#yes !! i use he/him pronouns !!! but thats not because im a man !!! it because if people use anything else its because they are refusing to

[ritsmew-sakunya]

I think about how when i used he/they pronouns, everyone around me would only ever use they/them on me and only brought up me using he/him so they could "treat" me like a man and exclude me. Despite me not being one.

[nilovalentine]

honestly if you wanna hc kazui as transfem more power to you but sometimes ill see the theory posts and its like. youre going to sprain something from reaching that hard man

[tlouconfidential]

people have got to stop crying about "not treating ellie/abby like the WOMEN they are!!"- do you all realize that butches/stone butches do exist?? that stone tops exist??? that lesbians who use he/him pronouns and masculine terms like "husband" or "boyfriend" exist??? and thats perfectly okay??? and also that doesnt mean they are men??? yes its an issue when those things are projected onto people without their consent and say-so, but the keyword there is people. abby and ellie are fictional characters, therefore just about everything about them that isnt canon is up to interpretation. i literally saw a post headcanoning abby as nonbinary (i believe thats what the post said, i forgot) because of the whole "you said ladies first" interaction with manny is seattle day 1. COOL

i think we as sapphics are kindve losing the plot when it comes to gender expression and identity- letting masc sapphics not be boxed into the whole masculine image is great, because no gender expression should feel like a box- but in doing so, some of yall are inadvertently boxing presentation back in lmao. saying things like "shes a woman, so she should be called pretty! if youre calling a woman handsome, youre treating her like a man!" is not all that productive as you may think it is (not only that but it sounds a little terfy, just saying)

why? because psa: no sapphic identifying person can ever have proximity to a cis man (bc thats who you all are referring to when you say that) sapphic masculinity ≠ masculinity performed by cishet men- and that is the reason. our masculinity is not a performance we are pressured to keep up- its a sense of self, it makes us feel comfortable; if anything we are socially pressured outve it

(sidenote where is this sentiment with abby and ellie even coming from???💀 no one ever claimed them to be stone tops, theres just a lot of fics with them topping the reader cs a lotve ppl want to be topped and or dommed by them??? (hashtag relatable??) and sometimes those fics arent all that well written so the character feels flat?? that doesnt mean theyre being “treated like a man”- there are many fics where either of them are subbing or bottoming (tbh i cant rlly speak for ellie fics cs i dont dabble in them much, im an abby girl🤞) on top of that, there are many posts delving into their characters!! into their EMOTIONS (gasp ! i thought people who "treat masc women like men" didnt do that)

sorry for the yapathon but um moral of the story guys!! masculinity isnt owned by cis men, let abby and ellie be headcanoned as handsome boyfriend husbands or something cs its not like they came outve your screen and told you "save me from these FREAKS who keep calling me HANDSOME on tumblr dot com!! i want to be treated like a pretty princess"

.

[walnutcookie]

May. May I ask about ur headcanons for xylotial nova cookie or however u spell faer name. Heh.

CRACKS KNUCKLES . MORE OF THEM HERE WE GOOO i dont know if im repeating myself or not because im too lazy to check my last hc post so sorry if ive already shared these !!

- water is like alcohol to him/other xylitols. it makes him drunk GXHNFKFJ they dont need to drink water to survive but they do have it as a Fun drink sometimes which is why astronaut was still able to stay hydrated (they were very confused when she drank tons of water and was Just fine)

- xylitols also require light to live!!!!! when in darkness they have a faint glow (think glow in the dark toys. not very bright but still There) :] when they are without light for too long they become very sick, weak and drowsy and lose their glow. this is why planet xylitol is so brightly lit!! they NEVER have their lamps off so its always super bright (yes astronaut struggled to sleep)

- relating to above, xylitol nova glows just a little bit brighter than other xylitols + features like his eyes, wings, and the lines on his face glow!!

- also relating to above he is NOT used to being in the dark so when he went to earthbread and experienced an actual day/night cycle he was TERRIFIED he could not see anything </3 peepaw is like a moth if its dark and theres a little bit of light he will cling to it

- despite being a technological genius hes so advanced that earthbread technology is confusing to him. how do you turn on the computer?? do you not turn it on with your mind??? /silly He has to be taught how to use a lot of more Basic technology. especially things like light switches and sinks since [gestures to above] they dont really exist

- xylitols body temperatures are naturally very cold :] i dont rlly have a specific temp but theyre a lot colder than earthbread cookies so the planet is very cold! its constantly kept in regulation so the whole planet is kept at the perfect, cool temp. which not only benefits the xylitols but their tech too since its not at risk of overheating 👍 they also dont have anything such as blankets and fans since. why would you want to be any hotter or cooler? the planet is kept at a perfect temp all the time!! (poor astronaut.)

- relating to above AGAIN XN was not having fun his first time on earthbread. So warm in certain places and during certain seasons </3 both him and his cybernetic parts were overheating since he never had any reason to install cooling fans or any sort of temperature regulation. get this old man in a freezer NOW!!!!

OKAY THATS ALL ILL DO FOR NOW SINCE THIS IS GETTING KIND OF LOGN GZHDBFKFH I HAVE SO MANY MORE HEADCANONS ABOUT THIS GUY. HES SO SO SILLY I LOVE HIM. THANK YOUS O MUCH FOR THIS ASK /GEN AUAUUSHGHFHFJDHSKJFF

also i see in your ask you called xylitol faer if thats a pronoun headcanon thats so real /pos

[daily-rui-kamishiro]

hello and welcome to daily rui kamishiro!!! i’m not explaining this concept you read the url. daily rui. what more do you want from us.

tags:

daily rui ☆

not daily rui ☆

doodle posting ☆

official stuff posting ☆

plushie posting ☆

other posting ☆

here are our mods!!

mod rui 🎈

~ hi hello!! (hiding all my rui merch and all my posts on my main) i’m very normal about rui kamishiro!! i prommy!!!

~ i use he/it pronouns mainly

~ i’m a very very big aroace rui (and aroace wxs fan)

~ i’ll be signing off with the tag mod 🎈 for my posts, and just 🎈 in the posts themselves

~ i don’t know what else i add here. this loser friend loving purple idiot is my everything

Mod Nene

Hi hi hello technically multiple mods in a trenchcoat (plural) but let's not talk about that :3

They/them pronouns since we don't feel comfortable specifying which alter is which here and we all have different genders

There's a decent chance you'll recognize us if you know us from main but thats fine :3

Gonna sign off with mod 🎮 in tags and 🎮 in the posts themselves. Yes we're copying Rui here dw about it

Uhhh we like the silly clown man who makes robots. Intro done 👍

Mod Tsukasa 🌟

- I very much enjoy the silly purple fella

- she/her pronouns :3

- Very self-indulgent hcs about the silly around these parts, he's incredible and I love him

- I'll sign off with mod 🌟 in the tags and 🌟 on posts because consistency

- Hehe Rui

mod saki :3

• hihi!! how do you do an intro please help

• they/them, if you feel a little silly u can use star neos but no pressure :D

• will be signing off as mod 🎹 in the tags and just 🎹 in the posts

• Normal™️ about the he. other favs include the Tenma siblings and the rest of wxs!

• everyone else has a 5th dot but idk what to put here uhhh i've been told i act like the mizuki to my friends ruis so take that as u will >:3

☄ i already draw ruikasa daily so im basically prepared for this

mod honami 🥁

☄ i use he/him, will sign off with 🥁

☄ very self indulgent rui design i hope yall dont mind

☄ thats it really im just an aroace honaruikasa oshi (not ship) (except for ruikasa therye a qpr in my heart) ok bye bye

mod Emu 🍬

★ I use they/them and sign off with 🍬 or mod 🍬

★ I have no idea what I'm doing half the time but I'm trying my best nonetheless. Please be considered of this.

★ absolutely hate the purple lad. I have no idea why I'm here. /j

★ I will actively showcase this behaviour by creating many different types of posts about him.

[barbatoskisser]

Happy american thanksgiving everyone

Ill go first from my pov

Im thankful for cheeseburgers and smth ultimately basic but true: my friends. Gwbiubely my friends are some of the greatest people in the world and i adore them. I wish i had the ability to doodle us all hanging out from scratch and it not look like a weird blob with limbs from my pov but i dont so i'll find a 4 person friend base image later and rb with it

Of course my friend group isnt just 4 people their essentially 5 main online peoples, including myself (on discord anyway. Archaic isnr on here all that much. And he sort of doesmt count. Ill explain in a sec, but i'll still add him to the post)

@gunterdon

@definesanity

@archaicanathema

@infer8

And myself. Or i could cheat and say @mx-kamisato

Okay so here's the whole mess with archie.

He soley to me technically doesnt count because me and him are boyfriends

...whydoesthatfeelsogiddytosayijustgotafloatyfeeling-

Ahem! Anyway

Yes we're boyfriends.

And its great hes a wonderful lad

I wish i could label all the things i love about this man but then we'll be here all day. I'll simplify it and say that he's incredibly funny (me and him share a sense of humor, thank fuck), he's always extremely kind, when he talks about his favorite things it always brings me so much joy because its just so fun to listen to, i love watching him play warframe even if i cant play it myself, i adore seeing him interact in our friend group and have fun. He brings me a lot of happiness everyday. Its not a "oh rarely i get a high from dating someone" its...every day. Every single day he makes me so thankful and happy he asked me out. He's wonderful and I couldn't ask for soneone better to be my boyfriend.

Okay thats enough being sappy from me!

Yeah i'm thabkfully to venti too but hes not counting since this is a post about /actual friends/ not fictional chars who i (half?) jokingly my husband.

Ahem. So yeah! I'm thankful to those people! Huge shoutout to them! The sillies who are in my life everyday.

Also shoutout to my mutuals in a more general sense!

@unkownknowledge , @pale-value , @avenrose , mf halve person i forgot their user. They liked and rbed s lot of my posts awhile back and j got excjted about them. I may have forgotten their user but i remember you!!

And the rest of the 20 people im mutuals with. My mutual list aint small but its too big for me to remember everyone.

Special shoutput to bones tho. Best comrade. No one forgets @nicebonescomrades i love them. Idk jf theyre pronouns are still she/her but yed. THEM

I hope they come on again someday soon. 100% thanks for existing and being my friend as long as gunter and ryuusei who have been my longest stanring friends on tumblr - actually, no, their just the most iconic. The longest standing froend on tumblr is wisti (if we count her) or artem! I met artem back on my old account and when they still were a big account under thinknoodled i think. They wrote a lot of sagau and when i still was scared shitless of them. Ah, the good old days.

Dont get me wrong they are still terrifying but in a they'd probably bite my ankles off way.

So glad i met everyone here and you all such great, wonderful people. Thank you so much for being in my life. And for the picture i promised, i'll be drawing the main 4 of agar. Soley because i dont knoe how i'd doodle infer. They're great too but i dont know if i would doodle more of their irl self or try to draw their scaley persona thing. Maybe their avatar??? I have no idea. The others i have a general idea.

Alright bye i'll see you guys later. I spent 30 minutes writing this post. Sigh.

[justalilpearlie]

I don't ship majormoon or hell even see pearl as trans, but I don't get the hate for trans man pearl x cis gay scott when I've seen ppl do this to other characters in the mcyt fandom even in the traffic life series and everyone loves it.

I think it's because it's a canon gay character and they think you making pearl trans as an "excuse to ship them" even if that was the case, which I think is not, you are still respecting Scott boundaries of not shipping him with women, idk it's just confusing how ppl are fine with it until you bring Scott into the mix.

Also we need more gay/straight ppl shipped with trans characters canon or not

Sorry I saw you get hate on that on the Scott shipping bracket, and as a trans person myself it felt really disrespectful

thank you so much anon yes exactly this 🙏🙏

All the labels I give Pearl are my labels too which is what bugs me the most about this

And I have a high school au thingy where I made her go like.

lesbian -> (straight?) trans man -> bisexual trans man -> gay trans man -> gay bigender -> bisexual? bigender -> what the fuck is going on man aaaaa labels are so hard -> gendervoid verinix and queer!! (But its easier to say ftm/bigender mlm. Still could like women but its so not often that prefers to call himself a gay man 98% of the time)

And guess what? THATS BEEN MORE OR LESS MY QUEER HISTORY SINCE I STARTED QUESTIONING MY IDENTITY!! ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I HAD A GENDERFLUID ERA BETWEEN CIS LESBIAN AND BI TRANS MAN-

My main reason to ship majormoon was because LL scott reminded me of my current partner

I still am not that big of a fan of DL majormoon cause. On the opposite end of the spectrum. DL scott reminds me of a shitty ex of mine.

But either way ofc I cant ignore it cause its a big part of their story! But thats why I tend to focus on spreading positivity about the ship in all its other aspects

If other people get to have fun, project, have headcanons and etc. Why cant I?

Cause I dont give Pearl short hair? Cause i dont change anything abt her design? Cause he still uses she pronouns? He/She slash She/He users also have the She there for a reason.

I dont change anything abt Pearl's design myself and let him present femenine/androgynous and keep the long hair in most of my art is. BECAUSE AGAIN THATS ME!!

I personally dont have body disphoria *most* of the time. I have social disphoria yes. I wanna be treated as a man and I dont want anyone I didn't explicitly allow to to she/her me cause yes Im bigender but i mostly feel like a man. But I have *zero* plans to medically transition.

I love how I look, I love how I dress, I love wearing make up and I love how my voice sounds. I dont personally fw long hair cause that *does* make sme disphoric, but for Pearl I think it fits her. I think he deserves to keep his hair long for as long as she decides to do so.

In general. Let people have their trans headcanons and ship them with whoever they want

a straight cis person dating a straight trans person doesnt make them a gay couple.

a gay/queer cis person dating a gay/queer trans person doesnt make them a straight couple.

Trans men dont owe you masculinity.

Trans women dont owe you femininity.

Nonbinary people dont owe you androgyny.

Transmasc =/= trans man

Transfem =/= trans woman

Pronouns =/= gender

I thought we all mostly knew this but just in case a little reminder

[bruhhhh-huhhhhh]

Hello friend! Heres my info for the matchup exchange :D! I’d prefer a male killer from DBD, but honestly, if a survivor matches more with me thats cool too! (I’m a massive wesker simp but disregard this if he doesn’t match well with me, I promise I’m fine with it :D!!)

I use any pronouns :) I'm 5’6, I have very fair skin (i can't wear most concealer because im too pale :,) I have beauty marks that can be seen on my entire body, I have a slightly curly, blonde wolfcut, and light blue eyes. I have an hourglass shape, I am a little chubby though and have thicker thighs and uh... chest. I'm normally pretty careful.. but I do have a few scars on my knees from times I've tripped :,)) I'm proud of it all though!

Personality wise, l'm pretty dependent on other people's moods, if they're calm, I am too. Sad? Same here.. Besides that l'm usually very quiet and observant, preferring to watch the conversation rather than join in, ya know? l’ll only step in if someone asks my opinion or its something i'm super interested in/have lots of knowledge about. Seriously, I'll rant for hours to my s/o about my interests. I tend to be hyperactive and affectionate around people I care about though (especially my s/o), I absolutely will cuddle up next to them at any given moment, no questions asked. (I also will endlessly flirt with my partner if im feeling like an absolute gremlin-) I also love to playfully tease my partner, I will actually tackle them istg- l'm super caring and loyal too, so l'll make sure they know how appreciative I am of them with compliments and little gifts (random things I found that I thought they’d like- I’m like a crow-)!

I have bad anxiety which constantly makes me overthink things and fear that my partner is only with me out of pity.. Which only leads me to being jealous of others around my s/o. Haha clingy much ? :,))

Anyways, my hobbies include photography, knitting/sewing, playing video games, writing, listening to music, and fashion design!

Love language: Physical touch, gift giving, quality time.

Thank you so much and please take your time on this! Happy holidays :DD !

omg yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Anyways, I match you with...

Albert Wesker!

Please you two are a match made in... the entity's realm. I guess

Don't worry about the concealer, he'll have the entity make some especially for you. He doesn't care what it takes. All 4 kills every trail for the next ten trials? They're dead. A blood sacrifice? Already done. Albert doesn't really care if you wear it or not. You're still as beautiful to him either way, but if it makes you happy, he'll do anything to get it for you

This man will hug, squeeze, kiss, or even bite your curves every chance he can get. You can't blame him though! You're just so...squishy, and he loves it.

He's almost always calm, so you will be too. Seriously, this man needs to learn to express his feelings more often.

Pretty much the only time Wesker isn't calm is after an especially difficult trail. You get one of two versions of him. He's either very VERY angry, to the point where he'll excuse himself to go let put some of said anger, or he gets really affectionate. You won't be getting up for a while.

Please rant to him about anything you want. He loves it so much, even if it looks like he doesn't. It makes Wesker content to see you so excited.

He's never content

Flirt with him, I dare you. He'll flirt back so hard. It'd be funny to watch you guys go back and forth, trying to fluster the other

Albert almost always wins

He will keep each and every gift that you give him in his drawer at RPD. The entity makes it to where the drawer that he keeps them in is much bigger than it looks.

Don't worry about being jealous, Albert literally never interacts with others. He only does if either you or the entity makes him.

Please make him socialize, he needs it sometimes

Make him a new outfit and he'll love it. He may not wear it in trials, but he'll wear it when no one other than you can see it. He has an image to uphold, just not around you

If you're a survivor, Wesker will still chase you around in the trails. He won't hurt you, heavens no! He'll just get your adrenaline going

He'll also make it VERY clear to all the other survivors and killers that you aren't to be touched.

One time, Ace scoffed at you and said some...unsavory things. When you finally told Wesker about it, he made sure that Ace had a very interesting trail. He did some things that even the entity couldn't stop.

His head was delivered to the campfire on a stick :)

Anytime any of the killers even look at you for too long, let alone sacrifice you, they get an earful from Albert. And maybe a sock to the jaw if they argue back-

If you're a fellow killer, he'll sit there and let you vent about survivors being dicks and anything else you want to vent about

All in all, he enjoys your presence very much and will let you do anything you want

Treat him well :D

[cemetarial]

READ THE DNI PLEASE! ^

hi yes my name is explodingclowns (not irl ofc but im not putting my name here!!) and i use he/him pronouns (usernames: explodingclowns -> mismatchedvertebrae -> flamingravens)

im auDHD, and physically disabled (ehlers danlos syndrome), my special interest is slenderverse content

edit: um. should probably add that im dyslexic. like. i know alot of my posts are spelled pretty well, but thats willpower and autocorrect. i actually cannot spell worth a shit and most words get spelled wrong 4 times before i get it right. so. yeah

hyperfixations include but are not limited to: homestuck, gravity falls, adventure time, fnaf, steven universe, nimona, everymanhybrid, marble hornets, invader zim, and whatever else i forgot about

uhhhh. i like bugs n cats. oh and ferrets, ferrets are cool. i might forget i have tumblr sometimes so mb if i cease to exist sometimes?

add on less than a day later: i am a punk anarchist! i actively talk about hating capitalism! i also generally hate america because of its terribleness, and if you do not like me posting about it, please do not interact

also, i have a very loose idea of gender and the only reason i consider myself a man is because i need it for legal reasons

other than that my gender is basically just a bunch of ideas thrown together into a big ball of gender. sometimes my gender is an animal, sometimes nothing, sometimes its dave strider from homestuck. its random!!

[69ywivez]

KARKAT REDOES HIS USER INFO THING LOL

HAI PARTY PEOPLE, MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTRAS ( VANTAS IS ALSO CORRECT ).

YOU CAN CALL ME OTHER STUFF IF YOU WANT AND YOU ASK FIRST + I HAVE A FEW PEN NAMES (CANDYGROOVE / LYRICALKARKAT FOR MUSIC STUFF, LIVINGMACHINATIONS / KKV BECAUSE OF MY SITE. )

IMPORTANT STUFF:

"I MADE THIS POST" TAG IS #vantras bulletin board

I HAVE A MATESPRITE WHO I ADORE AND I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW OR ELSE!!!! OR ELSE !!!!! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU WRONGED US SO.

RAPIDFIRE: 8 SWEEPS OLD, HE/HIM PRONOUNS, WHAT THE HELL ELSE? IDK I FORGOR.

I'M A JACK OF ALL TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE (ARTIST, WRITER, LYRICIST, ARCHIVIST [OF MUSIC MAINLY], I TRY TO CODE AND SEW TOO. PROBABLY SOME OTHER STUFF TOO THAT I'VE MANAGED TO FORGET)

I'M A ""FICTIVE"" WHICH YOU PROBABLY COULD GUESS BUT I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED THAT (YOU COULD PROBABLY GUESS THAT TOO)

I DONT LIKE FANDOM AND I DON'T LIKE HOMESTUCK AND YET I'M IN BOTH. LOL!!!!!!! I LIKE BEING ON THE BROADWAYSTUCK STAFF THOUGH THAT IS :D!!!! AND IN FACT POGGERS ASK ME ABOUT BROADWAYSTUCK

AS OF AUGUST 21 2023 I HAVE 18.6 DAYS WORTH OF MUSIC ON MY 2008 IBOOK THAT I STILL USE DAILY. YES I'M INSANE,

..IM A MAN IN THE ALTERNIAN SENSE. I'M ALSO GAY IN THE HUMAN SENSE. WIN

BOUNDARIES:

OTHER KARKATS ARE OK, JUST HAVE ANOTHER NAME I CAN CALL YOU

TONE TAGS PLEASE, I CAN BE DENSE.

PLEASE DONT QUIRK MIMIC UNLESS I'VE PERSONALLY TOLD YOU THATS OK

I DON’T CONSIDER THE BODY “ME”, EVEN THOUGH I DO REFER TO IT AS SUCH SOMETIMES OUT OF HABIT

I MIGHT DECORATE THIS LATER

[you-are-watching-markipliertv]

ALRIGHT FRIENDS IM ONLY ON ANON CAUSE IM NOT ON MY ACTUAL ACCOUNT RN, IM HERE TO SCREAM ABOUT MY COLLECTION OF HEADCANONS FOR THE BOYS (YES HI ITS ARMEL IM FEELING THINGS ABOUT MY GUYS)

Host, this one's just obvious on who i am, BiAce Transmasc, probably somewhere closer to nobinary than trans male, but mans ain't lookin at THAT right now alright akdlfjasdkj (he/him mostly, but also uses ae/aer pronouns) Dark is genderfluid and pan, really just looked at gender/sexuality and went 'yeah all of it, all for me.' and y'know what ! love that for them ! (any pronouns, though usually based on what gender they currently are presenting as, though they is always a safe choice if you aren't sure) Anti is the EXACT opposite of Dark, bitch said No to gender, there is None in this bitch, agender, fucking ??? for sexuality, mans is a vibe, he don't know what's going on in there, but it's Something for sure. (he/him, but doesn't ? Actually care ? you could use any pronouns and he'd go 'yeah sure', just uses he/him mainly cause that's what everyone used for him. does have a fondness for glitch neos though) Bim ! is a fucking bisexual king and NO ONE can tell me otherwise, take ONE LOOK at him and tell me he's not, though he has a general preference for men. Mans is actually cis, but in the most gender nonconforming way a man could be cis, mans explored his gender and unlocked cis+ (he/him, though would accept they/them)

ADDS THE JIMS !!! BECAUSE WHY NOT IM HERE ALREADY CJ is cis aroace ! Mans said No. No thank you, I'm just here to be a camera man ! and that's a fuckin vibe (doesn't care about pronouns, so technically any, but usually he/him, same vibe as anti, people used those pronouns and CJ went 'yeah okay') RJ is agender aroace, mans went NOPE no thank, i'm good, I don't need ANY of that shit, I'm a reporter and I raise ducks thats IT (They/Them pronouns only, currently, but they are peaking into neopronouns and being like hm...... debating....)

ANYWAYS HI I LOVE YOU RUNS OFF INTO THE NIGHT

Aww! I love you too! /plat (I know who this is so gkdbsmsbdbdrn)

Everything here is Extremely valid 💟💟💟

[pomegranatecookiez]

Dark choco cookie?? 🍓🗡️🍫

why are both the characters ive gotten for this emos

sexuality headcanon: bisexual. nothing of note to say i just think hes bisexual

gender headcanon: as a cookie run Fandom Elder (/nsrs) i remember ye olden times when dark choco was only ever referred to with they/them pronouns and im always gonna be a little mad that they retconned it in the guild update but nonbinary dark choco will always live on in my heart. im a they/he dark choco truther

a ship i have with said character: i saw avodark back in 2018-2019 and thought "wow. thats epic" and for some reason thats been my favorite dark choco ship ever since. shes their silly rabbit. darkwolf also goes pretty hard though

a BROTP i have with said character: under better circumstances i definitely think him and brute could have been buds (see: the cookies of darkness crunchy dreams thing). same probably goes for him and red velvet

a NOTP i have with said character: darkpom. should be obvious why

a random headcanon: hes an ocd/intrusive thoughts haver because hes just like me fr fr

general opinion over said character: i used to think they were mid as fuck before the dark cacao update (it seemed like their entire arc was just "oh man i got possessed by an evil blood sword and now im evil. fuck me i guess" and i thought it was boring as hell) but after chapter 14 sorta retconned it so the sword just compels them to act on their worst impulses instead of straight up possessing them theyre a lot more interesting to me now. theyre still somewhere in the middle of my dark cookies ranking but theyre chill. i hope theyre having fun in the woods

[sapphictigress]

Episode i forgot because its been a month

I was listening to teh cut animo & welles album while playing modded MC and my friend @cloudystrwbrry called me gay so i then decided to play some MCSM before i have to go to work

Im love you petra, i will willingly race you anytime

I love the DLC but surprisingly i think this episode is my least favorite?? idk maybe because its something infront of episode 7 which is my ABSOLUTE favorite episode of the DLC

also if thats episode 7 does that mean im playing episode 6? i didnt look at the number and yet i know the Redstone computer one is episode 7.....

I was accidentally nice to torquedawg u-u

"you've got.... a boyyss name......" farewell only youtuber i know not of

Okay but i do think it wouldve been fun if the Host was a Youtuber, wouldve made it very not obvious who the antagonist is because there is only ONE non youtuber a part of the cast

'MMm yes delicious im poisened now i huffed that arrow a little too good' thanks Ivor

The suspicious wink Jesse gives to sparkle pants like damn

When ever Petra speaks im just like Hello Ashley Johnson how are you doing today

also like, The host say the crew running via the window, how did they have time to make the portraits?????????????????????

I do feel bad for lucas this man just gets picked on for no reason

I love the dangangobnronpa portraits though lmao

If we stick together, the killer cant leave to kill somebody without it being obvious who to wittle down! just like- AMONG US (ive been watching Alpharad's mongy monday streams lately so i got the mogus on the brain)

These guys aint slick on private conversations *yelling* LIZZIE PSSSST LIZZIE

"Oh, was I" (upset about inventory poking) She said it so suspiciously like goddamn girl. The voice directing is actually so good for these lines she sounds so caught in her actions rn

WAIT IS THIS GAME WHERE I GOT CALLING SOMEONE PRICKLY FROM (subconsciously) BECAUSE I HAVE A RUDE COWORKER WHO GETS COMPLAINTS ALL THE TIME AND I may or may not have called them prickly to a customer..... this was like 2 months after knowing said coworker. Im much quieter about said opinions to customers now, mostly just apologize for it because nothing is ever going to change uwu (I do not want to work there anymore)

Im just over here gossiping with my friends about these strangers i met 5 minutes ago

Okay but 4 random strangers show up, your 'prickly' friend is dead and 3 of them gossip in a corner while one goes to each clique and asks questions?????? y'all just let this happen?????

Jesse: YO IT OPENS PORTALS!! i mean, just a lucky guess! Jesse you buffoon

Okay but Dan being bored and UBER CURIOUS about the button is hilarious tho

also gendered sentences are soooo stupid it just keeps your brain thinking about a mystery man but like,,, if you use they them for a person you know nothing about WOW your options get so much bigger! and also i feel like it kind of creates a twist where the cast is using he/him pronouns for a masked killer but BUM BUM the killer was a GIRL ALL ALONG!!! idk just seems cheep to me

also again letting Jesse / people from Jesse's crew mess with the crime scene??? like,, Let at least ONE person from the other group in there as a buffer! but i guess thats too logical for a story now isnt it

AND THEN IVOR AND PETRA NOT LETTING ANYONE IN LIKE GUYS IT MAKES Y'ALL LOOK SUSSY AS HELL

Also petra my beloved rushing into the room :333 (about 1 whole minute too late but you know she's doing her best)

Love how Cassie banked on someone having ADHD or just didnt plan to kill anyone yet

ACAB includes Jesse (Like DUDE you're making me mad >:|)

ACAB INCLUDES JESSE

Jesse youre being a bitch

PETRA IM JUST INTERROGATING THE MAN YOU DONT HAVE TO ROUGH HOUSE HIM WHADDA HELL

who let cassie out of their sight

who's working security in this bitch? cause Petra's hanging with me for the interrogation

(also how do i insure Lizzie stays alive? no offense to Dan im just a misandrist /s)

not me cheating and looking it up and realizing she might be doomed already... we'll see

okay but i do like the gag how every scene dan has a new hair color

I hate directional arrows... just dies because i was hitting up because it was forward but technically the arrow was pointing down, my brain cant function with stuff like that :((((

Ivor: I'll watch over lukas *Smacks his ass*

I love her your honor

I like i absolutely love all the small things about petra love knowing she whittles

-Work intermission-

-the next day- (I did in fact look that this is indeed Episode 6)

Cassie was just mining around the location of the portal after she found it and happened upon like 7 zombie spawners all next to eachother and was like Oh yeah.. Its all coming together >:)

Stampy: What are you doing down here?? Didnt we *Just* say we were going in to find cluess for the white pumpkin?? didnt we say that Petra?

Petra: That looks like a Lair door if i ever saw one That looks like a trap door if i ever saw one

"Its not your fault the spiders got him" OOPSIES I SENT HIMN THERE TO HIS DOOM ON POURPUS

okay but Cassie why do you have so many back up winslows??? not healthy!

Jesse i know youre a pig person but dont be rude

Okay yes actually it makes sense that Cassie isnt a youtuber cause she wasnt from this world but also like, think of the fun of a proper twist!

also damn Cassie got them screenshot abilities

"they're all about portals, thats pretty obsessive" YOU'D BE TOO IF YOU COULDNT FIND SHIT TO GET OUT TOO JESSE

OLD FISH TEXTURE MY BELOVED

I dont love you anymore Petra (/s They could Never make me hate you)

Get Danmganronpad Idiot, thats what you get for not liking cats >:(

Honestly surprised Lizzie did all this research that Cassie apparently couldnt do? like you'd think Cassie would've had her hands on those tomes

Girl you're not mentally well

She was doing ye olde pufferfish to calm her nerves

"its not your fault" Dans death was. oopsies!

Remember when endermites were just purple silverfish? i do now!

the smile makes it everything

Also the sand falling into the mite pit just means that Cassie can escape AND I ACTUALLY REMEMBER THE VERY END OF SEASON 2 WHERE I THINK IF YOU STAY IN TOWN SHE SENDS YOU OMINOUS MAIL LMAO

nvm the sand is gone now

A. Winslow doesnt deserve endermite damnation B. nobody is a master of a cat C. you dont deserve an animal companion if you call yourself a "Master"

MINECRAFT SALMON WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???!

"Advent~ure~" Ivor you silly silly man

[funshinebf]

gender moment venting below idk its kind of long and messy but i was just stream of thoughting about this shit

ive been wondering a bit lately about if i would want to go back on T again in the future. im trying not to worry about crossing that bridge til i get to it, but its just. idk. i sort of feel like if i decide that going back on it isnt right for me, that ive somehow... failed? like. i do not regret going on it! im very happy with my voice deepening, as well as my body hair growth. but i also really struggled with keeping up on my shots, the appointments and bloodwork, as well as the acne and patchy facial hair and how they affected my body image and self esteem. while on one hand, i would Love to have facial hair, i had a really hard time with the awkward phase of it growing in, and i just felt... really, really shitty about my appearence while i was dealing with it. if i could go back on it and instantly have fully formed facial hair and clear skin, i might consider it, but... since thats not possible, i think i'd rather just keep the changes i already got and continue to be off of it.

and like, i know that every trans persons needs and wants in their transition are different, and its okay to not want certain changes, it doesnt make someone less trans. but it just feels like, with how long i was fighting for it, and how desperately i assured everyone around me that it would be good for me... it feels like by stopping it ive just proven them all right. and thats really frustrating for me! because like i said, i dont REGRET doing it, i dont want to get rid of what i did get from it! i just. couldnt handle some of the other effects.

i also feel almost like. it isnt fair to other trans people i know who arent able to start hormones? like, oh, i got on them super easily and now i dont even want them, when other people are still struggling so much and would love to be in my shoes. its so disheartening.

and idk. i know that my reservations about this are most likely just internalized transphobia, but its still.. very upsetting. i dont want anyone to think of me as less of a man, or less valid because of my hesitance to go back on T. and like, i still very much want top surgery, and i have no doubts about my pronouns and expression of my identity. i know who i am, i know what makes me happy, and i know what makes me unhappy! i just wish i didnt have to deal with any of this, pressure i guess? to conform to something that lines up more with a cis persons view of how trans people should be. i dont want to pass as a cis man. i dont think i ever will. i wish how i look didnt affect how people saw my gender, i want to be called 'sir' or 'young man' even when im wearing a full face of makeup and a dress. even when i have long hair and painted nails, even when i walk a certain way or have certain mannerisms or talk a certain way. i dont want any of that to automatically make people assume im a woman, or even use neutral pronouns for me. i just hate having to explain over and over again, that yes i ONLY use he/him, even when i look super feminine or use feminine terms for myself. if i ask someone else not to use feminine terms for me, why is that so hard for some people to understand? it isnt the same as me using it for myself. when i use it for myself its because i know exactly how i mean it and how i view myself when using it. i dont know those things when other people use it. only a select few people that i know for sure view me the way i am are allowed to refer to me that way. this shouldnt be so difficuly to wrap your head around. i know my own intent. i dont know yours. its that fucking simple!

urghhhh, this got a little more ramble-y than i meant it to. whatever. gender beam

[flung-out-of-asgard]

silly personal update on the dude and other heartbreaking things

so, he's back with his girlfriend and that explains a lot of things. which is fine, i like her, she's nice.

anyway, talked to my friends about the thing he told me when i graduated and everyone agrees in two things: i should let go for real now, it's clear he thinks im gonna be here forever and that im gonna forgive him for everything because i have feelings for him. but i shouldn't, i'm better than that, really, and im so done with him treating me like the side plate. one dude even said 'man, youre so dick drought and you havent even seen it' and that hurt as fuck.

then there's the "im upset bcs you didnt let me know you finished your career". everyone agrees he was so mean for throwing that out like if i owed him something, and its so unfair that im worried about what he feels when im right between graduation and my birthday, this is supposed to be my week (and i have amazing friends who've actually cared about it and even took me out to dinner and a disney concert to celebrate).

on the other hand, my friends also told me i should go out more, bcs since the pandemic and the second career i have barely even had time to breathe, and i got super rusty on my social skills, which is lame. i used to be super flirty every time i went out to party, and the truth is i havent felt desired for years now, i miss that, and im not ugly, yk?

on the other hand, yes i do want to go out and have fun, but i also miss feeling loved, and having a meaningful connection with someone. lately ive been having dreams about my ex from california, and that just makes me more sad.

last night i dreamed they came to my city and i introduced them to my friends, we were in line for some concert and we were so happy, i was teaching them spanish and we even talked about what the they/them pronouns would be in my language, that was nice.

im not saying i would like to go back to them, bcs i bet theyre better without me and also i should definitely get over that already, but those kind of dreams do keep me longing for what couldve been or what i would like to feel again.

so yeh, thats the update on the heartbreaking things, i guess.

[the-ink-of-roses]

mutual pining™

— you and dick both love each other, but unfortunately, it's in different forms

note: the reader uses she/her pronouns <3 warning: violence, fighting people, a n g s t not proofread, we die like thomas and martha wayne

yj!dick grayson x reader

request: Can you write (you don't have to btw) a headcanon yj!dick grayson x reader that's sorta like a Marinette and Adrien situation where dick likes reader at school while reader has a crush on Robin at yj — 🦋 —

a/n: hi, guess who's back!!! me, after like. five months? more than five months? but yes, it's been a loooonnng time, hasn't it boys? but yes, i'm back!! and also working on something with the amazing @vitaminsssss <3 also im not too confident about this, but here you gooo <33

*cracks knuckles*

so!

you were the founding member of the team, who fought alongside ( preferred mentor )

and obviously you knew the infamous robin

and the fact that no one really knew that robin's identity

out of pure spite—"if that short gremlin can keep his identity secret, so i can i and you can't stop me"—you decided to keep your identity secret and ( preferred mentor ) agreed

mainly because you wouldn't stop annoying them, but that's not important-

anywho, mr sunglasses here saw you hanging upside down and arguing with your mentor for it and went "holy shit, i think im in love"

wally was so confused

as y/n, however, you were in robin's school, where you knew him as the infamous dick grayson

your drive to keep your identity secret made you act clumsy

i.e. purposefully falling on desks, on people, dropping things, the usual

annd like a knight in shining uniform, there he was!

always, literally always, catching you

it was mainly because aside from babs, you were his only other civilian friend and he didn't want you to suffer from brain damage

but you literally fell for him

on the fateful night

it was a late gotham day and the two of you were chilling in the library and boom, you fell down the stairs.

somehow he caught your hand

this man just almost defied physics and gravity for you

how could you not be in love????

dick on the other hand was like 'oh thank godie! friend has no brain damage!'

babs has cried at least once seeing you two because she's so frustrated

so has wally but thats when you're ( h/n ) and robin

speaking of hero persona

back in the cave its like

robin: *love sick rambling*

you: oh hi my very good friend :)

robin: *screech*

wally: *sob*

artemis: *gets the popcorn*

kaldur: *shares the popcorn*

conner: *confused*

megan: *sympathizing with robin*

zee: *cringes*

it was chaotic

and then, one fateful day

wally, out of all people, finds out your identity

you are worried at first, ofc, but its wally

your friend, teammate and someone you trust, so youre not too worried

but wally just sits down and yells after he figures it out

que you dragging him to barry because you think he hit his head really loud

wally is having an existential crisis

he's seen you practically in love with dick grayson and robin in love with you

and now, as best friend supreme it is his job to make sure you two get together

he drags the rest of the team onto his plan

kaldur is the first to agree because he might combust if he sees robin making heart eyes at you during a briefing one more time

safe to say, nothing works

everything they do, nothing works out!

in wally's eyes

y/n is giving up on her feelings for dick, and h/n is noticing robin more because he offered to help with tasks

and dick has almost accepted the fact that h/n doesn't like robin in a romantic way, but damn, y/n is such a good friend and person! she even covered up for him thrice

*screeeching*

until

it is the day of faith

literally, fate is fighting alongside the team

against a brat man child who is the personification of a chad

klarion

you're chilling as a civilian in the hostage situation

until you get hit trying to cover robin from one of this chad's henchmen blasts

why did you as a civilian?

god knows but you couldn't let robin get hurt

robin sees r e d

anger takes over him in literal sense and he lashes out at all the henchmen there

like. no shit, sent seven to the hospital

wally and conner have to restrain him

like. hold him down

and wally literally tells tornado and fate to take you guys to mount justice

robin is like. "no we can't reveal our identities"

wally has had enough now, especially when it's a magical wound they can't heal there

he goes "bro, that's h/n"

robin: "fr bro?"

wally: "i swear bro"

you're rushed to mount justice then!

wally runs you there because, "cmon you little bitch, do not die on me now. you are this close to living your happily ever after, b i t c h"

black canary, zee, and dr fate rush you to a room to try to heal the wound

you dont wake up for the next week

wally is scared because he just revealed your identity

but ( mentor name ) assures him it was the right thing to do

dick on the other hand is having so many existential crisis, its all crisis and no more existence

"the person i fell in love with, then fell out of love with and then fell in love with are the same people"

he's not feeling the aster, don't worry about him

when you wake up, he's the only one there, because its late at night and he didn't wanna leave you alone

he squeezes you

literally

and goes on this rant about how you shouldn't have jumped in to help him-

and youre like "oh hi dick"

because he's in civies

and you both kind of just go "shit the other person knows now"

because yes, dick knows youre h/n and you know dickie is robin

*screaming*

but it all works out though

somewhat

because you two kiss somewhere after the initial panic had died down

but you don't really talk about that much

its like friends who kiss each other

but its fun!

and it agonizes wally and kaldur

so

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