#yeet💃

[joseopher]

Okay so imagine, Parisa falls after Callum manipulates her cause he has psychosexual issues about Tristan just like in the book but it goes like this:

“No,” sputtered Libby, hysterical. “No, you can’t—what—”

“Why didn’t you stop them?” Nico demanded, rounding on Dalton, who shook his head, numb.

“It hasn’t been an hour,” he said, visibly dumbfounded.

"Why?" Tristan demanded.

Callum turned around dramatically. "i think, at the end of the day, all anyone ever really wants is somebody who will match their freak. So to speak."

i think, at the end of the day, all anyone ever really wants is somebody who will match their freak. So to speak

[digo3d]

Got a few more stories cookin over here and for once I'm actually gunna be able to get a damn good night's sleep everyone cheer for me please /j

[dibbledoodle]

YEETS JAMIL WIP 💃✨

Yellow I’m not completely dead but I have case of my bitch ass hand don’t wanna draw any of my projects lol so I doodle Jamil cuz he’s pretty 💅✨

[miss-kuki-nz]

Lost In Translation, No longer lost

Jey Uso x Polynesian OC/Teina Laree

Final part of my social media AU series, Lost in Translation

📷Pictures are courtesy of Instagram, Pinterest, and Tumblr.

Summary: After weeks and months of teasing their relationship on social media, Teina and Jey FINALLY come clean, and everyone else is no longer left feeling lost in translation.

Author's Note: Writer's block is a B, but I am back with the final chapter of Lost In Translation. Meitaki Ma'ata (Thank you) to those who followed along with Teina and Jey's social media world as well as the likes, comments and reblogs. I appreciate it all!. This is not the end of Jeyna, they will be back soon, so stay tuned!. Btw every username apart from WWE personnels are all fictional.

Warning(s): Very bad photo editing (I'm still learning 😁), Some parts are not proofread.

Translations

Alofa (Love)

Teine (Girl)

Malo (Thank you)

Tinā (Aunty)

Fatu (Heart)

Pronunciations

Alofa (Ah-Lor-Far)

Teine (Tay-Neh)

Malo (Ma-Lor)

Tinā (T-Nah)

Fatu (Far-To)

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Teina and Jey's instagram stories, 6/1/25

2 hours till show time #rawonnetflix

Imma show up and show out tonite #YEET

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Liked by uceyjucey, brie, imkingkota, and 19k others

teinalaree30: Stepping into day 6 of 2025 with my fatu @/uceyjucey ❤#rawonnetflix

hunnihayzel: Awww that second pic is EVERYTHING! xx

jonathanfatu: #noyeet

teinalaree30: @/trinity_fatu come get your man!!

trinity_fatu: Get yo man first! @/teinalaree30

teinalaree30:@/trinity_fatu: Okaay 🙄

mynameisrhon: The squad we never knew we needed ☺. I love y'all @/trinity_fatu, @/teinalaree30, @/uceyjucey, @/jonathanfatu

kirkp: About time y'all confirm you're actually together xx

seangrt: Yaaaaas bitch!!, That's a sexy as couple right there 🔥.

doreenholemann8: It was pretty obvious that you and Jey were together, I mean posting one another on your instas since last year. Couple vibes💃

justjessaye: My new fav couple 🔥. Btw Teina that pink dress is gorgeous on you, slaay sis!! 😍.

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Liked by teinalaree30, jonathanfatu, and 25k others

uceyjucey: We on

realmamazilla: Much alofas to you and your beautiful teine @/uceyjucey ❤. y'alll lookin good!.

teinalaree30: ❤❤

uceyjucey: Malo Tinā!

jimmyandjeyusofanatic: TeiJey is actually real?? Whaaat!!!. I am so here for it! #yeet

shaynee222: She ain't his type tho LOL.

jimmyandjeyusofanatic9: @/shayneesha222 And how would you know? 🙄

shaynee222: The Bloodline have a preference when it comes to women, and Miss Teina Laree ain't that type.

flyfatufly: Well, she's Jey's type, so get over yourself and move along,

@/shaynee222: I'll give it a few weeks or 1 month. 🤣

justjessaye: Haters gon hate^

trinity_fatu: My Keige @/teinalaree30 😘

teinalaree30: Always! @/trinity_fatu 😉

jheafan101: Big Jim's wifey loving on Jey's girly, ahhh I love it!! 😍 @/trinity_fatu, @/teinalaree30

polymaoriboy09: Uso got himself an island girl!

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Tag list: @mytribalnightmare @eringobragh420 @madhatterbri @southerngirl41 @there-goes-thefighter @minteagalaxea

[kyunghwannie]

✨‼️EMERGENCY SPARKLE BLAST ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TWICE FIC CHAOS GREMLIN‼️✨

I FINALLY OPENED A KO-FI!!! WITH STRIPE, BABYYY!!!

Buy Me A Serotonin

💥💳✨🧋💥

That’s right my glitter-coated internet goblins. After spiritually fist-fighting with PayPal, Stripe, and every capitalist-coded payment wall, I have emerged victorious. I now have a Ko-fi page where you can yeet serotonin-infused coinage straight into my soul-hole and help me continue writing unholy TWICE fic chaos like it's my life's only mission 😌

To those of you screeching “UPDATE NOW OR I’LL SOB” while I’m over here face-first in my pillow whispering “I miss Y/N too…” — now iam powering-up my creativity battery with cold hard ONCE energy.

💸 PAYMENT OPTIONS (NO PAYPAL THO 😭):

My country said “PayPal? In THIS economy? Not today bestie.”

(Used to work. Doesn’t anymore. Send thoughts and prayers.)

But! You can still hit me with that sweet donation magic through:

Card 💳

Apple Pay 🍎

Google Pay 🤖

Or whatever other techno-sorcery Stripe provides. You are now free to tip your favorite delulu TWICE simp bard 💃✨

🛠️ COMMISSIONS:

Not open yet! I haven’t set up request panels because I’m still rearranging my emotional filing cabinet and arguing with fonts.

For now it’s DONATION-ONLY, gremlins. Drop a coin, and maybe I’ll drop a 15k word fic where Dahyun ruins Y/N’s sanity with a whisper. 💦

⚠️ PROCEEDS GO TO:

Emotional damage repair

More fuel for the laptop i am gonna buy for writing and gane stuff

Potentially more TWICE headcanons

AND YES, enabling more of Sana calling Y/N “Oppa” while seducing him in the most disrespectfully loving way possible

Now go.

Do what TWICE would want.

Feed your local fic demon.

Make it rain like it’s a Nayeon solo stage.

🧸💕🧎‍♀️ KO-FI IS OPEN. LET THE THIRST BEGIN. 🧎‍♀️💕🧸

[lil-melody-moon]

ALL QUESTIONS

Get yourself a mutual who will see an ask post and dump all questions at you and then you do it to them as well

ANYWAY, LET'S GO

1. Do you have freckles? 

Nope, I don't have them.

2. Do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it? 

I drink both, but I prefer tea over coffee anytime. Usually in a mug, this year I'm using a white mug with a blue bird on it.

3. What was the last song you listened to? 

You've got to hide your love away - The Beatles

Honestly one of my top favourite Beatles song written by John Lennon.

4. Do you sleep on your back, stomach or side? 

Usually right side, sometimes on the left, rarely on my back.

5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? 

Nope, I don't feel the need for it. Plus, when I was little and I slept with stuffed animal I was always yeeting it when I was asleep XD

6. Do you prefer drawing or writing? 

Writing my beloved 💜

No, but seriously. I tried drawing, but it's too stiff. I don't have the freedom of movement with my hand that my two besties have when they're drawing. I feel that freedom with writing. I can build entire aus and just write a one-shot, mini fic or an entire fic about it and even if it takes time and energy, I feel happy when I have tim, can sit in front of my pc and just type in the keyboard, creating verses I had never imagined I will do - my tiny arse could never think that she will create an entire fic for a character played by Keith Moon who she saw at the end of "Tommy" and gushed to mom about him, calling him funny, sweet and asking who it is 😆

7. What’s your ideal number of blankets to sleep with? 

One, one that is long, warm and comfy. I have such a one, it's mainly brown and I love even laying beneath it, or sitting when i wanna feel cozy and watch something at weekends.

8. What’s your favorite band/artist? 

Favourite band - The Who

Favourite artist - Keith Moon

9. When is your birthday? 

22nd of July

10. How tall are you? 

162 cm, I'm a small, chubby girl 💜

11. What color are your eyes? 

Green. I don't like this colour, but eh, if others like it and call them beautiful 🤷‍♀️

12. Who are five (or more) people you want to hug right now? 

Keith, Julie, Laura, Sarah and Julie (times two, yes)

13. Fears? 

Hmmm... My parents dying at some point (I really can't deal with death of someone close to me), me losing my passion for writing, dying before getting old and theoretically if mum died first then I fear that dad would come back to drinking and went back straight to alcoholism.

14. What’s your favorite color? 

Purple and blue, cannot choose 😆

15. What’s your favorite season? 

Hard time choosing between Spring and Autumn, but as much as I like Spring I think I'll go with Autumn. So many colours and when it's sunny outside, still warm, it's so SO nice!

16. Want any tattoos? What of? 

Nope, I don't even like them in the first place.

17. Want any piercings? Where? 

I already have my ears pierced and I'm wearing my grandma's earrings. I'm good with them, don't want any more.

18. Who is the last person you texted? 

Literally the sweetie who sent me this ask!

19. Do you have a best friend? How long have you been friends? 

I have a few!

First would be Dominique, besties since 2015. We've met on Quotev through Yugioh fanfiction. Despite her childish nature and autism, she's a very dear friend to me, wouldn't imagine a life without her 💜

Second is Julie, she's living in a town next to mine. We've met at my first degree that I dropped out of. We had ups and downs due to who i was friends with, but we've fixed everything so much that I'm going with her, her boyfriend and another friend to see Star Wars Episode III at 26th of April 🥳 Will see Grievous, will see Grievous 💃💃💃 Bestie since 2018!

Third is another Julie, bestie from this degree that I'm finishing this year. We've found connection through music and now we're visiting each other almost each weekend to either watch something or play video games. Bestie since 2022!

Fourth is Sarah, we've met on tumblr, had a time where we didn't talk at all, but as it is now, we're literally crying that she's in USA and I'm in Poland sometimes. Technically bestie since 2023!

Sixth is Laura, met her on tumblr, she's such a creative and nice friend, wouldn't have her any other way! Huge thank you for her encouraging me to write more about my self-shippings, cannot thank her enough for it. Bestie since 2024!

And seventh is Ada. I met her on my second degree, but that was a very weird moment in my life and we didn't click too much. Only now, when we started talking again we've became closer. She's a stubborn one, acting like any teacher would - not the bad kind - but I can deal with her, she's great! Bestie since 2024!

20. What/who do you miss? 

My grandma, my grandpa, my dog and Anja.

21. How was your day today? 

So so so far. Period is still running late, although I can feel that it's closer to appearing. I'm lazy and I still have to write a foreword for dissertation because it's due tomorrow. Not an entire, but I would like to write it in its entirety to have it off my head.

22. How much sleep did you get last night? 

4 hours maybe? I couldn't sleep and when I fell asleep, I woke up at 4 in the morning and then wished for it to be 7 already. It was a very bad night - hormones are at it, I can't sleep thanks to them before period or when it's late.

23. Do you believe in aliens? 

Nope

24. When was the last time you cried? Why? 

This weekend. I was finishing watching Chinese drama, they put some heartbreaking shit there.

25. What’s your favorite decade? 

60s for some reason. Music wise and fashion wise too. I would say 70s, but nah, 60s are better.

26. What are some seemingly childish things you like? 

Cartoons, anime, video games, board games, comic books.

27. What’s your favorite book? Or just one you’ve read a few times? 

I don't have a favourite book so I'll go with the one I read a few times. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I read it so many times that I still remember it almost page by page and its a kinda brick of a book.

28. How are you, really? 

Tired, exhausted and DONE. Want to finish university and HOPEFULLY not come back to it ever again 🙏

29. Does it take you a long time to make decisions? 

Depends, but usually no. I depend on my gut feeling mostly and I'm making choices very quickly. Although there are some instances where I have to decide what to take (for example, what album to buy) where I can stand and think for God knows how long. Happened twice:

when I was for the first time at the record store, was thinking which Led Zeppelin album to buy - stupid, I could take fucking 5!

when I was searching for a good compilation album of The Who songs. There were a few in the record store and I was literally comparing all of them, checking how many songs there were, searching if ANY had Bell Boy, how many Quadrophenia songs there were on them, if every song was with Keith on drums. I ended up choosing a compilation where there are some 80s songs with Kenny on drums, but I just don't listen to them, so not a big problem, but this was the longest decision in that record store I had to make

30. What are you looking forward to in the near future? 

I'm looking forward to finding a job in library field. Also to have more time for myself and finally earn money. I'm fed up with being dependant on parents if it comes to money. 31. What are you looking forward to in the distant future? 

To have a family and kids! And to make them a fan of The Who as well 😆

32. If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go? 

To bed, but one where I would feel comfortable laying in.

33. Do you sleep with your door open or closed? 

Doors open, the air flow is better then.

34. What’s your favorite flower? 

Forget-Me-Nots! Small, blue flowers, love them so much!

35. Do you currently have a squish? 

Nope

36. Do you like your middle name? 

Yes, even if I got it just because dad saw that my bed was named like that. Dad is so creative 🤣

37. Do you prefer dogs or cats? 

Dogs all the way, I love how energetic and positive they can be. Literal kids!

38. Do you have any phobias? 

I have an aversion to bugs, but I wouldn't call it a phobia. I think I don't have any.

39. Do you stay up late?

Sometimes, when I don't feel like sleeping yet. I don't have certain hours when I go to sleep. I'm sleepy = I'm going to sleep.

40. Do you like the beach? Do you prefer it sunny or cloudy? 

I was never at the beach, but I saw photos of it when it's sunny and it was beautiful.

41. What’s your favorite cartoon? 

I don't think I have one now.

42. Tag 5 of your favorite blogs

*tags every mutual*

43. Do you have siblings? How many? 

I'm an only child!

44. Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? 

To my mum

45. Is there anyone you would die for? 

Parents and my besties

46. What do you need when you’re sad? 

A good hug. Omg, there was a time in my life where I didn't hug with anybody. Receiving a hug after such a long amount of time literally broke me. Now I get hugs and give hugs often, it's healing ^u^

47. Have you memorized your phone number? 

Yep

48. Who’s someone you can trust with your life? 

My parents, my besties

49. What does your last text say? 

"Hey, but Felix would lay down there with you!" - writing to Julie about a cozy bed she saw and telling her that her dog would lay there with her

50. Wild Card. Any question, ask away. 

THAT will be answered in the next ask!

[princessofmerchants]

House of Flame and Shadow - thus ends my Tumblr break (no spoilers in this post)

I just finished HOFAS (and two of the bonus chaps - B,N,&A, and, E&R - with plans to read the others tonight).

I'm vibrating with everything......

And so, it looks like I will be dusting off my Tumblr to post and yeet and process this book.

I'll tag with BOTH the relevant book and character tags, and the tag "#HOFAS spoilers". And I'll put spoilers under post breaks. I'll also tag with "#post HOFAS discussion" so I can keep track of the insanity that will be the post-HOFAS and pre-ACOTAR5 era. ���🙈💃

LET'S DO THIS

Edited to add: My asks are open for anyone who wants to discuss the book!

[vellatrelle]

Yeets this out cuz I want to move on to something else💃

[eightmakesonebraincell]

loren!!! came back to talk about ateez at coachella becuase i’m ON MY KNEES they looked so good 😭😭😭

you have so many moots now omg the family is expanding!!!!!! don’t forget about me though…

— mafia anon

YEETING MYSELF INTO THE NEXT SOLAR SYSTEM BECAUSE OH MY GOD HELLO IT'S BEEN SO LONG 😍😍😍 honestly trust you to emerge from your cave to holler about coachellateez bc same i am SAT on my chair on my bed on the floor on the grass on san's lap- i mean what huh 🤨 gurl i'm crossing my fingers they perform fri/sat next weekend bc if they perform sun then the time differenc wWAIT I'M LITERALLY REALISING NOW AS I TYPE I HAVE A WEEK OFF NEXT WEEK WHICH MEANS EVEN IF THE TIME DIFFERENCE MEANS THEY LIVE STREAM ON /MY/ MONDAY I WON'T HAVE WORK AND I CAN STILL WATCH IT I AM SCREAMING RAHHHHH THE GODS ARE SMILING DOWN UPON ME 👆👇💃🕺🪩

but my girlie my girlie you have nothing to worry about i was literally thinking about you last night and wondering how you've been doing (ugh i'm like obsessed with you or sth 🙄👎) also the real ones will know that you the og <3

[bansheeoftheforest]

Hello! Congrats on yur break before you have to become a member of society! It's Jar of Dirt but I have now changed the name

If you have any id love to hear your thoughts on epic and if you had any ideas on it. I sadly have no one to talk to about it and it seems talking about a song that talks about 'yeeting babies' is not proper dinner discussion 😔😩🦀

Thank you!!! :D also thank you for telling me about the name change, I was indeed quite confused for a second 💃

SDDSDFDFDF God. Epic has been hitting a good spot for me for quite a while just in general because yeah, sure, it's not a broadway production or 100% bassboosted like my music taste tends to be but some songs are such bangers that I just need to come back to the musical occasionally for them alone. Survive and Remember Me are some of those!

Sadly I'm not necessarily in the fandom aspects of Epic. I know I enjoy the role reverse aus (also called Warrior Penelope aus, i believe?), otherwise I like it as it is. My musical knowledge extends to and ends at "it sounds nice and I like the story, yum for brain <3" 😅✨

[themonotonysyndrome]

Sam Collins is too old for this shit - Part 3 -

*Frederick & Bright Eyes having a cat fight*

Sam: Hey! No fighting! No fighting!

Frederick:

Bright Eyes:

Frederick:🕺Shakira, Shakira🎵

Bright Eyes: 🎵I never really knew that she could dance like this🎵

Frederick: 🎵She makes a man wanna speak Spanish🎵

Frederick & Bright Eyes: 🎤🎶💃*Start singing and dancing*💃🎶🎤

Sam: I fucking give up

-

*When Darling is first introduced*

Darling: I have no friends and no intention of making them

Frederick: So your first mistake was thinking that you have a choice

Bright Eyes: Your second mistake was thinking that you can escape Freddy's hugs

Sam, for once, allows his kids to do whatever they want, lol.

-

Bright Eyes: Yeeted

Frederick: Yote

Bright Eyes: YEETED!

Frederick: YOTE!

Sam, pinching the bridge of his nose: I just wanted to know who threw Vincent out the window!

Vincent, flat on the ground: Thanks for the concern, guys. My broken bones feelin' the love...

[somewhatstacey]

It’s been over four years since I yeeted the uterus and the urge to burst into an ecstatic song and dance number any time a doctor asks me if there’s a chance I could be pregnant still hasn’t waned 💃

[violet-of-the-stars]

you’re a nice guy 👨‍💼! I’ll think 🤔 about it MAY-BEE🐝. X O 🤗💋 baybwee👶! UH OH here we go 🚀🚀🚀! SHENDS HIM KISSES😘😘😘! I didn’t know that I would move in with his Mrs.👰 WHUUT😲! GET A LIFE! You were living with his wife 👱‍♀️like what was I meant to do🤷‍♀️? Oh bitch 💃obviously- BUH HWUH BREASTKILLUH 🔪🙍‍♀️! Yeet ✌️! hehehehehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she DIED 😵. It’s what she deserves 💁‍♀️. this STOOPID princess 👸 bitch 🐕 has been fuckin goin against me since I downloaded this goddamn app 📱. She’s like, “OH yaw here, no PRAWBlem!” eh OO OO 😮OOOoOooOO 😩😩😩😩OOOOoo 😱oOO😱oooo 😱O😱😱OO😱OOO WHAAAAAA🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Oh I was first heh!🥇🏆

How does one even respond to this. I can’t think of a good response. Congrats. You got me stumped.

[pianostarinwonderland]

I am pretty sure u had thoughts to yeet grim in the story 🤡

Anyways listen & watch to this https://youtu.be/uwgpvBFi28E

(little warning: this might give u a little brain damage)

[From here!]

I’m not gonna lie, some time ago, I would have wanted to yeet Grim from the story if only because I liked him less, and whenever I wrote about my very first Twst OC, I never really remembered the kitty until it’s OB time 🤡💃 but my opinion of him has softened significantly over time. Now, he’s a kibby that can do no wrong <33

Also oh my God 🧍 never have I ever imagined someone sending me Enstars of all things BSBSHSHSHJDJDJ AND IT��S THAT ONE VID TOO WITH THE FORTNITE DANCING 😭😭😭😭 my Enstars moots were going crazy in a server when that video was first released and it was everywhere on Twitter. I could never escape it.

[adel-memes]

Adel my beloved/p

3 easy ways to write angst:

1- Summon your depression

2- multiply it by 100

3- Yeet it into the story

My beloved /p

The only problem is that I cope with humor so my depression x 100 is just me kicking it going "this ain't it chief. Let's go watch some night at the museum and play some cookie game 💃💃💃"

So that fic. That one scene. It's gonna be memey and I don't like it smh /hj

[tennatons]

you’re a nice guy 👨‍💼! I’ll think 🤔 about it MAY-BEE🐝. X O 🤗💋 baybwee👶! UH OH here we go 🚀🚀🚀! SHENDS HIM KISSES😘😘😘! I didn’t know that I would move in with his Mrs.👰 WHUUT😲! GET A LIFE! You were living with his wife 👱‍♀️like what was I meant to do🤷‍♀️? Oh bitch 💃obviously- BUH HWUH BREASTKILLUH 🔪🙍‍♀️! Yeet ✌️! hehehehehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she DIED 😵. It’s what she deserves 💁‍♀️. this STOOPID princess 👸 bitch 🐕 has been fuckin goin against me since I downloaded this goddamn app 📱. She’s like, “OH yaw here, no PRAWBlem!” eh OO OO 😮OOOoOooOO 😩😩😩😩OOOOoo 😱oOO😱oooo 😱O😱😱OO😱OOO WHAAAAAA🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Oh I was first heh!🥇🏆