#yee yee ✨asks✨

[bohemianblasphemy]

Please bless us with Butcher massages and hair pulling. 🥹

Yee ask and yee shall receive ✨✨✨

Stumbling through the door, you groaned as your back muscles twinged, pain filling your body. It had been a long day- too long. “Hey Billy…” you called out, hearing his reply to you from across the room.

After placing your items on the counter, you put your hands on your lower back to stretch yourself out. The muscles spasmed and you let out a pained moan, which rang in Billy’s ear.

“You alright there?” He walked over to you, concern plastered on his face.

“Y-yeah my back is just bad from today…” you grunted, trying to keep yourself from moving too much.

“Oh sweetheart…” he tutted, petting your hair gently. Billy looked to you, getting an idea of how to help you.

“Lemme help ya eh?” He asked, looking toward your pained face. “Let’s get ya to the bedroom…”

“Oh, straight to bed huh?” You teased, earning a chuckle from him. “Not like that darlin’… gonna give ya back a rub.” He leaned in closer to your ear.

“But if ya would like, I can always give ya a happy ending…” he smirked, seeing your eyes widen as he pulled back. “Cmon, let’s get ya fixed up.”

Butcher helped you toward the bedroom, lifting up your shirt to have access to your back, unfastening your bra.

“Alright love, lay down on your stomach for me…” you nodded and flopped onto the mattress gently, your back twinging slightly at the change of position.

The weight on the mattress on either side of you shifted as Butcher sat on his knees, straddling your waist. Calloused hands delicately ran over your back, stopping at your shoulders as he lightly pressed his fingers into your flesh- feeling your muscles for all knots and painful spots. He listened for your sounds; every little gasp and soft moan of pain as he worked through your back, gradually getting lower and lower on your spine.

“That feel good love?” He grumbled, his thumbs working through a knot in your lower back as you moaned. “Sso good…” you mumbled, your face buried in the pillows. He smirked, enjoying your sounds.

The cogs in butchers brain started to turn, an idea forming in his head. “ya mind flipping on your back f’me?”

You groaned, turning yourself around. Your chest was bare before him, his pupils had blown up- appearing black with desire at the sight of your flushed face and plush lips.

“Just relax sweet thing…” his large hands roamed along your skin, cupping your breasts and rolling them in his hands. Listening to your pleasured moans, his hands ran down your stomach to the top of your pants. His eyes raked back up to your eyes, seeking silent permission to take them off you.

You pulled your bottom lip between your teeth, nodding softly as you lifted your hips to help him pull your bottoms down your thighs, discarding them to the ground as he took in the sight of you sprawled out on the sheets, clad in just your underwear.

Butcher drank in the sight before bringing his lips to your stomach, kissing down to your hips, nipping at the sensitive skin and making you jolt.

Large hands grabbed at your thighs, spreading them gently as Billy kissed you over your underwear- his tongue snaking along you so teasingly.

Your whines for him to pull the flimsy material to the side and taste your properly made him chuckle against you, looking up at you with dark eyes.

"im gettin' there love..." his finger looped under your underwear pulling up the elastic and snapping it back against your skin before tracing back down, pulling it to the side- exposing your cunt to his hot breath.

A growl escaped his lips as he saw how wet you were for him, flattening his tongue against you as he tasted you again like many times before. "So fuckin' sweet..." he grumbled, flicking the tip of his tongue along your clit.

Letting out a sigh of relief at the contact, your hands reached toward his head, tugging at his hair as his tongue snaked along your pussy.

"God pull my fuckin' hair... just like that." he almost begged, his tongue moving faster along you.

Grinding your hips along his tongue and pulling his hair where you wanted him, he relished in the control you had on him- groaning at the taste of you.

"Fuck Billy you- you're gonna make me cum..." you said breathlessly, feeling his tongue bury in you, his nose bumping your clit - his fingers gippping onto your trembling thighs as you were at your peak.

Your hips jerked against his mouth as you came- pulling at his hair harder, making him moan. The shivers of pleasure flowed through your body as Billy sat up- His beard glistening with your cum, grinning as he watched your chest rise up and down as you came down from your high.

He grinned, crawling up your body to face you and bring you in for a searing kiss, pulling back once more.

"How's that for a happy ending eh?"

[j0kers-light]

imagine j with a southern bunny! i'm from mississippi and i don't think i sound super southern but i must be because most people down here think i have thick accent 🤣 i think j would either love or hate a southern accent 😂

Hey hi my sweet anon!! 🖤✨

This is the part where I repp the south! TN & GA! LET'S GO SOUTHERN GIRLS!!! 😤

I'm constantly concealing my southern accent at work and I hardly recognize I have one until a friend from the west coast calls me out on it. Y'all just don't know.. I be sounding a hot mess so don't feel discouraged anon! This is for all my southern girls! Yee to the flipping haw.

I think its only fair to separate the two scenarios of him loving or hating your accent. I hope you enjoy love! 🖤✨

Poor Joker. Oftentimes, he doesn't understand what you're saying and finds himself staring at you perplexed.

You would think thick accents wouldn't be an issue for him (after dealing with his crazy ex girlfriend...) but he asks you to repeat yourself multiple times a day much to your annoyance.

Don't get him wrong! He adores his Bunny!!! He just can't quite understand how you shorten some words and exaggerate others. (Ring any bells Joker? 🙄)

Perhaps that's why he hates it so much because its so similar to his own unique speech pattern. He denies that it’s the same.

And don't get him started with how slow you speak as if you have all the time in the world.

Joker is used to the fast jargon of Gotham City (our modern day NY) so he expects quick conversations or at least ones that he can fully comprehend. He feels like he loses IQ points hearing you talk.

Whenever you say things like "over yonder" or "whatchamacallit" he rolls his eyes and demands you speak plainly or not at all. "I am Joker. Quit calling my kettle black and gone get."

What does it even mean?! You and your southern sayings are driving him insane(r)!

He thought you were faking the whole accent thing until you went to visit family and he tagged along.

You have been speaking plainly to Joker because your relatives are practically speaking a different language compared to you.

He wants to turn himself in at Arkham if he has to listen to this southern drawl any longer. It is grating his nerves.

It gets worse the longer you stay home. You forgo all proper grammar and anything goes.

Joker can't stand how you sound so proper while simultaneously butchering the English language. He is happy to drop off his Bunny and get out of dodge.

Although he does miss you after a few days and calls you up asking what your plans are for the day and... well.

"I'm fixin' to go round yonder with Boost n' em then we finna cut up until Ma calls for us or till them Katydids start singin. Just a whole bunch a nuthing. You?"

Where does he begin to translate? His head hurts just thinking about trying. "Nothing Bunny. Just forget it."

He instead came up to the house (wearing his face mask of course) to see you. Your parents swarm him wanting to meet the man who stole their baby's heart although it was obvious they don’t approve of J.

Joker didn't mind his manners and his disgust for your inherited accent was visible the entire time.

You smiled and acted as the neutral party between the opposing sides until the sun started to set and Joker decided to leave.

You and your Mom stood on the veranda, watching Joker drive off. Mom waited until he was out of earshot to give her two cents. "Baby, that boy's cornbread ain't done in the middle, ain't it?"

You spat out your sweet tea. WAS IT THAT OBVIOUS?!

Now! Let's discuss Joker loving your southern accent!

From the moment he heard that alluring southern twang spill from your lips, he’s down bad.

You're every bit the iconic southern belle found in movies. Flirtatious by default and ever the tease, you are perfection to him; like a breath of fresh air.

Joker practically drools knowing that's how you were raised yet you keep that side of yourself a secret in order to blend in up north.

He rarely hears your accent because you go above and beyond to sound like citizens of Gotham City.

Your southern twang only slips through the cracks when you're angry, emotional, stressed, etc.

Joker tries his best to bring it out of you because he’s a shameless simp. Your voice is just too hypnotizing to hide!

Your accent kinda reminds him of his own speech pattern with how you pronounce certain vowels or syllables and speak slowly in order for the audience to appreciate every word or double meanings.

It’s an artform that he admires greatly and he loves when you read to him at night.

Or when he comes home all banged up and he catches your feminine gasp. Your “bless your heart baby! C’mere, I’ll fix ya up.” makes him feel so much better. 😍

Yet there are times in which you catch him by surprise with your flourish of words.

It was his idea to take his Bunny out hiking in the outskirts of Gotham. You grew up in the country and at times, the big city felt stifling.

Joker thought some nature would be good for your mood. He didn’t foresee becoming lost.

When he passed the same grove of flowers for the third time, you groaned in frustration. “Just admit it, J! We’re turned every which way but loose!”

He froze hearing your southern accent make a rare cameo. The power you had over him…

He was happy to hear it, but now was not the time to be smiling. “Uh come again Bunny?”

You stomped in your hiking boots and furiously began fanning yourself. ”There you stand in high cotton, and I’m over here sweatin’ like a sinner in church!”

Joker was so confused, yet completely in awe.

Each wild saying has his grin spreading wider and wider and you knew he didn’t hear a word you said; merely just the sound of them.

“J….” You warning him as he slowly advanced forward.

“Keep talking Sugar. You sound soooooo sweet.”

You rolled your eyes as Joker backed you into a tree and took hold of your hips.

“You hard a hearing is you?” You sigh with each distracting kiss Joker left on your neck, “J.. stop. I smell rain coming. We need to head on back.”

“You can… smell rain?” He asked.

“You can’t?”

[leontheluxuriousone]

Masterpost🌀✨

what up! Names Leonardo but you can call me Leon! Use whatever pronouns ya like!

Let’s just say, I am extremely handsome. And charming! And ofc, overall amazing ✨

Awesome Pfp done by: @echodoesstuff62333

The fam!:

Angie: @mikey-the-mischevious

Egghead: @geniusbuiltblogtm

old man 1: @raph-reign17

hiero!: @riseleon

Other us??

old man 2: @marvelousmichelangelo

“yee paw”: @ninjas-greatest-weapon ( aka future me?)

don tron: @genius-othello

Raphie: @b1g-raph1e

The amigos!:

Apes: @aprilthefiercequeen

Cass w/ the mask : @thecassclan

CJ: @hugzfromcaseyjr

Pax: @pax-man2010

Vincent von vivi: @mikey-rottmnt

Stella: @stella-kessho-reporting-for-duty

usagi (aka bunny boy) @yokai-nerd

Alternative Universe us??

Lee: @captain-ryans-no1-fan-2

Raph: @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues

skyscraper Donnie: @donniepedia-the-encyclopedia

Mike!: @the-party-dude

Casey 3: @goongala-hockey-puck

Karai: @karaiirl

Ronin universe

ronin mikey??: @ronin-mikey

and if anyone sees @bigmama10ffical, & @repo-maniac, don’t bring them to me.

(They’ll beat my ass probably)

(None RP blog: @averagetmntfan)!!

would also like to say that this acc swears, like a lot. So if that triggers u, I suggest u click off.

And the rest of the gang is here!

RULES:

no gross asks. I shouldn’t even have to say this, but meh

(NSFW,TCEST,PROSHIPPERS DNI!!!!!!)

do not send weird things in dms, please.

((OOC Note: ill use “((“ to show I’m ooc!))

[giggly-squiggily]

✨Half-Assed Writing Hiatus ✨

Heyo everyone! Firstly: thank you all so much for participating in the event with me! This year's Candy Hearts were so much fun, and everyone's responses made my day! :D

Onto the announcements!

The Candy Heart Masterlists should be out by this weekend! I need to finesse them a bit and add the remaining prompts in, but that shouldn't take too long. The latest it'll be out is either Saturday or Sunday! <3

As for the months of March and April, I'll be taking what I call a "half assed writing hiatus"; I don't plan on not writing at all; I just won't be posting my usual 3x per week fic schedule. If I do write, fics will be a bit more sporadic than usual and likely posted on the weekends. I'm giving myself some breathing room after all those dabbles kjarkeajrkaejkr

So yee! I think that's about everything? I'm gonna try to answer all the asks I've gotten since the dabbles when I get the chance, until then I wish you all a fantastic day! Drink lots of water, stretch, and know that y'all are absolutely fantastic the way you are :3

Have a Rengoku cause he's a sweetie <3

[differentsublimephantom]

@prisen09 @the-abnormal-anatomy @unchocoflan @shiberamune @friendlyneighborhoodgaycousin

@aiyanawyld @tiptapricot @tillandbed-travelingvlog @bueller-alf @its-a-hare-pom-pom

Tagging all of you because I know you all like bill and ted

A while ago I tagged some of you in a post about a bill and ted chatfic I was writing? Well I’m not done, but here’s a little bit of it

(fair warning, the actual bit of the chatfic I put here is with the historical people because that’s the only part of the fic that’s somewhat finished)

((also don’t question why the historical people all have phones, I don’t know why they have phones, I just wanted to use them as characters because they don’t get enough attention in this fandom lmao))

Here’s what all the characters usernames are for the chatfic btw! Some of the usernames suck but I tried (any suggestions for better ones are appreciated!)

Bill = WyldStallionsRocks_1

Ted = WyldStallionsRocks_2

Rufus = time-travelling-dad

Alex = Non-Bi-babe

Jackie = Futuristic-Blonde

Caleb = 3rdLeader0FtheFUTURE

Napoleon = FeralFrenchM@N

Billy the kid = yee-haw-kid

Socrates = ✨philosophy✨

Sigmund Freud = you-all-need-therapy

Beethoven = ICANTHEARYOU

Joan of arc = NOTnoah’sWife

Genghis khan = violence-is-always-theAnswer

Abraham Lincoln = Founding_Father

(The “plot” of this chapter is based on a Tumblr (?) post I saw reposted on an Emkay Reddit video btw)

TheHistorians (name of their group chat lmao)

yee-haw-kid is online

✨philosophy✨ is online

you-all-need-therapy is online

founding_father:) is online

yee-haw-kid: Socrates!! If you cover someone in paper cuts and throw them in a pool of lemon juice would they die??

✨philosophy✨: …….

founding_father:): Billy are you okay? What kind of question is that?

✨philosophy✨: why for the love of Zeus did you ask me that??????

you-all-need-therapy: This is what happens when Billy gets less than four hours of sleep.

yee-haw-kid: Hey! I got FIVE hours of sleep thank you very much! And I was just curious!!

✨philosophy✨: I don’t think they would die, no.

founding_father:): Why the hell did you answer his question? (Also they would totally die.)

✨philosophy✨: (no they wouldn’t! They’d be in agony, but probably wouldn’t die.)

you-all-need-therapy: Why did this debate start again??

✨philosophy✨: Billy’s sleep deprivation.

violence-is-always-theAnswer is online

violence-is-always-theAnswer: ….. what the heck is going on? Do I want to know…?

✨philosophy✨: You do not.

founding_father: No.

violence-is-always-theAnswer: okay.

violence-is-always-theAnswer is offline

yee-haw-kid: what if you cover their body in salt before throwing them in the lemon juice?!!

✨philosophy✨ has muted yee-haw-kid

✨philosophy✨: it’s for his own good 😌

[beyourownanchor6]

(aprils bday pt 1/2) happy birthday to my wife, the loml, my other half, the eddie to my buck, the yee to my haw 🥹🥰💙😘🧁🥳🫶🏼 @swiftiediaz ily sm babe!! hope your day’s as beautiful as you ✨ mwah 💋

rated: g | words: 6k | read on ao3

summary:

“Do you remember what you said to me that night?”

It was Eddie who tensed then. “I dunno Buck, there were—a lot of things I said to you that night.”

Buck wasn’t feeling brave enough to ask what any of them were.

“I mean before…” before I got struck with lightning and was dangling in the air and my heart stopped beating. “When um, when you were harnessing me up.”

Eddie looked away from Buck then, Buck pushing into his touch.

“I told you to go get ‘em.”

Buck shook his head. “That wasn’t all of it.”

Eddie let out a heavy breath, Buck wondering if he’d somehow struck a nerve for whatever reason.

“Alright cowboy, go get ‘em.”

Buck all but melted into the phrase, his skin tingling with goosebumps once more. Eddie really had a way with words. Because, Evan.

—or—

The cowboy adjacent au

tagging squad below, just lmk if you wanna be added or removed <3

tags: @buddiextarlos @swiftiediaz @mansikkaomenabanaani @confetti-cupcake @xxfiction-is-my-realityxx @howardmisteraprilhan @loveyourownsmiilee @justsmilestuffhappens @swiftiebuckleys @honestlydarkprincess @zainclaw @eddiescowboy @djdangerlove @bifirefighters @mr-and-mr-diaz @blaidddrwg1982 @buddierights @crazyfangirlallert @monsterrae1 @wh0re-behavi0r @panicatthediaz @princessbb @jacksadventuresinwriting @eddiediazisascorpio @stanningsky @screaminghowls @buckaroo118 @angelwiththeblue-box @spotsandsocks @elvensorceress @alyxmastershipper

[courtjesterrr]

RAHHHHHHHHH NEB(BULA) KNIGHT BE UPON YEE

i asked autumn to give me a character and they gave me neb so you guys get neb in shovel knight✨

i WAS gonna draw shovel knight panicking in zero gravity but it was too hard doing perspective and posing and etc (i might add him later and repost if im feeling up to it)

Neb (character) belongs to @mod-autumn - @theautumnaldemon

Shovel Knight (character and game) belongs to Yacht Club Games

Only art belongs to me (@courtjesterrr)

Just Neb w/ out effects under cut

[thetreetopinn]

PINNED POST!

Oh hey, I should make a pinned post. Might be a good idea.

Hi, I'm Smokey.

ABOUT ME

I'm a dragon. I used to write a hell of a lot and I'm trying to get my mojo back. Burnout is a serious ass bitch.

I don't identify as trans offline, but to quote Thought Slime: "I'm not fancy, I'll use whatever pronouns ya got lyin' around."

So, you can use: He/She/Any/All

My favorite pronoun joke, since I live in a particular state, is: "My pronouns are yee/haw."

I do however stan all my trans brothers, sisters, and non-binary siblings. You better respect trans folks or your pronouns are gonna be was/were.

👴👵HOW OLD AM I👵👴

A lotta of folks put "AGE IN BIO OR YOU'RE BLOCKED" or "MINORS DO NOT INTERACT" or something like that.

Here's my answer. I'm an elder millennial.

If that's not good enough, here. I'm older than this:

No, I'm not going to put my actual age in my bio. No, I'm not going to put my birth year in my bio. If "Elder Millennial" or the "I'm older than $Movie" isn't good enough, well, sounds like a 'you' problem. Sorry.

"yOu cOuLd bE lYiNg aBoUt aLl oF tHat!" So could someone who put a number in their bio.

🪄✨🌈POLITICS🌈✨🪄

I live in the United States (for my sins) and I'm a frothing, foaming, shrieking, screaming leftist.

Being an elder millennial that lived through: A) 9/11 (I was in high school at the time) B) 3 consecutive, once-in-a-lifetime, economic disasters (2000's oil price bubble, 2007-2010 subprime mortgage crisis, 2020 stock market crash) C) The pandemic (and seeing people lose their fucking shit and prove that zombie movies are ENTIRELY plausible) D) Just... well... everything that's happened with my country's government at various levels ...You could say I've been radicalized.

So, let's get the obvious political talking points out of the way and watch my follower count shrink a bit!

✊🏿Black Lives Matter✊🏿

🏳️‍⚧️Trans rights are human rights🏳️‍⚧️

🏳️‍🌈Stonewall was a riot🏳️‍🌈

Sex work is real work

Forced birth is a form of torture

Cars suck Give us public transport, walkable cities, & high speed rail

N@zis can fuck right the hell off into a god damned volcano Same with t3rfs, biological essentialists, crypto douchebags, "AI" techbro fucksticks, and libertarians who think age of consent means "mental maturity"

Palestine will be free This doesn't make it okay to be an antisemite Supporting Palestine does not mean "Eradicate the Jews" Protesting antisemitism does not mean protesting Palestine The Israeli State does not equal The Israeli People Hamas does not equal The Palestinian People

Trumpists and MAGA are fascists and white supremacists Same with Qanon Same with all the far right schmucks like the oath keepers, the 3 percenters, the proud boys, the KKK, and other similar groups

Capitalism is just feudalism with extra steps When forced to choose between money and a sustainable world, Capitalists will always choose money and let the rest of us burn Eat the fucking rich

I believe in pursuing the maximum amount of freedom for the maximum number of people

This is, of course, not a complete list.

Heh, I'm sure that'll piss of a LOT of people. And I'm totally down with that. If you're offended by any of this, please, cry some more. And feel free to leave nasty comments or mean asks or whatever. Just lets me know who to block! Thank you for outing yourself!

If you wanna show solidarity with any of this, just reblog with a 🐉or a 🐲. Why a dragon? Because dragons are cool. No I'm not biased.

⭐WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT ON THIS BLOG⭐

I'm probably going to include a broad mix of things. Some of it will be suitable for all audiences, but a lot of it VERY MUCH NOT.

Things I will likely reblog:

Funny memes

Important news/posts/political updates

Wholesome stuff

Plenty of generally queer affirming stuff This includes aro/ace folks, ya'll are valid too

Plenty of explicitly trans affirming stuff

Art that I like (cute)

Art that I like (impressive)

Art that I like (adult/kink related)

Adult/kink related posts in general

Furry stuff I would say "LOTS AND LOTS OF FURRY STUFF" but it feels like Tumblr isn't all that prime a spot for furries, but I stan what I can when I find it

🫷You said adult/kink--is this a PORN blog!?!🫸

Not explicitly, because Tumblr is a coward. I'm old enough to remember when this place used to allow straight up porn. Then the great puritanical purge happened. Still, this blog stans sexytimes and those who create stuff in that vein.

Kinks/fetishes you'll see me reblog (if I find it and I like it):

Vore (Soft, safe, endo, almost exclusively consenting) Various forms that can fall under this, like unbirthing

Pregnancy (fpreg, mpreg, nbpreg, tpreg, it's all good)

Transformation

Gender transformation I honestly don't know if this is the right term for this Someone's sex/gender changing through sciencey or magical means

Big strong dudes/ladies/enbies

Twinkish dudes/ladies/enbies

Size difference

CONSENT. I HAVE A HUGE CONSENSUAL KINK. ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS HOT. NOT EVEN REALLY AS A KINK BUT JUST KNOWING & UNDERSTANDING THAT THE INVOLVED PARTIES ARE INTO WHAT'S HAPPENING IS SUPER FUCKING IMPORTANT.

Other weird things that I can't think to include here

All of this is stuff that I've written smutty stories about in the past (and I'm trying to get back into the swing of writing, again, burnout is a bitch). If you wanna know more about that, feel free to ask about it.

Things I am NOT into and will almost assuredly avoid:

Vore (Hard, cruel, fatal)

Pregnancy, specifically birthing

Non-consensual stuff

Piss, scat, vomit, blood

Omegaverse

Macro/Micro aka Giant/Giantess (nothing wrong with this, it's just not my thing)

Underage characters (minimum age: 18)

"Aged Up" characters that are clearly just an excuse to get around the underage problem (if you slap a pair of tits on a cartoon of an 8 year old girl... you're sexualizing a cartoon child. Fuck you.)

This is, of course, not a complete list.

DNI ACCOUNTS

Minors

Porn bots

Fascists, racists, t3rfs, zionists, ✨CHRISTIANS™✨ (yes there is a difference between christians and ✨CHRISTIANS™✨, and I think you know what I'm talking about)

Crypto assholes

"AI Art" and ChatGPT assholes

This is, of course, not a complete list.

I think that's plenty to put in a pinned post... probably too much, very TL;DR I'm sure. But whatever. If someone complains to me about something that they could have learned by just reading it here, well... it's their own damn fault.

Anyway, be kind and stay weird.

[alelathedragon]

What did Fawful do?

The current state My KB is in, was caused by an event that I put on Youtube and literally no where else because I had yet to make an Ask Blog here on yee ol Tumblr and i liked making stupid silly King Bol Videos

But now that I'm actually Moving the ask blog here too, heres some context!!!

✨Part of the Context is: KB was turned into a Mortal Being by a Magic Anon Ask✨

Also the current characters in this blog that are Askable are: King Boo, the boos in his house, Boolossus, Petey Pirhana, Bowser, Thorn(bandit OC), Kamek, The Koopalings, Mario, Luigi and Fawful (Bowser Jr is on a Conquest mission)

More may be added depending on how events turn out

⚠️

Death! Black and White blood(non colored blood), Violence. Like reaaaally violent, stab stab happens

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Oksy it's high time I ask this now.

Y'all make me wanna learn abt hindu mythology in DEEP

(like my Dory brain only knows bits and pieces,and major events)

So yeah ✨how do I get started ✨

-🦀

If yee gonna suggest books (I mean ofc) plz shorter ver. Batana :')

Okay so first of all, start from the very beginning, the Rig Veda. Very important. And read the scriptures first. Always. And look out for purposeful mistranslations or misrepresentation by reading several versions of the scriptures (yeah it's hard ik).

Also I can suggest you Alfred Hillebrandt's Vedic Mythology (2 vols) and dw for a more concise study of the gods of the pantheon. And dw, he's not the Max Müller kind, and is a true Indologist, cuz I usually fact check his stuff with the scriptures.

And then Devdutt Pattnaik is also good when it comes to explaining Hindu mythology and concepts. So yeah.

If others have more suggestions feel free to help krabby out.

[misc-magic]

Tis I! The ✨"You're doing great sweetie"✨ Fairy✨! You are hereby cursed with hugs and kisses for being amazing! And also glitter. ✨GLITTER✨BE✨UP✨YEE!

✧･ﾟ:*— \( • ω • )

✧･ﾟ :*

✧･ﾟ: * ✧･ﾟ:*✧

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧

ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: *✧

AHHH I've been glitter'd!!! I expect to be finding glitter in the corners of my ask box for the next thousand years lol

Also cursed with hugs and kisses? Can't say I'm complaining about that!

Hee hee, thank you this made me smile!! 💕

[the-kr8tor]

Hello Katy it’s been a while. Not in Sydney but I’m in Queensland. I saw a crocodile 😲 or alligator. What’s the difference I don’t know? I HAVEN’T gone out this week so I’m just reading the stuff you written so far. Your work is always great.

Cowboy Hobie?!?!? Omg both of the request were absolutely delicious. The singer reader au? I’m thinking about that a lot now. After the performance, Hobie is like dying to know who is this owner of this majestic voice. AWHH imagine he kept coming back and back just to see. So cute

Pirate Hobie (mentally screaming) BDAS ISN’T EVEN finished but pirate Hobie is my second favourite (TTN on top) .You’re just so good with characters. I really realllly love pirate Hobie, but that fortune taller? I’m a sucker for that trope (it’s like your in my walls) but that got my mind working so now thinking of the possibilities. Also more chapters? More lore more amazing story and of course more of pirate Hobie <3

ALSO 🔥 ANON IS SO REAL PEELING FRUIT IS SUCH A LOVE LANGUAGE (Asian gang) also being Asian means you had to play a sport and an instrument (fencing and piano/violin for me 😔)

Hope you’re great Katy and make sure you’re taking breaks and drinking plenty of water

- 💗

HI 💗!!!! Missed seeing you here! Hope you're having fun in Australia! (Also I hope the spiders are treating you well) omg queensland! The views must be immaculate ✨ I don't know the difference either lol and I'm too afraid to ask, they're all crocodiles to me 😂

Thank you for reading them!! Also yeess cowboy! Hobie debut!! (He has been running in my mind since then 🤣)

YEES MORE BDAS!! I have so much planned for it and I hope I do the story justice with my writing (I'm slowly chipping away at chap 6 I think this one is a behemoth of a chapter too lol) (hell yeah ttn! Hobie #1️⃣ forever) thank you so much! I do most of the planning of a series making the characters perfectly. I'm a sucker for that trope too! I loved writing the entire scene. (Fun fact: that was the first scene I wrote for that chapter!) (*Knocks* im in your walls pls let me out)

Ah yes the pinnacle of romance 🥰

I'm pretty boring on that part lol I've never learned how to play instruments or master a sport 😔 I wanted to tho, but stuff like that costed too much lmao so I more into drawing (although I lost that skill now 😞) and writing!

Thank you for the kind words, angel!! You take care too and be careful! Have fun in your adventures, Love ya ❤️❤️❤️

[ratcatcher0325]

Hello Alexander not Hamilton & Natalie without the s, how old are the two of you? I’m taking a wild guess and saying that Alexander the Great is in his early to mid thirties, while Natalie is living her best life in her twenties

Cheers,

✨Anon✨

Okay, Alexander, you keep being mean every time I get excited about these double asks… so, I guess I’ll be boring and serious, with a stick up my ass just like you, instead of expressing my joy at getting to respond to something with you.

Your attempt to guilt trip and use reverse psychology on me is useless. However, you’ve caught me in a good mood so, I’ll play along… ahem… Whoopdie doo! Yee haw! Wahooo!!! We got an ask, best buddy! Ol’ pal! Friend o’ mine! Aren’t you just tickled pink??? Cuz, boy, I know I sure am!

I regret saying anything. I liked you better with the stick up your ass… now you’re just freaking me out. And by good mood, you mean you’re not going to be snippy with me for at least another 15 minutes simply because you really liked the meal we just had… I’m learning your secrets, little nightmare, I know how you tick.

I’m going to right this sinking ship by pretending I didn’t hear any of that and turning my attention to this lovely ask before me. Hello there, Anon! You’d like to know our ages? And yes, you are quite correct I am not [redacted name of popular musical phenomenon]. But I do rather like the comparison to the great Macedonian conqueror, that’s much more like it! Natalie, I like this Anon, can we keep them?

Funny you should ask about age, Mr. Smarty Pants here guessed I was like 22 when we first met. Do you remember that? (He’s rolling his eyes and pretending not to listen to me) When you were screaming at me and insulted me by implying I wasn’t even worthy to go to Harvard? Remember that? That was fun. See, Anon, he’s just such a tiny barrel of laughs! Well, anyway, as I corrected him back then, I am currently 28 years old. My birthday’s in May.

Natalie, you’re making me look bad in front of my adoring fans. You’re making me out to be some sort of easily angered scoundrel, when that’s far from the case! You agree with me, don’t you, Anon?

Don’t pull them into this! Ugh, I knew giving you a tumblr account was gonna go straight to your little head…

As to my age, yes! You’re correct, I am in my thirties. I believe if I’ve managed to do my math correctly all these years, I am 32 years old. But I may be off by a year, or two. And even though this was not part of the ask, apparently we are sharing birthday months, so if you must know, I was born in October.

Well, there you have it! Thanks so much for the ask, Anon!

Indeed! Thank you!

Love,

Alexander

And

Natalie

[catholic-saint-tournament]

Saint Luke propaganda!

First off he’s my patron saint so of course I want him to win >:D

He is the patron saint of artists, bookbinders, doctors, and ✨bachelors!✨There’s not a ton of stories about him because he’s very old, but you know “the gospel according to Luke?”That’s him! He may have been a slave, was one of the first people to convert to Christianity, Paul’s “beloved physician,” may have been the only gentile writer of the gospel, and many think he was the first to paint icons such as Mary! (plus he was in jail for a bit) It’s also thought he was a martyr but like I said, old as hell so we’re not sure!

His main symbols are books, brushes, and a winged bull. (Or ox, depends who you ask) He’s a massively important historian cause he literally wrote most of the Bible so yee

We actually have his head and body in different places, plus a rib in his tomb :D

Not sure if we’re allowed to put links but you can learn more about him here:

http://catholicsaints.info/saint-luke-the-evangelist/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_the_Evangelist

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Saint-Luke

https://overviewbible.com/saint-luke/

Vote Luke!

YASSS LUKE YASSS

[dismightyman]

tag game ✨

tagged by: @fornhaus (many kisses 😘)

tea, coffee, or soda?-

Coffee all the way baby

dogs or cats?-

Cats, all day everyday

can you play an instrument?-

I can pop my back on command but otherwise no lol

what's your sun sign?-

 pisces, I had to google it lol 

first song lyrics that pop into your head?-

See the graves as you pass through from our crash back in '02

Not one nick on your finger, you just asked me to hold you

But it made you a stranger and filled you with anger

Now I'm third in the lineup, to your Lord and your savior

(Orange Juice , Noah Kahan)

do you have any tattoos?-

Yee lol

favorite place you've traveled?-

I don’t travel much but I do very much like the Oregon coast, it’s just a lil warmer than my beaches

what's the last movie you watched?

Glass Onion I think????? It’s been a while

you can hang out with one fictional character for an hour - who is it?-

Honestly I would love to have a staring contest with ghost, I know that mother fucker would probably fight me over it but I think I could win

compliment yourself-

The fact that I managed to make to work at all is a little bit of a miracle so I’m gonna give my self a pat on the back for that one

Tagging: I know the mutuals are all gonna go ham on this so I’m just gonna @ my wifesband @appleciderp and my secret side affair @tavtarnish

[sollucets]

wip wednesday (on wednesday! from me!) no one asked for it and i’m delivering!!!!!!

i come bearing two offerings, like last time ✨

i Have actually started on the next chapter of ocean eyes now, mostly thanks to trading thoughts with char, but this excerpt is not from the next one; as penance i will tell you that the next one is sam POV (yee haw!) and involves brunch at irregular hours

here is, instead, some davidivy

💜

“You should come in for a bit,” they say.

This is what he’s actually more used to from them. Ivy doesn’t like to ask for things; whenever they want something, a meeting or a favor or anything else, they just kind of assume it’ll happen in the general direction of whoever’s relevant until they either agree or correct it. David doesn’t know why they do it like that — isn’t rejection the same either way? — but he’s come to expect it.

David does actually have work he needs to get done, which is basically always true. And he hates Ivy’s apartment with a burning passion. Can’t you just say whatever it is now? he almost responds, then thinks of denying them when they’re actually asking him for something and — caves, like he probably wouldn’t for anyone else. “Fine.”

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and then for other audiences (do they exist) a lil tiny bit of my akkayan (which is getting closer to done!! incredible!!!)

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On it is an event flyer for a speaker. It looks like she’s a professor at one of the universities in town, coming to talk about course offerings in humanities and teaching history.

Aye squints at the screen a little, craning his neck. “That’s after school today?”

“Yeah.”

“I think that Nian said he was going to go to that,” Aye says. He finishes out a sentence and closes his journal, carefully latching it shut.

Akk’s grip on his phone falters, and it drops onto his face with a faint smack. “Ow,” he says tonelessly.

Making no attempt whatsoever to stifle his laughter, Aye leans over and plucks Akk’s phone away, revealing his closed eyes and disgruntled expression. “Aww, baby,” he says, puckering his lips. “Need me to kiss it better?”

“I need you to shut up.”

💜

if u wanna play consider this a tag :) i love to see things