#yeah yeah i know .hes an evil murderer.
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OK BUT I NEED TO RANT MORE ABOUT TOUCH STARVED SPRINGTRAP THAT MAN HAS NOT HAD HUMAN CONTACT OF ANY KIND IN 30 YEARS. YOU CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH HE NEEDS IT NOW. HHHRHGGHh.
at first hes definitely gonna be avoiding any sort of touch out of fear because its so unfamiliar.
but like something sets it off, whether its accidental touches or you trying to clean off a part of the suit slightly-
somehow it happens and all those years of touch starvation rush back in.
and hes trying to hide it but you watch as he makes excuses, reasons to be close to you, anything.
but eventually you notice- he's not great at being subtle about it - so you start to do the same, you almost just want to see his reaction. he seems to freeze up every time, though in a way you can tell is positive.
and after a while it turns into what he was needing the most- you'd just let him melt into your arms, running your hands through the suit's fur, you swore you heard him purring- and for the first time in so long, he was finally allowed relief from some of the constant pain he was in :)
#yeah yeah i know .hes an evil murderer.#but what if i pet him like a cat. what then#what if he purred#what if EVERYTHING WAS PERFECt. FOREVER#WHAT THEN!!!!!!#girl talk#springtrap#fnaf 3#springtrap x reader#self shipping community#fnaf f/o#william afton x reader#fnaf x reader#dead flowers fic#yooo im writing!!
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Unpleasant Revelations - DPxDC Ficlet Idea for the Stillborn Au
"Have you met my youngest, Damian, Mr. Masters?"
Its only from twenty years of long, hard experience and practice that Vlad doesn't increase the room temperature from 'borderline uncomfortably cool' to 'unbearably hot' the moment Bruce Wayne pulls his youngest and "only" biological son out in front of him.
He puts only in quotations because twelve year old Damian Wayne looks scarily, uncannily like one Daniel Brown. Jack and Maddie's foster son, second victim of their foolishness, and only other halfa in existence. Second only to him.
It's nauseating how similar they look. From the scowl and terrible glare on the young boy's face, to his brown skin -- which was only a few shades lighter than Daniel's, the shape of his nose, and even the strange winged edge of his eyebrow. Something that Vlad has long since come to find endearing on the child he considered a son of his own. The only difference was that Damian had dark, sharp green eyes.
Daniel's eyes were blue. The same glacier shade as his father's, who stood behind Damian with a proud, oafish smile on his visage.
It was infuriating how similar they look. Vlad might not have rapidly swung the room temperature from one extreme to the other, but he can't stop himself from letting the fury burning within his core from slipping out and raising the temperature up a few degrees.
Because it really only meant one thing.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were related.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were brothers.
Standing in front of him, it was clear as day. He can already picture a phantom image of Daniel standing beside Damian, the same scowl written on his face, the same glare carved into his eyes. The only difference being the dark, exhausted circles beneath them that seemed to be permanently painted onto his skin. The only thing missing being the permanent loneliness and vigilance permeating his being like a scar.
This, if revealed, would be enough to ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation. Or, at the very least, darken it quite a bit. The great philanthropist Bruce Wayne with another secret blood child? One related to his youngest? One that had been put into foster care? Seemingly thrown away?
It would be a firestorm.
One that Vlad is not keen on starting.
It would ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation, yes. But it would hurt Daniel in the process -- the harassment he would face alone might just be enough to break that fragile child completely. That was just not something he could allow. Or, even worse, bring him into his biological father's care and custody -- something Vlad was even less willing to allow.
It's not out of kindness to Wayne that Vlad will keep mum about this.
His grip on his champagne flute tightens, just a bit. He's still aware enough of the world around him to not let it shatter in his hands. His plastered, pleasant smile tightens around the corners, and he forces his focus to slide from Damian to Wayne.
"The resemblance is uncanny, Mister Wayne." He says, slanting his smile to the side slyly. Although he's not talking about the resemblance between Wayne and his son. Rage simmers beneath his skin, burning coal and embers in the core of his chest, nestled between his lungs, as he meets the man's eyes.
Wayne swaggles his head proudly, his ditzy smile widening as he squeezes his son's shoulder affectionately. Bastard, Vlad wants to spit.
He breathes in through his nose, and exhales out through his mouth. The champagne in his hand cools, and stops its unusual bubbling.
The Damian boy scoffs under his breath, his mouth still coiled upward into a scowl. With the revelation of his blood relation to Daniel evident, Vlad's not sure if he should find it endearing or not.
He is not Daniel, so he decides that it's just simply irritating. He decides to ignore it.
"And you said he was your only biological son?" He asks, voice lilting and head tilting. He knows its a suspicious question at worst, insulting at best. But considering Wayne's past proclivities, he can hardly call it an unexpected question.
Damian puffs in great offense, face twisting angrily. It reminds him of Daniel when Vlad insisted that he was wrong about something or other, and for a moment his heart swells, fond.
But this is not his child, and so the feeling quickly crashes and burns, simmering back into rage. This was not Daniel -- this was his replacement. A replacement that Wayne was free to keep.
Wayne chuckles, idiotically, as if he'd said some funny joke. Vlad's other hand, the one gripping his cane -- something he's required ever since he was dispatched from the hospital all those lonely years ago -- tightens instead. He grinds his teeth -- him and Jack Fenton would get along like a house on fire, he hates it.
"I can understand why you'd ask that, Mister Masters," Wayne says, squeezing Damian's shoulder again, "but yes, Damian is my only biological son. Although that doesn't mean I don't love my other children any less."
Bastard.
For all his posturing and flouncing about caring for his city and his children, Vlad never would have thought the Prince of Gotham capable of abandoning one of them.
But, well.
They all have their dark secrets.
And what one man throws away, another man picks up. If Bruce Wayne didn't want the treasure child that was Daniel Brown, then Vlad Masters was more than happy to take him instead.
"I see."
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc ficlet#dpxdc fanfic#i was hit with this idea two hours ago and was hit with the intrinsic need to write it down#parental vlad masters#protective vlad masters#vlad is currently going 'OH? OH YOU ABANDON AND REPLACE **MY** SON??? MURDER. DEATH. BEES UPON YOUR FAMILY'#but he's also still like. evil. much less of a creep! but evil. so he comes off a bit possessive. which was intentional.#vlad's reaction is kinda valid if it was accurate and bruce DID willingly and knowingly abandon danny. except he didn't. he has no idea#danny is even alive. vlad doesn't know that tho. we all love a good reasonable misunderstanding :]#hc that vlad needs a cane as a human because the ecto-acne that killed him fucked his nerves up a bit as a result and now he's got a bad le#and is also immunocompromised. which had a slight hand in his 20 year isolation thing.#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny au#stillborn danny#vlad masters#this may or may not be canon to the au im still thinking about it#vlad acknowledges that danny is formiddable but he's also not wrong that a media shitstorm like that would hurt him considerably.#diamonds are the toughest known material to man and yet it still shatters like glass when put under pressure. vlad's right he's fragile#ummm anyways yeah Vlad finds out first and promptly decides to go 'oh okay so fuck you personally actually. keep your replacement child'#he has No Plans on telling Danny what he learned mostly for the obvious selfish reasons and also bc yeah. this is gonna hurt danny#ITS NOT FUN IF IT ISNT A LITTLE TOXIIIIC#i absolutely know that vlad only swears in deserts which is why its important that i have him call bruce wayne a bastard directly.
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mtt(poly) headcanon #2
out of the three, killer is the most online person. he has so many accounts for many multiverse social media platforms. his timeline is cat photos and videos, interspersed with the most random homicidal vague-posting.
killer has been banned so many times because some users realized he's a wanted terrorist and reported his accounts. but he just creates a new one and jumps back into the chaos because he's a gossip-hungry teenage girl in spirit.
dust thinks social media is a waste of time. his phone is a brick with only call and message options. he's an luddite old man like that. he's the one unironically asking "what's ligma".
would it be super funny if killer recruits horror to the group through social media lmao? horror and his brother are living in another more peaceful universe (courtesy of core frisk). horror uses some social media. one day he decides to try dating apps so he downloads one. he's really digging this cute-looking sans, a bit plain-looking but his profile is a riot. they chat for a while and decide to meet somewhere nice. turns out it's killer catfishing as dust to stave his boredom (he also does this to lure people in then kills them for fun). fortunately, horror is funny and charismatic and a bit insane, so killer says "hey wanna join me and boytoy" and the rest is history.
#killer is a prolific serial killer. my boy is using his smarts for terrible things (affectionate)#dust doesn't even know about the catfishing he genuinely thinks killer is going on actual dates/hookups#killer is so flattered that so many people think dust is handsome like “yeah that's my boyfriend you guys cannot have him (evil face)”#also horror doesn't know about killer's serial killing. he thinks killer is looking for a third so that's why he's catfishing as dust#i love twisted and fluffy mtt can u tell#mtt(poly) headcanon#mtt poly#killer sans#dust sans#murder sans#horror sans#murder time trio#bad sans gang#utmv#undertale au
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I mean this is basically how Mr. Puzzles Clubhouse went right? In a nutshell? Okay well maybe minus the cartoonishly exaggerated Puzzles here but come on still kinda close maybe?
Also bonus added silly notes I made during the sketching process I guess lol
#this guy activates my neurons and then I explode#that’s how this art was made if anyone was curious my process :3#hplonesome art#teehee I think this was subconsciously influenced by Brendan’s preformance as Loop during those ISAT videos#I was listening to the audio of some of those again because it brings me the happy#….so apologies if this is a bit too glamorous for what actally happened in the episode lol#I KNOW HE’S EVIL AND SCARY I KNOW GUYS#but can’t a glamorous man have a moment to pose for the camera? 😩#nevermind that it’s taken mid-murder and the evidence hasn’t been disposed of#they won’t take him alive!!! or dead!! (please I’m begging that he lives after WOTFI manifesting his victory)#(actually well—yeah he deserves what’s coming for him after this but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)#…does this need a content warning???#uhhhhhh#cw dead Mickey#there you go :33#I’m being delusional again sorry#mr. puzzles smg4#mr. puzzles clubhouse#mr. puzzles clubhouse spoilers#smg4 mr puzzles
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Max when the contraption he built specifically for Jimmy to throw knives at Duncan is used by Jimmy to throw knives at Duncan:
#cw violence#cw implied violence#cw knife#max design pro#mdp max#mdp jimmy#mdp duncan#mdp bully#mdp triflethumb#yes im into max design pro. feel free to block me#it just fascinates me okay#that aside: holy shit i wasnt expecting triflethumb to be canonized. ESPECIALLY NOT LIKE THIS???#and its interesting that “the end of twiddlefinger” is happening at the same time#i guess one of the monkey brothers just gotta be evil lol#i wonder if triflethumb will attack max? and how he will deal with that?#weve still yet to see the full end of the tf saga/who shot max so it might lead more into that#but yeah anyways this channel is fucking insane#and i do think max was kinda stupid in this short#i get that he was upset that jimmy was getting corrupted more than anything but idk man#if u dont want ur brother to become murderous maybe dont encourage him to throw knives at people? just a thought#though... maybe twiddle was actually the one who made jimmy do that? and max only snapped into consciousness after the fact?#i know it was maxs regular sprite but still. idk maybe he just went dormant somehow#quamais rambles
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#alright re: last reblog#first of all zuko is a massive bitch and i love him so much#second u know he was just like there is One person in the world that katara wants to murder more than me so let’s do that#so she can let it out And spare my ass <3#tHIRD ppl it’s not really surprising that zuzu is pro murder like#boy was supposed to inherit an imperialist empire and keep up an imperialist war#idk if ozai was the only one able to get the throne without going to battle once but iroh and lu ten were generals. led armies.#zuko was Fully prepared to take on that role too (see: the fateful war meeting)#he’s been raised with the yeah murder is a thing that you’ll have to do mindset#like he’s not a killer but he Would do it if the circumstances called for it#(sokka parallel btw)#does it make sense?#also like#he fully says that if he wasn’t such a firm believer in destiny he Could and Would have killed ozai on the day of the black sun#he says it to his face#this would be a fun au actually lmao like. the gaang bursting into the room and there’s just zuko there#next to ozai’s lightning fried corpse#like hello 🧍🏻♂️👋🏼 zuko here 😬🔥#and has to convince everyone he’s good and friendly now this is not an evil plan 🫶🏼#last thing but this reminds me#WHERE is that post that was like#sokka finds out zuko could have ended the war the day of the black sun but didn’t and just throttles him#<333#if you read all this ty i’m sorry i’m kissing u#send post
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rating some rezero ships by um. how good they could cover up murder together
(feel free to read my tags for some explanations T^T)
#rezero#um. given the Various Moral Codes of these characters i figured this would be interesting to give my shot at..... and YES garf shaula and#cecilus are too fucking obvious HAH#not otto being in every single Success tier... except for the selling each other out / revenge one. yeah. yeah hes a bitch alright.#ok but i put rein/emilia there bc... ok i know their energy kinda similar to reinjulius but like i put rein/emilia there bc i feel like#theyd be like OH GOD OH GOD WE JUST DID THAT ON ACCIDENT OH MY GOD IF THIS GETS OUT THISLL BE BAD FOR ALL OUR LOVED ONES like theyd be#panicking and shit#while reinjuli would be like hahaha i am SO NOT OK but we gotta take accountability :(((((#ottosuba is like. literally not even a question that theyre all the way up there. theyd like pull similar shit to sunny and basil from omori#like theyd try to take their secret to the grave and theyd never be functional with each other ever again and then theyd go insane over what#theyve done. either that or theyd just murder some totally evil guy with basically next to zero regrets. otto was already the getaway driver#while subaru was killing petelgeuse in the back LMAO#i feel like with felix itd be like. if theres NO OTHER CHOICE hes gonna whip up reinhard and julius into shape and get them to actually do#it. we saw how he was when subaru was possessed by petelgeuse T^T#emilia rem are put that low bc i feel like theyd have no braincells to use to get out of this and of Course emilias freaking the fuck out so#i feel like whenever otto is paired with someone who has like More doubts and guilt and Panic about it otto would be like GET YOUR SHIT#TOGETHER WE HAVE TO DO THIS. which i feel is also what ram does with certain pairs.#damn... now i want fic where some random pair is trying to cover up murder for whatever reason...#i nearly put garf mimi higher up bc i feel like mimi Could and Perhaps Has gotten away with murder before already. but garf would be TOO#OBVIOUS....#rip mimi. ur a queen for being such a gaslight gatekeep girlboss.
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potentially hot take, but kashaw’s backstory is one of the most fucked up in all of critical role. like,, caleb-level or more. it’s genuinely horrifying and the fact that will friedle came up with that disturbing and in-depth of a backstory for a guest character is very impressive.
#one of the most disturbing backstorys for any dnd character i’ve ever heard of. massive fucking props.#and he drops it so casually too??#yeah i was married *at birth* to an evil goddess who came back to r*pe me at age 15 and then forced me to scar myself#before scarring me herself and then murdered everyone in my entire village so i’m the only person in the world who even knows she exists!!#no big deal 🙃#like. SIR?????#critical role#kashaw vesh#eli.posts
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i... i'm not saying this scene was attractive. however comma........ okay yeah
#ash rambles 💚#shark attack 🦈!#he's such a dork sometimes that I forget he's uh#yeah#not that i mind...#goodness and the moment before this??#to think i was bitching about how boring this game was at first#BUT THEN.. OMG... lets just say i was FOCUSED#oh but i was NOT expecting [REDACTED] to be evil.. i really liked him... the part about him MURDERING his... yeah was WILD and i was#so freaking shocked. you know that meme of the shocked guy with his hands on his head. that was me.#that is mr whenever i play y.akuza#*me#anyways um yeah haha k.iryu beating people up am i right.......
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Why on earth does the Wiki and searches about NukaWorld claim Preston becomes hostile if present for Taken for a Ride or spoken to after the player becomes Overboss??? I’ve played the entire DLC twice now, different PCs, different saves, regular and survival, and I took Preston both times for the DLC??? I never even got a ‘disliked’ from the man, except for being too forgiving to Harvey. He loved a lot of my sass at the Raiders?? And if I talked to him just would say I’d shown him I’m one of the good guys/repaid my trust in him. I mean, I’m sure if you agree to go Raider and like, kill settlers and shit. But I completed most of the questline short of taking over settlements or hurting innocents (took over the park, turned on power, etc) first save, and still completed grand tour and home sweet home on survival, before Open Season. I romanced the man in the overboss office yesterday before starting my raider killing spree. He never doubted I was just scoping out the place, which I was.
#fallout 4#r’s fo4 survival run#Nuka world#like I guess maybe if you’re like ‘hell yeah let’s go raider’ ifs different but if you’re like ‘wtf is going on I don’t want to be here’#(while proceeding w the quests) he has 0 negative reaction. maybe he needs to be at high affinity to trust you??? bc he was at besties w#both saves. but I kinda bet it’s the former and no one bothered to see if it’s your approach that changes it or smth#and tbh the wiki isn’t that accurate anyway after being taken over by Fandom#rip old fo4 wiki my belvoed. I miss you#also 0 problem with murdering raiders rofl I love he and Deacon don’t care if you kill someone evil even if allied#Deacon watching me shoot the guy who tried to get me to sell him a kid while the guy is friendly: 😎#also Preston doesn’t give dislikes for Chen usage?? thank god god bless I was in such fear going in bc I needed them in surival to make it#*chem#w my level and stats as they are. Fatman crit hits boss and takes only 1/3 of one of the 3 bosses hp bars down IN STEALTH & u know it’s gon#be a hell of a firefight
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People who have supposedly read red robin 2009 but still insist that tim is like one day away from becoming a murderer and that actually hes not bothered by people he might have killed, please explain
#I wasnt gonna subtweet on tumblr but actually#U can point at those blown up bases as much as u want but listen if the comic wanted that to be an instance of tim killing people#It would havw been brought up. Considering that the no kill rule is u know. Like the bats entire thing#Yeah theres no way that none of those people wouldn't have died but first this is comics sometimes shit doesnt add up and second#If tim was aware of people having died bc of thta he wouldn't have been so chill about it#And if he wasnt aware but it happened the comic would have brought it up bc again. Thats their entire thing and it would have made#For a great story! I would like to see this!#But the conclusion isnt ohh tim kills people and is actually down to murder. He didnt kill his dads killer and he could have#Thats like the best confirmation that he Doesnt kill people as u can get#And in robin 93 he accidentally (? Its weird) kills that one guy and has an entire breakdown about it#Hes not cool about it!!!#Anyway. Sorry. I know these are stupid jokes but it is a pet peeve of mine re this character#txt#ITS JUST THAT TIM IS LIKE THE MOST BORING NEUTRAL GOOD GUY U COULD GET#He is at his lowest in red robin and he still agonizes over every death that happens around him like!!#How do u get to this fanon Nearly A Villain tim#Yeah hes met different tims who had become evil that does not make him evil. Thats the entire point of meeting other version of him#He was ready to shoot himself if it would stop him from becoming the batman who kills people what are u talking about
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Comics Read in 2024:
My Hero Academia Vol. 5 by Kohei Horikoshi (2015)
My Hero Academia Vol. 6 by Kohei Horikoshi (2015)
My Hero Academia Vol. 7 by Kohei Horikoshi (2016)
My Hero Academia Vol. 8 by Kohei Horikoshi (2016)
My Hero Academia Vol. 9 by Kohei Horikoshi (2016)
My Hero Academia Vol. 10 by Kohei Horikoshi (2016)
My Hero Academia Vol. 11 by Kohei Horikoshi (2016)
Manly Appetites: Minegishi Loves Otsu Vol. 2 by Mito (2020)
Behind Her Highness's Smile by Studio Wooridle & Amid (2024)
[ID: Covers of the aforementioned books. End ID.]
#2024media#gigi.txt#well. you all know my bnha opinions. i've been blogging them#check out this tag if you've missed them ->#bnha liveblog#but basically it sucks ass. yeah. anyway.#manly appetites felt better the second volume but it's still like. weird. i wish he could be fat and not have that be the whole plot#final one is a rofan where a man is married to the “crazy” sister of the evil emperor. she can't even like verbally talk.#ppl call her crazy but it's clear she's meant to be disabled. except she's faking it bc otherwise her brother would've murdered her#i read the whole thing up til where it currently is and i'll prob not pick it up again later. shrugs. didn't impact at all#i liked that it wasn't from her pov but yeah
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I’m gonna draw Critter’s brother when I have the chance. I like to think he didn’t actually die and dons a rat mask cause his call sign was Ratón 🐭
#he’s like SUPER evil and likes killing people#i love them him in my head#what scars should he have#i think he should have a huge one over his face#also he DOES love his sister but he’s also an asshole and forces her to go along with his shit#she’s had to lie and steal and kill with him#and also his best friend is Roach#don’t ask me anything about the characters btw I do NOT know them#🤡 I’m winging this obsession#ugh he definitely should have tattoos#maybe those cross lines where you count#he has a kill count and adds more#idk I have to think about it#melifails#i need to draw him 👹 I need hunky evil man#he totally is brutal on his kills too it all started when he killed his mother#so their parents died yeah? and then they joined like a gang? well Critter actually killed her father first#it was self defense but when her mother saw what she’d done she attacked her daughter and then was shot in the head by her son#that became their secret and they got away with it#but it also made her brother realize he likes murder 🤡 so he had no problem finding a way to do it#and when they got picked up by the military?? oh he was the bestest boy on good behavior#critter didn’t want to be a soldier but her brother signed them up#he went on to be a good one and she just kinda lived on the base working more as an employee#until he went off and ‘died’ then she decided to step up and become one#she talks highly about her brother despite his issues#she loves him a lot 🥺 and she was devastated when he died#gosh said he wasn’t always good to her he hit her on the head a lot because she needed to stop being so afraid and emotional#and he could be really harsh and insulting playing it off as jokes#she’s also more quiet about their past than he is#Im about to hit 30 tags so um he also thinks he’s the hottest bitch around and uses other for his advantage
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every time I watch phantom I have to confront an INTENSE wave of ‘I can fix him’
#I am not immune to sad evil characters#when she kisses him and his face crumples into sobs#and he immediately lets her and raoul go#‘swear to me never to tell the secrets you know of the angel in hell’#‘this repulsive carcass who seems a beast but secretly dreams of beauty…secretly…secretly…’#‘hounded out by everyone met with hatred everywhere no kind word from anyone no compassion anywhere—christine. christine… why? why?!’#argh#listen. does he react to his tragic backstory by murdering and kidnapping and coercing and lying? i mean yeah#but he’s so SOPPING WET about it
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i am currently trying to scour thru whatever tag grimm (the show) lives in to see if theres a gif of the “im nothing” scene adalind had in season one and i dont think im gonna find it but it got me so invested in her character when i saw it in 2012 and i just rewatched it and i still love it so much
#shes the villian!! but everything shes doing is bc her mother raised her to believe that she is only important if she 1. is beautiful and 2.#has powers. encouraging her to use her body to get what she wants and power (for the mom). and all the evil things shes done (to that point)#are on behalf of a man that she loves. everything she does she does for him. and hes just using her!!#so when he tells her to sleep w a man to murder him and get a key from his friend her mom encourages her (bc in doing so the man her daughtr#loves has promised her power and she wants that) and she does it bc she loves him and would do anything for him. but when the protag flips#things around on her and figures out how to save his friend and strips her of her powers to do so. effectively ‘killing’ her. everything#falls apart. she realizes that she has nothing but her looks now and goes to her mother for comfort who recoils upon realizing shes pwerless#and when the daughter explains that her powers were stripped bc she bit the protag (whos blood does that. who kissed her in the middle of#the fight. who she bit bc she didnt want that which he expected) her mom slaps her and asks does she know what she lost them. and when she#says that she didnt do it for the family she did it for love the guy she loves comes out and tells her that he expected too much from her#and he sbouldve known better bc shes just a pretty face and not as smart as the protag and just like. she lost EVERYTHING trying to help him#including the ignorance she had about how he really felt about her#anyway yeah i like her character and its a shame the writers didnt know how to write her in later seasons and just. butchered her :/
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I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.
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