#yapping yapping weee

[sugaredparchment]

about me

hello! I'm ivory, any pronouns, minor! I'm (mainly) a fantasy writer, but sometimes try my hand at contemporary! I also do photography when the fancy strikes me!

I'm still somewhat new to tumblr but very new to writerblr, and honestly I'm just looking for some friends :] I really like having people to talk to writing about, so!! Im a bit shy about talking to people anywhere, and unfortunately that's carried over to online, but if you reach out I'll absolutely reach back!! come talk to me Im like a little bug I'm more afraid of you

if I remember most of my yapping will be fittingly tagged #yapping yapping weee (don't trust I'll remember)

writing

My current main wip is in its first draft phase with the working title Runes of Hyacinth! (#wip: roh) it's a fantasy quest for an item of myths, featuring fake dating and some other silly little things :> You can read the synopsis below if you'd like! otherwise I have a bunch of other minor novella wips that I may post snippets of but haven't officially introduced yet

most of my world building, including lore, magic system(s), and oc information will be under the tag #the skies archives, if you're at all interested in it! I will also eventually just link it here!!

anyways! Thank you so much for reading or just stopping by! I'd love it if you came with me on my writing journey

Runes of Hyacinth

Alchemy is a careful, capable art, yet even it has its limits. El learns that the hard way. Desperate to save her younger sister from a terminal illness, she employs help from alchemy's companion, magic. This comes in the form of the infinitely curious Mage Zircon, student to the royal family's advisor. Joining her on a trek across the continent in search of the Runes of Hyacinth, a mystical book supposedly holding the cures they're looking for, El and Zircon face the consequences of seeking out the taboo. Mortals and gods alike fear what the Runes may hold, and the two must weather what those fears wrought, fighting to face the enemies they've made in themselves. All the while, the clock ticks for those they want to save.

[divinit3a]

Hi pom! For the ask game:

📝😊💖📓 for your animatronic fish! : D

WAVES HELLO :D hiii tempest. ty ty for sending these in, I love to yap about the mer fellas <3

for the dca au ask game!

📝 - What do you find most challenging when creating this AU? Hmm.. probably the setting! It took awhile for me to get the ball rolling on writing for this AU-- as trying to come up with an entire Fazbear-themed waterpark and all its operational animatronics felt daunting... But once I got started, ideas flooded in! And I'm excited to work on it more!! :D

Beyond that, I also struggled with the "role" of the YN on and off. The first iteration was a mermaid dancer, but I felt like someone who works at the park regularly was a good starting point. (And who knows what jobs they'll be asked to pick up along the way...? Hehe.)

😊 -What do you find the most fun about creating it?

Ooo... probably playing around with the designs! And how Sun & Moon each function, and their relationship. As well as, how their existence (sort of) translates to real life amusement park stuff >:3 While the setting has been difficult, its also been a lot of fun to dive into and develop...

There's a much wider cast of characters (both robotic & human) than what I've tackled before in previous AUs! I hope it'll make the world feel very lively :D

💖 - Do you prefer your Y/N to be a blank slate for the reader to project on or do you prefer them to be more like an OC in their own right?

Ooo... Time for a convoluted answer: I love the Y/N to have their own sense of personality and identity! Whether or not they are an OC, or a vessel to view the POV/bias of the story from, I feel like its fun when they have their own motives, interests, hobbies, and 'archetype' personality. (It also allows for wiggle room of ship dynamics-- such as grumpy & cheery, so on so forth!)

For the Y/N in this AU, I don't have a whole lot to them yet, beyond a plot relevant fear... ^-^

📓 - Show us a current WIP for your AU!

I got a little bit of writing and a little bit of art >:D (sooo sneaky ehehe)

The animatronic turns to look at you. Bright cyan pupils cut through the darkness of their silhouette. As if intrigued, they lean forward, cupping the bottom of its faceplate into their palm. Languidly, their tail swirls in the shallows of the wishing pond. Behind the animatronic is an elaborate, decorative fountain. That is currently shut off, so that you can do your job without a hitch. When you were tasked with fishing out a cellphone from the pond, you hadn't expected that the Sun animatronic would still be here for his photo-opt showcase.

AND!! ART!!

trying to render them in a specific style--I'm sure a few folks can guess what it is.... 🤭🐙🦑

[starlit-harbor-citizens]

so uh having a moment because why the hell is there a chaotic plague doctor here now

h-hello??? pardon??? this is an experience.

though i was right, it was expected that i would split at least one more headmate due to the fuckity wuckity of news we saw

im just a bit intimidated because they're just standing on the other side of the front room staring. they haven't said anything at all so uh . y e a h .

Unrelated to headmate stuff, the mother is persisting with her disbelief of us possibly being neurodivergent. like . ma'am. look at yourself. your special interests are spirituality and astrology and you find a way to bring it up in every conversation . where do you think we possibly got it from lmao

also she did say it's possible we "have a little bit of PTSD" which is . hmm . Yeah i wonder if it's just a little bit . Sure . *Stares at the several traumatic things we've experienced in our life*

Anyways once again yapping lol, im very tired and bones ouchie

-Ambrose (? Not 100% sure, just saying that because that's the default and i have no idea who exactly I am rn lol)

[sec0nd-breakfast]

"Fuck you, my daughter is completely fine" Ma'am, your daughter writes letters to the Greek god Apollo adressed with 'Dad', because her actual father is severly lacking parenting skillzz

[hotchipsauce]

wdym mitch got pregnant while i was on a plane

[yoshifan456]

Once again yelling into the void that TC's eyes are blue with a corona of brown/orange/gold around the iris.

Ethan's eyes are officially green but I don't think TC has ever worn contacts for these movies so idk who made that up.

Anyway TC's eyes are usually seen as brown or even darker brown in non-sunlight like the scenes we see him moving here.

So anyway looking at eyes to see if this is Benji!Ethan may be hard.

Ok, look my main reason for thinking this is Benji in a mask (apart from when was the last time we saw Ethan wear a light blue sweater) is…

That’s not the way Ethan moves, especially when he walks into a place where he could be in danger. He faces straight ahead, he looks with his eyes, but not openly looking around.

Like here

Notice it’s Benji who openly looks around, who will turn to look at something interesting.

And Ethan is always a tightly wound tensed up bundle of muscle. BlueSweater!Ethan is moving in a lot more relaxed and loose way - like Benji does.

EDITED TO ADD MORE

Do Ethan’s eyes look blue? That maybe just the sweater. TCs eyes tend to change. But- they don’t normally bother to change the eyes in universe (brown eyed Grace stayed brown eyed to play blue eyed Alanna) but they do as part of the costuming (blue eyed Vanessa Kirby wore brown contacts to play Grace!Alanna) so if I can see if it’s blue eyes with a flash of brown.

Also hair - Ethan tends to wear slightly over his face but when Benji was imagining putting the mask on in RN - Ethan’s hair was brushed all the way off his face, obviously the way Benji likes it.

(I may be getting slightly too detail obsessed here…)

It’s just - I see BlueSweater!Ethan and my instinctive thought is ‘Benji?’

Well, only 39 days to find out if I’m right or if I’ve totally misread the entire thing out of a desperation to get something new..

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

A Village Raising (2) | Yandere Platonic Twisted Wonderland

Yuuka silently cooed at the sight of precious little (Y/n) sleepily clutching at a sleeping Grim. She no doubt hit the jackpot. Having such an adorable little sibling gifted to her by the mysterious summoning of the mirror. It was a nightmarish thought: that you’d one day return to someone who couldn’t love you like she did. But it was soothed by the reminder that more than likely those at Night Raven would never allow for that to happen. 

“Mmm Yuu? Mmm C’mere.” 

“Yes baby? You ready to wake up, maybe help me cook?”

“Mmmm today I-mmm g’to work…don’t I?”

“Ahhh, yeah.”

She sighed as she recalled the way you came to a revelation, of course spurred by Grim’s whining, that you needed to work to get more tuna. She wasn’t even sure you understood the topic of currency but nonetheless you wouldn’t stop yapping about it to her and Yuuken. 

“Can-I get ready for work?” Your little voice spoke so clearly, having fully-woken up at the excitement from the thought. She couldn’t bring herslef to relay the hard truth about the workforce. Surely Azul wouldn’t torture a little angel such as yourself! 

“Yes of course baby!” 

“Yay!” 

Sending a groggy Grim to pester her fellow prefect Yuuka busied herself with helping you into the mini uniform Jade delivered not long after her baby’s declaration. How he knew your measurements she wasn’t sure but then again why ask when all he’d do is smile cryptically. 

“Already into the workforce I can’t believe how old I’ve gotten.” 

Yukken mockingly held his face in his hands as he pretended to cry as you carefully finished descending the stairs with your back turned to him, slowly making your way down the steps. With both your feet safely on the ground you waddled over to the ‘crying’ giant. 

“Ken-Ken is okay! I’ll be back after a hardsday work.”

Patting his pant leg, you waited until he bent down to your level. Giving a firm hug with your little body, he sent a worried look over your shoulder. Yuuka could only huff out her nose in stifled worry. She wasn’t trying to ignore her worry of letting you out of their watchful eyes. Pulling out her phone she sucked her teeth as the clock ticked closer to the designated time. Time for her final instructions before sending you into a battlefield.

“Alright (Y/n) now listen to me, you can’t sign or write anything while you’re there okay?”

“Hmmhmm.” 

“(Y/n) are you listening to me.”

You continued to fiddle with the locks of your backpack briefcase before turning to the crouched Yuuka. 

You kissed her cheek and in a voice imitating a character from your tv-shows you said,”Don’t worry Honey. I’ll be home soon, take care of the kids for me.”

The knock on the Ramshackle door had you skipping in its direction. Already beaten by Yuuken who opened the door to none other than the tweels. 

“Good morning, Prefect.”

“Hiya shrimpies! Where’s the little business eel!”

“Here I am!” You squealed, running past Yuuken’s legs to be scooped into Floyd’s awaiting arms. Immediately abandoning your working persona you enjoyed the way Floyd playfully pretended to chomp at your cheeks.

“Remember, (Y/n)! No signing anything!” 

“Weee-ah okay!” 

You spoke breathlessly as the eel mer caught you from your descent from the sky, shouting from over his shoulder as he was already trotting away. Yuuka sighed again, turning her gaze to Jade who happily accepted the little bento box Yuuken had made.

“Back by sundown.”

“Yes, yes it will be before nightfall. Otherwise the doting parents will stay awake and worried until then.”

“Jade!”

“I jest I jest. We’ll see you later.”

With that the vice-warden went on his way catching up to the waiting Floyd before traveling over to the school’s hall.

_______________________________________________________

“We’re back!” 

“Hi hi, Azul!”

The dorm leader couldn’t help but genuinely smile as he saw you in your mini-Monstro-uniform. 

“Morning (Y/n), ready start your first day of work?”

“Yup!”

“Then follow me, to the kitchen.” 

You did just that skipping beside Jade who stopped at the kitchen. 

“This where we make all the drinks and food for everyone. And your job is to take whatever we make to the customers.”

“Okay!” 

“How about we practice, okay (Y/n)?”

“Yes, yes!” 

In no time at all you were handed a smaller tray and told to not spill as a plastic cup of water was placed on its center. Azul went to the far end of the kitchen along with Floyd who anxiously awaited your wobbly and shaky journey. Jade originally planned to only keep his hand on your back from where he was originally standing but he decided to follow along as he watched the water jiggle dangerously in the glass.

“W-woah!” 

“It’s alright I’m right here. Take your time.”

“This is really h’rd.”

“It’s okay you’re doing great.” Azul chimed in, eagerly awaiting you to reach his side. Both Floyd and Azul anxiously leaning in tandem as you tilted dangerously to one side. The dorm leader did his best to keep his mouth shut as he quantified more than 50% of the water on the checkered floor or coagulating at the bottom of the tray. 

“How’d I do Mis’er Bossman?”

Smiling up at him with sparkling (y/e/c) eyes–only one decision was clear. 

“You did perfect. We are happy to have you work with us at Monstro Lounge.”

He’d have to remember to account for the smaller amount of the drink.

“Yay! Hear that Floyd, I’m hired!”

“YES, I knew you could do it-mini eel! Now I can give you the little apron!”

Or maybe he’d just upsell it anyway.

“Jade, do I get to cut my hair too!”

“Sorry (Y/n), I’m sure all three of the prefects would have my head then.”

“Awww.”

“But I do have a hat you can wear.”

“Yay! Gimme gimme.”

___________________________________________________

“What in the Seven’s is everyone getting so worked up about?”

Ace groaned and sucked his teeth as if Deuce was the stupidest man on the planet. His friend was already frowning at the action but still waited nonetheless. Ace began to smirk as he casually followed the crowd. 

“Pft you don’t know? There’s a special event going on in the Monstro Lounge. With a special edition menu too.”

Deuce gawked as he tensed up. “Then we’ve got to get going! By the time we arrive…”

He trailed off as Ace continued to smirk while shaking his head. 

“I had an inside scoop and got us reservations ahead of time.”

“Whoa, that’s real nice of you Ace.”

“Yeah yeah you just got  to pay for whatever I get!”

“And that’s the Ace I know.”

The two Heartslabyul first years took their time to the mirror hall. Avoiding the crowd fighting to become a line, Ace flashed an email on his phone to the intimidating guards of Monstro Lounge, where they directed the duo into a specially gated section.Sitting in the booth Deuce couldn’t help the pit that formed in his stomach; as if reminding him of his past servitude. He shook the feeling off, sending a questioning look towards his friend, who was busy browsing the menu.

“I’m curious, Ace. How did you afford this?”

Ace faked offense,”What?! You think I can’t get on the list?”

“Not without us, you couldn’t.” 

Hearing that familiar country twang, Deuce turned to see the short Pomefiore student: Epel. Sporting a prideful smirk on his face he motioned for Deuce to scooch away to make room for him. Behind him was Jack from Savvannaclaw who was a mix of embarrassment and determination. 

“Epel? Jack?”

“Of course this guy didn’t have the energy to wait to get on the waiting list.”

Jack scoffed, “He’s lucky he asked those of us with healthy morning routines.”

“Your morning routine’s start before the sun is out! I No way was I ruining my sleep for that.”

Sooner than they could think they had begun joking and laughing per their usual hangouts. It almost let Deuce forget why they had gotten the reservation. 

“Oh, you don’ know do you? Check it.”

Epel handed the menu to Deuce.

“Uhm a Aqua Smoothie a special delivery? A clam cake for special delivery? What is this special delivery that’s bringing up the price?”

Epel and Ace just continued to snicker and laugh at him before arguing about what to order. Which left Jack to sigh and explain.

“For one day only the Monstro Lounge has a very…special employee working. Everyone’s been very excited to cheer them on.”

“Special employee? But who would all the school want to cheer on? 

In that moment whispered praise and excited voices start to get louder as the sound of clicking loafers were heard. 

In an Octavinelle uniform and a tray small enough for them to hold little (Y/n) hurriedly walking by with a beautifully decorated dessert. The group of four, as well as everyone in the special section quickly pulled out their phones. 

“Here’s your scrone, mister!”

“T-t-thank you (Y/n).”

Sooner than everyone would like the little one hobbled back into the kitchen. The crowd collectively awwed before the excited chatter began to start back up again. With a renewed sense of vigor Deuce picked up the menu.

“What should we get? Should we stay away from drinks? I wouldn’t want them to spill.”

Clank!

The sound made him jump as he and his friends looked up at the intimidating faces who so aggressively delivered some waters.

“I assure you our employee is more than capable.”

“Yeah Mackarel. So is your school going to order or would you rather be on the menus yourselves?”

______________________________________________________

Yuuka shook the sleep that plagued her face as she recognized the creaking of the Ramshackle gate. Leaving her other prefects behind, she nearly trampled Grim on the way to the door.

“Finally! The sun’s nearly finished setting!”

She eagerly took the backpack and sleeping child as Jade smiled coyly. 

“I did say before nightfall, did I not?”

She scoffed, turning back into the living room where she passed off the backpack to Yuu heading up the stairs. 

Yuuken sighed, “Sorry about Yuuka. She’s been anxious all day.”

“I understand the feeling but you shouldn’t worry they had a fun day, a full meal, and lots of work experience.”

Yuuken chuckled. “I bet.”

Jade’s polite smile stretched a bit as though he remembered something, calling Floyd he snatched a container from his brothers clutches. Turning back to Yuuken he delivered the tupperware to him. 

“Of course (Y/n) couldn’t finish our larger portion sizes so I figured I’d package the rest for you all.”

“Oh wow thanks Jade. Ah but this container I’ll empty it now so you can take it back-”

“No need! Whenever you're done just have you and (Y/n) bring it over.Maybe then I can convince Azul to maybe give out a discount.”

“Thanks Jade.”

“No problem.” “Ughghgh can we go now!? It already sucks we’re not sleeping over.”

Jade smile returned to his polite one as he sent a piercing side-eye towards his brother. 

“Well we all have responsibilities to put to bed. I’ll see you at the next club meeting.”

“Yeah, see ya then.”

Yuuken watched as the Leech brother’s left with a glaring tension between the two. The prefect could only guess as to what the annoyance was about. With a shrug he closed the door storing the food away. 

He could only guess what tales you’d have to tell when you woke the next day. It’s only a shame he couldn’t be there himself. Even though Yuu assured him they’d get photos he wondered who’d they entrusted with the task.

________________________________________________________

The student stood rigid in the heart of the Monstro Lounge, unbothered by the emptiness and the unusually alone dormleader waiting there.

“We here to collect our prize.” 

Silver’s monotone voice filled the space. Azul smiled presenting the box filled with horribly shaped pastries,“It’s always a pleasure doing business with Diasomnia.” 

Lilia opened the box, smiling happily as he approved of the contents. 

“It’s a shame you’re not willing to send the pictures you took of them while baking these. It would have made Malleus so very happy to see their smiling face.”

Azul’s smile twitched. “Well as I’m sure you know, some things are just invaluable.”

Lilia matched his crooked grin with one of his own. “Oh do I know it.”

______________________________________________________________

“Hey Tsunotarou, want to look at the pictures Ace got for me?”

Green eyes lit up with anticipation as though a chest full of treasure had been found. 

“I would love to.”

Yuu smiled flipping through the various polaroids of the little server. 

Unexpectedly Malleus spoke up, “These memories are very precious.”

Yuu didn’t look up from the photos. 

“Right?”

“It’s a shame that they don’t last forever.”

Yuu shrugged. “Yeah but that’s what makes them so special right?”

Malleus tilted his head. “Wouldn’t they be more special if they lasted longer?”

Yuu giggled leaning against his shoulder. 

“I’ll let you keep this one if you want it.”

“I would love that.”

[devochive]

you, a little mime, just trying to keep quiet and stay out the way in this new and strange world, but the ringmaster doesn't seem to be too fond of your silence.

tags: afab reader x caine, dubious consent, fingering, creepy caine.

Caine hummed, straighting his tie in the mirror as he prepared himself to look his utmost best before introducing today's new adventure!

"Now, you see Bubble, as ringmaster I have to look absolutely prepared for any situation. That includes—" He turned to face bubble, squeezing his tie as it squirted water from it directly into the bubbles face. "Perfectly prepared to put a potential fire!~" He laughed at his own wacky joke, slapping knee in the process. "I don't see how that would really—"

"Quiet bubble!" Caine hushed his friend simply by scooping him into his hat. "Don't you hear that?"

Absolute silence.

"Exactly, I'm 2 minutes late for the introduction today!" He appeared in front of the digital circus crew in the blink of an eye.

What he didn't notice was the lonely mime hiding away in the corner.

So without a moments delay the ringmaster began yapping away until pomni awkward raised her hand.

"Uh.. Caine?"

"Yes, my colorful friend how can I help you!?" He pointed his Caine at the jester.

"Uh.. well— weee... sorta have a new member." Pomni pointed at the corner where you were hiding out.

"OH! Oh, dear! How rude of me! Why don't you come out, my dear, we don't bite!" Just then bubble suddenly popped from his hat without warning to quietly add, "Heh.. I do.." Caine rolled his eyes, "Come now, don't be shy!"

"Maybe you're just being too loud Caine, they seem a bit.. overwhelmed." Ragatha added with a reassuring chuckle, attempting to ease the uneasiness you were feeling.

"ME? LOUD? NEVER!"

With all eyes on you, it seemed like you had no choice but to stand up, gloomy as ever, and finally walked towards the crowd.. your colors seemed washed out compared to everyone else's, which in turn made you stand out a lot.

"Well then, what's your name? Or perhaps you need a new one!" Caine's voice seemed to drown out , you weren't listening to a word he was saying nor did were you planning on replying.

"Ah.. a quiet one then? No matter! I'm sure you'll open up in no time!" With his usual gleeful act he spun into the air.

"Now then! Where was I!?"

Caine did his usual spiel about the adventure, keeping his eye on you most of the time. You could feel his eyes on you, and it only causes you to curl in on yourself even more, attempting to make yourself less noticeable.

"Alright then! Off with you lot!~"

Just then, Jax popped up next to you comically , draping an arm around your shoulder as if you were old pals. "Get all that new kid?" You blinked a few times. "Yeah, yeah.." He seemed to fill in the spots where you'd normally be expected to reply. "Caine's a riot .....but, hey.. I'm sure you'll do juuusst fine.. heh." He was getting a kick from your expressions. They succeeded in doing all the talking for you.

You looked up, expecting the charismatic leader to still be floating in the air but he vanished.. you felt relief flood your body, the way he was eying you early made you feel.. uneasy.

The day was.. eventful to say the least.

You're relieved that no one really forced you to speak, opting for nodding yes and no instead.

See, you can speak.. you can you just haven't felt inclined to ever since you arrived here. It was strange, staying silent.. selectively mute almost. Right? Perhaps it had something to do with your new body. You looked like a sad little mime, after all.

"Hey , mime person— thing watch out!" Pomni rushed past you, and you failed to notice until now that all of the props in the circus came to life and chased everyone around. It was utter chaos, and you did beneath a table until someone finally found the solution to getting them back to normal.

Thanks, Ragatha.

All in all, it was an exceptionally draining day.

You followed behind the crowd at a distance, and gangle tried to close the gap a bit to make you feel more welcome in her own .. introverted way. Silently, you appreciated it..

....?

To your left, there was a stray floating eyeball watching closely as you walked by. Not the crowd ahead of you.. just you.

A shiver went up your spine.. surely it was just ! ... one of the props from earlier you all forgot to tame , yeah.. had to be.

You all had the infamous digital dinner, and headed back to your quarters.

So this is what life would be like now?

No— no, you can't give into that idea so easily it has to be a dream— "Oof! Eyes up here dear! Wouldn't want to get hurt now do we?"

Two large gloved hands rested on your shoulders and steadied you. Blinking away the dizziness you looked up, .. Caine!

Immediately you stumbled back and out of his grip before falling onto your ass, you winced quietly but not quietly enough that Caine didn't notice.

"Ahh, so you can make noise! Here I thought your vocal cords were— well who knows! Glad to see their working my dear! Now, I think it's best we get to know each other a little better."

He yanked you back up unceremoniously and you sucked in a breath at the suddenness of it all. But.. still you didn't respond.

"Oh, don't be modest my dear you can speak to your hearts content little one!" It was starting to sound more like a command if anything but you shook your head and attempted to walk past him to get to the safety to your room instead.

You don't know why you expected this to work, he appeared right in front of you causing you to plant into his chest face first.

"Ah, of course ! You must be excited to show off your new room hmm?" He opened up the door and moved aside causing you to stumble in, losing your footing you planted face first on the carpet. Caine's eyes lingered on your rear end for a moment too long before you finally gathered your bearings.

He cleared his throat. "Hm."

How awkward. Your eyes tried to look everywhere but him, the wall the floor the little knick knacks that adorned your dresser.

Without warning the ring master gripped your waist with both hands, sending a shiver up your spine and another pathetic sound left your lips.

"My, my I think I MAY have cracked the code~!" He grinned and allowed his hands to pull you in closer, hands snaking up your waist just along the swell of your clothed breast. You made another sound.

The prick was toying with you just to get some noise out of you.

"Humans are sensitive here arent they? What silly little creatures you are!" Another beat and his gloved hands cupped your breasts squeezing them without holding back.

"S.. Stop..." You finally spoke up, bit it was hardly a whisper.

"Hmm? I couldn't quite hear you dear!" His pupils were blown wide, and for a moment you felt relief as his hands trailed away from your breast and down to the hem of your shirt instead.

You thought it was over, until a cool breeze hit your now bare breast. The bastard yanked your top upwards and immediately started tweaking and pinching your nipples, causing them to harden. You whimpered and shook your head, scrambling in his grip which only seemed to tighten.

You could feel hot his breath hitting your neck.

" ...please.."

"What a darling voice you have dear, what a shame you want to keep it from everyone! ... why don't you let me hear a bit more, hmm?" He asked, voice laced with desperation now. He'd lost the original reasoning of why he was doing this, right now he just wanted to hear more of your pretty voice.

Yes, the voice that made his slacks tighten and his breathing to become heavy.

He needed more, and you'd have no choice but to give the ring master what he wanted.

"How about here?" He inquired , removing one hand from your chest and cupped your sex instead. Fingers rubbing along your clothed folds.

"Nh...!" Your eyebrows furrowed, it was so hard not to give in. Not to make noise, you didn't know how long you'd be able to last.

Your knees were getting weak , buckling in on themselves. He held your body close to his as you both slid to the floor unceremoniously. Caine used this to his advantage and hunched overtop of you, your face pressed to the floor and ass in the air now.

Your head felt dizzy and your legs trembled.

His gloved hand ran along your ass before it giving it a slap, and you yelped. Causing him to shudder in delight. "Oh dear me! My hand seems to have a mind of its own." He looked at his hand accusingly, before it rested on your behind just for a moment.

He lingered in silence , debating his next move. His thoughts so were jumbled right now, but he couldn't help himself. After this.. he'd stop, yes just this last thing.

He yanked your bottoms down and you immediately scrambled and tried to sit up , but he pushed a gloved hand on your back to keep you still. "Now, now none of that. You've been very stubborn up until now my dear. It's only fair you receive a little more punishment, yes?" He sounded amused, desperate and absolutely delighted all at once.

"N.. No.. no.." You whined, but your body was hot and secretly wanting more. Release.. something.

"SEE! Look how far you've come, speaking more words now then you have all day!" He chuckled before plunging a finger into your wet sex. You gasped, back arching and your gummy walls tightening around his finger. "Hmn.. there we are

..." He hummed and thrusted his finger in and out, your soft pants were enough to keep him satiated at the moment.

After a few moments, he slipped in another finger, and you reached back, grabbing his wrist, trying to push him away, shaking your head.

But he wouldn't let up, his fingers were slamming into your sex , the room filling with the wet sounds your sloppy cunt was producing.

This was wrong.. right? But it felt so good, too good. Your body was on fire. You couldn't think about anything besides the fingers pummeling in and out of you, secretly wishing it was something bigger.

"Please— g-gonna.. hhaa.." Your body locked up, tightening around his fingers and spasming like crazy. He seemed amused at how fast the coil inside of you seemed to snap. Still his fingers moved , his other hand gently caressing your back as you yelped and pleaded because of the overstimulation.

He watched you tremble and whine for a few seconds more before finally removing his fingers, licking them clean with his oversized tongue.

Your breathing was returning to normal, but your body still felt tingly buzzing with the aftershock of pleasure.

"See? I knew you could do it! perhaps more exercises like this would be helpful, don't you think?" It was a rhetorical question, not like you'd answer anyways. Caine pulled your pants back up, leaving you in your sticky clothes, but at least not naked for all the world to see.

"OH DEAR! Would you look at the time!? You'd better get some rest dear , wouldn't want to be late to tomorrow's adventure, would you?" He winked, and just like that, he was gone.

[urfavvninicka]

Hello Neighbor: WTRB fanfiction story (Part 3)

Two boys, Nicky and Enzo, hung out at 5pm. Nicky told Enzo that Delroy kept yapping, calling him weird stuff, and more.

Enzo: Who are you angry to?

Nicky: To Delroy, who kept yapping and annoying me who also kept calling me: «Weird Nicky»! Is that correct?

Enzo: No, it's wrong. It's like you're generally saying: «Talking Tom»!

Nicky: Exactly. I hate him, because he always hits me, curses at me, I even don't know anything what is he doing.

Enzo: Ok. By the way, do you want to hang out at 3pm or 5pm (mid-day or sunset)?

Nicky: Yes, but if my parents let me.

It's night. Nicky went to his house. He asked his parents if he will hang out with Enzo.

Nicky: Mom, dad, I have something to tell you.

Luanne: What is it, Nicholas?

Jay: Tell us what you want, Narf!

Nicky: Me and Enzo hung out at 5pm. Would you two let me tomorrow hang out with him in middle of the day or sunset?

Luanne: I don't know, did you do your homework?

Nicky: Yes, mom. I did my homework, I did all the chores, I cleaned the dishes, I cleaned my room, what should I do?

Luanne: Oh, okay, I let you hang out with your friend.

Nicky: Yes!!! *gets happy*

Luanne: I'll smoke on the balcony with my husband, you should go to bed early, Nicky.

Nicky went to go to bed and sleep, dreaming himself and his friend going to the beach.

1 day later...

The sun has raised. Nicky was still sleeping on his bed, and he woke up.

Nicky: *wakes up and stretches* Oh, what a beautiful night it was. Dreaming of my friend going to the beach, playing volley, it was great.

Luanne: Good morning, Nicholas. How was your night?

Nicky: It was good. How about my dad?

Luanne: He also woke up. Get up and make your milk with cereals, you're a big boy *kisses her son*.

Jay: Good morning, what are you up to?

Nicky: I'm fine, my night was good. I'm going to make milk with cereals.

When Nicky made milk with cereals to eat, Enzo gave him a call, pressing the green call button.

Nicky: Enzo is calling, I have to answer him *presses the call*. Hey, Enzo. How are you.

Enzo: I'm good. My night was very beautiful!

Nicky: Really? Mine too! I dreamt about me and you going on a vacation and playing volley! *laughs*

Enzo: Yeah, it was great, like Cyber Tom! *laughs* Anyways, I'm busy, I'll call you soon. Bye, Nicky!

Nicky: Bye, Enzo! See you soon! *ends call* That was fantastic! I ate milk and cereals by the way. I know Jurassic Hank was changed into Stone Age Hank and was added in Talking Tom Gold Run *giggles*.

6 hours later...

Nicky changed his pajamas into summer clothes and went out. There he saw Enzo wearing his summer clothes (Enzo's summer clothes from Secret Neighbor mentioned, but without snorkel and with glasses on) and waved at him.

Nicky: Hi, Enzo! What are you up to?

Enzo: Hi, Nicky! I'm fine! *gives him a handshake*

Nicky: Same. What about your sister or your friends?

Enzo: My sister, my friends? They're a company with a lot of floaties!

Nicky: Wow! This looks awesome!

Ivan: Weee~ Trinity is swinging my floatie and it's like I'm surfing! *laughs*

Trinity: Of course! I also tried to sit on a floatie and it was amazing!

Delroy: Yeah. It was cool.

Enzo: Weeee!! I'm surfing into the ocean!

Nicky: *laughs* That's nice!

Delroy: Hey, weirdo.

Nicky: Ugh, hey. Please, don't fight on me, I don't want to be rivals or enemies with you, understand?

Delroy: Fine. Understand, look how cool is there, they're surfing, playing with the floaties, but I'm just relaxing.

Maritza: Ha! Surfing's cool, however, fighting's not! *surfs on the ocean*

Ivan: Let's go!!! We put some music! I want to surf too. *surfs on the ocean* Surfing is incredibly fun!!!

Trinity: Going on the beach is cool, I will sunbathe and go in the sea again. That's a lot of fun!

Nicky: Enzo, this is fantastic. I loved it!!!

Enzo: Me too! *to kids* What will finally happen with floaties and boards? Nah, I'm just kidding. Let's get ready!

The kids got ready to go home with tram. Inside of the tram, it has an cool atmosphere, and they ate an ice cream.

Nicky: The ice cream tastes like a candy apple! It's delicious!

Trinity: Yummy! As I lick the ice cream it's tasty.

Enzo-Ivan: Delicious!

Maritza: Mmmm, good!

Delroy: Delroy is for Delicious ice cream!

The kids went to their home. Maritza and her brother went also to their home to bathe, Maritza went first to bathroom (to take a shower and change her clothes), and second, Enzo went also to bathroom to take a shower and changed his clothes. They went to their bed to relax.

Enzo: What a fun day it was! I thought it wasn't a bad day anymore!

Maritza: Me too, it was great! Ha, it's already night, it's time to sleep, goodnight, Enzo.

Enzo: Goodnight, Mari. *takes off his glasses*.

Part 4 is coming soon :D

[sugaredparchment]

I keep telling myself I'll introduce my ocs and then i remember how wild some of them are like wait until I start talking about Flare, a clown/court jester character who accidentally traded his heart on the black market and has just been. moseying his way about life unfazed. he can hold a conversation with you but he will not change his tone or expression and will leave you with more questions than you had. his joking is so deadpan he hasn't actually earned a laugh in years (this is both an exaggeration and a lie)

[bloogers-boogers]

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He was there when some of the girls began speaking their first words, he was there when some took their first step, no use of wings! It was a marvelous experience. Adam let him experience such a beautiful thing as if it were nothing? Maybe it was because he had thousands of them that the joy wasn’t as intense as it was for him to witness firsthand.

Adam typically would bring the same ten angels to their meetings, so he knew their names but was not allowed to see their faces unfortunately.

Holly, Yushiel, Jolice, Ivanna, Amira, Bianca, Lute, Amalia, Violet and Arabella.

But, in one of his slip ups the first man unintentionally lifted the mask off one of them (out of habit he supposed) to wipe clean the messy snot that dripped down out of her nose like water fountains. He was grumpy that morning, grumbling and drinking a sip of coffee that he had on the side, while outta the blue he lifted the mask of one of his girls to wipe her nose.

“Violet, stop moving mama I’m trying to get rid of all of that yucky stuff off you,” he stated firmly trying to get rid of any left trails of snot.

Lucifer was stunned to the sight of the little angel without the mask. The angelic essence was now noticeable without that layer of fabric covering her face, it made her actually look like an angel. A fragile little creature who barely knew anything of the world they lived on.

Adam looked at him suspicious, “what?” Then, realization struck his eyes as he covered her face poorly with the mask backwards, “fuck! You weren’t supposed to see that.”

Lucifer quickly shook his hand left to right with a nervous laugh, “no worries I didn’t see anything. Actually, I think I may have went temporarily blind for a few seconds.”

Adam arched a brow before chuckling lightly, “okay, thanks. For “not” seeing my girl’s identity,” he added almost too softly, before turning the mask and adjusting it right this time of the little giggling angel.

“Do you know why they need to be covered while being small? It’s not like once grown they’ll be recognized.”

“It really depends. Down here in hell it’s a must for safety reasons but also up there to prevent any leading judgment from some of the other citizens, they may be serving heaven but not all share the same sentiment with the exterminations. This is just to make it easier for them to walk around heaven without having to put up with their shit while off duty or some shit like that, but if they want to take off their mask they can. Right now though? they’re not allowed, Raphael claims is to prevent the little ones from feeling outcasted by their peers and I completely agree with that asshole,” Adam swirled his chair around while the babies ’weee’ around with him. 

Lucifer can tell from Adam’s eyes that he was trying to shrug it off like it was something usual and unimportant, but he could see Adam’s worries even under the mask.

So he tried letting that go and change the subject. In this whole period Lucifer grew to fall endeared by the exorcists army, he also managed to see other sides of Adam he would’ve never picture seeing. At least now for sure he can confirm that Adam did take his parenting seriously.

However when time went on Lilith started pointing it out, of course Lilith would know about Adam’s unprofessional ways from bringing angel children to a meeting even is that said meeting was just the devil and the first man. Lucifer personally did not care, it made things fun and less boring. Still, she claimed that not only did it look wrong from Adam’s part but it was awful of Lucifer’s to let it slide. Both awful representatives of Hell and Heaven. 

Though she let the subject go seeing nothing too unordinary when it came to her ex husband’s antics ‘that’s such an Adam thing to do, bringing his spawns down to the same place they’ll haunt down countless of souls in’ but with all the constant yapping of her husband about whatever he did inside the meeting it started ticking her off. Like for example he’d mentioned one of the girls had upgraded to scribbling the walls (for Adam’s displeasure; having to clean that shit up later because of Sera) he told her how this girl in particular made him a small little drawing for him! The king of hell! “She made me a drawing, Lily! Me! The king of hell! Look!” He exclaimed it as if were the biggest accomplishment of his entire existence, showing off the poorly drawn figure of Lucifer, “you should’ve seen Adam’s face he was pissing of jealousy haha!” This hurt Lilith in many ways that shouldn’t have and snapped at the devil for being so inconsiderate of her feelings, starling the man in shock and then hurt.

“If you like them so much why don’t you go fuck Adam instead! Clearly I cannot give you that you’re looking for!”

That was enough to shut Lucifer up, Lilith realized how loud she sounded and apologized for snapping at him but told him she did not wanted to hear him talk about his time with the children of Adam. Aside from the obvious which was about the exterminations, anything else aside from the whole purpose of the meeting was not of her interest.

But the king could tell there was slight envy in the complaints and wording of his wife, she’d also tell him it felt like mockery from God himself for not being able to have her own children while the first man was raising dozens in front of them. Adam was oblivious to these struggles how can Lucifer find his way to blame him? He told Lilith that the first man was just unable to leave the kids alone because no one in heaven liked handling them and were also his responsibility.

He found himself defending the first man then siding entirely with Lilith. Which surprised him. Cause why? Well, Lilith couldn’t always blame Adam for everything wrong that goes wrong with her. Same did the first man to blame Lilith for many other things, but he would not dive in further on that matter.

The issue at hand right now is that Lilith was not liking one bit that he was growing too attached to the exorcists babies.

Eventually anger became bottling inside the devil as well, so far he’s done as told, he kept himself from sharing his new found joy with the one person he thought he could shared everything with. He wanted to spread that same joy to Lilith but she wanted nothing to do with it and it hurt him, he was also having a hard time not being able to have his own with Lilith, he struggled too. He felt like a complete failure, incompetent of fulfilling his wife’s wishes yet he acted strong to help Lilith stand up. But, she has not yet consider what he felt? 

However with all those conflicting feelings inside he battled up the inner demons from lashing out, understanding where it all came from. He just can’t find it in him to complain because that was his love and she was hurting more than anyone. He had no right to complain.

No right…

“Lucifer?” 

Lucifer blinked startled, it had been months since that day Lilith lashed out on him. And he kept his promise from not telling her a words about the exorcists children.

However…

“Yes darling?” He asked as he cut through his steak. They were inside the dining room enjoying their lovely evening together eating in silence.

“So..” she struggled to address him something which was unfamiliar of her part. This made him immediately stop what he was doing to put his full attention on her.

“Has Adam kept bringing his spawns to your meetings?”

Lucifer arched a brow before cleaning his mouth with a napkin, “I thought you did not want to know about Adam’s kids?“ the way he phrased it was a lot harsher then he would’ve wanted to sound like.

Lilith scoffed taken at back from his dismissive attitude, she began cutting her food in small pieces, “I was just curious thats all. I suppose I forgot I told you not to tell me, I was wondering why you no longer mention about them so I figured Adam must’ve stopped bringing them..”

“You forgot?” That ticked Lucifer off. He bend the fork he was holding unaware of his anger settling in, “you made sure I didn’t speak of them anymore when I just wanted to give you a piece of what I’ve been feeling around them. I wanted to spread that same joy to you, and I respected your wishes to keep quiet about it cause I know you’re hurting. But ‘forgetting’ about it and then ask me why I haven’t spoken to you about them as if I no longer share things with you just confuses me more than give me comfort Lilith.”

Her fierce eyes softened in what seems to be guilt.

“I didn’t mean to upset you, Lucifer.”

The king sighed pushing his plate away and standing up, “I know that! But I’m also hurting, Lilith. I always prioritizing what you feel! I do everything to keep you away from all this grief, for you to not weaken yourself, I’m the shoulder you could lean and cry on! I’ll go against all the laws of the universe just to make you happy! and I’ll do it again over and over to keep you happy! But—! 

But they’re times I feel it’s not as reciprocal as we think it is. I’m just as a mess as you are! I cry my ass to sleep because I feel incapable of fulfilling you, I feel like I’m a failure to you. But when have you noticed my own pain? My grief? My lost? Where is my support when I need it, when I’m at my weakest.

Ever since fucking Eden it always been you I tried to protect, shield, give my whole entire being for. And yet, I feel…”

“I never asked for you to do any of those things for me, Lucifer.”

“But I did because I love you! My actions are based on what my heart tells me to do. And it always comes to the same conclusion that I want you to be happy.

These kids… they’ve lifted me up from the dark chambers that have been fogging my heart with each attempt we do; I break, lose hope, no longer do I dream of the possibility of having our family as we wish. But when I spend time with them, I become positive, hopeful again that one day it’ll be our child in my arms, that giggle and cry, watching with the most big curious eyes in hopes to be protected and filled with love. It keeps me strong and make me not want to give up yet even if it takes long to happen. It will happen, one day it would.

And I wanted to share my experience with the angels to you in hopes for it to do the same for you, maybe it could be enough to keep us from pushing things too quickly.”

“Lucifer, I know your heart is in the right place.. but hear yourself! Those same children you speak of are the same angels that would come for hell and kill our people! How can you expect me to not feel uncomfortable with the idea of you growing attached and spending time with the exorcists!

You’re spending time with the future murderers of hell!”

“Just listen to me…. They’re still babies. They don’t know what hatred even is.. they’re innocent from heaven’s corruption. They’re not at fault of their ways!”

“They’ll grow and will be taught differently from us! They will grow to resent and hate us. You’re the king of hell, you mustn’t weaken yourself!

When the exterminations begin what do you think will happen? Those same “innocent” little girls would turn to bloody cold monsters. Thats literally what they’re made for!

These dreams of wanting to have a bond with creations like them is like the one you dreamt on having with Eve and Adam. One being submissive to her husband the other unable to accept heaven was incapable of being wrong. And look where that took us! If you would’ve listened, And just brought Eve with us we could’ve escaped from the garden! Make earth our kingdom. Not be punished and fallen.”

“That’s not certain! The archangels would’ve found us-“

“But nooo!,” Lilith cut him off, her tone rising just a little. Resentment surfacing up, “You had to try and convince Adam to join us, knowing that fucker is as dense, hot headed and stubborn—“

“Like you?!” Lucifer spat in the heat of the moment, his horns out, red fury eyes glaring at her. Blaming him was not gonna take this conversation anywhere but to worsen shit up. Lilith’s eyes widened left speechless, her cheeks warming up in embarrassment, “equal even from the same dirt you two were made of,” he snarled with so much venom, the reminder hitting Lilith in places that broke down her pride.

She was in fact Adam’s equal.

Lucifer sighed, not wanting to go on deeper with that Eden topic. He continued with the real matter at hands, “but for now they’re still young… it helps for this experience to hurt less. All of this.. it hurts me…and it may not be the same for you but I’m exhausted. I can’t dwell with the idea of having to bury another of our children. At least not now! I want a break, I need a break, Lilith!

I don’t care what you think about the exorcists, I’m still gonna play with them and tell them stories while their dad is losing his shit on the phone. It helps with my fucking sanity. I’m not gonna judge them just based off the purpose they were made for. It can change.. it did to me? The other fallen angels, you.. Eve… maybe, kinda?.. 

And even if it doesn’t I’ll be prepared.”

Lilith kept silent and he took this as a signal for him to leave.

“I’ll be at my workshop.”

It wasn’t long before he heard a knock at the door. His head was sunk into his arms while his head rested defeated on his work desk. It was the first time in like forever he has ever spoke to Lilith in such way.

He didn’t give a answer right away but he heard the door creak open and he didn’t bother from looking up, too upset to even protest or look at her eyes. He knew it was Lilith.

Her warm embrace wrapped around his shoulders as he began sobbing uncontrollably. Finally breaking down in front of his wife since his fall. Ugly cries from the countless of years of holding in these dark feelings for himself.

She rested her cheek on his head, gently rubbing his arm and humming a soft tune to ease him down. 

After calming down they talked for like it had seemed to be an eternity. Everything that bother them was out in the open in that same room.

He never felt so strongly connected to his wife as from that night on forward.

They agreed on with terms that left them pleased on both ends.

Lucifer still could speak about the exorcists children and Lilith would try her hardest to listen and even give it a shot at least once on meeting the little spawn of heaven (even if that meant having to deal with Adam for an hour or two).

While for Lilith’s end, they would still try at least every three months which was enough for Lucifer to swallow the courage and strength to continue their journey of conceiving. She also wanted to give herself time to do research for conception and possible solutions. Lucifer suggested alternatives but she denied, wanting to experience the pregnancy like Eve had.

She was always very eager (so technically waiting for three months was literally a hell for her unlike for Lucifer) and determined with the things she wanted, even go to higher extents to archive them. So Lucifer would just have to deal with that as it was one of the qualities that he fell in love with about her and also, because he loved her too much to deny anything. This was her end of the deal after all. So he must please her will like she will to his.

~~~~

Both first humans stared at each other with displeasure. Adam winced his eyes seeing Lilith enter the room and sat in one of the vacant seats next to Lucifer, clearly uncomfortable herself.

They did not break their gazes as a silent war for asserting dominance.

“Lilith,” Adam was the first to break the silence between them, dry and emphasizing his displeasure in his tone.

“Adam,” Lilith snapped back with the same tone.

Lucifer only pouted awkwardly in his seat as he turned his focus on all of the children of Adam jumping on him with bright smiles and big warm hugs to greet him. These same hugs warming the devil’s heart in ways he expects his first born to do.

The only exception to not greet him was one particular angel that stood on Adam’s lap focusing on the paperwork of her leader.

Adam’s phone began ringing and buzzing in one of the pockets of his robe making him grunt and having to break the glaring contest with Lilith. Which only made Lilith smirk triumphantly.   

“Hello? Da fuck do you want now,” the first man already drifting his attention away from the two rulers, not giving a flying fuck of seeming rude and unprofessional to them.

Lilith began scanning the room uncomfortable, glancing at her husband very so often while he entertained the children with puppets. She half smiled when a few of the exorcists started hanging on to her, some grabbing her horn. Her eye twitched slightly not comfortable with all of touchiness, she’s had carried hellborn children before. And it’s always been great and gave her serotonin with how cute they were. But heavens? This was new and it left her sour knowing these kids would become the killers of her people, also resentment. The opposite feeling than what she felt holding one of her people. She still couldn’t comprehend how can Lucifer warm up to them so quickly knowingly of what they would do.

She looked to the side and watched that one small exorcist that remained indifferent and distant from them. She was still on Adam’s lap now shuffling the paperwork, looking through them as if she already knew what was up. Ready for work and to serve. 

Ready to kill.

Now that one seemed far more interesting for her than all of these other ones that were more affectionate and open to the rulers of hell.

Lilith can already tell that one is gonna be one of the top ones to lead the exorcists.

If she were honest, she’d prefer if they were all alike to that one, it be easier to not feel bad shooing the children away from her. And it’ll probably makes things easier for Lucifer to not grow further attached to them. But unfortunately, it seems Lucifer was already to far in. Pampering them with compliments and making silly faces to make them laugh, as much as she loved seeing her husband happy she couldn’t help but feel sick to the image.

She decided to focused on Adam’s seemingly ‘important’ conversation instead of the affectionate display. 

“Okay, but I will STILL be back in an hour. My schedule literally says 10 to 11:30 extermination meeting in hell with Lucifer Morningstar,” Adam rubbed his temple clearly frustrated, “how many fucking times do I have to tell you guys?! Oh? Do you want to come down here instead and deal with this shit yourself? I thought so you twink slim bitch.”

Now this was entertaining enough for the queen.

“It’s not that complicated to fucking wait! Inpatient motherfuckers, how can you guys expect me to be everywhere and do everything at the same time? Why do you guys even need me in those meetings?! Yeah, yeah I’m ‘father of humanity’, yeah, yeah I’m fucking proud having had toss and wash dirty cloths full of smeared shit from my children pooping their asses for years was the most honoring thing of my entire existence,” Adam turned his chair away from the piercing gaze of his ex wife, also making the small little exorcist girl loose her hold of the papers, “I’m only there to listen to you guys rant about some dumb shit and not even expect actual feedback from the rest. Representing ‘my’ people isn’t enough for me to deal with the headache of hearing Sera’s scolding my ass for missing work.”

Lilith glanced at Lucifer, whispering, “does he always do that?”

Lucifer shrugged, already use to it still focusing on his little puppet show, “yeah. It takes like twenty minutes for the meeting to actually start.”

After a few minutes Adam finally ended his call, by this point Lilith was holding up a deer puppet. 

The first man let out an annoyed groan, his wings puffing while they extended a little bit.

“Sir, were they bothering you again?” The little angel on his lap spoke. 

Adam sighed tiredly, from where the king and queen seated they couldn’t see that Adam was gently caressing her hair but they assumed that what was going on cause there wasn’t much of a response from him aside from, “you know the drill, danger bitch.”

With a quick swirl Adam returned his focus back on them, the man intertwined his fingers together in a much ‘serious’ fashion, his head plumped tiredly on her head while the exorcist kept frowning in a glare with crossed arms at them, a pout to show how tough she was, “okay traitor fucks, let’s get this over with.”

So far the meeting went alright, Lilith was not surprised to see that Lucifer wasn’t really paying attention to the whole meeting, leaving it all to her to handle. 

Adam was being a dick most of the time, but Lilith had already assumed that would be something she was gonna deal with regardless, if it involved Adam.

The bitter, petty comments were easy to shrug off but the thing she couldn’t ignore was how Adam dealt with the exorcists. As far as he was tired, busy and focused on the meeting he was also being a ‘parent’ making sure they were attended or not causing much of a distraction. Scolding a few, ruffling their hair or complaining about not painting on the walls to those he knew well enough would do just that.

Lilith was envying the first man for being so neutral about it, pretty much shoving it to her face about how experienced he was of being a parent that it already came out as second nature to him. While here she was unable to have that skill.

She hold it together as much as she could, but it was starting to hurt when the exorcists began placing stickers on Adam’s fake horns and giving him small smooches on it while he remained focused on the task at hand.

It was incredible how used to it he was. She chose to glance at Lucifer to not feel the tightening sensation growing in her chest but she was welcomed with almost the same image. Being her husband getting covered with unicorn stickers on his face, he was beaming so proudly too.

While here Lilith sat with no stickers or a kiss, not that she wanted any from Adam’s spawn… She decided to recheck the documents Adam had passed them. Trying to make sure heaven wasn’t being sneaky about shit and hiding invisible agreements.

She almost blinked out a tear when she felt something sticky on her cheek. She glanced to her side and was greeted with two white ‘eyes’ and a stitched bird beak smile. The little exorcist went her way to place stickers all over her. To her arms, hair, face, even her ears. And in less then seconds she was already being ‘attacked’ by six other.

Okay. She can see the appeal of what Lucifer was telling her about.

~~~~

Months passed from this and Lilith refused on showing up to any other meetings but she still was willing to hear Lucifer out about the exorcists and their growing development.

However, with more time passing, Lucifer began aching for more. So—

“No,” Adam spat dryly. 

“C’mon buddy~” Lucifer singed in an almost pleading attempt, “look, just for like a day I swear Violet will be safe and at my watch.”

“Literally why it’s crazy of you to even assume I’d let you: the devil. Take my girl to yours and Lilith’s torture cave.”

Lucifer rolled his eyes, “we do not live in a cave-“ 

“But it’s torturous.”

“-And it’s only for a day which for you is like still today, you barely would even notice she’s gone. Not even the other angels or Sera would notice one missing because you have a whole batch of them and they’re all masked up.”

Adam glared, squinting his eyes as he leaned downward to his face looking straight into his eyes, “look, one thing is letting you play with them at the meeting another is to let you TAKE one of them with you. They’re not pets, Lucifer. I know you have zero idea what it’s like to having an actual child at you care but trust me they aren’t like the animals you see or the already grown up born angels that poof into existence.

Believe it or not but I do take seriously my responsibility on them. I noticed each and every one of these little fucks if they’re not around or feeling ill about something.”

“Adam, This is why I’m asking you to lend her to me! It will help me and Lilith prepare ourselves for parenting. We don’t know shit about babies. If you didn’t know we are trying to have our own~”

The first man rolled his eyes indifferent to the news, “I don’t give a fuck that you’re having sex. You’re not taking my girl and that’s final.”

Lucifer face frowned disappointed. 

He jumped at the first man making him stumble backwards as Lucifer wrapped his legs and arms around his stomach, pathetically, “PLEASEEEEE ITS JUST FOR A DAY,” the devil cried out making Adam cringe himself claiming internally death as his only solution on getting out of this, “I promise Violet will be treated like a princess.”

Adam rolled his eyes, trying his darn hardest to get the roach off him.

“As being the princess of hell is something she’d want,” he sarcastically added.

The king looked to his side seeing little Violet playing with some blocks on the other side of the room, completely oblivious of their conversation.

Lucifer would not deny that he’s grown more fond to her being the only one he’s seen maskless, it made a real difference being able to see more of the living being underneath the uniform. So far it’s clear these were just soldier children. Nothing more but with one purpose and no other thing to link them as. The blank eyes were unsettling from times, almost soulless looking, you were almost oblivious of what they could be. But without the mask, you can see the spark of light in their eyes. Full of dreams and wonder. The actual fucking child and not the killing machine. 

That they were much more for them to give than just serve as heaven’s trash dump. Poor babies having to do all the dirty work cause those old fucks were cowards to do it themselves.

Dooming them to sin and possibly fall. 

Corrupting their souls with darkness and hatred.

Unfortunate really.

“Can you get off of me!” Adam tossed Lucifer to the ground, unwrinkling his robe while he was straightening himself up, “Lucifer, I don’t want them…” he sighed, grabbing a chair and slumping himself down on it.

“Lucifer. They’re supposed to hate you. I don’t want them to get attached and get all soft. Cause that’ll make them vulnerable to you, to the sinners, to hell, fuck.. heaven—“ he frowned looking at his feet, taking a deep breath, “they can’t. I will fail them, if one of them die because they go all sparkles and feeling guilty about what they do because ‘ohh but they’re not as bad’ it’s a mistake on my part. It will be my downfall if I lose one of them. I’m supposed to be raising cold fierce warriors not…,” Adam glanced at the exorcists who were taking turns on using Lucifer’s hat. The devil also followed the man’s gaze, saddened.

“Not children.”

Lucifer winced pitiful, now looking back at Adam. He sees the stress and worries in how tense his body look, not even his mask could cover up his down look expression.

He grabbed the first man’s hands startling him, “Adam, I promise you that none of the exorcists would die while the exterminations begin. It’s literally basically impossible for sinners to actually hurt them.”

It was kinda fucked up of his part that he was so indifferent towards sinners, preferring to care more for the exorcists than his own people. But Lucifer did not care, if he did he wouldn’t have agreed on the extermination; they were all awful and disgusting, while these literal babies were innocent, literal angelscompared to them.

“And under my watch, even if it were possible I would not let that happen.”

Adam frowned uncertain of his claims but pushed his hands aways.

“Fine. You can take her but I SWEAR-“ Lucifer’s eyes lit up excitement building up, “if she comes back traumatized I will make sure you’ll regret it. And it’s just for tomorrow!”

In so long has Lucifer ever felt this excited over something since his fall, he began jumping energetic around the first man with millions of ‘thankyouthankyouthankyou!’ While Adam was already regretting his decision. 

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[hareheart24]

Hii so this is gonna be an usual piece from me but it is very much deserved. I'm so sorry for the nasty quality~ Enjoy! ---- Happy Birthday, @kyri45! I know it may not be much from a random person on the Internet but I wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart for creating the masterpiece that is Shadowpeach Bio Dads AU. It keeps me going, makes me happy, makes me sad. I dragged my friend into the show and later on into your AU and now instead of saying "Hello" we greet each other with "HaVe YoU SeEn ThE nEw PaGe?!?". And then we scream. In the middle of our uni. I got many more friends into the show and I'm sharing your comic around because you deserve way more recognition. I was over the moon with joy when I discovered our b-days are a few days apart (mine's on 25th)! Weee!! And the queerness, the GAY (the trans!!!, thank you from the bottom of my FtM heart!), the writing, the expressions in the comic-! Literally everything in the AU is peak. And the way you add colored panels to highlight a scene? Don't even get me started. And don't worry about being a 'bad' animator - you are great! The gifs you made for the last update were SO good! Sorry for the yap, I just appreciate you very much and I want to wish you a very happy birthday <3

[samaraxmorgan]

HELLO IT'S ME, YAPPER

BEFORE I YAP HOW YOU FEELIN'? AND HOW IS LIQUIDKUNA(I'm so sorry)

OK OK! SO I'VE BEEN DRAWING FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS STRAIGTH DOING STUDIES AND STUFF AND I STARTED DRAWING ROOMIE SUKUNA JUST STUCK UNDER A PILE OF PLUSHIES SO I WAS THINKING WHAT IF ROOMIE SUKUNA GETS HOME FROM WORK ONE DAY LIKE SUPER SUPER TIRED AND WE'RE NOT HOME YET AND HE SOMEHOW STUMBLES INTO OUR ROOM AND FLOPS DOWN ONTO OUR BED AND BURIED HIMSELF IN OUR PLUSHIES BECAUSE THEY SMELL LIKE US AND HE LIKES US, SO WHEN WE GET HOME WE GO TO OUR ROOM TO SEE A PASSED OUT SUKUNA BURIED UNDER OUT PLUSHIES AND WE TAKE A QUICK PICTURE AND THEN WE WEEE, WE GO INTO HIS ROOM AND WE MAKE SURE IT'S NEAT SO THEN WE DO OUR BEST TO GET SUKUNA BACK INTO HIS ROOM AND INTO HIS BED BUT HE ONCE WE GET TO HIS BED HE FALLS ONTO US AND WE END UP STUCK UNDER HIM IN HIS BED AND SUKUNA ARMS SUBCONCOUSILY WRAP AROUND US SO NOW WE'RE STUCK STUCK CAUSE SUKUNA IS A PRETTY STRONG DUDE AND WHEN SUKUNA WAKES UP FINALLY WE ARE FULL ON PASSED OUT SNUGGLED INTO HIM, (cause you know how lovers even in sleep with try to get closer to one another >:}) SO SUKUNA BLUSHES AND SIGHS BEFORE PICKING US UP AND TAKING US TO OUR ROOM AND WHEN HE TRIES TO PUT US ON OUR BED WE DON'T LET GO THAT EASIER, AND WE STIR FROM OUR SLEEP BUT DON'T WAKE UP AND AND IF SUKUNA FEELS A BIT 𝓑𝓞𝓛𝓓 HE WILL BRUSH OUR HAIR OUT OF OUT EYES AND GIVE US A LITTLE PECK ON OUR FOREHEAD OR OUR CHEEK AKFI;RHFEKJHSGIEHNK;HSIUH (I am currently running on strawberry boba and a dream)

HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT YOUR AWESOME REMEMBER THAT :DDDD

HELLO BABE!!! Me and Liquidkuna are thriving I have him in my water bottle (it’s clear so he can see thru, no cruelty here) !! ASAKAKAK

So first of all you’re gonna LOVE this fanart <3

Omg yes he like got NO sleep and then was slammed at work and is so out of it he just passes out in our room cause it’s closer ASKAKAAK!!! We come home like “boy u can’t be fr” and of COURSE we need the blackmail photo GOOD THINKING!!! I imagine him being like insanely tall so I like the idea that we’re grabbing him by the ankles and trying to pull him out of our bed SKSKSK we’re like HEAVING and he’s just “snnzzz mimimi” passed the FUCK out until he hits the floor

He’s SO out of it he’s half asleep just like “hUH” and we bring him to his own bed and he collapses onto us we’re like “oh god do I need to call the fire department” SKSKS HE’S SO HUGE THERES NO MOVING HIM!!! On one hand we’re worried we’re gonna suffocate but on the OTHER hand…. This shit kinda comfy fr… maybe we could… take a lil nap asakmsks

He wakes up like hours later and our face is buried in his chest and our arm is slung over his waist and he’s like…… “how did..? Nvm I’m not gonna question it” just lies there awake trying to stay as still as possible so that it doesn’t have to end 🥺 but he knowssss he should put us in our own bed even if he REALLY doesn’t want to (booooo) so he picks us up all carefully and carries us to our room princess style <3

Ugh and we are GRIPPING onto his shirt we don’t wanna let him gooooo!!!! He’s trying to lay us onto our bed and our arms are slung around the back of his neck, our faces are so CLOSE and he can feel our breath on his skin!!! He sits there and contemplates it for a second before quickly pecking a kiss onto our forehead and then BOLTING away ASAKKA!! We wake up a little later and assume the kiss was a dream 🥺 oh if only we knew

UGGGHHH HIM BEING SO CUTE AND HOPELESS I LOVE HIMMMMM!!!! I hope you enjoyed your strawberry boba that sounds SO GOOD ugh I’m jellyyyyy

I hope u have a wonderful dayy!!!!! Keep our liquid bf in your thoughts SKSKSKKA

[tetzoro]

aimsy!!!!!!! happy thanksgiving!!!! i truly love ur love for zoro and kuroo so much like it makes me giggle every single time u post about either one of them i lose my mind a bit cause #SAME. im so glad to have met you !!!! and im so glad that we get to saWB over zoro's massive man tiddies together on this here tumblr dawt cawm u__u what a beautiful place this world is that we can do that togeTHER TRULY hehehehe

i hope you've had a beautiful wonderful lovely day and im sending u a thousand million kisses!!!!!!! muah!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING LOVELY RAIN !!!!! i saw this last night and wanted to respond right away but then we started playing games at my house and it all got away from me so i am very sorry this is belated T^T !!

i am so giddy that you love seeing me post about zoro & kuroo teehee i will never not yap about them i fear !! you get me. IVE BEEN LIVING FOR YOUR VI POSTS THOUGH !!! watching you fall in love on dash has been such a treat LOL god i ship you two so much. SO HERE FOR THIS !!!

BUT WAAAH IM SO HAPPY WE MET TOO !! i’m glad we’re in the same lil pocket in the internet & we crossed paths !! zoro’s tits … 110 cm of pure joy. i wonder if they’ll grow bigger ?! dreamy sigh .

WEEE !!!! i had a nice day yesterday and i hope you did too !!!! i am still full of all the yummy food but a plate of leftovers is calling my name ….

[bylerpolls]

NO POLL! I really appreciate your hard work💖 Ollie or not, you are a cool guy and you do such a big job for byler community

No doubt running this acc might be kinda stressful and I wanted to share an idea how to make it easier. Maybe add "submissions are closed" option or something like that for some days to prevent your ask box or whatever from constant flooding and give you some time to catch a breath. Sorry if I sound rude or bossy, I just really appreciate you and want you to be comfortable 💗

(also I hope my beach party byler poll doing great I'm kinda worried)

LYYYY ❤️

WEEE thank you💕💕

lately it hasn’t been as stressful because i’ll just log in on some days & i have about 5 polls posted per day sorry im yapping anyway i am good! i remember seeing your ask im 99% its in the queue >:) THANK YOU💕💕

[cowsaresushi-coral]

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