#yeah shocker we're not actually dating
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Normilize becoming amazing friends with someone to the point you xall eachover husband/wife and occasionally qct like a really goofy couple cept you're not dating nor in a queer platonic relationship you just act this way with them
#hot take#uh tags#yes this is ablut the person i call my husband#yeah shocker we're not actually dating#hes just an insanely amazing friend of mine amd calling him friend is an understatement for how much i love him/p
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Hazbin Swap AU (PT2 ig???)
ok i need to share my ideas right now. Chaggie is real. Chaggie will always be real. - During an extermination, Charlie got injured attempting to protect a sinner, only being spared when the exorcist clocked her as the princess - Vaggie, an exorcist, found her hiding and caring for her wounds, she didn't recognise her as the literal princess, but she couldnt help but feel guilty and chose to help her. She was never caught by the other angels, meaning she was blessed enough to keep her eye and wings!!!! She stayed in hell tho cause love at first sight and lalallala yeah. Sapphics guys !!!! Husk, Niffty, & Angel take the place of the Vee's - they're that overlord trio. They're probably a bit more.. Merciful (except for Niffty she's deranged) but yk. Still inherently bad people n stuff Vox is the first hotel resident - except he & Alastor still have beef. He only showed up so he could do the exact opposite of proving the hotel to work as a big fuck you. Alastor does NOT want him there but he's their only guest so he kind of has to just accept it - he acts all friendly because he knows it pisses Vox off OVERLORD VAGGIE !!!! Charlie & Vaggie basically co-own souls - when Charlie says they share EVERYTHING she means EVERYTHING. Charlie already owned a lot of souls before meeting Vaggie, because, you know, she actually better embodies the whole "princess of hell" in this, and when they got together she was IMMEDIATELY LIKE "Vaggie I have a GENIUS idea. Since we're like girlfriends and stuff we should totes share like EVERYTHING so do you want to like - co-own all the souls I have?" And so Vaggie rose to power fairly quickly. Dating the princess of hell does wonders man Obviously. Alastor is the one starting the hotel, and Rosie is like. His Vaggie basically, she's there for moral support. - Also, unlike canon.. Rosie would be the one who doesn't know who Charlie is (where Angel didn't know about Alastor) Alastor: "Rosie! The... Princess of Hell is at the dooor..." Rosie: "Who?" Vox: "WHAT?" Charlie shows up cause her dad sends her a call about having to go see heaven in a weeks time and she REALLLYYY doesn't wanna go because ouhhh last time she talked to Adam he was an ASSHOLE and she would rather kill herself than talk to him again - so when she finds out about the hotel her immediate reaction is to head there and see if they'd rather take on the burden of seeing heaven. Cause you know, surely they'd love to get heaven behind their whole redemption shit, right???? They arent. Alastor is not at all interested in talking to heaven but Charlie really isn't having it and girl is BEGGING him to just take the offer because she PROMISES they'll be on it - the few silent threats she added are nobodies business chat.. Adam lowkey fucks w the idea of sinners being redeemed but he's also just too stubborn and prideful to agree and hes also mad he didn't come up w it first so he tells Al to FUCK OFF bc his idea is so stupid :// (Its genius and he refuses to admit it.) I need to include all the Vee's for the sake of my mental health so. - Valentino works for Angel Dust (wow. shocker so original /s) & when the little group finds out that THE princess of hell is helping some nobody overlord like Alastor they are just ??? and sent Val in to see what the FUCK is wrong with the girl. And what theyre getting up to - Charlie drags Velvette & Pentious in by the hair to work at the hotel - She met Pentious when he was in a bad situation and offered to help him in exchange for his soul - despite this, she didn't really use her ownership of his soul to her advantage and they became friends :3 He's happy to help - Velvette sold her soul to Vaggie for protection from the princess's very own guardian angel because she kept getting into shit with overlords and needed to save her ass. & again, Chaggie co-own souls
#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin hotel velvette#the vees#hazbin hotel vox#husk hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#valentino hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel rosie#niffty hazbin hotel#sir pentious hazbin hotel#role swap au#hazbin swap au#au#hazbin hotel au
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in the public eye.txt
━ type: bts x gn! reader ━ navigation
━ about: crack, fluff, not so mildly suggestive - the holy trinity
━ a/n: requested by anon, hope you like it :) This of course greatly varies who the hypothetical MC is. If a familiar figure obviously there's more freedom in pointing them out in public but I'll go on the path that MC is ya know a normie. Also, this sits sort of borderline on realistic meaning privacy is essential so obviously the guys wouldn't be extra chatty
━ previously posted on soraviii
NAMJOON: The thread itself started relatively innocuous with only a comparison of two pictures found in an absolutely godless place where all voices shrieked into a void - Twitter. But then unfortunately it went viral and soon the internet was flushed with conspiracy theories with hats more frazzled and shinier than those professing that the Earth was actually donut shaped. But it garnered eventually so much traction that the veil of the ocean, one between I-army's and K-army's was like a miracle in the night breached and soon weverse too was caught by a storm.
"He's in love he's got to be," writes a lovely person underneath the brief username of min_yoongi_has_no_business_being_this_fine
"Yeah, with that wife and seven children of his kekekekeke," writes cutiepiemomo.
jijinjung: take a look at the picture year ago, it's the same setting! meaning joonie went there twice now but he's so much happier in this latest picture
jwehopeshoe in reply to jijinjung: it could be the break...
furryspecialist: you mean to tell me that the ultimate boyfriend material is a boyfriend? shocker
chimspuppykitty in reply to furryspecialist: naurrrr we're not going to ignore how big of a player Namjoon looks like? that man better call himself pro pitcher cause he's throwing it out ToT
seokjinslefttoe in reply to chimspuppykitty: dude collects little shoes what player please??? T-T player of our hearts only
Personally with having nothing else to do it was amusing to scroll through this madness but then one specific comment catches your undivided attention.
a_nameless_stan: Whether or not, Namjoon is dating we must still be respectful. That said, I have to say he looks in love because he IS in love. It's quite a shame he is not free to share the pictures of the gorgeous person who captured his heart. I can only imagine that this person glows brightly like a sun. These pictures must be the only way he's able to share this person even if it's his face taken by them. But I believe that love like this is shared, you can see the feelings in his eyes as he's looking at the photographer and the photographer clearly values him as all the pictures are warm and visibly adoring. I wish them only the best and hopefully one day we'll be mature enough to see a picture of them together without the one-sided wall of anonymity.
seokjinslefttoe in reply to a_nameless_stan: say, you don't happen to be Namjoon himself do you 0_0
a_nameless_stan in reply to seokjinslefttoe: don't be ridiculous. My name is susan. I am clearly 17. Also what's up with your username?
"Ugh, it's been such a long day," Namjoon sighs the second he's one step inside the bedroom, dropping his entire weight on top of your legs.
"Oof! Hello, Susan of clearly 17," you tease. "Does that mean that I'm taking advantage of you?
He glances up through the hood of his jumper, leaking light water. It must have rained on his bike ride back home.
"So you saw that?" he gives an appeasing smile, one he pulls to be forgiven almost immediately.
"I did," you answer and grasp his cheeks planting a light kiss on his forehead. "Though I must say one of these days you'll let my name slip by."
He nuzzles into the blanket and quickly you sink your fingers into his hair. He was growing it out and you had become particularly fond of tugging at it.
"Don't remind me. I nearly shit myself last week when they asked me the whole thing of whose moans were those in the song's background," he whines, voice muffled as his face pressed into the duvet.
"Yes, that was rather risque," you admit. "Though I guess those seven children of yours won't just make themselves."
"Shut up," he mutters with an audible smile.
furryspecialist: so that was totally namjoon right?
seokjinslefttoe in reply to furryspecialist: yeah, gonna delete my whole account now this is too embarrassing :')
YOONGI: He moves in silence. Like a cat. In an absolutely firm statement of his nature, no one can ever expect what Yoongi is up to, where is he? What is he doing? So it's fair to say, you're more protected with him than behind the wall of the Pentagon. There are no slip-ups, no mentions except the happiness that radiates from within him. The soft smiles are accompanied by glances to the phone to read a message of yours. It's as much of a cryptid hunting as any to find if Min Yoongi is dating. And if yes, then who? The most dedicated proof is most often cited in the form of a peculiar vlive made in the middle of a late evening on an unsuspecting Wednesday. No picture, no explanation, just thirty minutes of a black screen and Yoongi's soothing voice coming through - to talk, to discuss what's in store, to calm down people whose mental wellness hinged on this peculiar cat man.
As you knew better, being the infamous cryptid themselves, you saw him hunched over a kitchen table, talking absent-mindedly on his phone. Moving about as quietly as possible you remained as much as a mystery as you always had been but Yoongi who'd been nursing a drink the whole night had worked himself into a delighted mess. He tries to be serious but sees you and giggles. And then worse begins to ask you questions.
Someone wonders whether he's been working out lately and with a shy yet simultaneously cocky chuckle, he meets your eyes and you know the shameless gleam in his eyes. You fear it. He's being too aware of his own power, it's no good for your strength.
"I dunno, why don't you check?" he answers with a giggle and a faint flush to his cheeks and invites you greedily to grope him. You only shake your head with a smile of your own as you continue making tea.
He reads another question.
"What's beautiful to you?" he reads and then lifts his head once more to pin you down.
"What I see in front of me."
You snort.
"Shameless," you mouth at him and he gives a demure, blushing smile, partially hidden behind a palm.
"You still love me though," says he and ends the live stream. To most people it remains just as another addition into digital mishaps of drunk BTS but for the dedicated folk, the lone sailors to whom your existence was their personal white whale, this was the one single harpoon they could wield. All to no avail of course given how when asked about it and whether or not he was hiding away a whole partner, Yoongi merely graces them with a polite, inscrutable dryness.
"You're imagining things," annoyingly, he smiles.
JIN: To the larger public they are but trifle comments.
"You want to marry me?" he speaks out loud whilst reading a question simultaneously occupying himself with eating rice. "I'm sorry, you'll have some stiff competition. You won't survive."
"Mr Kim, what would you like to say about the rumours of you starring in a k-drama?"
"I'd say I have my hands full. Being a romantic interest sure takes a lot out of a guy."
They're so offhand and weird and spoken with such a tone of amusement that inevitably they get brushed with him being himself. Exactly how he wanted.
"You're making me look like a crazy jealous person," you glare at him lowering the phone to see him rush into the private room in a restaurant.
"Dearest Kim Seokjin, if you don't accept ARMY's love, I'll fly out to personally present it to you T_T," says an anonymous commenter an hour ago. Jin levels the screen with a cool sarcasm.
"How fast can you run?" he asks. "Someone might chase you back where you came from."
This is, of course, the incident you're referring to though it could be any other hundred little remarks.
"Well, you are very protective of me," he shakes his shoulders, innocent, a man never done any wrong as he shakes out his umbrella. "Let's eat?"
You scoff with no malice.
"I don't plan on sharing you with millions of other people. What would I even get? A single strand of your arm hair?"
He winks and gives a flying kiss before eagerly diving behind a menu.
"If you're lucky."
But as they always do the tables turn and in a family event, Jin clings to you like a plastic wrap around a sandwich, his palm never leaving the small of your back, body heating your side like an ambulatory radiator.
"Mr Sir, what is this?" you whisper, navigating the social maze of his relatives.
"My cousin," he sneers with an angry pout. "Keeps staring at you. Have some people lost their shame?!"
"Look who's crazy protective now," you nurse the champagne glass with a slimy sense of satisfaction. He rolls his eyes but the corner of his lips quirk.
"I don't plan on sharing you either."
"Not even a clone?"
"Not even a clone. There's only one World Wide Handsome."
HOSEOK: Expensive. Expensive is all the world sees. The frequent gifts of luxury, mostly of clothes and lingerie, a single comment observing that his own fashion seemed to gradually involve a part of couples set - a jumper, a hoodie, a belt. But beneath it all, you're in his music, he needs to mention you, needs to show you discreetly to the world. You're a mention, an abstract form of lover he's both chasing and running away from. Perhaps it's an apology, a symbol of guilt for not spending enough time, for all the limitations you have to endure.
If he could, all his pictures would be of you but he can't. Though you're always present. Your laugh in the background of his Instagram stories, a part of an apartment whose decor is clearly not his own can be partially seen in the photos, he can be seen laughing with someone in the background, taken by an unsuspecting person. And when people question him - how he feels, what are his worries - he always ends them with "a friend convinced me", "a friend helped me through". One would assume that "a friend" is an inappropriate term for a partner. How does one friendzone their partner, some would even ask but "a friend" means so much to him, it means he has a wall to lean on, his fortress of comfort for when perfection surrounds him whole.
"Mr Jung, that is a very interesting bracelet," an interviewer remarks and Hoseok immediately twiddles with the hematite, recalling the moment of purchase, a rainy, overcast day but possessing the rare moment of being able to walk with you around the city.
"Thank you," he bids politely. "A friend and I got a matching set."
Namjoon shoots him a light glare. He was always pushing it.
"Must be...an important friend," the interviewer chuckles awkwardly, sweating about whether or not he'd be in the middle of a torrent scandal the next morning.
"They are," Hoseok beams with a bright smile.
JIMIN: Hides you away like a pearl in a seashell. He himself reveals little of his private life and being forever protective, it naturally extends that no one knows about you, except for very few people. In a perfect world, he'd get to flaunt you but the world is flawed and he tries to keep those flaws far away from you.
The only things to notice are shifts in his demeanour, his hobbies, and his likings. More than once he's been asked of sporting perhaps a colour you professed you liked on him, eats your favourite candy, has your favourite dolls hung on his bag, your gifts he wears like a badge of honour (and your clothes as well) but it is one shared between the honourable - you and him (and Taehyung most likely).
"Can I post this?" you ask him as he lays his head in your lap, purring if he could.
"Lemme see," he squints at the picture of two shadows against the wall - a tightrope between anonymity and publicity, one he walks quite well. "Sure, it's cute."
For a while, he goes back and you assume he's sleeping but then he mutters into the slowly warming apartment air.
"Do you feel bad that I hide you away?"
"Not particularly. I'm not an idiot, I know what I got myself into when I agreed to date you."
"Thanks," he grumbles dryly. You lean down to kiss his head.
"I just mean I appreciate your efforts of shielding me from all you endure. To have #Jimin come after me," you shudder. "Thanks but no."
"Still, it's normal for couples to post their pictures online..."
"And it's normal for some to not post anything at all. Don't stress about it too much, we have everything here. No need to parade it."
He hums and hugs your legs tighter.
"There is something I would like us to do," he mumbles, forcing your hand to glide over his hair. "I'd like to make a movie."
"A movie?" you echo, confused.
"Yeah, the kind where you have no clothes on."
You click your tongue and flick him on the back of the head.
"Ah, you pervert."
TAEHYUNG: Wants to scream your name from every rooftop in the world and wants to gatekeep you forever. Occasionally posts a weird picture of a piece of your hair or an eye or a hand, awfully cropped and extremely blurry. He's a blurry sort of guy.
"Taehyung-ah why are you going around photographing random people kekekekeke" writes user tete._.tata on weverse.
"I'm crazy lol" he responds.
"Taeyung-ah what's with the random body parts??" writes user StreamHobiYouCowards
"Beauty. P.S. I like your username."
And while the rumours surrounding his love life are incessantly flowing like the Niagara waterfall this is by far not the most suspicious he's been or to be frank, the weirdest thing he's said.
But miracles do happen, old dogs learn new tricks, a river changes its bed and Kim Taehyung shares what he feels, though still sufficiently obscure.
"It's a horrible feeling to miss someone and be able to do nothing about it," he remarks nostalgic on a short v-live. "You know I need to have some right here," he gestures as though putting you by the waist in front of him. "To know they're safe and healthy. Not let my eyes off them one bit."
"Wouldn't your eyes get tired," writes user YoongiMarryMeIfTaehyungAllows.
He sees the familiar username and blooms into a broad smile.
"Hello, good to see you," he bows in front of the camera. "You haven't stopped by in a while. I must say I do not allow the marriage to happen. Nope! Not going to happen!"
"Aw shame," responds user YoongiMarryMeIfTaehyungAllows. "But wouldn't your eyes get tired? To have them always on a single person...What about blinking Mr Kim?"
"I can always use eye drops," he explains sweetly.
"Mr Kim you are incorrigible," writes the same user and he nods, fluffy curls flopping like clouds in a breeze on his head.
"I am," he agrees. "But since I didn't give you permission to marry Yoongi, I guess I'll have to do it instead."
The chat goes absolutely berserk but user YoongiMarryMeIfTaehyungAllows remains cool and composed shooting only a clearly well-thought-over proposition -
"What if we both marry Yoongi?"
He thinks about it for a second.
"That would be agreeable."
JUNGKOOK: You're like an optical illusion or a spirit. Always there in the mirror or the reflection. When he's working out you're (forced to be) there, when he takes a selfie you're in a stray reflection. Memes are made that this could be the new sight test opticians could use but at least it doesn't go much further than that.
What they don't know how cemented you are into the streams of trusted few who can see his hidden posts or videos set to private. Has memorized your dates in full 10-minute videos and your face is permanently etched in the database of his secret Instagram account. He views them as small pieces of art, one shard of a diamond that makes you you. More than once has sent the wrong stupid couple selfie to the wrong person. Bang Si Hyuk being the first victim, Yoongi being the second. He's happy for the two of you, he is, but seeing yet another picture of Jungkook's hand on your ass as he's cuddling makes him throw up a little bit in his mouth, he's not going to lie.
"Please don't tell me you sent that picture to Bang PD again," you whimper face pressed against the bedsheets. He just had to be so menacingly cute about taking a picture of himself kissing your neck. He just had to be too god damn convincing for anyone's good so now you're facing the mortifying chance of being asked should HYBE be concerned about a possible existing sex tape.
"Nope," Jungkook frowns at the phone. "Worse. Sent it to Namjoon."
"Well it's not that bad," you sigh with some relief.
"It's the worst!" he groans.
"Oh, because your boy crush will have a certain proof of you cheating on him?" you tease and he flushes with a pout playing on his lips.
"He's not my boy crush," denies he looking like, you know, a liar.
"Sure, Mr "my happiness started when I met Namjoon"," you roll your eyes. "It's unfair you're putting such unattainable body standards on me. How can my thighs compare?" you lament the harsh reality poking him accusingly in the chest and he smiles, crossing his arms behind the head.
"I like your thighs very much," he coos, hooking a finger around the band of your underwear and letting it snap into place. "Especially would like them here," he then points at his mouth.
Unseen go Namjoon's various responses.
"wrong chat bro"
"please tell me you didn't send me this on purpose T.T"
"Jungkook hello? You were just here a second ago what the hell are you suddenly doing right now?"
"oh I know what you're doing"
"ew that's gross brb bleaching my eyes"
"also blocking you. goodbye."
© soraviii/soraviie 2022-2023
#bts reactions#bts scenarios#bts x reader#bts x you#namjoon x reader#namjoon x you#yoongi x reader#yoongi x you#jin x reader#jin x you#hoseok x reader#hoseok x you#jimin x reader#jimin x you#taehyung x reader#taehyung x you#jungkook x you#jungkook x reader#bts reaction#bts fluff#bts crack
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I Dare You
Pairing: Jeremiah x Reader
Warnings: explicit, smut, 18+, unprotected sex, angst.
Authors Note: This is my first request written for @jeremiahxaesthetic !!! I know it took me so long to get the request up there were technical difficulties. But, I hope you enjoy the story. Anyone can find my request post below and on my blog. You can also find my Masterlist.
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Eli Pov
Huddled around the living room of the Fisher's summer house was not where I expected this night to go. Taylor came into town to play with Belly in the "Play it Forward" volleyball tournament and somehow managed to convince Jere and Conrad to stay home with us. Steven would've but he had to make an appearance with Shayla. "I'm gonna go get drinks and snacks Connie come help me yeah?", Jere gets up taking his brother with him. "So Eli you and Jeremy aren't like a thing right?", Taylor whispers to me. "Umm no we're just best friends kinda grew up in Boston together just never had the chance to make it out here till now.", my body subtly tenses up.
"Okay cool cause honestly, he is so fine I may just make a move on him while i'm here.", the confidence in her voice is deafening even at an indoor level of 3. "Go for it. He's a single guy who can date anyone he wants.", I want to vomit as the words leave my mouth. "Taylor you already went after Conrad don't you think it's a bit weird to go after his brother now?", Belly jumps in. "Do you want to have that conversation Cinderbelly?", a vicious tone decorated her words, and eyes glare in her best friends direction. "That was last summer and the boys and I are fine. Conrad is just a dick.", Belly rolls her eyes.
"I'm gonna leave you guys to umm..yeah.". Rushing out of the room I end up bumping in my curly-haired best friend in the kitchen. "Hey Eli everything okay?", his hands were resting on my arms sending bolt of electricity through me. "Just coming to see if you needed any help.", instinctively I pull away propping myself against the wall to keep my cool. "No I think we are all good. I even got you your favorite chips, Ruffles.", he boasts in a sing-song voice. "Well don't you just know me so well.", my words offer a pat on the back before we head back to the living room.
"Taylor, are you excited for the game tomorrow? I know Bells has been bouncing off the walls all summer.", Jeremiah asks plopping next to her but, across from me. My stomach churns at the sight, I have no reason to be jealous this is a normal sight for me to see quite literally. Parties, at school, even when we just go to the mall they drawn to him like moths to light not that I blame them. Jeremiah Fisher is the light at the end of the tunnel, always has been. Taylors body leans against his both laughing at some inside joke that came u in the last 10 seconds.
"Eli, why don't you pick the game we play?", Conrad playfully pushes my arm. "Um I don't know what games do you guys have here?", I ask. "Truth or dare!" Belly yells, everyone agrees stuffing snacks into their mouths. "Sounds like fun.", I manage the words but, not sure if I actually mean them. "Jeremy, truth or dare.", shocker Taylor starts us off. "Truth.", his eyes lock on mine for a second though it feels longer. We've been friends for so long he knows when i'm upset by the slightest turn off my lip. I can feel him checking up on me in this small stare. Once he is reassured he turns back to Taylor.
"Boring but, whatever. Is it true that you lost your v-card when you were 14?", Taylor smirks in his direction. It bugs me how intrusive she can be but, she ain't my best friend. "Umm actually no. I'm still a virgin.", Jeremiah explains. I can see the heat rise to his cheeks, the hint of embarrassment becoming apparent in his features. Conrad clearing his throat brings us all back from our dazes, "Belly truth or dare?". "I'm feeling dangerous hint me with a dare.", her smile brightens the room, everyone soon forgetting about the last 2 minutes.
From across the way I shoot him a reassuring smile, and nod of comfort a thing usually reserved for when we have the classes and need vote of confidence back home. His wide-tooth smile tells me he got the message, my body feeling like it's floating. "I dare you to drink pickle juice straight out of the jar and not tell the moms.", Conrads throws his challenge in Belly's direction earning a laugh from the rest of us. "So mature Conrad.", Taylor cackles at his childishness. "Easy.", Belly's confidence oozes out of her tone as she strides to the kitchen grabbing the huge jar of pickles.
After a struggle..or two Jere helps her get the lid off. She brings the jar to her lips and drinks the juice until Conrad stops her though it wasn't before he finished laughing his ass off. Our laughs all mix in the air the game continuing and everyone getting a stupid truth or childish dare, the more the game went on the closer I noticed Belly's best friend got closer to Jere till she was practically in his lap.
"Eh sorry guys. I hate to ruin the fun but, I think i'm gonna head out to the dock and get some fresh air.", the words leave my lips and my feet carry me to my destination, everyone's eyes following my every move. I can hear a few whispers closing the door behind me, rather than allowing that to stick I listen to the sound of Cousins. This is my first time here, for years Jeremiah has begged me to come and meet everyone, experience the summers he has loved his entire life but I never could make it because parents wouldn't let me or they planned some stupid family vacation that wouldn't come to par with The Fisher's summer house.
The salt-water air filled my nostrils with a feeling of warmth and comfort, soft hums of the water soothe my body. Susannah loves to take photos and sends any and every picture she gets of Jere and I to me, sometimes she will sneak in just him alone to make my day..damn her mother's intuition either that or my feelings are just stupidly obvious to everyone except the person that matters. The moment of each picture replays in my mind from the time we were baking a cake for Susannahs birthday and Jere let the batter go everywhere when we tried to mix it, to our most recent junior prom photo.
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~Flash Back~
"Come on E you have to go it's the law.", he argued. "There's no law saying I have to go to prom. Besides, I'd rather just have a movie night we can get munchies and just chill.", I whine. "But it's PROM! As in once in a lifetime high school experience, you're only a junior one time this is our time!", his blue-eyes sparkled when he talked about this one night that seemed to mean the world to him..how could I ignore that?
"Okay, fine but I refuse to third wheel with you and your date.", my tone a bit colder than I intended. "Technically, you're the second wheel.", he bumps his shoulder into mine. "Wait huh?", the confusion prominent though my heart was secretly doing flips i'm surprised it didn't give out. "Oh I didn't mention that part? Well, you agreeing to go to prom isn't just agreeing to go to some school function it's also saying you'll go with me? You're my best friend there's no one else I'd rather enjoy the night with. Plus if i'm your date one you are practically guaranteed a good time and two it may just be the one thing you need to get you more involved in school functions.", he winks in my direction causing my knees to go weak.
"One seems like a pity date and two why do I need to be involved again?", I attempt to argue rather than show his effect on me. "We're gonna be seniors next year and I wanna experience it all with you. We've been friends since we were six, gone through elementary school together were we always went to the dances together even if I had to bribe you with a snow one afterwards. Middle school where puberty was awkward for us both, which we made a pact to never speak of so I shall move on. Lastly, first day of freshmen year we vowed to do this whole thing together same as always. The future is coming and it is sometimes really scary to me to think about not seeing you everyday or having you around all the time.", his words are laced with sorrow towards the end, our usual happy go lucky Jere now petrified of what's coming.
"You are so lucky I love you Fisher. Of course i'll go with you. Here's what I propose you give me the best night of my life and I'll personally ensure you the best senior year ever.", I stick out my pinky as means of demonstrating the seriousness of my proposition. "You drive a hard bargain ma'am but, I shall agree.", his smile is back and wide. With our pinkies intertwined we kiss the index finger knuckle of our own hand solidifying this promise.
~End flashback~
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"Hey stranger why'd you run off?", a familiar voice jolts me out of my thoughts, the promise echoing in my ears. "Oh hey J. Just needed some air.", I force a smile. "Game got boring after you left. Besides, you seemed down had to make sure my favorite girl was okay.", he playfully bumps my side. "I'm okay.". "That's a lie come on tell me.".
"Shouldn't you get back to Taylor.", I spit a bit more aggressively than anticipated. "Ah there it is.", he pokes at me. "Taylor is just being Taylor she flirts with everyone. I'm not into her like that.", he adds. "It wouldn't matter if you were. She's everyone's type.", masking the sadness in my words was harder than I thought. "Not mine.", I can feel his hand moving closer to mine resting on the dock.
"What's your point Jere?", the harshness in my voice seems to set him off. "Could you quit with the self-loathing my god can't you see how much I care about you?". "I know how much you care. You've spent our entire friendship proving it to me.", my words a bit calmer. "But clearly you don't know me.", disappointment crystal clear in his words. The air felt dense, an uncomfortable feeling for us. I can tell there is something on his mind but am terrified of what it could be.
"Just say it Jere. Whatever is on your mind please just say it.", the tears well in my eyes but, I do my best to hide them. "Eli, I've known you since elementary school god I even remember the moment like it was yesterday. It was snack time after recess and Gina had stolen your Scooby-Snacks, you tried to get them back but she stuck her tongue out at you and ran away tossing the empty bag onto the floor next to you. So I gave you my Goldfish now while they aren't as good as the Scoobs I figured you needed the snack more than I did.", a smile creeps onto my face.
"You told me your mom packed you two snacks that day however, Conrad debunked that lie later on. I was crying because I only got Scoobies once a week and that was my last bag until my mom got paid...leave it to Jeremiah Fisher to be my knight in shining armor.".
"That day I knew that no matter what it took I needed you to be in my life. Soon enough we were best friends doing anything and everything together everyday of my life I prayed to god to let me keep you and vowed to care for you.", his words were genuine laced with a sentiment I rarely hear.
We've always told each other everything, and sure we have plenty of deep-conversations but, never like this...it's slightly terrifying. "You've done that. You're there for me, and push me to do all the things i'm afraid of. Never allowing me to miss out on life, taking me out to dances or pep rallies or even just to a random bowling night hell you drag me to parties I wouldn't be caught dead at. I spent so much of my childhood reading to escape the real world but with you J I love the real world.", it takes a beat before I realize we are face to face.
"I love you Eli, always have.", his blue eyes soften the slightest glimpse of a sparkle present most likely a reflection of the moon. "I love you too Jere. You know that.", an earnestness in my voice catches him off-guard. "As more than my best friend.", he tacks on with a hint of nervousness. "Way more than that.". “Truth or dare.”, he asked confusing the hell out of me. “Huh?”. “Truth or dare.”, he reiterates.
“Dare”, my voice is above a whisper.
“I dare you to kiss me.”, his light blue eyes are searching mine for some type of sign.
A wave of confidence washed over me and the next few moments were slightly out of character but, I didn't care. My hands grabbed ahold of his button up and smashed my lips against his. It takes him a second to register my movements before he returns my actions, his strong hands keeping me as close as possible pulling away only for the quickest of air our lips still brushing against the others.
"I've wanted to do that for such a long time.", he is breathless while keeping our foreheads together. "Believe me so have I.", I giggle. "So what does all this mean?". Way to be a buzzkill Jere I think in my head.
"I want you Jeremiah now and always in every way possible.", the words floated into the air as if to sink into his head. The look in his eyes getting brighter by the second. Without another word or even simple thought we are making our way back to the house. "Hey guys! We're gonna go meet Shayla and Steven at the party its wild ya'll wanna come?", Conrad bombards us when we make it into the backyard.
We collectively hide the last few moments by answering quickly.."No, it's okay probably gonna head to bed.". We have been together too long and frankly that may have been to quick of an answer. "Okay weirdos.", Taylor snickers. "I swear they are like Siamese twins.", Conrad jokes before walking away with the two girls trailing behind. Walking into the house the blonde boy breaks the silence, "Can I be honest about something?".
"Always.", by gently intertwining our fingers it provides him some comfort so he can continue his thought . "I begged my mom to let you stay in my room. I kinda promised her that I would sleep on the floor or that we could even try to get two beds in there. You didn't know Belly and I wanted you to be comfortable.", a hint of pink hits his cheeks, the similar heat rising in my face. "I appreciate that. Staying with Belly isn't too bad but, I also wouldn't have minded staying in your room.", I lead us up towards his living quarters.
"Where are we going?", he raises his eyebrows. "To be together. Something that should've happened a while ago.", I smile softly. The butterflies in my stomach are sent into a frenzy, initiating anything is completely out of character for me but, I'd be lying if I didn't say there was a bit of a rush that excited the hell out of me.
"Eli are you feeling okay?", he asks me when we make it to his room. "Do you want this? Us?", I propose the question dangling above us. "More than anything I thought we made that one clear.", the warmth of his hands cups my cheeks allowing me to lean into the touch. "Then prove it.", my eyes were fixated on his, a mix of lust and love beginning to form. "Are you sure?", he was searching for any sign of hesitation in my features and when he was sure there was none I found myself pinned to the wall.
"Once we do this there's no going back?", his voice was raspy and almost breathless the feeling of his hands digging into my skin sure not to hurt me. Rather than provide an answer I press my lips against his with a sense of hunger neither of us knew was possible from me. "Mmm, please I need words. Verbal consent.", though he was in a trance the fact he was still asking sent shivers down my spine in the best way possible.
"Yes Jere. Please I want you.", my eyes meet his pleading for his touch. He presses his lips against the skin of my neck, allowing his hands to travel around my body. A sense of urgency and hunger began to rise between us as soft moans escape my lips. My fingers tug at the hem of shirt removing it, the tips of his fingers dancing along my hips.
After gathering some momentum I manage to move us over the bed, my body landing ontop of the soft duvet his long, muscled body hovering over me leaving love bites along my neck. "Mmm", a few hums leave my now swollen lips while my fingers tangle themselves in Jere's hair. I have wanted this moment for so long I'm not sure I'm even that nervous I trust this boy more than anything, he would never hurt me or do anything I didn't want to. Every time he kisses or even grazes my body it's as if I'm on fire, a feeling that I never want to lose.
"A penny for your thoughts my love.", a look of curiosity decorated his features, a glimmer of concern taking presence in his ocean-blue eyes. "I just..I've thought about this moment for god knows how long and I'm glad it's you here with me now.". "Me too. God I love you so much.", he pecks my lips softly. "I love you more.", I whisper. HIs fingers begin to fumble with the button of my shorts intent on removing the denim from my skin.
In the midst of him removing my bottoms I catch a glimpse of the bulge fighting his swim shorts. "So I wanna know something?", he inquires drawing his hands up and down my side. "What would that be?", I bite my bottom lip.
"What happens when I kiss you here?", a soft kiss is planted on neck under my ear; I moan.
"Or here?", the collar bone causes me to shudder slightly.
"Here?", his lips trial down my chest, the heat between my legs rising.
"Best for last.", as soon a kiss lands on my thighs I'm afraid I could come undone just from this.
"Quit teasing.", I manage doing everything I can to keep my legs apart. "Needy are we?", his smirk is devilish. He runs his thumb over my mound, my backing arching off the bed. The motion continues while my thighs become decorated with hickeys...how the hell can I hide those in the summer? "Fuck Jere.", I can't help but whimper in pleasure begging for more. Within mere seconds his tongue and fingers join together causing immense pleasure pushing towards an edge I have never accomplished myself.
Every pump of his fingers collided with the lap of his tongue, my hands were tangled in his blonde locks pulling him closer if that were possible. I began to grind against his mouth the heat rising in my belly reaching my peak. Vibrations of his mouth against me was the last thing to push me over the edge. "Fuck!", my body releases covering his face in my juices. "You taste amazing baby.", he coos wiping his lips with a near by towel. A rush of pink hits my cheeks and I wanna hideaway which is odd to say when I'm physically and emotionally nude in this current moment.
"You're so beautiful Eli.", his eyes trail along my body as if he would be tested on every curve, dip and beauty mark that covered me. Without another word I connect our lips in a loving, passionate kiss. With enough strength I manage to flip us over, leaving me on top and taking him by surprise. I like this new found confidence I have.....
My kiss leaves his lips and works their way down his chest, the soft hums from him filling my ears with bliss. "Baby I need you.", he manages breathlessly, as I remove his swimming trucks..my eyes widen at his size less with fear and more with surprise while precum drips down him slightly. The tip of my thumb runs over it earning a moan from Jeremiah, fueling my confidence. My arms carry me over his body, his tip rubbing against my entrance soliciting a shudder from us both.
I slide onto him slowly wincing at the initial feeling that was soon overcome with pleasure when I began to rock my hips. "Oh god just like that.", his voice sounds dazed, while his hands grip my hips guiding my movements. My lips dance around his neck, as my hips make circular motions our moans mixing together praying no one has returned home early. He gathers his strength and flips us over taking over the motions thrusting at a good rhythm, the moment full of exploration and passion.
“I’m close Jere.”, I finally manage. The skin on my body is covered in hickeys, sweat glistening on us both. “Me too baby.”, he groans. The build up began in my stomach and grew more as my climax approached soon to take us both over. His body collapsed on top of me as we rode out our highs him still resting inside of me. “We didn’t use protection.”,I breathlessly say. “I’ll get a pill for you.”, he says planting a kiss on my head.
“That was..woah.”. “You’re telling me.”. We both laugh and clean ourselves up a soreness beginning to take presence between my legs. “I really hope Belly and Taylor don’t ask me to play volleyball tomorrow.”, I giggle. “Sounds like you’re coming down a cold to me which means cuddles and movies all day just you and me.”. He chuckles tossing me his hoodie.
“I dare you to try that.”. I pull the fabric over my body. “And I dare you to be mine.”, his muscled arms pull me to his body. “I’ve always been yours Jeremiah Fisher.”. My lips collide with his once more.
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#tsitp jeremiah#jeremiah fisher smut#jeremiah fisher#the summer i turned pretty#belly conklin#tsitp conrad#conrad fisher
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CINEMA
frat!harry x reader
summary: you and harry go watch a movie in theaters and rumors start going around in your college.
warnings: smut, 18+, slight sexual assault, public(ish) sex
--please be nice, I don't know how I feel about this bc I don't like writing smut!
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Harry was a stereotypical frat boy. He practically fucked the whole school. You still thought he was cute. You had to pretend you hated him though.
After you told your friends you thought he was cute they all said the same things, “He just wants to fuck,” or “He has 300 different STDS,” He was super cute and your friends couldn't deny that. He wasn't even cute, he was drop-dead gorgeous.
If he hadn't fucked almost the entire population of the school, you would fuck him.
You were in class and of course, you got teamed up with him for a project.
“Y/n and Harry,” your professor announces.
“Who's that?” He questions.
Your teacher points to you and you put your head down.
He taps his friend's arm with the back of his hand and smirks.
“Dudeeeee,” you whispered with your head still down.
After class, Harry came up to you.
“So, can we go to y’dorm?” he looked at you with lustful eyes.
“Oh absolutely, wouldn't want to sit on your cum stained, STD infested bed.”
“Y’wish your cum was stained on m’bed,” he sneered. “but just so y’know, I don't have STDS. I got tested last weekend.” He mocked.
“Mhm. And what does that say about you that you had to get tested?” You joked.
He rolled his eyes playfully, “Can I get y’number though? Y’know so we can talk about the project.” He grinned.
“Yeah.” you gave him your phone.
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Harry: hey ;)
Y/n: don't do that
Harry: sooo can I cum over 2nite ;)
Y/n: ummmmmm if my roomies ok w it!
Harry: u shuld make sure she's not there 2nite
Y/n: kk
“Ally!” You called your friend you were blessed to have her as your roommate too.
“Hey!”
“Guess who’s number i got?” You bit your lip.
“Justin Timberlakes?” She joked
“Harrys.”
“Ooh shocker.. You know he just wants to get in your pants?”
“No its for a project.” You corrected her.
“He still wants to get in your pants,” She giggled. “He tried to get in mine,” she said softly.
“Okay, but he's so hot.” You smiled.
“You do you hon.”
“Well, could you make sure you’re not here from, tonight to tomorrow?” She fake smiled.
“Actually yes I could, but make sure his dick doesn’t get anywhere near my bed.”
“Will do!”
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There was a knock at your door. You got up from your bed and closed your laptop.
You opened the door to see Harry.
“Hi.” he says.
“Hi.” you move out of the way for him to walk in. “So my roommate says not to get your dick on her bed,” you shake your head. “But I told her nothing was going to happen.” things got awkward, fast.
“I mean...” he grinned.
You hit his chest. “Harry.”
“I'm jus’ saying! Y’are very beautiful... And a little birdie told me that y’thought I was cute...” his finger grazed over your lip. You were so close to giving in.
“N-no. H, no.”
“H?” he repeats. “I like that.” he bit his lip.
“Harry no stop.” you removed his hand from your face.
“I'm not gonna be one of these girls you fuck and forget about. We're here to do a project and that's it.” you walk and sit on your bed.
“Y’not one of those girls though.” he followed her to her bed and sat beside her.
“Then prove it. You didn't even know who I was.”
“Fine. Go on a date with me.” he sounded so serious but you knew he wasn't.
It took you a while to process that. “What?”
“Please. I know you like me ‘nd... I wanna take y’on a date.”
“You don't even know me though,” you said softly
“Then let m’get to.” you nodded.
“Fine. When?”
“Tomorrow at 8.”
“Where?”
“The movies?”
“What movie?”
”The Titanic’ is in theatres again... Wanna watch that?” he was serious.
“Sure..” you sounded unsure with your answer but you didn't believe him.
“Then it's a date.” you nodded. You smiled slightly. You just couldn't believe it.
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The day went by very fast, and before you knew it, it was time for your date.
Harry came and picked you up from your dorm. You and he were dressed casually.
I'd been like 20 minutes into the movie.
His hand went on your thigh slowly and you wanted to tell him to stop, but you didn't. He started to go up more and more until he was slightly touching your clothed core.
“Harry stop,” you speak softly. You weren't sure if you actually wanted him to stop.
He starts to rub you slightly.
“H.” you whisper. He still doesn't stop.
You slap his hand and stand up.
“Y/n, come on. Sit down.” he whispered.
You rolled your eyes and walked out.
You waited in the lobby for someone to answer your call.
Harry came out of the theatre and came up to you.
“Y/n I'm sorry.” he apologized
“Go away.”
“Please y/n. Let me take y’to your dorm.”
“That's the least you could do.”
You got into his car and he drove you back to the dorms.
Before you opened the door to get out he stops you.
“I'm sorry y/n. I like y’and I was just scared. I haven’t been in a real relationship since like middle school.” he really did sound sincere but you didn't believe him
“Whatever.” you leave the car and slam the door shut.
The next day everyone was looking at you weirdly. You instantly thought of Harry and he probably said something about you.
And you weren't completely wrong.
“Is it true?” some girl came up to you.
“Is what true?”
“You sucked off Harry at the cinema?”
“What?” you felt betrayed. “Who's saying that? Because its a not true.”
“Harrys telling everyone.”
A random frat came up to you and said “Me next?” he made the hand gesture of sucking.
You rolled your eyes and went to finish your day.
After the day you went to go look for harry.
You found him in an empty classroom almost looking like he was waiting for you.
“What the fuck are you doing telling people I sucked your filthy cock?”
He smirked at your dirty mouth.
“Don't know what y’talking about.” he lied.
“No, what is wrong with you?! Just because I wouldn't let you touch me in a public movie theatre gives you no right to make up rumors about me. Now I have multiple people coming up to me, giving me dirty looks, just because you think if stoop down that low to have your std-infested cock in my mouth.” you finished. Harry hasn't fucked anyone in weeks since he met you. He liked you a lot and he was just scared he wasn't lying but he didn't have to do it like that.
“If y’weren't such a goddamn bitch all the time I wouldn't have to.”
“You didn't have to in the first place!” you scoffed and rolled your eyes. “I fucking hate you.”
“Y’hate me?” he got closer to you. “Y’hate me?” he let out more sternly.
“Yes,” you said certainly.
“Fine, hate me all y’want. But I want you t’remember this the next time y’decide you hate me.” he kissed you deeply. You actually really enjoyed it. Maybe it was all this pent-up sexual frustration you had in you, or maybe it was just the fact you still liked Harry, but you didn't want him to stop.
You kissed him back and he removed your jeans and then your panties.
“I could feel y’getting so wet for m’at the movies, poor baby was just humiliated... Weren't you?” you nodded.
“I haven't fucked anyone since we started this project weeks ago. Y’know that right?” you shook your head. He removed his skinny jeans and boxers.
He put two fingers in you as you moaned. He put you on a table and fingered you more.
“Fuck, H.”
“Y’still hate me, baby?”
“So fucking much.” you moaned. “Fuck I'm gonna cum... H please more.”
“Y’want more fingers or m’cock?” he teased
“Y-your...” you moaned as you were about to cum. He could feel you clinching around his fingers and pulled out.
“My what?”
“Your cock... Please,” she says shyly.
“Hmm...” he thought.
“Please, Harry. I want your cock so bad.” she whimpered.
“What a good girl y’are. Begging for m’cock?” he shook his head.
He slowly entered his cock into you. He moaned as he did it faster.
“Oh God.” you were moaning because it felt so good, but hearing Harry moan made something inside you go crazy. You loved men who were loud in bed (even if we were in a classroom and not a bed)
“Y’cunt is so pretty.” he moans again “Prettiest pussy v’ever fucked.” you grunted madly.
“Because all you do is fuck sluts.” you said annoyed as he pounded into you harder.
“Should I have been fucking y’this whole time instead?” he bit his lip.
“Yes. It's so good.” you moaned.
“Yeah? Who's making y’feel this good hmm?” he teased.
“You.” you squeal.
“And who am I?” he licks his lips
“Harry.” she tries
“Try again.” he snickered
“D-daddy...”
“That's fucking right. Still hate me?” he asks while she whimpers and moans under him.
“Depends...”
“This is my fuckin pussy. Understand? No one else can fuck it but me.” she moaned louder.
“O-only if th-thats my cock.” she squeals. “Fuck I'm gonna come daddy.”
“Me too. Cum on m’cock baby.” she moans louder.
She cums on him and he pulls out and cums on your stomach.
You sat up “Th-thank you, H.”
“Anytime, just uh-- give me a call. And I meant what I said by the way. I really do like you, m’just not used to relationships.” he said putting his pants back on, and so did you.
“Is anyone in here?” a janitor said. The door was locked so she couldn't come in.
You and Harry look at each other and laugh.
#harry styles#harry styles x y/n#harrys house#harry styles x yn#harry x reader#harrystyles x reader#kyle spencer x reader#Spotify
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so tl;dr Naomi’s dad Kaleb used to date Taryn’s mom Jaesha, and they ran a family vlog channel. they were almost married when Kaleb left Jaesha at the altar. it became huge newsTM because her dad got with Natasha, the wedding planner who helmed their doomed wedding. and now…here are their children, about to shack up in the same downtown penthouse together. how fun!
transcript:
NAOMI: Hey! Good to meet you! You must be Taryn. TARYN: Yes, that's me, Taryn Thurston. I've come to look at your room. NAOMI: Of course. You're actually right on time--we're kinda having an impromptu roommate meeting right now.
NAOMI: Guys…meet Taryn. IAIN/ANGELO: Hey. NAOMI: So like, is this your first time coming to San My or are you moving from somewhere else in the city? TARYN: I'm actually coming from California if you can believe that.
NAOMI, aside: Oh, where from? My dad used to live in Del Sol Valley. TARYN: I was born there! NAOMI, aside: No way! Small world. Y'know, my dad used to be… and this is so cringe, but, he used to be a vloger. Youtuber. He had a channel with his girlfriend at the time. TARYN: …my…mom used to do the same thing.
NAOMI: …oh! I mean, there're a lot of vloggers in Del Sol Valley, aren't there? TARYN: But only one of them was named Kaleb Scooter. Which is your dad. Isn't it? NAOMI: How…did you know? TARYN: He had that channel with my mom. Jaesha Thurston. The most views they ever had was when he left her at the altar in Tartosa. Man, small world, isn't it?
NAOMI: Will that be a problem for you, Taryn? TARYN, aside: Well, no, but it's just kind of a shocker. Whenever mama talked about it… ah. Sorry. Yeah, no, it won't become a problem! NAOMI: Alright! Well…let me show you to your room, then…
#sims 4#lucky legacy#llgen5#taryn thurston#naomi scooter#iain lucky#angelo hartley#scooter legacy#slgen10
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the kissing booth is abusive and terrible; an angry rant
Okay. So basically, Noah is first introduced to us as this character like three times the size of Elle, and this character that his brother (Elle's best friend, Lee) thinks should not date Elle, raising a red flag. Lee wants what's best for Elle. And it's clear that Noah isn't that. But if we put that aside and we fast-forward to school, Tuppen sexually assaults her because she is wearing a skirt that is deemed too short in the eyes of the school. Then Lee tries and fails to protect her, and Noah goes psycho, beating Tuppen to a pulp. And of course, like always, the victim gets detention, so when Noah and Elle are waiting outside, he victim blames her, by saying, "Wearing a skirt like that is asking for it." I already didn't like Noah, but now I hate him. Telling somebody who was sexually assaulted that it was their fault because they were 'asking for it' by wearing clothes they were? That's a new level of low, and we're only about twenty minutes in! If that. Anyway, Elle goes on a date with Tuppen, and Noah is jealous. He stands her up (predictable) then explains that Noah has been meddling in her social life, and is the reason she has no prior dating experience, so she doesn't know what a healthy relationship is: the only people she's engaged in an even slightly romantic act with is a sexual assaulter and abusive, toxic man. But if we put all that aside, Elle is angry. So she calls Noah, and these are the words exchanged during the call:
Elle: You do realize that you're not my dad, right?
Noah: Look, you still got a lot to learn, kiddo.
Elle: Kiddo? Oh, my God. Oh, if you were here, I would beat you with my shoe.
Noah: Tuppen is a player.
Elle: So are you
Noah: And that's why I know he's wrong for you. You're gonna thank me one day.
Elle: Okay. Well, today is not that day. It is not your job to monitor my dating life. Do you understand me? The days of you controlling my life are over!
Noah: We'll see about that.
So Noah, creepy as he is, insists on continuing to manipulate and meddle with her life. He is trying to control her life. At that point, even he is warning her. Tuppen was a sexual assaulter, aka a piece of scum. And Noah? He compares himself to Tuppen. That should say something. Numerous red flags are up, but Elle is closing her eyes. Although that's not on her. She's the victim here, in this situation. I may not like Elle, but this stuff should not be happening. Anyway, let's put all that aside, yeah, and move on.
Elle and Lee suggest their idea for the fundraiser, a Kissing Booth (shocker) and of course, they need all the 'hot guys.' Convenient, because Love Interest Number 1 is a 'hot guy' when he's a toxic, abusive douchebag. Okay. I actually don't understand this point - are girls the main aim for this booth? (majority of people are straight in this world, but of course we have the gay tokens for diversity who have zero affect on the plot in the second movie) Because they aren't preoccupied with hot girls. Also, why are the girls presented as the objects to be kissed? No boys there? Doesn't matter, I guess. It's just an abusive relationship, in a plot that barely took two seconds to think out where like every character is an asshole. But I'm not judging that. After school, Noah tries to get Elle to come home with him on his motorbike. Of course, Elle refuses, yet he persists when she says no, because of course, Noah's reputation as a player. And I'm not surprised, you go Elle. He drops every girl. But, I mean, Elle is 'not like other girls.' Elle runs home, and she asks people to do the booth. Surprise, surprise, they say no to kinda selling themselves...and not getting anything from it except maybe herpes.
Okay. So, after that party I don't feel like talking about, because you know they used the same scene for every high school romcom, and the OMG's, aka the rip off mean girls, invite her over to get her intoxicated, and Elle is totally drunk. Elle asks Noah for the booth, girls he's making out with is mad, Elle gets rejected. There are a few partying scenes, and then Elle strips her clothes off leaving her underwear and dances. Lee, for some reason just watches her (see what I meant about assholes) and then Noah with all his chivalry takes her up into her room, dresses her in his clothes and then she wakes up presumably thinking they slept together, which of course, they didn't - but I wouldn't be surprised with Noah taking advantage of her intoxicated state and r*ping her, because when you're drunk, you can never consent. But the fact she suspected he might have r*ped her means she knows some degree of his toxicity, yet she is somehow still blind to it. Anyways, they had an 'accidental groping' session, and Elle is out and about again. Anyway, Elle lies about Noah liking one of the OMG's so they'll do the booth, and now she's got to convince Noah to do it, because the OMG'S (which he most definitely does not like) are waiting for him at the booth, and he's the main attraction for whoever's at the booth. Noah tries to order Elle around again, and she asks him about the booth again. (Clearly, neither of them can take a hint) and he refuses.
It's time for the booth now. I'm going to skip out on the beginning, but the OMG's push Elle out onto the stage and Noah comes up and kisses her, and thats something else I don't like: no matter who it was, if it was her boyfriend of a year of someone in her Physics Class, it was clearly not consensual. But the kiss happened, and since it was Noah, Elle enjoyed it, but Noah let her down, telling her it was 'just a kiss' manipulating her feelings, and now she's in this great dilemma, because Lee had been warning her all along with that friendship rule he insisted on. But let's skip a few minutes, after she tells Lee repeating what Noah said, where we're at the bit where Noah confesses his love with the classic fanfiction response, (I mean, this is WattPad, so...) 'You aren't like other girls, you didn't "fall at my feet" I love you you're so sweet!' Etc, etc.
So, to show his love for her, he takes her to a hookup spot where he takes all of his conquests. Perfect. That fanfiction thing is probably something he tells every girl, because Elle is clearly like the rest of the girls he's engaged in activities with.
Beach party. Warren tries to get a drunk Elle to skinny dip, and Noah jumps in, after an insult, punches Warren in the face and Elle runs off. When Elle is walking home, Noah screams and yells at her to "Just get in the car, Elle. Just get in the car, Elle. GET IN THE CAR, ELLE!" And with much violence, he punches his car in anger and frustration and toxicity and abuse (more controlling, great) Elle is scared (because it was clear that directed to her, Noah was yelling at her and he wanted to hit her) and she gets in. They go to the Hollywood sign (which they cannot go to, because I'm pretty sure you need to pay to go, like, as a tourist, but they filmed it in Africa so I'm sure they know jack shit about how the US works) and etc etc.
They start a relationship made up of sex and hiding. Sex and hiding includes a lot of these things, and not what a relationship should contain. What I don't like is that they think it's this huge secret that needs to be kept, it's not like they'll be discriminated against.
Lee is their only worry.
When Elle gets hurt and Noah is there, Lee immediately assumes he hit her. Why? Because he's lived with his brother...his whole life. He knows Noah like she back of his hand. He knows Noah is abusive. So when Elle's hurt, the only logical thing is to assume Noah did it. And what does that tell us if Noah's own brother assumes he abused her? And Noah's only response to being accused of violence is to...get violent. (Thank you, Cynical Reviews! You should watch him on YouTube. He's great. Especially his review of The Kissing Booth.)
After this, Lee finds out about their relationship, blah blah blah who cares. Except for the fact Lee is still angry: at Noah, not because Elle lied, but because he is sure how this is going to go, because he's experienced it from the sidelines - random girls he's barely known getting abused and having their hearts broken. And he doesn't want the next casualty to be Elle. Of course, like, no one supports them, because they know what happens every time Noah brings a girl home - or something of the sort.
Elle tells Lee to support them, she gets back with Noah and Noah...leaves.
A set up for a sequel which whenever I have time, will be analysed, because it is seriously abusive and toxic. None of these things were done out of 'love.' Love is a word used too carelessly in film. This, at the closest, is lust. And it is unhealthy, controlling, toxic and abusive.
So there's my argument!
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I hate when there's discourse about bi sapphics and then you look at the mf making these "hot takes" and SHOCKER they're not bi at fucking all 😭 there's something so bizarre to me about arguing that bi sapphics' attraction to men is not different from straight women when you’re literally in neither category. And like for sure SOME bi sapphics experience attraction to men exactly like SOME straight women do because bisexuality is not universal and YES there's nothing wrong with straight women liking men and yeah straight men are not queer obviously but bisexuality is fluid lmao it's not the same as nonfluid sexualities by nature of literally meaning having some attraction to any and all genders 😭 that is inherently queer. Why is it so scary to admit that bi sapphics liking men and dating men doesn't erase the fact that they are queer and they experience the world in a queer way. How does that invalidate straight women 😭😭
In fact I'd go as far to say as saying that assuming bi sapphics existing is somehow invalidating straight women is more offensive to straight women than bi sapphics saying the way they are attracted to ANYONE is queer. Not all straight women even experience attraction to men the same way I bet like be so fr lmao. Every other queer attraction is allowed to be beautiful and nuanced but god forbid bi sapphics like men then it's either "no you're not queer actually" or "saying you're queer when you like a man is actually mean to straight women" Of fucking course that shit is gonna be different bi sapphics and straight women are not the same omigod 😭 this isn't even about patriarchy or comphet or whatever this is just about one individual being queer and the other one not. It's not the rest of the community's job to decide what is and isn't queer for bi people literally fuck off and mind your business cause every time someone not bi has a take on bisexuality it's always just biphobia 😭
Mfs will post straight up biphobia and get thousands of likes and it's like... if ya'll hate us so bad okay, don't talk about us lmaoooo
It's so frustrating because ranting about it doesn't change anything, explaining wtf even a fluid sexuality is to people who don't experience it never changes anything and being mad about it doesn't change anything but fuck man sapphic spaces are so biphobic the majority of the time and you have to womder like. How tf does our existence hurt you 😭 those dumb mfs that do the "bi lesbian" shit aren’t the majority of bi folk we're literally just chilling lmao just stop having opinions on people you clearly dgaf about cause if these people actually cared about bisexuals they'd just let us speak for ourselves
#delete later#and it's similar with how mfs talk about n-b folk like#you don't have to understand everything believe the people who experience shit when they tell you that is their experience
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❝ every time you walk away you take another piece of me with you. ❞
Cassie
❝ every time you walk away you take another piece of me with you. ❞
Cassie Howard was a hopeless romantic. She was someone who loved being in love and loved having someone to love. It was who she was, and it was how she got herself in multiple bad relationships. She enjoyed the attention, the compliments, the knowledge guys wanted her, even if they only wanted her for one thing.
However, her newest infatuation was you, someone who never even looked in her direction with interest. You had moved in with your cousin, Ethan from another state cause of family drama. Kat had told the girls all about it. Parents getting divorced wasn't anything new to Cassie and she could easily sympathize with you. She wished someone had taken her and Lexi in whenever her parents fought. Kat had been quick to tell the girls that you were single and a complete mystery to everyone including Ethan. Nobody at school had been able to befriend you and whenever Cassie tried, she was met with an excuse and nothing more. Luckily for her, Kat and Maddy were good at coming up with plans.
"Just so we're clear, this is just us hanging out. Maddy couldn't make it cause she had to babysit and Lexi got stuck tutoring some kid." Kat said, dipping her french fry into some ketchup. Ethan sat beside her, completely oblivious to the actual plan at works.
"That's too bad. This place has the best burgers in town. You'll definitely like it here, (Y/N)." Ethan smiled sweetly. He leaned forward, taking a sip of his soda. Kat licked her lips, gently grabbing Ethans arm and tugging on it.
"Let's find a song on that music thing."
"You mean the jukebox?"
"Yeah, that." Kat nodded with a smile, scooting out of the booth with Ethan and pulling him towards the jukebox. You looked over your shoulder, watching them look through the music available.
"So, how are you?" Cassie asked, clearing her throat and shifting to face you. She smoothed out her white skirt, setting her phone on her lap and leaning back against the wall. You looked away from the couple, shoulders rising and falling.
"This feels like a setup."
"For what?"
"A double date." You finally looked at her, brow raising in the slightest. Cassie swallowed, reaching for a fry. She slowly chewed on it, trying to ease her nerves.
"I mean, it could be if you wanted to." She replied quietly.
"Too bad I'm not interested in that."
"Why not?" Her brows furrowed. What was keeping you from building relationships? Why did you try so hard to stay away from everyone?
"This might be a shocker, Cassandra, but not everyone is into you." You responded, scooting to the side and standing up. As you brushed past the couple you gave an excuse, leaving the diner. Cassie sat in the booth for a moment before crawling out of it.
"Cass, what hap-" Cassie moved past Kat, pushing the door open and stepping out into the cold night air. A shiver when up her spine when a breeze blew by and hit her exposed legs but she tried ignoring the chill.
"This mystery act is getting really boring. Why don't you just say what's on your mind and we can all move on?"
"Real rich coming from the girl who tried masking a double date as just a hangout." You replied. The light of your phone lit up your face and Cassie could only assume you were getting an uber as to not bother the couple inside.
"Cause you don't talk to me and you've never outright rejected me. Every time you walk away you take another piece of me with you. Give me a chance-"
"You're extremely dramatic for someone who just met me a month ago."
"Oh, I'm dramatic?" Cassie laughed, pointing to herself with raised brows. "I'm not the one acting all mysterious as if you have some big bad past."
"Maybe if you had asked Ethan for his input you'd know I'm going back to my state at the end of the year. I'm not trying to play hard to get, Cassie. Plus..." You trailed off for a moment before letting out a heavy sigh.
"I'm seeing Lexi."
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Chapter 4 of The Dove and her Rooster [Bradley Bradshaw]
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It was their 3rd year at the academy when they met Mickey Garcia and Reuben Fitch, they were the year below them but they hit it off with them right away. Actually it was Phoenix who bumped into them at the bar almost everyone from the academy went to. She overheard them talking about a professor no one likes so she introduced herself and invited the two over to the table she shared with Victoria and Bradley.
Both Mickey and Reuben were chill, down to earth guys and very respectful, especially Mickey. He addressed the three with sir and ma'am even though he was told that there were no need for formalities.
"Honestly Mickey please stop using formalities, we're not that much older. Well, except grandpa over here." Victoria pointed towards Bradley as Natasha laughed, "Gee thanks Vic, you really know how to flatter a man. It's such a shocker that you're single." sarcasm dripped from the brown haired man's lips.
The blonde girl joined in on the laughter with the rest before ruffling Bradley's hair.
"Yes, yes, I know such a shocker but what can you do. I'm too good for anyone. They get frightened by my beauty, brains and talents."
Both Bradley and Natasha patted Victoria on the back and told her if that helps her sleep at night, they support her. The young woman glared at them.
"I'm gonna replace you two with Mickey and Reuben." Bradley put his arm over her shoulder as he took a sip of his drink.
"Nah, you love us too much to do that."
When the 3 boys went to play darts Natasha turned towards her best friend.
"So when you gonna tell him that you like him?"
Victoria almost choked on her drink as she looked at the brunette across from her.
"Excuse me?? I have no idea what you're talking about." Natasha instantly rolled her eyes at that, "Please Victoria, I've known you both for 3 years now, I see the way you look at him, the way you interact with him. Hell, when I first started hanging out with you two I was certain you two were already married." the blonde looked towards where the boys were, only to see that Bradley was already looking at her.
She smiled at the boy as her heart fluttered at the wink he sent her before resuming his game of darts. When she looked at the brunette across from her, the girl only looked at her as to say this is what I'm talking about which made her sigh but in the end decided to tell the truth.
"Okay, yeah, maybe I do have some feelings for him but he's my best friend Tash, I can't lose him. I'd be lost without him, he's my rock."
Natasha got up and sat down next to Victoria before giving her a side hug.
"How long?" the blonde let out a small chuckle as she looked at her drink on the table, not daring to look anywhere else.
"From what I can remember since I was 17, so 4 years now but I pushed them down over the years, dated other people....but somehow it never worked out with anyone else, no matter how hard I tried. Kinda pathetic, isn't it...?"
This time Natasha pulled her into a tight hug, sensing the girl needed it.
"It isn't pathetic, don't say that ever again. I think you both are too blind to see what everyone else sees but I won't pressure you into anything, I know how important he is to you."
That night Victoria payed more attention to Bradley and everything he did or said. She started to think Natasha might of been right but didn't dare to say anything instead she decided to enjoy her time with her friends.
The next day Natasha decided to also confront Bradley since she knew that Victoria wouldn't make a move and she wanted to see her two best friends happy. She caught up with him after their last class.
"Yo Bradshaw, we need to talk."
The brunette man stopped walking as he looked back at Natasha confused.
"What did I do this time? I swear it wasn't my fault whatever it is, Victoria probably framed me!"
She lead him to an area where there weren't too many people as she laughed at his instant guard and framing of their best friend.
"It's not that but it is about Victoria."
With the mention of the blonde's name Bradley perked up, it was like someone woke him up about something urgent and he was fully alert.
"What happened? Is she okay? Did someone hurt her? Who do I need to beat up??" Natasha told him to calm down and that everything was fine. She knew he was protective over the girl but she had no idea he was this protective. It was cute.
"When are you gonna tell Vic how you really feel?"
Bradley was utterly and completely shocked. He was caught off guard by that question and didn't know what to say. As he stumbled over his words, trying to think of something, Natasha told him that there was no use in lying since she wasn't blind.
"I don't know what you want me to tell you Nat...She's my best friend, has been since forever. She's the only person I can tell and talk about everything and anything. I can't lose that. I can't lose her."
The brunette girl pinched her nose as she sighed. God, she loved them both to death but they were both stupid and blind when it came to the other. If those two don't get married one day and if she isn't the maid of honour, she'll kill them both in their sleep.
"Bradshaw no offence but you are so dense. That girl has feelings for you as you do for her but for some unknown reasons you both can't notice it and decided it's best to lie to yourselves about it. Why do you think you both had your fair share of flings or unsuccessful relationships? Because somewhere deep down you knew that that person wasn't the one. So please, for the love of God, put on your big boy pants and ask the poor girl out already! I am done with watching you two pin over eachother but not doing anything about it."
With that, Natasha walked off, leaving a stunned and speechless Bradley.
After a few days of thinking Bradley realized Natasha was right so he did exactly as told.
On Friday night Victoria's solo movie night was interrupted by a knock on her door. Opening the door she was met with Bradley Bradshaw standing there with a bouquet of flowers in his hands.
"Victoria Kazansky I have had the biggest, most stupidest crush on you for years now. You're the most amazing girl I've ever met and I want to treat you accordingly. So would you do me the great honors and go on a date with me tommorow?"
Victoria was melting on the stop at the boy in front of her and his words. She didn't know what to say except-
"I would love to Bradley Bradshaw."
And so their romantic relationship was born. Looks like they'll have to thank Natasha after all.
To say that no one was shocked when the two made it offical was an understatement. Even when they were little kids all the people around them were damn sure those two would end up married one day, they were always attached to the hip no matter what.
Bradley often said that his mom would be over the moon if she were alive that the two were finally dating but joked that she would probably nag him why it took him so long. The woman did adore Victoria from day one, just like his father when he first found her in front of TOPGUN alongside his best friend and the man Victoria came to call uncle Pete.
When they visited her parents for Christmas that year and told them about finally being offical, Victoria's father was the first one to stand up and say-
"Well it was about damn time!"
To which everyone present either chuckled or laughed. Tom hugged both of them and told them he was happy for them and felt at peace because he knew he was gonna leave his eldest daughter in good hands. Victoria protested immediately at her father's words, not wanting him to even think about dying, let alone talk about it. She couldn't lose him, not yet at least, it was too soon.
"Y'know Bradley if it had to be a pilot, I'm glad it's you." "Thank you sir, that means a lot."
That night at her family's house was filled with jokes, laughter and board games.
Victoria loved her family and loved spending time with them and so did Bradley, they always made him feel like he was home and made sure he never felt excluded. The two young adults looked at eachother as smiles spread across their faces. They were home and wouldn't have it any other way.
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Need to Know
pairing .⭒ ۪ 𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ angelina jolie x reader
warnings .⭒ ۪ 𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ fluff ig
lowercase intended
A/N .⭒ ۪ 𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ angie doesn't have kids in this neither dose y/n. they are both 33. i enjoyed writing this. sorry for the bad grammar.
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February 4 , 2021
it was a long day a very long day. you see you had went to visit your mom, because you hadn't seen her in a while. she started questioning your relationship status which wasn't fun.
there was always talk about how you'll be single forever and if you don't find somebody now then you never will. but you didn't care, or so you think you didn't care.
your pov
" so is there anyone new in your life?" my mom questioned me as the two of us sat in the kitchen.
"no ma no one new"
"you sure you seem mighty close to that angelina, i mean every time you post a picture of the two of you on instagram, y'all's hands are all over each other's." she said sipping her tea.
"there's nothing going on between angie and i were just friends. " i said. it was true angie and i were just friends, we did have our moments were we'd kiss or have sex or cuddle, but thats all it was, i think.
"i mean yeah sometime her and i do the deed or cuddle or kiss, but thats it. i mean id like to call her my girlfriend, but i don't think she feels the same." i continued getting a bit sad.
"y/n talk to her, tell her how you feel" my mom said giving me a sincere look
it'll be best if i take her advice.
third person pov
you spent about 7 hours at you moms. on you way home you made a call to angelina.
"hello" angie answered all flirty per usual.
"hey were are you right now?" you asked
"um im actually at your place." angie replied.
you werent surprised, "ok well can we talk when i get there?"
"yeah sure, is it bad?" she questioned.
"no, no all good things"
"whew okay see you when you get here"
the drive was 40 minutes long, you stopped at the store to grab a few things knowing angie, most definitely ate all your snacks out of you pantry.
giving yourself a little pep talk before walking in the house. "angieeee where are you"
"im coming" she said you heard footsteps coming down the stairs.
when she came down the stairs she was dressed in you shirt and a pair of your shorts.
"hey baby" she said speed walking to you throwing her arms round your neck. not a shocker does that every time you see her.
she gave you a peck on then lips, "how was it with your mom?" she asked still wrapped around you.
"the usual, her asking me if i'm in a relationship, telling me i need to settle down, blah, blah, blah." you spoke.
angie gave you a small hum, unwrapping herself from you she spoke," what did you want to talk about?" she asked walking to the other side of the kitchen counter, you sat in a chair right next to it.
"oh yeah, um well today my mom and i were talking and she brought up how, you and i are close, and how we act as if we're dating. she said that every time we're seen together our hands are all over each other. and y'know i told her we did have intimate moments. and she um- she told me to tell you how i feel so. angelina, i like you, a lot, the way you make me feel is unexplainable and i- i want to be with you i want to spend the rest of my life with you. so i need to know one thing." you paused building up the tension.
"what are we? like are we dating?are we friends with benefit? i just need to know what we are" you continued.
angie didn't answer giving herself a moment to think. you looked at her. searching her eyes for any hint of good, but you found nothing? you couldn't read her, that was another thing she was unreadable at times.
she walked around to you standing in between your legs. both of her hands cupped your face, she looked down at you with that smile, that smile that can make any man or woman fall to their knees.
"y/n i love you so much, and i would love nothing more but to spend the rest of my days with you, loving you, holding you. i really thought we were dating but just weren't using terms. but if you'd have me i'd love to be your girlfriend." the last part coming out as more of a whisper.
"yes yes i'd love for you to be my girlfriend." you replied.
she pulled you into a kiss it was slow,steady and soft, but still made you weak in the knees. you loved this girl there was denying it.
at one point the two of you had to pull away to breathe. she looked at you, you started reading her eyes seeing now nothing but love.
"how about we have one of our special movies nights ?" she asked you with a smirk on her face.
"you mean the move nights that end with us having sex on the couch?" you inquired.
in responses she rolled her eyes and scoffed.
you laughed at her response,"yes baby i'd love to have a movie night with you".
she squealed," go change and i'll put the snacks and movies out." she removed herself from your arms. walking towards the pantry, as you got up and made your way up the stairs.
"oh there's some more snacks in that bag on the counter" you screamed at the top of the stairs.
"okay" you heard faintly.
you were lucky to finally be able to call angelina jolie yours. you'd texted your mom and told her what happened, knowing she'd wanna know.
when you got downstairs and sat on the couch with angelina, and started watching movies, her cuddled into your side, you felt nothing but happiness, not thinking about the outside world, your only focus being the woman in your arms.
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K so in primary school I was like openly a lesbian and the whole grade of like 10 year olds was well aware of this. And the majority of kids literally didn't care they were too busy eating mud to give a shit about who I'm kissing so win for me. It didn't start to get hectic until I got a girlfriend. And keep in mind this is like 4/5th grade or something so we're not exactly writing love letters to each other or running to see each other at the school gate every morning except that we absolutely were doing that because we're lesbians and we love each other. So time passes and shocker the relationship you started in grade 4 is NOT, in fact, going to last to the end of your lives! So we break up but stay friends obv. And then little me gets another girlfriend horaay! And this other girlfriend is like, pretty popular by grade 5 standards, and also really pretty so nearly all the boys in my grade had a crush on her. And we started dating and we broke up big deal. And then you'll never guess what happened next I got ANOTHER gf let's go. And then guess what we break up oops. By this point word was getting out about the "weird lesbian kid stealing everyone's girlfriends" and by my luck the fucking soccer boys found out and they were. Not impressed. I remember one lunch break this guy comes up to me and warns me I better not steal his girl or else there'd be trouble. And you people should know what happens by now when you tell me not to do something so you'll never guess what happens next. His gf breaks up with him and becomes MY gf. Get fucked Tyler you wack ass bitch. And because 5th grade me actually knew what respect was and picked her flowers and drew her favourite animals word got out to the rest of the girls and now I had like an army of girls with silly child crushes on me. I've won. And I took immense delight in rubbing it in Tyler's (and the rest of the boys, too) face. You remember that "no bitches?" Megamind thing. Yeah that was me to at least 3 soccer kids every afternoon. It was hilarious. I had effectively shattered 50 little boy's egos and at the same time founded an army of lesbians. Sorry this one had so much romance in it I promise my next story will involve me committing many crimes and being gay
i love that for you, you're literally converting girls to sapphics that is so girlboss
#diya answers#but also wtf were you doing dating in grade 4#i'll assume it was like dating in the kindergarten sense#anon
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Confession
Jean kirschtein x reader Oneshot
⚠ Sexual Content Ahead ⚠
Summary : You didn't want to admit your feelings to Jean in fear of losing him until tables were turned.
"I wonder how much everyone changed after all this time", you said staring at the moving landscape through the windshield.
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot to catch up with friends you haven't met since one year", Annie replied from the driver's seat.
"I bet Historia and Ymir must be dating by now", you chuckled.
"That wouldn't be much of a shocker to me to be honest", Annie added face straight at the road.
It's been one year since your friend group graduated university and because everyone was preoccupied with their individual lives, y'all didn't have the opportunity to meet up. Until today as Jean had organised a party at his mansion. The thought of his name made your face feel hot. For as long as you can remember you've always felt a certain type of way towards that horse face.
"Thinking about him huh", Annie said noticing the redness on your cheeks.
'Wha- what do you mean? No I'm not thinking of Jean", you responded frantically looking away.
" I didn't say a name though." You could see Annie smirking in the corner of your eyes.
"Don't you think it's high time you tell him about your feelings? Who knows he likes you back too and besides you two would actually make a pretty good couple looking back at how both of you were with each other," Annie suggested.
"I don't know about that, Annie, you know I fear rejection", you said dejectedly while reminiscing at the good old days when all you and Jean did was tease the hell out of each other and pull pranks with Sasha and Connie on teachers and the others.
Soon after you reached a grand gate.
"Open up horse face it's me and y/n," Annie said over the radio.
"Yeah yeah and don't call me horse face!" Jean scoffed on the microphone. Hearing his voice made butterflies errupt in your stomach. It was the first time you were coming over his house and damn the boy was rich rich as you looked at the magnificent well-kept garden enriched by a fountain in the middle face-to-face with stairs leading to the three story illuminated building.
When you reached inside, your eyes fell on Mikasa who was lounging on the couch. Shrieking you threw yourself on her, "Oh my god! Oh my god! Mikasa It's been so long!"
"Ahaha! Welcome y/n! I missed you too now stop crushing me," Mikasa coughed from the impact of your bodies colliding.
"Did someone get hurt? Why was there a scream?" Eren inquired coming from what seems to be the kitchen with Armin.
"Oh its just y/n", Armin said as you ran and jumped on him making both of you fall down laughing, "Armiiin! I missed you so much!"
"What's all this commotion about?" Connie asked revealing himself accompanied by Sasha who was savoring a pizza, a quizzical look on her face.
"Gosh I missed you guys so much! where are the rest?" you asked a tear in your right eye.
"Reiner, Berthold, Marco and Jean are setting up the projector to watch a movie and Ymir and Historia haven't reached ye-", Eren was cut off with the arrival of said people.
"Hola amigos! We have news for you all!" Ymir shouted while hugging Historia, "We're finally going out with each other!"
"Tell me why am I not surprised," Annie said as Historia blushed and Ymir just frowned at her words. Just at that moment Jean entered the room alongside with the boys making everyone invited present in the hall.
All the blood in your body rushed to your face as you saw Jean being a totally different person from last year. He grew a goatee on his face and his hair was longer too which seemed to be a mullet. He was wearing a casual grey hoodie and sweatpants yet this was so hot to you.
Your voice was stuck in your throat when you tried to say a word to him but either ways the monent the came he announced that everything was ready for the movie. He didn't even acknowledge your presence or make eye contact with you. It felt odd as you two were so close and he barely looked in your direction.
Everyone proceeded to go to the cinema hall which was located in the basement. You took your seat between Annie and Mikasa and Jean was right behind you. In a few the movie 'Attack on titan' started. Fifteen minutes in and you had already finished all your popcorn so you got up to fetch more from the kitchen. While going out you noticed that Jean and Marco were not in the hall but you choose to ignore it to go fetch your food. Right before you entered your destination you heard two voices coming from a room. You usually don't eavesdrop but the sudden mention of your name intrigued you to do so.
"It's now or never Jean who knows after how long you would finally see y/n again", you heard Marco said to Jean.
"I don't know Marco this seems like a bad decision to me", Jean continued.
"How would you know about that Jean? You think you know how y/n truly feels but you may be wrong you know ", your heart skipped a beat after hearing this.
Did this mean it was what you were thinking?
"Marco, I think it's for the best I don't tell y/n how I feel about her/them", Jean mumbled. So that's why he's been ignoring you. This confirmed your thoughts and under the shock you lost your footing pushing the door you were leaning against open. Jean saw his life flash in front of his eyes when he realised you heard what he said.
"You know what, I am letting you two alone to talk", Marco said taking his leave giving you a reassured look before closing the door behind him
You looked at Jean with soft eyes while he turned his back on you with his hand on the back of his neck. You noticed that the tips of his ears were red and before you could say anything he spoke up.
"So you heard what I said huh, would you please forget about it? I don't want to lose you because you're aware of my feelings for you", Jean said looking down with his back still facing you.
"Jean look at me", you asked him but he refused to do so which resulted in you walking to face him but he still looked away.
You grabbed his face to make him look at you. Jean was expecting you to reject him but instead you pressed your lips against his. His eyes widen at your action and he kissed you back more roughly when it hit him.
You pushed him to the bed as you sat on his lap continuing to makeout with him. His hands roamed around your body from your waist to finally grab your ass and give it a little squeeze.
You pulled back with a string of saliva connecting your mouths and looked him.
He looked at you thinking if only you knew how beautiful you were in his eyes.
"Does this mean you return my feelings?" Jean hopingly asked.
"Who kisses their best friend without feelings moron?" you smiled at him bopping his nose.
At this instant your mouths collided with each other again. Your hand reached down to peel his hoodie off his body and goddamn he was hot. You ran your petite hands against his hard muscular chest and abbs as Jean was looking at you adoringly.
Suddenly he grabbed your chin and attacked your neck with kisses. He ran this tongue on the skin while he unbuttoned your shirt to reveal your red bra. He went down from your neck to your collarbone leaving hickeys behind. A sharp pain followed by pleasure made you purr. He skilfully opened your bra with his one hand while the other was in your hair pulling it.
As your undergarment fell to the floor his jaw dropped at the sight of your perfect boobs in front of him. It felt like a blessing that he was witnessing you in this state. While he was busy gawking at you, you took his big slender hands and placed it on them. His cheeks took a bright red colour.
You grinded on his thighs feeling him getting harder. He let out a soft grunt feeling this sensation. He was sucking on one nipple and pinching the other one which made you throw your head back in absolute bliss.
Jean then advanced into helping you take off your pants leaving you in your panties. The more this man undresses you the more mesmerised he was by your figure. He slid his fingers up and down your cunt feeling how wet he made you when he barely even touched you.
"Would you sit on my face? please", Jean breathed with eyes filled with lust. You felt your clit pulsating at his request and you knew Jean could feel it too on his thigh. You nodded with your flushed face unable to say anything out of embarrassment.
He laid down on the bed as you took off your panties. Climbing on him his hands grabbed your waist guiding you right above his mouth. He ran his tongue through your folds making you lose your breath. He held you still so that you wouldn't move away while he was eating you out. He flicked your bud then inserted his tongue into and out you. You held onto the bed counter for support, your hair falling on your face.
"Jeannn", you moaned as you began riding his face. Jean was delighted let his tongue flat to let you pleasure yourself on him. Moving up and down you ravished this sweet feeling coursing through you. Soon after your legs began trembling signaling you were reaching your climax.
"Go ahead cum on my face please y/n", Jean pleaded and you did as he told. He felt your juices ran down his neck as he was savoring the taste.
"This is the best dinner of my life," he panted as you got off him. Your heart was beating so hard against your ribs as though it would come out.
You returned to your original place on his lap. You helped him take off his sweatpants watching his hard member spring free.
"Are you okay with this?" Jean asked.
"I've waited years to be able to do it so hell yeah I am," shifting yourself on his lap to make his dick right outside your entrance, you slowly inserted it in you. Feeling the neediness grow bigger Jean couldn't take it and pushed you down completely making his dick disappear in you. You bit his shoulder to help you bear with this immense pleasure.
"Fuck y/n you feel so good", Jean moaned being wrapped with your tight walls.
Pulling back from his shoulder you looked at him in the eyes as you rode him, your foreheads touching each other. Your boobs were bouncing from your up and down movement making you look so erotic to Jean. With time you picked more speed and was moving quicker. Jean was losing his mind at this. Your bodies blended into one. Jean bit his lips and grabbed your thighs so hard it was leaving marks. Your lips connected into a sloppy yet passionate kiss.
"Shit y/n I'm reaching my limit"
"Let's cum together Jean"
Jean was thrusting his hips into you out of instinct. The room was filled with the heavy breathing of both of you and the dirty sound of your ass and his thighs clapping.
Your body freezed as you let everything out of you and felt Jean's hot liquid inside of you. You screamed his name against his chest. Removing his dick from you, you sat on his lap looking into each other's eyes.
Suddenly you heard the door open revealing Eren outside.
"Oh my god I'm so sorry!" the poor boy appologised closing the door as fast as he could.
Jean and you broke into a laughter being happy that one of two finally confessed.
End.
Thank you for reading. :)
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Grace & Janis
Grace: is that you or has one of the others beat me to your room? Janis: what the hell where you gonna do in my room Grace: just have more getting ready space Janis: yeah, basement lighting is 🔥 Grace: & I don't want them looking better than me duh Grace: whatever are you okay?? Janis: sure Janis: well they won't be if they try and come in here Janis: why wouldn't I be Grace: obvs 🙄 Grace: not gonna send them in now Grace: is your boyfriend?? did his dad freak out? Janis: I'm not telling you so you can tell everyone Grace: um excuse you Grace: I wouldn't Grace: I'm asking cos you said his dad was like Grace: 😱😱😱 Janis: Well he's fine Janis: but he's staying so can you all try not to be so loud Grace: 👌👌👌👌 Janis: how many of them are coming back here Grace: I'll make them go to Mia's Janis: alright Janis: tah Grace: ew don't thank me Grace: are you coming to the party tonight babes? Janis: don't be a dick Janis: yeah Janis: who's is it again Grace: RUDE Grace: Leah's?? is that her name? Grace: 🤔🤔 Grace: oh Asia says her name's Lara Grace: whatever Janis: 😏 Janis: yeah, whatever Janis: are you making dad take you or what Grace: ugh don't remind me so cringe Grace: I think we're gonna order a lift so I don't die of embarrassment Janis: you're way too pissed the feel shame Grace: I AM NOT Grace: but maybe I will ask him cos Mia isn't here Grace: none of the other girls will be THAT RUDE Janis: may as well Janis: he's a pushover Grace: are you coming with? Janis: nah Janis: wouldn't be room anyway would there Grace: not like safely but they've fitted way more of us in than that when we were little OMG Grace: how are you gonna get there? Janis: well we ain't and you ain't sitting on his lap Janis: walk, easiest Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: you could Grace: OMG no it's like REALLY far Janis: Not really Janis: we'll be fine Grace: you just wanna walk so you can be alone 💕 Grace: sooo cute Janis: it's more about avoiding yous but go off Grace: well that's mean Grace: so glad you don't mean it & are 😍😍 Janis: 😏🖕 whatever you say Grace: OMG don't be horrible to me Janis: Why Janis: that's what I do, yeah Grace: cos Mia's being 😈😈😈 Grace: & I can't even Janis: Quelle suprise Janis: what's new??? Grace: ugh I know okay Grace: she came over today to get her tattoo touched up like that's a sorry NO BITCH Grace: so then all the other girls HAD TO 🙄🙄🙄 obvs Grace: but like?? I didn't want to so Grace: Like excuse you it hurts every time & you're being THE WORST Janis: she wants you to suffer Janis: again, shocker Grace: this date needs to happen even though EWW Grace: thank god he's not gonna be at this party Janis: not slumming it Grace: IKR 🙄🙄 Grace: like this girl doesn't live in a really nice house Grace: & is really pretty Grace: UGH Janis: what a bitch Janis: 🙄 Grace: you're still coming on the date, yeah? Grace: even though barista boy is ex barista now Janis: Weren't in it for the iced coffees Janis: yeah, said I would Grace: what even happened? Grace: you weren't but he was better than that other boy the CG has Janis: 💔 Janis: glad to know news doesn't travel that fast Grace: OMG are you really not gonna tell me??! Janis: so you can be the first to know Janis: oddly enough, no, I ain't Grace: UGH Grace: I hate you Grace: fine 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: exactly Janis: so why would i tell you literally anything Grace: Whatever Grace: I'm over it Janis: 👍 for you babes Grace: hopefully won't see you later, babes Grace: 👌👌👌 Janis: so convincing Janis: well done Grace: thanks Grace: I'd have given it my full attention but getting ready already has it sadly Janis: you need it Janis: I understand Janis: oh wait, no I don't Janis: right Grace: mhmm Janis: 😂 Grace: 🙄 Grace: stop talking to me Janis: why Janis: can't multitask Grace: I just told you no Grace: ugh Janis: 😂 Janis: it's all the hairspray Grace: why do you have to be such a bitch? Grace: your boyfriend is literally there, annoy him Janis: funny Janis: and don't worry 'bout him, I can multitask Grace: 👍 for you babes Grace: sure he loves that about you Janis: amongst other things Janis: no doubt Grace: EW Grace: you don't wanna tell me anything but you HAD to say that Janis: alright now it's not you being OTT you don't wanna know Janis: this is how it is, bitch, stop Grace: I don't wanna hear all your humble brags Grace: excuse me Janis: I ain't tryna be humble so don't worry Grace: obvs Grace: so hush Grace: I'm over giving you this much credit Janis: don't need you to Janis: he's right here, like you said 😘 Grace: I haven't been defending you to him, duh Grace: just everyone else Janis: again, no need Janis: literally do not and have never cared what your mates reckon Grace: again, obvs Janis: not like any of them were there Janis: weirdly Grace: I know Grace: like you said, nobody's talking about that Grace: neither was I Janis: just how much you all hate me as standard Janis: cool Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: yeah that's why I said I have to defend you 24 7 Grace: sure Grace: go away I'm too busy for your bitchery rn okay Janis: sounds like a you problem not a me Janis: full-time occupation with your own no doubt babes Grace: shut up Grace: sooo annoying Janis: not the one adding extra letters for emphasis here Grace: if you ever listened I wouldn't need to Janis: to what? Janis: you never saying anything Grace: I literally said, leave me alone Grace: ugh Grace: it's not like you wanna talk to me so just don't Janis: and I said no Janis: keep up Grace: um HELLO!? I can't Grace: I have a million other things to do Janis: like what Grace: oh sure I'm gonna waste my time telling you them all Grace: I don't need to give you more things to make fun of me about thanks Janis: something we can agree on Grace: hilarious hun Janis: bit tragic Janis: if we're being honest, hun Grace: well since when are we? Janis: I don't lie Janis: just you Grace: sure Jan Janis: I'd say try me but you'd have to be real for at least as long as it takes to ask a question and you're incapable Grace: why would I want to? Grace: so get over it Janis: why would you wanna be real Janis: no idea Janis: probably 'cos you're shite at this whole act Grace: why would I want to with YOU Grace: I don't so I'm not Janis: Acting like you ain't begged now Janis: 👌 Grace: UM excuse you Grace: I have not Grace: don't flatter yourself babes Grace: 👌 Janis: 😂 Janis: you know your lies don't work here, like Janis: if anywhere Grace: Literally could care less what you think works for me Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: Oh babes Janis: if you cared anymore you'd implode Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: you wish, honey Janis: nah Janis: not that bitch Janis: not that bothered Grace: then stop trying to keep a convo going Grace: get a life Janis: 💔 Janis: middle school insults still alive and well Janis: that's cute Grace: Like I've said numerous times, you're not getting my best Janis: Like we all know, this is it Janis: but go off saving it for that someone special Janis: love that for you Grace: oh please Janis: begging ain't gonna help, I told you Grace: if you think that's begging you need the help Janis: if you think you don't reek of desperation, the reality check is long overdue Grace: what I think is none of your business so Janis: you think? Janis: babes! so proud 💕 Grace: literally kill me Janis: would but you know Janis: funerals are expensive Janis: give us another year I reckon Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: saving cos your got your man fired, love that Grace: v romantic Janis: bitch i ain't paying for you Janis: put you out with the bin if it was down to me Grace: so glad nothing's up to you Janis: so glad you're not my burden Grace: likewise bitch Grace: 💕💕💕 Janis: oh I'm not today? Janis: how nice for you Grace: I meant I'm glad I'm not yours Grace: you're always mine Janis: 😂 Janis: so predictable Janis: any chance to be a whiny lil bitch Grace: so predictable Grace: any chance to be a HUGE bitch for no reason Grace: 🙄 Janis: no reason Janis: i know you looking at it right now in the mirror Grace: I know I've literally done NOTHING to you Grace: except ask how you are, HOW DARE I, like Grace: but sure Janis: Sure Janis: just existing is enough, you know that's how it is so don't play the victim when you set the rules Grace: whatever Grace: I can't do this with you all night if I'm setting rules Grace: fun as it is 💋 Janis: You ain't Grace: typo or?? Grace: cos you literally just said I did babe Janis: you ain't doing it all night Janis: literally no stamina Grace: 😂😂😂 Janis: 🤡 Grace: 💔 Janis: thank god Grace: if you wanna break hearts do your bfs Grace: way easier & more fun Janis: what would you know about that Janis: come on now Grace: obvs nothing Grace: go with that Grace: then I don't have to talk to you Janis: you admitted it Janis: or have you blocked out your changing room trauma Janis: probably owe that poor girl therapy Grace: I said I haven't had a boyfriend, it doesn't mean I haven't ever hurt a lad Grace: like I said, it's easy Grace: you don't even have to mean to Janis: 😂😂😂 Janis: ooh Janis: bad bitch coming thru Janis: where's your mug with the affirmation on so we really buy it Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: & you wonder why I'm never honest with you Janis: Who's wondering Janis: pointing out fact ain't asking you to Grace: just go away Janis: no Grace: if you're really this bored you need a new boyfriend Janis: if you're really this incapable of ignoring me you need to assess your life Grace: obvs Grace: I'll add to my to-do list Janis: what is actually wrong with you grace Janis: serious Janis: work it out, keep us posted Grace: I've already told you, why should I go into it with you? Grace: you don't care Grace: I don't need to give you the ammunition Janis: nice to put a name to a problem Janis: lay it to rest Janis: don't be selfish Grace: I'm not your problem Grace: make up your own if you're that fussed Janis: sadly untrue Janis: i got theories Janis: not a professional, 'less you're paying but let's help it ain't that dire Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: Dad said he'd take us so you two can take him up on it if you like Grace: I don't need to Janis: getting the uber black is it Grace: no Grace: can't you hear them leaving? they are loud enough Janis: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: really Grace: IKR Grace: learn to walk in heels Grace: embarrassing at this point Janis: what are you doing Grace: the same thing I've been trying to do this entire convo Grace: duh Janis: you're not ready Grace: obvs not Grace: some of us take longer than your 10 mins babe Janis: jesus Grace: he's not gonna be v helpful with my hair Grace: his is natural Janis: how is that you're so slow you've pissed off the most annoying girls in the world Janis: sort it out Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: you think they're ready? so cute Grace: Mia clicked her fingers so they left Grace: she has 💔boy drama💔 she needs to scheme to solve Grace: can't do it alone, she'd have to have an independent thought, duh Janis: ha Janis: even worse Grace: if you say so Janis: you don't? Janis: love having such cunts for friends who'll drop you like a sack of shit, naturally Grace: love being able to concentrate Grace: & hear myself think Grace: & now I don't have to go to the party so Janis: why are you still perming your fucking pubes then Grace: EW Janis: seriously Grace: You are seriously GROSS Janis: grow up Grace: no Grace: See how annoying that is? Janis: you're teaching me? Janis: you started that lesson fresh out the womb don't be acting like this is revolutionary doll Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: here come the hieroglyphics Grace: I'm ignoring you now Grace: so boring Janis: 💔💔💔 Janis: how will I go on Janis: wonderbread doesn't think I'm interesting Grace: fine by me if you don't Janis: 😱😱😱 Grace: [doesn't reply cos ignoring] Janis: 💀💀💀 Janis: 👻👻👻 Grace: [still doesn't cos actually trying to get ready] Janis: Grace Janis: grace Janis: grace Janis: gracieeeeeeeeee Grace: OMG SHUT UP Janis: 😂 Grace: [goes back to ignoring] Janis: know you're checking these Janis: case it's one of your pals Janis: ain't though Janis: just me Janis: unlucky Grace: [still ignoring cos she is capable sometimes] Janis: 😭😭😭 Grace: [probably is crying knowing her so not gonna answer] Janis: the selfie you'll get gonna be so worth all this effort Janis: so many ❤s Grace: if it was for that, I would, thanks Grace: so supportive Janis: you said you ain't going Janis: no need to 🤡 to mope around your room Grace: I'm not going or moping Grace: not that it's your buisiness Janis: making another video doesn't count Janis: sad times Grace: I'm not doing that either Grace: but there's plenty of cat videos for you to watch, babes Grace: don't be too sad Janis: it's so hard though Janis: you get it Janis: you live with all Janis: that Grace: mhmm Janis: i'm over how mysterious you're tryna be now and my 10 minutes is up Janis: i hope someone cares 💕 Grace: It's not mysterious that it's none of your business what I do Grace: but I'm glad you're finally at my boredom level with this convo Grace: 👋 Janis: loving the convo Janis: you're such a natural you should really like Janis: sit in your room and film yourself talking to yourself Janis: that'd be so sick Janis: only half your comments will be asking when you're getting your tits out like Ri 👌 Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: leave me one babes I'll be so sure to get back to you Janis: must be so hard Janis: with your 14 followers and a comined IQ of 32 Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: 💔 Grace: 💋 Janis: you wish Grace: not even Janis: 👌 Janis: God bless Grace: bye Janis: no Grace: awh you gonna talk to me all through the party? Grace: so cute Janis: ikr Janis: i'm adorable Grace: tell it to your boyfriend Grace: see if you can't make him believe it Janis: you know all your putdowns only work if you're deeply insecure? Janis: again, more of a you problem Janis: 😬 awkies Grace: it's not a putdown Grace: genuinely hoping you two go the distance Grace: I already said so Janis: 😂 Janis: ew Grace: 💕💕💕 Grace: hopefully you'll get stronger words from Mia when she finds you at the party Grace: she's really 💔 over that boy if not Janis: gotta have one to break it, kid Grace: a fake one works well enough for her purposes Grace: & it's fake 💔 Janis: you always chat as if everyone doesn't know Janis: you're the only ones tonguing her hole, love Grace: ew Grace: & you wish obvs Janis: wow Janis: back at it with the gay jokes Janis: hit all 3, well done Grace: excuse you for wanting me to be in love with her or something Janis: you are Janis: and it's like Janis: well Janis: casual battered wife, want me to get you a place in a hostel Grace: I told you, girls don't do it for me, sorry to burst that bubble for you Grace: nobody's more devastated than me, trust Janis: no shit Janis: no self-respecting dyke is touching your shit with a bargepole Janis: your issues make the boys uncomfortable imagine someone capable of empathy, christ Grace: 💔 Janis: you mentioned Janis: the nation mourns, kid Grace: sure Janis: toodle-oo Grace: 👋
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Label: JYP entertainment
Stage name: Song Ha Rin [Ha means great or talented, Rin means unicorn; so yeah, I picked this name for you because you're a great, talented unicorn and you should be protected at all cost, duhh]
Debut year: 2016 (3 years active)
Debut concept: electric pop, upbeat, cute and girly, sassy girl power, dance and vocal heavy
Number of members: 5
Group name: HolyElectric
Fandom name: Sparks
Position: main dancer, vocal line, the mom of the group [because you're super protective, patient and caring]
Male bestie: Choi Minho (SHINee)
How you meet: he's your protector but also your tormentor, if you're being honest! Your first meeting was a bit of a shit show, one minute you're practicing some basic dance moves for a live broadcast and the next you're hanging off the side of the stage in a mess of limbs and covered in water. His necklace tangled in your hair, your heel caught in his belt loop; the both of you soaked beyond repair, an empty water pitcher laying hazardously at the bottom of the stairs. "Umm, you think you can tell your pants to let go of my shoe!?" "Yeah, as soon as your hair releases my necklace.." He pushes at your forehead, palm covering your face completely, nothing happens. You knee at his torso and hip, nothing happens; you both try again. "Ouch! Watch yourself, King Kong! I cant breath!" "Okay, let's not panic! It'll just leave me pantsless and you bald!" After that it was like you were inseparable, quickly becoming friends through the shared experience of that tragic, embarrassing event. Turns out you have a lot in common, personality wise! You're both really sarcastic and just plain goofy; (you have this game, always competing to see who can make the funniest, goofiest faces) so, obviously, you make eachother laugh alot but you're also very protective over one another. "Hey, Minho! HolyElectric's Harin is your best friend, right?" "Yeah, she is! Why?" "Shall we send her a little video!? Quickly do something to make her laugh!" "Harin, I miss you!...(^ gif ^)..."
Female bestie: Tiffany Young (SNSD)
How you meet: you take singing very serious! You're always working on your vocals, trying out new techniques, experimenting with your range; you're very hardworking and your dedication to getting better is something everyone seems to notice about you, right off the bat. So you're always down for vocal classes and one on one's with your vocal coach, always excited to learn something new! And that's how you meet Tiffany, through a friend of a friend of a friend of your vocal coach! You were doing your warm ups, waiting on your teacher to arrive when Tiffany stuck her head in the room to compliment you on your vibrato! You tend to come off as a bit rude, because of how shy you are, so at first it didn't really go well! "Wow, you sound so good! Those runs were amazing!" "Umm, I know..no, I-..I mean, it's not like I think I'm super good or anything..I-..sorry." She ended up laughing your response off and joining you in the room! You quickly became really good friends, constantly listening to music and practicing together; going out for lunch and meeting up on the weekends for some quality shopping time! "Who would you say your best friend is?!" "Oh, she is also a singer! Her name is Harin and she's in the girl group HolyElectric! We hang out together probably every week!" "Oh really!? What are your favorite things to do together!?" "We are both shopoholics, so we're constantly shopping! And afterwards I always drag her out for ice cream because..(^gif^).." Your friendship is so cute!
Group bestie: NCT
How you meet: this is probably the most unconventional way you've ever made a group of friends but it worked, whether you wanted it to or not. There are probably a hand full of things that you absolutely hate in life: people who lie, crabs and bugs are just a few! When faced with any of these, more specifically crabs and/or bugs, you tend to run the opposite way, screaming at the top of your lungs, arms flailing! It's your natural reaction! So when you find yourself being used as a human shield between a grown ass man-child and bugzilla, you're forced to square up and save the man child! "OH MY GOD SAVE ME IT'S GOING TO EAT ME AHHHH EOMMA!!" You're being pulled close, your body picked up and thrown around by the trembling boy! You feel like you might actually vomit but also, oddly enough, you feel really protective; the mom in you suddenly coming out: throwing your fists up in a fighting manner, kicking your feet and swatting the sky in defense. "NOT TODAY, SATAN!!" Eventually the bug gives up on it's hostile takeover, there are about 3 seconds worth of calm and suddenly you're surrounded. "Taeyong! What happened!?" "Yeah, we heard screaming!" "I was attacked!! I thought I was going to die!" "What!? What happened!? Attacked by who!? Are you o-" "Yeah, sorry to interrupt, but are we going to actually sit here and pretend like we don't see the girl Taeyong-hyung is holding up off of the ground like a teddy bear?! We just ignoring that!?" "Haechan, dont be rude!" "How am I being rude!?" "You're always-" "Sorry, can you put me down, my legs are going numb.." And it was all down hill from there! They wouldn't leave you alone, following you around like a group of sassy, over-dramatic puppies! But you don't really mind! They're your biggest supporters, always streaming your music and cheering you on during award season! They also send you little video messages to congratulate you on your wins! "...(^gif^)..." "Wait, are you recording?!" "Yeah, Harin is about to perform so we need to send the message fast!" "But not everybody's here yet!" "Well, tell them to hurry!" They're truly adorable!
Boyfriend: Shin Hoseok/Wonho (Monsta X)
Ship name(s): Ha-Ho, Wonha, Ho-Rin
How you meet: you love, love, love traveling and you get the opportunity to travel a lot, with your job; but that's really not enough to satisfy you! So, whenever you have a day off, you like to travel! Nowhere too far, since you only really have the one day, usually to Japan, or China, any place near by! That's where you meet Wonho, in the airport; one second you're grabbing your baggage, minding your own business and the next you're face-full of chest! "Oooff, I'm so sorry-" "It's okay! It's not everyday cute girls use their face to assault my chest!" He's very sure of himself, very honest and openly flirty and it doesn't take long before his assertiveness pulls you out of your shy shell! You spend the day together, grab some coffee and then hit up the local ramen shop! It doesn't take long for you to become official: redcheeks and sweaty palms, shy confessions underneath the bus station hanger. He's the best boyfriend you could ask for, he's practically whipped! And his group members never let him live it down! "Hey, Wonho! Harin stayed the night last night, didnt she!? But you guys were soooo quiet, in your room! What were you doing!? Quickly, tell the camera!" "...(^gif^)..." They make him suffer, you find it hilarious!
Your biggest fan: Kim Yeri (Red Velvet) is probably your biggest fan! She is constantly making dance covers to your songs, streaming your music and watching your v-lives! "I'm a huge fan of HolyElectric! My favorite is Harin! She's such a good dancer and her vocals are always on point!" She's very vocal about how much she loves you and your music; so much, that even her fans are trying to make it so that she has the opportunity to meet you! "Yeri-unnie! Harin-unnie is your girl crush, right!?" " Yes~...(^gif^)..." "Hopefully you can meet her soon!" It's ridiculously cute!
Scandle: you're a dancer, that's what you truly want to be known as! You've been dancing since you could stand up straight and you've been like a spunge ever since; always trying to gain as much knowledge over the art, as you can! You take extra classes, make covers, mimic other great dancers, you're constantly in the practice room! So, yeah, you dance more than you breathe, this is not a secret! You've also known EXO's Kim Jongin for years, again, not a secret! He was one of the only idols to really reach out and interact with you in your trainee days; always offering to answer any "idol" questions you may have, offering to practice with you, teaching you new dance moves, critiquing your performances before every evaluation! He quickly ended up becoming your greatest teacher, an even greater friend, almost like a brother! So it's no shocker you're photographed together, a lot: Jongin entering your apartment building, Jongin picking you up and taking you out for dinner, you entering Jongin's apartment building etc. What is a bit shocking? The headlines that come with those photos, when Dispatch drops them. 'Neitizens get a HolyElectric shock when EXO's Kai takes new girl friend!' and 'HolyElectric's Harin sparks new dating rumors! Could EXO's Kim Jongin be the one?!' It was a bit confusing! "What the?! 'Could EXO's Kim Jongin be the one?!' What Disney movie is this!?" "The good kind, one with a great soundtrack and a beautiful dance number! You should feel lucky!" "I just threw up a little bit.." It's really cruel how much Jongin's enjoying your discomfort!
Other activities: obviously you're a great dancer, singer and all around performer but sometimes you really just want to be challenged! So when you're management team signs you up for a spot in 'The King of Mask Singer' singing competition, you're both super excited and super nervous! It ends up going well and you gain a ton of new friends and even more fans from the experience! "It was so fun! I didnt know singing could be so exhilarating!" "So what?! You want to give up dance and become the next Mariah Carey?! Good choice! Less competition for me~" "Jongin, I will cut you.." What a massive dork!
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@bbwonho here is your private idol life ship! I hope you like it~ Let me know what you think! 😌
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Label: yg entertainment
Stage name: Barbie
Debut year: 2014 (4yrs active)
Debut concept: sexy, dark, story driven, rap and dance heavy, hip hop/pop track!
Number of members: 1(solo artist)
Group name: you go by your stage name, Barbie!
Fandom name: bb's
Position: main dancer, vocal, rap and visual; basically everything (because you rock!)
Male bestie: Yukhei (NCT)
How you meet: you hurt eachother both physically and emotionally, and then laughed about it. Alot! It was a normal day, you had just returned from dance practice and you were kind of exhausted; so you weren't paying that much attention to your surroundings! And then, let's just say, you hit a wall. Literally! Knees buckling, foreheads banging, elbows stabbing eachother in the stomachs - you struggled to break free. "Oh my freakin- you broke my face!! My face is broken!! What the hell is your forehead made out of?!! Bricks?!" "Well, I wouldn't of had to break your face if you had just watched where you were going, you frat-boy looking douche!" There was a long pause, some intense eye contact and then you both were cracking up; red faced and both clutching your stomachs, you managed to introduce yourselves! You've been attached at the hip ever since! You both have 4D personalities and you both love to make people laugh! You're 100x more extra when you're with eachother! Like Bonnie and Clyde, Tom and Jerry - you have eachothers back but always tease eachother constantly! He quickly becomes one of your best friends! He also gets oddly really protective of you, in a funny way, and his band mates like to tease him to see his reaction! "Hmm, I think my girl crush would have to be Barbie! She's really sexy!" "...(delayed reaction) Wait, what!? (^..gif..^)..who just said that!?? I'll stab you in the eye with a fork!!.." Even though he uses humor to mask how much he dislikes other people talking about you, you know if it came down to it, he would genuinely put someone in their place for you! Your friendship is the sweetest! (*sob*.. my 4D son!)
Female bestie: Lisa (Black Pink)
How you meet: you meet through dance! You had started taking more and more dance classes and workshops after your debut and occasionally you would meet new people in those classes! Long story short, she "accidently" caught you off gaurd after practice one day and you might have turned around and kicked her in the shin in a desperate attempt to "defend" yourself. You apologized over and over again but she just wouldn't stop laughing and take your apology, "hahahahhahahahaha you call that self defense?! You looked like a rabid bunny...I'm sorry hahahhaha...I can't stop laughing...hahaha.." "HA! Hilarious. Laugh it up..." She ends up choking which makes you laugh hysterically, until both of you are just a mess of giggles. You quickly end up bonding over your love for dance and food! And it became kind of a game between you two, on who could sneak up and scare the other more: at award shows, at fan meets, at restaurants; any and everywhere you could possibly think of! You had gotten in couple of good scares, but she was still the reigning queen! Which, she always brags about! "Lisa, you're best friends with Barbie right!?" "Yeah! She's my bestie!" "I hear you like to sneak up and scare eachother! How do you usually do it?!" "Yeah! I get her everytime! Like this...(^.. gif..^).." She's such a fruitloop, but you love her!
Group bestie: NCT Dream
How you meet: it was one of the weirdest encounters you've had in your entire life, to be completely honest. One second you were picking out something to eat at the local 7-11 and then without warning you were surrounded by a pack of fetus looking thugs. "You barbie!?" "We've literally watched every single one of her music videos and all of her interviews. We know what she looks like, why would you ask such a stupid question!?" "I was just trying to act cool!" "Well that's your problem right there! You're a rapper not an actor!" "You want to fight me!?" "Oh look, Canada thinks he can throw down.." "Stop pushing his buttons, Haechan. But on a serious note, we've all seen pictures of her on Lucas' phone sooooo that definitely was a stupid question.." "I swear to go-" "Umm, sorry to interrupt but...what is happening!?" "We're your new best friends, we're here to replace Lucas. Nice to meet you!" "Ummm..I mean..okay, sure.." And just like that, your fate was sealed! (No joke, my brothers football team actually did this to me! Soooo yeah, this legit happened!) You end up not really minding though. They are super supportive, always cheering you on and hyping you up! It's kind of cute, they follow you around like little ducklings; always competing with Lucas for your attention and friendship. "Noona, Yukhei said you prefer atleast one of your bestfriends to be buff so..(^.. gif..^).." You love them!
Ship name: b-min, smiley couple
How you meet: you ran into him at an award show. Literally! You were too busy trying to watch out for Lisa! You knew she was obviously attending the award show, and you knew it was the perfect setting and opportunity for her to sneak up and scare you; so you weren't paying attention to anything! Until you were laying flat on the ground, another human being hovering over you. "Yikes, are you okay!?" "Oh my god! I'm soooo sorry!" You apologize profusely as he tries to help you stand. "It's no problem, I might be short but I'm sturdy- nope, I take that back, you're shorter.." With red cheeks and shaky hands you both stumbled awkwardly through your introductions and from then on, it was history! He ended up asking you out and you jumped at the gun to say yes; you've been together ever since. He really is a great boyfriend, always cuddling you, buying you flowers, taking you out to eat, supporting you. (I'm actually getting kind of jealous lmfao) He's whipped and his band mates tease him about it all the time! "And here we have Park Jimin not paying attention to the camera at all because he's too busy texting Barbie! What a shocker!....(^.. gif..^)..." You're total relationship goals!
Biggest fan: Wooseok (Pentagon) is probably your biggest fan! He's constantly listening to your music, watching your MV's, downloading your songs, watching your TV appearances and talking about you in interviews! "I'm a huge fan of Barbie-noona! She's really talented and she's such a good dancer! I would love to collab with her sometime in the future!" It's the cutest thing; he's such a big fan of everything you do and he's so loyal to your fandom, constantly calling himself a fellow bb! "Wooseok, quick question! Do you think there is anyone in the world that dances better than Barbie?!" "...(^..gif..^)..." It's adorable!
Scandal: it's not a secret that you're a dancing dancer who loves to dance, and it's definitely not a secret that EXO's Kim Jongin is one of the best dancers out there, in your opinion! (It's a total FACT!) So given that he's actually one of your closest friends, even an older brother at times; always willing to practice with you and give you advice! You use this to your benefit! Often! That's why dispatch has photographs of you and Jongin together on multiple nights! "New romance between Solo Artist Barbie and EXO's Kai?!" "Ken and Barbie?! More like Kai and Barbie! New hott couple alert!" You both end up laughing until you're curled up in a ball on the floor. "Really?! A Barbie and Ken joke!? That's what they're leading with?" "You're a bit too vertically challenged to be a Barbie, but honestly I'm killing it in the Ken department.." "Jongin, are you actually trying to fight me right now?!" It's really ridiculous!
Other activities: sure, you're a singer and a rapper but dancing is and always will be your number one! It's your passion, it's what you went to school for and it's what you live to do! So when yg suggests that you start trying to broaden your fan base with some type of variety show or competition like 'Hit the Stage' you freaked out! (Girllllllll, so would I!)You were so excited but also very nervous to showcase more of your dancing skills on such a big platform but it turned out to be one of the funnest experiences! You ended up feeling right at home amongst the other dancers, made some new friends, learned more about dance as a craft and even made some new fans! "It was just sooo fun! I was definitely nervous but I pulled though! I knew I had it in me!" "Ohhhh wow, so you're just not going to give me credit at all!? I mean, its not like I went through another dating scandal just to help you practice or anything, right?! How rude of you, midget." "Oh my god, Jongin, I swear I will push you down a flight of stairs..." It was awesome!
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@kbabie heyyyy sooooo yeahhh, thank you so much for your patience! I know it takes me hella long to do idol ships, because I kind of overdo it. But thank you so much for the request, I hope you like it! Please feel free to let me know what you think! 😅
#im sooo freaking sorry for how long this took me 😢#i feel so rusty and the quality of this idol life ship sucks giant monkey balls soooo#yeah#soooo sorry#idol life ships#yg entertainment#yukhei#lucas#nct#nct lucas#lisa#blackpink lisa#blackpink#nct dream#wooseok#pentagon#pentagon wooseok#bts#bts jimin#park jimin#kai#exo#exo jongin#kim jongin#hit the stage#kpop ships#horoscope ships#mtl ships#selca ships#moodboard ships
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