#yes I AM drinking the wine
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glasgow matty i miss u baby
#there was a vibe#i was feeling it#we could've been so good together#didn't mean to quote careless whisper but i fear my beloved george michael hit the nail on the head#NOW WHO'S GONNA DANCE WITH ME so fucking true after n1!!#anyway#i am drinking wine yes#mads muses#mads goes to shows#matty
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somethings wrong with my sans and papyrus can you guys make sure they're okay
#killa kris’ art :3#art#homestuck#undertale#calliope#caliborn#sans#papyrus#infects you with calliope and caliborn skelebros propaganda#digital art#doodles#caliborn as papyrus but instead of wacky hijinks he just shoots at the frisk. and callie keeps fucking u his aim so he never gets a shot in#“SISTER. I AM TRYING TO GET uS A GOOD LIFE.”#“by shooting at an innocent child?”#“YES. OBVIOuSLY.”#“IF I GET INTO THE ROYAL GuARD.”#“WE WILL BE LIVING THE FuCKING HIGH LIFE.”#“DRINKING EXPENSIVE WINES. SuRROuNDED BY HEAFTY AMOuNTS OF BITCHES.”#“WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE THE CLOSEST THING TO ME BECOMING KING.”#also expect more ut content from me :3
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gm angels! it's time for ur random rm fun fact of the day!
which is that ravenstan's spice tolerance is scary high and when he was on Hot Ones it was a legendary experience bc he was just having a blast, decimating vegan wings, rating the quality of the hot sauces, unphased by how fkn spicy all of them were and when he finally got to the last wing and the last dab, he forgot he was only supposed to put a little on there and SLATHERED HIS WING IN THE LAST DAB.
and sean evans/the production team were so worried he was going to pass out or something...but he was Stoked! he was like woah, this is fucking Delicious, dude! can i have a second one? MY BOOOOOY!
#nina speaks#ravenstan x hot ones supremacy#i wanna say it was post rm just so he can talk abt kyle#and his insane backstory because pls#ANYWAYS PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING#LIKE STAN SLOW DOWN PLS DONT EAT THAT#and he was like goddamn this is a good vegetarian wing#where did u get these like i gotta know#ok are u sure this one is spicier than the other one#like are u fucking with me be honest#describing the hot sauce notes like he’s fine wine tasting#i'm literally obsessed with him#abt to drink the hot sauce bottles#honestly impressive im floored#my hero#jersey was like am i...Attracted to this?#help#the answer is yes im afraid#hot boy shit
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wait does... does this mean that drunk peppino can say ily to pepperman as well? 🥺 i mean I'M STILL NOT SURE BUT... dear gods, that would be so sweet......
If pepperman was nearby at any time peppino got drunk then yes absolutely. Pepperman is weird and a bit of a freak (affectionate) but NICE (to him at least) and peppino will always remember nice people saying nice things about him 😊
#answered#chattin#///#////#/////#peppino#pepperman#alcohol#drinking#mind u he doesnt go out for drinks often#and he doesnt really get drunk; not bc he has any restraint but bc he just has a good tolerance for liquor#i think pepperman would be so excited hes like yes! my muse! we are bonding!#to be so relaxed and content in my presence makes me so giddy :)! i am a comfort!#and peppino is just nodding; happy and humming#i cant imagine what scenario would have peppino drinking in his presence#i was working on a small little silly comic of peppino being invited to a fancy art event#or maybe a gala; so theres fancy wines and strong as hell vodka#and theyre like oh no little human please do not consume much of this; we have heard what can happen to humans who ingest too much…#and to their surprise (and immeasurable relief) hes just a bit buzzed and saying hi to some of the invited artists#WAIT this is even funnier now#bc originally i had made it so that the attendees saw peppino as peppermans +1 and they were like#oh you have urself another consort; how wonderfully stout this one is :)#and pepperman is like no; but he is even better than a consort; he is my muse!#but having them hear peppino like 5 minutes later say ilu to him AFTER pepperman dramatically exclaimed that he was only his muse-#-is soooo fucking funny#hes like! he is simply inebriated; he is this pleasant with everyone who is nice to him#and like to his relief he is saying ilu to the nice lady refilling the food counter and the nice man fixing up the displays#so he doesnt have to sit as a KNOWN LIAR#he is simply known as the man who brought a tiny entertaining human#he sees pepperman the next day w bloodshot eyes and hes like that shit was POTENT dont let me drink that shit again
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Seems to me that Mary and Zechariah asked very similar questions to the Angel Gabriel when he appeared to them bringing good news: "How can this be?? I am x" and they get VERY different responses. much to ponder
#like yes its clear she believed him and he didnt but Zechariah is also like VERY holy even tho not immaculate#also very intrigued by the repetitions of no wine or strong drink#how does Gabriel know whether they believe or not though if angelic beings are not supposed to know our thoughts??? isnt that a thing??#also BASED GABRIEL saying I am Gabriel who stand in the presence of God
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setting a goal to finish my buddie fic today and if i do not then i will be personally lighting myself on fire and uploading the video for you all to see
#i am so behind on fics bc i am starting to like. Actually have a social life#which is literally something i have never had before so i didn’t realize how much fic time it takes away#like yes i love being one of the most social first years and making friends with all the upperclassmen#and going out to wine bars three times a week and singing karaoke#but my FICS.#at least i am in good company#i was literally talking to a guy yesterday who was like ‘tbh i hate drinking bc i lose like two days of writing time every time i go out’😭😭#and i was like yeah. valid
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you've been british this whole time???
OUTED MYSELF sadfghjkl
#yes ok i am english#i drink copious amounts of tea and wine#and i love fish and chips#and i overuse the words 'bloody' and 'cunt' in my day to day life#also depending on where people are from#i've been told my accent is either “kinda posh” or “country as fuck”#so do with that what you will#my asks
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Me, still in my middle of my unemployment/'midlife' crisis: what if i made wine instead?
#idk when I'm gonna die. any crisis can be my midlife crisis#do i have any training? no.#do i have any prior interest beyond 'i like drinking wine and i like science' also no.#am i just entertaining a passing thought and having fun with it? yes#like. there are semi-local vineyards and wineries. it's not outside the realm of possibility#but also#just need some empty nester winery owners to decide they need to semi-adopt me into their family business
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i have slept six hours almost to the minute having spent all of yesterday in bed again why am i a friend will visit me this afternoon i havent had breakfast yet its 1pm and raining and i need to clean do the dishes phone calls i have been avoiding will anything come and make me happy ever again
#theres a stone in my chest#we will drink so much wine today#not sure its a good idea#but she will bring cigarettes#and ive been craving a fucking smoke for literal weeks now#i say things here#personal#very personal#tmi#lemme just#i need to#yes my therapist is still pregnant#i want a new one#that cannot get pregnant#i am sick of everyone getting pregnant#why are people like this#i know i know pick myself up blabla#nothing will come to save me#foot stomping#ABER MANNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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i got a stanford water polo shirt at the thrift today and could only think about challengers tbh
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Your ™ (aside from faramir obv) is how unhinged you are about denethor AND having the most correct takes abt him🧡. Oh and also oranges maybe
AAAA...THANK YOU ??? THIS KNOCKED ME FLAT like for real i cannot express how much ive been thinking about this ask all day. like i was in the grocery store thinking about it. i cant decide if it's funnier if you've been here since i was 19 and a hater and watched me have my dramatic change of heart in real time or if youre new here and don't know my tragic backstory. TO ME it's hilarious to be assigned denethor girl bc like teenage me is having a heart attack but i bear the badge with pride nevertheless <3333 and thats what we call character growth!
pj had totally got me with the mad-and-vindictive-with-despair denethor gambit for years and years but literally i started working on the faramir goes to rivendell au and thought for about two seconds about how complex both faramir and boromir's relationships with their father are and how the film changes genuinely weaken all of their characters so much and did a total 180 degree turn on a dime. by doing denethor dirty i would automatically be doing faramir dirty and then i started thinking and went hang on a second he is so complex and interesting actually. like i can't emphasize how much that was the exact logic that allowed me to achieve this development.
i mean okay LISTEN TO ME oh my GOD denethor IS a good leader there's a reason why gondor stood so long alone against the enemy and he NEARLY fucking beat SAURON in 30 years worth of head-to-head knock-down-drag-out psychic stalemate warfare and he only falls into despair when he loses both of his sons. you don't need to like him to respect the achievement!
i almost put a read more here but fuck it denethorposting on main. hit j on your keyboard or do a big scroll if youre sick of me LOL
i am very well known for going totally feral over duty vs love dynamics and that is literally what is going on between denethor and his sons. he cannot be their father and their commander at the same time and they are at war!!! being their commander has to win out above all else!!! whether any of them like it or not!!! do you know what ruthlessness means do you understand that duty wins this one.
do u guys understand that denethor and faramir are a father and son who love each other above else and yet do not like each other at all. there was a schism somewhere there along the line and love without bitterness and political sniping and ideological misalignment is a DISTANT MEMORY. No Of Course He Shouldn't Have Said He Wished Faramir And Boromir's Places Exchanged Jesus Christ No Son Should Have To Hear That From Their Father But Girl Sometimes When You're Grieving You Say Stupid Shit That You Shouldn't Have. doesn't mean you should've said it but [pippin voice] we can understand poor denethor a bit better, huh?
its just so interesting to me to think about faramir and denethor's relationship from a standpoint of like. ok listen good stewards that are not good fathers and dutiful sons who will not compromise their moral compasses for love. i don't like you and i agree with approximately 1% of everything you've said ever and your expectations of me have always been unreasonably high even when i was a child but you also are the only person who could ever understand the terrifying psychic powers that just live inside my brain and you are probably the incarnation of lordly dignity and power that i have had and i have wanted to emulate all my life and i still have the instinct to ask for your approval even if i'm going to hate what you're going to say. and when i'm dying i will call out for you. and i don't like you and your moral compass is going to get you and me and everyone in our city killed and you haven't listened to a single thing i've said since you were fourteen and i fucking hate that you're listening to and trusting the fucking wizard over me but you are my best captain and you are everything that i wished i could've been without the war and you'll never understand that that's why i pushed you so hard i just wanted you to live. and if you couldn't live at least we could die together. LISTEN i am a faramir girl until the death you all KNOW THIS BUT THESE TWO THINGS ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE- [i am forcibly yanked offstage]
#from the inbox#Anonymous#THANK YOU YOU ARE AN ANGEL!!! I LOVE YOU!!!#sorry for how unhinged this answer got ive been drinking#my friday night: totally sober sitting quietly filing my taxes. my saturday night: wine drunk denethor ranting. i am an adult#you: ur brand is being unhinged about this specific topic. me tasked with talking about that topic: sorry for being unhinged. hilarious#idk like oh my god yeah the transgender allegory of 'parent insisting their child is dead while people cry out that they're still living'#fucks crazy. i fucking love that reading. but im tired of the madman-idiot-caricature lack of textually-referenced nuance out here!#bitch king faramir and complex noble lord denethor are actually concepts that are holding hands. To Me.#also YES!!! ORANGES!!! i have an orange tattoo lol i love you i'm glad i exist. there is secret lore but i think if i don't stop talking no#everyone who follows me will explode me with their minds#i am still taking trademark asks if anyone at all has read this far LOL#long post#SORRY AGAIN LMAOOO#denethor anon#denethorposting
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one of my biggest pet peeves is the people who will comment things like "leftover wine??? what's that????" on videos. girl we're not all alcoholics.
#like i was just watching this video where a woman was demonstrating a way to store leftover wine for longer#and all the comments were just 'not in my house LOL i drink a whole bottle every night!!!'#like. yes... if you legitimately cannot open a bottle without finishing it you are an alcoholic#so much of the conversation around alcohol is ALWAYS centered around binge drinking and how great it is#moderation isn't allowed#it's just like. i don't know.#i am so sensitive to this shit and i know that#but it's just fucking upsetting that genuine alcoholism and alcohol dependence is treated as a joke or a personality quirk#your kids will never know you#and you will never know them
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PEOPLE. PEOPLEEEE. LISTEB TO ME. listen. wei ying loved jin ling the MOMENT he found out he was infact his nephew, he felt utterly HORRIBLE about what he said to him despite it not being his fault. he hadnt known him for more that a NIGHT and he was already willing to put everything on the line, like. he wouldve been so soft. so loving. so utterly DESPERATE to make up for the death of his mother, his SISTER. despite it not being his fault at all. like. it would hurt him SO MUCH. to be around jin ling as a baby and beyond BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE. how LOVED jin ling would grow up to be???? how utterly happy he would be???? and i KNOW sizhui spent at max two years around him and most of his growing up with lan zhan BUT he is so good, so kind and UGH. wei ying made the best of that horrible place for that baby and he REMEMBERS IT as HAPPY. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW SOFT AND TENDER AND WARM AND ATTENTIVE jin ling would’ve been with wei ying?????
#i am drink and stressed how of my fucking mind#i have so many finals due before the 24 and i am highly aware that its four days#dont fucking look at me i will kill myself#anyways. i took time out of my hellscape to rant. good night or morning or whatever the fuck#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#the untamed#wine is so good and i am such a light weight#wei wuxian#wei ying#jin ling#YES I AM BACK ON MY GOOD UNCLE WEI YING TRUTHHH#good uncle wei ying
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#christmas haters dni#I started doing a bunch of these but it started to feel like beating a dead horse but.#okay you accept that as a childless adult it's never going to be The Same as when you were a kid and that's gotta be okay#you make your own traditions and you bring your own joy and you find your own meaning okay okay okay#a lot of human psychology is faking it til you make it but when am I gonna start making it#I'm trying I'm trying I'm making art and baking cookies and finding nice gifts and making plans with loved ones and I'm just#sitting at my desk drawing christmas art listening to christmas music drinking hot cocoa and feeling NOTHING#and it's not like... I mean I am having a nice time making art! I like the christmas music! I am not... not HAPPY but#it doesn't feel like anything special it all just feels like more of the same time soup#mulling wine and opening the advent calendar and wearing my little santa hat like 'yes okay I am Performing Christmastime'#the last few years have done a FUCKING number on me huh.#I'm trying to enjoy christmas and feeling like I'm faking it#this is all there fucking is before two or three more months of cold dark miserableness with NOTHING ELSE IN THEM#I'm holding it in my hands but why can't I touch it anymore#about me
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sparkling juice is so fascinating they make a new type of bitter just for you
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nothing will ever be funnier to me than getting a cat whose name is jerry and then six months later getting absolutely obsessed with gerri. like. should i have seen that coming? maybe
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