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moodyvoid Ā· 5 months ago
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Tomura was probably never taught how to talk to people he finds attractive.
So, if he ever heard you say something negative about your appearance, heā€™d try to comfort you likeā€”
Tomura: ā€œWhat? Donā€™t say that. Youā€™re hot.ā€
You: ā€œYou think Iā€™m hot?ā€
Tomura: ā€œYeah, youā€™re in like 99% of my fantasies.ā€
You: ā€œOh.ā€
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louferrignojrofficial Ā· 6 months ago
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tommy's face is killing me... he's like you have no idea. but they all have an idea
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lesamis Ā· 2 months ago
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If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!
ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!
i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.
however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.
the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!
for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.
and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -
the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.
so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.
on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.
so that's why it's funny.
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doctorsiren Ā· 28 days ago
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sorry for the lack of posting, Iā€™ve been swamped with doing art for finals as well as just end of the semester stuff, but I replayed Portal 2 this week and drew up some thumbnails for fun
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hotcinnamonsunset Ā· 12 days ago
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something something baby shark, right??šŸ¦ˆ
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mrghostrat Ā· 1 year ago
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Though heā€™d promised Aziraphale his attention, his head was turned towards a screen on his right, and the angle of his camera suggested the phone was tucked at the base of his keyboard and monitor. Aziraphale was actually grateful for it; Crowleyā€™s momentary distractedness gave him the time to recover from the sight of him dressed up so professionally. ā€œI, erā€” yes. I need your help though.ā€ Crowley turned to him suddenly, leaning in close and grinning like a shared secret. Big Name Feelings ā€¢ 3. Speeding Up
i am so at peace. 5 hrs totally zenned out on these colours. i'm gonna see his face in my dreams šŸ„°
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jkvjimin Ā· 4 months ago
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bangtan gif challenge ā˜† ā†³ a concept that you cannot forget ā†’ mots: persona
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cosmicdreamgrl Ā· 4 months ago
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rap line x mic drop performances for @epiphanytear
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shalpilot Ā· 7 months ago
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probably the last person you want thinking that
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pearlbubbles Ā· 2 months ago
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Okay I have a lot of thoughts about this season, and maybe bc I never played lol that this season felt like a mess to me but I think a lot of it was due to poor writing choices,
Jayce calling Mel out for ā€œmanipulatingā€ is insane to me. When he doesnā€™t hold the same sentiment for Cassandra or Victor (who was the one to allegedly give him that stone in the first place?). He acts like he had no control of his actions and I guess itā€™s easier for him to pin the blame on someone else than admit his faults.
Mel is a politician, he knew that when he met her. She did not make it a secret that she was basically sponsoring his research. But at the same time, she was one of the few people who advised him against making hextech weapons specifically, and went out of the way to make sure that that technology did not fall into the hands of bad actors.
however, it was Jayce and his poor decisions that kept making hextech weapons even though it went agonist his ethos, he even made weapons for Caitlynā€™s special strike team, something Mel did not tell him to do lol,
like this entire time Jayce was able to use Melā€™s statues and influence to get what he wants (social capital etc)
and when they get together romantically, Mel only treats him as an equal, supports his ideas (which basically letā€™s him do what he wants on the council bc of her influence), and is a source of emotional comfort.
so itā€™s really strange that he starts to view her as someone who used him, we never really see Mel confiding in Jayce besides that one time which served as a way to give the audience insight to her backstory. Sheā€™s always the comforting him, the one providing for him etc, she even serves as a buffer for Jayce against the manipulation from others, so to have him pin all the blame on her is so deranged to me lol
I also fill like the narrative of the story does nothing to counter his claims, they donā€™t address the other actors in the corruption of hextech for warfare (*cough cough* Caitlyn lol)
there were interesting places they could take this, there were interesting ways to explore this dynamic, but instead it got boiled down to Jayce pinning the blame on someone else because he refuses to live with the consequences of his own creations
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kelin-is-writing Ā· 7 months ago
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Ohh it definitely would actually.
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unwillingdarling Ā· 2 months ago
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love when people tag anal ā€˜wrong holeā€™ā€¦ā€¦. aww darling <3 so youā€™re going to whine and scream and beg me to take it out when i fuck you there? promise?
youā€™ll learn itā€™s the right one. ā€¦ or not. doesnā€™t matter to me <3
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crowleyanthonys Ā· 11 months ago
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You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope.
āœØHappy (belated) birthday, MariaĀ @elinordash! āœØ
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wangxian-the-zhijis Ā· 9 months ago
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The ship:
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The shippers:
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The anti:
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The legendary third wheel:
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thefanartisthoho Ā· 13 days ago
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blurbery Ā· 20 days ago
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winter or spring, it donā€™t matter to me
as long as youā€™re here
i can keep you warm til spring comes
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