#yearsssss literal years

[lightishpurple]

If I'm not careful my warmups will turn into full drawings anyway don't kill the part of you that's cringe kill that part of you that cringes

[selfship flag by angeltailz on Tumblr!]

[gu6chan]

man........ i start thinking about my black butler days and a new rp blog of this one comes calling back to me like the devil

[laeffy]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP MY FAVORITE OREO EVER OF ALL TIME IS COMING BACK

[jinxie-117]

i am overcome with the irrepressible urge to just start vagueposting like crazyyyyyy but i'm so sosososososo mature guys!! i promise!!!! im so FUCKING mature!!!!!!!

[planet4546b]

image id: sora and ventus from kingdom hearts. end id.

ROUND 1A, MATCH 13 OUT OF 16!

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Sora:

Constantly (exaggeration) falling into magical slumber and riku (his friend) always has to go on a quest to save him. The longest occasion was when he slept for a little less than a year while his memories got repaired. He sleeps in a giant lotus thing btw it's pretty cool

Sweet guy. Bby boy.

Ventus:

He broke his own heart (literally) and then took a decade long nap to recover :]

He's managed to fall into deep sleeps on multiple occasions, one of which lasted over a DECADE. Fighting off possession by darkness really takes it out of you, especially when your heart ends up outside your body.

https://www.tumblr.com/yourfavhassleepybitchdisease/669937192094908416/yourfavhassleepybitchdisease-ventus-from?source=share

Falling unconscious for worrying amounts of time is his main coping mechanism

[hoshis-wave]

13 going on 30!yoon jeonghan smau

𝟏𝟑 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝟑𝟎 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ᯓ★

⟢ synopsis: one day you're 19, and the next you wake up as your 29 y/o self. the older version of yourself seems to have it all: the best friends ever, a well-traveled life, and a dream job (@ pledis magazine) with an upcoming interview with a hot-shot director that's set to break the internet. the catch? the interview is with your ex yoon jeonghan (or...your younger self's current boyfriend. this time travel stuff is confusing)! a second life/chance/etc. that's different from your original timeline has now come to you, what will you decide?

⟢ pairing: director!yoon jeonghan x journalist!reader

⟢ tags: f!reader, time travel, 13 going on 30 references/inspo, second chances, exes, angst (a bit)

⟢ series warnings: anxiety/insecurities, cursing, food, alcohol

⟢ status: ongoing

⟢ started: 24.12.02

⟢ a/n: this is my first smau fic as a warning lol! i've been sitting on this idea for a year so i'm going to play around with it. any advice would be appreciated (esp abt tumblr formatting i haven't used this in yearsssss). excited for this journey! attached below is a little moodboard hehe - lala

𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

profiles: [1], [2], [3]

chapters:

0. prologue

1. i think we should be scared

2. literally me and my hg

3. actually pause

4. are you ready to do this

5. how to be good enough

6. heartache on the big screen

7. voices in my head

[hashtagartistlife]

we've finally caught up to 2025!

1. do you know how fuckin CRAZY it is that in the god given year of 2025 when ichiruki has been non-canon for NINE YEARS that we get a fucking SOUL SOCIETY ARC THEME SONG and it's called. it's fucking called. DIE FOR LOVE. the lyrics are literally 'WOULD YOU DIE FOR LOVE?'. IT'S BEEN NINEEEEE YEARSSSSS tfw when the official franchise needs to get over ichiruki because i sure as hell haven't and they are not helping me

2. an actual photo of rukia's kitchen bench the night before valentine's

3. just a good old classic ichiruki sneak kissing at school (done with template)

4-7. idk i just wanted to see these kids with heterochromia. uhhh it's that au where one of your eyes is the colour of your soulmate's

8-9. just some sketching practice with ichiruki

10. my korean twitter mutual wrote a very cute ichiruki zine so I gifted this illustration to her :)

11. i could nawt be bothered to translate this but it's a korean meme

12. i love ichiruki being those two very obnoxious people who sit like this while watching tv and when they get asked if they're dating they have the audacity to say no (they really aren't dating they're just.... like this.... all the time....)

13. quick rukia doodle

14. drew this as a collab with a korean ichiruki artist :D their version is here

15. this was also a gif on twitter but i still can't figure out how to make them look nice on here so it's just a picture for now

[agentoffangirling]

The problem with being an AoS stan and watching What If...? is that you will constantly be staring at your screen in despair

Bc What If...? is a show where quite literally anything can happen. Endless possibilities. X character in x situation doing x. Just fill in the blanks and you have an episode and no one can question it bc it's the MULTIVERSE

And you would think that with a show like this, that they would have some nods to their older TV series. A joke about that one blind lawyer, complaining about how rude that Jones PI was to you. Maybe throw in a Luke Cage wrestling the dragon from Shang-Chi in the background!

Or maybe, best of all, you bring in some AoS. We're not asking for much, how about a FitzSimmons cameo at a party? Or a mention of how a guy with a flaming skull ruined your second cousin's life? Just crumbs, okay, the fandom can feed off those for yearsssss. Like again, anything can happen, so might as well bring in some older content, hmm?

But no. Not only do you not do that, you do everything in your power to avoid it. You would rather bring back an obscure Marvel Comics character no one has talked about in fifty years than give us a TAHITI reference

The plots are staring you right in the face, WHY DO YOU IGNORE THEM

[moonshynecybin]

rosquez same age au….. imagine those two having grown up competing together in all the categories. two prodigies born literally one day apart……. would they murder each other before reaching motogp? how many on track crimes are committed? soooo much fun to ponder and think about imo

at all times during the rest of this post should you realize that marc was like a full FOOT shorter than vale for most of their teen years. please.

the thing is if they’re in the same age group, then they are competing against each other from a pretty young age! which. as we all know. activates vale’s fuck you get mine gene (no hero worship here either for marc ! like they’re both initially charmed i’m sure but they don’t have the cultural context of vale’s icon status to color their dynamic.) so i actually think it’s a weird PEDRENZOOOOO parallel thats at play here where they’re locked in a rivalry for yearsssss and it makes SPLASHYYYY headlines for a long time before they get to the big leagues… it’s the main story of the junior classes…

and because this is rosquez, that rivalry is one side resentment both sides horny, and (because it is rosquez.) they are having teenage situationship drama. this thing is they’re actually TEENAGERS this time so it gets messy FAST. like the emotions are BIG the racing is SLOPPY (marc hasn’t learned even a leedle bit of restraint) and also. they are each other’s first EVERYTHINGGGG. first kiss first redacted first also redacted first heartbreak first guy who can regularly beat the other on track. first person who challenges them. like they’re going crazy they’re playing mind games they are sneaking off with a bottle of wine the night before fp1 and getting handsy…. like they’re on a roof DRUNK looking at the stars and marc says i was born the day after you and they start mythologizing themselves in that way teens do and end up both implying that they literally believe they are each other’s soulmates (never outright stating it). AND THEN they don’t speak for three fucking months because marc overtakes vale in a slightly illegal manner at the race that weekend. teen love. also vale is also so much taller than marc in these years it’s so funny.

and i also think. in the positive sense this would actually fix a lot of their issues… it would make them way more comfortable around each other !! especially after a while. like knowing someone for that long lets in small vulnerabilities and embarrassments and comfort. and in lots of ways i think it would alleviate some of marc’s child prodigy loneliness AND divert a little of the intense media attention vale got… the only person around them who is their age is each other. the only person who thinks about racing like they do is each other. marc helps vale dye his hair and vale visits marc in the hospital when he gets diplopia and says to him. you have to get better. i don’t know how to do this without you here.

[sevenisjinxed]

ahhhh my hyper fixation is no joke, i can literally only focus on whatever im hyper fixating on for monthsssssss, and at times years. my loyalty to the things i like is insane. everything ive liked ive liked for YEARSSSSS 💀 me actually watching and consuming content on one piece for actually half of my life (11 - 12 fucking years!) & i can still sit down & watch the first episode like it’s my first time bahahahaha

[quxyivs]

Hi luv, I'm a literal sucker for angst, toxicity, death scenarios that end up really badly so if you ever have the want to write a jeongin fic with this kind of topic, drop a tag plsss. HAPPY new yearsssss

I LOVE THIS?? Tysm for the req!! Also happy new year!!

WARNING ⚠️ This has lots of gore so please read at your own risk.

Only mine

Obsessed Yandere! Jeongin x Reader

Trigger Warnings! Angst, Yandere Jeongin, Murder, Kidnapping, Blood, reader is oblivious at first, kissing, weapon use (ofc), stalking, Jeongin being a creep, crying, death

Summary: You and Jeongin are best friends. You invite him over to just relax and chill but Jeongin had different plans and confessed his love which when rejected quickly turned sour. (No happy ending.)

A/N- this is a non idol au btw!! Listen to this song for the best experience!!

You and Jeongin had been friends since high school. You two went everywhere together, literally EVERYWHERE. It got so normal to the point that when you two weren’t together everyone was worried. Specifically..they were worried about whoever was with you. Everyone but you knew how possessive he was. He’d never let any guy get even semi close to you and if they did?? He’d beat them up and threaten them. He just couldn’t let anyone hurt his precious best friend!! You were his everything!! He’d be lost without you near him!

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Years had passed and you and Jeongin were now adults and still friends. You were sitting in your room bored and lonely. You opened your messages to text Jeongin.

🦊my precious innie🦊

8:21 : Innie I’m bored… do you wanna come over and hang out??

8:21🦊: Of course. I’m in the neighborhood anyways coincidentally. Be there

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You saw his message and smiled. He always seemed to be there whenever you wanted or needed him. It didn’t even matter where you were, he was always there. A lot of your friends found it creepy. Changbin would always tell you how Jeongin always coincidentally knew your location without you giving it to him. He knew shoe size, pants size hell, even your underwear size. He knew it all but you took it as ‘he’s just a good friend!!’ Oh how oblivious you were.

You opened the door when the doorbell rung. “Hi innie!! Cmon in!!” You smiled as you opened the door wider and let him come inside. He walked with a smile took his shoes off then hugged you. His hands gripped your waist tightly as he smelt your neck.

“You used a different lotion. This isn’t your strawberry pound cake lotion…” His grip tightened as he sniffed you more. “Well a friend brought me a—“ “Who. What friend. Why? What’s wrong with the one I bought you. I thought you liked it? Do you not like it?” He said cutting you off and pulling away looking at your face his grip on your waist tightening.

“Calm down-!! It was Mathew, you know from work? He just wanted to get me a gift cause he saw it was on sale and I wanted it anyways!!” You said with a smile, completely oblivious to the fact that Jeongin now had a new name on his hit list. “Yeah. Sure. Enough about that. What do you wanna do?” He said short and coldly, ignored with the topic of this ‘Mathew’ fella.

“Let’s watch a movie yeah?” You say as you remove his hands and grab some popcorn. You two end up watching some stupid cheesy romance movie but something about the movie gives Jeongin the courage to make a move and shoot his shot.

“Y/n?” He said looking at you, his eyes full of love and affection. “Yeah innie?” You said as you focused on the movie. “..Let’s date.” Once the words left his mouth, the room went silent. Even the movie found the worst time to start buffering. Now the room was filled with an uncomfortable silence. “I-I’m sorry what-?” You said chuckling praying you heard him wrong. “I love you, let’s date.” He said with 100% seriousness as he grabbed your face and turned your gaze towards him.

“Innie I-I’m sorry.. I don’t see you like that..can we just stay friends…?” Those words felt like knives being stabbed in his heart. You didn’t like him..? How?! Why!? He did everything for you!! He was always there!! Jeongin, filled by angry and sadness got up and left. You wanted to run after him but you assumed he most likely wanted space. He got into his car and slammed the door sitting in the driver seat with his hands in his hair.

“NO NO NO!!” He balled his fist up in his hair. “Mathew. That..that fucker!! He’s tainted my darling…that scumbag!! I’m gonna make him pay!! Yeah!! Im gonna kill that mother fucker!! Haha!!!” He laughed loudly as he drove off quickly making his way to his house to began doing his investigation. You, feeling bad and guilty tried to call Jeongin, but he didn’t answer. You decided to push your feelings away and just head to bed..

Jeongin the next morning was quick to follow you to your job. He made his way to the front desk and asked about the whereabouts of Mathew. Once he found his office number Jeongin quickly made his way to Mathew’s office. Jeongin peaked into the window seeing no one inside before breaking into the room and hiding into the small closet.

Mathew came inside the room and sat down at his chair. Jeongin quietly climbed out before taking a knife to Mathew’s neck. “Now listen here.. What the fuck did you to my baby huh?? Tell me fucker.” Jeongin whispered in Mathew’s ear and before he could even respond…

.

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Mathew was quickly documented as missing when no one saw him anywhere, not even at home. You knew Jeongin did something, you couldn’t prove it, but you knew he did it. You blocked him on all social media platforms and didn’t talk to him for days.

You were out shopping for groceries when you felt a bit uneasy. You decided to just go get right in the car. As you’re getting ready to drive off..you feel a cloth put over your mouth and nose and you pass out.

You wake up with your body tied up to a chair. “W-what the fuck!? Where am I!? HELP!! SOMEBODY HELP!!” You screamed out struggling against the rope as you hear footsteps coming closer. Your heart rate spiked from the footsteps. “P-please don’t hurt me!!! I’ll do anything!!” You pleade, tears running down your face as you looked at your feet.

“Oh my precious I could never hurt you!” Jeongin smiled as he grabbed your face and pulled it close to his. “You’re mine!! You’re finally MINE!! Mine!! ONLY MINE!! HAHAHA!!!!” He laughed loudly as he kissed your forehead. “My beautiful love!! I did it all for you!! I killed them all just for you babe!! Now we can be together forever!!” Jeongin said with creepy smile as he kissed you more. You tried to move your head away but nothing worked. You took a good look at Jeongin and you felt sick to your stomach. He was drenched in blood and so was the room you were in. Your face had blood on it from his hands too.

“Why!?.. why did you do this..!! You fucking monster!!! I hate you!!” You screamed out at him still crying from realization that all your friends…were probably now dead..

“I figured you’d say that…” He sighed as he stood up looking down at you before walking over to a table grabbing a gun. “This.. this isn’t how this was supposed to go.. but here’s the thing Y/N..” He walked over in front of you pointing the gun at you. “If I can’t have you, no one can.”

…

BANG.

A/N- I REALLY went in on this one🙏🏾🙏🏾 I hope you guys enjoy it!!

@sophthejohnpork - here you go!!

[hoochiworld]

𝐁𝐈𝐆𝟑 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓. 💭

i rlly like horoscopes and astrology but im not a big nerd abt it. if it comes up in convo bitch i can go on for yearsssss. when most ppl meet me they assume im a leo? i can see exactly why i am one cocky ass bitch & i definitely b lying sometimes but im actually far from it lol. my pluto is actually the only fire sign i have in my chart and i don’t even think that it really counts. some may say it does meh. i feel like these pics match the vibe of me and my traits.

SUN IN CAPRICORN 𖤓

i love being a capricorn. i heard being a capricorn is rare somewhere or maybe the streets were lying but imma run with it. idc. i was born on december 28th which is why im such a cold ass btch. srsly. not for fake. everytime i mention being a capricorn why do ppl start acting funny? what the fuck do that be bout??? nah jk. i know exactly what that be bout bc some capricorns (cough cough u january hoes but ion wanna fight ) be a lil off just a tad bit. but i know exactly what it is bc i b having my evil capricorn ways too! we just can’t help it we’re literally antiheroes. i got the usual capricorn traits, yes im always working, yes i swear i know everything, yes im materialistic as fuck! and yes im a real ass btch 1st and yes im a serial dater.

ASCENDANT IN VIRGO ↑

omg. my whole life virgos have always loved me! i never knew why either, i actually get along really well with earth signs. ( my bestie is a taurus, so is my mom i could go on. ) your rising can be described as the the way people perceive you and your perception of the way the world around you should be. now, if that means people perceive me as a sneaky ass bitch that wants the world to be perfect…i wouldn’t be mad??? idk. cause i can see it yea. makes sense. nods head. someone on here made a post that i see about how virgo rising tend to have cat-like or foxy features. gonna link it when i find it but moral of the story is i see it. personality wise i love all my virgo homegirls and i see the similarities btwn us. i have never personally been on the bad side of a virgo but i’ve seen it. that shit is bad. i be tweaking out like that and this whole time i’ve been thinking it’s my cap sun…but it’s the goddamn virgo…. 😣

side note: the past few years i’ve been noticing that all i’ve been attracting are earth sign men? wtf is that about. i hate it. but i…kinda…likeitalittlebit

MOON IN GEMINI ☾

man i almost put my finger down my throat when i found out i was apart of such a community. air signs are weird to me (except libras, yall r safe. stupid but hot) they throw me to the left idk why but goddamn they are so fcking funnn!!!! insane ppl but very great to party with. i can see that in me i guess. being a gemini moon made sense for me considering that your moon typically controls your mind? whoaaa. nah but fr to me it feels like how i am subconsciously and you can’t tell me it’s not twins in my head!!! sometimes they tell me to do bad things, sometimes they tell me to do good things, sometimes i listen and sometimes i don’t! 🙂‍↕️ on some real shit though, i began to understand and notice my traits here especially with how chatty i am. i love to be the star of the room man it is what it is. but at times i can be a bit two-sided but thats just bc i feel like a sexy emo hoodrat.

VERY HONORABLE MENTIONS

MARS IN PISCES

VENUS AND MERCURY IN CAPRICORN

JUPITER IN CANCER

[lumiereandcogsworth]

OUGH it's adam and belle's anniversary... can you believe they've been in love for HUNDREDS OF YEARS??? that's so insane actually THEIR LOVE IS SO INSANE 💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛

YES TODAY MARKS THEIR 284TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!! LITERALLY BEEN IN LOVE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛

did you know that they make me go crazy go stupid? anyway here’s my anniversary fic for them today :)

[youreyesaremyfavoritecolor]

quick little rant

we're just going to call this girl ratty because we don't name drop here

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okay so like a couple years ago i became friends with my now closest friends, ones a girl and ones a guy k? great.

okay so me and guy became friends by talking about music because we both love music so ofc we're gonna share music recs and at the time he was dating ratty, ratty got all pissy that i hearted one of his messages (him saying he loved a song i recommended) and forced him to block me on snap, SPOTIFY, insta, tiktok, literally everything except text. keep in mind at this time me and girl were essentially dating, i mean holding hands, sleeping on eachothers shoulders you get the gist.

ratty and her friends start talking hella shit about me and girl, calling us sluts, whores, homewreckers, everything under the sun, AGAIN ME AND GIRL WERE BASICALLY DATING AND DID NOT WANT GUY

anyways ratty ends up breaking up our whole friend group, except for me, girl, and guy. time skip to last year, me and girl break up, GUY AND RATTY HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER IN YEARSSSSS and guy and girl get together.

ratty gets all pissy and starts talking shit again, even though none of us have even seen her in years. then she starts making fun of me with all her friends, when again i've done absolutely nothing to her.

FAST FORWARD TO THIS SCHOOL YEAR, SHE GETS THE SAME FUCKING HAIRCUT AS ME??!?!?!?!??! like ik i can't gatekeep bangs but bro i mean the EXACT haircut. plus it would be fine if anyone else did it but her because like we have history. ANYWAYS she still talks shit about us for no reason and none of us even talk to her or her friends so like wtf??

[si11yf0r3st]

being around my family lately is driving me fucking crazy i’ve been saying for YEARS. that our government will collapse SOON. that we need to completely scrap everything to establish better systems, including abolishing prisons and police including the military. my family will start arguments with me just to use the same five “gotcha” points that i’ve heard from literally every person learning about prison and police abolition for the first time instead of actually learning about what the fuck i’m talking about. i’ve BEEN SAYING the root cause of so much shit is white supremacy and that we’re all guilty of it and my family’s always like “white people are always guilty of white supremacy and there is never fixing it and white people are racist permanently and forever!!!1!” and i’ve BEEN SAYING that’s a TERRIBLE MINDSET and allows you to continue PERPETRATING racism. IVE BEEN SAYING the military exploits poor people to create a police force to kill other poor people that may hinder the united states’ economic advancement, and that economic advancement has been the USA’s only goal since its inception - the CIA has staged coups, planted drugs in communities domestically and overseas, i’ve been TELLING THEM for YEARSSSSS AND THEYRE ONLY JUST NOW ACTUALLY LEARNING ABOUT ALL THIS AND FINALLY AGREEING WITH ME

sorry they’ve made me feel like i’m genuinely fuckinf insane and i have been treated like the weird communist uncle at thanksgiving after a few too many beers yelling about project paperclip FOR YEARSSSSS OH MY GOD

and now every day there’s a new thing they discover that they’re like “oh wow ! i didn’t know our government did that fucked up thing!” YOU LOOKED ME IN THE EYES WHILE I TOLD YOU THEY DID THAT HOW DID YOU FORGET

it’s even worse when i know it’s because they’ve gotten their info off tiktok because they’ll just regurgitate complete misinformation that i’ve talked about before and told them YEARS AGO it was misinformation

[sockiesock]

i thought jake gyllenhal idk how ro spell it the guy from brokeback mountain I THOUGHT HE WAS A SPIDERMAN FOR YEARSSSSS. I feel like he looks like one but the thing is is that i also didn’t know what he looks like until literally like last year so it’s not because of that…