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Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday🛩️

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i feel so bad for my neighbours i share walls with that have to hear my daily rendition of golden by huntrix. except no i don't fuck you you know together we're glowin. gonna be gonna be golden.

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FINALLY got around to dumping Spotify after their CEO continued to prove he's a fresh turd. (As if being a billionaire, not paying musicians, shoving AI garbage at us, and having an atrocious carbon footprint wasn't bad enough, he's now the chair of a AI-based weapons manufacturing company.)

I used TuneMyMusic ($24 annual fee you can cancel immediately, effectively paying only once) to transfer almost every single song from our Spotify account to Tidal. Tidal already has much better sound quality and they pay their artists much better. It migrated over 99% of our music, too, so there wasn't a huge loss.

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i'm having too much fun with this gen already.

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next generation starring the evil twink from england and the evil bear from mexico FIGHT

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the way i watched this sim get better over time must be studied

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as barbara was working again, danylo went to church with the mactavishes, as he was already going over that weekend. he and roddy sat in the back pew and spent the hour and a bit giggling.

Roddy/Danny: (whispering conspiratorially)

Charles, whispering: roddy, danny, if you lads canny act proper at service i'll get back there. and you don't want me back there.

Roddy: sorry dad.

Danylo: sorry mr. mactavish.

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now that she doesn't need to be helicopter mom, barbara's really leaned into all her hobbies and her work. she got another promotion and she's really in her finchwick native farm girl bag. she even got to go and see a llama! she never wants her own llama.

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danylo please. danylo please leave it behind you are tearing this family apart. and the fact that he cleared the last of his fundamentals (mental) while wearing the stupid yellow pineapple bear costume just absolutely kills me. congrats i guess you gremlin.

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by the time miss bess' third begging spiel came in, barbara was down to $6k right before she had a bill of $1.8k to pay. and yet she had to hold out...just one more loan...right?

Bess, over the phone: you really won't regret this, barbie. i promise.

Barbara: bess the next time i speak to you it had better be you telling me you're paying off all my debts because what the FUCK.

Bess: ...sorry barbie, what's that? sorryyyy my connection is fucking up...bye...

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no yeah it's cool i love having an ailment every 12 sim hours because my sims are a lil angy that day. like fuck off

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baloo has had it UP TO HERE. with danylo's bright yellow fursuit shenanigans. he has nobody to turn to but his best friend.

Baloo: (BARK BARK BARK BARK BAWWWWWWW BARK BARK!!!)

Roddy: what's gotten into you, baloo?

Baloo: (BWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Roddy: fine alright i'll pet you big oaf, but a canny be doing this all day dog...

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so. danylo picked up the fucking bear phase i guess. i don't even know which bear costume is the worst. all of them are so abjectly terrible. horrendous. i (and barbara) hope he grows out of it soon.

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next step of the bess sterling phone call saga. at the time of her offering her next $1, 000, i'm telling you--miss barbara had at most 8k in the bank. honey she was brokiana grande.

Barbara: ...bess, you didn't even pay me back for the last time. i really like you and everything, but i don't like where this is headed.

Bess, on the phone: barbara, i promise you, the moment that revenue cheque hits, i'll wire you everything back and more. i just...need another push. please?

Barbara: (sigh) you're so lucky i'm nice. alright. fine.

Bess: yes! thanks chum--i mean, my friend!

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Ian McMillan: you all right, barbie? everything fine with you and danny here?

Barbara: yes? why wouldn't it be?

Ian: oh, it's just that people have been wondering where you've been lately. you've not been at finchwick fairs or the pub or anything as of late, and you haven't replied to my thanksgiving invitation.

Barbara: i'm very sorry if i haven't been very social lately, ian, but you must understand--cecilia tried to ROB ME.

Ian: ...yeah...hard sell, that...but barbara, we miss you...will you at lest come to the pub and say hi for the holiday? it'd be nice to see your face.

and so she did...begrudgingly, to have dinner with some townsfolk. peep that bitch cecilia in the foreground.

Danylo: (whispers) mama, we don't have to do this.

Barbara: danko, i fear that we do. just eat your chicken and we'll have dessert at home, away from them.

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i just remembered i had an account on the visual novel game, choices...downloaded it again today...to find that i had 1, 400+ diamonds/premium choice currency on that bitch?? was i well? was i ok?

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There’s a running bit in my family that every time my mom is away on a businesses trip a celebrity dies and every time it comes true I have to wonder if this bitch is the reaper or something…

Some notable deaths she missed while out of town/the country:

Chadwick Boseman

Prince

Betty White

Larry King

Queen Elizabeth II

Muhammad Ali

Alex Trebeck

David Bowie

Jerry Springer

Tina Turner (most recently)

Sidney Poitier

Barbara Walters

Bob Saget