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Love how my brain is like yes let’s do a vampire buck au and then gives me no ideas at all
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i just think
#excuse me. sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy- sorry. mo-#veilguard spoilers#look.#did i beat mythal into the ground? mayhaps. absolutely.#do i also find her hot? yes.#let a woman be evil#god i hate her. i love her.#''she was the best of them'' the bar was in the fuckin ground solas????#i wasnt gonna go into my opinion on her but here we go#i hate this woman. i love this woman. she's manipulative. she's not sorry about anything at all. redeeming quality Where?#some kinda spirit turns into a woman and starts a thing w elgarnan and peer pressures a spirit of wisdom to take a body against its will#hatches lyrium dagger rendering titans tranquil plan to end the earthquakes bc she and her ppl where fucking??? stealing their blood????#but again convinces wisdom spirit to do it/work out the details she just does the actual ritual everyone goes yay mythal!#gets murdered by her husband/other???children/siblings? whatever the fuck they are to each other#yada yada fast forward like 7k years#she's a swamp witch now talking in riddles and laughing at inappropriate times fdksjfksdla#and traumatizing young daughters she continues to give to birth to#and turns into a dragon like. literally. every. game. this bitch cannot stop turning into a dragon. it's her favorite thing to do#godforbid a woman have hobbies anyway#so then she's slowly amassing power and hinting at a RECKONING REVENGE bc she was BETRAYED and she knows solas is gonna pull some shit#but then she just lets him kill her/take her glowy blue essence and there's no reckoning#no revenge#she appears to her latest daughter as a ghost and bestows 1 last curse upon her:#secondhand embarrassment for realizing she shemsplained to the dreadwolf himself#for some reason she materializes from the statue and goes ''sorry you felt that way solas'' and vanishes again#hilar. iconic. go girl give us nothing.#i love her i hate her that's how it is.
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will the REAL burnout please stand up
#astrid becke#critical role#takes a drag of a cigarette they didn’t call me astrid struggle tweets back in the day for nothing#heard she’s still kicking in c3 yes girl give us midlife crisis!#give us unemployed!
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Bro genuinely all they have to do now is have Lisa say something about being Carla's safe place or safe space (and mean it) and that is it, I will literally combust and shatter into a million fragments of lesbian transcendence. You will not be able to kill me in any way that matters
#personal#carla connor#its all about the safe place boys#swarla#like literally carla has been so good for SO long and life has done nothing but take potshots at her#and yes shes loud and mouthy and shes a drinker and a gambler#she is NOBODYs girl next door and dont you dare try and put her in that mold#but god. GOD. no matter what life has done to her. she just#stays#/kind/#she takes people under her wing and she offers to listen and she protects those who need it#maria and roy and sally and kate and bobby and rana and ryan and betsy#shes a bitch and shes a hardass and shes ambitious and shes capable of so much self destruction#but over and over shes just proved that her kindness and her compassion overrides all of that#she cares and cares and /cares/ so deeply and she wants to do right by people and it!!! fucking gets her kicked in the teeth all the time!!!#but here she is again#opening her heart up to someone (two someones actually)#even tho shes terrified and shes said as much too#she wants this to be the place where she can finally lay her head down to rest and it be safe and sweet and permanent#and if lisa gives that to her#if betsy and lisa become her family#thats it genuinely if they become her safe place--the place where this brave kind woman can finally not have to be brave#and not have to fight for every last bit of joy she can wring out of life#you will find me facedown floating in an oily rain puddle like that kermit gif
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No thoughts in my head, just them.
Left column: chapters 47, 62, 98
Center column: chapters 137, 175, 175
Right column: chapters 201, 225, 225
#akatsuki no yona#yona of the dawn#son hak#princess yona#yonak#don't mind me - just resurfacing after re-reading my favorite manga to leave this here#evolution of a kiss#slowest slow burn in history#but it's so worth it#the kiss where she was passing water into his mouth because of the smoke is still my favorite#hak was THIRSTY and it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the building was on fire#is it a cliché trope? yes it is. do i care? no i do not.#it works on me every damn time#also...it's been 27 chapters since these two made out...which far too long#literally it's been a year and a half...#also it will never not amuse me that she was the first one to kiss him on the lips#he was working his way down from her forehead to the bridge of her nose to her cheek...#and the next time they kiss she just grabs him and assaults his mouth#technically she also initiated the second “kiss” on the lips when she chose that method to give him water#get it girl
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I need a good drastoria fic I'm actually going to die I'm being starved of them I want to consume them so bad but there's NOTHING THERE plz if any of you have found anything give it to me right now I'm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure this is literally me without drastoria
#if I just keep having to project them onto scenes of Cece and Schmidt in New Girl I may actually finally go completely insane#why 😭 is 😭 there 😭 nothing#harry potter has a massive fandom and for what??? for yall to ignore dracos wife and turn yourself into hermione self inserts???#someone just kill me#most of my hatred for dramione comes from the lack of drastoria ngl#if someone could feed me some drastoria i may shut up about dramione 🫶🏻🫶🏻#i will literally pay someone#does someone wanna write a drastoria fanfic and then i happen to give you money 😭😭#yes i could write it myself but im untalented and busy#i want a drastoria film someone make one immediately#god i miss them#literally my parents for realz#we deserved more astoria in cursed child like come on#scorbus#hpcc#drastoria#astoria greengrass#the light of my life
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so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell
#yes i read 'carry on' by rainbow rowell in middle school what else could you have possibly expected from me. anyway she gives me simon snow#vibes and not in a good way and she's even blonde while her british vampire boyfriend has dark dark hair and just. you will never be basil.#also i hate to be that guy but the writing has made me physically recoil and the acting almost reads as silly but mostly as middling :/ and#i wanted and expected more from matthew goode bc i really liked him in downton but i guess this is a 2018 bbc modern vampire fantasty serie#like i guess.#also there's SO much shit about bloodlines and maybe i'm gay with a blood disorder amd a family history of adoption but like. who fucking#careeessssssssss it ahould not be that serious. why is it that serious.#also the fantasy racism kind of reads like it's mesnt to be? homophobic adjacent? like there's a Lot of 'love who you love' talk going on#for the single most bland heterosexual relationship i've ever seen on a screen like there is so little chemistry? so little#anyway it's called 'a discovery of witches' and i'd recommend not watching it 🫶 or if you do then watch it on 1.5x speed#it's been decent background noise for knitting bc i kinda sorta care about the plot but if miss a chunk bc i'm in the lace chart zone i do#not care and i do not have to go back to catch it bc the writing is so transparent#there was another series it stole from that's escaping me atm but when i noticed it pissed me off a touch. hmm maybe it will come back to m#a post#do not watch this show#I REMEMBERED they wanted the juliette holding diana captive moment to be joaquin's 'i want to watch you fuck her' from sense8 SOOOOO BAD bu#it WASN'T bc they were too afraid to lean into anything that would make juliette interesting at all. for being all about the world's most#special blonde woman this show does not seem to like women very much. sad! well there's other shows#OH ALSO ALSO there are 3 magical 'creature' species which are witch + vampire + femon except the demons don't seem? to have any magical#abilities that humans don't have besides sensing the species of other creatures? like witches can cast spells and vampires do their various#vampire things but demons have nothing going for them except disproportionately high rates of homelessness and suicide?? like girl what are#we doingggggggg what are we doing here !! what's their deal why does no one care !! can they do anything or no !! god this show sucks
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Im so glad you also think the "sorry you had to draw [name]" comments are annoying 😭 like come up with a better bit pls. I almost prefer the jimmy nickname jokes over those comments
"sorry you had to draw jimmy" on a post with. 6 different drawings of jimmy (and a bonus mini one). like If I Didn't Want To Draw Him. I Wouldn't Have Done It Several Times In A Row. Did I At Least Draw Him Well.
#fg's answers#asks#the pain i felt when i first posted jimmy and started getting those comments and i was like 'oh. this is gonna happen every time isn't it.'#like thank you for taking the time to comment on my art but also Can You Actually Say Something To Me And Not Just At Me Please#if you're gonna make that joke at least tell me if you like the drawing or not too#those comments are very. go girl give us nothing.#at best it's a nothing comment. overdone joke that is no longer funny and doesn't actually say anything about the art it's commented under.#at worst its like. you want me to feel bad about drawing the protagonist of the game.#yes he's a terrible person. he is also fun to draw. did my drawing make you want to punch your screen too or what.
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was gonna drop some oc lore but my brain emptied and i have nothing im so devastated
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they can’t be talking about the same winwin that i know
#if u like him keep scrolling please u will not like what i am going to say 😭#SOLID PERFORMANCE? i get pissed the fuck off watching him in the on my youth dance practice#like yes girl give us nothing#he has obviously been left in the dust everyone has kept practicing n improving except for him n u can tell#whatever he can do h.endery can do it better. it doesn’t take much to sing his one line#that one line in no one but you…. like be serious w me. u think that’s what’s missing?#n anyways if u want to focus on dance/performance only my thoughts r the same. whatever he can do henderson can do it better#.txt
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i need more non three houses side characters winning cyl tbh bc the lord outfits are so predictable and boring and for three houses all they do is the normal timeskip shit. like, felix and bernadetta’s art looks great, but the designs… come on. weve all seen mortal savant felix. thats literally just bernadetta’s timeskip outfit with added shoulder stuff. bring back queen camilla of nohr. they did something fun with marianne that one time until everyone was like “boo wah i hate creativity and serving cunt” but they need to not listen to the haters. when tharja wins in three years (if we dont hit eos) i want her cosplaying as grima or something like the lizard version
#ann cries about feh#also like. idk#PERSONALLY its very rare that the main lords are my favorite character in any game#sole exception being ss bc eirika and ephraim RAISED ME#but still#anyways most of this was fueled by me thinking about a hypothetical brave inigo#it will never happen bc any chance of him winning was curbstomped by him being a bad unit#except that one year but then someone overshot his unit viability and he became a meme for a bit so#whatever anyways#if he DID win hypothetically the worst thing they could ever do is give him his hero armor and nothing else#not only is the awakening hero armor kind of ugly itd j make me sad#i want him to wear traditional ferox garb#‘what does that even look like’ i have no clue. but they can make it up!!!#or. get this. they mix aesthetics from awakening and nohr and give him a sick combo outfit#and hes like ‘haha yes i go by two names and i love them both. haha do girls like me yet’#like do u see my vision#and then he gets a prf dance bc if marianne can get a dance special he can get a prf dance.#this is all just me daydreaming about my favorite guy in pretty outfits really#he could also wear basilio’s clothes#but i think a basilio outfit variant would go WAYYY harder on brave olivia#who we will also never get. but i think she has a better shot? brave olivia for next year u guys?? huh???#i should check their cyl placements actually but i feel like feh has actually made her more popular?#or intsys just thinks she is. but she keeps getting alts and she was in warriors sooo
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best part of an intrepid heroes season: when they bring in an offscreen bit and then never explain it
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sorry queen but a cheater is a cheater is a cheater and that's not a label i easily let go of
#obviously extenuating circumstances#but i don't mean i was traumatized and repressing my feelings blah blah staying with the safe choice#so u were an asshole.#so u obviously don't care enough about the person ur dating to stop for a second and actually think about the consequences of ur actions#and the fact that she didn't even acknowledge what she did#and just happily ended up with her man and her ex APOLOGIZED?#pick up ur head king ur crown is falling#and yes this is a major reason why i refuse to even support ronance#like it's my personal opinion and i'm not stopping people from shipping who they like#but i also want to get my thoughts out there scream into the void or whatever#as a lesbian from a small town i'll tell u i would certainly not date a girl who cheated on my best friend#so don't pull that argument on me#it just feels evil to me#like can't steve have ONE thing like ONE person in his corner#why make him constantly apologize and have to give way when he's done like. nothing wrong#first of all he was reclaiming queer duh#and he was right to be pissed#i get that it's two attractive girls and one is canonically gay#but ur reaching
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Me wanting to stop talking about Eldarya to let the game rest in peace after a very dissappinting season vs. Me wanting to still work in some silly doodles and short stories with my oc as a way to say goodbye to the memories and happy moments of me playing the game back when it first came out :')
#random#am I being dramatic? yes but still...#my girl Varu was my first oc and I want to give her a good ending within the canon(?) story#i can also make her stop Eldarya's destruction with the power of heterosexual love and an deus exmachina or bring Valkyon back too idk#nothing can't stop me 😗
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oh my god i woke up randomly at 3:30am (not smth that happens often) only to find out that mimo has an insta now
#NO.#NO NO NO NO NO#i was actively manifesting AGAINST this oh my god#now i can't go back to sleep and i have work in a few hrs lol#GOD#NO#he can't have another platform to himself#i'm gonna be so devastated every time he posts smtb oh my god#a moment of silence for jen#yes if u know me u know i'm that person that hopes their fave gives them nothing#like yeah girl i love it when you give us nothing#yoongi trained me to be like this. it's bc i'm a yoongi girlie#and a jk girlie when he was still in his fuck social media phase#jen rambles
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had to get up before 11am to go to a doctors appointment, you know what that means! (nap time)
#my mom came with me bc I'm too shy to say everything i should#so she asked the doctor to diagnose me pls and the doctor was like. um. well. /I/ can't do that!#yes you can bestie <3 every doctor is allowed to diagnose ppl with me/cfs actually!#she didn't care tho and told me to go to Reha again. Or do a lumbar punction?#girl for what! that won't make anyone diagnose me with mecfs!#she did insist on getting an mri of my head done tho. ok sure. also once again something that MIGHT show something#that could indicate mecfs. but nothing to actually concretely diagnose it.#my mom did give her the diagnostic criteria tho.#like if she wants to do a test the grip force test is right there...#doddie redet#WHATEVER sleep well everyone. happy nap time to all who celebrate
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