#yeet the baby

[twilidragonrin]

I saw two videos in this style and I spent the entire night making my own. audio from Lucahjin

[undead-knick-knack]

Simply yeet the Eager to Learn Wizard at the Rich Asshole Lord

[silentremains46]

I drew something for Epic: the Musical bc @per-civall asked me to

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

@shredsandpatches i know you said not now but i had to

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Baby and the Bees: Launch

Baby: (sitting on one side of a mattress on the floor)

Yang: Okay, Cub. You ready?

Baby: (squeals and flaps arms)

Yang: Okay! (Falls from her knees onto the other end of the mattress)

Baby: (launches straight into the air and squeals in delight before landing on the mattress)

Yang: (laughing) Was that fun?

Baby: (crawls back to her spot and sits up) Gen! Gen!

Yang: Okay, one more. (Falls onto the mattress)

Blake: (enters room) Yang, have you seen my-

Baby: (launches into the air laughing)

Blake: YANG!!!

[provoiceactor1]

Okay who left this sassy child with father issues here?

Huge thanks has to go to @mtmrem for letting me this comic a dub 😎 been a while since I visited this fandom… sorry 😂

[lava-lamps-forever]

I didn’t find this blog, this blog found me. If I had a child I think I would choose this blog over them. Thank you

Hahaha that's awesome thanks! 💚💙

[egophiliac]

starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.

[forthosewhohaveheart90]

This family keeps Jey stressed.

[mckinlily]

You’re a Gotham teenager playing FMK on your neighbor’s stoop as you do.

“Hmmmm… and marry Red Hood.”

“Red Hood?” says one of your friends. “Doesn’t he kill people?!”

You consider.

“That’s not a deal breaker for me.”

And then, from somewhere above, a distinctive mechanical voice:

“IT FUCKING SHOULD BE!”

You look up. Red Hood is dangling a spitting and hissy Robin over the edge with one hand and gesturing helplessly at you with the other. You stare at him. He stares at you. You don’t know how his face emotes “baffled but concerned for you horror” seeing as it’s covered completely by an expressionless helmet, but it does.

Robin chomps down on Red Hoods fingers.

“FUCKING FUCK!” Red Hood drops Robin over the edge. “DID YOU BITE ME?!”

Robin lands one roof over like a feral cat. He stands up with just as much offended dignity. “I was trained to make use of every tactical advantage,” he states.

Then he waves something small and indistinct from your distance. “Unlike you.” And swings off the roof.

Red Hood roars and chases after him.

There is a moment of distinctly Gotham silence.

“You made the right choice.”

You jump a foot and find Red Robin perched on the railing like some kind of overgrown parrot.

“Hood��s the only one of us who can cook,” explains Red Robin. 

He gives you a single nod—and disappears.

…

Just another day in Gotham.

[eddathegreat]

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas is now trending. I cannot claim credit, but I shall claim vindication of the value of yeeting babies.

Dark Humor

I often find myself unsure of how far to go with a joke. Because it really depends a lot on the context. A joke that will be funny in one context can just be hurtful in the next. So when I'm online, and anything I say can end up in a context it wasn't intended and seem shitty, I tend to reign in my sense of humor that might be the reason I go to hell.

Luckily, fandoms serve as a very specific kind of context, so if I make a joke only people within a fandom will get, and it's an accepted kind of joke within the fandom, I'm good.

Anyways, keep calm and yeet babies everyone.

[jheasscult]

damian after meeting his future brother-in-law:

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

if chaggie had a kid with wings u kno vaggie would be taking her most precious and beloved child up to her fav perch on the hotel ship mast and then chucking that child overboard before it even learned how to walk

"VAGGIE WHAT" "its how everyone learns how to fly, babe" "NO ITS FFFIGGING NOT?!?!?" "i catch her every time its ok" "NOT THE POINT! We are NOT throwing our BABY!" "she likes it tho" "NO!!!" (cue happy baby giggles)

[soonsoonii]

Perimedes & Antinous

same voice actor, same badass vibe：）

[kiirschtein-archive]

toji’s the type of dad to throw his kid full force into a mattress or bouncy house or smth as a minor release of parental frustrations but meanwhile the kid’s like “haha that was so fun do it again daddy!!!” and he’s just like dear god no what have i done leave me alone

gojo would do it too but just KEEP doing it and also be trying to throw and bounce his own lanky ass around until mom’s like “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BEFORE YOU BOTH GET A BRAIN BLEED”