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sunlightontheseaa · 1 year

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Playing ac odyssey and like. I want so badly to get with some hot lesbians but like. Kassandra is so ace to me she literally is SO ace to me like. Every time someone tries to flirt with me im like 😐😐 give me my drachmae

#i slept with the one old lady because her husband paid me to and im like #yeah alright that's a job #then i slept with lykaeon out of pity cause he was just so damn pathetic #instantly regretted it #assassin's creed #ac odyssey #poor alchibiades I've rejected him so many times #he's a homie though #odessa was annoying and i didn't really want to get with her #and the girl in the town with all the cherry blossom trees i don't remember her name #i might have gotten with her but the flirt dialogue was so horrifically cringe i physically could not bring myself to say it

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swedenis-h · 22 days

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Weyland CORPORATION 🩵 (X)

#I will always love behind the scenes stuff idk what else to say man 😭😭😭#yeah the movie was alright but have you ever considered they had fun on set???#that they had fun doing their jobs??#art #fanart #digital art #fan art #my art #alien #alien prometheus #prometheus #meredith vickers #david 8 #elizabeth shaw #alien fanart #alien franchise #Prometheus fanart

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3dfeels · 10 months

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look at my nurse dawggg im going to the morgue 😫🤯🤣

#nurse kenjaku #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #kenjaku #hrmmm perhaps i will even tag this as #gojoken #yeah alright my job here is done bye guys 😋#art #draws #fanart

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babblingbonnabel · 1 month

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🎭 | im going crrrrazy!!! Lore lore lore!!

Scar isnt in this arc but i was told to draw him <3

video transcript: "Call me (us) Dylan."

title cards! I'm super normal and cool 😀 to all the people who said 'I have no idea what's going on but this slaps' i love you, please continue to thrive.

#stressmonster101 #iskall85 #goodtimeswithscar #hermitcraft #soul eater #SELOTV #< just trying out a tag!#✩ | bonnies scribbles!#dont you see how normal i am!!!#vault hunters...yeah ive heard of that...😏#if you know anything about the vault gods please feel free to info dump to me <3 #im really living it up in this au so glad i have free will and the ability to create!! how fun it is to create!#im still learning about wheelchairs -- ive found references and i hope Scar's turned out alright! the only way to go is to get better now -#so im hoping the next time will be better :^)!#boooo who's that snake guy omg tomato tomato what are you doing here!!!! job offer?!?! BOOOOOO

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dollopheadedmerlin · 10 months

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I think it's so funny when people draw Merlin characters with stuff like top surgery scars because it carries the implication that Gaius is a leading medieval gender confirmation surgeon

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kyouka-supremacy · 2 months

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#I've had the cutest interaction today #So like yesterday? There was this post I saw on my dash that was like “you want to know extra info about museums? Just befriend a–#guide! That way you can also unlock the Secret Backscene” and I was like. Lmao. Who could ever befriend a museum guide I've never–#even personally met anyone who works at museums?#... Well. Guess what happened today #I was following this guided museum tour with a friend and when the tour came to an end I was happily chatting with her when the guide.#Shyly chimed in and was like “is that an Atsushi keychain?” And I was like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#And I was like‚‚ omg‚‚‚ Do you happen to know‚‚‚ This one series‚‚‚‚‚‚#And they unsheathed their phone like a fbi distinctive in American movies to show me their fyo/zai background amjdsgawsjda it was SO cute.#They were adorable. And I got so embarassed but trying to keep my cool while internally I was like‚‚‚#Omg the Cool Museum Guide™ is talking with me about my hyperfixation‚‚‚‚‚‚ What is happening #We talked a bit about the manga it was such a nice and sweet exchange. They said they like Dostoyevsky and I was like yeah he's so cool!!!#They said they're sorry about Bram it was REALLY cute (´；ω；｀)#I didn't want to hamper them too much so I took my leave shortly after but I'd actually really like to pay visit again–#when the new chapter is out??#Hhhhhhh I don't want to look stalkery and like go look for them on their job. But also like‚ they looked genuinely happy and as excited as–#I was when we were chatting and I believe in the power of human connections through shared hyperfixations #The possibly funnier part is that then my friend went “Wait you're into b/ungo stray dogs??” and like alright. This is less surprising.#I already knew she likes manga.#What actually left me quite baffled was that... She really didn't know I was into b/sd. When it's literally what I think about 24/7 #Something very similar happened just a week ago. My friend gifted me a manga volume of a series she really likes for my birthday #But when she was giving it to me she awkwardly went “oh‚ just‚ it features romance between two guys. I hope that's okay with you...”#And I internally had to pause and realize that no.#In fact most of the people I hang out with don't know I spend half my time curating a bl focused blog.#It's just funny in a way? I got so used to concealing my hyperfixations I didn't even realize I actually got quite good at passing–#for someone who is normal about stuff.#random rambles

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la-galaxie-langblr · 4 months

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job rant incoming

#ok so a couple weeks ago i registered with a cleaning agency and got offered 2 days of work which i had to refuse because i was still at uni #haven't heard anything since #got a message a few days ago from a different cleaning company (job with regular hours) asking if i was free for a trial shift this week and #i told them i was. radio silence since #i'm hoping i'll get a message sometime today because the job description listed the start date as monday #did an interview for a tutoring place that i'll hear from in the next week or so but i'm not confident #i really really want the regular cleaning job cus if they're alright with me being on holiday for a couple days at the end of june #and i can work the rest of the summer i would make enough money to pay the bills for the house AND completely fund 2 trips i have in mind #i hate being worried about money and jobs and idk this feels like a very first world rant lol #cus i could pay the bills for my student house next year without working this summer but i'd have very little money for anything fun #the trips are v unnecessary but is it really so bad to want to have fun money? ofc worst case scenario and i'm jobless this summer i'll go #without the plans or change them but.....yeah #delete later #ellis exclaims

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breadboylovin · 4 months

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day 1 of the great american roadtrip to my summer job: drove past the national peanut festival assocoation in some random part of alabama. went over some delightful hills (huge for a guy from an extremely flat state). my original hotel was shit ass bad but i rebooked real quick and now im in a nicer room eating a burrito. maybe life is beautiful after all

#text #tomorrow im stopping in MEMPHIS for lunch im gonna eat a PO BOY and go to the BASS PRO SHOPS PYRAMID!!!!!!#WOOOOO YEAH WOO #maybe itll all be alright. i wonder if training for my job will end really early on friday so i can explore #before i am shuttled off to the middle of nowhere #weeeeeeeeee

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manaohu · 8 months

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looking back on university

#art #at my job people always ask me hpw university was #literally have to lie on the spot Yeah it was alright

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ickypuppi3 · 2 years

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something something pornstar billy and fluffer steve who doesn’t actually realise what he signed up for until it’s too late he’s on set

#harringrove #i just think it would be funny #steve’s standing there like oh ?? i think i made a mistake #and everyone’s like yeah alright [goes to kick steve out] and billy’s like no wait he’s doing a good job can i keep him #steve: im literally just standing here #billy: yeah #and the rest is history #lemon #?? ish #ickyspeaks

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antisocialxconstruct · 2 months

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#one really cool thing about the US is how all the jobs where you handle and prepare food #are also usually the ones with the worst and least forgiving sick day policies #i called out yesterday but had to drag myself in today bc i have VERY limited upt #and my coworker was like 'hey you feeling alright' and i was just like 'no :') '#they said 'you don't have to be on your death bed to call out' and I'm just thinking like #sure yeah but i have bills and rent. and if i WAS on my death bed that would still be true

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marzipanandminutiae · 1 year

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when an internet friend who was struggling with suicidal ideation deactivated their Tumblr and you have no other way of contacting them and now you feel terrified and guilty, because what if something Bad was happening and you didn't notice or reach out and now it's too late

#personal #gwen if you're reading this please tell me you're alright #(I'm. not good at remembering that it's not my job to keep people alive. I'm VERY good at assuming it is in fact my job)#(no matter how close we are or aren't)#suicide mention #I'm going to try to Logic my brain and move on with my day but. yeah.

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autism-disco · 10 months

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can i please request a fun fact about anything ever

#i would like that that would be nice #this is an open request not necessary a specific target (i mean there is one person who will definitely see this (hello #sorry about all of this i think i’m slightly silly hoursing and also just exploding like i dunno #i am alright i’m just also uaaaaaaaaaaaa #i hope you’re alright too i yeah i hope you are ok (this is me being paranoid #not because of you it’s a hormones thing i think cause this is just the feeling)#(man this was supposed to be a non specific post fuck ok oh well)#what was i saying anyway uhhhhh jonah is not the whale right??? i don’t think so im a fake jonah and the whale fan i’m sorry #i swear if it’s not even actually jonah like i’m not just getting confused with job and weezer my name is jonas am i #(like i say. i have no idea what i am thinking right now really i do slightly sorry that’s an exaggeration)#ok ending this ramble sorry everyone else that is not my girlfriend i don’t think she knows what i’m on about either here probably #i certainly don’t so if you can decipher this that’s very impressive #anyway anyway. fun facts !!!!#ezra’s real life rambles

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get-more-bald · 6 months

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FALLOUT just CRASHED to DESKTOP