#appleyjuiceboy

[jesterofinaba]

Check out this sweet AU @appleyjuiceboy and I came up with where Adachi after the accomplice end (not That One, the one where Yu never confronts Adachi about the letter), eventually gets bored and tries to destroy all of reality instead of just Inaba.

He eventually finds out about Maruki and meets him, and Adachi tries to manipulate him into being evil but Maruki is manipulating him into being nicer and a friend instead. He’s also the Devil Arcana for Joker.

But they are cool antags that share a palace!!! Their aesthetics clash so much and they argue about whether to fix or destroy the shitty reality!

In the end, they make Joker choose. If he decides not to make a decision, they go 50/50 and make both Eden and purgatory, and sinners like Shido are banned to the Magatsu zone.

tldr... the phantom thieves fuck around and find out, their boss fight is hell, and adachi is a surprisingly okay friend even when drunk on power.

[spam-1997]

⇨    There was... the sound of a phone ringing. An old style of phone, the literal bell ringing sort, it definitely wasn’t the doctor’s cellphone. And then another. And then an overwhelming amount of overlapping rings... and down descends practically a jungle of phone wires, curly and thick, some phone receivers dangling, others crashing and bouncing against the ground, until they all move to swarm the doctor and wrap him right up !

He’s pulled into the cybercity sky, up and up to meet the other end of the phone wires. Spamton’s face on a new, slightly distressing, mechanical body, colorful wings flapping to suspend him this high.   “ * [ Paging Doctor Maruki ] !!! ”  He rapidly laughs.  “ * COME LOOK AT YOUR  PATIENTS[ before and after ] !!  I TOOK [ Dr. Maruki’s] ADVICE AND GOT ON THE ROAD TO [ The Big One ] AND NOW I’M-- ”    His eyes turn black, and suddenly Spamton’s ads pop up all over the city skyline.           “ * GOD. ”

        ♡ liked !  $$$ @appleyjuiceboy​

[iustitia-punientis]

@appleyjuiceboy​

Just eat the time cookie bro :)

“I would if I could, but she keeps manipulating time.”

Don’t mind Timekeeper being smug.

[fatexbound]

...Well, he’s not wrong.

“...I should’ve let you die. But... I’ve got morals. Go fuck yourself, then.”

[bluescarfvivi]

“Doc....Doc I don’t think you should be on there with all those censored pop-ups on the sidebars.” 

[aplushemporium]

“ Mreow! [Speak of the devil!] “

[tres-fidelis]

“This is why you always set up Ad Block and Malware protection when you’re working with a computer.” 

[recklessinventor]

Heard your dad sucks, want a new one?

Unprompted Asks - Always Accepting!

"Oh! Is it possible to get a new one? I've always wanted a nice father figure...

Well, in that case, I'd be honored to have one! If I only knew where people got these ‘new dads’...”

Oh, Jeff, so smart and yet so dumb...

[arrhythmiiiaarchives]

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Send ⚫〰️⚫ for a shitty low effort meme drawing of your muse!

[edgyearring]

@appleyjuiceboy

"I got so upset I partially awakened to my persona, does that count?"

"Hmmm maybe?? Actually though that sounds like a normal persona awakeni- wait partial!?"

[myuzucompendium]

@appleyjuiceboy

Yes! And?

“Just making a small passing remark, that’s all. Your knowledge and skills in that regard are none of my business though. Just make sure to do it safely.”

[jesterofinaba]

very sketchy but i am currently crying over the au idea @appleyjuiceboy​ and I came up with where Adachi and Maruki are childhood friends thanks for asking

yes, adachi actually becomes a magician in this au instead of a cop bc someone thinks his magic tricks are cool and worth pursiung :) and no murder happens. or reality shifting. this is the best timeline

[spam-1997]

@appleyjuiceboy​​​​ sent:  ‘ "Hey, I've uh... lost some important information. Maybe you can help me find it?" More like he's given away some important information, but details! ‘

⇨  His head turns completely around before his body does, but once it catches up, it scurries to meet them at his counter.  “ * YOU ARE BUT A BABY [ pipis ] STRUGGLING IN A WEB OF [ deceit ] ! ” Is how he decides to begin this conversation.  “ YOU’VE COME TO THE- YOU’VE COME TO THE- YOU’VE COME TO THE   ” He slams his hand in emphasis ( and also to stop his stuttering- )  “ [ right place ] ! I’VE EXPERIENCED [ 897 ] DIFFERENT VARIANT OF VIRUSES, [ spyware ], AND [ malware ] SINCE [ 1997 ] AND LET ME TELL YOU [ they keep making more. ] ”   He stops. Just. stares down at the desk for a second as he leans on it. Nevermind, he’s back!

“ YOU NEED SOMEONE WITH THAT KIND OF [ veteran experience ] TO PROTECT YOUR PC ! YOU NEED A [ Big Shot ] LIKE SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! FOR THE [ low, low price of ] 2 MONTHLY INSTALLMENTS OF JUST [ 2.99$ ] YOU WILL GIVE ME TOTAL ACCESS TO YOUR [ administrative features ] AND I WILL GIVE YOU [ delete all other malware and malware connections ] ! ”    He stretches out his hand. It is shaking and held very straight. He wants you to shake it.

[arcanexsouls]

( @appleyjuiceboy //liked for a detective (Accepting) )

“It’s been a while, hasn’t it?” In all honesty, Akechi hadn’t expected to run into Maruki ever again. Not since all of...that, happened. If he never saw Maruki again, it would’ve been too soon. 

[fatexbound]

@appleyjuiceboy​ said: “I don’t say this type of thing lightly, so let me just say…. What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“It’s called having a shitty life, and the sooner you leave, the sooner I can wash my face and sleep it off. I really don’t want to deal with your ass again.”

[bluescarfvivi]

appleyjuiceboy

....You want some appy juice??

“don’t forget don’t forget don’t forget don’t forget don’t forget...   ”

Doesn’t seem like she’s responding. There’s tears rolling from those pink-filled eyes. Perhaps leaving it on the side may do best.