#yay record

[mintytremolite]

Some doodles before bed

Bonus

They're fun to draw :P

[spncest]

I had to make sure you weren't followed... by anyone or anything.

[margridarnauds]

There is a very, very small chance, if you live in the States and deal with people from, say Oklahoma, Illinois, Texas, etc., you might hear of what are called "Mineral Rights". You might think "Oh, grandma just died, and so I just inherited a bunch of land." Before you, idk, start harassing family friends because you're convinced they're hiding the Truth™ from you, here is a short, convenient guide to mineral rights:

They are not rights to the land, they are rights to the minerals. Hence "Mineral Rights".

You only own what's beneath the surface and any income you get from the oil companies (derogatory). You cannot build a barn on top of it. You cannot sell it to anyone so that THEY can build a barn on top of it. Because you do not own the land. You own the rights to the minerals. The Mineral Rights, if you will.

You do not even always have the right to decide who drills, because, if you don't lease to anyone, they will often decide to pool you in with the neighboring plots, because they are *just that considerate*. (There is no universe where that mineral is not getting drilled.) Or "horizontal drilling" which means that they just take your oil while they're getting your neighbors'. Isn't that fun? Doesn't it make you want to chew glass?

Because the oil companies control the degree of oil drilling, measure the output, AND write the check, if you had any hopes and dreams of becoming a wealthy oil baron, good luck.

Also please make sure that you are actually on the trust that you are trying to get access to so that, idk, you don't harass family friends before you realize that your family member disinherited you a couple of years back, because that would be *really* embarrassing.

[the-words-we-sung]

Day 7: purple 💜

Can you hold me?

For Simon’s Month 2024 hosted by @youngroyals-events

[crimeronan]

i can't believe i still have no voice. i wrote a song i'm pretty pleased with and i can't even record properly yet because my singing sounds like a slowly wheeze-dying cat.

[todayisafridaynight]

journalists underestimate the magnitude of my addiction and how far i'll go for the bit

[desired-misery]

On the topic of thinking of characters waking up from surgery, it would be hilarious to have Piers be the kind of guy to come up swinging. Not Chris.

Piers, having some kind of reaction to the drugs, is at least furious/swearing enough to turn the air blue. But the sheer "wtf?" of Piers later trying to comprehend why he is restrained when he wakes up again (was sedated to calm him down). But on this new drug he is chill and very friendly, very appreciative of the nurses who come by to check to make sure he is okay/not in pain (there are theories that sometimes the reason some people wake up very aggressive is because they are feeling pain). And Chris goes from "oh shit, Piers is an angry drunk I guess" to "lol, wtf was that? Do you know how mad you were bout 30 minutes ago?"

And Piers, who is not mad at all/actually feels pretty good is like "30 mins ago? Dude, I just woke up"

[lesbiangiratina]

REJOICE UNUSED TESTAMENT KY INTROS FINALLY IMPLEMENTED

[creatively-cosmic]

POKEMANIAC STEVEN'S TEAM.

[yandere-swallowtailcherry]

���️Yandere Hades Headcanons (Record of Ragnarok version)⚰️

I want to sit on his lap

And hold his hands

One of the safest ones, I can tell you that.

Hades is loving, protective and loyal. A bit possessive at times as well.

He'd never force himself onto you, but the thought has come to his mind once in a while when you refuse.

Of course he'll spoil you. He is the king of the underworld, and his queen deserves only the best, right? From beautiful clothing to sparkling jewellery, you name it, he'll gladly give you it.

You were probably told to deliver something to him by Zeus. Hades may have liked you the first few times he met you.

Of course, Zeus notices his brother's likening towards you and purposely sends you to him and only you.

Hades could've sworn he felt his heart flutter at your beauty the first time you both met. And you were so kind to him.

Now he expects to see your pretty face every time he hears about someone entering the underworld.

He knew you were starting to develop feelings for him so he thought of an idea.

He purposely slipped some pomegranate seeds in some of the food he offered you, to which you politely declined.

You gave in when he wouldn't stop insisting. You ate the food, not knowing the loving smile he sent you. When you tried to leave, you couldn't.

You tried to convince Hades to let you go, but to your surprise, he pulled you into his arms and stroked your back.

"Won't you spend eternity with me, my beloved queen?~"

[wojtekaneko]

It just keeps coming at me in waves, rolling over me, filling my head with such awful sights.

Bonus:

While drawing the upper one i was wondering why am i even drawing Jon without clothes? Like I know, its for the ✨aesthethic✨but! it got me thinking like in what situation would that happen?? (og post, without the bonus drawing)

[fence-time]

Felt silly, made a quiz (?) responses may be recorded and made into stats depending on how many results I get / how motivated I feel :3

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

hashtag my boyfriend drinks out of a science beaker everyone bully them about this

[lazywritings]

Hellooooo and good luck on your new blog!! Can I request relationship headcanons for Buddha and Beelzebub please? Thank you ♥

Hello and thank you so much hehehe ♥ Enjoy!

Buddha

Buddha has always been known for being an over dramatic tease who never leaves out a chance to baffle the person in front of him; whether through his words nor his actions. In a relationship those attributes of him become even worse. He won’t miss out on a chance to somehow surprise you or to leave you at a loss of words – he loves that expression on your face whenever you’re looking at him completely dumbfounded and sometimes even a little confused. He will take every chance he can get to flirt and play around with you; his smooth words often startling you while he simply smirks and blows a small kiss to you.

Another thing he likes to do is to completely catch you off guard with hugs at the most random times. He thinks it’s funny how you cannot sense his appearance and how you flinch every time he suddenly appears somewhere near you before his arms wrap around your middle. You scolded him for scaring you throughout the day more than once already but he will not let go of his random hugs. The small growl that leaves your lips whenever he suddenly hugs you from behind is like a fine piece of music to his ears, it makes him laugh and smile – especially because he knows that you secretly love his hug attacks and how you whine whenever he releases you right away.

Living in Paradise is nothing that Buddha dreamed of back when he was still living along the humans. He enjoys the life he has of course – but when it comes to you, he wants you to see the beauty of the world that he once enjoyed too. He will take you to the most beautiful and deserted places – jungles, deserts, long fields - places with no sign of modern civilization for at least a few hundreds of miles. He always feels his heart skipping a beat whenever he sees the bright smile on your face and the way your eyes start to sparkle when he takes you back down to earth to some of his most favorite places.

Buddha loves spending long days in bed with you – the feeling of your smaller frame closely snuggled into his chest while soft snores leave your throat never fails to make him smile. Be prepared to eat plenty of snacks and rarely a full meal during those days because he will make sure that none of you leaves the bed except for the reason to use the bathroom. Whenever you try to stand up for anything else he will simply sling his arms and legs around you to hold you in bed with him, caging you in a tight embrace – nevertheless using the chance right away to pepper your neck and cheek with small kisses.

Beelzebub

Beelzebub might be a bit twisted on the inside but after agreeing to be in a relationship with you, he will try to let his guard down from time to time and simply enjoy being by your side. He rarely initiates any kind of physical contact – for one because he does not want to intermediate you and secondly because he is afraid to hurt you in any kind of him. To him, you’re an ethereal and delicate being – a small flower which he could accidentally crush with ease. He’s often taken aback when you wrap your arms around him out of the blue before burying your face in his chest. He swears he feels his heart stopping whenever your scent fills his nose and your warmth clings to his body – for a moment everything around him seems to be good and pure.

Surprisingly, he is not the kind of man who becomes jealous, he’s rather the man who kindly stands by your side and observes the person who tries to get close to you calmly. If he senses any kind of resentment from the person in front of you or anything that could result in harming you, he will interfere and get you away as soon as possible. You’re his treasure; the only being who takes no harm in being close to him – the reason why he often finds himself smiling. He does not want to take the risk of anyone taking that away from him again.

Beelzebub is not too fond of big crowds yet he would never dare to think of denying your wish to visit any kind of packed place. He won’t feel too comfortable and turn silent for most of your stay – his arm firmly wrapped around your middle while he scans your surroundings for any opposing threats. Sometimes you have to assure him that everything is okay and that he does not have to be in a fight and flight mode all day – a small kiss here and there to lighten his mood often being helpful enough. The moment the both of you return back to his private place, he will loosen up much more and even openly search for the closeness of your body.

He loves taking baths with you a lot – he can hold your bare body close to his own, feel your heart beating against his chest when your lying on top of him and kiss your lips lovingly whenever you close your eyes while relaxing. One time, you found yourself to be utterly funny and in a playful mood – playing around with the bubble foam to style the weirdest hairstyles he ever had. To your surprise he did not even think of complaining once. He simply held onto your hips while softly smiling and letting you do your thing.

[folkdances]

^ my bugs with every illness

[micamicster]

Folks, now that you have heard my story (Say, boy, hand me over another shot of that booze) If anyone should ask you Tell 'em I've got those St. James Infirmary blues

St. James Infirmary Blues, performed by Louis Armstrong, Cab Calloway, and various others