#yeah Oppenheimer sucks

[billcyphersballsack]

I think the most utterly baffling response I saw to the Barbie movie was men being confused or surprised that Barbie outsold Oppenheimer by leagues at the box office. Cuz even ignoring the incredible writing stacked cast great message and overall quality of the Barbie movie it had the nostalgia factor.

Barbie is one of the most recognizable cultural staples in history. She’s a household name, she’s touched the lives of every young girl in America at one point or another in her lifetime weather it be good or bad. Everyone knows Barbie, knows what she’s about and thus had already formed a connection with her before the movie came out. It’s Barbie. There’s gonna be a lot of pink and feminine things and a message about being your fabulous self or whatever, it’ll be something feel good and easy to get into. And even when those expectations weren’t met it was because they were far exceeded, the people who didn’t think Barbie could be complex were pleasantly surprised and those who knew her potential were slightly less surprised. It had a great marketing campaign because it had Mattel branding behind it so everyone knew it was coming and when to go see it and spend all their money on it. Last but not least in a time where women are facing challenges and turmoil like the overturning of roe vs wade, the sudden uptic in the dreaded Men With Microphones genre of podcasts creating an entire new generation of misogynist young boys, and just the general feeling of hopelessness facing young girls right now it just sounds like a much better time to consume media with their experiences in mind, a chance to feel seen in heard in a time where they’re attacked and belittled for wanting the bare minimum

Oppenheimer, in contrast, is a historical retelling/drama. It’s not some whimsical fantasy set in a totally made up setting it’s real life. Gritty and awful real life. The real life story about a man who invented the atomic bomb and went on to test it on civilians in New Mexico before famously dropping them onto even more civilians in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, killing millions of people in the process. But the plot is about how tortured and sad he is about how he made the bomb, and also a little side story about how he has an affair i guess. Unlike the Barbie movie it doesn’t have the same nostalgia factor because most American high schools do everything in their power to sanitize this event when they do teach it, unlike the Barbie movie it had absolutely no marketing done for it outside of being part of Barbenheimer and that’s pretty much it. Unlike Barbie instead of coming out and creating a safe refuge for women to work through their complex feelings regarding their gender identity and expression and experiences while knowing their not alone in their struggle in a time where they’ve never felt so dejected, Oppenheimer is a painful reminder that the people in charge of the kill everyone in the world weapons did not care. In a time where we’re on the edge of war and it seems as though any moment world war three could start up again and we’d all be doomed for another decade it offers no comfort, only the crushing reality or conflict and what governments are willing to do to win absolutely nothing.

So yeah. No duh a bunch more people went to see Barbie. You fucking clowns

[allthebestcowgirls]

one thing i don't get is people expecting the oppenheimer biopic to focus on anything other than.... oppenheimer and his life/ perspective. and i think people are telling on themselves bc there is surely an abundance of art made by japanese people about their experience of the bombings so really people should be looking into that instead i think yk? idk it's just like certain art is about certain subject matter and oppenheimer is about oppenheimer...

[elskiee]

BAFTA WINNER CILLIAN MURPHY

[bison-appreciation-club]

i was looking through a list of 'forgotten historical speeches that deserve to be remembered <3' and like. it had elizabeth i's tilbury speech on the list? there is no way that isn't a famous speech already

[ggidolsmuts]

Oppaheimer - EL7Z UP Yeeun

"Congrats!" Yeeun jumps in your arms as you welcome her home. "I knew you'd make it all the way! My Barbie!" You've taken to calling her that occasionally since she's gone blonde, and since the Barbie movie came out you've started calling her that more.

"I can't believe I actually did, oh my god!" You squeeze her tightly as she tries to do the same. "I'm so happy!"

"You should be! I'm so happy for you!" You peck her and hug her all the tighter, lifting her slightly.

"Dinner later? My treat!"

"That's the part I was happy about," you tease, earning you a shoulder punch.

"I'm just ordering in, I can't be bothered to go out tonight."

"Okay okay, we'll order whatever you want."

"We better, since I'm paying!" Yeeun pouts, but she quickly changes into something comfortable and snuggles against you as she starts looking up delivery options. "Should we get chicken? Ddeokbokki, or chinese?"

"Whatever you want, if you want fried chicken I can go get beer."

"Ooh sounds good, let's do that!" You peck her cheek and uncuddle yourself.

"I'll be right back then." You step out quickly to the nearby convenience store and grab a few beers, and return to find Yeeun lying on the couch. She sits up when you voice your return.

"Oh oppa, the chicken will be here in like 30 minutes!"

"Great! Want a beer now?"

"Yes please!" You knock bottles together and down a satisfying gulp each.

"Pwah that's the stuff! Should we fire up a movie? There's Barbie and Oppenheimer that's popular recently."

"Ooh yeah, let's do Barbie!" You nod and start looking for the remote. "Or..."

"Or?" Yeeun scoots closer to you, her breath hot on your ear.

"It's been a while oppa." You turn to kiss her, your arm wrapping around her waist and pulling her towards and underneath you.

"Does Barbie miss her Ken?" you murmur in her ear, kissing her neck and hearing her coo.

"Oh I miss you more than Ken. For example, Ken is missing this." She grabs you daringly, palming you over your shorts. "You know what they would do if Barbie and Ken stayed a night together? Nothing."

"Spoilers." Yeeun giggles as your hands run up her sides, lightly tickling her before pulling her t-shirt off. "I guess I need to be Oppen— No, I'll be Oppaheimer."

"Oppaheimer?"

"Yes, Oppaheimer, destroyer of pussy." Yeeun cracks up at that, wrapping her arms around your neck and pulling you in.

"You're too funny oppa. But," She pulls on your t-shirt, tugging it up and over your head, leaving you as topless as she is. "You're welcome to try." Yeeun teases and challenges you at the same time.

"Cheeky cheeky, you want me to try?"

"Yeah, do whatever you want, I fucking need it right now." You are more than happy to give Yeeun what she wants, and your hands slip into her shorts, squeezing her ass before pulling her underwear and shorts off her in one swift movement. You similarly kick off the rest of your clothing, and in less time than it took for her to order dinner, the two of you are ready for dessert.

"Oh, slowly, oh fuck..." Yeeun moans decadently into your ear as you split her open. She asks you to go slowly, but her hands are on your hips, pulling you deeper into her with the help of gravity. Yeeun's sighing and groaning as you suck on her neck, the two of you adjusting to her stretched fully over your cock.

"You good?"

"That's not what a destroyer of pussy would ask, but yes— ahh!" You pull back slightly and jerk forward, a short thrust rubbing the deeper section of her walls. She opens her mouth in a soft yelp, and you take advantage, plunging your tongue into her fiercely before pulling back.

"Fine, Barbie." You start the destruction process with deep grinds, rotating your hips, following Yeeun's squirms and listening to her moans for where exactly she wants it, your cock stretching both her walls and her resistance thin. A soft lick on her breast frays it just that little bit more, and Yeeun clenches on you lightly. You continue doing so, and she stays tight around you until you finally let go, her nipple shiny with your drool.

"Did you cum?"

"Mmm yeah, just a small one, it was nice," Yeeun sighs, the long drawn out orgasm exactly what she needed as an appetizer. "You feel so nice inside me, so thick."

"You're so tight, and I know you can be tighter, mm!" You draw yourself out and plunge back into her with a smooth thrust to drive the point home.

"Yeah, I'll be loose after though, you are going to destroy my pussy, aren't you?" Yeeun puts on a high-pitch tone, your Barbie doll suddenly coquettish, expressing her desire for a good fucking. "You still have... 25 minutes."

You respond wordlessly, grabbing a toned leg and placing it on your shoulder.

"Oh— haah!" Yeeun drops the tone and shouts as you start drilling into her with short and sharp thrusts. The flexibility of your doll is not in question as you push against her leg harder, hugging it to allow you to rut into her better. Yeeun contracts when you pull out, only for you to drive her walls apart once more, rubbing them wonderfully.

"Shit, oppa, oppa I'm going to cum again!" It had been a while since she came over, but it hadn't been that long had it? She grabs at her own jiggling tits, teasing and playing them for her own pleasure and your viewing enjoyment. Her toes curl above your head, and her legs bend as her entire body tries to contract in pleasure. She's so close, she's pushing herself off the sofa and—

"Nnngh fuck!" And nothing. You stop moving, and Yeeun is left gasping and moaning in disappointment. Her leg, still taut from pre-climax, shudders against you violently—when it goes slack you grab her ankle, licking her still curled toes open one-by-one and kissing the sole of her foot. "Why did you—" You shush her with a finger before kissing down her calf. Silently you push her legs and turn her to the side, and with a grunt you start hammering into her.

"Oh mmm..." Yeeun whines as her legs dangle off the side of the sofa, unable to push back against your thrusts or do much of anything else. She twists herself best she can, watching you fuck her sideways literally. You watch her mouth begin to hang open as you hurry your thrusts—you are slowly destroying Yeeun from the inside out. You take what you want from her externally as well, your fingers squeezing her wherever you wanted, leaving firm grip marks on her delicious thigh and hips.

Her head lays limply on the couch cushion, watching the television shake in her vision. Yeeun can feel drool leak out the side of her mouth, but her hands are too busy grabbing the couch armrest—it feels too good to do anything else! Her entire body shakes with each thrust, her throat opens for a loud moan and her pussy clenches in orgasm, only for all the air to be pumped out of her as her pussy is pushed open by your tool, extending her pleasure. She stains the sofa from both ends, coating your shaft with slick, splashing everywhere in between your hammer strokes.

Yeeun finds herself coming back down from her peak, your lips pressed firmly on hers. Your hands are on her shoulders, continuing to buck heavily into her.

"You're destroying your Barbie so well oppa, mmm!"

"Good, you're my perfect little fuckdoll, right?"

"Yes, whatever you want!" You slide an arm under her knees, and with fuck-fueled strength you lift her and manage to get into a sitting position. You briefly savor Yeeun in your lap, your cock hilted fully inside her. With her legs kept together and lifted high, she can't see in front of her, but she certainly feels her clit being played with and another quick orgasm rubbed out of her.

"You're so fucking tight when you cum." Languidly Yeeun reaches back, wrapping her arms around your neck and undulating against you, riding the small shockwaves of pleasure left over.

"Mmm, make sure to cum in me babe. If you're going to destroy my pussy, you should explode in it, blow it up from the inside."

"Good idea, do you think you can take all of it?" You lean forward, making Yeeun brace herself against the coffee table. After the grinding, the drilling, and the hammering, it is time for the pounding. You hold her slim waist and start doing just that, slamming your bodies together over and over.

"Ah! Oh! I-I don't know, fuck!" She rests her head against the table, groaning as you pull all the way out, leaving just your head spreading her lips open. Your shaft is coated with shiny slick; you sink back inside her, and Yeeun groans, a hand smacking the table. "Nngh god!" You watch her thighs jiggle as her legs shake in another apparent climax. You pull out again, and this time your shaft has some streaks of white—Yeeun has creamed all over your cock.

Yeeun's eyes are tightly shut, the emptiness overwhelming when you pull out—she needed you in her again! The fullness is equally all-consuming when you push back in, and she is truly broken, cumming easily with every body-rattling, table-shifting, pound of your cock into her. She's sagging a little, her knees bending in weakness and to your will—part of her wants you to stop, part of her wants you to keep going, to pound her until she's part of the furniture, ready for use whenever you wanted. Your warm hand clasps over her abdomen, and she grunts at the particularly rough shove, as if you're trying to bring her womb closer to your throbbing cock.

"Fuck..." Your raspy grunt floats into her ear, and her hand drifts over yours. Together the two of you experience your detonation, an explosion of fissile genetic material filling Yeeun to the brim instantly. In her hypersensitive state she feels every sperm pepper her walls, each sending a spark of pleasure straight up her body. She immediately hits critical pleasure, and it is a runaway chain reaction as Yeeun goes taut, her legs kicking out and quivering in muscular frenzy. Your arm around her midriff is the only thing holding her up when she goes limp, her feet dragging on the floor. A mix of her cream and your thick load gather and froth at your connection, and it comes pouring out of her when you maneuver the both of you back on the sofa—she has completely failed to contain your "payload".

"Mmph..." Yeeun reaches for your chin and pulls you in for a kiss. "You really went and did it, I think I can still feel your cock inside of me."

"Yeah? Say it, who am I?"

"Ugh you are so stupid sometimes, fine. Oppaheimer."

"Yeah that sounds stupid now, never mind."

"About time that post-nut clarity hit. But..." Her fingers trail teasingly across your cheek. "I think after destroying my pussy, you need to put it back together oppa." Yeeun slinks down your body, and soon your fingers are tangled in her hair as she cleans your cock, bobbing on it until it is back to full stiffness.

She gets in your lap once more, this time facing you. "I'll need this brick in me." Yeeun kisses your collarbone, biting down lightly and leaving a mark before moving up further. She's on your neck, sucking and nibbling as she grinds her creamy pussy over your shaft. "And I'm going to need a lot of semen, I mean cement, to fix me."

"Fine." You push Yeeun off your lap, only to scoop her up and carry her to the bedroom. "We'll need more space, I can fix you, but it's going to be a messy job."

The delivery person knocks and leaves the fried chicken at the door. They shake their head at the noisy "construction" going on behind the door, lots of pipe-laying and hammering and drilling.

"Oh fuck, cum in me, cum in me now!"

Yep, lots of repair work being done.

A/N: This took too long, as you can tell by how late it is after Barbenheimer and EL7Z UP debuted XD The original idea was just Yeeun as a "Barbie" doll with a bunch of references to it, but then I came up with "Oppaheimer" and it was too good to not use. It's stupid but fun, so eh, good enough, helps that Yeeun is active now with EL7Z UP to remind me about the idea lol. Thanks for reading!

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Do you think the Peters would continue to wear their masks in HQ because it's weird seeing your face on other people even if they're all a teensy bit different or would they have gotten over it quickly?

This kinda opens up a big chasm that I'm SO CURIOUS ABOUT - Because I would assume they'd get use to it, but HOW.

And now this has turned into a long post about

The Spider Society: Multiverse Integration Process Analysis

[In this post I theorize and deconstruct:

The psychological existential damage that would come with joining The Society

How The Society handles integration and mental health for new recruits in everything from those in different timelines (Noir & Webslinger), Duplicates (Like Gwen & Hobie)

These are all headcanons based on.....me.

And...this devolves into a rant a little bit in the beginning BEAR WITH ME - But I hope you enjoy and I'm DYING to hear people's thoughts!! We GETTIN INTO IT]

So. Joining the Society sounds swell. But thinking about it for more than two seconds..

Even the idea is like...borderline traumatic.

Think about it. Like we've only ever seen ourselves in mirrors and photos - mirrors being reflections and photos having a shorter focal length than the human eye.

We normally have a very limited view on how we've ever seen ourselves externally.

So turning up to HQ isn't just seeing yourself - it's seeing yourself WRONG. In a way you've never seen yourself before. Some even theorize that your brain wouldn't even process it as you because of your visual expectations of yourself.

So as a Peter-

Maybe he doesn't even realize at first that the people around him ARE HIM, until it clicks like 'OH. THATS WHAT I LOOK LIKE?!' Is that my face???

It would only take a couple seconds to do the math, but it's still JARRING. To see yourself moving and speaking and actively laughing.

Hearing your own laugh.

HEARING YOUR VOICE SAY THINGS YOU'D NEVER SAY. Literally looking at another Spider-person like 'I would not say that'. It must be so mentally jarring and confusing to suddenly have a new and complete external view of yourself you have no control over - even moreso with such wide variation.

And then it goes even further - as trans person like

I imagine Trans-Guy Peter Parker turning up to campus and realizing '..oh, most other Peters are cis.' The emotions of that would be so surreal and conflicting. Part affirmative of your place in the universe as a guy, but also part isolating or confusing.

Part 'Hell yeah other guys', part 'WTF universe' [Like if I saw cis guy version of myself bruh Idk if I'd hug him or fight him to the death right then and there i REALLY don't know I might snap and go Miguel Mode on that mfer anything could happen]

It even goes further to time eras:

I understand why Noir isn't in the Society. Having a bunch of Spider-people from 2023 saying 'Oh wow you're from 1933, well your life is gonna SUCK for the next decade or two cause in my universe in WW2 Germany-'

Like...that's NERVE-WRECKING.

Cause he'd probably be like 'wow swell, chipper. so umm...is WW2 a canon event because im trying really hard to stop that'

Imagine being from the 1930's and someone comes up and spoils WW2 for you. WORLD WAR 2. SPOILED. Like it's a soap opera.

If someone shows Noir Oppenheimer it's like..game over. What's he gonna do does he even know what an atom bomb is.?????

When joining, everyone is faced with a LARGE possibility of existential damage - even moreso for Peters, minority Peters, or people like Gwen.

Which begs the question - HOW DOES INTEGRATION WORK?

How does The Spider Society handle Integration?

I'm so curious to hear thoughts about this. Because how can you integrate someone of a different history, technological understanding, and basic EXISTENCE without psychologically sending them in a tailspin?

I'm gonna take a crack at it!

Culturally and Timeline wise? -

Culturally, how does one adjust? Like Noir?

I was thinking about this with the creation of my new OC - and I ran into a huge problem in terms off integration.

I recently created an OC who is supposed to come from a Wakanda-like rendition of South America - in a universe where the Spanish conquistadors never colonized.

Which is a lovely thought - But logically speaking

That Spider-person has to go to HQ and be told that in every other world their land was colonized for hundreds of years. *vine thud*

Then that Spider-person would logically, have to be told that large swathes of their culture were either destroyed, desecrated or were never created to begin with because of this colonization

- and that THEIR universe is the only universe where their people survive and thrive.

AND THEN they're looking at her like

'Now that we explained that uhhh can you go through an integration course for us? :) so you can assimilate into our society? but the course is only in widely spoken languages like English and SPANISH. Do you speak SPANISH? Welcome to NUEVA YORK btw'

UH-OH. THAT SUCKS ASS. Who's gonna be the one to tell her that???

Of course she'd be like 'Actually, this is the worst day of my life i hate everyone here and im psychologically stressed beyond repair, thanks for that. your society and multiverse sucks balls btw'

And this is not something I'm choosing to put the character through.

In fact, the character is supposed to be about the empowerment of Quechua people and avoiding the trauma of colonization.

But by simply existing in the context of The Spider Society - Logically speaking - she has to face this huge inevitable trauma and reality outside of her universe.

And that adjustment goes way beyond her learning technology. She'd genuinely be in mourning.

She wouldn't be able to connect with other Latin American Spider-people, because she's NOT 'Latin-American'. That idea is foreign to her.

She'd constantly be told or sent messages that her universe and nation and reality was a novel rarity. A lucky fluke.

There has to be some integration process in place -

If you're from a universe like Barbieland, where your society is matriarchal, you'd probably be really stunned and hurt to experience casual or outright sexism for the first time.

And then being told by other Spiderwomen that - yeah no, your universe isn't actually that common. Most universes SUCK for women.

-That'd scare the shit outta you. You'd be like fine I dont wanna go to other universes I wanna go home and cry

On the other hand, people like Hobie exist, who hail from dystopias. And for them, it's the reverse. The Society may be a new batch of freedom they've never dealt with before.

And they have to be assured they are back not and do have more freedom and that's good. Almost like the deprogramming from a cult (into something another society that's very similar).

Someone would have to explain:

People from different times (or social standings) as well.

Sure, Hobie may have adjusted easy, but we can only assume that. And I've talked before about how learning about other Spider-People, The Society, and their blatant disrespect to what HE considers the point of Spider-man - was probably incredibly stressful for him.

Or even simple things of telling a black Spider-person from let's say 1940 that 'you have equality now - there's groups and movements and you can meet black people from newer universes that are happy and free to do as they please. You can heal'. After DECADES of oppression.

Or telling a gay or trans Spider-person 'Oh, most universes are actually super accepting. I'm sorry yours is so oppressive. The HRT here is great and free.'

EVEN FOR SILLY PEOPLE for Spider-people like lets say Spider-Fool (a silly little guy). How do you explain to Spider-Fool that Miguel isn't a king - he's just some guy and NO horseback jousting with Webslinger is against rules and not a way to settle disputes??

They're not hearing that.

Or explaining to people that Lyla isn't a person and its possible for her to be everywhere at once.

Logically speaking someone has explain this to them right out very early on and I'm so curious about that!!

There has to be something there to mentally support them so they don't crack and also explain to them the nuances of existence in a universe that's literally like the New York of the multiverse- full of dozens of cultures and subgroups.

My Analysis -

So I'm assuming an cultural integration includes:

Some sort of Common World History Course

A Social Etiquette Course and a

Multiverse Minority Sensitivity Course that deals with either accepting and adjusting to the fact you're a Multiverse Minority or how to approach and speak to Multiverse Minorities if you're a Peter or something.

Optionally: The MMS Course may also include routine therapy sessions at the Mental Health Center to check their adjustments

So okay, you've explained the multiverse and how to exist in it! Great

____

Now you have to explain THE TIMELINE.

Which is arguably WORSE. And I'm not even TOUCHING Canon Events here.

Let's talk about Gwen. Because I feel for her. REALLY REALLY BAD FOR HER.

How did they explain to Gwen WHO she was - or WHY these grown men were staring at her?

Imagine being Gwen on day one. Asking herself how all these guys know her name.

She's basically alone beside these new adults and Peter B. - and suddenly large groups of grown men are staring at her because holy shit she looks exactly like their sweetheart who they last saw in a goddamn casket.

Like not only is that gonna really throw off Peters mentally - it's probably terrifying for Gwen.

I'm not slagging off Peters here, but I genuinely think that Gwen's first time on campus would draw crowds. It a genuine situation on campus. Like people standing around her at all times until Miguel makes them stop.

Because when you lose someone SO traumatically, and then suddenly they're in front of you without warning - your first reaction would be to stare, and be totally stunned. It's surreal.

Even if you knew it was 'technically possible'. When they're standing there in front of you after you've seen them buried, your brain needs time to process that.

So I do think that her being there would trigger some kind of event on campus, and not in a good way.

Gwen's like 'How do these people - these GUYS know me? What's this crowd for? Why are some of them crying? This is scary.'

She's 16 for christ's sake.

And then someone has to explain to her who she is, and how she dies. Come on now.

Imagine someone being like 'Oh yeah you break ur back and die from a fall in literally every universe lol. Anyway can you go out and swing at high altitude after an anomaly? thanks, don't fall! - just kiddin'

Wouldn't you be like 'nah actually i wanna never leave my room'?. That could instill a level of fear that's paralyzing because you're waiting for the other Gwen shoe to drop (sorry had to take the pun)

Or even worse -

You're Gwen literally just existing and a grown Peter comes up to you and just shows you your own funeral photo. Like ?????????????? You'd be there like ?????????????????????!!!!!

HOW DO YOU REACT TO THAT???? How do you stop that??? How do you explain or process that?????

That scenario is completely possible in the context of Spiderverse!!

How do they explain to people like Gwen or Hobie their 'PLACE' in the universe?

Especially someone like Hobie who isn't with the shits to begin with.

In the comics, we see Pavitr reflect on The Spider Society and race - and when entire identities are dragged into it - it's going to get confusing.

Did they TELL Hobie's he's Prowler? Would he even believe them?

Or did they let him come across a Prowler only to see them and be like 'M8 that's me that's literally me standing there'

Once again, you may theoretically know it's possible. But also - the human brain isn't made to process that. In the moment you have no idea how you'd react, realistically speaking.

The situation in itself goes entirely against the brain's understanding of fate, reality, and your entire personhood.

Seeing yourself from 3rd person doing actions you would not do is like - forced depersonalization and disssociation. IRL.

You are literally being depersonalized from your actual basic identity. Dissociated and forced to watch from an outside view - except it's not something your brain is doing - IT'S THE UNIVERSE and you're watching it in real time.

There has to be some way all of these people are like - capable of processing all this in a natural way like a university - with some sort of mental support and coaching. It wouldn't be possible without it.

If Webslinger can walk around and see flying cars in Neuva York and not care, then something had to get him to that point.

Timeline wise - I can only guess classes are separated based on need and classifications which I spoke about here.

A Mental Health Course & Identity Coaching for Peters - to help them resecure their identity in a sea of copies

A Mental Health Course & Identity Coaching for 'Not Peters' - like Pavitr

A Mental Health Course & Identity Coaching for Duplicates - like Gwen & Hobie, to help them 'regain autonomy' in a universe in which they are a rarity or a 'lucky chance'

ADDITIONALLY:

For their own safety and privacy people like Gwen and Felicia Hardy (NightSpider) stay in separate dorms, so they're not exposed to Peter's. (not that NightSpider stays on campus. Her penthouse is nice AF)

When a Peter experiences a Gwen Stacy canon event Gwen is put on a short sabbatical - usually Miguel just tells Hobie to keep her in his universe. This is one of the only times he'll tell Hobie to do this, but it's just easier and safer if she's not there.

Villainy Monitoring: For Hobie - extra surveillance, for a number of reasons. But Lyla also calculates his rates of villainy. They're always INCREDIBLY low, and Hobie's file indicates there's basically a 0 percent chance of him going Prowler - BUT it is something they check for. This would go for any other 'Villainous Duplicates' like Harry Osborns who become Spider-man.

Even though she's not too dangerous, NightSpider is considered a light antagonistic-but-not-evil 'Villainous Duplicate' designation in her file.

But those would have to be just the basics.

........... And now that I read this back I see that I may have went a bit off the rails...... hm.

Um...anyway I don't know where I was going for this and I'm not even sure this is what you asked for but I think it's SO interesting psychologically suhkfgdfjgkdf

This also gave me a lot of ideas for how the universes work and the web and how close different universes are but that's a whole other jar of worms.

But if you made it this far PLEASE PLEASE tell me how you think Hobie and Gwen and Your Spidersona would adjust to Spider Society! I'm curious!

..........I don't know how to end this. Thank you for this ask tho!! Here Hobie

(my face after saying the most random shit known to humankind without proofreading and then hitting post like i did something)

[nortism]

doctor who liveblog pt 22

s4 ep10 midnight

- i’m glad donna’s getting a nice holiday

- COLIN MORGAN OF BBC MERLIN FAME??! katie mcgrath next pls

- “ladies and gentlemen and variations thereupon”

- ROSE ON THE TVVVVVVV

- oh god was she possessed

- FUCK SHES REPEATING LIKE THE THING OUTSIDE

- SHE GOT HIS VOICE

- that was such a good episode, genuinely unsettling

s4 ep11 turn left

- omg are we in a country that’s not the uk?? i didn’t know the tardis knew how to do that 😭😭

- oh never mind they’re on a different planet, should have known

- and billie piper!!

- oh the doctor’s dead

- get the screwdriver donna!!

- ROSE TYLER!!!!!!!!!!

- oh she’s vanished

- donna’s so funny

- NO MARTHA’S DEAD this sucks

- SARAH JANE SMITH’S DEAD?!?! this au is awful

- ROSE

- i love donna’s grandad so much it’s not even funny

- london’s gone??? thank god the world is free!

- not leeds

- uh oh america

- ROSE

- oh fuck jack as well

- oh great, now the uk is turning into nazi germany

- that’s a big old bug

- rip alternate universe donna

- BAD WOLF?!?!?!!????

- shitttttt

s4 ep12 the stolen earth

- oh fucj the earth’s gone

- MARTHA

- ohh fuck the companions r all gonna come together

- ROSE WITH A GIANT GUN WOOOO

- oh yeah the whole gang in the opening credits

- oh great we’re gonna find out what a shadow proclamation is

- ofc the british are celebrating the end of the world by drinking and rioting

- ofc it’s the fucking daleks

- i feel like there was easy ways to exterminate the human race i won’t lie

- the crucible?? always with the religious imagery

- idk if i trust the space cops

- not the rhinos again

- ohhhh they’re building a mega planet

- for what it’s worth, i trust martha to save the world. she’s done it before

- NO MARTHA

- the loss that is yet to come???

- also which god??

- BEES ARE ALIENS?!?!

- i knew i couldn’t trust the space cops

- ROSE

- when he was a 90 year old teenage girl

- HARRIET JONES MY LOVE

- yay martha’s alive

- aww rose is jealous

- is everyone here a jones?

- HARRIET NOOOOOO

- he’s still thinking about rose 😭😭

- jfc what is that

- ewww

- FUCKING DALEKS RUINING MY REUNION

- oh my polycule did reunite, just under the worst circumstances possible

- FUCK HES REGENERATING ALREADY

- noooo sarah jane

- whatttt

s4 ep13 journey’s end

- did he just regenerate back into david tennant???

- MICKEYYYYYYYYY

- JACKIEEEEEEEE

- oh the whole gang is back together i missed them 😭😭😭

- oh donna i love u

- they gotta stop leaving the tardis lying around!!!

- that’s nice of the daleks to translate for different countries

- that’s a lotta daleks

- donna?!!

- DONNA?!?!!??

- hello is donna regenerating?!?!

- ITS ANOTHER DOCTOR?!?!?

- dw rose this is just an avg day for jack

- nah is the new doctor technically donna and the doctor’s child???

- pls leave my girl and her mummy issues alone

- oh they’re soulmates

- when did martha learn german??

- oh yeah on her world tour

- it would be cool if they subtitled the german bc i’m getting none of this

- not loving the sound of a reality bomb

- omg they’re disintegrating

- oh so we’re destroying all matter now???

- won’t this also destroy the daleks??

- apparently not

- SHES GONNA BLOW UP THE EARTH

- oh fuck the whole gang’s been teleported

- it’s up to u now donna

- uh oh rip the other doctor

- uh oh rip donna

- this is a bit awkward

- YES FHEN DONNA

- the doctordonna

- SHES PART TIMELORD?!

- they oppenheimer-ed him

- K9!!!

- finally an explanation for why he sucks a flying the tardis so much, he needs more guys

- he’s got the biggest family on earth 😭😭

- she’s getting her own doctor?!

- aww she got her kiss?? i think aww?! this is a weird situation all round

- oh no donna’s malfunctioning

- wait what

- is she fucking dead

- HER MIND’S BEEN WIPED!!?!?!

- awww she’s forgotten him

- this is so sad

- aww granddad

- jesus that was bleak

[dontknowwhatyouheard]

2 On

A/N: I've had this idea in my head ever since I saw Oppenheimer. There are no spoilers but it's all smut. Also I wrote while tryna play xbox so yeah.

Paring: Slightly Dark Yelena Belova? x Reader

Warnings: 18+ minors dni, Oral, smut, strap-on, Orgasm Denial, Smacking, nipple play, clit play, edging, controlling behaviors, very bad google translated Russian

Summary: You knew the rules but you decided to break them anyway. Word Count: 569

"Yelena, please!" You attempted, but she stopped you just as you were about to fall over the edge. As you sobbed loudly, the pillow became mush beneath your palms. Even though Yelena had stopped, the heartbeat in your clit was still torturing you. You glanced up at her with pleading eyes, hoping she'd feel sorry for you just once.

"I'm sure that's not what it says," she smugly replied. Her pupils dilated as she gazed down at your naked form on the bed. "I think you should start the page over." When you whined, she laughed. She couldn't help herself; she enjoyed seeing you in this state, frantic and shivering. She spread your legs and blew on your clit. She sucked on your clit roughly before pointing to the first word on the paper.

You tried to wiggle free from her grip, but the look on her face quickly set you straight. You had no other choice than start over from the beginning. "Pravilo pervoye: nikogda nevozrazh." You groaned, hoping she could hear you. You guessed she did from the way she sat up, softly sliding her strap back into you. She began to rotate her hips softly, smiling as your voice trembled. 

You deserved it in some ways because you knew what you were doing when you went to the club without her consent. But all you wanted was to have some fun, and she never let you go out anymore. It wasn't that you didn't know the rules; rather, you chose to disregard them. You had recently asked her to teach you, Russian, so she made certain that your rules were the first thing you learned. So it confused her that you chose to go against them.

You were brought out of your thoughts with a harsh thrust. Before you could think, your hands had moved to her hips. You were sensitive and on the verge of coming. She growled as she grabbed both of your hands and pushed them back onto the pillow.

"What's rule number four?" She added to the misery by pinching your nipples.

"I don't do any-" With a smack to the cheek, you were cut off. You pleadingly stare up at her.

��"In Russian, you dumb slut." She kept pinching your nipples as she waited for you to fix yourself.

"YA nichego ne delayu bez vashego yavnogo razresheniya!" You yelled, hoping she'd feel sorry for you. And for a brief minute, you thought she did as her hips sped up.

"Do you wanna cum, slut?" She asked, her gaze fixed on you. You nodded twice.

"Yes, yes, yes! Please, Yelena!" You wept as she kept going. She stopped just as you were about to cum. You cried, practically throwing a tantrum, as Yelena smirked at you.

"Aww, poor baby," she whispered softly, massaging your clit. "Maybe tomorrow, if you're a good girl, I'll think about it." She got out of bed and went to the bathroom. "Now clean up this room, and don't make me have to tell you again." 

Maybe next time you would think about going against Yelena’s rules, but for now, you're a shaky, sticky mess on her bed. 

Translations: Pravilo pervoye: nikogda ne vozrazh (Rule one: Never talk back) YA nichego ne delayu bez vashego yavnogo razresheniya! (Rule four: I don’t do anything without your explicit permission!)

[lumsel]

Reviews of movies I watched on Qantas flights this week

Poor Things: I expected this one to be more harrowing, actually. I got that vibe from what I heard about it? It's more like a weird fairytale about sex and sexuality though. I am good friends with @utilitymonstergirl of Replacable Parts though so that may be skewing my baseline for what most people consider a shocking lmao. I like how totally blase it is about its own problematic elements, it never blinks or tries to justify itself in any way, it just goes "lmao check this shit out". Refreshing in a moment that feels marked by overbearing didacticism in media. Not to say this movie doesn't have a very clear Point, mind you, which is basically "stop being weird about sexuality", but it tells that Point with a level of focus and confidence that I find satisfying.

Oppenheimer: There's a few seriously eye-rolly moments in here, like the one where he says the I Am Become Death line while his mistress is mid-insertion, but it's like a single digit number in a three hour movie. Very well paced too, it did not at all feel like three hours. I really like how it uses the language of film to get you understanding why Oppenheimer made the seemingly contradictory decisions he did during his career. When Oppenheimer is building a nuke, you're biting your teeth like "oh man, I hope Oppie builds this nuke in time!" And when he's trying to stop them from building more nukes, you're like "oh jeez, I hope Oppie can stop these nukes getting built!" Despite the expansive and star studded cast, this really does feel like a movie primarily interested in getting you to understand this one dude specifically, and I really respect it for that.

That One DnD Movie: Fun!!! It's a little jank, and the exposition can feel clunky, but it was a fun movie overall. God, though... the second act sucks so much ass. I feel like this happens a lot in movies, where the first and third acts are where the substantive parts of the narrative happen, but the second act feels like the plot is spinning its wheels while we set up the climax. This one is particularly bad where the cast just takes a sidequest in the middle of the movie to grab some inconsequential artefact and nothing that happens in that sequence matters particularly much. Anyway, fun as this movie was, I almost forgot entirely to add it to this list of reviews, which probably

Anatomy of a Fall: Yeah this was good. Very good-movie coded, like the foreign films I always see my mum and dad watching when I'm cleaning up after dinner at their place. I feel I don't even have much to say on this one because it basically just executed everything it was trying to execute efficiently and without any jarring mistakes. You can tell from pretty early on that this is gonna be one of those stories where you never find out the Real Truth of what happened, although I found one of the sides to have a broadly weaker case and I'm not sure if that was intended.

Dream Scenario: Ultimately was disappointed by this one. Thought there was gonna be a multilayered metaphor underlying this one but it turned out to be a pretty shallow piece on social media fame framed around some dude who really wants to cheat on his wife. Let down by the synopsis, I spose. I think the constituent parts work at cross purposes and make the movie undermine itself a little: the kafkaesque surreal horror is harder to feel the depth of when the protagonist is so obviously a shithead, but the unsympathetic protagonist is less compelling when the things that happen to him are an inexplicable nightmare scenario rather than his own decisions taking him down a dark path. There'd be a way to make it work but honestly I don't think this movie was pretentious enough to pull it off. It needed to be willing to get weirder and harder to parse with it rather than keep everything so broad and crowd-pleasing.

TMNT Mutant Mayhem: I liked a lot of things about this movie. The pacing is fantastic, and I found the character writing to actually be quite good. I actually found myself quite liking the density of pop culture references, because yeah, that's how teenagers talk. Makes it feel more real. And the animation. I'm glad more animated movies are incorporating actual fight choreography these days because it fucking whips every time. Unfortunately it really fell apart by the end for me because the pacing gets janked up to hell and it starts cramming in way too many unearned character moments. Something about it got kind of unbearable for me personally, I just stopped watching the movie.

Labyrinth: Technically a rewatch, but last time I saw this one I was like single digit aged. Thoroughly it despite it being structurally a mess. It's basically just Jim Henson's Creature Shop coming up with various Situations to put our protagonist into, threaded together in a very loose framework of a plot. The lead is not that good at acting, the jokes rarely made me laugh out loud, and yet! I was smiling the whole time through. There's an interesting contrast to the DnD movie for me, where that one has a fine first act, an awful second act, and a fine third act with divisions between them so sharp you can hear a clunk when the gears shift, Labyrinth is pretty much 80% second act, with a bit of intro at the start and a quick bit at the end to wrap it up. Makes it feel like a very storybook fairytale type of story, and I love that for it! And, unlike the DnD movie... I don't think I'm likely to forget I watched this one a week from now :P

[hard-times-paramore]

The Assassin's Creed movie was so bad it was funny.

Like... I don't even know what to do with this. I didn't know if that movie was a canon installment to the franchise, because it contradicted pre-stablished canon from the games.

It looked cool though.

Full ramble under the cut.

It sucks as an entry to the Assassin's Creed universe. It completely messed up the modern lore Ubisoft built for itself. As a movie on itself it was confusing as hell too because it's supposed to be a tie-in to the games. They priorized the visuals over the story, and the poor protagonist didn't know what was happening 90% of the time - just like anyone trying to watch it without seeing the games - but anyone who did play the games knew that most of the exposition and plot and elements directly contradicted canon.

So yeah, it was a mess. It was a beautiful trainwreck.

There were some pros. Listen, Michael Fassbender is a hot dude. I like the hot dude and it did give me great enjoyment to see him all anxious and soggy in hospital-prisoner clothes. There was a lot of whump in this movie with the beautiful man and I can appreciate that.

But we also had a buuuunch of exposition and Abstergo apparently just hunts Assassins to do experiments on them now, and yet, they keep them - people who know how to sneak around and steal shit - in the same building as a bunch of ancient Assassin weapons.

And the whole fuss over finding the Apple, like. Aren't there a ton of Apples? Why were they treating that one as unique? Don't they still have Desmond's remains to find the other one? Was Callum really their last hope?

I also dig the historical sessions. Aguilar de Nerha, Callum Lynch's ancestor (also played by Michael Fassbender) was fucking cool in his hooded robes and hidden blades doing parkour chase scenes around. But yeah, he didn't have that much characterization either. Again, it's like they just priorized the visuals of it. And him speaking Spanish, like 💀 my god.

I'd genuinely have enjoyed just the historical sections aside from their last fucking minute where they revealed fucking CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS was a friend to the Assassin Order and the person Aguilar trusted with the fucking Apple of Eden.

IF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IS ANYTHING HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TEMPLAR. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

Also you should see this movie's Animus. The Traumatron 3000. They put him in the GLaDOS

It looked like a fucking GLADOS, seriously, it was a VR spine connected to the ceiling and Callum was AWAKE for his memories instead of sleeping like Desmond's. He was having full Bleeds after ONE session and everyone was like "oourgh he can't go back in there it's too risky"

Y'ALL HAD A PERFECTLY SAFE ANIMUS, WHY DID YOU MAKE A NEW ONE THAT MAKES YOU GO CRAZY FASTER?

Also, Aguilar fucking hated Callum. Like, in his Bleed episodes, his ancestor just fought with him. It's so fucking funny when you compare with Ezio and Desmond, who was like "everything will be alright, your suffering will end someday" meanwhile Aguilar was just beating the shit out of Callum.

And in the end the fucking Oppenheimer quote when Alan Rikkin was asking his daughter for a world domination speech.

What a beautiful trainwreck of a movie. Dude it sucked, you gotta see this.

[somin-yin]

S.O. and I finally did the Barbenheimer and I have so many things to say. I'll start with the Oppenheimer topic, I warn that it may get ranty.

What I have always thought about the Manhattan Project (not the movie, but the real project) is that it's honestly sad that so many brilliant minds came together to create a weapon of mass destruction. It's sad to see all the effort they put in, all the enthusiasm they had, and how they mobilized everything and did the impossible to create something so lethal. They achieved incredible advancements in just 3 years! Imagine if they had used all that motivation to create something good, imagine if so many people had been mobilized to contribute to a good goal. As a scientist, I have always believed that science should be used for good, not for evil. But at the same time, I understand that they couldn't allow the atomic bomb to fall into Hitler's hands; if Hitler had obtained it first, the world would be hell. The funniest thing is that the Germans were nowhere near getting the nuclear bomb since they had mistakenly focused on using heavy water instead of graphite. But the Allies didn't know that, so they were freaking out for no reason. So, it's complicated and gives a lot of food for thought. It's also mind-boggling to see how wars lead to so much technological progress, it's as if humans only step up their game when there's a war. This sincerely says a lot about human nature.

As for Oppenheimer the movie itself, I have mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I think the movie was well executed and I wouldn't say the bomb was exactly glorified. On the other hand, there were some parts that were difficult to watch as a person with Japanese ancestry/roots, given that fearing there would be more bombings besides Hiroshima and Nagasaki was precisely the reason why my family had to flee Japan back in the day. Now, as physicists, S.O. and I were expecting the movie to be more focused on the science but we won't be annoying about it because we're aware it's a movie, not a lecture or documentary 🤷‍♀️ My take on this whole topic is that the bombing was an act that could never be justified and should never be repeated, a bomb like that should have never been created. And as a physicist, I don't think I would ever want to contribute to something like that either. Not to mention that it would suck to be remembered and associated to a mass destruction weapon. So yeah, I have mixed feelings about the film, I won't discredit it but I can understand why the movie hasn't been released in Japan yet and why it doesn't have a foreseeable release date, as it can be difficult to watch and it's a sensitive topic.

[doctortwhohiddles]

Sophie is very much alive and still married to Ben and the sQeptics are losing their minds over it.

We only have one picture of them so far and I have a feeling the Daily Fail chose that one on purpose. Either Ben spotted the paparazzi or he was pictured in the act of breathing. Or maybe someone showed him one of Patty's tea parties. Again, this is just a fraction of a second of Ben's life. I bet the whole set of pictures show another story. Also, doesn't Sophie look amazing for someone who is dying?

As for the Oppenheimer stuff, this just proves the Fails publishes crap without proofreading it first. It's not them trying to stir shit up, it's them sucking at their job. The fact that them mentioned Eric isn't a dig at Ben either, it's just a fact. And if the producer truly is Murdoch's daughter, then yeah, the "journalist" was likely forced to mention it.

But the stupid didn't end there. Take a look at this epic piece of denial:

That's a weird ass way of saying Ben looks great 😆.

[johanirae]

Frankly speechless with awe at Oppenheimer. That… was a REALLY awesome movie. Didn’t even feel like 3 hours. Just a constant stream of “hey wow I know that actor”, all of whom brought their A game. The story isn’t complicated (despite the time skips), it can pretty much easily summarised with the meme

Oppenheimer sowing (2 hours): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Oppenheimer reaping (1 hour): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

But the journey through it is astounding, the brilliant acting, the music and the cinematography.

It’s not a family movie by any means, but I definitely recommend it.

[joe9cool]

Collide- One Shot

A little somwthing off the top of my head inspired by Justin's extension.

"Helloooo million dollar baby." Sara sang as she answered the facetime call from her boyfriend. It was the first day of training camp, and the news just broke that he signed his extension. It made him the highest paid QB. She was proud, and relieved. It was the biggest monkey on their backs for this upcoming season.

She had been mostly kept somewhat in the dark when it came to money. Justin wanted to just play football, and he wanted to do that with the Chargers.

However in the world of sports, things could change. She knew somewhat dealing with her Brother in Law Brent. He played for Colorado one season, and wanted to stay. But the team only wanted to keep giving him one year contracts. With a family, that wasn't possible. So the Smith family had to go to St. Louis on a five year. However he was halfway through that

Justin rolled his eyes. "Stop it." She laughed. She always loved embarrassing him. "Congrats Honey, Seriously you deserve it. Everyone loves you and believes in you baby."

"Hopefully I can live up to the expectations." He muttered and looked away from the camera. "You will."

There was a pause. "I wish you could come home from camp. Cause I would suck the soul of you right now." Justin's eyes widened and his cheeks were tinted red. "Babe!"

"What?" Just say you forgot something and come back. "I'll make you finish quick. You know I can." She smirked and he groaned. He knew she was thinking of the first time she gave him a blowjob. He finished fast like a teen getting head for the first time.

"Fuck, you are excellent at them." He muttered, and she saw him shift on the hotel bed, most likely trying to adjust his erection.

Another moment of silence then Justin admitted. "It's just a couple of weeks, then I'll be home, and we can enjoy some time together." The month of July had been crazy for Sara, doing press for Oppenheimer, then going out to support the writers protesting. Filming for the show was on pause, and it would likely be for a while.

She was grateful she had a break to spend some time with the cats and just relax. "Did any of the guys see Oppenheimer?" She asked. "Yeah, most of the guys. They thought you were excellent. I told them to close their eyes during the scenes." Sara laughed. She knew Justin was a little uncomfortable with her showing her backside and sideboob. It was a little more than what she usually revealed but she was still not fully nude. "Hey I filmed this movie before I even met you."

He laughed. "I know. Just remember I only get to see your boobs, and your ass, and your pussy."

"I only want you to see them." They heard a knock at the door. "That's Mike, probably wants to discuss workouts."

She nodded. "Okay baby, I'll let you go. Just know I'm so proud of you and I love you."

"I love you more Sara."

A/N: Just a little something I wrote. Congrats to Justin though, baby boy is getting paid.

[catgirlforeskin]

"but I’ll say the slurs anyway because you suck"

so all it takes are frankly harmless and milquetoast jokes about eggs to make you throw slurs?

I have a sneaking suspicion anon wanted to utter those slurs regardless of the evil me- uh trannies, and their oh so oppressive, milquetoast fucking comedy.

also, to anon, don't bother trying to coat transmisogynistic garbage in fucking social justice language. Maybe its the combination of a rural midwest upbringing and autism that I've got going, but just say what you mean.

Yeah same, i have little patience for that sort of playing coy with bigotry. Just say what you mean. Been seeing a ton of it with people justifying the atomic bombings now that Oppenheimer’s the movie de jour, like man just say you’re fine incinerating foreigners to flex US imperial might. I’d respect the honesty a lot more than this handwringing

[tonysaintborgi]

Oppenheimer doesn't glorify the nuke or any of the people who made it, this is pretty obvious if you actually watch it, either you haven't or you have poor media literacy 👍🏻

i love how I'm like "yeah movies sucked this year" and this person comes into my inbox like "well if you watched the movies,..." like no babe i didn't, because movies this year sucked too much to go see, but i love you so much anyway ♥️