#years that end in 4 are bad

[crypptiid]

This year has been terrible like can it PLEASE be over?!?!?!?

[corpsentry]

a glass sun 1/2

[bloominglegumes]

our large bipedal son who we found on the street

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but James Vowles criticising how Red Bull has treated their drivers in the past, only to go and then treat Logan far worse while pulling the exact same shit Red Bull did, ie the exact behaviour he criticised and called them out for, is so freaking infuriating like the sheer hypocrisy -

[itslilacmoon]

finally... origins of the luz+hunter suicide pact <3

[tategaminu]

Rayllum is definitely kissing 5 or more times this season.

Source: My heart, my feelings.

[j-esbian]

maybe the real voltron was the friends we made along the way

[yanderepuck]

Theo???? Arthur is here too so I'm not just Theo smut, even if I did write him the other day. Leave me be alright. My visions are slightly coming back.

This was going to be Charles and Faust but decided to change it. So uhhhh. Let's hope I don't switch it midway through and change everything. Also there's only one card with both of them and tho I hate Arthur that's rude. Also why are they the same height thEY ARE NOT.

Not sure if it's relieving or not that they have picked up on modern habits. Then again you are with Arthur, why wouldn't "Netflix and Chill" be in his vocabulary.

You started a movie together. It was something you both wanted to see, you had the foolish thought that you would actually watch it too. But that didn't last long.

You are still technically watching it. You're just in his lap, his hand down your pants. His fingers are rubbing around your clit, teasing your folds, not quiet entering you.

With two fingers he exposes your hole, but doesn't let a finger go inside, just rubs around it, getting rougher as time goes on.

You're desperate, trying to hump his hand, trying to get him to slide a finger or two into you.

Luckily the audio from the TV is louder than your desperate cries. You didn't want to admit that he's broken you down.

Arthur pulls your hair all to one side so he can kiss your neck. Each kiss sends a shiver down your spine. You're waiting for the feel of his fangs.

He nibbles the curve of your ear and whispers. "Tell me what you want, luv."

Your hips just rocked harder. His fingers glided over your skin. "Right here?"

As he pressed his fingers harder against you, you whined.

"You're so fun to play with," his other hand squeezes your thigh. "I wish you would wear a skirt so I could play more."

His hardened cock was very clearly pushed against you.

"You would be able to have your hole filled the whole time," he smirks before kissing your neck again.

"Arthur," you whine. That's all you can get out. Just his name, but that's all he wants.

"What do you think you're doing with my hondje?"

Their voice was so loud after hearing just whispers that you jumped. You wanted to jump out of Arthur's lap but he held you down, his fingers still playing with you.

"Yours? I don't see your name written anywhere."

Theo walked up to the back of the couch. Since Arthur didn't stop, you kept squirming, you tried to stop moaning but it spilled out.

A section of your hair is grabbed and pulled back. Theo pulls you all the way back, getting you to moan more. Even with just the light from the TV screen you could see that your face is red from being flustered. He looks upset and you start to stutter.

"He's not even using you right," Theo smirks. "This whore has a pretty thing like you right in his lap and can't even play with you properly."

"Hey!" Arthur slaps Theo's hand away from you. "She's in my lap so I get to play with her as I like."

You get wetter. They are talking about you like you aren't even here. Like you're just a play thing.

Theo comes around to the front of the couch and grabs your jaw to make you look at him. It takes you a moment for your eyes to adjust after he blocks out the screen from your view.

"There's an empty hole here not being used," he smirks as he slides his thumb into your mouth. You immediately start to suck on his thumb, looking up at him as you do, your hips still rocking. "Good girl."

Arthur pouts at the scene. His fingers finally plunge into you after close to an hour of teasing. You gasp, moaning louder. You hunch over to be able to hold onto Arthur's legs to steady yourself.

Two fingers move around in you. With still being clothed he can only thrust them in and out so much, but it's still better than before.

"Are you going to stand there and watch like a cuck, or are you going to sit down and join me?"

As Theo sits down, Arthur retracts his hand, making you whine. He pushes you down onto the couch to get your pants off. Your face ends up close to Theo. Once your underwear are off you get up into your knees, having your ass in the air.

Theo's already moaning from having his cock in your mouth before Arthur can even get his out.

"Aren't you impatient," he scoffs as he gets behind you.

"Stick something in her face and she'll put it in her mouth," Theo keeps a hand at the back of your head, weaving his fingers through your hair.

Just as you were about to put more of Theo in your mouth, Arthur's cock slides into you. You moan, freezing up for a moment. You can feel your eyes roll to the back of your head as you're finally filled.

"I doubt he can feel that good, Hondje," he pushes your head further down.

"Is that why I get more dates," he holds your hips and thrusts into you. You moan more.

While sucking on Theo's cock, Arthur gets rougher with you. To the point where you are having a hard time staying up on your knees.

You bury your face into Theos crotch while Arthur buries his cock into you, getting as deep as he can while you deep throat for as long as you can.

"Ahh fuck," Theo moans. "You're getting better at that."

He grips your hair harder, getting you to moan more.

Your hips get squeezed and the sound of skin against skin is nearing the volume of the tv.

You don't even remember what you were watching at this point, or if you even saw any of it. With Arthur teasing you, you couldn't concentrate on much else.

You lift your head up, trying to catch your breath but Theo wouldn't let you get his tip out of your mouth.

Your tongue goes around his shaft and you hollow out your cheeks. He moans and thrusts down your throat. You have your weight in his lap, trying to hold him down but it's no use.

Holding your head in place he slides his cock in and out himself.

"Are you always so rough with her?"

"She likes it," he smirks.

He's right. You like it, love it even, and to have the both of them using you, talking like you aren't there, acting like you're just a toy to be passed around, it makes you wetter, even more submissive.

"If you don't get rougher with her I'll take over."

"As if."

And now they are fighting over you. No. More like fighting over your holes. You stick your ass up higher and suck Theo's cock harder. They nearly moan in unison. You're so glad you can please them.

"Maybe we should keep track of how many loads of cum she can hold."

"Oh she can hold quite a few."

You're worried about how many times they are going to get you to cum. Arthur has already succeeded once and you're getting close to your second. You're going to pass out before they are finished with you.

You dig your nails into Theo's thighs, reaching your second climax. If it wasn't for your mouth being full you would be panting.

With your walls tightening around Arthur, it only takes a few moments for him to fill you with his cum. You knew it was going to be a while for Theo to be done. Even when he's fucking you he manages to make rounds last.

Arthur pulls out of you making you whine.

"You done with her? Perfect," he smirks and pulls your head up, finally giving you a chance to breathe. He doesn't even give Arthur the chance to protest before he has you on his lap facing him.

His cock slides right into you, stretching you more. You put your hand on his shoulders, bouncing on him before he even needs to tell you.

Theo moans. "I told you I trained her well."

Arthur just sits back against the arm of the couch. "No fair that you get her to yourself."

"Maybe you should work on lasting longer than five minutes."

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[opens-up-4-nobody]

Aough. Rewatched Goodbye, Farwell, and Amen today...

[bloodied-dagger]

not to be agro but like. Do not fucking kill yourself over that orange man. Over politics. Over this

I don’t care who you are or where you live. Nothing is worth dying over and this certainly isn’t either

[kacievvbbbb]

Can't believe this show just said that yeah these broken children that have finally managed to claw some semblance of family out of the train wreck their psychotic father made of them, these children now adults, don't get peace, they don't deserve it. actually the world is so much better without them in it. They are the direct reason why so many people they have met are not living happier lives and the universe would be a much happier safer place with them gone. They were pawns in their father's game and now they are victims of their "mother's" scheme. And this is all they get, there was never any happy ending for them in the cards the universe rebukes their very existence and it is constantly trying to write them out of it.

They doomed the world from the start, the blame is all at their feet and they must pay for the crime of being born "special".

The fucking implications of that my god!

That's the message you ended your show on. That is what you are leaving us with. Why?

[aparticularbandit]

it is important to me that you understand that:

junko has no luck (and when she does, it's bad luck)

nagito has fantastic luck, but it always comes at a cost - for every moment of good luck, there is also a moment of bad luck; the higher the good luck he wants, the greater the sacrifice of bad luck he needs first (see case 5)

izuru has luck with no cost, which makes his luck better than nagito's; he's the inverse of junko, but his luck is downloaded, fake, contrived (like the rest of his talent is)

this must be combined with:

junko can calculate and anticipate anything provided she has access to the right dataset (the better she knows someone/something, the better she can manipulate them/it - this extends to talent as well; the more data she has on how someone's talent functions, the better she can imitate it, which is why she can't imitate ryota's animation as completely in the way that she wants (different talents have different rates in terms of how much she needs to analyze them, though))

nagito can deduce but he cannot mimic; he dabbles in manipulation, but he is much more of a servant to someone else's goals, which means his analysis is always in service to someone else (kyoko is similar but not quite the same; kyoko can get to the point of deducing fast enough to prevent things, which is a lot more similar to junko's analysis, just used in a different way; kyoko's more straight forward than junko is, which is why deduce and not analyze)

izuru's analysis functions the same as junko's does, except that he doesn't need to analyze someone else's talent to mimic it; he has had talent downloaded straight into him like neo in the matrix; if he wants more talents than the ones he already has, he's gonna need them downloaded again, probably

as a result:

junko's weakness is luck and incomplete data sets; an incomplete (or wrong) data set leads to a miscalculation, and when something relies on luck and cannot be precalculated or predicted, then junko falls. she relies hard on her analysis, which gives her a blind spot. (junko, however, is aware of this. that's why she has both nagito and izuru on deck; in the hope calculation that their luck, correctly used, will allow her to predict things that happen by chance as well)

nagito's weakness is his reliance on his luck. he believes in his luck. his luck will take care of him. he can't control how it works, and he can't control how the bad luck will happen or who it will happen to, but he doesn't need to analyze something for his luck to get him out of it (and the smaller the chance that something will happen, the more likely it will happen to him; his luck works on an inverse to everyone else's, basically, so what's the point of predicting things on what is most likely to happen when, for him, it will probably be the other way around)

izuru could cover his incomplete data sets with his luck, but tends to rely so completely on his luck to cover his ass that he stops analyzing and leaves himself open there - he should be the strongest of the two, but really tends to leave him with more weaknesses until he figures out how to use the two in conjunction; something junko has figured out but cannot do because her luck is not her own

[autisticaradiamegido]

As Artfight comes to a close, I find myself yearning for the thrill of the challenge. And also, the feeling of having a set thing to draw every day.

So in the spirit of turning my brain off and engaging in absolute artistic hedonism I give you: ARADIA AUGUST

The challenge where I draw Aradia Megido every day in August.

Inspired partially by @forgetful-river 's 50 days of Aradia earlier this year, and partially by my own autistic desire to draw only Aradia for all 12 months of the year, the rules are these:

Draw Aradia every day in August

That's it.

There's no set prompts literally I'm just gonna draw Aradia every day.

AND YOU CAN, TOO! #AradiaAugust is the tag I'm gonna establish for this. I just think it would be fun if people other than me also did this so if you tag your art with this, we can all see each others' Aradia drawings!

It may be silly to do this when the first day of the month is almost already over, but unfortunately for all of us I only thought of this idea like several hours ago when I was at work already. So this is what we got!

Hope some of y'all will consider participating :) Happy August!

[tricoufamily]

visiting the hometown

(want everyone to know this edit came to me in a dream and i changed the lore just to do it)

[taylorstheorem]

WE FINALLY GOT A HAPPY ENDING IN STAR WARS SINCE 1983 HOW ARE WE FEELING

[shiraishi--kanade]

You see I am a very calm and chill person most of the time. However the following week shall be known as "Jay being very pissed at not up-to-date or media illiterate people spreading rumors about VBS disbanding" week unfortunately.

These takes are somehow worse than the An5 and LuTF discourse combined.