#yeah uh if someone looks at you like this dont stick around

[aerknight]

@naffeclipse orcas beach themselves to hunt seals orca!eclipse beaches themself to hunt y/n :)

[a-hazbin-reader]

Hey! Love your stuff! But i kinda notice you mainly do Vox and Al so...

Can you do like....... A husker x child!reader headcanons ? (Platonic ofc)

The old bartender finds a kid completely without adult supervision at a bar (their just drawing ) , goes up to them to find thier guardian only to realise they dont have any?

Husker wants to get rid of them but they ultimately grow on him and they become closer. The kid is sarcastic and they shit on alastor together....

And they draw a mocking pic of the radio demon and stick it onto the fridge of the hotel for everyone to see?

There is a LOT of Vox and Alastor in my inbox but I'm a sucker for Husk so-

Husk X Reader Headcanons

❌️Romantic

✅️Platonic

TW: Unaccompanied minor in places a baby shouldn't be

Description: 👆⬆️

Sometimes Husk just needs a break from being a bartender, wanting to be the one being served

He wants to relax in his free time and just have a moment to himself

Actually starts to let loose when he suddenly feels a tiny hand tugging on his wing

Husk is so confused when he looks down to see a child staring up at him, clutching dirty paper and crayons

"Can you help me up, mister..? The chairs are too high..."

Sets you up on the barstool next to him, still too stunned to really ask why you're even here

He looks at the bartender as they pass him his drink, gesturing to you with a wtf expression

They just shrug as they give you a plastic cup with water in it, obviously used to having you around by that point

Finally snaps out of it once the bartender pushes a plate of food towards you

Don't look at him like that it's perfectly natural to be freaked out by a kid at a bar

You're just kicking your legs and drawing, munching on the food given to you

You shouldn't be in a rowdy place like this, who's supposed to be watching you??

"So uh...does your mommy take you here often?"

"No, does yours?"

Motherfucker you're already spilling your water on yourself-here let him help you-how are you so bad at this???

"Your papa then?"

"No, I don't have any parents but- *insert bartender's name* -is really nice and let's me hang out in here.."

You're breaking his fucking heart, kid

"Oh well...don't mind me then."

"Uh yeah, I won't."

Sarcastic for such a little squirt, aren't you?

His drink suddenly tastes sour and he's no longer in the mood for another, watching you unhappily

Starts seeing you every time he visits the bar, always keeping to yourself and oblivious to the things going on around you

At first, he's annoyed whenever he sees you, reluctantly keeping an eye on you and making sure nobody bothers you

Even if they do, you're so witty for your age that you leave just about everyone gobsmacked by the shit that comes out of your mouth

The whole point of coming where was to relax and instead he's worrying about some kid

Then that annoyance slips away to reluctant fondness as you worm your way into his old heart

He starts to look forward to seeing you and starts bringing little things for you like clothes, toys, coloring books

Listens to you babble about what you do with your days and how you've managed to survive on your own

Not the bartender developing a crush on him for it

Husk doesn't even realize how attached he is until one day he visits the bar and you aren't there, the bartender distracted and upset

You haven't shown up in couple of days

He immediately goes looking for you, frequenting all the places he's heard you mention

Is asking anyone if they've seen you, getting more frantic with each negative answer

Finally finds someone who knows where you are, leading Husk to where you've been hiding out

And now he knows why you haven't shown up

Husk gathers up your shaking, feverish body, hating the fact that you're so sick

"H-Husk..?"

You can barely even open your eyes, he can feel your little body burning up in his arms

"Hey kid..."

He's not leaving you here

He takes you back to the hotel so that you can be properly taken care of, leaning on the others when he doesn't know what to do

Charlie and Vaggie are the biggest helps tbh, they're actually good at caring for people

Alastor is entirely unhelpful except for the fact that he can provide medicine and other supplies

"My my~ Look at what the cat dragged in! Aha!"

"Shut up...you weird strawberry man.."

Even when you're sick you're still a riot

He tries to keep Niffty tf away from you but you think she's funny

He and Angel are your makeshift heaters, so fuzzy and warm that you want to cuddle them all the time

Angel complains the entire time though so you don't really prefer him

Mostly you want Husk with you and he sticks with you until you're feeling better

By then you're well acquainted with everyone at the hotel and they're all quite attached to you

Everyone agrees that you live there now and you get your own room even though you have a habit of sleeping in Husk's

It's okay, Husk looks forward to waking up to your adorable face and doesn't even mind when you kick him in your sleep

You play with Niffty and Angel, learn from Charlie and Vaggie, bother Alastor with your less than flattering renditions of him

You don't like that Alastor is so rude to Husk so you've taken to being a little thorn in his side

Kids pick up on their parent's emotions what can I say

Which Alastor absolutely hates but hides it behind a tight smile, he's surprisingly patient with you

And if those drawings of Alastor on the fridge suddenly go missing?? Husk can always ask you to make him another one

Husk finds himself thinking of you as his kid more and more often, surprised that you ever got this close to his heart

And you yourself slip up a few times and call him dad/papa/daddy/father/pops

You're always a little embarrassed by the chorus of awwws that follow afterwards but you don't really mind it anymore

And neither does he if he's being honest

He struggles sometimes to be a proper caregiver for you but you always seem to just love him more for his flaws

You're too fucking cute

You're definitely his kid

And don't worry Husk lets the bartender know you're safe and brings you to visit them after their shifts

I GOT SO CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS I LOVE DADDY!HUSK SO I HOPE YOU LIKE IT TOO

[pcheyes]

the music god from your pre calculus class

pairing: anton x fem reader

genre: fluff, strangers to friends ??

warnings: none

synopsis: the person who sits in your seat before you always puts music recommendations in the calculator, and you’re dying to know who it is

word count: 638

song suggestions: somethin stupid-frank sinatra

you walked into your pre calculus class and sat down. immediately you notice the calculator.

it isnt a fancy calculator, its just a school provided one, with a creepy eye drawing in the back. but everyday someone in the class before you types a song recommendation.

COME THRU-H.E.R.

everyday you try and get to class early to find the elusive person with the really good music taste, but you never catch them. you ask around for who sits there but they all laugh and walk away. you pull out your phone and go to spotify to add yet another song to your playlist called “randos music recommendations”. the playlist ranged from rnb, classical, jazz, to kpop. you continue the class trying to take notes but your mind wanders so you listen to his song from yesterday

FEATHER-SABRINA CARPENTER

‘who’s this person who leaves these songs?’

‘are they hot?’

‘what if im hallucinating all these songs?’

the bell rings and you walk to your next class, listening to the new song. 

⊹☾⋆⁺₊🎧✩°｡

today you were determined.

and you had a plan

you would fake sick to get a pass to the nurses office before your calculus class, and you would creep towards the room and look in to see who sits there. the time came to fake cramps to go to the nurses office and when you did you made a beeline to the calculus class. theres a window peaking into the class so you decided to watch from there. you scope the classroom to find your seat and the mysterious music god who blesses you every day.

and when you do.

oh god you almost slipped from the stool you were standing on because he was beautiful. he had his headphones on and was working on the problem. the class period was ending so he started typing his song recommendation for the day. his friends came over and started talking to him. 

“dude are you ever gonna face her? these song thingies were sweet at first but its getting sad. you always relace your shoes and stretch so you can get out before she comes. i’ve been saying i dont know you for a solid week now” his friend said as he scoffed “sohee what the heck!” the headphone boy said (you had named him that once you saw his headphones) “what ever. i need a headstart, i think i heard her friends say shes sprinting to calc today. i cant take any chances.” he starts stretching and relacing his shoes. the bell rings and he runs out the class. you grab your bag and run after him. he ends off at the orchestra hall and you yank him by his backpack. he yelps and locks eyes with you.

“i finally found you, you music god!” you say out of breath.

he laughs “oh goody!”

“dude who the hell says oh goody” 

“sorry” he says. “look i’m late for my orchestra practice so could you just uh, god you’re really pretty, look at the calculator and call it a day” 

you pull out a market and motion for him to stick out his forearm. he gives it to you and you write your number on his forearm. 

“make sure to send all your song recommendations to me. my ears are blessed after your beautiful songs or something.” his cheeks turn a deep scarlet. “oh uh yeah sure sure i’ll send it to you totally.” you nod and start walking away. suddenly he shouts after you “your hair looks really pretty today! not that it doesnt look pretty every day, i just like the slick back in the front, with the little curls in the front. it frames your face really well. makes you look extra beautiful.” you smile back at him.

“thanks music boy”

authors note: we need to bring back loser anton, he hasnt been his loser self since love 119. but i actually do this everyday in maths class and someone caught me leaving the class late and screamed “ITS THE MUSIC GIRL !!” but thanks to @chlorinecake and @kairoot for the songs !!

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[kaceythecrunch]

Photobooth : C.S  🎞

word count : 542

Summary : First I love you. That's pretty much it. Fluffy fluff duff wuff.

Author Note : This was inspired by some tiktok I saw. This is my first fanfic, and my first time writing in literally months. Barfs, throws up, cries. Anyways, enjoyy.

Y/N POV :

The sweet smell of--ew, is that KFC? Gross. Well, it should be the sweet smell of love. I mean, I'm hoping that there is love in the air. Currently, roaming the mall's corridors with my boyfriend, Chris. We've been dating for a few months now, but how do I know if it is the right time to say "I love you"?

Chris is humming to himself. There weren't any words coming out between the both of us. As if we were on our first date. I look around the mall to see if there is anything to start talking about- there. There it is, booyah.

"CHRIS LOOK!!" I say, pointing at the photo booth machine. He hums while looking at the direction I'm pointing at. "That's so weird. In the middle of the fucking mall too. Whose bright idea was that? People could see us taking photos.” he rolls his eyes, acting all annoyed. "stop being a baby, I know you wanna." I then grab his arm, and pull him while I run to the photo booth machine.

A smirk grew on his face. He is enjoying this deep down. He gets himself seated in the machine. "bro move your ass “I jokingly say as I give him hand movements. "Okay smarty-pants, there's no room." he moves slightly against the wall of the photobooth. He adjusted the curtains to the side of him, slightly embarrassed at the thought someone could be seeing. "Whateverrr. May I sit on your knee? Like is that fine with you- I mean it's okay-¨ 

¨oh- it's fine.¨

I prop myself onto his knee and turn to him. ¨Okay, we should decide on what poses we should do, right?¨ he turns to me, ¨What if we just do it. No thinking involved. I mean, I think it would be pretty funny.¨ He smiles to himself. ¨okay..if you say so. You better not do some stupid shit.¨ I laugh, as he rolls his eyes. I insert my money into the machine. 

“Wait wait- what do you wanna do-” he tries to speak, but a countdown begins. We both make an odd face, sticking our tongue out and looking at each other. “You look like a fucking goof.” I chuckle looking at him. “Uh huh. You look goofier than I do, goof.  The machine starts to count again. He grabs my chin, pulls me in close and kisses my cheek. 3,2,1–

There is a slight pause, it feels like the atmosphere changes. Time moves slower and slower for this next picture. “Chris-” Right person, right time? “Chris.” ONE, ‘yeah?” TWO, “can i tell you something-” THREE, “what. What? What is it!!?” he looks at me, in my eyes. “I love you.” I smile as I see his reaction. He looked at the camera, slightly teared up, and went in for a kiss. He pulls out of the kiss and looks at me again. “I love you too, Y/N. I love you so much.” THREE, TWO, ONE.  The camera snaps to us. I grab the two pictures that got printed out and I go in for a hug.

“What if someone saw us” I say, holding him close.

“That would be fucking gross.”

Author note : ive never been in a relationship before, so i lowkey dont know the feeling. SEND ME REQUEST PLS. MY BRAIN IS CREATIVE, BUT NOT TOO CREATIVE. sooo. thanks for reading yall oh em g.!!! love ya, have a great day!

[thatdeadaquarius]

Omg

Hey

Hey!

HEY!!

WHAT ABOUT GOD READER THAT GOT A CURSE PLACED ON THEM BY SOMEONE THEY DON'T LIKE

That curse makes them turn to random ages like,, one day you wake up and your like 3 and the other you're 29 and the acolytes just have to deal with it for a months (and just for funziz you don't keep your memories as a kid *evil laugh*)

I feel like people who are generally around kids would be great around us and some others .... Less so (*cough cough* ei)

AND EVEN BETTER

WHAT IF ENGLISH ISN'T OUR FIRST LANGUAGE AND IT SUMTGING LIKE FRENCH OR SPANISH, AND THE ACOLYTES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE TEYING TO TALK TO YOU WHILE 14 YEAR OLD READER IS CURLED UP IN A BALL CUS THEY'RE SCARED LSKFJGJDLSK

let the tennage/ kid reader be neurodivergent/autistic (cuz i am and theres bot enough rep on this god forsaken app .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.)

n E wayss <3

LOVE YA !!!!

Aka. your fave >:D kiss kiss

A KISS KISS??!!! FOR ME?!!! 😊🥰😚 <3

BRO i literally designed a whole original character around that concept lmao (except they remember/just body change/everything else kinda matches ur desc! :0 )

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Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (they/them only), Neurodivergent!Reader, Child!Reader, Teen!Reader

Planet: Language Shenanigans, Platonic

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, mini scenarios

Stars: Arataki Itto, Kuki Shinobu, ft. Kujou Sara, Ei + Raiden Shogun, Inazumans

Comets & Meteors: No Content Warnings & No Triggers Detected.

no bc gif is me as a kid, bc I didn't experience snow until I was 12 💀 +it stayed for like one day, was 1 inch deep, or like 5 cm (for my non-americans out there), and was gone the next lmao- I was terrified when I moved and got REAL snowy days- jfc Snezhnaya would kill little me-

SO I was kinda stuck on this tbh, i usually default to like, headcanons or scenarios if ppl dont specify/im just adding onto what you already said like when its not even really a request u know?

so, uh tried to do headcanons, but idk how good it is Orah, sorry!

Also ik you mentioned as example, but we sticking to Inazuma, bc i feel like I neglect them lol

also i hope u like Itto 💀

♤

you quickly found out that magic obeys some weird type of logic despite being magic, so you only ever fluctuate in age within the range you’ve already been,

ur kinda glad youre not seeing what you look like at 100 years old and getting stuck that way for weeks- only Sophie from Howl’s Moving Castle can be cursed to be old yet has so much rizz that she’s still badass and pulls a wizard boyfriend LMAO

so just bc idk what to make the max,

let’s put you at originally, also bc im not a minor, 20 yrs old

so what I mean by all the above is: you’ve lived 2 decades, 1-20 are the only ages you can be

-that being said,

you’re a menace.

so yeah you could’ve been a quiet kid, a well-behaved kid, a good kid even,

…but not in a magical world full of awesome flora and fauna, and magical creatures,

and gods, and vision users and-

you get the point.

plus, you hadn’t really learned English yet until u were a bit older so (who can blame you i hate this language ur so valid)

and for whatever reason English is the only one these guys speak, besides maybe some mythical creatures like the aranara or something

so its kinda absolute chaos trying to reign u in at times.

so needless to say the entirety of Inazuma is terrified for you.

like, even if you aren’t the “Creator” per say in this, they still know what the warmth of your power feels like

But more importantly-

You know who’s the first to spot a random wandering-non-Inazuman-child? And take you in? Especially one that radiates that same energy of presence they feel sometimes + makes them more powerful???

The Amazing, the All-Powerful, Awe-Inspiring Oni: Arataki Itto!

Not even his gang, or Kuki are the first to see you, nah it’s Itto himself,

he literally finds 12 yr old you just sneaking around in awe in Chinju Forest,

and needless to say ur pretty fascinated with the colors and the vibes, and it’s not like Genshin Impact existed when u were this young, ur poor younger self is just rlly paranoidly looking around

Itto is kinda a lot at first, and he was a little confused by ur constant rubbing your arms, or tapping ur fingers on stuff, (or all the stims u be doing when ur nervous) but he just took it all in stride

so Itto, after like an hour and a few well placed rocks at his face and groin by 12 yr old u who was ready to fight to the death at first, FINALLY convinced you by drawing a little picture of his house and his friends

and all that clear effort, despite the foreign world, foreign non-human guy, etc., made you warm up to him too, afterall, even 12 yr old you knew a himbo when they saw one 💪

at first he just thought you were another person who was getting powered up by that yokai he felt (he was convinced thats what you were when u weren’t physically here before, like some kind of powerful gift giving/deal making yokai)

but after he saw you shapeshift the next morning into 16 yr old you, (he lives with his grandma so ur younger self felt pretty safe staying with a himbo guy and an little grandma lady)

he was now more convinced than ever-

that you were some kind of god that’s been in hiding since the archon war (his granny has a lot of cool stories so what?! hes a very educated oni thank you very much!),

rather than a vision user, and he also thinks u being random ages is deffo a curse, and its to keep ur powerfulness limited!! - Arataki Itto, 202X

(bc younger u doesnt remember that u can upgrade ppl, or at least it takes em a learning curve bc they gotta relearn everytime)

okay but itd be so funny tho if nobody else believes that (esp the non-magical folk), bc to them, ur just like, a bunch of siblings (child, teen, adult you lmao) or a tanuki lol

he eventually gets Kuki to believe, after she also sees how you change/the aura is honestly more powerful too once she’s paying attention, like instead of like a blanket, ur like standing in front of a raging campfire

but she makes him keep it a secret

ur really vulnerable a lot of the time, so they’re both worried abt keeping u happy and safe, aw cuties <3

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so yeah, ur literally just chillin with the arataki gang all the time now

the gang become ur besties no matter the age, like they love mild pranks, and general chaos, u wanna explore no matter the age, and also love chaos, esp since it can be magical now (oh child you is having the time of their life when they’re around)

its literally a match made in heaven

plus the more hands on deck, the easier it is to keep ur ass from running off as a kid (and an adult, bc omg a shiny?? a shiny crystal fly???!! lmao neurodivergent 🤝crow/raven = shiny solidarity)

honestly Itto has a blast with all versions of you, and he’s literally the best bc he’s a himbo:

so he’s fine with answering context or “obvious” questions all the time LMAO

and if he makes any conclusions abt ppl’s behavior u dont, he’ll explain pretty quick and simple and he never sees it as awkward or smth

its honestly kinda funny bc ur like 10, and just 🤨🤨🤨??? sometimes at ppl (u got better at reading ppl as u got older obv, and at english too, that doesnt help lol)

he’s super sweet abt it, just really quick which is great too,

“he’s irritated at the guard, not us!”

or “she’s relieved, not upset, don’t worry it’s all good!”

like, u never misunderstand ANYBODY with this Oni around!! <3

(this is mainly bc Itto’s gotta know when to bail, joke, stand his ground, etc. from experience, and messing w/Kujou Sara so he’s actually really good at reading people, only when he’s paying attention tho)

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so younger u just feels safe around Itto, and so while u do get taught english (mostly by his grandma/Kuki) u also dont rlly mask,

nor do u know how to mask as well as you do in the future

so ur just running around with the gang, living ur little neurodivergent life, and anytime someone points out smth u do that might be awkward, like repeating something over and over as a stim (esp with learning english phrases/new words at times) the gang and Itto, and Kuki, are all ready to protect 💪

but most of the time what happens is- whether unintentionally or not, Itto manages to make THEM feel awkward or like they’re the ones doing something socially weird all the time 😭

just, a parent is like “this kid can’t speak English, do they even know any other language? Because all I keep hearing is them repeating that sound over and over…”

Itto: “Damn you're right they do that a lot, just like how you peek out your window a lot, but we all got our quirks man, no need to be shy about it, the kid isn’t, so just open those curtains, and that window and look out at the world!”

which announces to the whole neighborhood, bc Itto is only ever not loud when you tap his arm as a signal, that the parent is the nosiest bitch ever, he just puts them on blast for everyone to hear lmao

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Itto is actually very respectful about you, and while it would, almost be easy bc of the age switching, for him to infantilize you, he’s really good at treating you like an equal no matter how old you are :0 :D

like a giant teddy bear older brother at times, and the guys and Kuki are all pretty good at it too

(tho dw, Kuki is doing all the emotional distress heavy lifting for all of them over your safety, esp bc when u switch at first u are VERY out of your element/disoriented bc u dont always recognize Teyvat/know less English)

but that being said…

Itto fucking loves your excited/happy stims!!!

You flap your hands? Ittos flapping his arms!

You jump up and down, Itto jumps!,

…with his full grown man self with MUSCLES, and causes a mini earthquake wherever you guys are- yknow a shop, the center of town, somebody’s house, near one of the guards 💀 (which always manages to knock them flat on their ass LMFAOO)

Or best of all, you do little stompy stomps??

ITTO DOES HIS STOMPS WITH YOU, like his idle animation does??? :D !!

DUDE- (/gen.n.)

u were like 8 at the time, and saw Kujou Sara for the first time, she’s looking all badass, mostly bc Itto pranked her and she’s power-walking toward u guys pissed as hell ready to arrest him, but u love it anyway bc shes so cool, and right as Sara gets to u two-

u start doing stompy stomps! And Itto joins!!

…and she’s shocked at first, but realizing how giggly and happy u two are, and then Itto explains its bc of her???

Kujou Sara lets Arataki Itto go, for the first time, ever.

she doesnt explain, but she literally was so melted by cuteness, and a warm familiarity??, by u two she couldnt be mad anymore lmao

Itto is now legally obligated to bring you to any and all matters involving the government, regardless of age, according to Kuki Shinobu, his grandma, and himself

all for different reasons tho, Itto’s like, “My lucky charm! My bestie goes everywhere with me!”

meanwhile Kuki/grandma: “A foreign non-Teyvatian speaking child/teen at times is more adept at keeping Itto in line than anyone else, or at least getting him out of the consequences 💀”

♧

Bonus:

The first time you see the Raiden Shogun,

She scares the shit out of 6 yr old you 😭

And she recognizes that familiar aura immediately, so shes just like:

😶😦😰

(You warm up to her after she offers to show you how she can summon lightning, Itto helped her lmao, and Ei also came out to keep u safe bc Raiden is a little… unaware… at times, of mortal limits, and now that ur in a mortal body-)

Also both of them unanimously agree to be the sugar mother to all ur hyperfixation foods/safe foods ever, SCOREEEE

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Bonus 2:

*KUKI WOULD LIKE THE COLLECTIVE CITY OF INAZUMA TO KNOW SHE DOES NOT APPROVE OF ITTO TEACHING U ENGLISH CUSSWORDS

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I hope somebody likes Itto enough to enjoy this, sorry if u arent a huge fan of him Orah! I just think he's annoying and neat, and havent written abt Inazuma enough lmao

I finally graduated college/uni by the way guys!!!

Ill actually have a life now that wont be hogged by homework! Like writing! Like drawing! Like anything but school!

Anyway, love u guys, another post coming soon,

Safe Travels Orah,

💀♒️

♡my beloved♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk

[miowritings]

do you know how fast i ran tp the request box when i saw that they were open. DO YOU KNOW anyway cqn i request akito with a g/n reader going out ice skating. playing in the snow going to cafes etc shit. pleas

the brainrot is real

꧁“𝐈𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠”꧂

Akito shinonome x gn! Reader

✮A/N: HI!! I really had fun writing this and i really hope you like it! I dont know how to skate myself so i ended up asking for a friend on how to skate, i also love writing for akito, so it makes me happy requesting for him :DD

✮Summary: since this class year is almost coming to an end, your classmates recently invited you and your friend akito out to skate

✮Contains: y/n and akito are implied as childhood friends, no pronouns mentioned, you and akito are polar opposites when it comes to food, akito doesnt know how to skate, akito wants to impress y/n, might be ooc?

While you were out skating with your friends, you noticed how akito was desperately holding onto the railings as if there's no tomorrow.

Recently, your classmate invited the class out to skate,you were almost turning into second years and that meant that the class might go in their separate ways.. You always thought your friend akito knew how to skate and was actually planning to ask him for help, he knows soccer and was very athletic growing up, he probably knows how to skate, you assumed.... Turns out you assumed wrong.

You finished putting on your scarf, earmuffs and gloves and head onto the ice rink with akito, at first you wanted to skate with your classmates but.. you werent really close with them so you decided to stick with your friend akito, since you both were the closest, you notice how long it took for him to stop holding onto the railling, so you went up to him.

"Hey, kito.. you alright?" You ask, akito scoffs a bit and sighs "yeah, yeah im cool.." he replied, you carefully took his arm and tried to pull him out of the raillings, slowly but surely. "Oh, okay then.. wanna join them?" You ask, akito looks around, shaking his head "oh, no thanks.. im sticking here with you.." he replied "do you know how to skate?" You ask, akito clears his throat and adjusts his scarf "n-no.. but who cares.." he shruggs, feeling embarrassed as he cant impress you.

"Wait.. you dont? I always assumed you knew cause well... You play sports?" You added, akito groans "just because im athletic doesnt mean i know every sport there is [Y/N]" He crosses his arms and chuckles slightly. "Anyways.. i want to leave.. maybe go to a cafe or something.." he added, wanting to change the topic, you shook your head. "No, we're staying.. please? We're almost in our second years and maybe we're not even classmates anymore.. who knows?" You begged, akito sighs and nodded "fine, fine.. but how are we supposed to have fun when neither of us know how to skate?" He asks, you chuckled "i know how to skate.. i just dont know how to do those fancy moves like twirling around or jumping in mid air.." you replied. "Oh really? Didnt know someone lazy ass you knew how to skate" he teases.

"Hey, just becauze im lazy, doesnt mean i no nothing, now ill teaxh you the basic steps! So first you just uh.. bent your knees?" You added, unsure on how to teach him "sorry, i dont really know how to teach someone.." you saud awkwardly, akito nodded "no,no... Its okay, i understand very well.." he replied and bent his knees. "Not that bent.. like.. oh thats better" you pointed out. "Well.. uh.. the thing i like to do is march..? Then after that i just glide..? March and glide.." you stated, akito nodded his head and tried to march and glide while still holding onto you.

"Okay.. thats it.. yeah.. slow down so that you can take turns.." you mentioned, and akito slows down, he was getting a hang of it! "Wait.. how do you turn away..?" He asks "hm.. well just lean into the direction you want to go.. lets go over there since its less crowdy" you suggest, akito nodded "just lean into that direction and maybe.. shift your weight that way" you replied and kito did so, it took a few more tries but he eventuall did it. "Hey, you did it.!" You congratulated him, he was a fast learner which impressed you, you slowly let go of him and just skated along side him. "[Y/N] how do i stop..??" He asked, you saw ahead that there was a railling and that if you dont stop, you might get hit. "Put your feet together and form a v shape like this" you formed a v shape with your blade and you gradually slowed down, akito however didnt quite get that.. "huh? Shit it wont stop.." he added, you started skating toward his direction "what.? Cmon just try it.!" You added, he shook his head, "i told you i cant.! My legs all wobbly.. [Y/N] if i hit that railing im gonna kill you.!" He said playfully, "just form a v shape.!!" You added, you did a v shape and gradually stopped, akito nodded and formed a v shape, he wasnt stopping but he was slowing down. He eventually crashed into the railings but he wasn't hurt, because he was slowing down it reduced the impact of him getting hurt.

"Will you still kill me?" You ask, akito sighs "..nah.. you did teach me how to skate.. and all.." he says while holding onto the railings "wanna take a break?" He suggested, you nodded and left the ice rink with him. While taking off the equipment he suddenly spoke up. "There's.. this nearby cafe here and they sell really nice cheesecake and coffee.. do you wanna go there..? My treat" he mentioned "its the least i could do since you thought me how to skate.." he added. "You smile at him and ruffled his hair "yeah, sure!" You say while standing up, stretching yourself. "Hey, now my hair's messed up.." he sighs and stood up as well.

You both secretly left the ice rink and went to a nearby cafe akito was talking about, luckily not much people were there. You both ordered you drinks and dessert and sat down "really? Carrot cake?" He asked "yeah carrot cake, you dont get to talk since you like cheesecake" you teased "how is cheesecake bad? Carrot cake's the worse.." he replied. "You took a tiny slice of the cake and tried feeding it ti akito. "Comeon.. try one!" You suggested and he shook his head "no.. you know how i dont like carrots.." He added and you sighed giving up. You both talked while drinking your coffees and eating your cakes, both of you soon left the cafe.

"I cant belive they charged us just to have a takeout bag.." you added while akito sighs "why did you order such a big cake anyways? You couldve orders a slice.." he mentioned "i did.! Yknow how i eat something before we go somwhere.." you pointed out, akito sighs and took out his handkechief to wipe your cheeks "you also eat like a toddler.." he says while wiping your cheek. "Oh shut up! Lets just go" you swatted his hands away and walked alongside with him.

Maybe ice skating isn't so bad when you have a friend around..

[fandom-junk-drawer]

The Witcher Headcanon (Modern Au) - Error 404 Brain Not Found: Bonus Scene - Part 23

Jaskier had glanced up at the eave of the garden shed, and there it was.

F**k me running, that's huge! Good gods, look at the size of it! I've got to get Geralt!

Geralt is minding his own business, hiding from Yennefer hanging out in Van Roach, when Jaskier bursts in. The bard is pulling at his arm and excitedly demanding that Geralt come see this huge a** hornet nest.

It's seriously huge!

Really big!

Bigger than Yennefer's a**!

Geralt: *raises one eyebrow*

Yeah, I know! It's hard to imagine that there can be anything bigger than her a**!

Just come look at it!

Geralt sighs and gives in, allowing himself to be pulled out of his Mobile Man Cave. He's dragged to the garden shed, and there, on the eave, near the point of the roof, is indeed the biggest d*mn hornet nest he's ever seen.

The Urge made the primitive part of his brain itch like a poison ivy rash. "We should, uh, get rid of that nest. Someone could get stung." Geralt said slowly and carefully, trying to keep the excitement out of his voice.

"Yeah..." Jaskier said just as carefully, "Wouldn't want anyone to get stung. Especially Wee Roach. We're going to have to get rid of it."

Geralt was silent for a minute as he looked up at the nest, then said, his voice trembling only slightly, "How should we, uh, get rid of it?"

"Burning it would be great fun-- I mean -- great. It would be great.

"Yennefer said no fire after we burnt that big patch of grass last week getting rid of that ant hill." Geralt said.

They both looked at the round, bald patch in the yard where the grass still hadn't grown back yet.

"Blow it up. We should definitely blow it up." Jaskier replied, voice humming like a bowstring.

"Yeah, " Geralt agreed, trying to sound nonchalant, "Wouldn't want to end up setting the grass on fire, or anything."

They were both still, staring at each other mutely for almost a full minute, then Jaskier blurted "I'm getting the M80's!", and skedaddled into the house.

The Urge was demanding to be scratched, and they were going to scratch the h*ll out of it!

Several moments (and one close call with Yennefer) later, and Jaskier was helping Geralt tie an M80 to a long pole. They kept looking nervously over their shoulders every few seconds, jumping at every sound like a couple of convicts trying to coordinate a prison break

The firecracker was successfully attached to the pole and everything was ready.

A whispered argument (and a tug of war) ensued when Geralt tried to walk off with the pole.

"I want to do it!"

"I found the nest, I should get to blow it up!"

"I dont' care if 'yOu'Re a WiTcHeR aNd hAvE fAsTeR rEfLeXeS' !"

"I know how to handle a pole!"

"That was a vague 'Hmmm.' What are you implying, Geralt?"

"Now is not the time for jokes!"

"I'm NOT going to get stung-!"

Jaskier gave a sharp tug, trying to wrest the pole from Geralt's hands, and the end of it tapped the hornet nest. Both men froze as hornets buzzed agitatedly around the nest. After a few moments, the insects settled down and went back about their business.

Geralt glared at Jaskier.

Jaskier raised his middle finger.

A hornet, seemingly offended by the obscene gesture, swooped down.

Jaskier yelped in lowercase and fumbled the pole as the angry little f**ker stung him on the palm of his right hand, which just so happened to be the hand he was using to flip the bird with.

Geralt used Igni to light the fuse on the firecracker, and quickly shoved the ignited explosive into the nest. There was a loud crack!, and the nest blew apart. Chunks of paper, dead hornet bits, live hornets, and charred larvae rained down.

The few surviving hornets were now very, very angry, and went on the attack, blindly stinging anything they could find. Geralt was hit three times on the back before he could drop the stick and throw up Quen.

The hornets didn't look like they were going to give up anytime soon, so Geralt grabbed Jaskier and they fled to the house.

Yennefer was just getting off the couch to go see what the loud popping sound had been, when Jaskier burst into the living room, clutching his forearm and wailing about having been stung by a 'big a** motherf***ing hornet.'

Geralt had waved off Yennefer's help for his hornet stings. They were only hurting a little now, and the itching was mild. His body was already fighting off the venom and healing the damage.

Jaskier was not so lucky. While blowing up a hornet nest had scratched The Itch in his brain, it did nothing to scratch the itch from being stung.

48 hours later, Geralt was perfectly fine, the three sting marks on his back looked no worse than mosquito bites, and they didn't even itch anymore.

But for Jaskier, things had only gotten worse.

He'd woken up that morning, convinced that he was having a terrible allergic reaction and was going to die.

He'd run, screaming, into Yennefer's bedroom and jumped into her bed to start rather ungently shaking her awake.

"Yen, Yen wake up! Wake the f**k up!!!"

"What the h*ll, you f***ing plum!"

"Look at my f***ing hand!" *Shoves hand in her face* "I'm allergic to hornets! The swelling's gone up to my d*mn elbow! It's going to go up to my throat and I'm going to die!"

Not only was his hand swollen up like a blown up latex glove, but his whole forearm was as well.

"Get your ballooned up tw*t ticklers out of my face!"

"Look at my--!"

"You aren't allergic! It's just a generalized reaction! It's normal, for chrissake!"

"It's normal for it to look like a f***ing Mickey Mouse hand?" Jaskier asked sarcastically.

Yennefer burst out laughing. She couldn't help it. The comparison was just too perfect. It was exactly what his hand and arm looked like.

"Yes, you n*b jockey!", she said, her expression softening as she reached over to play soothingly with the hair at the nape of his neck. "You're going to be fine, I promise." She leaned over and kissed his cheek. "Now get the f**k out of my bed!"

Fears assuaged, Jaskier went downstairs to get some breakfast, and spent the next few days terrorizing Geralt with his Mickey Mouse hand after he found out that the way it looked and felt gave the Witcher the Ick when it touched him.

[blackdollette]

now one where the reader accepts and eats the "strawberries" that marcus offers 🤩🤩🤩

yes!!! omg if he offered them to me they wouldve been all gone.

"strawberries, cherries and an angel's kiss." | marcus

summer wine. - lana del rey

female!reader x marcus

contents: slight mentions of sex

you woke up in an umfamiliar bed, all your clothes having been discarded from last nights activities. you looked around the room, your eyes landed on the man that had brought you to his place.

he was doing something in the kitchen, and he was completely bare just like you were. he looked back at you, smiling. "oh hey, you're up." he placed a knife that he was using to the side and walked toward the bed, holding a glass bowl full of ripe strawberries.

he hopped into bed beside you, biting into one of them. "strawberry?" he offered. you looked down at the clear bowl, which was pressed up against his dick. this was the first time you were actually looking at it since things went pretty fat last night.

you hesitated, your train of thought being lost from the sight that was right in front of you. but after a moment, you looked up at him and smiled, "sure. thanks." he sat down beside you, placing the bowl inbetween you both and looking at you intently as you picked one from the bowl.

the two of you ate in complete silence, but it was comfortable and not awkward. you glanced over at him, who was smiling. a little grin spread across your face. "what?" you asked, accidentally looking at his dick once again.

he shrugged. "i dont know. you just seem really special i guess. ive never met a girl like you before." he bit into a strawberry with an audible crunch. you reached out your hand to brush a strand of hair out of his face. "thanks. i appreciate that."

"i mean it. i've just never felt a connection like this with anyone else. you seem genuine and real." he looks at you intently. you give him a shy little smile as you bit into another strawberry. he seemed to be thinking deeply about something.

he took a minute to study all your features carefully, not missing a single one. "so... do you, uh, live alone?" he broke the silence. you shook your head. "no, i live with my sister. its not exactly paradise, but i've been trying to manage." your tone went down a little, which he noticed. he thought for a moment.

"you know, i think it'd be kind of nice to have someone else staying here with me. like a roommate. what do you say, wanna stick around for a little while?" your eyes widen a little, but you considered your current living situation. it certainly wasnt ideal, so you saw this as a good opportunity to take the next step in your life.

"yeah, i think i'd like that a lot." you smile warmly at him, thinking that this one-night stand could turn out to be something a lot more meaningful.

author's note: im considering actually finishing the episiode and actually watching the show so that i can understand it more. thank you for the request!

[imlivinginyourtrashcan]

Hi hello and howdy

Since I can't contain my thoughts here's all the "Mirage" logicistics. Basically they either swap or enhance ones personality, heres a few examples:

Mirage Lenore is way more looney and impulsive, with a practically nonexistant off switch having to be dragged off screaming before she sets anything on fire, her group mainly sticks with her for fear of their own lives and she and Annabel are ALLOWED TO BE GAY!!! HOORAY!!! They still have the pretend to hate each other thing but thats mainly due to Annabel's paranoia

Mirage Duke is a shit magician who constantly looses parts of his tricks, he's also like WAYYY too overdramatic, the kinda mf to fall over if you steal his chip,

"MY CHIP!!"

"Its... its just a crisp.."

"I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT!"

"Oh my god..."

So yeah, pathetic cringefail looser LMFAO, but he is the kinda person to pull a "OMG MY BEST FRIEND! MOVE!" And shove whoever out of his way

Mirage Pluto is if you took a wet cat and made him a golden retriever. He's very hyperactive, social, easily distracted. Mf is like "wanna hear abt my hyperfixations?!" Talks and doesn't wait for an answer a neat thing i did with some characters Mirage's is i inverted stuff abt them like hair, emblems, all that. He still thinks M! Duke's magic is cool

Mirage Berenice is a feral little creature, constantly biting or nibbling on things (mainly Eulalies arm, or her own. I dont think chewlery exists in the victorian era). She's also the queen of being unhinged, in spectre form shes somewhat normal at least. For the most part she's in her own world

Mirage Eulalie is the mean autistic, less into creepy/old things n thinks their lame and/or weird. She's the one dragging Berenice around and keeping the gang from falling apart. Her and M! Morella really out here sharing the only group braincell, shes also blunt as fuck and wont hesitate to tell you you look bad. I wanted to lean more into the japanese part of her character so she just kinda- speaks more of it now (lol idk how else to explain it)

Mirage Morella, like M! Eulalie, is a mean autistic. She's less emotional, and more of "I dont give a damn just get me out of here.", sticks with whatever group she's feelin that day tbh. Won't tell you you look bad, will probably just call you a dumbass and leave

Mirage Annabel is kinda like regular Annabel but without the "Life is like chess" mentality. So more jumpy, kinda a walking talking mental breakdown waiting to happen. Excess paranoia and increase of hallucinations cus pookie and I decided we aren't giving her a break

Mirage Prospero is no longer fancy and polite, he is sopping wet germaphobic wet cat. He will go through great lengths to avoid disease, faints around blood and puke, screams at the sight of his own rats (or just rats/bugs in general), actively raising his and Annabel's blood pressure with how scardy he is.

Mirage Montresor is imo the funniest one cuz he's just a polite little gentleman, doin all the chivalry shit like opening doors, pushing chairs in and out, saying his pleases/thank yous/welcomes, he's even calling everyone "Sir" and "Ma'am". He's still an asshole, but you really gotta provoke him to see that

Tbh, I didn't think much abt Mirage Will since Will to me is kinda just there as Monty's lackey who gets kicked around. SO he's less of a pushover, more demanding, up and refuses what people tell him, bullies M! Monty, he tried bullying M! Ada and M! Morella but bro got his ass kicked. On top of it, he's unfortunately more sexist and stubborn. No more people pleasing ig 🤷‍♀️

Finally, Mirage Ada. What I wanted to do for her is have her be an absolute girlboss who is always serving 100% of the time. Everything she does is her choice and for her and her friends, and and and shes Aroace too, pretty chill when she has to reject someone just like:

"Hey i like u"

"Oh! I don't feel the same but we can still be friends?"

"Ok"

EPIC HIGH FIVE

She also beat M! Will up, good for her

So uh, yeah! Thats all i got. If you have questions, feel free to comment or ask in the askbox. :)

[dynamic-k]

hi i unfortunately lost my question list in all the tissue and random paper from doodling in online lessons-

NOOOOOO

devastated rn

wait i didnt know tumblr dark mode existed

wot it took moving an entire country away for dis??? /j /silly /not-srs

Okayyyyyyyyy... This is for Super Sticks by the way!

Would Purple be able to fly from tech or powers? If tech, would it be from King or RGBY?

but also i thought all of RGBY were going to be able to fly????

Would RGBY have similar fighting styles like in AVM?

Like- would Green use the fishing rod and tend to move around in battle a lot? Would Red use his animals?? WAIT THE BEE CREEPER- ...seconds eel???? sorry im still holding onto that idea i will sell my soul for it- Would Blue continue chugging drugs? ...does Yellow get a staff?

Hold up does King even make his staff?

I'm going to say that's enough questions for today :D

Forgot to mention, I'm back i guess. So uh- Hello! havent been here for a while ;-;

Have a great week in case I dont ask another question in that time!

-R

NOOOO THE LOST NOTESSS :O U n U I despise it so much when that happens siergwgjwjeoqele

..EHEHEHHEHEHHHEHEHEH "Dark" mode-

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You have an incredible tendency to ask just the right questions at the right time, right at the moment I happen to be thinking and brainrotting about it- XD

Alright- So-

Since I did kinda already share --in that other post-- a light basis of what the CG in Super Sticks would be able to do, you know... I might as well elaborate a bit, yeah? XD

Top secret paper, there you go, have fun reading through the blur.

okay okay

I'm not thaaatt mean- XD

I know what is written there and I'm still having difficulty- XD

[I can catch "All have wings", and everyone's names..]

Anyway- Uhmmm

Blue gets illusionary tech [hologram projection stuff, teehee] and leaping armor to jump significantly higher and farther than normal. [+wings]

Red gets flash teleporting; armor that temporarily can alter his very code to move it short distances away, and multiple burst teleports can be done in short succession of each other. Plus extra strength in the form of power punching armor-ey gloves. [+wings] (He does get ahold of dizzy suppressants later to aid with the occasional nausea side effects).

Yellow gets hard light properties: Can create hover platforms, a sword, shielding, and hard light ammo that he can fling fast and far distances. It requires a very powerful source of energy to function, which ends up being a gem in a garage sale that will be found and utilized at one point in the near future. It looked like a lamp decoration jewel and was sold cheaply. Yellow also gets cool googles with many different functions. [+wings]

Green gets durable, very long, coils of string stored in dual arm guns. There are capped sticky ends so when he shoots the string out, the rounded end will catch ahold of a surface and like a grappling hook he can climb and latch onto things. He also gets coded blades on the same arm guns. He cannot use the shooting string and the blade at the same time, they are only interchangeable since both are stored and swappable in the same gun. He may use one gun for shooting string and the other to hold a blade, however. [+wings]

The entire point was to give each quadruplet a main weapon, obviously a set of wings, and then a backup mode of transportation as a fail-safe in case there is wing malfunctions or failures.

These powers may be altered slightly as I get closer to the point of the plot where it is officially stated and explained..? Perhaps? But this is what I have come up with for now. :D

I also want to play on the Team Effort part of the Color Gang's journey in putting together their upgrade costumes.

Blue in his mini-bedroom laboratory, crafting dizzy suppressants for Red. Someone besides Yellow locating that garage sale gem that powers the hard light tech.

Everyone gets a major opportunity to assist in the full-scale construction of their hero-ing equipment.

It's not all just "Yellow builds everything and his siblings kinda assist him", no. They really work together to bring Second's birthday gift to its completion.

I can't share everything that happens, but this is where you can expect the story to go. :D

Now Purple-y Wurple-y over here, is gonna be a surprise. >:3

You needa wait and see until I get there in the plotline, before you know all of what he can do. U v U

I will say that it is King's tech, though. :D [Purple, much like the CG, does not retain any legit genetic superpowers and instead has upgrades to rely on]

Honestly, it is really funny you mentioned Green and his fishing rod when I have string shooters for his upgrades- XD

Red would NOT use his multitudes of cute, little, fragile animals, for fear of them getting hurt- :O

No Beeper. [The collective fandom name for Bee-Creeper]

There is no eel YET, but there may be, I have not decided.

XD With how excited and attached you are to the eel, I just might I just might- Honestly it'd be so cute for Second to end up with an eel pet~

Blue will indeed enjoy his bitter fungus several times over in the future, if naught but for the comedics~ It's not drug-like or alcoholic in my AU, though. Just tastes bad to most sticks.

There will be no staffs. Not for Yellow, nor for King.

:D You also have a great day!

You've already made mine epic with your ask! :3

[violetwitch12087]

While working at a gas station you get a visit by a particular 'ghost'

Gas Station (Peter Maximoff)

I walk into the gas station that i work at its boring theres nothing to do but just sit there all shift but i need the money so i guess imma have to endure it

I walk behind the counter setting my bag down in a cubby and walk over to some boxes filled with chips and candy and all that i pick one up carefully before i hear the bell ring i turn towards the door "welcome" i say and look confused when i realize no ones there i guess im losing it i walk over to an isle about to set the box down when something almost makes me fall it was quick almost like wind but theres no wind in here that thats strong

"Hello?" I say maybe its a ghost i mean i believe in ghost but why the hell is there one here? "Hey show urself asshole" i say loudly trying to seem more intimidating "uh okay" i hear a voice say the ghost just talked to me i whip around quickly to be met by not a ghost but a really attractive guy "uh hi im sorry i think im hallucinating" i say giving a awkward smile

I admire his features his silver jacket his handsome face his black shirt and pants and a pair of goggles on his head and his silver hair theres no way thats real

He smiles a bit his dimples showing making my knees a little weak "nope just me messin with you" he says and i look at him confused "what do you mean" i ask the boy "well im just really fast" he says before i know it a flash goes in front of me and the boxes are empty all the food in their place

"What- how did you-" i say before it clicks hes a mutant "mutant" i say and he nods standing there proudly "god you asshole" i say hitting him kinda hard "i thought i was gonna go to a mental ward" i say and he laughs before he pulls out a twinkie from the shelf and starts to eat it "why exactly are you eating that without paying?" I ask "well i just unloaded all those boxes and usually its another person whos in here when im stealing from this place so i think i deserve a twinkie" he says before he takes a bite

I shrug my shoulders "as long as you actually are nice and help around here and there ill let you eat as many twinkies as you would like" i say and his face lights up "alright" he says and i nod sticking my hand out which he takes shaking it his warm hand engulfing mine

I pull my hand back nervously "uhm do whatever you want i need to do some other work around here" i say beginning to walk away "well can i help? I dont wanna be stuck at home and i dont really have anyone to talk too" he says and i turn around smiling slightly before i nod and he excitedly rushes after me and we get some more boxes and he helps put them away and he even helped me wipe down the counters and sweep and mop

I turn to the silver headed boy "thanks for all the help" i say "yeah no problem, the names peter" he says and i nod "y/n" i say and he nods as well "pretty name" he says and a blush fills my face "thanks" i say "well its the end of my shift" i say and he nods understandingly "same time tomorrow?" He asks and i nod smiling "bye peter" i say and he nods before he watches me get into my car and drive away and he speeds away to his house

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Its been a cycle now that peters been at my job for maybe 2 weeks now and its finally time for my shift and for some reason im actually excited ive never been excited for this job who am i kidding its because of peter god hes so cute his hair his smile his jokes i just want him all to myself i just wanna cover him with kisses

I drive to the gas station and walk in setting my stuff in the cubby again and i hear the bell ring i quickly look up and see no one i smile before i go to the isles slowly walking through them before i feel something run past me and i turn around quickly but no ones there i keep walking when i feel someone playfully push me i laugh and look around more and eventually peter appears behind me

"Boo!" He says grabbing me which makes me scream and push him before we burst out laughing i go up to him and push him harder "asshole" i say smiling he pushes me back playfully and i push him back before we both are trying to push each other both of our weight on each other if one of us was to let go and walk away the other person would fall forward

I start playfully flinging my hands at him like a 'cat fight' and he does the same both of our hands just hitting each other like kids making me laugh more before i accidentally hit his face i gasp and he stands there shocked for a moment i laugh a bit "peter im so sorry" i say a smile still on my face and i lead him over to behind the counter and sit him down still smiling

I turn his head looking to see if theres a accidental mark "awe poor baby" i say teasingly and he rolls his eyes smiling still i lean down and place a kiss on his head before another on his cheek and before i know it i have his head in my hands his hands gently holding onto my wrists as i kiss his face over and over

I kiss his nose his head his cheeks as well i pull away still holding his head "you okay now?" I say a smile starting to appear back onto my face and he nods softly smiling a bit as well our smiles start to disappear before we both lean in and our lips connect him holding my wrists still my hands holding his head as we kiss each other lovingly turning our heads as well this has to be a dream

We finally pull away and i smile slightly at him a blush on my face making him smile as well "well" i say "yeah" he says "at least gou're a good kisser tho" i say and he smiles more "thanks you are too, does that mean i can kiss you again?" He asks and i nod frantically before we kiss again his plump lips my now new addiction

God hes so adorable...

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Heres another onnneee yeah please request and chat with me and follow i hope you enjoy my posts more *mwah mwah mwah* bye i love you my love

[lizard-shifter-noms]

Wayward Waters Chapter 15

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Hello everyone! Chapter 15!

absolute Chaos!!

this Story contains Vore, Dont like dont read.

have fun reading!

and as always Reblogs are appreciated! (Also ASK’s are open so feel free to bother me!)

AO3 Link for those that prefer the layout there;

AO3 Wayward waters

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I stared in unabashed horror as the thing that could pick up Ronan and me as we were right now in one hand leaned over and put its head close to the bowsprit of the Call Of The Damned, where Cassidy stood.

He did not run, or even flinch as the Kraken Mer got close enough to just bite off a good chunk of the front of his ship.

Cassidy was either very brave or very foolish, perhaps both.

The Kraken lowered itself down until it was approximately on eye level with him, staring directly at him with those weirdly pale Lilac eyes with the weird pupils that almost seemed to slightly glow.

For a moment that seemed to stretch into eternity nobody moved, not Cassidy, not the Kraken, not any of and not even the wind and waves.

Then the behemoth blinked, slowly, at Cassidy and very gently and carefully put its own head against his way smaller one.

It sure was something to see, something where a human wasn’t even the size of half a finger being so gentle.

Then the Kraken drew away, letting go of the ship and slinking back into the crater in the middle,  the water making a few waves as it disappeared.

Then it was like it had never been here. 

The seawater went back to being weirdly clear and calm, The only difference was the number of shipwrecks that dotted the ground that I now realized had been worked smooth by years of traveling over it.

Not unlike the sunning rock back at the Castle.

I still stood there frozen,  staring at something that wasn’t even there anymore.

“I think i have to throw up”

Ronan said from somewhere to my right.

Which, honestly? Fair.

I left him to that for now in favor of Looking for Robin, wherever Jamie had dragged him.

Though there was still blood in my fur and mouth, better wash that first.

So instead of going up the slope I went down to the water,  sticking my head in and trying to wash the blood out.

Rinsing my mouth out I noticed that the water here was less salty tasting as in the rest of the ocean, then again blood also tasted salty and I had the taste in my mouth for quite a bit.

Shaking the water out like a wet cat I went back up the slope, where Jamie was already walking up while the others tended to their wounds.

Well Akeem didn’t bleed and he didn’t even look like he had any scratches,  he was probably making sure they wouldn’t do stupid shit again.

Walking up I saw that Jamie had not bothered to wash the blood off,  and was making rusty red colored footprints on the stone.

Well that was not nice to see,  but at least as the blood dried the prints got less defined.

“Jamie, wait for me! Where did you drag Robin to?”

I was beside them in just a few steps and they pointed to a dead tree up on the ridge of the island.

“I told him to go hide behind that! 

And stay there until someone went to get him”

“Thank you!”

I ran past Jamie who grumbled something about walking unnecessarily upwards and went back down to where the rest of the Crew was.

Sprinting up the smooth stone I had reached the dead tree in no time, leaning to look around it showed nothing though.

But spotting the bright red mop of hair was not hard,  he was just a few paces away looking into a little divot filled with water, surely from the last time it rained.

“Robin! There you are!”

He snapped his head around to look at me, face brightening immediately.

“Dononvan! Is it over? I- uh i did look even though Jamie told me not to, i didn’t think the Kraken would be a mer, is it gone now?”

Of course curiosity would get the best of him, but if the scene with the Mer appearing completely for a bit was all he saw it wasn’t too bad.

“Yeah, i have no idea what the hell happened,  but the Kraken is gone, went back into its Hidey hole”

He looked confused at me for a second.

“Where is your tooth?”

Ah, yep, that.

“Uh, i think Akeem has it right now,  it got stuck in some wood, don’t worry it’s not bad”

“If you’re sure, what are you gonna do with it?”

“No idea, maybe i’ll give it to Ronan,  he’s interested in any biology stuff i think”

Not like I had any use for it now,  and hopefully the new one would actually grow in.

Robin just hummend, nodded and stared back into the water for a moment, which I noticed was way deeper than originally assumed,  not unlike the hole in the middle of the island.

Shuddering slightly I ignored that in favor of looking at whatever Robin had been watching in the shade of some boulders.

Jellyfish, pulsing with a soft glow as various colors circled through their skin.

Huh, that was kinda pretty, 

but nearly all jellyfish stung so better not touch them.

“Do you think that’s the result of magic? 

They kinda look like some of Oakley’s crystals”

They really did.

“No idea, but they’re still jellyfish and i have no idea what would happen if you got stung by those,  now come on let’s go back i want to leave this island as fast as i can”

He nodded and stood up, immediately trying to climb up my arm from where I had hunched over.

“You got splinters under your ear, want me to pluck them out?”

There were? Well better not shift with things stuck to me.

“If you can yeah, i still don’t know what happens when i shift with things stuck in my skin, and i don’t want to know”

If it stayed the same size while I shrunk I would have quite a problem.

Robin worked quickly to pluck them all out,  the tiny pieces of wood feeling like nothing to me.

After he got them out he ran his fingers trough the fur to check if he missed any, the feeling of his way smaller hands brushing trough the fur feeling strangely soothing.

“I think i got all of them, are you gonna shift here or by the boat?”

“Boat, i’m still not sure what the hell happened,  or if all the Pirates are gone”

“Mhm”

He climbed up to sit somewhere in my mane,  hunkering down and going out of sight.

“M’ glad you’re okay”

He mumbled into my fur and I walked slower for a moment.

“Yeah, so am I, and I’m glad nothing happened to you either”

I resumed walking at a normal pace,  though that was still way faster than a human.

Down the slope I could see Ronan, still in creature form, getting absolutely beat by Jamie who used their bird claws to play earring.

Ouch, I knew that hurt.

And he certainly looked like he found that painful.

“What is that? One of Imugi’s friends?”

Came it from my mane and I realized Robin couldn’t see the bracelet from where he was, it being on Ronan’s other arm.

“Ah, no that’s Ronan, somehow” “WHAT? Wait, I thought the bracelet killed people that don’t have that weird gene thing Oakley said?”

“Don’t scream in my ear! But uhh yeah,  Apparently he can wear it? Somehow?”

I really had no idea why he was able to put it on, or why he thought it was a good idea to test that in the middle of a Kraken attack.

“Does that mean he’s related to you? And why does it look so weird? 

Rowley didn’t look like that at all, more like you than that”

That I could give no answer to, could this even be called Ardua? 

Or was it something else altogether?

“I don’t think so? Whatever that is i don’t think its an Ardua,  we should ask Oakley about when we can”

Robin hummed in agreement and I watched Ronan try to shake of Jamie like I had done.

Though with way less success.

“Dononvan! Help! How the fuck do i shift back? 

Jamie won’t let go of my ear!”

Ah, that was why, he’d only seen me turn INTO an Ardua but not back.

I let Robin jump down from my back and went over to Ronan, Jamie still hanging from his ear.

When they saw me they jumped off, doing a salto and landing on their feet, scampering to Akeem to use him as a perch.

I rolled my eyes at the antics and then showed Ronan how to shift back, his oversized fingers, or flippers? Having a bit of trouble with dexterity.

As soon as he was back to normal alongside me he got slapped behind the head by Imik, 

who then went on to put his hands around the poor new shifters neck.

“DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED WE WERE WHEN WE COULDN’T FIND YOU? AND THEN YOU’RE JUST DOING STUPID SHIT WHILE SWIMMING AROUND! 

ALSO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WEARING SOMETHING THAT YOU WERE WARNED COULD KILL YOU WAS A GOOD IDEA! YOU NEVER THINK OF CONSEQUENCES!”

I walked backwards a little as Imik ranted at Ronan who just let him, not even trying to remove the hands from his neck and instead opting to just hold his wrist.

“I actually did think of consequences for once! I used the data I got from Donovan and compared it to myself! I don’t know why but for some reason I completely forgot to examine myself at ANY point in the past!

Wild huh? A it turns out eels aren’t so bad a tool to find out if you have more than one heart”

What.

Of course leave it to him to forget to ever examine himself while gushing over every other biological marvel.

Imik looked doubtful and confused at him.

“No wait, i did Chest compressions on you,  there was only one heartbeat, the fuck are you talking about?”

“Oh yeah the heart you kickstarted is the other one,  i’m pretty sure the first one got fried”

By this point everyone was just looking at him either dumbfounded or sort of disappointed and confused.

Imik finally took his hands away from Ronan’s neck at least.

“You SO owe us an explanation when we are home! What the hell man!

AND we are telling Grace to properly examine you! I can’t believe you managed to weasel yourself out of any proper doctor appointment ever”

Ronan just stood there sheepishly, at least until Imugi waddled on land and started chewing on his sleeve.

“Sorry, but it worked out didn’t it? And this new form thingy is quite cool! 

Hey now I could help Imugi tow the boat! Or-”

We left him rambling at Imik and Jamie, who still looked like they wanted to throttle him, and instead went back to the boat.

Akeem was already walking back up the plank,  my lost tooth hoisted over his shoulder.

At least he had taken the time to wash the blood off,  and whatever else had splattered onto his skin.

“Donovan? Do you think the ship will sail okay? 

It’s got a few more holes than before”

True, the pirates had shot at it with not exactly terrible aim.

“Im sure as long as the part that’s actually in the water didn’t get damaged we should be fine, maybe a bit slower now though”

Robin just stared at a piece of broken railing as we walked back onboard.

“I hope so, what now? I mean, the Pirates are, uhh, gone, do we just go home with Rikaad as soon as the Victory Rose is repaired?”

“Honestly? I don’t know, but if they have to repair the ship i’m sure we can get a day to explore at least”

“I hope so, this has been chaotic and so far I haven’t even seen a single seashell!”

Oh right, and I had told Arthur I’d bring him a pretty one.

“Yeah, i’m sure we can find a few,  a big ship like that wont get repaired in just one day”

He nodded and climbed up the stairs to the top part of the deck, carefully avoiding the broken railing.

“They really missed most shots huh? 

The only things they hit where the door and pieces of the railing”

“They also got the very tip of the bowsprit! Somehow, but the little Flame didn’t come back”

Ah right, the Elmsfire that Jamie had titled as dangerous.

“I’m sure Jamie said that was something called ‘Elmsfire’ and i don’t think the next time we see it will go as smoothly as this one”

Considering how chaotic and dangerous it had already been shortly after the fires appeared I wasn’t exactly keen on having them show up again.

“Aww, it seemed nice, im sure being taken by everyone as some harbinger of doom must get lonely”

“There were more than just one,  i’m sure they befriend each other or something”

Though he did have a point in that, maybe the fire disappeared because it wasn’t used to people being friendly?

Whatever the case we had managed to power through this insanity mostly unscathed, missing tooth not counting.

“I hope they do! I find it interesting that Fire can do that! 

Hey if there’s fire that can take on such a form what about other elements? Like water! Or air!”

“A water spirit is sometimes called an undine, 

or more commonly known as Nixie or Naiad”

I turned confusedly to the voice behind us, 

which turned out to be Shalimar.

“How the fuck did you get here?”

She shrugged.

“Got bored on Dad’s ship, and i’ve actually met a few Naiads,  they’re pretty playful, and not exactly aware that people need air”

Ah, so they might drown you and not realize, nice.

“Ohh, and what about air spirits? Do earth ones exist? 

No wait Dryads are a thing so earth spirits definitely exist”

Shalimar just shrugged.

“Eh, dunno i’m a sailor not a bird, but i think Nymra met one once,  uhh i think she called it a Sylph or something, don’t remember”

There really were a lot of unusual life forms out there,  Then again magic also existed.

Shalimar jumped back down to the larger part of the deck and went to try and undo the sail, a concerned Imik and Ronan immediately rushing to do it before she could.

It wasn’t long before other boats aimed to leave this place as well, immediately healing for the exit and avoiding the hole in the middle as best as they could.

The Call Of The Damned ignored that completely and just went straight over it, sailing past some smaller boats and out again.

After this people sure would have some questions for him,  including myself.

What in the absolute FUCK had been the plan here? 

And what if it didn’t go as it should have? DID it even go as it should?

And why could he summon a fucking KRAKEN?

Well he was on an entirely different ship,  and likely would not let anyone else on for a while.

By now Jamie had put the boxes back up again to sit on top of them only to get distracted by Akeem asking them to go be lookout.

I sat on the free spot in the middle,  not really keen on going near water right now.

Robin sat next to me, staring at the bowsprit as if the Elmsfire he had apparently decided was a friend would show up again.

“… are you okay? I know you don’t like fighting”

Yeah, this was the second time I was fighting in a bigger battle,  if one could call this that?

“Honestly? Right now I’m just tired,  but I also have too much adrenaline to sleep for the next few hours,  and maybe paranoia about what just went down.

As soon as were back home, or just on land i guess,  i’m going to faceplant on the next best soft surface and sleep”

Not only that but half of my limbs were pretty achy,  though that would go away in time.

“Well, uhh… at least you have quite the story to tell to Fable? 

And Arthur, im sure Nea would love to hear it too”

“Yeah Nea would probably love all the parts I hated,  I somehow have no doubt she would have planted her giant claymore in one of the Kraken’s tentacles.

Though im sure Oakley will be delighted at knowing there is such a creature out here,  fuck knows he might even come here to see for himself”

Oakley would probably even find a way to communicate with it, somehow.

“Yeah, how old do you think you’d have to get to get as big as that Kraken?”

Good question, how big was that thing anyway? 

Its entire head had been as tall as my Giant form at least.

“Older than Oakley is now probably, I mean he’s what? 

Sixhundred? And still pretty small”

Robin laughed, and then complained as Oakley was still a bit taller than him, at least if the winged bastard wasn’t crouching.

We sat like that for the entire way back to Kariba island, which apparently was the closest inhabited island to Graves keep,  just trying to wind down from the stressful day.

Ronan falling overboard with the Bracelet had been a pretty bad scare, and I was still tempted to whack him for that, again.

Though i’d have to tell him to visit us sometime,  He was a pretty alright guy, if airheaded.

He also should show the Bracelet to Oakley, 

surely this new type of Bracelet would interest him,  and maybe he’d know the name of the new creature!

Even though I had found it and it was technically mine,  I wouldn’t ask him to give it back.

I didn’t need it, I had my own and I was not keen on being some strange water creature.

And who knew? Maybe my genetics thing wasn’t even compatible with the blue Bracelet, and I wasn’t about to try it.

Oakley surely would know more.

Man that guy would get to hear a wild story,  after all it surely was not everyday one came so close to a Kraken.

Though he’d probably go out and see for himself if he could.

The Halcyon parked in its usual spot, which I was actually thankful for as I had no doubt the rest of the island and all the Boats would be very loud by now, people asking what happened and the like.

At this point i really only wanted to sleep,  feeling drained of energy, maybe they’d let me crash on their cushioned bench they patchworked somehow.

Robin was looking at all of it with wide eyes, well he had not been here before and this place WAS quite something.

“Wow, so much stuff! And on so little room! I want to explore it!”

“Not today, im sure all the other ships are currently overrun by onlookers that want to know what happened, maybe tomorrow i’m also rather tired”

Robin blinked and then nodded.

“You look tired! Do we have to sleep on the ship?”

“No, these guys have a house, well if you want to call a repurposed cave that”

I pointed at where the door was, noticing Imugi was already waddling up to the little area filled with saltwater.

Robin stared at her, apparently not aware she could go on land as well.

“She’s on land! Wow!”

I had no doubt that he wanted to go up to her,  this time properly and not the fleeting time when she’d brought us from the Call Of The Damned to the Halcyon.

“Yeah, you can go up to her if you want, i’m sure nobody will mind”

He squealed in joy and ran down the plank Akeem had put down to get on land, myself following slowly behind as Robin ran out of sight to play with the sea serpent.

Eh, at least with Imugi there he wouldn’t get hurt,  and I was too tired to do anything else today.

Pretty sure I was experiencing an adrenaline crash or however that was called.

“You good man? No wait dumb question,  you want me to put up a hammock for you?”

I nodded thankfully at Imik who walked ahead to put up said hammock.

At least that way I didn’t take up the cushion bench in their living room.

Walking back into their home it still looked as chaotic as when we left.

And Yamet was somehow in the kitchen already if the sound of sizzling oil was anything to go by.

Well that was fast, ignoring how tired I was as I would have to get up to sit at the table later anyway and peaked my head into the Kitchen.

Yamet was humming and slathering slabs of what might be pork in something that smelled like mustard and then covered them in crumbs.

He then tossed them into a pan filled with oil,  all in all it smelled pretty good.

And apparently he had gotten Ronan to peel potatoes,  probably as punishment for doing all that stupid shit today.

Deserved.

I sneaked past that to not bother them and went outside down to the little pond area where Imugi had her Fun splashing water at Robin who rather unsuccessfully tried to splash back.

Well that wasn’t fair, grinning, I shifted again back to the Ardua form, stalking around the rock formations like I had seen cats do.

I jumped into the water next to Imugi, 

making a wave that was actually effective against her, and knocked Robin off his feet so that he landed in the water laughing loudly.

Imugi squeaked in joy and used her flippers to splash water at me, soaking my fur so that I could just shake myself and get half the water back on her.

Robin had climbed up one of the boulders,  laughing and trying to wring his shirt out.

“Well like that I can’t win!”

True, luckily Imugi brought a bunch of large flat rocks over, what they were for i had no idea.

At least until she took a single one into her beak and tossed it in a way that made it skip the entire length of the watery area.

“OHHH! Donovan did you see that? Even i can’t do that!”

Oh great, the Sea Serpent could skip rocks, and she looked rightfully proud of it.

“Yeah i did see, im right here, well i can skip rocks but not as good as that, and she doesn’t even have hands!”

Imugi clacked with her beak and tried to give me one of the stones, which i could neither hold, not even with my teeth as a tooth was missing nor with my paws.

Walking a bit back out of the water I turned back to human size, grabbing my own flat rock from the multitude of pebbles on the wet ground.

I handed a few to Robin as well.

“Here i’ll show you how to do it”

Taking one of the pebbles I put it in my hand and showed Robin how to toss it in slow motion first before letting it skip.

It managed about five times before Imugi snapped it up in her beak.

“Hey! That was a good one! It could’ve gone longer!”

Imugi just made a clicking noise and spat the pebble onto a ledge, taking position between two larger boulders sunk into the water.

Ah, that was her plan.

“Oh I got it, we need to get at least one rock between the boulders while Imugi is there!”

We played that, after showing Robin a few more times how to skip rocks, till someone yelled out that Yamet was done cooking.

Despite trying we lost though,  Imugi being surprisingly good at catching small and fast things.

Then again that’s what she was focusing on.

She whistle-clicked proudly at having won and was nice enough to give us a lift to one of the windows, where Akeem immediately tossed towels at us as we entered.

“Yamet cooked, dry off and you can get a plate”

With that he left and I dried the mud out of my shoes,  in the end just deciding to take them off and put them against the wall to not track dirt everywhere.

Yamet had really just put the meat randomly on the plates, 

each containing about the same amount of meat as well as mashed potatoes which were probably courtesy of Ronan’s help.

As it turned out the crumbs around the meat was just bread,  but somehow this was still one of the best meat dishes i’ve had, £ and the mashed potatoes were also okay,  especially with the sauce Yamet handed out from a pitcher.

Apparently he had done so so everyone could choose how much they wanted, if any at all.

Smart, and practical in case someone didn’t like it.

Though eating while Having Jamie sitting to my right and once again not using any cutlery to dig in wasn’t the best experience.

They really ate like a feral hog,  it was a miracle that nothing got on their sweater somehow.

Probably practice.

After dinner we talked for a bit longer, mostly just cussing at Ronan for being so dumb and reckless.

And then the next thing i knew was that i woke up in the middle of the night in a hammock, huh, must have fallen asleep.

And Akeem must have been the one to drag me to the hammock as I wasn’t sure if any of the others could even lift me.

Where was he anyway? 

And why the fuck did i wake up at this ungodly hour?

It was still dark outside, and the moon wasn’t even that high up, so still about two hours till midnight.

Ugh, great.

My brain was foggy, and still tired as well but I felt like I had to get up.

There was something that called me outside, not hearable but still there.

Tired and foggy brained I followed it, it was almost like an invisible thread slowly pulling me outside.

In an almost sleepwalk-like state I went past a sleeping Imugi down the island.

I had no idea where I was going, or even why,  just that Something wanted me to go down what would be the ‘root’ of the wisdom tooth shaped island.

The longer one too if i recalled correctly as that was the side the Crew had built their chaos house.

It was eerily quiet too,  though that didn’t really register in my foggy brain, not even that there weren’t even any of the nocturnal creatures out and about.

It was only as I got to the very end of the peninsula, a sandy little corner, that I realized I couldn’t even hear the waves, because there were none.

The entire ocean was smooth like a freshly polished mirror,  and reflected the starry sky just the same.

It was actually pretty beautiful.

Then something moved underneath the surface of the mirror like water, that I now realized was about as calm as at a Graves keep.

No, exactly like Graves keep, Kraken included as I saw the pearlescent behemoth rise from the water not too far away from me,  looking like it was replacing the moon itself.

NEXT / PREVIOUS / OVERSIGHT

[bwobgames]

Previous First

"Ha! He really thinks he's going to intimidate me with the constant reminder of him by my side? Fool! I have been following criminals closely since the start of my career! This is nothing.

It doesn't even work! It makes me feel comforted and warm inside! This is such a loss for him. He's gonna get a bad grade in criminal."

They get out of the room

"Well, what now. What's the plan that Im going to foil. In detail, please"

"Well, this is supposed to be a museum, right? They should have hidden little rooms or compartments for more... important items.

Somewhere that can fit a person."

"And ... uh, finding more about this museum! I mean, i dont even know what type of museum, if it even has anything actually worth stealing. So let's ask around."

"Im thinking the observation tower. I heard some interesting people reunite there"

"Observation tower?"

"Oh, right, is this tall tower that leads to a balcony surrounded by glass"

"Oh, that's..."

"I'm not ... a fan of heights, i think."

"That's okay!!"

"We don't have to go there! Im sure the people are gonna be around the mansion as well, or we can ask someone else! Or just look around and find for ourselves! We dont have to go"

"...Why?"

"Huh?"

"Why are you acting like you care for me or something. We are not buddies. Are you trying to manipulate me?"

"No! That's not...!"

"...Sorry. We dont know each other.

I know that."

"Ah. Fuck. Hes sad now.

This is not being manipulative, right? Usually, stuff like that doesn't work on me. Im too oblivious to other peoples feelings or something like that.

But, this feels different.

I... I don't want to see him sad.

I'd rather see him smile

I'd like to see him smile forever.

Uh, behind bars!!! Of course!! Because of JAIL. Yeah."

"But I will know you! Because- um, for your criminal database! Yeah! And! And I will stick by you all the way you know! You're under my jurisdiction

I won't leave you.

Now, stop moping"

He gives a sweet smile

"... You are way better than cigarettes"

"I do not understand your riddles, scarf man"

"You say it's weird that i care about you, but here you are, caring about me."

"Wha- Who says Im being caring? Im just, um, being a professional. Poor emotional stability will make your actions more erratic, and that's a problem if I want to catch you"

He makes a mischievous expression

"Ah, fuck. I brought this into myself, didn't I?"

"Oh? You want to catch me? In your arms?"

"Um. Yes!"

"Then what? Will you restrain me? Tie me up?"

"Um, yes?"

"Oh no, I'll be all tied up at your mercy, with my clothes ripped off"

"Wha- Your clothes?!"

"What if I'd enjoyed it? What would you do then?"

"Uh. Change of topic!!! Exploring, right?!? Looking around, yeah??? Yeah!!! "

[pookapufferfish]

this ended up really long ack

1. first time i came across you was pansear doodles' shanonigan series... nicenon 🫵 honestly didnt really have any strong opinions on you? only really took a chance to look at your blog a bit later when you liked and reblogged a couple of my posts and i got curious you seemed like a sweet person! i dont think i followed you til a few weeks after that because i used to be super picky with who i followed and didnt want to crowd my dashboard. yeah that mindset went out the window i think i decided to stick around because you put up with my chaos and askbox invasions and holding one of your characters for ransom and then proceeding to forcibly adopt them and at some point you followed me back and i remember that day because i was SO happy all day and may or may not have gone around telling people that one of my favorite artists had followed me back and i was going mildly insane

2. my current impression of you? you're like.. unofficial tumblr big sibling sort of person it feels really weird actually saying that but i dont know ack you're just. the sweetest kindest person ive met on here and you are always there when i have random stupid questions or just want to say hi or feel like bothering someone for no reason. and you just. feel real you feel like a real person with real feelings and real problems and i generally suck at empathy but almost all of your vent posts i feel like "damn wait no i get that" and i would kill for you

3. you are pooka. in my brain. you are stuck forever as pooka

4. fidget and spectrum of colors!! they're both so shaped...

5. put yourself first. you dont have to make everyone happy, you dont have to be friends with everybody, you dont have to put up with anything you dont want to.

6. mmmmm mangoes. and warm bread.

7. apparently dusty got this one correct so im just going to say that you give off tall person vibes to me hgfghjm

8. slugcat shrink ray go!!!

9. chinchilla. you have been declared chinchilla and you now are stuck as chinchilla you are the fuzziest chinchilla of all chinchillas

10. um. uh. um. ...the first 42 digits of pi are 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716

Wuh?!? I never knew you found me through nicenon svavavfava. I am glad I can be the Tumblr big sibling

Dbsgaghagdua mangoes and chinchillas will be a constant

This is a really sweet answer to my post, thank you

[milesworld96]

Pt 2 of me freaking the fuck out

OMG SHINSUKE HAIIII❤️❤️❤️

Oh my Shinsuke😳

I desperately need him to murder a mf rn

OMG CANDICE PROMO

HAIHAIHAIHAIHAIAHIAHIAHIAHAIHAI GRILIE😍😍😍😍😍😍

OMG INDI SPOTTING WSG GIRLIEE💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

Wsg Xia☺️☺️

XIA WTTFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOO

CANDICE NOOOOOOOOOO☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

XIA WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭

Canidice girl NOO💔💔 I hope that this is a fake out and she didn’t actually get hurt

SAMIJEY SIGHTING

JEY NO DO NOT FUCKING TAGTEAM W CODY, STAY SINGLES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I SWEAR

STOP MENTIONING RHEA

RHEA & JEY ISNNOT FUCKING HAPPENING

YALLS WILL NOT GET IT OVER

DREWWWWWWW

Bisexual lighting

Oh god I got chills, literal chills

THIS SHIT GOT MY SO HYPED

DREW

Fuck that pandemic dawg

THE KEEP MAKING THESE DOPE ASS PROMOS FOR SETHS OPPONENTS AND THEN THEY ALWAYS LOSE

PLEASE SETH TAKE THIS FUCKING L AND LET DREW WIN

I NEED IT PLEASE

OMG ZOEY PROMO, I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE HER FIGHT

IM ONLY LOOKING FLRWARD TO THE MATCH 4 RHEA ZOEY AND RAQUEL💪💪💪

LIKE THEY MY BADASS MFS

BASZLER IS OKAY BUT SHE AINT MY FAV

AND HONESTLY FUCK NIA

BROOOOO I HAVE SETHS GLASSES SAVED TO MY AMAZIN WISHLIST LMFAOO💀💀💀

Can’t wait to see Seth serve cunt on crown jewel again

Nah but Seth right tho, sorry Drew☹️💔

OMG JD HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

DAM HE RAG DOLLING HIS ASS AROUND😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

This match is SERVING

GOD DAMN JD FUCKING LAUNCHED OVER😭😭😭 bros head bounced like a basketball

GIRL SETH RELLLAAAAXXXXXX😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

LMFAAAOOO THE JD SIGN, DONT DONHIM LIK E THAT HE JUST GOT A SQUARE HEAD😭😭🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️

DAMIEN

DAMIEN

DAMIEN

HAIHIAHIUIAHIAHAIAHAIHIAHIAHIAHAI

Damn why he get on JD like that when pinning😧😧

Nah but he fucking killed bro fr😭😭😭😢😢😢

Drew wins against Seth, and Damien fakes out on it and cashes in on Roman + Drew joins jd🥺🥺 (/j)

LMFAAAOOOOOOOO CHELSEA AND PIPER😭😭😭😭 NOT THE HART FOUNDATION

girl Natalya how r you gonna do the most bland ass costume yet? DO BETTER😤😤

OMG BECKY HAAI (I like her now again now that she lost☺️)

If Chelsea doesn’t win imma be pissed

LMAO THE PIE IMMEDIATELY💀💀💀💀

NAH SHE TRYNA DROWN CHELSEA😨😨

Seeing the camera crew on tv is so funny to me, because they just sitting against the Barricade

GIRL NIKKI 😭😭

THE CANDY CORN🤯🤯🤯 this is so hardcore, you’re so right Michael

WHOPPERS😍😍😍😍 (sorry I love them don’t judge me)

AAAAAA I WAS RIGHT CHELSEA WONNNNNNNNNNN

THEY ARE THE MOMENT

The punisher…Damien Priest….Frank Castle….I need someone to do Damien as Frank Castle or reverse bc WHAT why did I never think of this

HIIII SAMI😊😊😊😊🫶🫶🫶

Nah Damien fucking DIPPED

He ain’t want none of Sami’s bs😭😭

LMFAAOOO DAMIEN💀

Hire El Generico

YEAH THATS RIGHT ITS DAMIENS OLD MOVE

OMG JEYYYYYYY HII GIRL

Old man yaoi vs Sad cat eyes yaoi

NOOOOO WHY YOU GOTTA STOP THE MATCH JEY IT WAS SO GOOD

Yo wsg Cody

Cody should cut the hoodie holes lower yknow like like like appeal to your audience bro

And Jey WHAT HAPPENED TO UR CROPTOPS💔💔💔

THANK YOU 4 SAVING HIM JD

HELLUVA KICK OMFG

JD IS FUCKING DEAD

uh uh don’t like that

DIDNT EVEN BREAK THE TABLE

table strong asf

Sami hugging Cody to get him to brutalize Jd again

GIRL WHY ISNT THE TABLE BREAKING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Cody fucking going crazy dawg

Sorry Cody I love your ass buut…. Gotta stick w my favorite old goth man

[candyskiez]

I continue to enable :3

Signature weapon? Embarrassing Moment(s)? Have they colored their hair?

For uh... Whichever ones you would like to talk about most right now?

woo hoo let's go!! strap in boys >:]

1. okay think of bards in the dnd and toh sense for a sec, jasper uses his lute and his staff (magic go whrrrrr). he's brilliant w his spells, but he limits himself. he could absolutely fuck someone up with say, dissonance or different keys etc. but he's unhealthily obsessed with perfection, doing magic the "correct" way, so he does like. hell do the aesthetically pleasing music. he never lets himself experiment or have "ugly" sounding music, only the pretty shit. this severely limits him. hes so obsessed with always keeping on his perfect image. the cold, calculated, unbeatable soldier. the charming right hand who youd love at parties. the brilliant taction. his magic improves so much when he lets it be messy and not cold and detached. jasper the perfect fighter could fuck you up. jasper can fuck you up without restraining himself to always keep up the image. am I making sense? I dont think I'm making sense. he basically avoided experimenting because he was terrified of messing up a new thing. even though that's how you learn. messing up is messing up in his eyes, so he limited himself. he's also good with hand to hand combat and resourceful. he just sticks himself so much into a box of not experimenting. because why start something new and be bad at it when you can stick with old things you're good at?

to be completely honest ivys more of my friends oc than mine, so I dont know them nearly as well as i know jasper. but they're an oracle! they have an axe! theyre really good with blades in general. their oracle magic is mainly not combative but they know offensive spells too. usually shit like. yk moving the ground/how metal works. they're good at what they do. although, like jasper due to the Character Foil™, they do have some self inflicted weakness. they divine in the dark because it allows for clearer visions, but it's horrible for their body. theyre fucking themselves up from unhealthy oracle habits like this and others (doing extremely intense visions on little sleep, back to back visions, etc) leaving them very sick after a difficult case (unable to see properly, loopy, unabke to differenitate visions from present), and also don't really pay too much mind to their own mental health when divining. has an extreme need to Know everything, know every single thing, or they'll lose it. I'll talk about their need to Know more soon I think.

2. hmmm embarrassing moment. I mean for both of them, okay in the jasper alone timeline they grew up together yeah? jasper had a habit of sleeping at the foot of ivys bed. why? because he's a clingy little bitch let him live. and ysee. ivy moves a lot in their sleep. and at one point, they started kicking around. kid jasper got kicked straight off the fucking bed, sent flying into the fucking wall, and lost his last baby tooth. yelped very loudly and promptly started painting the entire room bright fucking red. kid ivy lost their shit, grabbed him and dragged him to their caretaker and was sobbing SIR. SIR I KILLED JASPER. I KILLED HIM. HELP. while jasper was very much Not Dead. he was talking to her and telling her he's okay and covered in his own blood. he looks like he stumbled out of a fucking crime scene from losing an incisor. ivy kept his tooth as a trophy because they're like that.

3. oh jaspers hair is actually interesting! naturally brunet, but dyes it blond. jasper for a long time was very intent on being conventionally attractive. he's very reliant on outside approval. made sure every part of him fit that picture perfect attractive golden boy. him allowing himself to have his natural hair color and to look more like Himself and not solely conventionally attractive is actually a big part of yk changing character design w character arc for him. goes from perfect straight blonde hair to fluffy, long brown hair. not covering up any birth marks, wearing more comfortable clothes and actually looking like himself.

ivy dyes their hair pink. or potentially was born w it since this world is Magic, either works. they also have some funky fun design changing to reflect character development. going from long hair to a side shave, wearing glasses openly instead of just pushing through and trying to hide it (I get u ivy I have So many insecurities around my eyesight. I am projecting lmao.), more piercings, need to show her design more tbh I've gotta make more picrews of The Gang.

sorry for incoherence, it is night rn and I am bad at articulating.