am Chiss.”
You felt your eyes widen. “Chiss?”
He raised an eyebrow. “You’ve heard of the Chiss?”
“Only stories, folk tales really.” You were gawking now, you knew you were, but it couldn’t be helped. “I wasn’t entirely convinced you were real.”
“Indeed,” he said. “And how did a senator come to hear such stories?”
“Danu is part of the Outer Rim, boarding Wild Space,” you explained, mentally shaking yourself out of your shock. “My family has employed a number of traders who have explored the Unknown Region looking for hyperspace lanes or even just new trading partners. They all come back with stories.”
“Which you were inclined to listen too.”
You shrugged. “A good story is a good story, it doesn’t matter where it came from or how true it is. Although, it appears some of them may be.”
“Perhaps,” he said, thoughtfully. “I would be interested to hear these stories. A small handful have been relayed to be by my translator, Ensign Vanto. I am curious what similarities and differences may arise after comparing them to another source.”
A small smile tugged at the corner of your mouth. “And I would be fascinated to hear the stories straight from the Gualaar’s mouth,” you said. “But before we begin, I have one more question to ask of you.”
“Which is?”
“What do you think of the mural?”
Thrawn paused, his brow furrowing slightly.
“You were able to deduce some of my character from the exercise,” you said. “It’s only fair I be given the same opportunity.”
Thrawn again, said nothing. Finally he nodded. “You’re quite right.”
He was quite a long moment.
You could see the wheels of his mind turning behind his eyes. You would have given anything to know exactly what he was thinking. But as was becoming a habit, you could only guess.
Another moment passed before he blinked smoothly back to reality.
“I believe you and I see much the same thing,” he said. “But our conclusions differ as to their ultimate meaning.”
You felt your lips purse at his rather cryptic answer. You were about to ask him what exactly he meant when the curtains behind you parted.
“Lieutenant Thrawn,” an older man snapped. “I’ve been looking… Oh, my apologies.”
He faltered slightly upon seeing you, but soon gained his footing as he stood to attention.
“No need to apologize, Colonel,” Thrawn said. “Allow me to introduce Senator Y/N of Danu. Senator, this is Colonel Yularen of the ISB.”
The Colonel gave a small bow in greeting. “An honor, Senator.”
“The honor is mine,” you replied. “In truth, I should be apologizing to you. It seems I’ve distracted the Lieutenant from his duties.”
“Only for a moment,” the Colonel said, in a good natured, but firm tone which oddly reminded you of your grandfather. “But, I’m afraid I will have to steal him away from you.”
“Of course,” you said, even if you felt a small prick of pain at the loss.
He looked to Thrawn. “Lieutenant.”
“One moment, Colonel,” Thrawn said, as he turned his attention to you. “I would like to continue our discussion at a later date. Is there a time and place convenient for you?”
“I will be attending gatherings every evening this week,” you said, trying to repress the sudden surge of excitement bubbling beneath the surface. “However, I will be in my office tomorrow afternoon, if you can spare the time.”
“I am certain I can. Until tomorrow Senator.”
“Until tomorrow.”
He gave a small bow and turned to follow Colonel Yularen back into the light of the ballroom.
You stood there a moment reeling from the experience. So many questions buzzed in your mind each fighting for your attention until they became a jumbled mess. He thought you were bold?
You shook the thought away, but it didn’t stop your cheeks from growing warm once again.
Perhaps it was too soon to tell, but you had a strange feeling you would be seeing much more of Lieutenant Thrawn than just your upcoming meeting. You weren’t sure what to make of the sensation that now beat fast in your heart. All you could do was wait and see what the galaxy had in store.
Taking a small breath, you step forward towards the light. Your dress felt lighter now. The crown upon your head did not pull and prod. Your steps were smooth and easy.
However this played out, it was certain to be interesting.
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idealnreal · 5 years ago
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Please overanalyze the shadows in his palace I am begging you.
@appleyjuiceboy​ / jester owns my braincells of course i would do this for u
Okay so i think its best if i go about the order of shadows we meet in the game so. I’m not going to go into the persona/shadows in maruki’s palace. I’ll leave that for some other day. Now! Lets hope i can remain fully coherent.
1) The fluffy haired noodle shadow we meet for (ka)sumi’s awakening
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First off, look at the design of this shadow--it has the fluffy hair parted to the right like maruki, its androgynous figure, and that swirly face mask as well! The mask has two eyes, and it even looks like theres a smile there, lopsided. 
We have never seen any other palace shadow taking a similar shape as the palace ruler (except maybe the yaldaboath palace). Shadows are meant to emulate what the ruler thinks of as protectors of their heart. Maruki doesn’t trust anyone other than himself with this secret. And particularly at this phase of his distortion -- there are no scientists, to attendants, no patients. Just an empty, beautiful palace -- with possibly only one type of shadow and protector. The type that represents himself. 
(Also androgynous/nb maruki confirmed ?? yes)
Okay then lets look at what this shadow says to Kasumi.
Shadow: ... Heresy. You dare to spurn our lord’s mercy. Accept yourself... Our lord laments the foolishness birthed from your pain.
Having the context that Kasumi is Sumire here ... Because this scene comes about because Kasumi sees a cognitive version of herself (Sumire) blaming herself -- and so, a part of her is probably trying to remember that she is Sumire. Thus ‘spurn(ing) our lord’s mercy’. And yeah accepting herself as Kasumi instead of trying to remember that she is Sumire. 
But most important is the fact that Maruki’s palace shadows refer to him as a religious or god-like being (’our lord’s mercy’ calling back christian themes). Someone who is merciful and, most of all, does feel grief over one’s pain. Painting an ideal picture of a loving and caring god, ala abrahamic religions. This is a running theme with all the shadow’s dialogs. Let’s put a pin in this for now. 
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These design shadows are seen again later in the container room of the palace. They’re slightly faster. The container room is a strange one -- because it doesn’t quite fit in with the rest of the laboratory/hospital/garden of eden thing going on.  While yes labs and hospitals do have storage areas, i cant imagine them being a container warehouse like this. I do headcanon that this is a storage area for the pain and suffering that Maruki has taken on from other people in order to heal them, due to his hyper empathy -- but i’ll analyse the room some other time. For now it’s interesting that the Maruki-like shadows are now relegated to this specific and really dark section of the palace.
Like the throne room/centre of eden that the Maruki boss fight takes place in -- He resigns himself to the darker gloomier parts of his palace. And the same goes for these shadows. This is where he belongs. 
Also abso-fucking-lutely we’re going to talk about how this shadow transforms when it ambushes you:
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Skin suit opening up to reveal fangs and rows of teeth, and a formless monster inside. Maruki ... dude ... are you okay? If these shadows are meant to emulate him -- is this how he sees himself sometimes? HHh boy...
2) First lab coat wearing shadow at the start of his palace investigation
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Prior to this, while we understood that Maruki was a researcher, it was never a defining feature of him. Like the first thing that came to my mind on Maruki was that he was just the school counsellor and snack purveyor. Now this entire researcher, scientist, side of him is in full display. And this is the most common type of shadow we see, some which are violent, and others are non violent. Maruki sees scientists as the main residents of his palace -- his drive towards investigation and discovery, to puzzling out the intricacies of the human heart, human mind, and human pain. To better further his ability to heal. But there’s also a sort of cold, methodical nature to these scientists. Their ‘healing’ is methodical, based in science.
This coupled with the religious reverence and ideology that their dialog suggests, is a nice contrast. Experiments, data, research, are people’s salvation. Not the simple belief of a deity or of a higher purpose -- but science. Science, in many ways, becomes part and parcel of their religious belief.
Shadow: Those guises ... You aren’t among those who desire salvation. Leave. You are unwanted intruders. Do not disturb our lord’s research-- this world’s salvation. Why do you willingly strive for self-suffering? Why are you reaching out to your own pain?
So here -- the shadow wants them to leave the palace well enough alone. To leave Maruki to his research, and to allow this reality to exist. They don’t want this to end violently and it seems like they’re okay with the trio not ‘desiring salvation’. And when the trio refuse to leave, the shadow asks them why they want to suffer. It’s something inconceivable to them. Maybe even challenging their resolve-- to reconsider their current path, which will only lead to more pain. Also ‘salvation’, ding, on the christian theme counter. Deliverance from above from sin, even redemption. Not for one person, but for the whole world. 
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We see this type of shadow again before the scene in the auditorium. 
Shadow: You are misguided. Do not search for pain. Only tragedy awaits you beyond here. [After defeating it] Such a fool, rejecting our lord’s mercy. In that case -- witness it for yourself.
Same themes. Delicious. Lets move on now shall we.
3) Hastur -- the shadow that appears with Maruki at his reveal as his second-in-command / bodyguard
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I don’t think i’ve talked about how much i love the lopsided smiles on these masks. Because i love it. it’s just the right amount of unsettling and creepy. fUCk. And the twitching, twisting, and the weeping blue paint that Hastur’s shadow form does before transforming is /chefs kiss. I wanted more.
Anyway, onto Hastur’s design. Not a labcoat this time, just an ordinary looking white suit with no tie. This is the only time we see Maruki have a bodyguard shadow -- something else he relies on. Hastur’s presence in this scene only shows how deeply afraid and uncomfortable Maruki actually is with intruders in his palace. This experience is a reminder that someone had come into Rumi’s parents house to kill him years ago (a theory for another time). Like that incident years ago, he doesn’t resort to violence here -- he did and does try to negotiate. But when that didn’t work, at least now he has something that can fight for him. 
( It is only in the second infiltration when we see Maruki actually take a more active role -- but I won’t get to that here. )
Hastur: Stubborn imbeciles, rejecting our lord ...
There is a running theme here, unfortunately. The shadows again cannot comprehend why anyone would choose to reject Maruki’s salvation, why anyone would choose suffering. And words like ‘foolish’ ‘misguided’ and finally ‘imbeciles’ here are all used to describe those who choose to reject it. While i do think Maruki only bends reality if the person wishes it (subconsciously or consciously), and does accept that there are people who won’t accept their wishes being granted and is aware of the reasons why-- He cannot fully understand or emphatise with it. 
4) These deformed Maruki-like shadows guarding the control room
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Jesus christ above, i don’t like these, because they contrast with all other designs as these are more brutish and deformed. There’s used as gatekeepers at certain points of the palace, in the first control room, and later on in the brain-pod-room (my brain cells are stopping to work now excuse me) before the garden puzzle portion, at his final will seed and the entrance to the garden of eden.
We know Maruki isn’t a brute strength kinda person. And yet we see these few who’s only purpose is to defend certain things and areas with force. Its uncharacteristic, but at the same time, given the things that these shadows are defending -- it makes sense. No cunning, no wit, no negotiation, no compassion -- just forcefully defending very important parts of his heart and his work. 
Shadow (at the control room): So you dare defy His Excellency. You shall not interfere with our master’s work!
Shadow (brainwash room): Foolish rebels! You won’t take one step past here!
Shadow (entrance to garden of eden) : You?! I can’t believe you’ve made it so far ...
I had to do a double take on this. I think this is the only time this title ‘His Excellency’ has been used in the palace. While it is used for catholic bishops and that sort -- its mostly used in the context of heads of state, ambassadors-- more secular roles. The other times this shadow speaks is also similarly less reverent, less religious orientated. Of course this makes sense if the only function of these shadows is to use force to defend. They’re not the scientists or the first maruki-imitation shadows -- they’re not as devoted, and they dont have to be. 
5) Finally, these limbless noodles
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This one is found during the horticulture portion of the palace. I can’t exactly figure out why. And as far as i can tell, they only appear in this portion of the palace.
As far as the design goes -- these are probably the most unhuman like. Slender, androgynous with only a mask. I’ve got nothing. Braincells ran out. Sorry!
(Haha androgynous maruki go brr)
SO! That’s it. thanks for coming to my ted talk and following me down this rabbit hole. I need to go and drink some fuckin tea. 
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happyhollow-mellowmarsh · 4 years ago
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History of a Spirit
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There’d been rumors among a few magical conspiracy theory and research forums... of an odd blog that popped up out of nowhere one night. Upon first look, it seemed like any old ordinary jokes and oddities blog, but after a notable figure did some data mining on a whim... something else entirely appeared to viewers were they to enter the right combination of keys.
Then, and only then, would one find the research notes of one Shaela Allaway in her adventures as a recent member of the fey. Videos and text posts detailing new information on magic, or simply experiences she had encountered. You clicked the latest video.
“Ah, there we go.” A somewhat posh Edinburgh accent came along with the view of a woman with messy red hair and a very large brown coat. Oh yes, and she was also an elf with the green of her eyes swimming in a black where the white of normal eyes would be. She was excited. Smiling and also a bit hectic. Her face was weirdly close to the camera as she messed about with what sounded like writing utensils behind the camera which seemed to be resting on a desk of some sort. It was a bit hard to tell the quality due to the angle. Just that it looked vaguely wooden. That was if you were a person weird enough to try and discern that sort of thing as Shaela Allaway’s charming face filled the screen. 
Eventually she pulled back, putting her hands together with a notepad between them. “Alright! Let’s get this video under way! Hello!” She waved, her smile bright and wide. “As you likely know I am Shaela Allaway. Leading researcher of fey culture, history, and mythos. Now that I am a fey myself, and magic, I have been researching other things within my time of adventure among the magical plains. Those who have been watching my videos and reading my adventure blog would well know. But today, we are at my home, as I wanted to talk about something curious that I don’t think many people have really looked into. Even the Great Witches.” As she said this she lifted one hand to her side as if she was showing something off that should be sitting in the palm of her hand. This was something most viewers from earth would not know of or even be able to see. “Minor Elemental Spirits, being one of the many names they have. I for one prefer to call them Sprites and will do so for the remainder of this video for personal ease. In any case, Sprites are a curious thing. See, in the past upon discovery they were designated as a fey entity. They actually do look vaguely fey like when they choose to take a corporeal, non elemental form. Of course more recently we have come to know that they are in fact not fey, and are instead a form of elemental. Each Sprite is being made of a single coalesced magical element, with a faint soul, and rudimentary personality. Now unlike other elementals, they seem to operate in a slightly different manner. The reason for which I can get to shortly, but my hypothesis on that reason existing I think, would be a good segway.” Moving her platformed hand back down, Shaela moved through her notes before settling on a specific page. “Alright.” She looked back at the camera and the carefree look she had at the beginning was nearly melted away at this point. At this moment she was a highly learned individual on various related subjects, speaking on theories and information with a near zealous interest. “Now I must point out this is all personal theory that I am about to go into. As currently there is no known reason for why Sprites exist or why they exist the way they do. There are several working ideas but nothing is concrete. As for my hypothesis, it relates to their weak soul and basic personality. Essentially my working theory is that when a soul has lost its tether to reality and dissipates, there is a chance that at that time there will be an existing high concentration of a specific elemental energy in the area. If there is such a high concentration and there is a strong enough fragment of a soul yet to dissipate as the soul ceases to be, that the magical energies will bond to said soul fragment. Creating a being made of said element with a weak soul and a personality based on whatever fragment of that soul was clung to. Of course, and I must say this again, it is only a hypothesis at this moment. But, that leads us into why I am curious over how they are made, and why they are different.”. 
Flipping through her notes a little more, eventually Shaela takes a breath, and continues her little lesson. “So the properties of elementals are well known. They are a being composed of one or more elements in a raw state given a strange elemental based soul. Their use in magic is also well documented. Elementals have for ages been known to be good for allowing humans unaligned with or unable to use a specific element to use said element if they have one of the beings at their disposal. They are also known to enhance the magical capabilities of magic users already skilled in whatever the correlated element is. This is the beginning and end of their functions in magic. Outside of more grimm matters. Sprites are different. Sprites have highly specific abilities available to them in correspondence with their personality and aligned element. For example.”. Shaela looks around and then motions her hand to an empty space to her left near her head. “One of the Sprites who I have around me is associated with death magic, and has a relatively sinister personality. So I have found whenever I wish harm to something or potentially death to it, this Sprite uses it’s magic to bend reality to increase the potency or probability of such results. It is a very specific effect but not without potent magical power to do so. Sprites seem to concentrate all of their magical will into said single result. Though there are some oddities within it. For example.”. 
Shaela again moves her hand, now motioning to her other side. “These two sprites are technically one in the same entity despite being two. If you divide them, neither has nay magical power aside from their base existence as an elemental life form. But together, they have the power to give whatever they wish good fortune. They bend the very will of reality so that whoever has their favor, has unquestionably better luck. I have tested it time and time again. You can only win coin tosses so many times in a row before the evidence is conclusive. But they also have another curious point!” Shaela smiles and raises a finger as if she is speaking to a class of buzzing students. “They can change the targeting of their magic to give somebody terrible horrible luck! In this way, I actually think that it is possible all Sprites possess this trait! Their powers are highly specific, but can be used for weal or woe! It is all very fascinating! Along with that it seems they can affect humans without them even knowing! I can not speak of who due to not wanting to ruin their situation, but I have known of normal humans who were given benefits in their daily lives that were just assumed to be natural talent that actually came from such Sprites who had taken a liking to them! It is all very fascinating!” Taking a deep breath, Shaela closed her notebook and snapped it down onto the desk by the camera. “Unfortunately that is all I know as of now but I will say if I have any further breakthroughs. The next time you all see or read from me, it will be from within the depths of the magical realm for devils and demons. I have a soul to look into trading for something I am not at allowance to discuss. Until my next update, Shaela Allaway, signing out!” Without an actual physical fanfare, Shaela simply leaned forward into the camera lens and then- click. Darkness came with the end of the video. 
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proxylynn · 5 years ago
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Underfell: File Name not Edgy Enough #25
WARNING: I WANT NO RESPONSIBILITY OVER SPOILING THINGS FOR OTHERS. THAT BEING SAID, THIS IS HOW FILE NAME NOT FOUND WOULD FUNCTION IN THE AU OF UNDERFELL. BEFORE YOU READ THIS, UNLIKE THE NICE TIME OF UNDERTALE, THIS WORLD IS KILL OR BE KILLED. THIS STORY WILL BE GRAPHIC, GORY, USE SWEARS LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS, AND DEAL WITH SENSITIVE SUBJECT MATTERS. FOR EXAMPLE, THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE READ THE FILE NAME RELOCATED SPOOF WILL KNOW HOW I PICTURE THIS VERSION OF LYNSIE COMING TO THE UNDERGROUND. IT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT. IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF SOMETHING DUMB. IT IS BECAUSE SHE CHOOSES TO END HER LIFE. SO TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. I MADE IT BECAUSE I NEEDED TO LET SOME OF THIS EDGINESS OUT OF MYSELF. WHICH I GUESS MAKES UNDERFELL LYNSIE EVEN MORE TRUE TO WHO I REALLY AM. ANYWAY, ENJOY. ^_^
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Hell hath no fury like this fish woman. For Undyne's rage casts a near-visible aura of hate as she stormed her way into Hotland. Clad in her special armor, keeping her form from dehydrating, she intimidates those that witness her barreling towards the Lab. With a mighty kick, she almost hurls the doors from their hinges before continuing inside. Knowing all too well where her intended target is. Cameras follow her movements but do little to warn their owner in time. Alphys receives the signal just as the echos of hurried stomps reaches her ears. By the time the doors are thrown open, Alphys has made the scene a little more authentic and hides away her more sketchy items. As one can imagine, the Captain of the Royal Guard is less than pleased to see a human being given treatment instead of having its soul collected.
"U-Undyne...W-W-What a surprise."
"Cut the crap, Alphys. How long have you known about it being in the Underground?! Why wasn't I informed?! And why, in Asgore's name, are you keeping that thing alive?!"
The disgruntled captain points at the unconscious human strapped to a bloody slab with several machines around her. Thick bandages cover the wounds given on-screen, the eerie beeps of the machines that are annoyingly loud in the silence, sticky liquid crimson softly dribbles from the slab edges to a small pool draining on the floor as tubes and wires are placed on vital areas. The scene looks like a medical mess. For what good it does to try, Alphys puts on a straight face and gets professionally cold to defend her work.
"Your Captain of the Guard status does not mean I report to you or have to inform you of anything."
The rage of Undyne only increases.
"What did you say?!"
Alphys adjusts her glasses, snidely flipping Undyne off with her middle finger.
"I am the Royal Scientist. I work under and report directly to the King himself. My rank supersedes yours. And as such, unless it is a matter that requires your assistance, I will inform only those that are needed to be informed. Understood?"
Undyne snarls beneath her helmet. This type of thing wasn't uncommon. She knows that Alphys separates herself when it comes to her work. Undyne does it too but tries not to be so obnoxious. It's moments like this that make her crush a little less on this lizard girl.
"But to answer your question...This human has been living in the Ruins for quite some time. Sans and Papyrus have been monitoring her for me."
The skeletons? Those sneaky bastards! She bet Papyrus was thinking he'd use this to one-up her.
"Why use them and not me?"
"Really? You can't stand the cold and they live there. It's a no brainer."
Good point.
"Okay...But why monitor? The law clearly states that the soul of any human is to be collected. No exceptions!"
Undyne summons a spear and readies to spike the human through the face. That is till Alphys moves over to the human and interacts with one of the machines, making her soul slowly emerge...it's white. This sight has the captain of the guard drop her weapon and remove her helm to ensure her eye was not playing a trick on her. Without her helm, the true visage of the Captain of the Guard is shown. Undyne is a piscine anthropomorphic monster. She has blue scales and a long red hair she keeps in a wild ponytail. Red and blue fins on the sides of her head act like ears, she has no nose to speak of. Her teeth are sharp yellow daggers like a barracuda or shark. She has red eye shadow and has an eye-patch on her left eye. Her good eye has a black vertical pupil and a yellow sclera.
"It's...White? What the hell? It was light blue on TV. I saw it!"
"We all did. And it was purple when I first examined her. This is why I've had her under severance and not executed. This human...It's not like the humans we've encountered or the ones in our texts. She seems to be able to change traits or possesses multiple traits."
"How is that possible? Is that even a thing? Is that a thing humans can do now?"
"I haven't collected enough data to determine that. My current theory is that she may be a random mutation, an evolutionary anomaly of sorts. Though, from the information I have gotten, it seems the humans of now have indeed fully lost their usage of magic."
"I thought those past ones seemed off."
"Yes. The previous humans were lacking in their levels of magic but they still possessed it. This one, however, according to my scans had no magic in her soul prior to coming to the Underground."
Scientist say what?
"Wait...What's that supposed to mean?"
Alphys pulls out what looks to be her cell phone and moves it over the soul, scanning till it beeps. She then shows the results to the Captain.
"There's at least 20% to 30% magic now resonating in her soul. Enough to trigger magic prepubescence."
Undyne snickers at the thought of such a thing and it nearly breaks Alphys's composure.
"You can't be serious."
"I am. I had to stabilize the flux with those patches we give out to teens. It's why she's about 30%."
"Dare I ask...How a non-magic soul suddenly has magic?"
"Not sure. Perhaps it's the nature of such a weak soul to pull magic when it can, however, it can. Be it from the surroundings, food, or contact with other beings of magic. Who's to say? Or her soul could be like a parasite and leeching magic for as of yet unknown reasons. I'm just throwing ideas at this point."
"So...What you're saying is the human is dangerous."
"All humans are dangerous, Undyne. But this one? *scoff* Since being down here her LV hasn't budged from its base level."
The Captain is intrigued.
"Has it not been in a fight?"
"Quite the opposite. There's plenty of telltale signs, not to mention video surveillance, that indicates she's been attacked."
"So the wimp flees? Pathetic."
"Sometimes. Most of the time they endure the fight and find a way to end it without fighting back."
A gruff laugh leaves the fish woman.
"Pacifism? Down here? Now that's a joke."
Alphys checks on a liquid-filled bag that's emptying into the human's veins.
"As dumb as it may be, her strategy is a good thing..."
She increases the dripping.
"By not attacking, she isn't killing anyone. And by not killing anyone, she isn't gaining LV. And you know what that means."
Undyne grins like a hungry barracuda.
"It makes it all the easier to collect the last soul."
Alphys nods and removes her glasses to clean them.
"Still...With the number of unknown variables, I'd have to insist on further study of this soul and not just yet bringing it to the King, even if she dies."
"How come?"
"Like I said, too many unknowns. If Asgore wishes to fuse with the seven souls it would be best to make sure this one doesn't overpower or corrupt his own."
"Hmmm...I guess that's fair. We don't need to waste the human souls and lose the King if we can help it."
"My thoughts exactly."
Alphys puts her glasses back on and steps away from the human.
"Come, Undyne. We must leave now."
Confusion comes to the Captain.
"What? Why? You're really going to leave her unattended?"
Alphys grows colder.
"Do not be so stupid."
Undyne had to bite her tongue hard.
"I never said she'd be alone."
With a simple button press on her phone, the sound of speeding rubber screeches towards them, the door opening seconds later.
"IS IT TIME? SHE'S IN STABLE CONDITION?"
Mettaton skids to a stop with excitement.
"She's stable. And under heavy sedation. You may proceed with the prep work."
Digitized giggling pours from the automaton.
"EXCELLENT. LADIES, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME..."
Undyne is ushered out by Alphys before she can question things.
"Um..."
"Don't think about it too much."
"But..."
"As they say...The show must go on. I suggest you stick around and watch what unfolds."
Undyne groans to herself.
"I'll make that spicy ramen that you like."
"...Extra chili flakes?"
"Yep."
"Hot damn!"
With the women gone, Mettaton turns his attention to the human on the slab.
"OH DARLING..."
A compartment opens on his side and he extracts what looks like a kit of some kind.
"WE HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO."
[AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER-BEHIND THE LAB]
The wall of the building opens up, a split door allows the heat of Hotland in while the unconscious human carried by the killer robot comes out.
"FINALLY...THE SHOW CAN COMMENCE ONCE AGAIN."
While two of his arms set the human down his other two open a bottle of smelling salts and wave it under her nose, slowly rousing her back to consciousness.
"WAKIE WAKIE, DARLING."
She groans in delirium and sits up. Medical grade sedatives really pack a punch.
"FOCUS DEAR. HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?"
Mettaton holds up his four arms and each is displaying two fingers. Her head wobbles with dizziness and she rubs the sleep from her eyes.
"Mettaton? *yawn* Why is it so hot?"
Why did she have to be so cute when so messed up?
"I'LL ANSWER YOU IF YOU ANSWER ME."
She shakes her head clear and stares at him for a bit.
"Eight."
He sighs with relief and helps her up before patting her head.
"GOOD. YOU'RE PERFECTLY FINE."
"Not entirely sure that's what I'd call it after the game you made me do. But whatever. Least I ain't dead."
"THERE WE GO. ALWAYS LOOKING ON THE POSITIVE SIDE OF THINGS."
Her senses coming back, she looks at her form and begins growling at the mechanical television star.
"IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?"
"I'm going to ask this as calmly as I can and I want you to be honest...Did you dress me in my sleep?!"
In Mettaton's defense, it's not like he could leave her in her bloody outfit or the medical gown. And to his credit, he made it for her to be both fashionable as well as comfortable in Hotland's arid heat. A black zip back cutout crisscross cami top with MTT emblazoned in red across the chest, waist-high black garter shorts with tiny Mettaton studs along the straps, black ripped footless tights end in knee-high black riding boots that have red MTT zippers, and to add to her annoyance her nails were also painted red. The only normal thing about her was he kept her hair tied in a ponytail but moved it higher up to be more lively than her usual dead weight droop.
"TO BE FAIR, DARLING, YOU WERE A BLOODY MESS AFTER THE SHOW. IT WOULD BE TASTELESS TO HAVE MY CO-STAR CONTINUE IN ANYTHING LESS THAN THE BEST."
She gets flustered.
"That's not the point! You could've waited till I was awake and I would've dressed myself! Instead, you did so while I was vulnerable."
She shudders and looks away from him.
"To think...I started to like you."
An exclamation mark flashes on his screen.
"But it seems you're just as bad as the scum on the surface."
He panics and waves his hands in defense.
"W-WAIT A SECOND, DEAR, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
"Then...Aside from seeing my frail body, do you deny the obvious usage of me as brand advertisement?"
The look she gives him is cold and hurt, making him flinch.
"UM...WELL...I..."
She turns around with her hands on her hips and smirks.
"We're not on camera right now, are we?"
His screen flashes in confusion.
"...NO? NO CAMERAS ARE ACTIVE AT THIS MOMENT. WHY?"
"Heh...Because you're being you right now. The same guy I got to know over the phone. TV you is more cold and sticks to the script, like a soulless machine. This you, the ghost in the shell, this guy I like and willing to work with."
He's caught off guard by that remark.
"UM...WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?"
"Which part?"
"GHOST IN THE SHELL."
"Oh, that? It's the name of a manga/anime series. The setting is a future where technology is so advanced that it becomes an existential crisis if souls can transfer over to pure machine bodies and if artificial intelligence can gain humanity through cyber-evolution. It's really deep."
"OH."
"It also is a play on the fact you're literally a ghost in a robot shell."
He flinches.
"W-WHAT? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE..."
"Dude, don't lie. We're not on camera and Alphys already confirmed my suspicions."
He blanks for a moment sighing.
"WELL...BRAVO, DARLING. YOU'VE SOLVED MY GREATEST SECRET."
She shrugs.
"It's no big deal. And don't worry about anyone else knowing, I ain't a snitch."
"SUCH A CLEVER GIRL. I KNEW YOU'D BE PERFECT FOR THIS."
Her arms fold.
"While I was messing with you before, I am pissed about this."
"WHICH PART?"
"This! This isn't my style. It feels weird and shows way too much skin for my liking."
At this rate, he was lucky she couldn't see her reflection or she'd be pissed about how he did her makeup. Red eye-shadow to create a smoky effect on her eyelids. Mascara to make her long lashes even longer. A bold black swoop of liquid eyeliner all the way to the outer corners of her eyes and swept a little up at the end. And the pièce de résistance is the luscious red lipstick to make it all pop.
"BUT, DARLING, YOUR OLD CLOTHES WERE RUINED. BESIDES, WITH HOW THICK THAT FABRIC WAS, YOU'D DIHYDRATE IN MOMENTS OUT HERE. AND NO ONE WANTS A SWEATY DRIED OUT SACK ON SCREEN."
She leers.
"NOT SAYING YOU ARE ONE. MAKING THAT CLEAR HERE."
She sighs.
"I see your point. I ain't happy about it, but I see the reason behind it."
"GOOD."
She checks herself and gets upset.
"My items? Where are my items?!"
"I TOLD YOU, YOUR CLOTHES WERE A MESS AND I CHANGED YOU INTO THIS."
She grabs him.
"Metta, my buddy, I need my gear. My stats are crap without my items. Please tell me you didn't trash them...Please?!"
To understand her panic he checks her.
[Lynsie - LV:1 - HP: 40 ATK: 20 DEF: 11 - Too nice for her own good.]
Her HP increased? How? Her LV hasn't increased. Did she earn EXP in the game and recovery? Wait...The other stats are dangerously weak. Hmmm...This gives him a wicked idea. If his screen could grin it would be wide and twisted.
"OH HEAVENS NO, DARLING. YOUR POSSESSIONS ARE SAFE."
Her eyes light up.
"Sweet! Can I please have them?"
He grabs her waist and scoots her back from him a bit.
"UNFORTUNATELY, I DO NOT HAVE THEM ON ME."
"But...W-Where are they then?"
All four hands point out into the distance.
"YOU CAN HAVE YOUR ITEMS BACK...ONCE YOU MAKE TO THE NEXT FILM SET."
Her jaw drops.
"Dude! Are you freaking serious? Do we see the same stats? Because I'm fairly sure I can get one-shot killed out here."
"RELAX, DARLING..."
"Relax?! Says the guy that literally can't be hurt!"
He waves dismissively.
"AND THEY CALL ME DRAMATIC. LOOK, I CAN'T JUST GIVE YOU THEM BACK NOR CAN I TAKE YOU TO THE NEXT SET. YOU SHOULD KNOW THE REASON WHY."
She glares before pouting in defeat.
"The law requires you to still attempt to 'capture' me."
His screen flashes.
"BINGO! AND TO PROVE THAT I AM FOLLOWING THE LAW WHILE STILL WORKING WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE TELEVISED AS YOU MAKE YOUR WAY THROUGH MY SHOW GAUNTLET."
She looks at him funny.
"TO BE HONEST IT'S JUST NORMAL ENVIRONMENT AND PIPEWORK FOR THE CORE. BUT I DID ADD OBSTACLES AND PUZZLES, SO TECHNICALLY IT COUNTS."
Her funny look grows.
"And you film back there in all that?"
"IT MAKES MORE SENSE WHEN YOU SEE IT."
"I guess."
All four hands slap together in a loud clap.
"GREAT! NOW THAT THAT IS ALL SAID AND DONE, HERE'S THE DEAL. ONCE YOU TURN THAT CORNER AND BEGIN THE TREK, YOU'LL BE BACK ON TV."
"Okay."
"TRY NOT TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL, WE DON'T NEED VIEWERS KNOWING YOU'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN ADVERTISED AND WITH THE HELP OF OTHERS."
"True, very true."
"AND SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR PHONE..."
"Can I get that back too? I swear I won't make calls."
"OR TEXT?"
"Did you even see my phone? It can't text or take pictures."
"HMMM...I'LL THINK ABOUT IT."
"Please and thank you."
"LIKE I WAS SAYING SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE IT AND MAY NEED HELP UNDERSTANDING A FEW OF THE MORE TRICKIER PUZZLES..."
On hand retreats into his body and pops out with a small clip-like earring that, you guessed it, looks like him.
"ATTACH THIS TO YOUR EAR AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR MY MELODIOUS VOICE WHEN I NOTICE YOU'RE NOT PROGRESSING."
"Not that I'm against it, but isn't this cheating?"
He chuckles while bringing her close and clipping it to her right ear.
"DON'T THINK OF IT LIKE THAT. IT'S LIKE YOU SAID, YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK WITH ME AND WE BOTH DON'T WANT YOU DEAD. YOU'LL STILL BE GOING AT THIS ON YOUR OWN, BUT WITH A LITTLE LIFELINE THAT GIVES YOU CLUES AND NOT FULL ANSWERS. NOW DOES THAT SOUND MORE OKAY?"
"FANTASTIC!"
He spins around and shoves her to the ground before retracting his wheel to begin hovering.
"WELL, DARLING, THE NEXT WE MEET I HOPE IT TO BE SOON AND WHILE YOU STILL BREATHE."
"Um...Me too."
He takes off like a rocket to the next stage, kicking up dust and smoke in his wake.
"FAIR THEE WELL...!"
The cloud takes a bit to settle and the human finds herself alone. The path ahead is unknown but the only way to go. Somehow being behind the building she thinks she was held within and with no door to speak of insight. She silently prayed that her trust in the robot that abducted her was well placed...even though that thought made her question her ability to pick people to trust. Either way, her journey through game show hell begins now as she walks the lonely road that is way too narrow and high up for her liking.
[Snowdin: Skeleton House in present time]
Nothing. Nothing but re-run filler has been on the TV for hours. And all they could do was wait. Wait for any change on that damn picture box. Papyrus was doing his best to keep a worried Toriel and tense Grillby from burning the house down. Sans on the other hand was lost in his mind, retracing the history of his time in the LAB and its many rooms. Where were they hiding the human? What new rooms were added since he left? Could Alphys still be using the old underground facility?
*obnoxious fanfare*
The television cuts from its old showing to Mettaton live out in Hotland, on real clues can be seen as he hovers about the volcanic rock.
"SORRY FOR THE DELAY MY DEADLY GUYS AND DOLLS. SEEMS I WAS A BIT TOO ROUGH DURING OUR LAST GAME AND MY CO-STAR NEEDED EXTRA TIME TO RECOVER. GUESS I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH."
His nonchalant attitude and words were far from comforting to the four.
"BUT FEAR NOT, AS SHE HAS MADE A FULL RECOVERY!"
A weight is lifted from the room.
"IN FACT, SHE'S ON THE START OF THE NEXT PHASE OF OUR SHOW. A DANGEROUS GAUNTLET OF OBSITCLES, DAUNTING PUZZLES, AND THE RANDOM VAGABOND THAT MAY OR MAY NOT JUST HAPPEN TO BE WANDERING AROUND."
The video feed shifts to the human on a conveyor belt. Merely scrolling along in a tacky outfit and makeup trying not to look down.
"The fuck is she wearing?!"
Grillby fumes. Toriel is equally unhappy about her daughter's new look. Sans rolls his eyes, finding it somewhat funny that Grillby is displeased by this when did way worse before.
"HER GOAL, REACH THE END TO BEGIN OUR NEXT SHOW SEGMENT. SHE WILL REPEAT THIS TWO MORE TIMES BEFORE ENDING WITH OUR FOURTH AND FINAL ENCOUNTER."
That doesn't sound good. The feed zooms in on her.
"WILL SHE SURVIVE AND EARN HER LIFE TO LIVE FOR ANOTHER DAY? OR WILL THIS BE THE DAY THE LAST SOUL IS COLLECTED? WE SHALL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. IN THE MEANTIME, I NEED TO AQUIRE A FEW ODDS AND ENDS, SO I LEAVE YOU TO OUR DARLING'S DARING DO. ENJOY."
The camera switches to a different angle and continues to follow her. Before the words can even leave Papyrus's mouth Sans is already shaking his head.
"i still don't know where that is."
"ARE YOU SURE?"
"trust me, i don't recognize where she's at."
"Don't you have a post in Hotland?"
Grillby points out much to Papyrus's puzzlement.
"YOU HAVE A POST IN HOTLAND?"
Sans sighs.
"it's like i told ya, i do more than ya think i do. i have posts at the start of snowdin forest, waterfall's beginning, level two of hotland, and i am the one that waits in the judgment hall."
Papyrus is even more confused but Toriel starts to broil.
"You...You were the one all along, were you not?"
Sans balls his fists, bracing for this.
"You were the one that killed the humans that left the Ruins."
No Tori...not all...just one...over and over again.
"no. i haven't killed anyone."
That gave her some relief. But more questions.
"Then if not you, who does harm them?"
"asgore does."
And that killed it. Her eyes sink with a flame, one of hate and despair. It's painfully obvious. She's going to snap.
"ya should know he doesn't take pleasure in doin' it."
Her expression falters.
"it's a lot of weight on that old goat's shoulders. what with bein' a king and everyone expectin' him to solve all our problems, like breakin' the barrier. it's one thing to kill someone that's wronged ya. it's much harder to look an innocent in the eyes and end them."
She frowns, seeing some truth in his words.
"ya may hate his guts, but he's harborin' the biggest burden. bein' the one to harvest the souls."
"But..."
Does she still wish to fight?
"But the law states humans are to be killed on sight, right? You can not tell me the Guard has not spilled blood in all this time!"
"ACTUALLY..."
Papyrus chimes in.
"WHILE IT'S TRUE, THAT IS THE BLUNTEST FORM OF THE LAW, IT'S NOT THE EXACT WORDING. *AHEM* IF A LIVING HUMAN IS FOUND IN THE UNDERGROUND THAN THEY ARE TO BE ENGAGED AND CAPTURED. EXTREME CAUTION AND VIOLENCE IS TO BE USED IN THE APRENTION OF HUMAN SOULS. NOWHERE IS IT SAID WE ARE TO KILL ON SIGHT. BUT THE CURRENT CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD HAS INTERPRETED THIS LAW IN HER OWN WAY AND INFORCES IT AS SUCH...DEATH TO ALL HUMANS. NO EXCEPTIONS. OVERTIME, THAT'S HOW THE LAW EVOLVED TO BE KNOWN TO THE PUBLIC."
"Why?"
"captain undyne lost her family in the war. that kind of wound doesn't heal easily. it didn't help much that the hammer of punishment took her in as his own."
That name struck a chord.
"Gerson? I suppose that does make sense. He was ruthless in his prime. And he left our court when we choose to surrender. Said we were showing weakness by giving in. So many were already lost...We wanted to end the slaughter before the dust count became unrecognizable."
"seems that spite got passed on in undyne."
"OUR CAPTAIN GOES BY ANOTHER...THE SPEAR OF PUNISHMENT."
Her worry overcomes any animosity she held.
"I pray my child never encounters your Captain."
One can only hope.
"Shit..."
Grillby gets their attention.
"She's been spotted."
Eyes return to the television and the footage shown. The human had passed the large system of conveyor belts going forward and backward. Exhaust ports of vermilion flame burst from nearby pipes in the background, the wooshing sound of steam and cogs adding to the scenery. Reaching the end of the conveyor belts, the human comes into view of several small islands surrounded by boiling lava. Most of these islands hold steam vents. However, the human is unaware of this due to being blocked by a Tsunderplane.
[HOTLAND: LEVEL ONE]
Damn this heat. Damn this plan of yours, Mettaton. And damn this odd-looking monster that won't get out of my way. It appears to resemble a regular real-world modern airplane, an Airbus A340-300 to be exact, wearing a black mob cap with thin red ribbons on it, a faint blush tints its nosecone.
"Um...Do you mind?"
I move slightly to the side, trying to give it room while avoiding the edge. But it just moves the same as I do, almost like a mock mimic. Maybe it's just a fluke. I try it again. And again it does it.
"You're not gonna let me by, are you?"
My soul feels gripped and without skipping a beat, my blue soul comes out, a battle begins.
[Tsunderplane gets in the way! Not on purpose or anything.]
Wait...Don't tell me that name means what I think it does. What are my options?
[FIGHT]
[ACT]
[̴͝SP͜͞E͡L̵͜L͟͠͏]͘͢
[ITEM]
[MERCY]
That weird one came back? It looks so...messed up. I won't touch it. Maybe as a last resort, but not if I can help it. Let's see what this thing is made of.
[ACT selected.]
[New options available.]
[CHECK]
[FLIRT]
[APPROACH]
I am not doing those last two before I know what this thing can do.
[CHECK selected.]
[TSUNDERPLANE – HP: 80 ATK: 25 DEF: 26 – Seems mean, but does it secretly like you?]
"The fuck...?"
This plane catches an attitude.
"No way! Why would I like YOU?!"
Especially since we've only just met. Wait...
"You can talk?!"
It moves it's wings up, summing its attack. Several smaller planes fly horizontally straight from either side above me, dropping bombs that look like miniature nukes. Once a bomb hits the ground, a vertical line of toxic smoke appears and blocks my sight momentarily. All in all, this is not easy to avoid because of the lack of space and I end up taking a really nasty hit.
[HP ████████████████ 15/40]
I'm too afraid to check my wound. My ears are ringing and I feel damp somewhere on my side. I won't stand another hit like that. Damn it! I need my defense items!
*bang*
My head is smacked hard by metal.
[Tsunderplane "accidentally" bumps you with its wing.]
It pushed me back. It's keeping distance. Why it's not like it needs the room, damn thing can fly. I wonder...What'll happen if I get close? But first I need to heal.
[ITEM selected.]
I need to remember to thank Flowey when I see him again. If it wasn't for his prodding I'd have nothing in my inventory.
["Butterscotch Cheesecake" - All HP - Butterscotch cheesecake, one slice.]
"Mmmm...So good. Thanks, mama."
[You ate the Butterscotch Cheesecake. Your HP was maxed out.]
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
Ah, much better. Now I just need to avoid getting hit again. My turn ends.
"Hmph! Id... Idiot! Don't get in my way!"
You blocked me, asshat.
She uses a different attack but one that's somewhat easier to deal with. Large planes fly directly at me, leaving a horizontal-moving toxic trail of smoke balls. I am grateful this was it's second go. I dodge this one better, no damage taken.
[Tsunderplane shakes its nose dismissively at you.]
"_... Human..."
Now it speaks in emojis? I mean, I guess that's a thing that can happen, Gaster speaks in hands and junk.
"Something wrong? I can't help but notice."
Going off its behavior and name, I put some real emphasis on the word notice. It flinches. Got you.
Tsundere is a Japanese term for a character development process that depicts a person who is initially cold and sometimes even hostile before gradually showing a warmer, friendlier side over time. The word is derived from the terms tsun tsun ('to turn away in disgust or anger') and dere dere ('to become affectionate'). They're the opposite of a Yandere. Yandere is a Japanese term for a person who is initially very loving and gentle to someone or at least innocent before their devotion becomes destructive in nature, often through violence and/or brutality. The term is derived from the words yanderu (a mental or emotional illness) and dere dere. They are different and yet have one weakness...Wanting the attention of Senpai, the person they have a fondness for. Why do I know all this? Because I'm a big freaking dork! I can use this. I just don't understand why it would have such feelings.
"...H-human ... ...?"
Now to test my theory.
[APPROACH selected.]
[You get close to Tsunderplane. But not too close.]
"Eeeeh? H-human ...?"
It's getting flustered. I'm not proud of this method but if it works to keep me alive, so be it.
"You don't mind me getting close, right?"
[Tsunderplane looks over, then turns up its nose.]
"Huh!? Y-you sicko!"
It spins on heels it doesn't have and nearly takes my head. This ain't going to be easy.
The mini planes return but something's off. Six planes attacked me before, but now there's only three. Easier than before yet still dangerous. That smoke is noxious and obnoxious.
[Tsunderplane gives you a condescending barrel roll.]
"Don't think I'm going easy on you! It's not like I LIKE you."
Your actions say otherwise, so does that growing blush. Time for phase two.
[FLIRT selected.]
[You tell Tsunderplane it has an impressive wingspan.]
"I must say, birds wish they could have wings like that. Very cool."
It covers its nosecone in its wingtips.
"Ah...is that true...?"
"Why would I lie?"
I think this is working. It summons the large planes again but this time the planes are surrounded by narrow green auras and the smoke trails aren't moving. Curiosity has me touching the green and finding it does two things. One, it doesn't hurt me. And two, it's blushing more excitedly. After touching four Tsunderplane is practically glowing, or it could be the headlights. And when that last sixth plane passes Tsunderplane looks away shyly and starts to give off the smell of an airport perfume counter. Maybe just one more to seal the deal.
[FLIRT selected.]
[You tell Tsunderplane it has cute winglets.]
"Awww...Those wingtip fences are so cute! Then again, on such an adorable aircraft, that's to be expected."
It loses its mind. Jetting high up and aileron rolls three times before zipping off into the distance.
[YOU WON!]
[You earned 0 XP and 60 gold.]
Damn! That's some gold! Much needed due to spending all my gold in Waterfall so long ago.
"Not my worse fight but one of the more interesting ones. Till we meet again, Tsunderplane-chan."
I wave to where I saw Tsunderplane fly off and return to my journey. However, this is short-lived once again, but not by a monster. I think this is one of the obstacles Mettaton told me about. The land is broken. Vents shoot out big gusts of steam. I think he intends for me to use these to traverse the area since there are painted red arrows on the one in front of me and the one across from it. The flaw in this plan of his is this...In trying to have seen any of this, I ended up looking down.
Sweat begins to slide down my brow, but not from the heat. My wide eyes can't look away from the high as hell drop to lava that I'm meant to cross. My body starts to tremble. My breathing harsh. I'm going into a panic.
[Snowdin: Skeleton House in present time]
That was a stressful fight to watch. The massive damage the human took at the start made it clear she had been stripped of her armor, adding harsher levels of difficulty to an already challenging task. But they know her well by this point. She's clever. She's adaptable. She's stubborn as hell. And she knows they're likely watching.
["Butterscotch Cheesecake" - All HP - Butterscotch cheesecake, one slice.]
"Mmmm...So good. Thanks, mama."
[You ate the Butterscotch Cheesecake. Your HP was maxed out.]
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
Toriel's motherly heart was swelling. This one. This was the one she believed could survive in this hell. And her non-violent victory against the Tsunderplane made it more clear that her daughter wasn't so much the child she believed her to be.
"Yeah! Way to go, pussycat!"
Grillby is at least in better spirits. He nearly torched the couch when he thought of Mettaton stripping her of her armor.
"SHE'S NOT MOVING."
True. The human had won the fight but was now frozen in place by the vents, fear dripped from her face.
"uh oh."
This got attention.
"What is wrong? Why does she not continue?"
"pap and me found this out about her when she first came out of the ruins. she's afraid of heights. and if she doesn't move soon, she'll pass out under the pressure."
"But...It's not like she can just leave. And if she falls..."
No one wanted to finish that thought.
"THE HELL...?"
Something new appears and has their attention.
"Flowey?"
[HOTLAND: LAB]
Undyne had been watching the many screens Alphys controls as part of Mettaton's live feed broadcast. Nothing had been particularly interesting, not even that bogus fight with the Tsunderplane. But then...
"The fuck...? Alphys, you seeing this?"
Of course, the lizard was scribbling like a madman on her notepad. This was something new.
"Huh...Show me what ya got, human."
The fish woman resumes watching with a hearty slurp of noddles.
[HOTLAND: LEVEL ONE]
It's happening again. My legs turn to jelly and I drop to my knees. I can't do this. I can't move. What if I fall? I don't want to burn to death. I heard it's not quick either like how movies portray it. The pain overload is what kills you. I don't want that. I ̕ca͢n̛'́t ͢de̶al͏! Í ̸c̷̨a̴n'͡t!͘
*STATIC* HELLO? DARLING? CAN YOU HEAR ME?
The earpiece Mettaton gave me goes off. But something's interfering.
*STATIC* YOU NEED TO GET GOING, DEAR. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE STEAM. IT WON'T BURN. THOUGH YOU MIGHT GET A BIT TENDER IF YOU PLAY IN THEM TOO LONG.
T̷̵h̷́at̵̨'̧͞s̵̸͞ ́̀not ̷̕͜h́el̴͘̕p̛i̸͜ng͟!̢͟
I feel it starting. The blood dripping from my nose. Why? Why am I so weak?!
*STATIC* DARLING? COME ON. YOU NEED TO MOVE. WE HAD A DEAL.
F̴̶͢u͘͞c̶͞k͏ ͟͏̴ý̢ou ̸́a̶̕͜n҉͞d҉̛ ̶̀y͢o̡u̸͠r̸ ̧́͝d͞e̢͜ą̕l͢͝! ̨̛I͝͞͝'̶m̢҉ n̡o̡͜͝t̴ ̵҉̛m̀͏o͘͝v̴́͠i͏̀n͟͡ǵ͜!̴
Strange energy begins to crackle around me. I don't know what it is and it's freaking me out more!
"There you are..."
Life returns to me upon hearing Flowey's voice.
"You just always seem to...The hell is up with your face?!"
"B̢͢͞ŗ̡̀o̸t̡h̡͟e̵̛r͘̕͞?"
The strange energy slowly dissipates, Flowey being here is calming me down, though the sight still unnerves him.
"Easy now. Just calm down. You don't want to overtax your soul."
"S̨-̀Sơr͡ry̷.̛.͞.I.̶..͢*shaky inhale*I looked down."
Flowey moves over to me and pats my leg with a tiny vine.
"Don't worry, your big brother's here for you."
I give him a nervous smile and wipe my nose.
"So...What's wrong with my face?"
"Uh...Nothing. You look fine."
I look at him flatly.
"I have makeup on, don't I?"
"Well..."
God dang it, Mettaton.
"Fudge it. As long as I'm not dolled up like a clown, ignore it. Right now I need help."
"Fine with me, but first...I want an apology for that stunt at the bar."
I nod.
"I'm sorry. It was a dirty move. But..."
He pouts.
"You wanted to talk to him without me butting in."
I claw the ground.
"...There are things I still can't tell you."
"When? When can you open up to me?"
"Soon. Lots of stuff I know is in pieces. I just need to figure out how it all fits to understand."
"Like what?"
"Well for starters...Getting through this crap."
Flowey looks out at the vents.
"You really can't do this?"
"No. My acrophobia, paranoia, vertigo, and lack of self-confidence prevents it."
"Sheesh. At least your honest."
I sit on my heels and slap my face a few times, trying to psych myself out.
"The body and mind both have their own ways of keeping themselves safe. Even if one of them is tricking the other. My body won't move if my brain keeps telling it no because it feels in danger."
"Hmmm...And I take it you're not up for that blindfold idea again."
I look at him confused.
"Over lava?!"
He sighs.
"Yeah, fair enough."
This sucks.
"Oh! I got an idea. What if I carry you over?"
Flower-goat-boy say what?
"Not to put you down, bro, but I ain't exactly light and I don't want you to hurt yourself trying."
He winks.
"Trust me. I'm stronger than you think."
I don't doubt you, I'm more worried I'll freak out if he does. But what choice do I have? Sit her forever or move forward.
"Okay. But not yet."
"Huh?"
I feel the ground again.
"This is rock and yet you're moving through it..."
"Yeah?"
"Can you scout ahead through this vent thing? Tell me if other monsters or crap is hiding?"
He nods.
"Can do."
He sinks into the ground. Here's hoping he stays out of sight of any hostiles. A few times I see his petal head pop up from time to time, but in areas I can't see I get a bit shook. Especially when he's out of sight for too long. I count the seconds between each puff of steam, giving up because it's too fast. A small rumble off to my side, part of Flowey's stem is protruding but seems to be having trouble coming out. With some wiggling and what looks like some tugging, he emerges yet only partly.
"*strain* H-Hey...I found something you can use."
I'm curious. I help chip some ground away and something metal appears. Looping my finger through a hole, I help him pull this mystery thing out and wow it puts up quite the struggle. With a final double pull from the both of us, the object reveals itself...a frying pan?
"The hell...?"
"I found it at one of the areas off over there. It once belonged to a human that fell a long time ago."
All this mismatch stuff. What were the humans that fell before even doing to fall with such stuff? Whatever, an item gained is better than no items at all.
[You equipped the Nasty Pan.]
[You gain 10 Attack.]
[You don't know if it's covered in old food or gore. Either way, the damage is rather consistent. Consumables items will heal 4 more HP.]
"Damn. Was really hoping for some defense boost."
"Sorry. How uneven does this make your stats now?"
"See for yourself."
He's confused till he CHECKs me.
[Lynsie - LV:1 - HP: 40 ATK: 30 DEF: 11 - Too nice for her own good.]
"What the...? What happened?!"
I stand and stretch.
"I got mugged."
He frowns.
"The robot?"
I answer with a nod and change the line of chatter to current events.
"Was there anyone out there?"
He shakes his head.
"At least that's some good news. So how do we do this?"
He moves back, over to where the path sort-of splits.
"This way."
With no other moves, I follow him to a spot where a vent is missing and he points to the land across it.
"Over there is the exit. If you can not freak out, I should be able to take you over there."
My spine shivers.
"Are you certain you can lift me over? That's at least a ten-foot gap, give or take."
"Trust me. I know what I'm capable of."
I swallow what little courage I have and shut my eyes tight.
"Please, make it quick."
"Don't worry, I got you."
There's silence for a bit. Then something slithers under then over my shoulders and slinks to wrap around my waist. I want to look but when my feet leave the ground my entire body clenches.
"Easy now. No sudden moves."
That doesn't help.
I do my best to block out everything. Like the feel of wind brushing past and intense heat that wafts up from below. My nerves are threatening to go off again. The instant I can feel a foot touch anything solid my eyes shoot open.
"See? Told you I could do it."
He's already on this side with me. Probably moved here first then reached over and carried my dumb frightened ass over. Bless you, super flower-goat-boy! The vines release and I'm once more on terra firma. I use this moment to hug Flowey.
"Thank you!"
He chuckles and now it's two going through Mettaton's show. If only I didn't leave my bag at home. Then he'd be riding with me. Then again, Mettaton would've taken that too and really screwed me over.
FINALLY. AS TOUCHING AS THAT WAS, DARLING, YOU NEED TO GET MOVING. WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND SCHEDULE AS IT IS.
I pop my neck and nod. The sooner I get through this the sooner it ends and we can go home.
"You okay with following me in case of other bull?"
"Oh yeah. You're going to need me. There are more vents past this.
I groan and silently curse everything before walking. Upon entering the north path past the steam vents, we come across another path made of pipework that veers to the right. This would be super chill if it weren't for the freaking lasers!
"This shouldn't be a big deal."
I look down at Flowey funny.
"Dude...Do you not see the lasers?"
He shakes his head.
"Don't think of them like you think they are. Those are made with magic energy. You remember what I told you about orange and light blue magic, don't you?"
It takes a second for that to click in my head. My small smirk lets him know I'm not completely stupid.
"See you on the other side."
He retreats to the ground and has to move through that, not like he can go through metal shit. So I take on this obstacle. There are nine lasers in total that go the order of orange, orange, cyan, orange, cyan, orange, cyan, cyan, and orange, with the cyan ones moving around. So by the logic of magic properties, I move through the orange ones and pause for the cyan ones till it's safe to keep going. In no time I'm at the end, a large metal pillar has a big red switch and out of spite I flip it. This effectively turns the laser off. Sweet! That was easy. Onward I go. The path veers upward and, can you guess, has more of those damn vents. A base one that changes directions, a one on the left and right side as well as in front. The path wants me to go forward but is blocked by a locked door. No doubt each side has a puzzle that opens each lock. Gotta love real-life video game logic.
"Not so bad, right?"
Speaks the emerging flora to my right.
"Still in one piece."
I joke to myself to keep the dumb side of me from saying something to jinx me.
"Need another lift?"
Looking at the gap between vents, it's not so evil as the first ones, maybe about four or five feet.
"I think I can manage this one."
He's relieved, thinking I'm being a big girl and fighting my fear.
"Great! I knew you could...wait...What are you...?!"
Don't think. Just act. Fear can't affect you if you don't realize it's there.
I take a short sprint and make nice bound over to where he's at. He's rather confused.
"The hell? What about your phobia?"
"Easy...Didn't think about it."
I head for the puzzle and he's flabbergasted.
"Wha...but...You still could've used the vents!"
"Nope!"
He catches up to me as I get distracted looking at two monsters sitting at the cliff's edge.
"You scare me something."
"How do you think I feel? I scare myself and I'm the one doing it."
There's a room nearby but these two just pull my attention. There's what appears to be a pale-green dragon in a black business suit and slick shade, like some sort of scaly lawyer. A black wisp-like monsters that reminds me of Grillby, even sporting glasses, in a gray tank-top and red pants drinking something steaming hot, dude looks chill in this heat. They don't seem to notice us and I can hardly hear bits of their chit chat. Something about how they're glad that the reactivated puzzles are preventing them from progressing as they do not want to go to work. They are also muttering some other stuff but I head for the room before they see this random human.
Inside the puzzle room, I'm met by two things. The puzzle itself and a disembodied fox head wearing sunglasses. The fuck am I tripping on?!
"The door leading through the area is closed?"
Dear God, it bounces as it talks and speaks with an upward inflection like valley speak! It hurts my brain. Good news, it has no clue what I am. Yay!
"So I tried the puzzle? But I kept running out of ammo, and it kept restarting?"
"...Bummer."
"And my two co-workers won't help? It's like they don't even wanna go to work?"
"Harsh."
"Why don't you try? Try using the console?"
I shrug and give this thing a little checking out. No real help from the fox so maybe the puzzle will tell me what to do. Oh, look! The convenient "?" icon is super tiny and hidden in the corner while also being somewhat the same color as the background. That's not a dick move, oh no, not in the slightest.
(Shoot the opposing ship!)
(Move the boxes to complete your mission.)
Okay, that's useful. Let's see...Four immovable blocks, two movable ones, and two open spaces. The immovable blocks are in each corner and the movable ones are in my way. And to top it all off, I get only two shots. Scoot the two away, shoot, and puzzle solved.
(CONGRATULATIONS!)
That's one done, another to go.
"Wow? You solved it? I'm impressed? You must be a total nerd?"
...Jackass.
Leaving the room has Flowey grabbing my wrist with a vine and tugging me to get moving.
"Bro, chill, what's wrong?"
"I heard them talking. They've been watching Mettaton's broadcast on their phones."
Yeah, that's our cue to skedaddle.
"Please use the vents this time."
I speed past him much to his chagrin.
"Screw...the...rules!"
I shout with each leap taken. I know deep down he wants to call me dumb and yet I'm kinda proud I'm able to forget about the incredibly high path we're treading that drops into freaking lava. He rejoins me as a non-moving cyan laser seemingly impedes my progress. However, it's waist level in height and nothing is stopping me from crawling underneath it.
"Wow."
"I know, right?"
Like on the right side, the left has the puzzle room and two monsters just hanging out on the cliff. These two monster girls are wearing what look like red and black Japanese school uniforms. The fuck? Not sure what's weirder, everyone's bravery by being that close to death or how the hell they got those clothes. Either way, one girl is purple with possible tentacle hair and has red eyes with black sclera, she is so clearly a tom-boy with her red back facing cap and skateboard. While the other girl is made up of lime green flame and gives off this way too innocent vibe for being here and with the bad-girl. Hotland does seem more and more to be Grillby's former home. How many more fire elementals live here?
"You think the laser has them stuck here?"
"Maybe. I know I wouldn't crawl on the floor with a skirt like that."
I enter the room and thankfully there's no head laying around that speaks in headache-inducing jabber. Let's see...Are the rules the same?
(Shoot the opposing ship!)
(Move the boxes to complete your mission.)
Yep. Same rules but different layout. Five immovable blocks, six movable ones, and five open spaces. The three immovable ones are in corners, one is above a corner, and the last is touching the corner of a corner block. And once more I get two shots. The movable blocks from a backward jacked letter C. This one is a bit more complex. The majority of the blocks move in one push. I have to try this a few times before I'm able to have it clear enough to shoot through one block and then the target.
(CONGRATULATIONS!)
If my calculations are correct, the door should be open now and further progress can be made. I leave the room and notice the laser is off. Flowey is also nowhere to be seen, probably due to the girls having moved from their original spot.
"Finally! Someone turned off that laser!"
Don't thank me, I'm just awesome.
"Now that we're free we can... Well, uh, I guess we'll just keep standing here."
"Hm? Nice try, but your loitering technique still needs work."
They chat with themselves. Great time to be invisible.
"Loitering around... What's the point?"
"Beats being in school. Why should we bother going to school, anyway...? What's the point in learning how to make a buncha puzzles? There's GOTTA be a way to cancel school."
"But isn't it summer vacation?"
"...Auuuugh! This world's got no future!"
A bit overly dramatic. Whatever. Back to business. I rush to make my final leap and almost trip on the pipework floor. Yeah...Not gonna be doing this jump thing anymore. Lost my nerve for it. Motion activates the door and it slides opens into the rock.
"Okay, Metta...Here I come."
Going through the door leads me to a small bit of land that turns to the right and three widely spaced vents in a row to reach the next...Is that kitchen linoleum? I can't be seeing that right.
"Seems like you have no choice this time."
Flowey appears.
"Can't at least hurl me across?"
He shakes his head.
"I can't support carrying you that far and I'm not risking you falling to death."
"Yeah, my luck as of late would be that level of crap."
I smack myself a few times to ready my timid nerves.
"Any words of wisdom before I do this?"
He thinks for a moment.
"Beware of chainsaws."
"What?!"
He sinks into the ground and I internally scream...Fuck my life!
Stepping onto the vent blocks the steam for a bit. The building pressure launches me from one vent to the next. By the time I reach solid ground I'm about ready to vomit my still-beating heart out.
"I hate heights!"
I'm gonna punch him. I swear, even if it breaks my hands, I will beat the shit out of Mettaton for this.
Still shaken I crawl my way into the next area. It's very weird. As if the linoleum wasn't odd, I'm now in what looks like a kitchen set. Oh...Oh god no...This can't mean...
"Don't tell me this is what I think it is."
As if on cue, low and behold, my metal master of moronic mayhem hovers down from the heavens wearing a chef's hat.
"OHHHH YES! WELCOME, DASTARDLIES, TO THE UNDERGROUND'S PREMIER COOKING SHOW!"
(Cooking with a Killer Robot)
"PRE-HEAT YOUR OVENS, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL RECIPE FOR YOU TODAY! WE'RE GOING TO BE MAKING...A CAKE! DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE TO BE EXACT."
Two of his hands stretch out and grab me, despite my pointless clawing at the floor, to present me to cameras I can't see.
"MY LOVELY ASSISTANT HERE WILL GATHER THE INGREDIENTS. EVERYONE GIVE THEM A BIG HAND!"
An applause sound effect goes off as well as confetti falls. I glare at myself.
"*mutter* You better have my stuff as promised or I will purposefully make sure your ratings bomb."
He pulls me in so only I hear him.
"*WHISPER* DO THAT AND YOU CAN KISS YOUR ITEMS GOODBYE."
I snort a huff and try to put on a smile. This seems to be what he wants.
"WE'LL NEED SUGAR, MILK, FLOUR, CHOCOLATE, AND EGGS. GO FOR IT, SWEETHEART!"
He's being overly flashy and fantastic. I should play along...but I'm too pissy and bitter. Plus calling me sweetheart irks me. You want a nice human? I'll be so sweet your blood sugar will spike!
"*giggles* Golly-gee. Thanks for having me on your show, Mr. Mettaton. Let's make the bestest best cake ever!"
This is stooping to new levels of pettiness that I might want to find a therapist for later. I'm pushing for a nearly unbelievable level of childish innocence as I scope the set and gather ingredients. All the while he watches every little skip and mean-spirited twirl I make before bring it all back to him a dopey smile.
"All done, Mr. Mettaton. This is going to be the most choco-lickity-yummiest cake in the universe!"
He puts two of his hands together and one on my head before sighing.
"DARLING...I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I REALLY DO. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE AUDIENCE, COULD YOU LOWER THE CUTE DOWN A BIT?"
I give the puppy dog eyes.
"Am I in trouble? Did I do something wrong?"
He flinches and without thinking he slams my head into the counter. I roar and cover my face, trying not to burst into a hurricane of swears while he goes about the show.
"PERFECT! GREAT JOB, BEAUTIFUL! WE'VE GOT ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS WE NEED TO BAKE THE CAKE! MILK... SUGAR... FLOUR... CHOCOLATE... EGGS..."
He gasps suddenly while I check if my nose is broken. Good news, it's not.
"OH MY! WAIT A MAGNIFICENT MOMENT! HOW COULD I FORGET! WE'RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT!"
I wipe a small bit of blood off my forehead.
"And what ingredient is that? This was everything you told me to get."
Some of my attitude is coming out but not too much.
"WHY, IT'S NOTHING WE HAVE TO GO SEARCHING FOR. YOU BROUGHT IT HERE WITH YOU."
I look at him funny until I see him pulling two chainsaws out from under the counter.
"A HUMAN SOUL!"
My heart sinks as he revs them up. Yet when he begins to do a slow methodical approach...My brain remembers to do one of my many pointless talents. Poking holes things with needless but true knowledge.
"Objection!"
The nerd in me is giddy for being able to make him pause with that.
"YES?"
I slap the counter.
"This recipe is bogus. What kind of cake calls for an ingredient that is so rare and priceless as a human soul? I submit my dumb argument, because I'm willing to admit the idiocy of saying this, that a human soul would serve a far greater purpose than being used for baked goods. Such as breaking the barrier. What say you, Metta? Do you have anything to back up your reasoning to use my soul in this cake?"
I wonder if Napsablook has an emulator on his PC? I want to play Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney now.
His screen blinks a little in thought. Before one of his arms leaves the murder weapon to go somewhere off set and return to put a can on the counter.
"...What is that?"
"THAT, MY DEAR, IS MTT-BRAND ALWAYS-CONVENIENT HUMAN-SOUL-FLAVOR-SUBSTITUTE! AVAILABLE AT ANY OF MY FINE RETAIL MARKETS! PROOF THAT THIS IS SOMETHING RATHER COMMON DOWN HERE AND THEREFORE, NOT A COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE IDEA AS TO WHY USE OF YOUR SOUL WOULD BE IN COOKING."
I stare dumbfounded at this can.
"This...This thing holds stuff that tastes like a human soul?"
He turns one chainsaw off and leans on it like a villain does with a cane.
"IT IS WHAT IT IS, DARLING. THE LABEL DOESN'T LIE. I SELL ONLY THE BEST. AND I GUARANTEE, IF YOU TRY IT, YOU'D NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."
My mouth opens but nothing comes out. I put my hands together, hold them to my face, and ponder the meaning of life."
"Metta, my dude...This is some messed up stuff right here."
"HOW SO?"
I sigh through my nose and lose my ability to be subtle.
"You do know that souls can be used as sexual organs, right?"
He slips from his cool pose in shock.
"DARLING! CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY! THIS IS LIVE AND KIDS MIGHT BE WATCHING."
"Do not change the subject by insinuating children don't have the ability to understand. Kids are always learning and they find things out quicker than others give credit. Such as their body's and, because it's a monster's core, soul. You can not expect me to believe that knowledge of that caliber is unknown."
I grab the can harshly.
"Knowing that, the fact this can exists and as you claim is indistinguishable from the real deal, it insinuates that you or someone else on your staff knows what a human soul tastes like. Meaning...Someone has had oral sex with a human soul."
He falls over at my accusations. Chainsaws long forgotten. But I'm not done.
"Further more, this can opens a can of worms in its implications. Forgive my armature knowledge on the subject, but in the old myths above, there is no mention of monsters feeding on human souls. Such things usually are connected to demons. So this concept is either new to the Underground or you're making it up purely for this show!"
My head is swimming with weird thoughts and I'm unable to keep them to myself.
"Fearing that the humans would one day turn on monster kind and slaughter their people, absorb their few boss souls and become dominant over them, the monsters decided to launch a preemptive strike. That's what the old text said, but...If this feeding on souls it true..."
I glare at the can, not liking the thoughts it's making me get.
"Then humans had a reason to seal you away."
Those words are bitter and I spit them getting angry, squeezing the can with force.
"Tell me I'm wrong."
It crunches, metal splitting to cut into my hand before furiously throwing it at the fake window behind us.
"Tell me I'm wrong! Don't make me feel bad for humanity!"
I'm physically shaking. My rage tapering on the verge. It's not even towards anyone. How can it? What's in the past is there forever. But this...Don't tell me this is real and in the present.
"Please..."
I lick my hand, trying to focus on the sting and hint of copper to calm me down. Finally able to recover, Mettaton dusts himself off. Taking note of my behavior and picking his words carefully.
"WOW, DARLING. SUCH RAW EMOTION. THE PASSION. FEAR. ANGER. AND DESPERATION. IT'S PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!"
A low snarl from me reminds him that I'm in no mood for his fabulous side.
"BUT TO ANSWER YOUR RATHER INTERESTING QUERY...NO. IT'S NOT TRUE."
A small sensation of relief begins to hit me as he opens a compartment under his screen and pulls out a small advertisement poster.
"I FIGURED THIS IDEA WOULD WORK MAINLY BECAUSE..."
He lightly touches my face.
"YOU'RE SWEETER THAN ANY DESERT~."
With the whole 'about to kill me' and fucked up line of thought thing that happened seconds ago, his little flirt has no effect and I slap his hand away. He's taken by this yet keeps his composer.
"BUT I SEE NOW THAT WAS FOOLISH. USING YOU IN A SIMPLE COOKING SHOW WAS A MASSIVE UNDERESTIMATION. ESPECIALLY TO PROMOTE MY NEWEST PRODUCT."
He crumbs the add and tosses it away.
"BUT AFTER THAT SCENE, I CAN KISS THOSE SALES GOODBYE. IT WAS WORTH A SHOT THOUGH. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT WORKS WITHOUT TAKING RISKS."
I am so done with all of this it ain't even funny.
"YET THIS WASN'T A TOTAL LOST. I LEARNED YOU HAVE A REAL TALENT."
I eye him cautiously, getting the bleeding to at last stop.
"CLEARLY A COURTROOM DRAMA IS PERFECT FOR YOU!"
I hate my luck.
"I NEED TO MAKE SOME CALLS! GET A SET MADE! OOOOOH! THE SCANDALOUS SCRIPT IDEAS I HAVE!"
"I think you're jumping the gun a bit early on this."
He puts a finger to my lips.
"NOT NOW, DARLING, I'M WORKING."
I gesture to where I assume a camera is that he's nuts.
[RING-RING]
His phone goes off.
"THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT! I'M ON AIR RIGHT NOW!"
Damn it. I can't hear the caller.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE WON'T MOVE?! YOU TELL HER..."
He's cut off.
"W-WHAT?! HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE LEFT? ...JUST YOU?! DAMN IT, BUGERPANTS, SO HELP ME IF THIS IS A PLOY TO GET OUT OF YOUR SHIFT..."
While he's distracted, I use this time to move the chainsaws away and out of sight. No need for them to come back into play.
"WAIT...SAY THAT LAST PART AGAIN. ARE YOU CERTAIN IT'S HIS POST?"
Post? What post? Who's post?
"*HUFF* FINE. RETURN TO YOUR POST. I'LL DEAL WITH THIS MYSELF."
He hangs up and is not too happy.
"*MUMBLE* DAMN SPIDER AND HER STUPID PET, KILLS MY MINIONS AND STILL DENIES MY BUSINESS DEALS!"
"You okay?"
My voice snaps him out of his thoughts and he calms down.
"UM...A CHANGE IN PLANS HAS COME UP. YES! DUE TO SOME SET ISSUES AND TIME CONSTRAINTS, OUR SHOW RUNS ON A STRICT SCHEDULE YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO PERSONALLY DROP YOU OFF AT THE NEXT LEG OF THE GAUNTLET."
Well, that sounds like a load of bullshit. But my dumb brain has to dumb brain.
"So what you're telling me is we're not even going to finish this segment by making the damn cake?"
He pulls me into an uncomfortable side embrace.
"I KNOW, IT'S HEARTBREAKING. BUT YOU SHOULD'VE MOVED FASTER AT THE START OF ALL THIS."
"I have a fear of heights!"
"NOW WE'LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH NOT KNOWING HOW GOOD THE CAKE COULD'VE BEEN."
"Don't ignore me."
"OR HOW MUCH MORE DELICIOUS IT COULD BE IF EATEN OFF MY BODY."
"The fuck did you say?!"
"BUT COME ON, DARLING, I'M ONLY MESSING WITH YOU AND OUR MALICIOUS VIEWERS. HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A COOKING SHOW BEFORE? I ALREADY BAKED THE CAKE AHEAD OF TIME! SO FORGET IT! BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY OF IT!"
"Is the screaming in my ear necessary?"
"WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! RIGHT ABOUT NOW IS WHEN WE HAVE OUR COMMERCIAL BREAK! SO STAY TUNED TO THAT SCREEN AND CONTINUE WATCHING AS OUR DEAR DARLING DARES TO DART FORTH INTO DANGER ONCE MORE!"
"Can you at least tell me I don't have to do any more vent platforming?"
"SORRY, BUT I'D BE LYING IF I DID."
I start trying to swear but I end up roaring out in meek frustration.
"SEE YOU ALL AGAIN REAL SOON."
A few seconds go by and he lets me go.
"OKAY, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME..."
He moves to the sink and opens the cabinets under it.
"WE HAD A DEAL. DESPITE THAT LITTLE SHOW YOU PUT ON, I AM IF ANYTHING A MONSTER OF MY WORD."
He tosses me a bag with his face on it. Taking the hint, I open it and find my missing gear. Though...no phone. I take this small victory without a fight. I'm fairly certain I know who has it anyway. That cat is so getting skinned. I equip my items and CHECK my stats.
[ HP: 40 ATK: 45 DEF: 27]
"Someday, I swear my defense will be decent, damn it!"
"ALL SET?"
I may look ridiculous with all this all but it's not like I was a supermodel before.
"Yeah, I'm good. Thank you."
"UM..."
"What?"
"I WANT TO APOLOGIZE."
I scoff.
"Forget it."
"NO. I...WHAT I DID WAS STUPID. I SKIMMED OVER THINGS AND WASN'T EXPECTING HOW YOU'D REACT. A GOOD SHOWMAN IS MORE PREPARED AND KNOWS HIS CAST BETTER. FOR THAT...I'M SORRY"
No matter the mood I might be in, I know how hard it is to swallow one's pride and admit a wrong. I just wish he wasn't such a flip-flopper because this personality switching is making it difficult to trust him fully.
"*sigh* ...I forgive you. But don't ever pull that kind of crap again. Got it? I like you monsters. I like being here. I don't want to feel bad for my kind and see THIS punishment as justified."
He nods, or what I take as the equivalent to one for a guy without a neck. With that now all said and done he once again snatches me into his arms and he blasts off like a rocket. Where to? No damn clue.
[HOTLAND: LAB]
"Well, that was disappointing. Freaky, but disappointing."
Undyne collects another bowel to enjoy.
"Not his best move. That's for sure. All that controversial fuss."
Alphys had cut the feed but was still viewing the robot and human.
"Yeah. He didn't even use those chainsaws. Such a wasted opportunity."
"Still, the way she interpreted all that from a simple can of spice...And that reaction..."
Theories were coming to Alphys.
"Definitely something to remember for future use."
Undyne takes a long slurp of ramen.
"It's a freak, Alphys. Plain and simple."
Alphys's companion's lack of imagination made her sneer.
"At least he's prolonging her activity. That provides data. And that's all that matters."
Undyne rolls her eye.
"Still...I wonder what that phone call was about?"
Alphys, being the one that sees all, knows the answer to that question. She just finds it more interesting to see if her hot fish friend can figure it out for herself. Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
[Snowdin: Skeleton House in present time]
They weren't sure what they just watched. Such a strange buildup and quickly smothered show. Sure this wasn't over but no one honestly thought that second showing was going to be over in about twelve minutes. Still...The lingering questions remained when the commercials played.
"This is nerve-wracking."
"I know. But at least there's some good news. He's moving her further. She'll be done faster."
"I suppose that is true."
"OR SHE'LL BE KILLED QUICKER."
Toriel and Grillby glare at Papyrus.
"WHAT? I'M BEING REALISTIC BY SAYING THE OPTION YOU'RE IGNORING."
The glares and fire strengthen.
Papyrus takes the hint and walks away. Maybe Sans had some sort of idea and won't want to beat the shit out of him as the others do.
"you need to work on your people skills, bro."
He growls but that's it.
"i got an idea as to what happened near the end."
"REALLY?"
"yeah. i think someone tipped him off about my post there."
"YOU SURE?"
"got no other clue as to why he'd move her himself and not let her walk."
"HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK HE'LL HAVE HER SKIP?"
"who's to say? i only know what i can see from my post. and it ain't much."
"WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY POSTS?"
"do ya know anybody else that can teleport?"
"...GOOD POINT."
"you sound underwhelmed."
"I DON'T KNOW...I JUST DON'T SEE IT. YOU WORKING THAT MUCH? IT'S WEIRD."
"if it makes it less weird, i sell hot dogs at those stations."
"THAT...THAT MAKES MORE SENSE."
The television flickers suddenly. The commercials end and the human is back onscreen. Her exact location is odd in that there doesn't seem to be a path to leave on. There's a signpost they can't read and random cacti. Among the positives, she is sporting her equipables again and thus have her stats boosted. On the negative side...she isn't there alone for very long.
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nadziejastar · 5 years ago
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I have a theory regarding Saix's hatred of Xion. Xion is the personification of Sora's memories of Kairi. It is heavily implied that Kairi was wrapped up in the experiments at Radiant Garden, as were Lea and Isa. I wonder, was the connection to Kairi somehow dredging up bad memories? Just a thought.
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“Aeleus, where is the girl?” Xehanort asked.
“She’s asleep…” Aeleus pointed to the capsule room in the back.
The girl was very particular—unique among people. They had not been able to create any Heartless using her heart. Perhaps because she was too young, or perhaps…
Xehanort disappeared into the capsule room.
Yeah, I wish we learned exactly what was done to Kairi. In the novels, it said they tried to create darkness using her heart, but were unable to. So, she was definitely experimented on.
One of the Ansem Reports mentioned trying to “cultivate darkness in a pure heart”. But beyond that? I have no clue. I honestly have no idea if Kairi herself being related to Xion had an impact on Saïx’s memories. Especially since Saïx couldn’t even “see” her. I think the story may have just been written that way because all those characters had something in common.
Lea and Isa were test subjects. Kairi was, too. And so was Ventus. He was Master Xehanort’s original guinea pig. Ven’s story is actually a lot like Xion’s. He wanted to sacrifice himself to protect his friends and not be used as a human weapon. Isa probably had a similar backstory, so there were a lot of parallels to him and Xion.
Saïx’s connection to Kairi was probably more indirect than direct. I think the Replica Project was innately tied to the original experiments, and that might have influenced why Saïx hated Xion so much in particular, in addition to his jealousy. It was just his hatred for Replicas in general because of what he knew about them and how they were created. That’s what brought back memories. 
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One thing I am sure of is that they are entirely devoid of emotion. Perhaps further study will unlock the mysteries of the heart. Fortunately, there is no shortage of test samples. They are multiplying underground even as I write this report.
I don’t think Saïx’s feelings about Replicas make sense without his past as a human test subject. I think what Axel said in Re:CoM was meant to be a hint of his and Isa’s involvement in the experiments. Unlike Kairi, Lea and Isa were most likely made to directly interact with the Heartless in order to study their behavioral principles.
There is no doubt that the Heartless are deeply connected to the people's hearts. Further study may unravel both their motivations and the mysteries shrouding the heart. As a start, I have built a device that artificially creates Heartless. By recreating the conditions that spawn the Heartless naturally, I should be able to produce them artificially. This may be a step toward creating a heart from nothing.
Also, Lea and Isa were probably involved in an experiment to create a heart from nothing. Or in other words, a heart made out of data. This experiment involved in recreating the original conditions that spawned the Heartless naturally. The original experiments caused the subjects’ hearts to collapse. So, that experiment involved something very dark happening to them.
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“Oh ho. So it’s a fight you want. Very well! Fight me, if you can!”
That was exactly the method by which Vexen would obtain Riku’s power. He was a scientist by nature, not well suited to combat…but there was no better option. All he had to do was draw out the greatest strength the boy could muster. And then, if he succeeded in mass-producing the replicas, the Organization would have greater power than ever before. Far beyond even Emblem Heartless.
Vexen deflected a strike from Soul Eater with his shield of ice. “Release your rage… Show me the strength of the darkness you harbor!”
Again and again, Riku swung his sword, and each time Vexen accumulated more of his memories and power as data.
I think the entire point of both the Replica Program and making the Emblem Heartless was to create a heart out of data. That was Even’s goal in the experiments. He was motivated by scientific advancement. Vexen fought Riku to acquire memories of him while he’s in a rage. Then he used that data and installed it into the Replica, which later grew a heart. So, his Project was successful.
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It is my duty to expose what this darkness really is. I shall conduct the following experiments:
-Extract the darkness from a person's heart.
-Cultivate darkness in a pure heart.
-Both suppress and amplify the darkness within.
I think Kairi was an example of “cultivating darkness in a pure heart.” Ventus was an example of “extracting the darkness from a person’s heart.” Lea and Isa were probably involved in an experiment meant to “amplify the darkness within” one of them.
“No. It is because you are trying to hold it in. Let the dark impulses waken in the pit of your heart. Release them, here and now! Sharpen your fear into rage!” Xehanort shouted to Ventus.
I don’t know how to. There’s nothing like that in me. I can’t change my fear into rage. I’m just scared.
“You must! If you do not let the storm within you run its course, it will wipe you from the face of the world, make no mistake! Do it. Embrace the darkness. Produce for your Master the χ-Blade!”
How does the darkness within get amplified? By creating rage. How to create rage? When Ventus was experimented on, Master Xehanort was trying sharpen his fear into rage.
“Fear’s an emotion. It doesn’t exist for us.”
“But…I am feeling it. I’m scared right now.” Axel and Xion ceasing to exist—the thought was even more frightening to him than his own termination. Roxas didn’t want to dwell on it at all.
Axel looked away into the distance. “Something in you probably does remember what it’s like to be scared. So you think you’re feeling it now.”
Day 150 is called “Fear”. This was an important idea to Axel’s backstory. On this day, Axel and Roxas talk about what they couldn’t bear to lose. Axel says fear isn’t something Nobodies can feel.
“Man, don’t scare us like that,” Axel complained.
“I’ll try not to.”
“You stay in bed, okay? Take it easy.”
“I will,” she said meekly and smiled at them. “Thanks, guys.”
But on Day 193, Axel was scared when Xion collapsed. He was very pissed off at Saïx, too, for knowingly putting him in a situation that would make him feel fear. To me, it seemed like he remembered being scared of losing Isa. Something very traumatic happened.
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Saïx: Did it break again? That didn’t take long.
Axel: Keep your mouth shut.
Saïx: You have changed... Something at Castle Oblivion changed you. Does the past mean nothing to you now?
Saïx was mad, too. He was remembering something traumatic from the past as well. And the “broken” comment set Axel off.
“You see how powerless you are to save them? Savor that rage and despair. Let it empower you!”
What good was the power of light if it couldn’t save his two friends? It was meaningless. He would be able to save them if he was strong enough.
If so…If that’s how it is…
“Yes, boy, that’s it! More! Let your whole heart blacken with anger!”
Terra didn’t care that the power thrumming through him belonged to the darkness. As long as it made him strong.
Basically, once the apprentices learned how the Heartless behaved and what motivated them, I think they decided to perform an experiment to recreate the conditions that spawned the original Heartless. This was so that they could get the necessary data to create a heart. So, they decided to amplify the darkness in Lea’s heart to turn him into a Heartless. They knew his biggest fear, which was losing Isa. They were probably going to torture and kill Isa right in front of Lea. Lea’s fear would sharpen into rage and they could use the data from those memories to create a heart. 
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“You don’t know what you’re talking about! I’m protecting those islands!” Riku rushed into range, but this time the Claymore, Saïx’s sword, was there to block Soul Eater.
“How do you expect to protect anything when you’ve cloaked yourself in darkness? You sold your soul for power. Was it worth it?”
Isa just so happens to have a berserk mode, which is pure RAGE. I think Isa was the one who went berserk during this experiment. He was not the intended target.
“Wait—you had your fun on the first floor.” Larxene flashed her most bewitching smile. “This time, it’s my turn.”
“…Don’t break him,” were the words that slipped unconsciously out of Axel’s mouth.
“Ohhh, do I detect a soft spot?”
“You don’t trust me?” Larxene slumped in mock disappointment. “I know when to let up. I’m not stupid enough to break my toys.”
Isa was just a toy. Someone (probably Braig) had fun torturing him and used his screams of pain and anguish to try and get Lea to succumb to darkness. He went berserk and became possessed by darkness, but he was motivated by love, so his heart did not collapse and he didn’t become a Heartless, making him the special and unique Subject X and a vessel.
“No, I won’t do it. He told me the only way the χ-Blade can be forged is if you and me fight. Well, guess what? I’m not fighting,” Ven said, his back still turned.
“You used to be too broken to talk back,” Vanitas retorted.
But Isa was probably “broken” after that ordeal, like Ventus was originally.
Day 150: Dealing with Xion
Author: Saïx
As expected, the Duplicate is starting to show its limits. The Program showed promise, but a puppet is just a puppet: something to be toyed with until it breaks. I am utterly at a loss as to what Roxas and Axel see in that thing. How best to dispose of it merits my consideration going forward.
It’s no wonder why Saïx would hate a Replica, if he knew they were created from memories of conflict and rage. It’d bring back memories for sure, no matter who the Replica was based on. And I think he probably did know how Replicas were made. Even Axel was a lot more understanding of Saïx’s treatment of Xion once he realized she was a Replica. He even felt uncomfortable around her at first, too.
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serenewrites · 5 years ago
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Tips on Character Development
(AKA the convoluted way I do things)
Ok, so, wow. This ended up being like super ridiculously long. Sorry about that. I just got done adding "a thing or two" and it ended up being longer than what I originally wrote.
So, a while ago I responded to a post on Reddit asking for help developing a character. My comment seemed to help a few people, so I figured I'd add a thing or two and post it for anyone else who may find it helpful!
TL;DR: I think Personality tests —Myers Briggs and Enneagram — used in tandem make a pretty complete, rounded character. Add in some Pinterest Character Inspiration boards to that and you've got some preeettyyy developed characters. Also, OneNote rocks my world.
If you wanna read my entire process, keep reading. If not, just read the first few paragraphs and you'll get the idea. If you don’t care, ignore me and scroll on, friend.
The Personality Tests
When I started getting my MCs together, I took a Myers Briggs personality test for each of them! 16 Personalities is a really great resource because you just answer how your character would and it gives you so much information on what type of person they'd be. If you go to that second link, it goes deeper into their theory and what each aspect of the test results actually mean. If you're looking for that, scroll down to the Five Personality Aspects part of the second link. I think the entire thing is neat, so I recommend the read. Anyways, I've done this for my protagonists, as well as my main BBEGs, and some minor characters that I was kind of struggling with.
From there, I also looked up what Enneagram types they'd line up with according to their Myers Briggs type. That site talks a lot about what the Enneagram personality stuff is all about. It's worth a read. The whole concept is pretty neat. Your personality type is similar to the personality types that are near you, but also reflects to the types across from you. Or something... I'm explaining this poorly, I know haha.
There are a few ways I went about relating the two personality tests. I didn't want to take two different tests. I really like the Myers Briggs because it's all about decisions, but I like that the Enneagram talks a lot about how they interact with each other and the world. It kind of gave me a more rounded vision of who they are. Instead of taking two tests, I used this site to find a correlation between the Myers Briggs type and the Enneagram type.
There are 9 Enneagram types. Russell Rowe (not Crowe, I know, I thought it too) does an AWESOME job of breaking them down... into 15-20 page PDFs.
Enneagram Type 1
Enneagram Type 2
Enneagram Type 3
Enneagram Type 4
Enneagram Type 5
Enneagram Type 6
Enneagram Type 7
Enneagram Type 8
Enneagram Type 9
You can easily find any of those by Googling "Enneagram Type x Russell Rowe" and it'll pop up as literally the first thing. But I linked each of them to the above list. I have each of those PDFs saved into my OneNote folder for each major character, good or evil. I highlighted things that really stuck out to me for each character.
After reading through all those, I was able to figure out if that was truly who I wanted my character to be. Is that personality type and Enneagram type truly who I envisioned my character? If yes, move forward. If not, retake the tests. I retook my one MC's Myers Briggs test 3 times, I think, and once I rounded it out with the Enneagram type, I really got her how I wanted her, so don't get discouraged if you read the results and don't feel like it fits your characters!
This is the point where I kind of venture off into more of how I do things, so I won't feel bad if you don't want to read my word vomit from here on out. I kind of just talk about the benefits of questionnaires vs the personality test method, how I use OneNote to keep track of my character development, and visual inspiration using Pinterest.
If you decide to keep reading, thanks! Also, buckle up, because it's a lot...
Personality Tests vs Character Questionnaires
So, I use Scrivener, but I also have used Bibisco (free!) in the past. Bibisco has a really, really detailed questionnaire that asks questions I hadn't even thought about. How does this character eat? What are they usually dressed like? What's their favorite type of music? Are they a pessimist or an optimist? A realist? Are they book smart or street smart? There's like... literally HUNDREDS of questions on there. It also asks about family members, relationships, sexuality (I think, but it's worth adding), past events that occurred before the book.
While I am a perfectionist, I started with the Bibisco stuff and then ended up falling off the wagon with it because it took so excruciatingly long to complete one for each character. I already had a pretty good idea of how each of them would act and I didn't really want to put myself in a box creatively. Sometimes my characters just grow organically as I write and I make discoveries about them that way!
The Bibisco questions, and questionnaires overall, are so helpful, but again, they can be so so time consuming. If you have the time (and that's your jam) I totes recommend it. Bibisco so in-depth and has so many questions that I honestly hadn't even thought about. But I have 4 main characters, and 2 major minor characters, and 1 BBEG in my first book alone. I just could not handle like hundreds of questions per person. And tbh, the Myers Briggs and Enneagram was enough for me!
All of that to say, the way Bibisco breaks down their information and some questions it asks are really cool and helpful. While I don't answer each question it has, I do like to think of just in general, how does Kein act? How does she carry herself, talk, laugh, cry? Does she belly laugh or is it more of a quiet giggle. When she cries, does she try to hide it and push everyone away (spoiler alert, yes), or does she cry openly and ask for help?
OneNote is your super organized best friend forever
I compile all of this information into OneNote, which... is honestly a post in and of itself (something I would be more than happy to do if people were interested). OneNote is just the most amazing way to keep track of everything in my world (venturing past char dev here, for a tiny second).
I first discovered how useful it was when I started my homebrew campaign for dnd and it has been so invaluable ever since. Especially for the worldbuilding I am currently doing for my fictional world. I'm also pretty sure anyone who has Windows and the Microsoft Office Suite, has it for free. So if you do have Microsoft Office, I HIGHLY recommend checking out OneNote for book/character organization.
In OneNote, I have different collections set up for worldbuilding, chapter notes, a to-do list, a timeline, and most importantly (or relevantly) for characters. I have a section for the protagonists, the villains, the good guys, bad guys, and then misc neutral people. Though, usually, people in my book fall into the good or bad sections. I have neutral people for things that have happened historically, but that's neither here nor there.
Within each section, say, the Heroes, I have a "page" for each of my main characters. Their title page is just a bunch of random notes that I hastily added on the go, but the subpages are where it's at. Each subpage is based off the Bibisco (see above) sections. Personal Data, Physical Features, Behaviors/Attitude, Psych, Ideas/Passions, Interpersonal, Life Before the Story, Conflict, Evolution, and Visual Inspiration.
The psych section of Bibisco is a very in depth 64 questions on their psychological profile. In my OneNote, this is more or less where I put my personality test results and I highlight important information. Instead of answering 64 questions that answer whether or not Kein is outgoing or shy, the personality profiles answer those for you, quite easily.
For example, Kein tested as ISTP-T. She is an Introvert, Observant, Thinking, Prospecting, and Turbulent. Even just looking at that last sentence, it tells me more about my character than any 64 questions about how hardworking, free-spirited, or vain (all Bibisco questions) she is.
I really like how Bibisco broke down the information, but how it goes about char dev doesn't work for me personally. So I modified it to work for me! Instead of answering all those questions, I read through the questions and the personality profiles I have in the Psych section. In the other sections, I just type a blurb or two about how Kein behaves, her passions, and her interpersonal skills (or lack thereof). Instead of reading through a numbered list of questions and answers, I can just read the blurb or highlighted sections in the personality section and be reminded of her overall personality instead of how she acts in one rigid sense.
I think that's why I like the personality tests the most— they give you a more generalized sense of your character instead of how they act in a linear or flat scenario. How do they walk, for instance, is one of the questions, but that really hinges on a lot, right? What's the scenario?
Is Kein coming home from a successful scavenging mission, standing tall and proud, but letting someone else take the spotlight of success? (Introvert vs Extrovert). Or is she folding into herself, thinking about all the things she could have done differently, while she’s being scolded? (Thinking vs Feeling).
How a character, walks, talks, laughs, and generally holds themselves really depends on... you guessed it! Their personalities! Which is why I really like the personality test route.
One extra bit, OneNote lets you do 3 tiers of folders, so I can have Kein>Physical Features and then one more set of subpages under Physical Features. I find this useful for character development that happens over the course of your writing. For example, my MCs fight a pack of wolves at one point (this first book of mine is very Man v Nature). They all walk away with injuries. Under my Physical Features page, I have a subpage for Developments. I either just have notes there, or a table set up by chapter. It'll say, Ch# in the left column, and then it'll have a set of bullet points for things that changed in that chapter.
Ch# - Kein attacked by a wolf - sustained a bite to shoulder and claw slash across her stomach. (A note: for wounds, I'll sometimes add pics, but as long as you can visualize it, it's whatevs).
It goes for other aspects of character development too though! If a romance is blossoming, I'll add notes chapter by chapter using the table system I noted above. If an injury causes someone to move/walk differently I make a note of it. Especially for injuries that I need to remember like, ok, she has fractured ribs. She ain't climbing that cliff side— they're going to have to find a different way or they're going to have to figure out how to get her up it.
Side note for the injury and time keeping — I made an entire post about how I do this, so check that out if you’re interested.
A small bit on visual inspiration
When coming up with a visual of my characters, I turn to Pinterest. Pinterest is the bee's knees for visual character inspiration. If you have a general idea of what you want your character to look like, just search "character inspiration" and then adding any descriptors. Sometimes I don't find what I'm looking for, so instead I'll search "model" and then the descriptors. My MC has red hair and freckles. I searched "character inspiration red hair female" and "model freckles female" and tons of pics popped up.
I created a board named "Character Inspo_NAME" on Pinterest for each main character. A nice spring board for visualizing my characters. It ranges from boots and ripped jeans, to faces of models/people, hairstyles and accessories.
I mass pin things and then I comb through and look for stuff that really resonates with a character— a few pics of models, some outfits, particular accessories or items, shoes, clothes, hair styles!! With those few, more narrowed down pics, I place them into my Visual Inspiration folder in OneNote. I can reference it if I need to remember what someone is wearing or what a particular item someone has looks like. Or just in general if I need a bit of a boost, it helps to write a character's description if I'm looking at the character inspiration.
I’m certainly not, like, the best person to go to for visual inspo stuff. There are so many other people out there who do these amazing aesthetic and mood boards and all kinds’a stuff like that and it’s so so so amazing. So, don’t take my word for it in this area, because I’m certainly not the authority here. I’m just givin yinz an idea of how I do things.
I hope this helps! Maybe I should have added memes or something.
Anyways, that’s all folks. Good luck! Feel free to ask me any questions if you have them! Also, I'd love to hear comments on my process, or how anyone else does their character development!
i also feel like this entire post is a mess so thanks for reading if you made it to the end. also let me know if any links don’t work or anything like that.
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jedwashere · 5 years ago
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A Billion Years Away - Chapter Nine
Your World’s Not All It Seems
***
I had the strangest feeling
Your world’s not all it seems
So tired of misconceiving
What else this could have been
***
Commander Alpha-32
Gabriel Lorca’s reaction upon seeing her was… intriguing, to say the least. His eyes widened, his breathing became more rapid, and he stepped back from her.
“This is Commander Alpha-32,” Commodore Lizbeth Hayne said from next to Alpha-32. “Apologies if she looks… unsettling. Or familiar. Or unsettlingly familiar, as the case may be.”
Commodore Hayne chuckled after saying this, implying that she was amused by either the comment or some private thought associated with it (or, possibly, at some unrelated matter, but Alpha-32 calculates the possibility of the humour being unrelated at approximately 0.003%). Gabriel Lorca did not react with similar amusement, instead visibly attempting to restrain his breathing. Alpha-32 ran through the possibilities, and came to the conclusion after almost one whole second of deliberation that it was something to do with her appearance. 0.02 seconds later, she realised that there was a 58% probability (based on Michael Burnham’s logs and the prevalent theories and available data surrounding Gabriel Lorca’s presumed death) that Gabriel Lorca did not, in fact, have positive feelings towards Michael Burnham, and was not, in fact, put at ease by seeing Burnham’s face.
“I understand my appearance is, perhaps, a concern,” she said, keeping her tone as level as possible, “but I selected it to facilitate ease of relatability between the two of us on your new assignment.”
“Ease… ease of relatability,” Lorca repeated. He swallowed, a reflexive reaction to his discomfort. “You - you’re serious?!”
Alpha-32 raised the possibility of Lorca being discomfited to 68%.
“Always,” she said. She attempted a ‘reassuring smile’. “It is my aim to -”
Lorca laughed loudly. Alpha-32 closed her mouth, uncertain how to respond.
“Jesus, you’re joking, Commodore!” the Captain said to Hayne. “You’re joking!”
Commodore Hayne was, in fact, smiling, though whether this meant that she was joking or not, Alpha-32 could not tell.
“Not at all, Captain Lorca,” the Commodore said. Alpha-32 calculated a 74% possibility that this statement was a falsehood. “Alpha-32 is a specially-designed Android -”
“A gynoid, technically, ma’am,” Alpha-32 cut in. The technicality was important, after all.
“- made to operate smoothly on Starfleet ships,” Hayne finished, still smiling.
“She’s a robot?!” Lorca hissed, looking even more discomforted.
At this, the Commodore’s expression became less amused. “She’s a fully fledged officer, with rights and responsibilities like any Federation citizen.”
Incorrect, Alpha-32 wanted to say. Her internal database, almost as an involuntary response, came up with nine hundred and forty seven separate instances that proved that she, and others like her, were not equal to organic officers in the slightest. But saying that would prove impolitic, of that she was sure.
Lorca swallowed again. “May I speak with you in private, Commodore?”
“Nope,” Hayne said quickly. “I have the rest of your crew to prepare for you, and a ship. And you have an XO to get to know.”
She left without another word, leaving Alpha-32 alone with the Captain. She considered her next words extremely carefully: in the two seconds between the Commodore’s departure and her next sentence, she had calculated over eighteen thousand potential things to say.
“My apologies,” she finally said, tilting her head. “I was not aware that you would have an adverse reaction to this appearance.”
That was not, strictly, true. She had calculated that there was a possibility he would react negatively - but she had only calculated it at 18.2%. That had clearly been an error, and proof (if proof were needed) that she still needed more practical experience with organic personnel.
Lorca took a breath, before finally replying. “You’re a robot.”
“The correct term is Artificial Intelligence,” Alpha-32 corrected gently.
“And you’re fully qualified to be a Starfleet Officer?” he asked.
It was a valid concern from a Starfleet Officer from the 23rd Century, and so she responded more fully than she might otherwise have elected to. “I was commissioned seven months ago. Six months of that was spent doing what I believe is termed ‘running in’ of my systems. One month ago, I chose to enter Starfleet. I was fast-tracked to this position.”
He didn’t reply, and a brief analysis of his body language suggested that he had not even really been listening.
“Would you prefer to be left alone for the moment?” Alpha-32 asked after three seconds of waiting for a response.
It was another three seconds before he replied. “I would like you to go somewhere and meet me here in… one hour. When you do, I want a crew list and a series of specs for the Exeter-class.”
Alpha-32 nodded. This was obviously an effort to dismiss her from his presence, but he had requested that she do something useful, and so she did not object.
“Yes, sir,” she said.
“And Commander…” Lorca added, before pausing and sighing. “Do I have to use the full thing?”
To Alpha-32’s proverbial shame (indeed, she was certain that if she ever activated her emotional circuits she would be thoroughly embarrassed by it), she had yet to choose a name beyond the factory-standard name she had been assigned.
“The name ‘Alpha-32’ is only a placeholder, sir,” she told him. She tilted her head. “If you like, I could always pick another.”
She had certainly given that topic a lot of thought. Annabelle, Lilith, Geraldine, Gertrude, Kathryn, Elizabeth, Sarah, T’meni, T’prea, Saavo, Va’lya...
“Whatever,” Lorca said, waving a hand in a clearly dismissive manner. “Call yourself Robbie the Robot for all I care.”
“I am not a robot,” she told him.
“I don’t give a damn,” Lorca snapped at her, “just go.”
Alpha-32 nodded, and left without another word. Lorca was clearly now reaching an emotional point where he truly had nothing to say to her, and antagonising him seemed unwise.
And, after all, she had a report to give.
***
Lorca.
Lorca blinked, stepping back slightly. The woman - MichaelMichaelMichael - was staring at him impassively.
“This is Commander Alpha-32,” Hayne said, motioning to the woman with a small smile. “Apologies if she looks… unsettling. Or familiar. Or unsettlingly familiar, as the case may be.”
Hayne chuckled, as if at some private joke, which was a joke in itself since this joke was so insultingly obvious. Lorca was too shocked to call her out on it, though. He tried to steady his breathing. Calm down, calm down, calm down…
“I understand my appearance is, perhaps, a concern,” Alpha-32 (MICHAEL!) said evenly, “but I selected it to facilitate ease of relatability between the two of us on your new assignment.”
“Ease… ease of relatability,” Lorca repeated, swallowing. “You - you’re serious?!”
“Always,” Alpha-32 said. A very slight, very un-Michael smile graced her features. “It is my aim to -”
Lorca laughed, a wild, desperate thing. “Jesus, you’re joking, Commodore! You’re joking!”
Hayne’s expression was unsettlingly friendly. “Not at all, Captain Lorca. Alpha-32 is a specially-designed Android -”
“A gynoid, technically, ma’am,” Alpha-32 cut in.
“- made to operate smoothly on Starfleet ships,” Hayne finished, still smiling.
“She’s a robot?!” Lorca hissed.
Hayne’s smile faded somewhat. “She’s a fully fledged officer, with rights and responsibilities like any Federation citizen.”
Had either of the humans been paying attention, they might have seen a flash of something in Alpha-32’s eyes. But neither were, and her expression returned to the neutral smile in short order.
Lorca swallowed. “May I speak with you in private, Commodore?”
“Nope,” Hayne said glibly. “I have the rest of your crew to prepare for you, and a ship. And you have an XO to get to know.”
Without another word, she turned around and left, leaving Lorca alone with… her.
Michael. Not Michael. Michael. Not. Not. Not.
“My apologies,” Alpha-32 said after a moment, tilting her head. “I was not aware that you would have an adverse reaction to this appearance.”
How else am I supposed to react?! Lorca thought, but he took a breath, willing himself to be back in control.
“You’re a robot,” he said again.
“The correct term is Artificial Intelligence,” Alpha-32 said evenly.
“And you’re fully qualified to be a Starfleet Officer?” he asked reflexively.
“I was commissioned seven months ago,” she replied. “Six months of that was spent doing what I believe is termed ‘running in’ of my systems. One month ago, I chose to enter Starfleet. I was fast-tracked to this position.”
Lorca wasn’t really listening to her, so caught up he was in what she looked like, what she represented. He sat back down, putting his head in his hands, not caring that it made him look rattled. Dammit, he was rattled!
“Would you prefer to be left alone for the moment?” Alpha-32 asked.
Lorca swallowed. “I would like you to go somewhere and meet me here in…” How long do I need? Is any amount of time enough? “One hour.” Nice, round figure. “When you do, I want a crew list and a series of specs for the Exeter-class.”
“Yes, sir,” Alpha-32 said, smiling in that neutered, emotionless way she seemed to. It looked entirely wrong on Michael Burnham’s face.
“And Commander…” He paused, sighing. “Do I have to use the full thing?”
“The name ‘Alpha-32’ is only a placeholder, sir,” she replied with another of those empty smiles. She tilted her head. “If you like, I could always pick another.”
“Whatever,” Lorca said, waving a hand. “Call yourself Robbie the Robot for all I care.”
“I am not a robot,” she said, her head still tilted.
“I don’t give a damn,” Lorca snapped, “just go.”
Alpha-32 nodded, and left without another word. Lorca stayed sat, his mind reeling, and feeling once again that horrible combination - the loss of everything he had ever had, and something worse. The fear that none of it had ever mattered in the first place.
***
Commodore Hayne’s office.
Commander Alpha-32.
“Your opinion?” Commodore Hayne asked her a few minutes later in the Commodore’s office. She had her hands clasped in front of her in what Alpha-32’s body-language analysis subroutine told her was a professional manner. There was an 82.6714 percent chance that this was an affectation.
Alpha-32’s response was clinical and to-the-point as she sat down in front of the Commodore. “Difficulty trusting others, certainty. Paranoia, probably. PTSD, strong possibility.”
“And your suggestions for dealing with these issues?” Hayne continued.
Alpha-32 considered the options at her disposal, then reconsidered them. There were a vast number of possible actions and alternative outcomes, and calculating the best course became increasingly difficult when factoring in Gabriel Lorca’s eccentricities.
One and a half seconds later, she answered Hayne’s question. “First I must gain his trust. This will be achieved through acts of kindness that appease him on an emotional level, and by remaining attentive to his emotional needs throughout our assignment.”
Hayne paused at that. “How, exactly, will you ‘appease him on an emotional level’?”
Alpha-32 immediately listed her top two suggestions: humans and other organic beings tended to lose focus once she went beyond two options, especially if she decided to go into detail about those options (which, naturally, she did). And all Hayne did was blink at her.
“Oh,” she said after a moment. “That… might actually work.”
Alpha-32 didn’t have active emotional circuits - having considered activating them during her training, she had come to the conclusion that keeping them active was detrimental to the potential efficiency of an officer. Nonetheless, she allowed herself a brief bit of detached, logical satisfaction at the Commodore’s response.
***
Hayne.
“Your opinion?” Hayne began without preamble as Alpha-32 entered her office.
The android/gynoid/artificial intellegence/actualised intelligence/whatever the hell you were supposed to call them nowadays sat down, and tilted her head.
“Difficulty trusting others, certainty,” she began. “Paranoia, probably. PTSD, strong possibility.”
“And your suggestions for dealing with these issues?” Hayne asked her.
There was only a minuscule pause before Alpha-32 answered. “First I must gain his trust. This will be achieved through acts of kindness that appease him on an emotional level, and by remaining attentive to his emotional needs throughout our assignment.”
There was a momentary silence as Hayne considered this, and then she took a breath.
“How, exactly, will you ‘appease him on an emotional level’?” Please don’t say sex, please don’t say sex, please don’t say sex…
Truth be told, Hayne didn’t mind if Alpha-32 did use sex as a means of controlling Lorca. It hadn’t escaped her notice, after all, that Alpha-32 had chosen Michael Burnham’s face and form. That had been a bit of a surprise, but a welcome one once it became clear how much it broke Lorca down. Hayne didn’t want the man completely broken, of course - skilled Captains you could rely upon were rare, skilled Captains you had a hold on were like the proverbial diamonds - but an off-guard officer was one you could control. She had to admit, he’d reacted a lot more vehemently than expected.
And then, Alpha-32 told her.
“Oh,” Hayne said, blinking in surprise. “That… might actually work.”
“Then I have your permission to proceed?” Alpha-32 asked.
“Go ahead,” Hayne said, grinning. If it works out, we’ll have Gabriel Lorca on our side forever.
***
Lorca.
While he was waiting, he figured it would be a good idea if he read more up on the centuries of history he had missed, though he didn’t find anything interesting.
In truth, it was more to distract himself than anything else. He knew his heart wasn’t in it. It was too full of thoughts - Michael, that robot/android/gynoid/whatever that looked like her, the smirk on Hayne’s face when she’d stepped into the waiting room…
If that wasn’t part of her plan, I’m a damn gormagander, he thought with a scowl.
“Captain Lorca?” that too-familiar voice spoke. Lorca closed his eyes for a moment, taking a breath.
After a moment, he opened them and stood. Sure enough, there was ‘Alpha-32’, staring at him with that neutral expression.
“What?” he asked, with as much dignity as he could muster.
“It has been one hour,” she said evenly. “I have done as you requested.”
She held out a PADD. Lorca took it without another word and looked it over. Sure enough, it was the specs on It seemed relatively straightforward: 23 decks, crew of 400, nearly 400 metres long (which seemed quite small compared to the Terran Starship Novalis, or even to Jallistra’s Enterprise, but Lorca knew that size wasn’t everything in a Starship), fore and aft mounted phasers and torpedo launchers, capable of supporting a variety of science missions (yay)…
“There is also a crew manifest, sir,” Alpha-32 said in what might have been an attempt at a ‘helpful’ tone.
Lorca just gave a noncommittal grunt, before tapping a control. There was a collection of names and thumbnail images, nothing he considered noteworthy at present.
“I realise, Captain, that this entire experience has doubtless been somewhat harrowing,” Alpha-32 said, her tone still infuriatingly pleasant, so unlike Michael’s own (but why, Gabriel, would you want this machine to be like… her?). “If you like, we can go visit your ship and allow you to acquaint yourself with her personally.”
Lorca took a deep breath. He wanted to say no. Actually, he wanted to punch her: to break his fists on her jaw, to knock her to the ground. He wanted to shout, to scream, to yell until his throat went raw.
“Alright,” he said instead, sighing wearily. “Have at it.”
What else was there left to do?
***
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dawnfelagund · 6 years ago
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So I just listened to your presentation about the Tolkien fandom - which is really good btw, very informative - and the point that transformational fanfiction is mostly female got me thinking (mainly bc in my experience fanfiction in general seems more female, I have knowingly read only three authors who identified as male). Do you think that's bc most fandoms have a distinct lack of fem characters, so fem writers have an incentive to write transformational fics that male writers don't?
Oh my, oh my this is such a good question that I fear I will not answer it as well as it deserves. But I’ll try!
(Here is the presentation mentioned in the ask, for anyone who wants context. Both video and text are available at the link.)
Why transformational fandom trends female is complicated and has been the subject of much discussion/debate since the advent of fanfic studies back in the early ‘90s. Early scholarship focused on women using fanfic to expand the original texts so that the better reflected the women/author’s own experiences, especially where emotions and relationships were concerned. From Jenkins’ Textual Poachers (1991):
Fans want not simply internal consistency but also what Ien Ang has described as “emotional realism.” Ang (1985) suggests that Dallas fans viewed the program not as “empirically” true to real-world experiences of upper-class Texans but rather as “emotionally” true to the viewers’ personal lives…. (107)
Female readers entered directly into the fictional world, focusing less on the extratextual process of its writing than on the relationships and events. … The female reader saw her own “tacit inferences” as a legitimate part of the story …. Moreover, male readers tended to maintain the narrative’s pre-existing focus on a central protagonist, while female readers expressed a greater eagerness to explore a broader ranger of social relationships …. (108-9, citing David Bleich [1986])
Camille Bacon-Smith, author of Enterprising Women (also 1991) writes:
Fanwriters, like soap opera fans, want to see characters change and evolve, have families, and rise to the challenge of internal and external crises in a nonlinear, dense tapestry of experience. Whether because of innate qualities or socialization, women perceive their lives in this way, and they like to see that structure reproduced in their literature. The writing experience becomes one of participation in the lives of the characters. (64)
Jenkins and Bacon-Smith really established fanfic studies as we know it, so I include these ideas to show how foundational they are and, I believe, underlie more recent resistant/reparative motives. Underlying this early assumption is that mainstream media and literature doesn’t represent the experiences of women, so we have to create it ourselves. Hence what we’d now call transformational fandom: the shifting of authority onto the fanwriter to rework a fictional universe according to her own experience of reality. I think this holds true in Tolkienfic fandom, although it is more complex than the theories above (rooted in media, not book, fandom) suggest, in that my research shows that Tolkienfic authors engage in much more negotiation with canon details and (most importantly) Tolkien’s authority. In other words, they care about how to create that “emotional realism” but within the confines of the canon, which many would take to include Tolkien’s views, unstated in the texts, on the canon and even his moral prerogatives.
My sense is that there is a definite connection between the early ideas of women creating fanworks to see their realities and experiences represented in the fictional universes they love and the present-day idea of fanfiction as a form of resistant reading. (Here, I am perfectly willing to have my hand smacked by people better versed in fan studies history if I’m mangling or missing key pieces of the relationship between these two schools of thought. Just speak up.) Because part of the experience of being a woman is opening a history book and not seeing the lives of women represented or going to a film where women usually make up a minority of the cast (and are often cast into stereotyped roles). Part of our experience as Tolkien fans is coming to terms with our love of a book (LotR) where, to borrow the wince-inducing stat cited by Una McCormick, there are more named horses than women. (The Silmarillion fares better in terms of named women but still isn’t great, as I have argued elsewhere, in providing those named women with roles and agency equal to that of the men.)
(Here I’m going to focus on the Tolkienfic fandom. I know your question was broader than that, but I study the Tolkienfic fandom, and as a fan, I’m monofandom myself, so I’m hesitant to speak about the norms and practices in other fandoms, nor am I as familiar with their scholarship. Others with insights about other present-day fandoms, please do add on.)
Una McCormick has a fabulous essay in Perilous and Fair that positions Tolkienfic as a form of what she calls “reparative reading”:
The complexity of such reading and writing practices and the ambivalence of the creative labor involved in making repairs upon such texts have driven some women readers to find a presence for themselves in The Lord of the Rings through writing fanfiction as a creative-critical response to Tolkien’s text. By weaving female characters into the familiar narrative, or else focusing upon marginalized characters such as nurses, servants, and non-combatants, these authors write themselves–or those like themselves–into the events of the War of the Ring. (310)
Una is a fanfic writer herself and a Tolkien scholar, and her work is unique in this sense, because she is intimately familiar with the Tolkienfic community as a participant and also because she has written one of the rare fanfic studies pieces focusing exclusively on our fandom. However–and I don’t think Una would disagree–reparative reading is just a part of Tolkienfic fandom, so I don’t think it fully explains the “transformational is female” trend. It is certainly part of it. My survey data shows a strong interest among Tolkienfic authors; 78% agree that “Writing fan fiction lets me explore the perspectives of female characters.” (80% of readers “like reading fan fiction about female characters.”)
What is interesting is that there is not a big difference in how women and men respond to the statement “Writing fan fiction allows me to explore the perspectives of femalecharacters.” 78% of women agreed; 73% of men agreed. Where there is a significant difference: 90% of nonbinary survey participants agreed with this survey item. (It’s worth noting that the sample of men was small. Less than 4% of survey participants identified as male.)
I also feel that I have to note that, historically, Tolkienfic fandom has had contingents hostile to including women characters in Tolkien-based fanfiction. Many who started in the fandom when I did (mid-2000s) will remember when “OFC = Mary Sue” (itself a term that I find sexist since the number of scrawny, nerdy dudes who become superheroes in comics attests that adding a dose of Awesome to a whopping pile of Ordinary is not inherently deserving of derision), and many people avoided writing women characters because they were a flame magnet. Key to this piece of history, too, is that, in my experience, the detractors and bullies of creators who wrote about women? Were, like the rest of the Tolkienfic fandom, a majority women. This was not guys trying to preserve a boys-only treehouse in the canon; this was women policing other women’s production of fanfiction, often using the canon itself as a tool to do so.
It’s also worth noting that changes in fandom perception of women characters has been due to the concerted effort of fans to draw attention to sexism in the canon and in the fandom and to celebrate fanworks that feature strong women characters. @vefanyar‘s concept of the textual ghost is the prime example in my mind, in that she not only drew attention to the problems in the canon–simply scrolling through her Textual Ghost Project is a visually provoking experience–but the potential for fanworks creators to address those problems in the reparative way that Una McCormick identifies. @vefanyar, among others, has paired this work with the canon with a concerted, years-long effort to encourage and celebrate fanworks about Tolkien’s women, creating a climate where, finally, it feels like writing about women comes with more rewards than risks.
So. To conclude. I think that the scholarship, my data, and my own experience as a Tolkienfic author/archive owner points to an answer to “Why is transformational fandom overwhelmingly female?” in the context of Tolkienfic fandom, as: It’s complicated. Yes, some of us are working to address the inequality both in the number and quality of female characters in the canon. But as my presentation states, this is just a partial picture because Tolkienfic fandom is not fully transformational, and women are attracted to this fandom for reasons that have nothing to do with establishing gender parity in the canon. I earlier held up the stats of 78% of authors (and 80% of readers) enjoying fanfiction about women to suggest that there is an interest in telling women’s stories in the fandom, but I’d also say that the one in five not interested (or not sure if they’re interested) in stories about women aren’t insignificant. This is still a sizable contingent of the fandom, a majority of whom are women. The desire to produce transformational fanworks runs deep in women fans and may hearken back to Jenkins’ and Bacon-Smith’s broader ideas about women’s experiences, may suggest a difference in how girls/women are socialized, may reflect barriers to entering more affirmationally oriented fan communities, or may come down to something else (like the social/community aspect of fandom) entirely.
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thelawyerthatwaspromised · 6 years ago
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Analyzing Jon’s Speech Patterns around Dany and Sansa (cont.)
*Spoiler, this is very long.
Awhile back, I did a statistical analysis of how frequently Jon spoke when he was around Dany as compared to Sansa (and Jon with Dany versus Jon not with Dany) (x) and discovered the following:
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Daenerys dominated the “speaking volume” in their shared scenes in Season 7.
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Jon’s was on screen with Daenerys almost as often as he wasn’t...yet he spoke about 3x more frequently when Daenerys wasn’t in the scene.
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While sharing far less screen time with Sansa in S7, Jon still spoke nearly as much dialogue in their shared scenes as he did with Daenerys in S7.
Now, I’m sure some might be wondering why this matters. Maybe the scripts just didn’t lend themselves to Jon going on long winded monologues. Maybe shouldn’t be “how much Jon spoke”, but “with what quality did Jon speak?”
This is focusing on the content of Jon’s dialogue in S7 to try to quantify what people who feel that Jon-Dany romance fell flat: it wasn’t bad acting, it was the deliberate withholding of pertinent personal information that defined the lack of depth in the build up to the Jon-Dany perceived romance.
First, I’ll describe my methods, then I’ll show some results!
1) I love statistics;
2) I am careful about how I use them;
3) If you’re reading this and think my methodology is unfair, go ahead and tell me why because I don’t like putting out predetermined outcomes
So here’s what I did...
I loaded Jon’s dialogue into textinspector.com
It’s a really useful tool that allows you to analyze text and speeches and gives scores for readability, textual diversity, and MTLD (measure of lexical diversity). MTLD essentially scores how measured language is used in a text. The higher the MTLD score, the more impersonal the text is and a lower scores means the text is more personal and casual. 
Basically you’d expect a scientific article to have a high MTLD score and a casual dialogue between normal people would score significantly lower. 
So from here on, remember that the higher the MTLD score, the more “formal” and less personal text is. It’s more thick with narrative. It’s deliberate and careful. It’s generally more disconnected with emotion.
I’m going to be showing the lines of text I included along with the scores. This isn’t perfect as the engine for some reason didn’t recognize certain points as whole sentences but it doesn’t matter for this exercise because I only focused on the words themselves, not the number of sentences spoken. Also, I did this manually so it’s entirely possible some words or lines were missed but I’m pretty sure I got it all.
Ok enough setup, here we go:
1) Jon’s interactions with Dany were very imbalanced quantitatively 
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Dany spoke significantly more than Jon. I already knew this from the previous stats post I put up, but it was confirmed again. Here’s a word count summary:
First meeting word count: Jon 270 / Dany 505 Granting Dragonglass word count: Jon 22 / Dany 112 Cave Scene: Jon 83 / Dany 83 (!!! first even scene!) Drogon Petting: Jon 26 / Dany 122 (back to normal) My Queen scene: Jon 43 / Dany 97 We’re fucked scene: Jon 55 / Dany 150
Right away you can see the imbalance. The cave scene is the only one that wasn’t drastically imbalanced, but it ended with Dany demanding that Jon bend the knee, mirroring the demands Stannis set for Mance in order not to burn and for his people to survive. Eesh.
That speaks to the quantity of their interactions only. What about the quality?
[much more under the cut]
2) Dany started impersonal; ended with wearing her heart on her sleeve
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Probably not too surprising whether you buy into a Jon-Dany relationship or whether you think Jon is manipulating Dany...but it’s nice to see empirical data backing this up anyway.
Here’s the rundown from Dany speaking to Jon:
A) First meeting: I split the first meeting into two parts; the beginning where Dany was just meeting Jon and it didn’t become completely antagonistic and the second half where Dany lectures Jon about what she’s gone through and tells him her personal story. It gets more personal...so I would have to guess that the MTLD score is higher for the first half and lower for the second half...the first half being more impersonal and the second half becoming more personal as she grows angrier with Jon.
Here is the written text.
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Remember, if I’m correct, then narrative and formal text should score higher on the MTLD scale. The higher the number, the more impersonal the lines.
This is the MTLD score for the first half of the scene where Jon and Dany met.
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A score of 94 indicates that this is very formal. Information dumping, asking rhetorical questions, etc.
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This is the written text of the second half of the scene.
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Passionate. Angry. Contentious. Much more personal. 
And the MTLD score? (should be lower)
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About 75 now. Well, that makes sense. Let’s go on...
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B) Granting the Dragonglass
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This is Dany seemingly trying to stay impersonal with Jon after he reacts more or less silently to her inquiry about his brothers. The MTLD score should be higher. There’s nothing else very personal here.
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94. The pattern holds. She made an initial inquiry but it went nowhere so the formality continued.
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But Dany looks back. And that’s key.
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We’re given a visual clue that she’s softening to him.
C. Dragonglass Cave / Drogon Petting
I put these two scenes together because I see them as Jon’s two biggest attempts at swaying Dany before the wight hunt. The Dragonglass cave is where Jon appeals to Dany’s reasoning. He uses some personal touches (like, literal physical touches) and gazing looks, but ultimately he approaches Dany with more words and information.
The Drogon petting scene is different because it’s almost entirely based on a gesture meant to impress Dany. Think of Quentyn Martell in the books trying to tame the dragons (and burning to a crisp). There’s no other reason for Jon to just waltz up to a dragon and pet it, especially when Dany had Drogon land and use the same stalking movements that have always been meant to intimidate people. Jon tries a gesture to influence Dany but I think it’s similar to the Dragonglass scene insofar as it’s a display of Jon being proactive in trying to sway Dany directly.
By this point, Dany is starting to become very attracted to Jon. This is perhaps the scene in which the ACTUAL equal coming together of Jon and Dany was the most possible. He approached her with the big picture. He tried to stress working together. He used what he could to show her that the enemy is real. As already pointed out, the dialogue word count is even for this scene. Dany appears genuinely interested as he’s showing her the cave. An alliance hangs in the balance.
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The MTLD score should be dropping at this point if I’m right.
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54. She’s speaking “to” Jon, not just “at” Jon. She’s trying to figure him out. She’s taking more time to explain herself. She’s asking meaningful questions. This is what happens to an MTLD score in this kind of text, it drops. It’s less academic, more personal.
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“I’ve seen you staring at her good heart.”
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“Ser Davos gets carried away.”
D) Jon leaves Dragonstone / “My Queen” scene
Jon’s got Dany really invested in him. There’s really not much more to say. Here’s the written text, and the MTLD score.
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39 MTLD. You get it now, right? The more she gets wrapped up in Jon Snow, the more personal she’s getting, the more she’s giving him a glimpse into her soul and it’s reflected in this MTLD score that I’m using as an impartial empirical measure. I am quantifying for you what we see on screen; Dany is getting more personal with Jon as the season goes on.
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6) Dragonpit and We Sail Together
I’ll save you the suspense, the pattern holds for the Dragonpit scene and the We Sail Together scene.
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Dany conclusions: Starts out trying to talk tough...softens...falls in love...reveals everything to Jon.
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3) Jon started informally and then completely shut it down
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Yes, it’s completely true. Jon and Dany had sex. But that’s about all they shared mutually. Seriously. Just wait until you see this.
The first time Jon meets Dany, he is speaking passionately, from the heart, and with honesty. His MTLD score should be low then, right?
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MTLD score of 47 for the first scene. Keep this in mind. 
Wanna see something funny? This is all the dialogue Jon Snow spoke 1 on 1 to Dany for the ENTIRETY of the rest of the season.
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This is as personal as Jon gets with Dany the rest of the way. I see tons of narration. I see passive participation in the conversation. So, again, if this holds then the MTLD score should be pretty high, right? Remember, my theory is Jon spoke passionately and personally and then learned that he can’t do that and that he has to be a passenger. So his score of 47 from the initial meeting should be at least somewhat exceeded here.
*edit note* the screen cap above doesn’t have about 3 sentences but the MTLD score below includes those*
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Almost 90. There it is. Jon spoke one on one with less personally than he did when they first spoke as complete strangers. He was simply observational and/or narrating the things around him. “You weren’t gone long” - “you’re still here” -etc. 
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This is also where I have to point out that Jon spoke just 40 sentences  (give or take...remember, some of the punctuation messed up the sentence counter) to Dany one on one after his initial meeting with her.
And let’s dive deeper in WHAT Jon actually ever says to her.
This is where I ask you to play a game. Forget that you might know what Dany says in response in these scenes. Try and figure out what Jon is talking about just by reading Jon’s dialogue.
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Something’s amazing, Tyrion likes to talk, Jon didn’t expect something from her, but thanked her. Hey! We know something about the Children and the First Men and working together and that Jon’s people won’t accept Dany. We know there are some gorgeous beasts. She went somewhere, and Davos exaggerates. 
Uhhh ok...this is going well.
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Jon’s really sorry about something and regrets going. He thanks Dany, then not Dany. And.....WHAT THE FUCK SHE’S HIS QUEEN NOW? People are going to see what she is - that she isn’t like everyone else - and someone unreliable told her something. And that Tyrion said they were fucked and Jon agrees.
Epic love story.
Do you see what I mean when I say that Jon didn’t reveal anything to Dany? He held back any meaningful feedback except in 4 instances. 
His most passionate dialogues were: 1) Their first meeting when he says why he won’t bend the knee, 
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2) explaining the need to fight together in the dragonglass cave, 
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3) on the dragonstone beach where he asks her not to use her dragons to melt castles and burn cities, 
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and 
4) pleading with Dany to allow him to leave because it’s the best chance for the world to survive extinction. 
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And true to form, Jon’s  passionate pleas get a lower MTLD score of 68. This is real!Jon and it matches up with his MTLD scores in other settings.
Conclusion: Jon tried to engage with Dany as equals and as potential partners. He was discouraged by her conduct and then shut down everything. His dialogue became colder and more impersonal as their supposed love story was meant to be “heating up”. Their perceived connection is based entirely on visual cues.
4) Jon’s behavior with Sansa is significantly more balanced and personal
Just another Jonsa lyin’ about Jonsa again! But seriously, it’s empirically true.
Here’s the word count overview:
Jon-Sansa reunion word count: Jon 176 / Sansa 170 Tent scene before BotB: Jon 133 / Sansa 237 Battlements: Jon 86 / Sansa 47
The word count pattern holds in S7. Jon and Sansa speak about equally following the pardons of Ned Umber and Alys Karstark, Sansa speaks more words when Jon seeks her counsel about the scroll from Tyrion, Jon speaks more words when he’s telling Sansa that he’s leaving for  Dragonstone.
It’s an interesting side observation that the word counts are pretty even but I’m more interested in the MTLD scores for Jon and Sansa.
Remember, the lower the score, the more personal the dialogue has been as a pattern. 
Jon and Sansa should be scoring very low in S6 - Jon should be scoring higher in S7 because (as I’ve written) I think he’s intentionally trying to distance himself from Sansa due to uncomfortable feelings about her role in his life. 
First, the reunion. 
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Jon’s score first, then Sansa’s.
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54. Very personal. Intimate.
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47 from Sansa. Very personal. Intimate. Their MTLD scores are also close to one another indicating a mirroring.
Now how about the tent scene? 
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It’s contentious. Sansa is begging Jon to listen to her. Jon becomes agitated at Sansa’s protests. Sansa’s MTLD score should be lower than Jon’s but they both should be lower. First, Jon.
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69 (nice) or 70. A little elevated, as expected. But still lower than the 90 Jon displays with Dany. What about Sansa?
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55. Again, slightly elevated but lower than Jon’s. And, AGAIN, even though they’re disagreeing, the numbers are far closer between Jon and Sansa indicating that they are about as equally emotionally engaged in the conversation.
How about the scene on the battlements?
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The pattern holds again! In case you’re wondering, Jon speaks with an isolated MTLD score of 52 and Sansa a score of 55. Incredibly personal. Emotional mirroring. Equal emotional engagement.
*EDIT FORGOT TO ORIGINALLY INCLUDE JON’S MTLD SCORE FOR THE S7 E1 SCENE WHERE I BELIEVE HE’S TRYING TO EMOTIONALLY DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM SANSA*
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AND YES THE PATTERN HOLDS AGAIN!
It’s no accident either.
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Jon and Sansa are consistently in the 50′s with each other and that number elevates with everyone else. Jon is usually in the upper 60′s- 70′s for scenes excluding Sansa and Dany while Sansa averages in the 70′sand goes up to even the 90′s in scenes without Jon.
Let’s play the “can you understand what’s going on in the scene just by Jon’s dialogue” game again. This time with Sansa.
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They used to eat some particular vegetables. They shouldn’t have left. They couldn’t have known something probably because they were children. Sansa was occasionally awful, but Jon was no fun as a kid either. He insists he has nothing to forgive but then forgives her. They have bad ale with the Night’s Watch. He must watch over her or a ghost will murder him. They can’t stay there, though, because something really bad happened. The Boltons seem to be where they want to go. He doesn’t have an army either. I guess there’s someone available but they’re not there to serve him. He’s tired of fighting. Damn. He’s fought a lot. He’s killed brothers? Wildlings? Men that he admires? A young boy? He lost, too? This guy’s been through some shit.
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Someone has a new dress...oooooooo. He’s stuttering over his words. Then he’s thanking Sansa for something. Davos saved Jon and has a reputation because Davos served Stannis. But there’s no time.  For what? Well apparently to get more men. Someone’s overconfident. Jon has been probably doing more than playing with broomsticks. Ok this is an argument. Oh, it’s about Ramsay Bolton. A bad character, but Jon believes he’s fought worse. Jon doesn’t want to give up on Rickon. Is Rickon a drug addict? Anyway... 
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He’s apparently getting obvious advice now. He still is being told he needs to get a larger force but he doesn’t think it’s  possible. Black sea creatures are not coming to help. He won’t let this bad man touch Sansa again. He’ll protect her, he promises. And now he’s decorating her room and making her bed. He’s not a Stark and Sansa is in charge of WF. She deserves it and they’re there because of her. Jon lost the battle until Sansa brought the Vale - and they came because of Sansa. Now apparently a Baelish guy had previously sold Sansa to the bad people. Jon insists that Sansa and he trust each other. And Father promised...something? Hmmm.
But do you see what I mean by the quality of Jon’s dialogue completely blowing away the quality of his dialogue with Daenerys? Either it was an accident and they didn’t realize they had Dany speaking over Jon repeatedly and that Jon had completely passive and DIFFERENT speech patterns than he’s displayed anywhere else (speech patterns completely devoid of meaning or exposition) - or- this was done on purpose. I’m, again, betting on this being intentional.
Overall conclusions:
A lot of people have called the J/D romance weak...and I think it’s intentionally written weak.
Jon is demonstrably different after the first scene with Dany.
Specifically this moment.
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This is when, in my estimation, Jon made his judgment of Dany. He never ever spoke like this to her again...and really he hardly said anything at all from this point. Especially in moments when he was isolated with Dany.
He let her talk. He let her and her followers tell him what she wanted to hear. He even copied her own lines. 
"People thought dragons were gone forever but here they are. Perhaps we should all be examining what we think we know." ~Dany, ep 3
"I never thought that dragons would exist again. No one did. The people who follow you know that you made something impossible happen. Maybe that helps them believe that you can make other impossible things happen." ~ Jon, ep 4
And he completely allowed himself to become a passenger in their conversations judging by both the word counts and the quality of his conversation.
I’ll leave you with this. These are the lines spoken by Jon alone with Daenerys the rest of the season.
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The skepticism of the Jon-Dany romance isn’t just plausible, it’s quantifiable. 
It’s one-sided and it’s setting up a pretty dramatic final season.
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(1/2) I've read in the new FAQ that you didn't accept asks over 8 parts long, which I understand is for brevity's sake, but for typing help, how can we make sure we included a sufficient amount of informations regarding the functions? Besides, if someone happens to hesitate between two types, how can they include enough infos for each type without being too long?
(2/2) I ask this because in general, even when I try to be as concise as possible, it's nearly impossible to write an in-depth analysis of my mind without going over the limit (considering how asks are limited to 500 characters only).
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I’ll answer the question asked further down, but some other clarifications may help. This is kind of long, but I think it’s important.
1. We are already dealing with the fact that no matter what, typing a total stranger over the internet via text is an imperfect method. MBTI is unproven and has no definitive tests. All of this has considerable uncertainty; an extra 500 words is unlikely to solve that issue.
2. I am a person. It feels weird to have to say it but I sometimes feel like people forget that askboxes have people on the other side.  Anyway what that also means is that I’m fallible. I’m not an automatic MBTI question-answering machine and there have been times when people asked questions that had tons of information that I still couldn’t answer. Sometimes it’s the limit of my typology knowledge. Sometimes it’s the limit of their self-knowledge - if you don’t have a good sense of your own identity and behaviors, I can’t provide that because I don’t know you . And sometimes it’s other factors. I’ve had to say “I don’t think I can type you” a few times: either the person after some back and forth still couldn’t seem to provide information that I was able to use (often a communication failure on my part, but at some point if we don’t understand each other after a few times I don’t know how to fix that) or because the question involves mental illnesses/cognitive conditions I don’t understand well enough to answer reliably. And so again, 500 more words can’t fix that.
What I’m saying is that the goal of having a perfect question that I can definitely answer will never be a guaranteed success.
As for providing sufficient information: if you provide information in good faith, have read Anatomy of an Ask, and looked at some past examples, I might have some follow-up questions - and that’s fine! I don’t mind if you send in 8 questions, I answer to the best of my ability and say “could you clarify X, Y, and Z”, and you send in 8 more in response. I ask for clarification a lot, and I don’t always hear back, and that is actually a disappointment because if I say “could you clarify,” I assure you, I mean it! If I didn’t want you to send a follow-up question I would not ask.
(note: yes, chat fixes this specific issue in theory. However I have so many problems with the other aspects of chat that it is still entirely not worth it for me).
However, you did mention one thing which is the case of being torn between two types, and my request here is that if you are deciding between two types, it’s fine to let me know that, but then your question should be no different than if you were asking an initial “please type me” question. Please don’t try to send me information designed to fit into one of those types- it’s actually less helpful. I recognize this is going to sound patronizing but: if you are asking for my opinion, the most helpful thing you can do is give me the raw data of your behavior and thought processes, not your extensive analysis. Presumably the reason you are asking me is because you want me to do my own analysis as a second opinion. If I base my second opinion off of your first opinion, it’s not really a second opinion.
And finally: this response is about 4000 characters (ie, 8x500). It’s not short. I set this limit somewhat arbitrarily, but I can assure you that every single 10+-part ask, and many others, contain tons of unnecessary information. People ramble about their own typing journey which I don’t need to know in order to do my analysis, or include their own analysis (asides about ‘maybe this is Ni?’ - please just let me decide if I think it’s Ni), or information that’s not useful in typing (long asks usually contain LOTS of typical human behavior).
The ability to write a concise summary that someone can then use to guide their response is an excellent skill to develop, and it does indeed come at a cost, but the intended audience (me in this case) will appreciate it and often will ask you to elaborate if needed.
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duhragonball · 6 years ago
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[FIC] Luffa: The Legendary Super Saiyan (106/?)
Disclaimer: This story features characters and concepts based on Dragon Ball, which is a trademark of Bird Studio/Shueisha and Toei Animation.   This is an unauthorized work, and no profit is being made on this work by me. This story is copyright of me. Download if you like, but please don’t archive it without my permission. Don’t be shy.
Continuity Note: About 1000 years before the events of Dragon Ball Z.
Previous chapters conveniently available here.
[17 February, 233 Before Age.     Hubler IV.]
Ryloth Windraker's office was as inviting and friendly as the man himself.   Whenever a client entered, Ryloth greeted him with a warm smile, a firm handshake, and a hearty pat on the back as he led them to a comfortable-but-professional-looking chair in front of his expensive-but-practical-looking desk.   After several interminable minutes of small talk about the client's family and various vacation plans, he would finally ask how he could send the client home with a smile on his face.    
"I should like to hire a mercenary," Dr. Topsas said frankly.   His arachnoid frame was too large and ill-suited for a chair designed for humanoids, so he simply stood next to it while he spoke.   "As my mouth is anatomically incapable of smiling, I fear that does not truly answer your question, but it does state my business plainly enough."
"Yes, of course, Doctor Saspot," Ryloth said.   "It's easy to forget just how diverse the galaxy is.    Putting a smile on your face is just an expression I use for making the customer happy.   I'd change it to something else... but then I'd have to order new stationary!"  
He laughed at his own joke, which Topsas found profoundly irritating.   "You do arrange contracts for this sort of thing, yes?" he asked.  
"Yes!  Oh, yes we do," Ryloth said with a chuckle.   "Well, officially speaking I have other people arrange that for me.    Keeps certain parties from asking too many questions.   Let me just take a look at my records.... Now you'll have to bear with me, our computer system is acting kind of slow today..."
"By all means, take your time, Mr. Windraker," Topsas said.  
"What sort of military solution did you need, Doctor?" Ryloth asked.  
"It's something of a real estate matter," Topsas said.   "And there is a bit of a personal grudge, so I'm reluctant to wait for the courts to settle it."
"Keeping your options open, is that it?" Ryloth suggested.  
"Something like that," Topsas said.  
"Something like that?" Ryloth repeated.   Topsas genuinely had no idea how to respond to this, so he waited quietly for Ryloth's computer to catch up.  
"So what I have here is probably a good fit for your needs," Ryloth began.    "He comes highly rated by past contractors, and he should be available starting..."
He stared at the screen for what seemed like an eternity.   Topsas began to wonder if the poor man had suffered a stroke.   Why wouldn't he finish his sentence?   Why had he started speaking when he didn't know the information he was trying to communicate?    He hadn't even asked Topsas when he would need the man, so why was he keeping him in suspense on his schedule?    What especially galled Topsas about Windraker was that conventional wisdom would hold this man up as an example of a "great communicator."    Except most of what he said and did was pointless showmanship and had nothing whatsoever to do with conveying information the other party wanted.  
"Do you have any warrior species in your files?" Topsas finally asked.   There was no point in waiting to broach the subject.
"You prefer them, Doctor?" Ryloth asked.  
"I find them to be very sympathetic to matters of honor, Mr. Windraker," Topsas replied.   "There may be more professional soldiers in your ranks, and many others with greater technical expertise, but I like to establish an emotional connection with the people I hire.     It helps to make it about more than just money."
"I understand," Ryloth said firmly, though Topsas strongly doubted that.   As he pulled up more records, he launched into a lengthy anecdote which had more to do with his family's history with appliance repair than anything remotely connected to the matter at hand.   "Now, I do have the Thundertoads open for next month.    They're very formidable.   Have you heard of them?"
Topsas had dissected a Thundertoad cadaver in pre-med, but he saw no point in volunteering that information.   "I was thinking of something... stronger, Mr. Windraker.   Perhaps a Saiyan or two."
"A... Saiyan?" Ryloth asked.  
"A friend of mine once told me that you had arranged contracts with Saiyan mercenaries in the past.    I was told to ask for a Mr. Jolok, if he was still in the business."
"Jolok?" Ryloth repeated.  "Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while.   You have to understand, Dr. Saspot, that the market hasn't been good for Saiyans lately."
"And why is that?" Topsas asked innocently.    "It was my impression that violence was a key component of their culture."
"That's true," Ryloth said, "but there's been a lot of scrutiny surrounding Saiyans ever since an internal dispute broke out.    You've heard of the Legendary Super Saiyan, haven't you?   Well, she's been aggressively pursuing any Saiyan she can find, hoping to track down their missing king."
"I don't have much interest in alien politics, Mr. Windraker," Topsas said.  
"Yes, well the bottom line is that Sayians are radioactive right now," Ryloth explained.   "You might as well be asking me to sell you two hundred pounds of weapons-grade actinium.   At least that way you wouldn't have the Super Saiyan looking over your shoulder."
"What business is it of hers?" Topsas asked.  
"It's not a matter of jurisdiction, Doctor," Ryloth tried to explain.    "You see it's..." There was another long pause, which Topsas found doubly-annoying, since he already understood what the man was struggling to say.    "Okay, so... If you had a Saiyan mercenary, and word got out about him, sooner or later she'd come after him, and if he managed to give her the slip, then she'd probably start following the money, shaking down whoever paid the guy.   Now I don't want that kind of attention, and I don't think you want that kind of attention."
"Quite so," Topsas said, "which is why you have others to make those kinds of arrangements for you.   That is what you said, is it not?"
"Well, er, yes, I see what you're driving at," Ryloth replied.    "But I don't think--"
"Mr. Windraker, I have a great deal of money to spend on this venture, and I believe that the wisest investment would be on a Saiyan warrior," Topsas said.  "If they prefer to work discreetly, so much the better.   Now if you are unable or unwilling to put me in contact with a suitable candidate, then I respect your decision.   Perhaps it might be best if your intermediaries were to contact me directly.    There would be no risk to your own business, though you would also receive none of the reward."
Ryloth seemed duly impressed by this, and  held out his hands to concede the point.   "All right, all right, Doctor, I see where you're going with this.   If you're willing to accept the potential consequences, then I might be able to help you out.   A lot of Saiyans have gone into hiding though.   The one you were asking about, Jolok, was killed in the Quadzityz War.   Even so, I know some people who know some people, and they could put you in contact with some Saiyans, but it won't be cheap to get them involved."
"As I said, Mr. Windraker," Topsas answered, "I am prepared to pay handsomely, though I should like to see some proof to support your claims."
Ryloth nodded and turned back to his computer.    "You'll have it," he said.   "I'm putting together a file of all the Saiyans that my people can reach, and how to get ahold of them.   Of course, you'd still need me to make those arrangements.   They won't just agree to meet with an unsolicited client.   It's too dangerous."
"Naturally," Topsas said.   "I appreciate your cooperation on these matters."
Ryloth finished creating his file and handed a portable data unit to Topsas.   "Now you don't need to make a decision right away," he said.   "Look it over and decide which ones you'd like, and I'll see about setting up payments."  
"Oh, that won't be necessary," Topsas said.    "You see, I've already decided which ones to contact."
Ryloth was about to ask whom Topsas had chosen, when suddenly a blue humanoid with red hair appeared beside him, aiming a firearm at Ryloth's head.  
"We'll want to speak with all of them, Mr. Windraker," Zatte said.   "There won't be much of a finder's fee in it for you, but if you cooperate, we can make sure the Saiyans don't find out it was you who led us to them."
Ryloth looked at them both, then slowly raised his hands in surrender.
*******
[18 February, 233 Before Age.   Toblerone Prime.]
Guwar was a mathematician by trade, but he was also a Saiyan warrior, and like most Saiyans, he was frustrated by the lack of good battles to fight ever since the Super Saiyan Luffa began cracking down on Saiyan activity.   Eager to change his fortunes, he had joined forces with two other Saiyans, Lesseri and Endive, to pursue a rumored power that would make them all stronger.   The technique, known only as "Jindan", was thought to have some ties to alchemy, so most of their progress had been achieved with the help of Treekul, an alien historian specializing in alchemical artifacts and ancient texts.   Guwar had been pleased to find that his skills in differential equations had been helpful to the geomantic calculations she used to locate items and sites relevant to their quest.   As the weakest Saiyan on the team, he liked having some way to make himself indispensable, just in case his partners decided to start trimming dead wood.    
Together, Guwar and Treekul had managed to trace the secret of Jindan to a pair of ancient artifacts: a scroll of formulae written by a legendary alchemist, and a copper retort inscribed with sigils and runes.    Both contained elements of the alchemical theory upon which Jindan was based.  Guwar wasn't entirely sure how this could be, but he trusted Treekul's geomantic ability to trace modern mysticism to the ancient teachings that inspired it.   While recovering these artifacts, Lesseri had made another discovery.   Another Saiyan, a man named Salziff, had tried to  obtain them for himself.    Was he after the Jindan secret too?   What had he found out?  
Guwar was more concerned with how they would find Salziff, and how they would convince him to tell them anything.   Lesseri was confident that they would have no trouble with either.    Since Salziff wanted the scroll and retort rather badly, she reasoned that Salziff would be eager to arrange a meeting.    As for getting Salziff to talk, Lesseri was even more confident of her answer to that one.    
"There's three of us, and one of him," she had told Guwar after slamming her left fist into her right palm.    "You and Treekul will take the goods with you to meet with him, while Endive and I scout the area for any tricks.    If he tries anything funny, we'll gang up on him, and beat him until he begs to tell us what we want to know."
Guwar found her plan somewhat glib.   Of the four of them, he alone had met Salziff, and he knew the man to be devious.     No matter how desperate Salziff was for the retort and scroll, Guwar was certain that Salziff would find some way to take what he wanted while giving as little as possible in exchange.    As they rode and elevator to Salziff's apartment, Treekul listened patiently while Guwar tried to warn her about Salziff's guile.    
"You have to give Lesseri some credit," Treekul said.   "We put that ad on the subspace network, and he responded to it immediately.  'As soon as possible,' the message said.    The guy really wants what we've got."
"Maybe so," Guwar said, "but if I know Salziff, he picked this meeting location very carefully.    He's got something up his sleeve.   I don't know what it is, but I'm sure he's mapped out three or four escape routes to use once he gets ahold of the scroll and retort."
"Why would he try to escape?" Treekul asked.   "As far as he knows, it's just you and me coming to meet him, and you said he was stronger than you.   He's probably planning to beat you up and take what he wants."
"Maybe," Guwar said, "but he'd be a fool to assume that we're coming alone just because we told him we would.   He may not be expecting us to have backup, but he'll still be prepared for it.  Just follow my lead."  Guwar handed her a handheld communicator.    "If we run into trouble, signal the others with this."
Treekul shrugged and clipped the device to her belt, then she removed the backpack she was carrying to take out the scroll and retort that were stored inside.   "If we're so worried about this guy," she said, "maybe it wasn't such a great idea to bring these things with us."
"And leave them on the ship with no one to guard them?" Guwar asked.   "No, that'd be playing right into Salziff's hands.    This way, we look vulnerable, so if he tries to take advantage of us, Lesseri and Endive can swoop in and stop him."
"I thought you said he'd be expecting us to have backup," Treekul said.   "Is being a Saiyan always this complicated?"
The elevator door opened and Guwar let out an annoyed groan as they stepped out into the hall.   
"Right, sorry.   Follow your lead," Treekul said.   "Got it."
They arrived at the door number Salziff had specified, and Guwar knocked four times, as Salziff had instructed.   There was no answer.  
"Where is he?" Guwar wondered aloud.  
"Maybe he went out and lost track of time," Treekul suggested.   "No, wait, he might be putting the finishing touches on some deathtrap."
She leaned in and put her ear against the door to try to hear what was going on inisde, and then she looked up at Guwar with a puzzled expression.  
"What?" he asked.   "What is it?"
"It sounds like snoring," she said.  
Guwar put his own ear to the door to hear for himself.    It did indeed sound like snoring.   He pounded on the door again, and this time, he didn't bother keeping count.    
"Salziff!" he shouted.   "Wake up or I'll break down the door!"
Treekul listened again.    "He's not snoring at least," she said.    
"Then why isn't he coming to get the door?" Guwar asked.   They hadn't even started yet, and he was already fed up with Salziff's games.
"Wait, I can hear... it sounds like he's coming this way," Treekul said.    "Not really footsteps.   More like he's shuffling across the floor very slowly."
"Shuffling?" Guwar asked, but before Treekul could explain further, they heard the door being unlocked from the inside.   A moment later, the door opened, but only by enough to let the occupant see Treekul and Guwar outside.    
"Is that you, Guwar?" he asked.   Guwar could recognize Salziff's voice, but it sounded weak and hoarse.    
"That's right," Guwar replied.
"Who's she?" Salziff asked.  
"She's with me," Guwar answered curtly as he took Treekul's backpack and opened it.
"You have the retort?"
"Yeah."
"And the scroll?"
Guwar held them up for Salziff to see.   "Look can we come in?" he asked.   It's been a long trip, and my lady friend is tired.  
The door slowly opened, allowing the light from the hall to reveal the Saiyan, or what was left of him.    He looked pale and sickly.   His hair had turned white, and some of it had fallen out.   A thin layer of stubble lined his jaw and upper lip, perfectly framing his hollow cheeks and sunken eyes.  
"Come on in," Salziff muttered.   He turned and led them inside, shuffling across the floor in a pair of slippers.  The only other clothes he wore was a pair of linen shorts.    It disturbed Guwar to be able to see the outline of Salziff's ribs under the skin of his back.
"Hey, Guwar," Treekul whispered as she elbowed his arm to get his attention.    "What's up with this guy?  I thought you told me Saiyans don't age for most of their lives.   So how old does that make him?"
"He didn't look like this the last time I met him," Guwar murmured back to her.   "As far as I know, he's two years younger than me."
"Yikes," Treekul said through gritted teeth.    When Salziff turned to face them so that he could collapse into his recliner, she tried to make her grimace look like a friendly smile, though Guwar doubted that it was worth the effort.   Salziff seemed to be too weary to care what anyone thought of his appearance.  
"Well, you're here," Salziff said as he stared down at his feet.   "You've got what I want, and you knew that I wanted them, so that means I must have something you want in exchange.   Name your price.   I'm in no position to haggle."
Guwar's first instinct was to suspect a trap.   This was all too easy, and too suspicious by half.   He didn't know how or why Salziff looked the way he did, but Guwar had learned a long time ago never to take things at face value.    It was much easier to believe that Salziff was only feigning weakness for some reason.  
Then Salziff began to cough, and he kept on coughing.    He reached for a box of tissues and continued coughing, until at last he expelled something from his mouth.    Guwar couldn't tell what it was, but he noticed a trickle of blood on Salziff's dry, cracked lips after he threw the tissue away.  
It was then that Guwar realized that he rather hoped this was some kind of trick.    He never liked Salziff, but the idea of him really wasting away like this was horrifying to contemplate.
"All I want is information," Guwar said.  
"Good for you," Salziff said.   "That's about... about all I have these days.   T-tell you everything I know."
He began to cough again, and Guwar was grateful that it didn't last nearly as long as the last time.    
"First, I want to know why you want these trinkets," Guwar said, gesturing at the retort in his hand and the scroll in Treekul's.  
"I'm dying," Salziff said bluntly.    "I think they can save my life."
"How?" Treekul asked.
"I don't know," Salziff said.   "The man who owned them, he could tell you."
"He's dead," Guwar said.   He wondered if telling Salziff that was a good idea, but the severity of Salziff's condition was throwing off his negotiation skills.
"Then so am I," Salziff said after a long pause.   "Guess you didn't need to bring those things with you after all."
Guwar pointed at Treekul.   "The woman knows a thing or two about this stuff.   Maybe she can do something for you."
"I doubt that very much," Salziff said.    He didn't bother looking at Treekul.    "No offense, babe.   If we'd met a few months ago, I would have been happy to make your acquaintance.  These days... well, I just don't have the stamina."
Treekul ignored his comment.    "You're right, I probably don't know enough to help you," she said.   "I'm an alchemical historian, not an alchemist.   But I have some contacts.   Maybe I can put you in touch with someone else who can figure out how to use these."
"I don't have time for 'someone else'," Salziff said.    He stopped to catch his breath.    "I didn't have time when I went to Quadzityz to beg Dorf Portendav for his help, but he was the only one I could find who had any experience in prolonging life and restoring vitality.   He is... was... a hundred years older than he looked, you know.  There's other people who claim to do what he's done, but he's definitely done it.   But he wouldn't lift a finger for me.   Too bad... maybe if he'd cooperated with me, he wouldn't have run into you guys and gotten himself killed."
He started coughing again, and he reached for another tissue.   When he was finished with it, he tried to put some force behind it as he tossed it into the trash, though it was hard to tell the difference.   "Serves him right, that stingy bastard," Salziff said.    "Wanted to be immortal, well look how far you got.   Couldn't even outlive me.    Me, I just wanted to live long enough to see another worthy battlefield.    Guess that won't be happening now."
"What did this to you, Salziff?" Guwar asked.    
"Performance enhancing drugs, to start with," Salziff said with a weak sniffle.   "I wanted to get stronger, but I didn't want to train, and I couldn't find enough action out in space.   Things were peaceful enough before the Super Saiyan started this crackdown, you know?"
"I've never heard of any PED's that could do this much damage to a body," Guwar said.  
"Then you haven't looked as hard as I have," Salziff said with a laugh.    "Too busy sticking your nose in those math books, Guwar.  Maybe you're better off, now that I think about it.   Pharmaceuticals weren't getting the job done, so I started looking into the black market.   A lot of it's snake oil, but some of it really works... for a while, anyway.    Before I knew what I'd done, I'd managed to screw myself over pretty badly.   I had to use most of my ki just to keep myself alive."
Guwar and Treekul exchanged a look.  Lesseri had been floating outside the apartment window for several minutes now, charging a ki blast aimed at Salziff's chair.    If he noticed her presence at all, he never acknowledged it.   Either his ki senses had faltered along with the rest of his body, or he simply didn't care whether Lesseri killed him or not.   Guwar nodded at Treekul, who pressed a button on a communicator hanging from her belt.    A few minutes later, Lesseri and Endive answered her signal, and stepped inside the room.
"He's dying," Guwar explained to them.   "I don't think he knows anything, but even if he did, we can't really force it out of him."
"Oh..." Salziff said when he finally saw the other two women.    "I had you figured all wrong, Guwar.   You're pretty popular with the ladies, after all."
"Never mind that," Lesseri said as she stepped towards his chair.    "What do you know about Jindan, old man?"
"Jindan?" Salziff said with a gasp.    "Don't tell me that's what you all wanted from me."
"We simply wish to get stronger, Salziff," Endive said in a crisp, even tone.   "Just as you did."
"If that's what you three want," Salziff said with a weak cough, "then you'll take my advice and forget you ever heard of Jindan."  
"You're saying it doesn't work?" Lesseri asked.  
"What I'm saying," he said before another coughing spell came over him.    "What I'm saying is that it isn't worth it.    Look at me, woman.   I'm younger than Guwar, but look at me now.   Is this how you want to end up?"
"Then you have used it," Lesseri said.   "And everyone who does ends up like you?"
Salziff looked away from Lesseri, and shook his head.   She grabbed him by the shoulders and lifted him out of his chair.    
A trickle of excrement spilled from his shorts.  Guwar winced at the smell.
"Tell me!" Lesseri demanded.   "You're not so close to death that I can't make you suffer before you go!"
Endive stepped in to stop her.    "Lesseri, this is pointless," she said.   "We still have the scroll.    Treekul can find another lead to Jindan with that."
"Back off, Endive," Lesseri growled.   "This guy's seen what we're after.   He's been there, and he can tell us everything we need right now.    But he won't talk, and that makes me upset..."
Suddenly, Salziff made a strange noise.    At first, Guwar wasn't sure what it was.    He had never spent much time around the sick, and so for a moment he wondered if it was a special noise people made before they died.   Then he saw a thin smile on Salziff's face, and he realized that it was laughter, or the closest thing to laughter that Salziff could muster.  
"Oh what the hell?" Salziff said.   "You four won't take no for an answer, so what do I care if you ruin your lives?   I'll talk.   I won't bore you with the whole story, but I'll get you where you need to go."
Lesseri set him back in his chair and crossed her arms impatiently.  Salziff took a moment to compose himself, and finally said the word: "Mundokuul."
"What is that?" Endive asked.  
"It's where I went to contact the Jindan cult," he said.  "They have their own planet, but I don't know where it is, or what it's called.   No one does.   You go to Mundokuul, and they take you the rest of the way.   If you're worthy, that is."
"Go on," Lesseri said.  
"Well there's not much more to say, is there?" Salziff said.   "There's a ritual, but you'll see that for yourselves.   You'll rue the day you heard my name, but when it's over, you'll receive the power of Jindan.    And you'll be stronger.... Yes, you'll be so much stronger than you've ever been.   Oh, it's glorious..."
"Then what went wrong?"  Guwar asked.    "What's the catch?"
Salziff turned and stared at the window, as though trying to look at the stars in the sky.   The curtains were drawn, and so if this was his intention, he had to satisfy himself with the gesture instead of the view.  
"The cult is the catch," he finally said.    "They don't give that kind of power away for free.    You accept it from them, and they own you, body and soul.   Step out of line, and they take it back, only you're not quite the same when that happens.   The Jindan power merges with your own, and after a while, it's no so easy to separate them.   So if you make them mad, and they decide to take back what they gave you, they end up tearing away a piece of what you started with.    That's why I'm dying.   My health was shot before I went to Mundokuul, and Jindan made me strong enough to recuperate, but I couldn't follow their rules, and when they took Jindan away from me, they took with it some of my own strength, leaving me too weak to keep my body from falling apart."
Guwar looked at Lesseri and Endive, who looked back at him, and then each other.   There was a grim silence in the room as the Saiyans considered what they had just heard.   Then Salziff started to cough again.    By the time he stopped, there were tears running down his face.  
"I grew up with my great grandfather," Salziff said.    "He told me all sorts of crap.   Used to knock me around when I wouldn't listen.   I just thought he was a foolish old man.   Now I look older than him, and I finally see where he was coming from.    I thought he just liked bossing me around, but he was trying to warn me.     He just wanted to make sure I didn't make the same mistakes he used to make.    He told me how nothing in life is free.   If it doesn't cost money, then it takes hard work, and if it's not either of those things, then it must be something else they want, like your freedom, or your health, or your soul.  I wish I had listened to him now.    He wasn't such a bad... such a bad guy.    Wish he was here... so I could tell him I'm sorry...  Sorry that I didn't listen, pop.   But maybe you three will listen.    It's not worth it.   Please, it's just not worth it..."
But the four visitors had already left.     He rambled on anyway, oblivious to his solitude, and eventually drifted off to sleep.
*******
[18 February, 233 Before Age.  Interstellar space.]
Aboard Luffa's star-yacht, Luffa herself appeared on the main video display at the fore of the bridge.   At first, when she had answered their subspace communication in a bad mood, mostly due to the passenger accommodations on the transport ship she was currently aboard.   Apparently whoever had designed the seats had not considered humanoids with tails, but as she listened to Zatte's account of Dr. Topsas' performance, her expression brightened considerably.  
"You should have seen him," Zatte said.   "For a while there I thought he really was looking to hire a Saiyan mercenary.   I was beginning to think he might storm out of Ryloth's office in a huff if he didn't give him one."
"I took an acting course at university," Topsas said.   "It helps when the role isn't terribly challenging.   To play a pushy, entitled customer, I only need to think back on so many of the patients I have encountered in my career as a doctor.   Demanding a Saiyan is not so different from demanding prescription painkillers."
"He's just being modest," Zatte said.   "He was amazing.   You would have been proud."
"I was already proud of Doc," Luffa said.    "I only sent you along in case he got too rough with Ryloth."
"For your information, I am only 'rough' on persons who fail to keep their appointments," Topsas said.   "There is one I could mention, whose wife has told me of all manner of old injuries which really ought to be examined by a physician."   He raised one of his eight limbs, and revealed a small data drive held in his fingers.     "I was hoping that I might use Mr. Windraker’s Saiyan contact list to lure her back to my care."
"So that's it, huh?" Luffa said.  "You two are ganging up on me now?"
"Hey, he just asked me how you've been," Zatte said.   "It's not my fault that you keep getting into fights and picking up strange diseases."
"All right, Doc, I'll turn myself in," Luffa said, "but I want you to look at someone else first."
"You mean that fortuneteller you told me about?" Zatte asked.   "You're bringing her back with you?"
Luffa nodded.   "Zatte probably already told you, Doc, but Jolok had a defense against telepathic attacks.   He called it the Mindworm, and it did a number on me, but he said that he tested it out first by tricking a fortuneteller into trying to read his mind.   Her name's Dotz, by the way.    I managed to bring her out of her coma, but she's still having trouble shaking off the effects.  I thought maybe you could do something for her."
"Brought her out of her coma?" Topsas repeated.    "I wasn't aware punching and screaming had any therapeutic value."
"Oh, they do wonders for me," Luffa said, "but for Dotz, I used my telepathy to go inside her head and fight off the Mindworm for her."
He stroked his pedipalps thoughtfully with his forward left hand.   "Impressive," he said.   "I didn't realize your powers could be used to heal."
"You should see what she can do for birds," Zatte said.
"Very well," Topsas said.   "I've waited this long to give you a checkup, little mammal.   I suppose I can take the time to see too your friend first."
"Good," Luffa said.  "We're on a transport ship bound for the Lubegev System.    You can meet us there.   I don't know anything about the local cuisine, but we'll figure something out for dinner."
"That's fine, Luffa," Zatte said as she and Topsas exchanged puzzled looks.   "But why there?   What's in the Lubegev System?"
"Nothing... yet," Luffa said.   "But after I got Dotz out of her coma, she had a vision."  Her lips curled into an excited grin.   "It wasn't much, but if she's right, there's going to be a Saiyan attack on Lubegev in three days.   I thought I'd drop by, and if any Saiyans do show up, I could give them a proper welcome..."
NEXT: The Pause at the Threshold.
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