#yapps a lot

[records-intern]

*There's someone running down the hall of the medical wing: falling into walls, opening and slamming doors shut, calling out Alex's name. When the ruckus reaches Alex's door, they freeze expecting someone to be dying or trying to stab them once again. However it's just Sadler. Poor frozen, worried Lazerine. She simply stands in the door frame thinking to herself 'shit shit shit how could this have happened what can she do to fix it.' She simply stands there. Not saying anything but the small heartbroken whisper:*

"alex....."

@best-psych-intern

hhi laz...whatss up.

*Alex seems to visibly melt, weighed by conflicting emotions, all overtaken by joy to see their friend. It also seems that Alex is making a visible effort to talk, sat up in their lethargic state*

[zephyrd17]

GUESS WHO IS ACTUALLY ABLE TO FINISH SOMETHING

Lyrics from Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) by Will Wood

AU by @sneakertin

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

i am so sorry to any and all people who get bombed by liked notifications and rebloggs bc i went on a reblogging spree from ur blog and scrolled down to 89 years ago

[rantsramblesandrandomthougts]

GUESS WHO JUST STARTED ARCANE!!

*distant sound of cries because i know my heart about to be broken by this show*

[spruzu]

I was just looking back on some of my old art and it made me wonder how and why i thought it was good and why did i post it. ITS SO EUGHHHHHH SOMETIMES MY ART STILLL IS EUGH WHYYYYY

[bluelolblue]

just wondering if you have headcanons on santino d’antonio!! ;0

Why of course I have thanks for asking :D! I never wrote them down but here they are <3

Santino D'Antonio - my hyperfixation for a very long time and I just love him so much :3

He doesn't have a good relationship with his father (daddy issues) his father also traumatized him at some point :(

Idk why I think his father wasn't so nice to him, just didn't pay much attention to him and didn't like Santino's interests into drawing, writing or whatever he would like to do

So he is more of mama's boy, I like to think she was very nice to him and listened to his little yapping about random stuff, she had lots of patience with him. And she would sometimes join him with drawing. He could always cry in front of her and she would comfort him

Speaking of drawing and writing, I like to think that he used to draw and write when he was little but his father ruined all that, ruined his motivation for it

He likes cats and dogs. He always wanted to have either a cat or a dog while he was little but his father wouldn't allow it, so whenever he saw a stray cat he would pet it...and ended up being scolded by his father because "they're filthy"

He was the one that cried the longest when Gianna's and his mother died. Since he was very connected to her, it was too much for him. I like to think Gianna tried to comfort him during those times

He likes to drink cappuccino, he is fine with any kind of coffee but has some preferences

Red or white wine, he's fine with both (maybe a slight preference to the red), also likes cocktails and liqueurs

When he gets drunk (doesn't happen often tho), he either talks nonsense in broken english or italian or he'll kinda vent about his childhood or whatever

Oh and he is not a morning person. He hates to get up early, he is just so moody and doesn't wanna talk to anyone bc if he does he's just gonna snap at whoever asks him something. So he has to have coffee in the morning to wake himself up and not be a little bitch

Can cook and has the will for it and is pretty good at it

Definitely likes art, mostly the history art type since he grew up with that

Likes to read any kind of book but preferably romance or criminal

And likes to listen to music (mostly the famous Italian ones), even classical music

Also likes to watch movies, even horror. He's up to watch anything really. But will make comments while watching it so to some he gets annoying with that

Has a short temper, especially when something doesn't go his way or the way he planned it

Everything has to be like he planned it, otherwise your house might gets burned down :)

Acts like he's better than anyone when he actually has so many problems with himself

Gets jealous of his sister way too often but is too proud to admit that

Has a room only for his best suits, his suits have to be made from the best designers

Rings. Likes to wear those fancy rings and ofc a watch. The most expensive one (has so many of them too)

He felt so proud when he got to help John with the impossible task that he actually fell in love with him

John was his crush for a long time but after this he fell in love completely

Someone like John asking him for help? Immediately falls for him

Sure, he also likes Vincent (they share the same fancy taste into suits and art and other stuff) but...John is his number one

Flirting. Oh he's good at it, ofc he's Italian he has to be good at it. But when he gets really nervous, he gets flustered and doesn't know how to respond anymore so he might tries to change the theme

Kinky. He's kinky

Who says "how exciting" after being threatened to be choked to death? Santi...because he's into it

Likes to be called good boy, no matter if a girl or a guy calls him that

Praises. Yes. Likes to give praises and be praised (a result of lack of affection from his father during his childhood)

Likes when someone (preferably John) goes through his hair with their fingers, so like playing with his hair

Likes to be kissed while holding his face

Likes the soft kisses on his face and body

Likes to hold hands

Likes to cuddle

It's just that he doesn't show that soft side to anyone

Likes cars...idk much about cars but I think he does

Likes to wear perfumes, especially cologne or some other nice men perfumes

Likes winter and summer, however prefers summer and going to the beach

Smokes...a nasty habit he got from his father and he doesn't like that, he always says how he's gonna stop so that he isn't like him but...it's a struggle. He doesn't want to be like his father

Is good with words and can manipulate

But also knows how to use a gun

Always has to look fancy (in case John appears)

But yeah he does like to dress up fancy

Will act bitchy for no reason

He admitted to Ares that he would love to smash with John (she approves and would also smash him)

My twink of John Wick movies and I'm always happy to talk about him :)

I probably have some more headcanons for him but can't remember at the moment

Hope you liked it :3 <3

[qrevo]

from now on, this blog is 18+ only 🔞

it's something that has been weighing on my mind for some time, and something i should have done a while ago already. i have been keeping some of the more explicit/kinky stuff on my sideblog, and still intend to do so, but i feel it'd be better if i kept this blog 18+ as well.

after posting this, i will be soft-blocking underage followers. if you are underage and i somehow missed you, i ask you to unfollow immediatly. if you are soft-blocked, please don't take offense, it's nothing personal. if anyone wants to soft-block me, i also understand and won't take any offense either.

i try to tag more explicit material here with the nsfw tag if i find it appropriate, but may not tag if it's text-only or for comedic value.

this will be pinned for a few days as a notice.

hope you all understand, wish you all a nice day 😺❤️

[killerwithknife]

11, 24, and 54 for the music asks !!

11: tough question, I adore Slint’s lyrics but from what I understand they all sort of contributed to the writing so that doesn’t really count. final answer Evan Stephens Hall

24: If you give me a sheet I could probably maybe figure some stuff out on the piano & drums but otherwise no

54: many of them! a long time favorite would be like Random access memories, but for a more recent listen I loved In the Grace of Your Love by The rapture

[niamhthefae]

i get this with things like dracula, it works best in book form. dracula is essentially victorian 'found footage' and it works by looking like it's something that is being pieced together through multiple people's different letters and diaries and newspaper clippings and you can't really translate that into film very well, you don't get that same almost all over the place nature that comes through in the book. you don't get as much as a feel for who the characters are and how they view the world because in a movie you only really see things through one or two lenses.

it's the same with the book theif by markus zusak, it feels like it has to be taken slowly to get the time frame and how things develop correctly. we also dont get the interjections from death, which in the book are very important to the narrative. you also don't get the same symbolism with the colours. in the book you seethe symbols of a red square,the white circle and the black sw@stica which you dont see in the movie and that moment with death at the beginning is so important to setting up the story.

in both cases you also have to cut out a lot of important moments because movies dont tend to be more than an hour and a half to two hours long on average so you can't fit everything in and you lose a lot of things that can be integral to understanding what you're watching.

that's not to say that everything is better as a book. there are plenty of things that work better on a screen or stage than they would as a book, these are just two examples of things that do come across better in writing

I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

[records-intern]

*There is screaming coming from somewhere, which somehow ends with a random man in a suit appearing at where the ceiling starts and falling on his ass. The man blinks at the intern (which he does not know), silent as he processes what happened.*

“.. excuse me! Where would… this be?”

( @obituary-writer-site107 )

// >:) //

what. what the fuck?!?!? this is site-107, who the hell are you?!?

*Alex squints at the man in bewilderment, clearly confused and their shoulders are hunched defensively*

a-and where did you get that suit- are you another dimension hopper?!?

[piftamere]

i took a little break from writing/posting to get some new ideas (and finally finish Baldur's gate 3) but it got extended by life being a bit weird lol

but!! new stuff coming soon

[autoantonyms]

just watched the vlog I made of my JO cvetličarna journey and teared up a bit

I miss my friends and I miss JO

but I‘m so incredibly happy that I filmed so much to remember those 3 days because it was wild haha

[aexonn]

I have a comic idea, not sure if I'm gonna actuakly draw it, I need to finish first the things I need to do and after I'll maybe work on it-

Idk if I should do a new post for every comics I will do? Not sure of that bc I'm not a comic kind of artist- butttt maybe it'll helps me organize more my master post and my other post

I should do another post where I drew some art gift and such

And another one for the request I had-

[urfavhecate]

I’ve been waiting for too long | drunk!Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader

Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader

Summary: After your breakup with Wanda, Natasha takes care of you… good care…

Warnings: oneshot, drunk Natasha, SMUT, +18, MDNI ! drunk sex, breakup mention, short one, oral (r receiving), fingering (r receiving), multiple orgasm, kinda overstimulation.

Note: Hey guy, it has been long time since last post. As always… English isn’t my first language sp im sorry for all mistakes. This year I have my finals so it’s hard to find time for hobbies but I hope I’ll find more time to write some stuff. If you have any ideas for next shots or stories m requests are open, or if you want to yapp a little I’m also here. <3

No one is allowed to copy, translate or pubish my work as their own!

The life of an Avengers was never easy. As soon as you started your relationship with Wanda, you felt like you had found everything you needed, almost like you had grabbed God by the legs. However, as it quickly turned out, nothing lasts forever, because a few months later Wanda broke up with you.

It was one of those evenings when the Avengers tower seemed empty. While everyone else was busy with their own things, Natasha was sitting in the living room drinking her beer. When she saw you enter the room, she handed you a bottle so you could rest a bit.

„Have a drink and relax” she simply said. You thanked her and fell down on the couch next to Natasha. She just looked at you, knowing something was wrong. "Rough day?" she asked with a stoic face.

“Wanda broke up with me,” you replied quietly, your voice breaking at the thought of what had happened. “She chose that fucking toaster on legs over me.”

Natasha couldn’t help but giggle softly at the comment. “Vision you mean?”

“i don’t get it… what did i do wrong?”

Natasha’s smirk disappeared from her face. She leaned back on the couch, and she sighed before she could muster up a response. “Maybe you didn’t do anything… Sometimes its about what people want or don’t want”

“But him?! Really?! What did he have what i don’t?” You were irritated just thinking about him. He was a robot, he wasn’t even human.

"Beats me... He can fly and shoot lasers from his head" Natasha laughed again "You know... not everyone has good taste"

You laughed softly as you started to question whether or not he had a metal dick. You started to joke as Natasha smiled knowing that she cheered you up a bit, she didn't like seeing you down. Your relationship had always been weird. It wasn't just friendly flirting, but you never talked about what was between you, pretending that you were just friends and worked together.

“I think we should find you a new hobby because I don’t want to picture his metal dick again” The redhead laughed.

“I have one idea… We could always go to a bar”

It wasn’t long before you ended up at one of the nearby bars, drinking and dancing. A few shots and drinks later, you both were visibly tipsy, the alcohol was taking effect. Natasha’s usual composure loosened as her inhibitions lowered, her gaze more carefree and lighthearted. She leaned back against the barstool, studying you with a lazy smirk on her face.

“What?” you giggled noticing she was staring at you.

“Nothing… You just a lot more fun when youre drunk” she answered letting inner thoughts threaten to spill out.

When you finished on the dance floor, your bodies moved together in perfect harmony, you danced and your bodies rubbed against each other. She let her hand drift to your hip, pulling you even closer to her. Her eyes met yours, dark with mix of intoxication and desire.

“You're beautiful you know that?” you mumbled moving closer to her, your lips were now just inches apart.

“Am I?” she murmured softly, her voice a low seductive purr “Or is that just the alcohol talking”

“you are hot as fuck” Natasha's smirk turned cocky as her eyes burned with desire. She gently pushed you backwards until your back hit the wall, trapping you against it with the weight of her body. Her hand moved from your hip to your chin, tipping your face up to meet her gaze. Natasha chuckled, her body pressing against yours, her hand still holding your chin, her gaze boring into yours. She leaned in, her lips brushing against your earlobe, her voice a heady whisper in your ear.

"You don't know what you're asking for," she muttered huskily, her free hand roaming over the fabric of your clothes. "I can make you feel things you've never felt before." Wanda wasn’t really dominant so this was new and exiting at the same time.

Natasha dragged you into a taxi and you headed back to the tower. Throughout the whole way, you couldn't keep your hands to yourselves, wandering over the other woman's body.

Natasha's patience had reached its limit. The moment the elevator doors closed behind you, she punted. She slammed you against the wall, her body trapping yours, her gaze smoldering with desire.

"I can't wait anymore," she panted, her hands roaming all over your body, touching you with a desperate need. Her lips found your neck, kissing and nipping, leaving a trail of heated affection “I’ve been waiting for too long”

You moaned when her lips touched your neck and your fingers tangled with her hair. Natasha hummed against your neck, the sound a mixture of approval and desire. Your moan sent a jolt of arousal through her body, fueling her need to feel your skin against hers. Her hands roamed freely over your body, slipping under your clothes, seeking more contact, more flesh. Her kisses moved up until her lips found yours, capturing them in a passionate, demanding kiss.

When you got out of the elevator, Natasha immediately pushed you against the wall. Natasha groaned when you wrapped your leg around her waist, the action bringing your bodies even closer together. She ground her hips against you, the movement hard and desperate, her need for you becoming almost primal. She broke the kiss just long enough to let out a ragged exhale, her breath mingling with yours. "I want you. Now."

“Say it again... please….” You moaned. Natasha's hand gripped your hip, her fingers digging into your flesh as she pushed you harder against the wall. She leaned in, her lips brushing against your ear, her voice a low, sinful whisper.

"I want you. I need you. Now." Her hand slid up the length of your thigh, hooking your leg over her hip, the movement more possessive than ever before. "You understand?"

At that moment, you didn't care about the breakup or that anyone could see you two. Natasha's sloppy kisses were driving you crazy, so you dragged her to your room. Natasha pushed you onto the bed, climbing on top of you and pinning your hands above your head.

"Wanda never dominated you huh?" Natasha smiled knowing it was true. "Baby with me you'll feel things you could only dream of with Wanda"

A moment later they ended up naked in your bed. Natasha moved lower kissing your chest, your stomach and finally ending between those legs. She couldn't help herself and ran her tongue through your wet folds. She moaned loudly at the taste of you on her tongue.

"oh god... you taste so good"

Your fingers tangled in her hair holding her where you needed her the most. Her tongue moved faster and faster, and you squirmed beneath her. Natasha grabbed your thighs to keep you in place. She continued to eat your pussy like it was her last meal. She was hungry for your taste. It wasn't long before she added her fingers, pushing two of them roughly into your pussy. You moaned with pleasure, wanting more. You tugged at her hair, holding her between your shaking legs. Her movements were still sloppy from the alcohol. She mumbled something under her breath as she gently sucked on your clit.

"I’m… I’m gonna... cum... Natasha please… can I cum?" you moaned. Your body trembled as you ere closer to the pleasure, as Natasha’s fingers curled inside you, finding that sweet spot.

"Good girl, asking for permission... such a submissive good girl." Natasha mumbled, pushing another finger into your pussy "Cum for me baby"

It wasn't long before you came on Natasha's face. The redhead lapped up your juices, not wanting to waste a single drop. Her face was covered in your orgasm and her eyes still held a hunger. Her pupils were much larger and her irises were a darker shade of green.

“Nat… Natasha… oh god… fuck…!”

“Good girl, scream my name… my good girl” she kept mumbling.

As you came down from your high, you thought Natasha would pull away to kiss you, but she continued eating your pussy. She couldn't hold back, it only took a moment for her to become addicted to your taste. Natara's free hand pressed gently against your lower abdomen.

"Natasha...tooo sensitve..." you tried to pull away but Natasha held you in place.

"Don't you dare move. Just one more"

Natasha continued fucking you not paying attention to the overwhelming pleasure that was spreading throughout your body. Life mattered to your cheeks. Your legs shook as Natasha's fingers moved in and out at a rapid pace. You squirmed, moaning her name like a prayer.

"I can't...I can't…" You kept screaming.

"You can do it baby....You'll feel so good..."

“Tell me when you belong to… Tell me you’re mine…” She softly bit your clit.

“I’m yours… only yours…”

As you came a second time Natasha smiled and kissed your forehead. Her hands moved to your breasts. “I’m not done with you yet”

[itsyouch]

some fanart for a fanfic I read called "Death is not an option here" by @ineedafuckingbreakpls! + more :]

BANGER name btw!!!

see... im a whump connoisseur and this fanfic hit every spot fr,

i love how fast Chosen just broke, it makes since because, if you think about it, Chosen had to deal with Alan's torture, fight Dark, get out of Alan's PC, then he has to kill his friend, and right after (probably) he gets captured by Victim and tortured all over again and its still because of Alan, even when he tried to forgive Alan he still is connected to his suffering, he never really got the chance to be free.

the way you made Chosen die in the very beginning AAAARRRRGGG OMG IT WAS SO GOOOD. AND VICTIM REALIZING THAT HE COULD SUMMON HIM BACK AND KEEP KILLING HIM WOWIEE!!!

this fic took me so long to read cuz every exciting thing that would happen, I would just immediately start jumping on the walls and yapp abt it to my friend (who recommended this fic to me)

this is my first time on ao3 so this fic being my first just WOWIE! YIPEEE! WOWZRERS! OMGA! I HOPE EVERY FIC I READ IS THIS GOOOD!

honestly I was so invested in this that when victim pulls up with some new torture method, I would just feels this perfect dread, I never get skirmish when I see/read gore, but when Victim started using the spiked whip, and you described it like

"He was trembling and struggling against the rope, trying to not pay attention to the chunks of his own meat stuck to the ground"

it made me shiver lol. but that was EVIL making Chosen count every time he gets hit with it (BUT GENIUS) also I had this idea I just wanted to share, you know the how Agent put the select box on Chosen's arm to stop him from moving? what if Victim just spun the box and snapped his arm off. ,':'p

you know, I have a lot to say abt this fic but I suck at expressing how I feel in writing💀

im yapping to much

[primaviva]

me explaining how donald trump is not only canon in the marvel universe but is also a main villain in comics:

no because not a lot of people know this and seeing how many people are finding the gwen trump and astv trump mughot photos crazy as hell, i want to be the first to tell you and introduce you to donald trump from earth 65 aka spider gwen dimension

you cannot make this up like this shit is straight up diabolical and the gwen comics only get more outta pocket than they alr are

and lemme show you bros description

yes ya eyes is not deceiving you that is in fact a real plot where captain america of earth 65 aka samantha wilson STOPPED DONALD TRUMP FROM ENSLAVING PEOPLE TO BUILD THE BORDER

imagine americas symbol having to pull up on a big ole trump head three sizes too big for comfort and he got the case of the yapps like this man don’t shut up no matter where he at and then got his wig handed go him

literally why does nobody talk about this like gwen’s comics single handedly has the most ludicrous things i have EVER seen so if somebody modakifys the trump mugshot i will give you like the ten nickels in my hand bag

he deserved to be an anomaly 🙄🙄