#yes I’m still on my bullshit

[disco-tea]

That’s not a data chip that’s his wedding ring

[solely-richpez-trash]

A silly moment from Jangle Ball Philly

[towards-toramunda]

Okay gamers this is how ashrym can still- *gunshot*

[campbyler]

heads up that i will be using chapter 10.2 to promote my mike and mitchell best friends forever agenda thanks

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Wait, girl in red? Are you female??

no i’m a ✨mystery✨

….but actually yes lmaooo

[thenwhatthefukcisthis]

cabbage snippets

1.

“you mustn’t be afraid to grow a little bigger, darling”

- eames, to his favourite little cabbage baby (i.e. every cabbage ever), who he has so much love for.

2.

yusuf brings his cats for his monthly cabbage-sitting duties. they cabbage sit better than him. choux trains them well.

3.

saito sends popular Japanese’s receipes for exquisite dishes and sends high quality fertiliser with them. arthur learns Japanese so that he can understand the recipes better (totally not because I saw jgl speaking mandarin and that’s crazy hot )

4.

“this particular cabbage is quite nasty, arthur, it’s bringing down the colour of the entire row. I really don’t see why you are attending to it day and night, it’s never going to feed us”

“it just needs time and care eames, it will be alright in no time”

“the faith you have in that cabbage is absurd, darling”

“eames, no”

“it shows only you some growing; it practically wilts when I tend to it”

“....don’t”

“... cobbage”

[breebirds]

Tim Drake is really just one bad day away from murder then, huh…

[chairofchaos]

them: is this the hill you want to die on?

me: no, but it’s where I’ll leave your corpse

[doctor-donnas]

I think Ben fell for Leslie around the third time she yelled at him and Leslie fell for Ben when he read her like an open book and guessed right that she wants to run for office one day

[heyclickadee]

The more I think about The Bad Batch as a complete show but incomplete story, the more I think that if they’re doing what I think they could be doing, the more I think it could work really well from a storytelling perspective. So well that I’m actually annoyed about it.

[cuteniaarts]

Here *throws random and actually much more important than I realised at first OC redesign at you after two and a half years since the OG*

Meifeng, Ming-Hua’s cousin! I just randomly remembered that she exists while putting together my OC family tree and since the only art I have of her is… nearly 3 years old and mediocre at best, and Kat and I have recently spent so much time focusing on Red Lotus siblings, I thought “Hey, why not redraw her? Just because she’s a cousin and not a sister doesn’t make her any less special than Lien-Hua, Summiya, Aiza or Haya!” (On that note… Nia give someone a brother challenge. The only one that counts is Aiza and she’s only a brother half the time)

Some headcanons about her, both new and old (the old copy-pasted over and slightly edited to save everyone the second hand embarrassment of going to look at my old art), which will go under the cut because this has gotten LONG:

Old:

Older than Ming-Hua by around 10 years

Her dad is the older half-brother of Ming-Hua's mom who’s… not the most fond of their side of the family

Has never left her home in the Foggy Swamp Water Tribe

Master healer, specialises in children. Can't have any of her own because of the high pollution levels in the swamp which is why she puts all those motherly instincts into teaching and caring for kids

Got a scar on her leg while saving Ming-Hua from some wild swamp creature when the latter was a child who was absolutely convinced she could handle everything herself and never listened to anyone. Ming-Hua still insists she had everything under control that day

She tried to understand Ming-Hua's perspective on things, she really did, but ultimately tribe mentality and fear for her cousin’s safety, believing her not to be nearly as capable as she claims to be, won over

Attempted to stop Ming-Hua from running away but was, obviously, unsuccessful

Was the one consoling Nuying after Ming-Hua left

Helped Suiren learn waterbending and held genuine affection for the girl, although she ultimately refused when Suiren begged for the chance for her and Midori to escape from Haya and live with the tribe. She thought that while Suiren would most likely adjust well, Midori was simply too Gaoling to survive in a place as dark, damp and isolated as the Swamp. She regrets that decision every day since she found out Suiren became an assassin

Mourned Ming-Hua more than anyone else in the tribe when informed of her death

New:

Was the one who babysat Ming-Hua a lot when Nuying was going through one of her depressive episodes after Cadeo left, and Ming-Hua actually enjoyed spending time with her because she was a lot less overbearing and protective than her mother. Was the first person to start calling her Ming. Sometimes Ming-Ming, but Ming-Hua had a tendency to deliver a very hard kick to the shins every time she tried that

Never left Nuying’s side when she got sick in the years following Ming-Hua’s disappearance, no matter how much everyone, including her own father, told her to stay away, there’s nothing she can do to help her. In her final moments, Nuying was delirious with fever and called out for Ming-Hua. Meifeng didn’t have the heart to remind her that her daughter left so instead let her hair down, covered her own hand in water and told Nuying that she was “right here, mom. I’m right here” and stayed like that until Nuying passed

When Ming-Hua returned, Meifeng was the one to break the news to her. Later, when Ming-Hua asked how and when it happened, she couldn’t quite stop herself from snapping at her because she should have been there, Meifeng shouldn’t have had to pretend to be her so her mother could die without worrying about where her daughter was. Their relationship never really fully recovered after that fight

Still, she had met Suiren when she was little on the rare occasions when the Red Lotus passed through the Swamp and Ming-Hua chose to take her daughter to visit the tribe. She never met Midori, but she did see Ming-Hua pregnant with her once

Didn’t know about Ming-Hua’s imprisonment until an 11-year-old Suiren told her because world news don’t reach into the heart of the Swamp. She just thought they had decided to stop visiting. The news crushed her but… a part of her couldn’t help but go “you should have fucking listened to me when I told you to stay, then this wouldn’t have happened”

Her teaching Suiren waterbending involved mostly the basics of combat (she herself doesn’t know much of it since she’s a healer), plantbending and healing. Suiren reached her level of mastery and proficiency as well as figured out icebending on her own through sheer determination and spite (she’s so much like her mama 🥹🥹🥹)

Is the only one from the tribe Suiren had ever confessed to about being an assassin. That knowledge broke her heart and she spent all those years absolutely terrified that Suiren would meet Ming-Hua’s fate. When Suiren stopped visiting at one point (when she left for her mission to kill Kuvira, got injured, recovered at ATI, reunited with her parents, broke Kuvira out and started living with her, etc etc) she had assumed that it really did happen, until Suiren randomly showed up one day with Kuvira in tow (Meifeng did not approve bc of the whole spirit vine thing 😅)

Absolutely reunited with Ming-Hua at some point and it was an extremely emotional moment

Ripped Cadeo a new one when he suddenly appeared looking for his daughter after 45+ years after it became common knowledge that the RL are all alive and no longer wanted by the law

All in all… quite an interesting character that I really should do something with at some point, bc how come Ming-Hua’s family is the only one to get 0 attention in our discussions?? #justiceformeifeng2024

[chvoswxtch]

I just wanted to say thank y’all for being so patient and lovely while I took a much needed mental vacation. I think I may have overexerted myself with that celebration (I did it to myself) and there was a lot going on personally that I need a break to deal with. also that retrograde was fucking insane and I think i’m entitled to financial compensation for emotional damages.

that being said…

ya girl found her mojo again and is back on her bullshit so here’s the drop schedule for this week >:)

monday: some matty comfort that was requested by my lovely @yarrystyleeza

wednesday: the next part of the bodyguard!frankie series (this is a shorter, more fun filler chapter bc it’s been a lil heavy lately)

friday: some absolutely feral matty spice

[dark-elf-writes]

Ngl I’ve been watching you post about DA and it makes me so happy one of my favorite fic authors knows what the fuck it is. Personally ME gave me nightmares, (The husks are nightmare fuel to a 2nd grader watching their dad play and I never got past it) but DA is my Roman Empire. It probably doesn’t help my middle name is Fay….

I’ve always been more of a Dragon Age person than a Mass Effect (I blame the elf branding. I cannot escape it) and it’s been my favorite game series for years. I’m talking “used to speedrun origins for fun” and “has dumped over a thousand hours into inquisition between originally playing it on the ps3 all the way to my ps5” kind of favorite. I could probably do a full 8 hour lore deep dive video on it if I really wanted to.

So basically I’m glad you enjoy it as much as I do and my screaming can spark some joy.

[megagrind]

Michael vey book 10 delayed two months. What’s the politically correct way to say I’m killing myself

[loderlied]

posting on here is like my sisyphean boulder i'm constantly rolling tbh

[heyyesimtrash-whatofit]