maiden-esque-archive

[maiden-esque-archive]

MOVING ONCE AGAIN.

Now over at @boy-milf !!

[maiden-esque-archive]

trans bisexuals are sooooo sexy

[maiden-esque-archive]

NO FUCKING TERFS ON MY BLOG NO RADFEMS NO ONE WHO CALLS THEMSELVES “GENDER CRITICAL” NO TRANSMEDS!!!!! YOURE ALL EVIL

[maiden-esque-archive]

[maiden-esque-archive]

Lord help me I’m back on my bullshit

[maiden-esque-archive]

trans people quastion! What did you folks choose for a middle name

[maiden-esque-archive]

just becausw youre a man doesnt mean you cant be a girl

[maiden-esque-archive]

It’s actually very simple: all cartoon characters have Schrödinger’s junk. They exist in a quantum superposition of smooth like a Barbie doll and hung like a horse, and when you collapse the waveform it resolves to whichever option makes the joke land.

[maiden-esque-archive]

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

[maiden-esque-archive]

anyone else plagued by concepts and scenarios

[maiden-esque-archive]

UPDATE I GOT THE ROLE OF CHERYL

HELLO FRIENDS I GOT A CALLBACK FOR THE EVIL DEAD MUSICAL THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON AT MY COLLEGE

I HOPE I GET A PART IN THE SHOW

[maiden-esque-archive]

artists rise

[maiden-esque-archive]

HELLO FRIENDS I GOT A CALLBACK FOR THE EVIL DEAD MUSICAL THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON AT MY COLLEGE

I HOPE I GET A PART IN THE SHOW

[maiden-esque-archive]

hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ 

so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.

[maiden-esque-archive]

P

This website has very quickly grown too big for its britches

You notice the popular girl's parents won't let her swear and the "serious" website got bought by Elon Musk and you all think you're Winners by default. Whoa, how you lord your "kill" and "die" and occasionally decent gender politics. Avast, as you enjoy posting without pedants coming to correct

You think you're so high and mightly above the Facebook Grandmas sharing Meanwhile you can blame any modern problem in society on whatever half-baked, tenatively reasoned nonsense as long as you can claim it traces back to Reagan, Victorian era, or 50s.

Our Politics are nice now that all the porn posting is gone! Sure, and in two weeks when we have another major crisis as some BNHA fan discourse grows into accusations of biowarfare, we'll remember that we're in the Hellsite, and though its peaks be high, its trenches are deep.

(Say what you will about Reddit, they never stopped being embarrassed about the Boston Bomber incident. Here, the memory lasts a week and then the next callout post goes around)

I mean, most of all the other social media do suck, don't get me wrong. But don't forget you're only in a highrise because every other part of Atlantis sunk.

[maiden-esque-archive]

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

[maiden-esque-archive]

reads all your blog posts with transatlantic accents