#yes blame it on sasuke

[naru-uzumaki]

OH SHITTEBAYO --- he had forgotten about that. He had never been to a play like that before in all honesty... ❝ Weren't you supposed to remind me? ❞

" I was asking you a question: are we watching that Kabuki play tonight or are you busy? "

[woman-respecter]

peace is like the most romantic song ever written and joe alwyn being a loser will never change that bc if was never about him and was always about blorbo from my shows

[hideousocean]

Hi art tumblr. In a dream, I saw the stupidest art meme ever, so of course I had to bring it into the real world.

[animeomegas]

blowing some boys' back out please x3 your choice of 'em

that's 2 imprecise help neji gaara, sasuke, and minato? :3 bonus if the alpha is big in size. I'll be 🍷 anon if not already taken ! mwah

(Hey, welcome 🍷 anon! Let's see~)

N-sfw under cut

Let's set the scene!

It was a rough night last night, enthusiastic, hot, and very heavy.

And some soreness is totally normal after nights like this, especially when you consider your... greater than average size *cough*

But when your omega gets up the next morning, it's clear that the soreness is more than normal.

He's waddling around the house, holding himself gingerly, still kind of dazed from last night.

He probably has some emerging bruises in sensitive places, a few pulled muscles, too.

Maybe you were a little too enthusiastic 😅

But how does he react?

Neji

He is deeply unimpressed by you.

He's sending you dirty looks, blaming you for his current condition and conveniently forgetting how much he was begging for it to be harder last night.

"How am I supposed to go shopping like this? 😠"

You better be pampering him to say sorry.

He's going to settle down on the couch and you'll be doing all the chores and massaging the sore parts of his body.

Bring him snacks and butter him up with lots of lovey dovey apologies and he'll forgive you.

And then ask for that kind of sex again the next week smh.

Gaara

Concerned boy is concerned :(

Rough sex is extremely out of character for him, and so something must have triggered it. Perhaps extremely heightened emotions?

I'm not sure, but he's regretting it so much :(

He knew rough sex was a bad idea. He kind of feels bad about the whole thing.

For a shinobi, his pain tolerance is pretty low, but he still has to get to work because he has a village to run...

He keeps his composure remarkably well at work, but he goes home early and he expects lots of cuddles and kisses and gentle affection.

It's one of the only sex things that he won't overshare with his siblings because he's genuinely embarrassed by injuries that occurred from his perceived lack of control. He feels like he should know better.

Give him lots of love, okay?

Sasuke

He is SOOOOO embarrassed.

And he's pissed at you. But he won't say that because he's too busy pretending that nothing is wrong.

This lasts for all of 5 minutes before he realises that pretending he's fine means leaving the house like this, and he'd rather DIE.

So, the man who would try to train or take a mission while literally delirious with illness, actually takes a day off and hides in bed.

A bed that he kicks you out of by the way.

(but you can probably sneak back in with some well placed nuzzles)

What is he even so embarrassed about?

People knowing he has sex? Kinda, yes.

How fucking ridiculous he looks waddling around? Absolutely.

Not being strong enough to physically take his alpha without injury? Yes...

DO NOT tease him!

Just apologise once and then make him breakfast and don't bring it up ever again 😅

Minato

He's a bit sheepish about the situation, because he remembers begging for it to be harder, and he should have known better.

Oh well! Now he knows better, and well, it was pretty hot.

He gets a bit turned on thinking about it, which probably hurts, so that train of thought dies quickly.

He will probably tease you about being so big and rough lol

To be honest though, he's totally fine, and he'll say "you don't have to do that" everytime you try to apologise or make it up to him.

He would appreciate you running him a bath and making him some food though, just to show him that you love him.

Let's just hope that he's not teaching that day 🙏🏻 Because he is not as subtle as he thinks.

Or working as Hokage... Because his guard definitely know how he spent yesterday evening 😏

[thoughtfulreviewprincess]

Borrowed Clothing

“Where's my jacket?” Sasuke asks poking his head in the living room, he was wearing a black T-shirt which he would normally wear along with it.

“Your jacket?” Sakura tilts her head, cosy on the couch with her book.

“Yes, the blue one with the Uchiha logo on the back.”

“Oooh, I thought you might have meant this one?” And it's only when Sakura stands up does he realise she is wearing his oversized jacket.

The red one which he had thought he lost 2 weeks ago.

She was tiny in comparison.

“Why are you-”

“Yo, I'm home,” Naruto calls and Sasuke turns to see the blonde in his blue one.

He just grins as his eyes narrow.

"Why are you two wearing my clothes?" They smiled sheepishly shrugging.

“I mean isn't that what you are supposed to do when in a relationship? It's like an unspoken rule.” Naruto explains, Sasuke gives him a blank look.

“No, it's not.”

“Yes, it is,” Sakura interjects. “It's normal to borrow your partner's clothing.”

“When you say 'borrow' you really mean steal don't you? I've been missing that jacket for two weeks now.”

“Don't blame me, Naruto's the one who had it first. I thought you knew, I only took it after because it smells of the both of you.”

“Yeah, and besides, you can borrow mine if you want. I don't mind.” The Uchiha sighs seeing as there was no point in reasoning with them.

Plus, he couldn't say no to them anyway.

“Fine, but I want them cleaned up afterwards. Especially from you.”

Naruto tended to be quite slobbish with his food.

“Oi, I'm not that bad.”

~~~

Three days later, Sasuke is wearing his red jacket now as Naruto still refuses to give him back the blue one.

Sakura at least had the decency to wash the other and fold it neatly back onto the bed.

Even though it was clean, he could still smell the ramen and Sakura's perfume on it.

So that's why. Sasuke thinks to himself feeling calm and warm at their scent. Despite the fact that the two were both at lectures.

He didn't feel lonely as before.

~~~

“I see you're taking our advice!”

“Don't let it get to your head.”

“Too late.” The Uzumaki smiles seeing the Uchiha in his orange hoodie.

“It suits you,” he comments smirking.

“Yeah, it does.” Sakura agrees feeling snug in Naruto's jumper.

~~~

“I don't think it's going to work...”

“Well, it's your idea.” Sasuke snarls whispering.

“But can we even fit in them?” The Uchiha and Uzumaki browse through their girlfriend's clothes.

She was much tinier compared to them, but it didn't seem fair for them to only borrow each other's clothing when she had multiple options.

“It's worth a shot?”

~~~

“Uh...”

“It was Naruto's idea.” Sasuke pointed to the blonde.

“Hey, you’re the one who said we should try.” The boys glared and Sakura sniggered at them.

Naruto was in a pink crop top with strawberries that just about covered his chest whilst Sasuke was in a plain purple t-shirt that likewise was too tight and barely fitted the Uchiha.

“Well...it's the thought that counts.”

~~~

Since the two couldn't fit into her clothes, they thought of another idea instead.

“What are you...”

“We couldn't fit into your own clothes, so we thought we would buy a larger version of them,” Sasuke spoke.

“We also went and brought other clothes that would suit us but think you would like.” Naruto finished off.

“I can't believe you actually went out of your way to buy something, just so you can wear something that's mine.”

“This is equal rights,” Naruto stated.

Sakura huffed amused, he had a point.

“We've borrowed your perfume though.” Sasuke shares perfume in hand.

“My perfume?”

“To make them smell like you.”

Of course, they did, it was cheesy but kind of sweet.

Only one question remained though.

“Are you two even going to go outside wearing them?” Most guys would feel embarrassed at wearing 'women's clothing' but then again...

“What do you mean? We already did.”

They were her boys after all.

[martialartslover7]

Sakura VS Sasuke (Kage Summit Arc - Rewrite)

Alright, I cannot hide this anymore. I HAVE to show this. Because I was so freaking annoyed with how the writing of Naruto Shippuden took a serious nosedive after the Pain arc (literally, the only big positive I can name, is Sasuke FINALLY killing that son of a bitch, Danzo, the guy just had it coming with his disgusting anti-Uchiha sentiment, abusing their power for his own aspirations), especially how the Five Kage Summit arc got concluded, with all of Sakura's sacrifices, once again, ultimately leading to yet another failure of hers, which, for some of her supposed IQ level, is just disgraceful (and mind you, I am not blaming Sakura, I am blaming Kishimoto for being a living laughingstock when it comes to writing females, I repeat myself, but this shit seriously gets on my nerves here, because the fandom is just as illiterate, as he is in writing any character with a vagina, on top of being a toxic cesspool too). You can dislike Sakura all you want, but it doesn't change the fact, she is part of the main cast, yet during this arc, where she could have done SOMETHING, she only ended up being a liability, yet again. All that training, all this yearning and devotion, all the sacrifices she made to get to this point to try and face Sasuke on her own terms, and she only ends up hitting a brickwall, as always. As if, all her attributes mean absolutely nothing, and she only exists for Naruto, or anyone else to save her, even in her best form. Yeah, no.

FUCK. EVERY. SINGLE PART. ABOUT ALL THIS.

And well, with all this in mind, I decided to rewrite the entire endgame portion of this arc, down to the root of it. Instead of Sakura hesitating, you will NOT be seeing this with me, the girls in Naruto are all queens, and deserve to be more than just the labels that Kishimoto put on them. She won't kill Sasuke, but she will beat the ever-living crap out of him. He is injured, blinded, exhausted and drained of almost all chakra. It would be STUPID to not see the chance, and get all in. Maximum effort.

And I was actually inspired to write this story, thanks to another dedicated Sakura fan on Twitter, who made this lengthy post, showcasing their efforts to rewrite that portion of the Kage Summit arc, as well. Go and check them out, this story wouldn't have been possible without them. In fact, I took a few notes from it, to write the fight choreography. You will notice, once I show you.

Side-note: And unlike what the canon story did, I will NOT go this route with the cast, Kakashi and the other Jonin will slowly catch on to the fact that, Danzo, and the Konoha elders, had always been the true evil, this whole time. And the assault on the Leaf village, along with the fact that, Naruto's arrival was uncomfortably delayed, all can be traced back to the elders, and mind you, for those who have read my "The Hero, The Blind & The Martyr" story (click the title to immediately get there, to get back up to speed, especially in the final portion), as a follow-up of the rewrite, Nagato had dropped a hint for them to take seriously. That there is a traitor among them, and he wasn't talking about Sasuke. So yes, once the war is over, do not expect Kakashi to play bootlicker to these assholes. And Sasuke WILL be getting the peace and pardoning he, and the rest of his family and clan, so dearly deserve. And Sakura is not blind to it either, anymore.

Especially not Neji, Shikamaru and Kiba, whose families unveil more evidence of what the elders had done, behind the scenes. Yes, another link, connecting to this story, and that is this one:

"Weird Wednesday Headcanon: Outside of Team 7, Neji, Shikamaru and Kiba sympathize the most with Sasuke's fall from grace after the Five Kage Summit"

And now, time for the main event, here is the link:

Sakura VS Sasuke (Kage Summit Arc - Rewrite) - AO3

PEACE.

[mochiajclayne]

thoughts on sasusaku + sarada and their...family

Will start this out by stating that this is a combination of observation and analysis so take it with a grain of salt.

(If you like sasusaku/ss, this ain't for you so please do yourself a favor and scroll away.)

naruhina + boruto version.

This is definitely the most fucked up thing to ever come in fruition in the sequel and they weren't even justified in Gaiden. LMAO. 

Diving into this family's issue at hand, it's pretty much about Sasuke being an absent father and being away from his family for more than a decade--not to mention that Sasuke is able to freaking report to the Hokage but not even pay a visit to his family.

Gaiden was pretty much good at covering the topic already but let's break down how dysfunctional it is:

The lack of evidence signified about Sasuke and Sakura being married. We see pictures of Sakura and Sarada at important moments of her life but not a single wedding photo. Sarada pretty much asking Sakura if she's really Sasuke's wife is valid because she won't doubt from the beginning if there was telltale evidence supporting that information. There isn't.

The "family" photo. Sasuke was roughly seventeen in that photo, not to mention it's next to Sakura who is in her 30s at that point. Isn't it strange? No updated photo since they got married? What's fucked up is that she had to cover up the rest of Taka behind that photo. That raised more questions, specifically, Sarada asking who those people are and who is the one wearing glasses like she does.

And, yeah. The glasses thing. It was a simple yes or no question. Sakura saying that she doesn't know is inane because they had spent time as Team 7 in the past, not to mention the sporadic moment they see each other (Orochimaru's hideout, that bridge where she tried to kill him but failed), and during the war. I don't know where she's looking but Sasuke hasn't worn glasses at all and if she can't answer that simple question, that says more about her. Anyway, that fed the idea that she doesn't know a single thing about her husband at all and Sarada notices this. Naruto who was able to say information about Sasuke unprompted, pretty much what Sarada needed to hear--yeah, I know. Shocker.

Sasuke's first meeting with Sarada. I've seen enough takes about him being an absent father. I'm not disagreeing with that. However, I present another perspective: Sasuke doesn't even know what his daughter looks like even though it's been shown that he was in Konoha at the time that Naruto is already Hokage (which would mean Sarada would be around seven or eight years old) and Sakura is in that same room, too. You're telling me that she couldn't have at least fucking introduce Sarada and Sasuke to each other? It's easy to shift the blame to the absent father because he simply isn't there but when Sakura, who knows the mission and with uncertainties on its duration, couldn't have made the initiative to simply give the kid an assurance that yeah, this is your dad, he exists and to Sasuke, she's Sarada and she's seven and she wears glasses. If making them meet is too much, at least a fucking photo would suffice it. But no. Nothing of the sort coming from Sakura. Why? Because she's okay with Sasuke being absent. She doesn't see any issue with it.

Communication. This is a controversial take and I will keep it simple. If Naruto and Sasuke can communicate and contact each other, what's stopping Sakura from reaching out to Sasuke? Isn't she his wife? She could literally write her own letter and send it alongside Naruto's but no efforts had been made on that. This is the benefit of the doubt but if Sakura at least reached out, then it's up to Sasuke to either intentionally ignore that or respond to her. My point here is initiative--it has been shown time and time again that she can do that, we've seen instances of it in the prequel. Did she stop because she finally got what she wants and is content with whatever crumbs she could hold on to? 

Sarada's birth. The sketchiest of them all. Some people wrote excellent analysis on this so please do check them out. My two cents on this is Orochimaru discussing cloning to Naruto and pretty much piquing Sarada's curiosity about the concept (which later on led to DNA testing as courtesy of Suigetsu). Sasuke pretty much reacted this way:

Usually, ellipsis in media is used when the character is pondering/thinking about something. It also represents speechlessness or a pause. Now tell me, if Sarada's birth isn't sketchy and was in some sort of way, normal, why did Sasuke casted that wayward side glance? The entirety of Gaiden as well as this page was meant to make the readers question Sarada's conception. For a backstory, Kishimoto sure left more questions than answers.

Everything is unconventional like Sakura not keeping the umbilical cord and Karin has it instead, no records at Konoha Hospital when Sakura works there and can coordinate with the proper department/s to handle paperworks, traveling while pregnant (ma'am you are a medic-nin, make it make sense), etc. I will leave this as it is, again, it has been discussed extensively by various blogs here.

In conclusion, even in adulthood, Naruto and Sasuke knows each other best. They become expert parents (at least) around each other's kids. In a fucked up way, I think it's a silent cry for help aka look I'm good with your kid and we could've been good parents together but we were forced into these marriages.

Sasusaku ended up canon but it still doesn't change the fact that Sakura knows little to nothing about Sasuke to the point that Sarada picked up on that and even threw it at her face. At the end of the day, Naruto remained as the one and only that knows Sasuke's heart best.

[siringadev]

I was thinking about why I love Nero so much, and I realized that there is not only something so magnetic and unique about him and his design, but how the core of his whole personality is built on a deep love for Weiss, despite the fact that he is an antihero and does not very good things (first under orders from Shinra, since he is a Deepground soldier, and then out of duress, to summon Omega = to revive Weiss), but all this is out of desperation and love. I do not know any other character inside the FF7 world and beyond, who is so motivated to act out of love as Nero. Even take other iconic pairs of loving brothers (because it is brother's love that is depicted as the strongest in JP games and anime), their motivations were different, and love was secondary.

Take Itachi and Sasuke, for example.

Itachi is stated to have a very strong love for Sasuke, but what he does ultimately causes Sasuke great pain. Yes, Itachi wanted to save him, but at what cost? And his main motive was: to prevent a world war. So, at the cost of his clan's life and Sasuke's mental health, he does something terrible, and I still can't accept it as an act of love. It seems such an unhealthy, twisted form of love, illogical and scary.

And yet, I cried watching those scenes where Itachi reveals the truth, where Sasuke cries, everything is built to squeeze out tears.

Next, Madara and Izuna.

It is stated that he loved Izuna, and loved him even more than Itachi loves Sasuke. And how is this shown and proven? Well, it seems like almost nothing. Madara's main motivation is to become the strongest shinobi, to take control of the world and establish his own order, and thereby establish peace through strict control and then through magical illusions when he became disillusioned with contradictory and rebellious human nature. I understand his motivations, and he is one of the most admired character in Naruto. But what does love have to do with it? Izuna is not even present in his motivation. He simply died and caused Madara's grief, making him cruel and aggressive. And also gave him his eyes. But what besides this?

As for the others, like Lothric-Lorian from Dark souls, their connection was forced by the curse, and their motivation is simply to disobey their superiors. Their essence is nihilism and fatalism. Love is just an accompanying quality.

Not to mention Miquella, who did not show love as a personal emotion, although it seems he should embody universal love. We just can't see his love for Radahn or Godwyn or anyone to the point that we start to wonder if there was love at all? Or if there was love but it wasn't shown? So he is out of the love list.

If we talk about the love of Sephiroth, Cloud and other characters of FF7, they are so far from ultimate love that it does not even occur to me what can be said. Probably, Sephiroth wanted to love, but could not find anyone, suffering from loneliness and his own inability to build healthy relationships, and Cloud had many friends whom he valued, but never found "the one and only", whom he would love completely and unconditionally (which is why ship-wars still rage). It seems that Sephiroth could have become that one and only, considering how much Cloud idolized him, but Sephiroth ruined everything. Yes, Shinra is to blame for this, but partly it is Sephiroth's character, his selfishness and inability to put someone else's feelings above his own. Considering that Nero and Weiss grew up in much worse conditions than Sephiroth, and suffered abuse and pain from Shinra that Sephiroth did not experienced, yet somehow they were able to form the strongest bonds of love with each other and the healthiest relationships with each other (not toxic, not abusive, but built on loyalty, devotion, trust, unity and intimacy).

Sephiroth was so unlucky in love that even his own clones wanted to leave him in the DFFOO, and Weiss even laughed at this, telling Sephiroth that his puppet (Kadaj) cut his strings. And Kadaj, embodying young Sephiroth personality, longed for a family and to find someone who understood and cared for him, and he saw this in the illusionary form of Jenova. Sephiroth could have given him this care and love, but he simply used him as a tool, which hurt Kadaj. As for Weiss, he remembers Nero as the only one who understands him and cares for him, someone without whom he feels incomplete.

"Without Nero, there is no me" - this shows Weiss and Nero's relationship from Weiss' perspective. In DoC, we see their love from Nero's perspective and might have doubted about the reciprocity, but DFFOO shows that Weiss loves Nero as much as Nero loves Weiss.

Each case is unique, and each deserves its own respect and admiration. I simply analyzed one aspect, like love in a character, and came to the conclusion that Nero may be the strongest embodiment of this love at the moment.

[lesl9ulan]

guys you can't blame sasuke for the things he did, not at all, he was manipulated by ADULTS who knew everything about what happened to him but chose to stay silent for his own good. sasuke was just a victim, filled with pain. and most importantly, he was just a child who lived through that massacre, his actions were guided by his pain, yes, and that doesn't mean it was good, but it is unreasonable to blame him for everything

[motherofsharingan]

She continued to pout at him, however playfully. She dropped her hands to her sides.

"Is it not a mother's job to embarrass her children?" Mikoto smiled then, before she moved in for her next attack: a cheek kiss!

"Oh, but Sasuke. You will always be my little baby!" Even if he was grown up. Didn't matter.

Mikoto pouted at him. "Nonesense! You are never too old." She cooed at him as she patted his head more before she brought both hands to squeeze his cheeks.

@avengernomore

[theheirofthesharingan]

Something I’m not a fan of seeing is when ppl say that Sasuke is over the top when it comes to his hatred for the Leaf and the Elders after he learns the truth about Itachi. Like they say it’s too extreme for him when it’s honestly isn’t when you factor in Sasuke’s mindset.

Like Sasuke has spent half his life wanting to get stronger so that he can kill Itachi (the one singular person that meant the world to him) so much so that he becomes a rouge ninja and leaves with a literal snake ninja that just wants to possess him.

Three years go by and then he learns the truth, the brother that he wanted revenge on in fact, truly loved him all along and only did what he did to protect him, his brother that couldn’t kill him, that loved him, that saw his life as more precious then the Village did it all for Sasuke’s sake.

That reality check shattered Sasuke’s psyche so bad that he actually started to have a panic attack cuz everything he knew up to that point had been a lie, not only that but having to find out the truth after Itachi’s already dead, crushed Sasuke all the more.

Of course Sasuke was gonna want revenge on the leaf. Of course he’s gonna have that “everyone is guilty” mindset, he’s a grieving child that misses his big brother and wants to hurt anyone who caused him pain.

I bet Sasuke looked back before the Chunin Exams when he said “get/stay out of our village” and the hatred only grew, all that time he spent there before and after the massacre, was all due cuz Itachi suffered deeply in anguish, all alone with no one there to comfort him.

Was Sasuke still wrong to go after the men, women and children that lived in the Leaf? Yes, but to me it makes perfect sense as to why. It’s completely justified

The problem with a lot of extreme opinions on Sasuke is that people don't seem to understand his psychology and want to measure his reactions through their personal moral compass. They don't understand how deeply traumatized he is and how it's natural to react the way he does.

His reactions are always compared with those of Naruto's and then he's blamed for "choosing revenge over bonds." And while it is true, this assessment royally ignores his emotional and psychological state.

Sasuke did not have any emotional support after the massacre. He raised himself and bonded a bit with Naruto. But neither of them understood each other.

When they both learned about their pasts, Sasuke's condition was much worse, because he literally had nothing holding him at that time. Unlike Minato and Kushina, his parents didn't die a heroic death. They were sacrificed for the peace in the village and his own brother was made to do it.

Thinking from Sasuke's POV, he loved Itachi more than anyone in the world. He wanted Itachi's acknowledgement, his time, his affection, his love. And when Itachi left, hurt him, Sasuke found a way to hold on to life, not really thinking he'd make it out of killing Itachi.

But then he does. And not only that, he is told Your brother loved you. He has one single memory to grasp on, and he remembers Itachi crying.

He may not have believed everything Obito told him, but he remembered Itachi was crying. And that meant, Sasuke had lost everything.

His entire life was a lie. He hated the wrong person. He killed him. His entire childhood, the yearning for home and that love, and that grief. He can do nothing about it. He can't bring Itachi back. He can't ask him things.

At this point, he didn't even know why he was alive when everyone he loved was dead.

Gaara keeps saying Sasuke is beyond saving. And he's right, because Sasuke didn't choose to lose his family. The injustice he experienced, it's amplified because he's the only one who cares about what happened to the Uchiha clan, his parents, and Itachi.

That much pain and rage, it will come out in ugly and cruel ways. It doesn't have to be right. It doesn't have to be justified. It exists and it is valid enough.

He keeps screaming and screaming at Team 7 and they know he's hurting, but they still think killing him is the only solution.

People want his grief to be soft and quiet. It's not. It's devastating because he is in darkness at this point. He doesn't think he has any purpose to live anymore. So, when he makes those reckless decisions, it's because he doesn't care if he survives or not.

And what he tries to do is not justified. Wanting to kill the people who had nothing to do with his pain is unjustified and wrong. And that's how it is meant to be. Because he can't reason with anything because of the pain he's feeling.

People who say he's wrong to involve innocent people in his vengeance are right, but then acting like it's not because of the insurmountable anguish he's feeling is the reason is where the problem begins.

When he meets Itachi in the woods, he keeps saying he'll destroy the world that caused Itachi pain. It's just, he isn't thinking about the rights or wrongs. He is feeling too much pain on his dead brother's behalf that he can't find a reasonable explanation to anything in the world.

Itachi meant everything to him. He sees Itachi isn't even angry with the village that destroyed his life. And later he understands that he will kill Itachi further if he destroyed what Itachi had given up his life protecting.

People who hate him miss all these points and reduce him to their bland definitions of morality, because he isn't like what they'd like him to behave.

[ereawrites]

Hey I was wondering if I could ask for Sasuke madara itachi and kakashi with a s/o that come from a clan that are like the Targaryens

With the whole dragons white hair and such

oooh this is is so fun

sasuke is honestly kinda threatened. wdym they have a dragon. infringing on his coolness. but of course he doesn’t communicate this he’s just soooo moody and they think it’s just sasuke being sasuke lol. BUT he does kinda get over it when he realises they can be a fire style power couple. like imagine facing up against a dragon and a susanoo no thanks

madara… oh yes he is all over this. he is so attracted to that targ regality and power. they are such a scary couple though omg. so intimidating sat on their thrones next to each other (yes they’re over the top ok). and ohhhhh my god the HAIR?!?!? the black and the white?!?!?!?!?? they’re going to dominate the world together and look hot doing it

itachi looooves the dragon and it probably loves him too tbh. wouldn’t be surprised if it likes him enough to let him ride it MAYBE. and his partner is like itachi wtf ur stealing my thing. and omg if they have a kid together he is so into picking out the dragon egg for the cradle he spends hours choosing. also he is obsessed with their hair he’s just always touching it always all the time

kakashi is also sort of threatened but at least he knows it’s dumb lol. he’s mostly just intimidated during the early dating phase bc his partner is too cool for him he’s a silly old man :)) he’s lowkey so scared the dragon is going to like.. hate his smell and kill him idk. but he comes around over time. also every time someone blames him for leaving silver hair on things he’s like. no. nope it was my s/o. not mine. k bye

[carmenserenity123456]

Saying that Sasuke doesn't care about Sarada is just plain stupid, she is his daughter. He spends with her a lot of time in Boruto.

Yes she is his daughter but before this whole shit that happened in the Gaiden Sasuke did not think like that. Sasuke was not at home for 12 years, never met Sarada, never contacted her and he did not know how she looked like. We can notice that he was not interested with her and even when he met her he was cold towards her. His whole behaviour towards her changed because Naruto was there. His actions towards Sarada helped Sasuke reconsider many things. He started to understand that even though Sarada is Sakura's daughter (this is the main reason why he was not present at all in Sarada's life, you can read more here) she was still his blood. He should not put blame for Sakura's actions on a innocent child. Naruto is very important in this because he was the one who went after crying Sarada, he complemented her father, he wanted to save Sakura and he was nagging Sasuke. Sasuke saw all of that. This whole thing reminds me of this interview that Kishi did. He says that for Sasuke to interact with people that he does not like he has to make some circumstances and this is exactly what he did with Sarada. He put Naruto there for Sasuke to even care. The scene when Naruto is stabbed and Sarada is open for the attack clearly demonstrates it. Sasuke moved to protect her because not only he wanted to redeem himself but there was also Naruto. Kishi could have only drawn Sarada and not show defenseless Naruto laying on the ground but it all comes down to his own interview. It is similar to the scene in the Land of Waves where Sasuke's body moved on its own to protect Naruto. Lastly, Sasuke still did not bond with Sarada fully. He looks at the whole situation differently but the poke at the end and the false promise exposes him. In the Boruto manga he spends more time with Boruto so do not look at the anime because this episodes are fillers which means they are not canon.

[lemmylemons]

isn't shipping jin with xiaoyu technically like shipping a Japanese WW2 soldier or a neo n*zi with a Chinese comfort woman. surprised twitter hasn't cancelled anyone for shipping them together or liking Jin at all. Xiaoyu should be shipped with Claudio, Sasuke, or Steve instead.

Idk but like... What

First off, what does that even mean, what does "Chinese comfort woman" mean?? Who is Sasuke, that's not even from the same series 💀 I assume you mean Sasuke from Naruto WHAT

Also, honestly, I don't see her and Claudio together - because if you're trying to be like "Jin bad, Claudio good". No... Cause if that's your argument, what about Claudio knocking Xiaoyu out and using her as BAIT to try and catch Jin. Jin's bad in Tekken 6 and 7, yes, but you can't really blame Xiaoyu for seeing the good in him when she's known him since Tekken 3 and the two have been friends...

Also, Steve? Of all characters too, Steve? I'm a HwoaSteve shipper to the end - I personally see Mr. Fox as gay... I cannot see him with a woman.

[bl00dalchemist]

I saw your art of Karin reading Icha Icha

I think Naruto has read it and something tells me Sakura definitely has a well-read copy shamefully hidden on her shelves (Sasuke is 50/50 and Sai would maybe read it for educational purposes)

Do you think Kakashi would be so happy to go full nerd with his students (against their wishes) if he catches them reading Icha Icha OR will he feel like he he’d made a huge mistake when they gush over the same smut scenes he likes?

I would like to say yes but I feel like it's a thing he likes to do on his own. Naruto doesn't like Icha Icha and there's a part where they are trying to decipher Jiraiya's message where he has to read out loud what is on that damn novel and the man looks about to pass the fuck out from having to do it KJNDFBKN

I can't see Sakura, Sasuke or Sai liking it, maybe Yamato but he's done after the first novel and he blames Kakashi for what he just did.

[cubur]

Hi there! How did you come to sns fandom? 👉🏻👈🏻

Hi there！ Oh I have received many questions so far such as why do you ship sns, how long have you loved sns etc. but i have never seen a question like how did you come to sns fandom. So I thought a little about your question ^^！

Well, if I remember correctly i started watching Naruto in around 2014 …but started shipping them around 2016. I didn't watch anime episodes every day so it took me about 2 years to finish the whole story, yep (I checked the manga much later). And I didn't start the anime for naruto&sasuke's story. Sasuke's character caught my attention from the very beginning. So obviously, I started watching the anime just to learn about his and Itachi's story together. However, even though I hadn't even finished the first season of the anime yet, the story of Naruto and Sasuke and all those feelings reflected by the author had seriously penetrated into me. Still, I didn't want to make a clear decision before finishing the whole story and waited… But as each episode passed, Naruto's feelings for Sasuke began to increase and this had reached a point that could no longer be ignored. And this actually reminded me of myself in a way. I mean, i was following some anime pages at that time and maybe 90% of the naruto fandoms clearly hated Sasuke. And sometimes I even wondered if i was the only one who was weird. Because I understood Sasuke, i knew why he acted like that and i never blamed him. And even also contrary to what others said I never believed Sasuke hated Naruto. Because even though he didn't say anything, the author was drawing Sasuke's eyes in such a way that as if I understood everything he said at that moment

After the story ended, both of them got married to a female character, so I think they asked the entire fandom to ignore the story that has been written for so many years. Some accepted this situation, some said they won but frankly, I have never been someone who lies to myself, so I chose to move on without forgetting my past. That's why, I decided to join the sns fandom to keep them alive …at least as much as I can. Also ofcourse I never forget the fanartists who inspired me！If they weren't there I probably wouldn't be where i am today. Some of them already know themselves and some of them maybe don't even know about my existence because they deleted their accounts and left the fandom long ago… But as I said, I have never been someone who quickly forgets my past, so i'll never forget them either <3

Also… (you can ignore this part if you want)

I want to be a little more honest with you guys now. A few days before you sent this dm I was thinking to myself that i shouldn't be in this fandom. Yes. Maybe if you ask why, I can't explain it. Just… I have been experiencing some personal and country-related problems lately, and I can say that I am starting to fear that these may become permanent problems. It's probably too early to talk about these things but… I just feel like i'm not as creative and active as i used to be. So… idk. Just wanted to share with you all how I feel inadequate.

Thank you to everyone who read this far！🙏