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i started this at the beginning of the year and puti it off for soooo long but this is a good stopping point
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#bumbleby#bmblb#yang xiao long#blake belladona#rwby fan art#pirate au#escorting lost princess blake back to menagerie#yang just wants to impress a pretty girl#it s kinda working?
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Give Me Your TMI~ Chapter 5
˚⊹ᰔ Pairing; Yang Jeongin x Fem!reader, Stray kids x Fem!reader
₊˚⊹ᰔ ₊˚⊹ᰔ Summary; In a world where Humans and Hybrids should be living as equals, Hybrids are still viewed as being closer to their animalistic side than their humanistic. Deep in the woods lives a band of misfit hybrids who reject these societal views and keep to themselves, choosing to live away from humans. What happens when the youngest of this rogue group meets a lost Human girl, befriending her after an incident where he must rely on her for help?
₊˚⊹ᰔ ₊˚⊹ᰔ ₊˚⊹ᰔ Warnings; hybrid!au, female!reader, angst, mild violence, mentions of sexual harassment/assault and discrimination, she/her pronouns used for reader, this is very loosely based off the overall themes/tones of the manga and anime fruits basket~
In the coming days you would find flowers for you laying on your side of the bed waiting for you every afternoon.
Sometimes there were the same as the first, others they would be different, but the amount of flowers seemed to grow day by day until that morning you were woken up to the sight of a little bouquet tied with twine set on the bedside table. Jeongin was still sound asleep as you usually woke before him to help Minho with breakfast. Confusion laced itself through your half awake state and you reached over to shake the fox awake gently. “Innie- Jeongin wake up.” The hybrid startled, bolting up as if he were expecting there to be an emergency, looking over you frantically. “Wha- is everything okay, pretty?” He saw that you were in fact okay and calmed down, though confusion replaced his panic quickly. “Sorry- I didn’t mean to scare you I just…wanted to thank you for the flowers but really you didn’t have to go out so early to get them just so I’d wake up to see them.”
Now the hybrid was even more confused. He had noticed the vase on the dresser seemed to acquire new flowers each day but he had always assumed it had been you trying to brighten up the room and not that you were under the impression he had been the one bringing them to you. “Flowers? I didn’t get you flowers- I’ve been here since we went to bed last night…”
You frowned, even more confused than the hybrid. “But if you aren’t leaving them then who is…” the fox felt his jaw clench, an ugly little thing called jealousy once again possessing him as he cursed himself for not thinking of bringing you flowers first. Now if he were do so it would only be a mere imitation of the original and wouldn’t be as special, and he wanted to be special. “I’m sorry I woke you, innie…try and get some more rest before breakfast, okay?” He nodded, a pout still on his lips until you leaned down to place a gentle kiss to his temple and he melted instantly. Fighting the urge to pull you back against him and not allow you to leave he let himself fall back into a slumbering state as you got up and padded your way to the kitchen to meet the cat hybrid, bouquet carefully placed inside the vase with the rest of the flowers you had received over the course of the week.
The rest of the day the question lingered in your mind, even now as you stood side by side with Minho in the kitchen baking bread to go with the roast he had prepared for dinner.
The cat could tell something was weighing on you from the way your eyes seemed unfocused as you kneaded the dough in front of you. “What’s got you all lost in thought, pretty?” His words startled you, causing you to pause and look up at him. “How did you-“ Minho laughed, shaking his head. “If I didn’t snap you out of it you’d over knead that loaf and it would be a dense as a rock.” He teased, causing you to scoff playfully. “Yeah? Well maybe I like eating rocks.” You joked as you reached up to swipe a line of flour along his cheek. The cat smirked, shaking his head as he quickly landed a sharp slap upon your left asscheek. You gasped loudly before erupting into a fit of laughter.
Playing around like this had become commonplace for the two of you during prep for meal times. It made the whole process move a little slower but it always brightened your moods so much to the point that no one seemed to complain if dinner was late by a few minutes or if they had to sit around the kitchen island and watch the two of you goofing around while adding the finishing touches to their breakfasts. Food made with love and happiness tasted better anyways, they say.
The cat gave you a look, attempting to be stern but it didn’t fool you as he had been laughing along with you just seconds earlier. “Come on, out with it. What’s on your mind?” You sighed, calming down as you carefully broke the dough in front of you into three equal pieces and set two aside and you worked to roll the third into a long rope like shape. “I’ve been getting flowers every day for a week now…and I just assumed it was Innie leaving them for me. But this morning when I woke up there was a whole bouquet and so whoever it was would have had to get up either late last night or extremely early this morning to pick them for me…” Minho motioned for you to continue, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips but he wanted you to finish before saying his piece. “I woke Jeongin up to thank him for going through all the trouble but he swears it wasn’t him…he looked as confused as I was if not more- I just don’t know who else would be leaving them for me…”
The cat grinned, a mischievous glint in his eyes as he watched you take the now three rope like forms of dough and lay them side by side before braiding them together carefully. “I know who it is.” Your actions paused, curiosity piqued and you resumed your braiding before asking him. “Well- who is it?” “It’s Chan-hyung.”
Your head turned to look the older in the eyes so fast that your neck felt sore, the expression on your face full of shock and disbelief causing the cat hybrid to chuckle. “So shocking? He’s been watching you closely since you arrived here. He wasn’t sure how to get your attention, he’s still a bit hesitant to approach you.” You swallowed hard, still unable to fully believe Minho’s words. “But- Chan doesn’t like me…I’m sure he’s only letting me stay so that Jeongin doesn’t run away-“ your words caused the cat to double over with his laughter, shaking his head. “Oh our clueless, pretty little human- if you don’t believe me why don’t you ask him yourself?”
Your eyes widened as you watched him regain his composure and grab the bread pan for both of your loaves. “That’s beautiful, by the way. You’ll have to show me how to do that.”
You beamed at the praise, temporarily forgetting the conversation about your flowers having come from the wolf hybrid you were sure couldn’t care less as to whether you were dead or alive. As you watched the cat hybrid place the bread into the oven you heard a low growl coming from behind you. “What the fuck, Jeongin-“ Minho had turned around after shutting the oven door and his expression was one of concern and shock causing you to turn around and see your beloved fox hybrid glaring daggers at the older hybrid with his canines bared to him. “Mine.” He growled out, voice much deeper than you had ever heard from the youngest member of the house and your blood ran cold at the terrifying sight of him. “I-Innie?” Your voice was timid and he nodded towards Minho. “He put his hands on my pretty.” Your expression softened slightly and looked at Minho with confusion before remembering your interaction from earlier. There must have been a mark from the flower he had on his hands when he had slapped you playfully. “Oh Innie, we were just playing arou-“ before you could finish your sentence the younger had pounced on you, knocking you off your balance and you both came crashing to the floor with a loud thud.
Everything moved so quickly you barely had time to process what was happening you felt the sharp sting of the fox’s canines digging into the spot between your neck and shoulder. You let out a little yelp in pain, eyes screwed shut as your hands balled into fists gripping onto Jeongin’s sweater. “Yang Jeongin get off of her!” Minho shouted to the younger hybrid but when he took a step forward it only served to make him bite down a tad bit harder and you let out a little whimper. “Fuck-“ you heard someone from behind you but you didn’t recognize the voice. Suddenly Jeongin’s teeth loosened their grip and he was pulled back from you and held in Seungmin’s strong embrace as he thrashed violently. Minho was there in a second, pressing a dish towel against the wound on your neck. “Get yourself in check, kit. Pretty isn’t built like a hybrid and you have to be gentle with her.” The cat scolded as Seungmin pulled the fox hybrid back towards his room.
You felt dazed, letting Minho scoop you up and carry you over to the couch where he proceeded to patch you up. “I’m sorry about him, pretty…he- honestly I don’t know what’s gotten into him.” You shook your head, smiling weakly as he pulled back from applying a bandage over the bite mark. “I’m okay, it startled me more than anything I think…I should go talk to him-“ Slowly you stood and Minho’s hand shot out to wrap around your wrist, a look full of concern painting his beautiful face. “I’ll be okay, Min. He won’t hurt me.” The cat scoffed, motioning from the kitchen floor that was still stained with drops of your blood to your bandaged neck. You shook your head, gently removing his hand and making your way to your shared room with the youngest hybrid.
You gave a little knock before entering, seeing Jeongin curled up on the bed as Seungmin stood above him very clearly scolding him as Minho had earlier. Upon your entrance the beagle hybrid silenced himself and gave you a look full of mixed emotions you couldn’t exactly read before brushing past you with a soft. “Be careful.” Whispered your way and then you were left alone with the youngest.
“Innie…” immediately he cut you off, sitting up and allowing you to see the wet tear tracks that stained his red cheeks. “Oh god you’re okay- pretty I’m s-so sorry-“ seeing his distressed state you were quickly at his side, petting his hair as you attempted to soothe him. “Yes, I’m okay. But Jeongin-“ he pouted up at you, clearly expecting another tongue lashing. Instead you kept your words soft but your tone still held a sternness to it that let him know you were being serious. “You do not own me…no one does. I care for you dearly but you absolutely cannot act out like this every time I interact with someone else in a way you don’t like.” His pout deepened into a frown and he nodded so fast you feared he may injure his neck. “I won’t- I promise…I’m so sorry-“ You gave him a soft smile, pushing the hair that fell over his forehead back to give him a gentle kiss to the flushed skin there. “You are forgiven, but this will not happen again or I will go and room with someone else.” His eyes widened and a whimper escaped him before his arms wrapped around your waist as he clung to you desperately. “Not again, I’ll be good I promise.” His words caused you to frown and you shook your head as you continued to comb your fingers through his hair and give light scratches to his ears. “You’re always good, my Mr. fox…” he relaxed at your words, body going lax against you and after a while you heard soft snores coming from him. Poor thing, you thought to yourself, he got himself so worked up he exhausted himself. You carefully tucked him into bed and before leaving the room you glanced over at the vase full of flowers and sighed. You may regret this later, but you needed to hear it from the source yourself.
You found yourself standing in front of the door at the back of the cabin, hand poised in front of the wood but you were frozen stiff with hesitance. Your nerves were standing on end and you took several deep breaths before giving a few soft knocks to the door. Briefly you contemplated running away but before you could decide the door opened to reveal a very shocked looking wolf hybrid. “Oh- it’s you.” He said, voice void of emotion as ever and it caused you to wince slightly. “Um- hi, Chan…I just- well, Minho said that you’ve uhh…” you swallowed the lump in your throat, hoping it would allow your words to come out smoother. “Minho told me it’s been you leaving me flowers every day….is that true?”
Chan blinked a bit, heat rising to his cheeks and for the first time you noticed how on edge he himself seemed. Shit- Jeongin had told you he was extremely distrusting of humans. What if this whole time he wasn’t being cold but was really scared like how Seungmin was. You cursed yourself for assuming just because he was a wolf that he was to be feared instead of being the fearful one. “Yeah….uh- it was me..” he rubbed at the back of his neck nervously, eyes unable to meet yours and you couldn’t help but stare a bit in disbelief. “If it makes you uncomfortable I can stop-“
Chan couldn’t finish his words, the wind having been knocked out of him as your arms wrapped tightly around his waist and your face buried in his chest. “Thank you, really- no one has ever given me flowers before.” This was it, what he had been craving for weeks since you had joined their family. Your smaller frame pressed against his and your scent enveloping him. He knew you as a human couldn’t smell what they did, but the sweetness of your natural scent caused him to feel lightheaded as a hand slowly came to rest on the small of your back and hold you closer to him. “You deserve flowers.” Was all he said, blushing furiously as he stared down at you in disbelief. You giggled, pulling back to look up at him with a bright smile that nearly knocked him off his feet. Never did he think you would look at him so brightly, so unafraid.
Just then he noticed the bandage on your neck and his face fell. “What happened to your neck..?” Your eyes widened, as if you had already forgotten what had happened in the kitchen earlier. “Oh- it’s okay. Jeongin just-“ before you could finish the wolf let out a growl and tried to push past you to where the fox was sleeping in your shared room. “Wait Chan- it’s okay I already talked to him about it everything is fine he’s resting now-“ you wrapped both hands around his bicep and attempted to pull him back towards you and thankfully your pleading seemed to work as the normally so ridged composure he held around you melted away. Chan turned to face you, moving your hair aside to get a closer look at the bandage. “You sure you’re okay..?” His voice was so soft, laced with concern and you couldn’t help but smile as you nodded to him. “I’m positive. Please, let’s just drop it?” With a sigh, Chan nodded and instead pulled you back into his embrace. “I’m supposed to keep all of you safe…I’m sorry he hurt you-“
With a light giggle, the one that always seemed to brighten Jeongin’s day, you rested your cheek against his chest and let your eyes fall closed as you breathed in the earthy smell the hybrid held from his patrols. “Really, I’m okay. But thank you for worrying about me…and taking care of me even when I didn’t notice.” The wolf hybrid’s chest swelled with pride and he allowed himself to enjoy your embrace as he gently rubbed your back in slow circles. After a moment you pulled away, the wolf having to fight off a whine at the loss of contact. “I’m gonna go check on dinner…see if Minho needs my help-“
Nodding, Chan watched as you retreated to the kitchen with a soft smile on his blushing face, looking away bashfully only as you turned to give him one last smile before disappearing to help the second oldest finish cooking. Finally, some softness reserved only for himself.
author’s note; I know this is a much shorter chapter than I have been putting out but I wanted to get these plot points out of the way for a special Christmas chapter~~ I wanted to give it its own special chapter and not lump it together with these events so just a smaller update (hopefully you all don’t mind since ch4 was posted last night anyways and you only have to wait a couple of days for ch6) thank you for your continued love and support~ (side note but thank you @chancloud8 for the Minho butt slap scene hehehe)
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Why Yang is the best*
*in my admittedly biased opinion, she's my favourite character in RWBY.
Let's get the shallow reasons out of the way first:
She's very pretty, including her long golden blonde mane of hair and lilac eyes. Blonde bombshell is a fitting description.
And this blonde bombshell can make other things very literally explode with her sticky grenades from Volume 7 onwards.
She's a badass in combat even without her Semblance, but with it she packs even more of a punch, and that's quite an understatement.
There's also the way her Semblance makes her hair either glow like molten gold or transform into flames (Volume 6 onwards), and her eyes turn red, or later a fiery orange. Both striking.
But Yang is far more than these shallow things. She has depth.
Right from the start in her trailer, from the quote at the beginning to the things she does, it's clear that there's more to her than meets the eye. She's goes to a club, but not to party. She's there for information.
Yet I've read fics where she's written off as a dumb blonde party girl. Sure, the beauty of fanfic is writing what you want, but if Yang's that out of character is she really still Yang, and not an original character by the same name?
Yang isn't dumb. There's no mention of her being a bad student, and she's seen paying attention and poised to take notes in Volume 1.
She also doesn't fight like someone who just keeps punching until her opponent falls down and can't get up again. I mean, that might be part of it, but she adapts, like she did in the trailer against the kicks of Melanie Malachite.
In that trailer Yang defeats a club full of goons, two bodyguards (Melanie and Miltia) and Junior himself. All of them adults against a 17 year old who hasn't yet started at Beacon (going by what I've heard of the Roman Holiday book, Melanie and Miltia are in their early twenties in Volume 1, just like Neo).
Yang starts to adapt against Neo on the train in Volume 2, but gets knocked out before she can get far enough to actually do more than throw Neo.
The Yang that gives the impression of a cheerful party girl is a mask, as can be seen when there's glimpses of her depth in Burning the Candle when she persuades Blake to slow down. And that mask really shatters in Volume 3 when bad things start to happen.
Yang goes through trauma, physically and emotionally. It changes her. But it certainly doesn't make her boring, at least not to me. She also gradually heals, enough to make jokes in Volume 5 onwards. That is a hopeful message to other people who go through bad things. Sometimes bad things just happen, but that's not the end. You keep moving forward. It may take a while to recover, and to get back to yourself, and you won't be quite the same, but you're still you.
Then there's the sisters Xiao Long-Rose. Yang is dedicated to being there for Ruby, to the extent that she raised her after Summer disappeared. Exactly how long their dad was lost to depression isn't clear, but even after he recovered he'd still be busy working. Yang would remain the combined big sister and mother for Ruby even after Tai's more capable of parenting.
That isn't to say that Yang is perfect, or that she never makes mistakes, or always gets along with Ruby. She's human. They both are. To be human is to err. But they always love each other. They're family, the closest they have. Even if Yang didn't always manage to say 'I love you' back right away. Even if Ruby left her without a goodbye or even a note (the one she left at the end of Volume 3 was for Tai). They know where they stand with each other, even if it took Ruby a reassuring hug and an 'I love you' from Yang to be sure of that in Mistral.
There's Yang’s big heart. I've seen her described as the heart of team RWBY, and it's so true. Yang's intimidating when she wants to be, but she's so kind and caring, to the extent that it led to a rift of sorts with Ruby in Volume 8. Ruby was focused on the big picture, trying to get word out to all of Remnant about Salem, while Yang wanted to help save the population of Mantle before they were overrun by Grimm. Neither of them were wrong.
Yang takes hits, not just as part of her combat strategy to fuel her Semblance, but also to spare others who might not be able to take them as well as she can. Usually Ruby, but her other friends too. She draws Salem's attention away from Oscar when she threatens him, which could have gone so badly for Yang. But that's who she is. Those she loves matter more to her than her own life ever could.
And there's Yang's mothers. Her biological mother Raven, who abandoned Yang when she was a baby for reasons that still aren't clear, but likely to do with Raven being afraid of Salem. Yang's search for her almost got her and Ruby killed as young kids, and when Yang finally found her she was bitterly disappointed by who she found.
I don't hate Raven, I find her an interesting character, but she has without a doubt disappointed and hurt Yang, to the point where that was a large part of what reduced Yang to tears on claiming the Relic in Haven's vault.
Despite all that, Yang kept the fact that Raven was the Spring Maiden to herself, as far as we know. It wouldn't be the first time that a conversation about Raven took place off screen, as Jaune, Ren and Nora knew Raven was Yang's mother. Yet Yang only ever told Blake about her. And I can't see Blake gossiping about that. I figure Ruby likely told them at some point when on the long walk to Haven.
Then there's Yang's step mother, Summer, who took Raven's place so completely that Yang didn't know about Raven until after Summer disappeared. Summer, Yang's super-mom, who Yang must have tried to emulate when raising Ruby, but couldn't possibly be more than a pale shadow of. Yang was just a child, only two years older than Ruby. Summer is Yang's hero, and who she still considers as her mom, as she proclaimed to Salem.
Last but certainly not least: Blake and Yang. The Bees kissing are what drew me to RWBY in the first place, and Bumbleby is my OTP. They've been through so much together, and they deserve happiness with each other.
Yang was already my favourite months before the Volume 9 commentary revealed it, but it also means a lot to me that she's only just figuring out her sexuality. It took me a long time too.
This isn't every single thing I love about Yang, but it's what I could think of and get down in writing.
All of this is of course just my opinion. Maybe someone else from RWBY is your favourite. In that case I'm just glad another character can mean that much to you.
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In. The krptonian au have they runninto a bixxarro Jaune
A Civilized Discussion
Jaune: So, you enjoying your drink?
: I despise this drink.
Jaune: Want more?
: No, thanks
Jaune: Cookies?
: No, thank you.
Jaune: So, meet any pretty girls lately?
: No.
Jaune: Oh really now? Is she… A blonde?
: Yes.
Jaune: A brunette then?
: Yes.
Jaune: Is she a redhead?
: No.
Jaune: Ohh! Redheads, gotta love redheads!
: I hate redheads.
Jaune: Is she a faunas?
: No, she’s a human.
Jaune: Oh, good. Then she isn’t my redhead. What kind of faunas is she?
: She’s a dog faunas.
Jaune: A cat faunas?
: No.
Jaune: Does she have ears, or a tail?
: She has a tail.
Jaune: A redhead cat faunas with cat ears. That sounds nice. She must be a pretty lady, isn’t she?
: She look’s absolutely disgusting.
Jaune: You gonna ask her out, or is she already taken?
: She’s taken, so I’m not going to ask her out.
Jaune: Well, good luck to you pal. If she can get past the speech barrier, you should be fine. Relatively speaking. It is asking a girl out on a date after all, fighting, Grimm sounds easier then asking that girl out.
: What about you; any boys catch your eye?
Jaune: One, or two. Whether anything will come out of it though… I don’t know… Like I said, killing, Grimm is easier then asking a girl out, at least you can kill, Grimm.
: You can’t do it buddy. You just need to be a coward, and reject her advances. Who would want to go on a date with a ugly bastard like you?
Jaune: I know you don’t mean it like that, but come on, did you have to call me a bastard?
: No.
Jaune: Ha! You jerk.
: Intellectual.
Jaune: Okay, what would that one mean?
Ruby: Hey, Jaune how’s it… Uhh…? What…?
Yang: Do you have a twin?
Weiss: Is he? Most twins look identical, they don’t.
Jaune: Hey, guys this is, Zaune. And, he isn’t my twin. He’s more of a… clone?
Blake: A clone?
Zaune: The good twin.
Jaune: I wouldn’t call yourself bad, you’re a bit of a goody two shoes really.
Zaune: Yes I am!
Jaune: Anyway, Zaune, meet my friends, This is, Ruby Rose…
Ruby: Hello!
Zaune: Hello.
Jaune: Weiss Schnee.
Weiss: It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Zaune: I don’t think so.
Weiss: I, what?
Jaune: Blake Belladonna.
Zaune: He’s a human, yes?
Blake: He?
Jaune: Yes she is. And, lastly, Yang Xiao Long.
Yang: Hey there big fella!
Zaune: She’s really ugly.
Yang: E-Excuse me?
Jaune: I think she is too.
Yang: Excuse me?!
Jaune: Something wrong, Yang?
Yang: Hell yeah there is; you two just called me ugly you assholes!
Zaune: Yes, you are ugly.
Yang: Oh that is it!
Jaune: Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Zaune didn’t mean that!
Zaune: Yes I did.
Yang: He just said it again!
Jaune: No he didn’t! Zaune speaks in opposites. When he said you’re ugly, what he meant is that you’re pretty.
Yang: Wait, you think I’m pretty.
Zaune: No, I think you are really ugly.
Yang: Oh… T-Thank you…
Weiss: Oh, so that was a pleased to me you too, wasn’t it?
Zaune: No.
Ruby: Was my hello, a hello, or was it…?
Jaune: Best not to think about it.
Ruby: Okay…
Blake: Wait! When you said, ‘He’s a human.’ You meant, ‘She’s a faunas,’ right?
Jaune: Yes.
Zaune: No.
Blake: How did you know that?
Jaune: X-Ray vision. We share similar powers, that is just one of them.
Blake: But, didn’t you say you could only see bones, not under my ribbon?
Jaune: I lied, I can see a lot of things.
Blake: That means you have peaked on us, you degenerate!
(Whack!)
Blake: AHHHHHH?! Why do I keep on thinking that will work?!
Jaune: Because you’re too busy trying to get me to notice that you’re wearing a thong. And, I didn’t, nor would peak to know that. I have seven sisters, so I know that those tights of yours would leave an impression from wearing underwear. Then again you could be going commando for all I know. But, I honestly don’t wanna know that.
Zaune: I would peak.
Blake: You would!
Jaune: Opposites! He speaks in opposites you degenerate!
Blake: Oh, yeah…
Jaune: Why must you be like this?
Yang: Do you seriously want an answer to that.
Jaune: It was a rhetorical question, Yang.
Ruby: Okay… So, Zaune? You interested in a game of, World of Remnant? We were about to play a round, but you can take, Weiss’s place. She sucks at this game.
Weiss: Hey?!
Zaune: I would hate…?!
: Oh Zaune~?
Zaune: …
Zaune: Oh joy…
Jaune: Uh oh indeed…
Ruby: Is that, Nora?
Jaune: You better run boy, least, Nora catches you.
Zaune: I think I will stay. Nice meeting you everyone!
Ruby: Uhh… Bye, Zaune?
Nora: Zaune! Zaune come back here, and play with me!
Zaune: Yessssssss!
Ruby: Well, he seems like a nice person.
Yang: So, Jaune, what was that about me being pretty~?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Uh oh…
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I haven’t forgotten about this AU, it was just I couldn’t come up with anything good to write.
Do enjoy~!
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Clyde, you're the world leading expert on coffee shop au right? What are some of the rwby character's coffee order? I only know for sure that Ruby is milk and a tiny possible suggestion of espresso.
"World leading expert" 😂 Sure, let's go with that! The truly hilarious thing is I don't even like coffee, though I do love a good Coffee Shop AU 👀
Let's see...
Ruby: Personally, I picture Ruby as having tastes similar to my own, so even the "possible suggestion of espresso" might be too much for her. Plus, how often do you think Tai looked at his literal whirlwind of a child and went, "She does NOT need that kind of caffeine." Given her cookie obsession and that familial input, Ruby might go for something like the Chocolate Cookie Crumb Frappuccino (Venti, of course).
Yang: My initial impulse is that Yang walks into a coffee shop and just goes, "Fuck me up" BUT what little we know about her drinking habits kinda contradicts that. In the Yellow Trailer she orders a Strawberry Sunrise with an umbrella, so even at a coffee shop she might (unexpectedly) prefer fun, citrus-y drinks. (Plus, Tai warned her off ordering coffee because then RUBY wants a coffee and again, bad idea). Nowadays Yang is probably snagging the new Cran-Merry Orange Refresher with lemonade. She's sipping this bright red, iced drink at 15 degrees F with her midriff and thigh showing. People passing by are rightfully terrified. She's too cool to be cold.
Blake: London fog. It's simple. It's delicious. It's cozy. The perfect drink for curling up with a raunchy romance you've tucked into a book cover so no one else knows about your sins. Blake likes that she can easily make it at home because fuck exploitative companies, but in reality she'll still buy plenty as a pick-me-up while out and about.
Weiss: Surprisingly, the only one of the girls who consistently drinks coffee. She went pretty bitter back when she was trying to impress Jacques/uphold the Schnee ~image~ but nowadays it's usually an Iced Blonde Vanilla Latte, or a Caramel Macchiato. She can't go Ruby's level of sweet, Blake's is too boring, and Yang is crazy for going to a coffee shop and ordering what's essentially juice... but beyond that she'll pretty much try anything on the menu. Does it keep her up for long hours of studying after training? Yes? Then job done. Tasting good is just a bonus.
Speaking of bonuses...
Ozpin: Hot chocolate. It's canon. More importantly, it keeps things simple because otherwise you get situations like this:
Ozpin: "-and I'll have that with two shots of espresso please." Oscar: Forgetting someone? Ozpin: "Ah yes. My apologies. Four shots of espresso." Oscar: Ugh, it's going to be a long day. Ozpin: "Hmm. Indeed. Eight shots?" Barista: "...Dude. Are you okay?" Ozpin: "No. Thank you for asking."
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The Ultimate Hunters
Winter: I am Winter Schnee.
Jaune: (Thinking) I remember reading about her. Apparently, she got top marks in all her classes, honors galore, and even leads multiple community programs. It's why she's referred to as the Ultimate Moral Compass.
Jaune: I'm Jaune Arc.
Winter: Mm, a strong name. You should thank your parents for it.
Jaune: Oh, uh, thanks-
Winter: But you should also do your best to not shame it! Never make them regret their choice to give such a potent name to a slacker!
Jaune: She's also kinda annoying.
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Blake: I'm... Blake Belladonna...
Jaune: Oh, so this is the Ultimate Author?. She's been writing since she was ten, and published a romance novel when she was only eleven. I think it was "The Accountant." Apparently, it was such a hit, people all over the world named real-world accountants the hottest people to date!. Still, I wasn't really expecting her to look so... dark and gloomy.
Blake: W-Why are you staring at me?
Jaune: Oh! S-Sorry, I-
Blake: I know what you're thinking! You think I'm a freak, don't you!
Jaune: N-No! I only thought-!
Blake: I know what you thought! You thought you'd never seen such an ugly girl! And you thought it was soooo funny!
Jaune: N-No! That's not what I was thinking at all!
Blake: Don't even bother trying to lie to me! You can't stand to look at me!
Blake: B-But I'm used to it by now...
Jaune: Yikes!. Talk about inferiority complex. Never thought a successful author could be like this.
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Yang: Hey! I'm Yang Xiao Long!
Jaune: Whoa!. She's the Ultimate Kickboxer!. They competed in the national circuit and won every single match!. Who hasn't heard of them?!.
Jaune: You're kidding me!
Yang: W-What? What's wrong?
Jaune: N-Nothing! I just, well, you're the Ultimate Kickboxer, so I kinda figured you'd be, uh...
Yang: What, were you expecting some big, dumb, jock guy?
Jaune: N-No,more like... Someone wearing boxing gloves and in a ponytail, like in that article I read.
Yang: Aw, geez... Not that picture! I hate that photo! I had to keep my hair tied back like that for the whole circuit. It doesn't look cute at all! So now I refuse to change my hair, not for anyone but me!
Yang: And, actually, can I tell you something? I... don't really like kickboxing. And to be honest, I hated going to my sparring matches.
Jaune: She hates kickboxing so much she never went to a sparring match? She must be some kind of prodigy!
Yang: So once I came here, I was done with it! So long, kickboxing! I've got my dreams ahead of me!
Jaune: Your dream?
Yang: Yeah! Playing music and jamming out all day long is the kinda stardom I want! All I need now is someone who can sing and a drummer, and I'm all set! I'm not stopping until I'm living like a real star!
Jaune: I can't believe what I'm hearing. I never thought I'd hear that coming from a kickboxing star!.
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Neptune: I am the Neptune Vasilias! But if you want to use my nickname, "Your Dream Come True," I don't mind. By the way, what do you know about anime?
Jaune: Anime?
Neptune: Well, to the world at large, I am the one and only Ultimate Fanfic Writer! I once sold over 10,000 copies of my fan fic at con. Everybody knows it! Of course, dsome of them didn't get it. They said I had "tainted" the nature of the con. How ignorant can you be?!
Jaune: This is the first I heard about it, but to sell over 10,000 copies is pretty impressive.
Neptune: I'm a lot like von Burgh. Completely unappreciated in my time. That's why I toil day and night to spread the good work of fan fiction to the world at large! I'm sure if you read my work, Mr. Arc, you'd completely understand in an instant! For it touches mankind's deepest truths...
Jaune: Uh, what kind of truths?
Neptune: It's all about giving in to our most basic of urges...
Jaune: On second thought, I don't want to understand it...
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Pyrrha: Hello! I'm Pyrrha Nikos, and I look forward getting to know you!
Jaune: The way she moves is mesmerizing, and there's a sweet scent wafting around her. When I saw her name on the attendance, I thought I recognized her name. She's the star of her own pop music group, "Hoplife," and as the Ultimate Pop-Star, she's the most desired woman for all the TV and magazine covers. But still, I'm more surprised she still smiling since... Nevermind. No need to get into that. But she looks so beautiful, like a goddess or something...
Pyrrha: I'm not a goddess. I'm a real person.
Jaune: Wha- How did you know what I was thinking?
Pyrrha: I'm psychic.
Jaune: R-Really?!
Pyrrha: No. I just have good intuition.
Jaune: Quick as a whip, she is.
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Harriet: Heya! I'm Harriet Bree, but my friends just call me Hare.
Jaune: Harriet Bree. She's been breaking track records since she was a kid! I hear she's even supposed to be a competitor in the upcoming Vytal Tournament! Without a doubt, she is the Ultimate Track Runner. Everything about her technique, physique, and, uh, proportions have been widely talked about online.
Harriet: So, uh, what was your name again? I've already forgotten it.
Jaune: Jaune Arc.
Harriet: Right... I thought it was something like that.
Jaune: No, it's not something like that. It is that.
Harriet: Gotcha! I'll hammer it in my head right now! Jaune... Arc... Jaune... Arc...
Jaune: The way she's writing in her palm is really unnerving.
Jaune: What are you doing?
Harriet: You don't know?! If you want to remember someone's name, you gotta write it in your palm three times!
Jaune: Really?
Harriet: By the way, how do you spell your last name.
Jaune: It's spelled like it sounds.
Harriet: ...Ah, I'll figure it out later! Anyways, it was nice meeting you!
Jaune: Y-Yeah, same...
Jaune: What she likes in wit, she makes up with energy.
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Qrow: Name's Qrow Branwen. Nice ta fuckin' meetcha.
Jaune: Qrow Branwen? As in... the leader of the largest bandit tribe in the kingdom?! He's earned the respect of every tribe around, earning him the title of Ultimate Gang Boss.
Jaune: ...Uh, nice to meet you, too.
Qrow: Hell yeah.
Jaune: I better be careful. One wrong word and I'm worm food!.
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Penny: Hello, I'm Penny Polendina. Nice to meet you. I'm sorry if I seem nervous. I always feel so nervous when I meet someone new. I hope we can get along.
Jaune: Same here. Nice to meet you.
Penny: I'm sorry, but have we met before?
Jaune: Uh, no? This is the first time. That's why I said, "Nice to meet you."
Penny: Oh... I'm sorry.
Jaune: You don't have to apologize, y'know.
Penny: Right. Excuse me.
Jaune: Penny Polendina is renowned all over the world for her cutting-edge programs. That's why she's the Ultimate Programmer! She's also got this cute, scared, naive bunny thing going on that makes everyone fall for her. So she has a huge legion of fans!.
Penny: I... I'm sorry.
Jaune: For what?
Penny: I've upset you. You look really angry right now.
Jaune: No, no, I was just lost in thought, y'know?
Penny: Lost in thought?
Jaune: Yeah. It has nothing to do with me being upset or anything.
Penny: Oh, thank goodness. I was starting to think you didn't like me.
Jaune: Seeing her smile... I can see how she got so many fans...
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Ruby: ...
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: ...Uh, can I ask you your name?
Ruby: ...My name... is Ruby Rose.
Ruby: ...
Jaune: ...
Jaune: She's pretty quiet. But I don't think I saw her name on the list. I mean, I did see that there was someone other than me missing from the school muster sheet. Maybe she's the other unaccounted student?.
Jaune: So, uh, what are you doing here?
Ruby: What's that supposed to mean?
Jaune: No, no! It's just, everyone here is some kind of ultimate or another, so I'm wondering what you're the ultimate of.
Ruby: ...
Ruby: Why should I tell you?
Jaune: Huh? Well, uh, I guess you don't have to tell me.
Ruby: No. I don't have to. So I'm not going to.
Ruby: ...
Jaune: She's got a real iron mask going on. Guess this is where our conversation ends.
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Nora: Hiiiiiiiii~! I'm Nora Valkyrie! Charmed, I'm sure!
Jaune: Anyone would recognize her. She's on every cover of almost every magazine in almost every store. She's the envy of every girl in the kingdom, an Ultimate Fashion Icon if ever there was one!.
Jaune: I'm not sure I got the right person?
Nora: Huh? Oh... You must mean my cover photo, huh? Well, duh, they're all photoshop!
Jaune: Photoshop?
Nora: Y'know, edited to hell and back?
Jaune: Oh, so they're not real.
Nora: Geez... Don't say it like that. Now I'm gonna get all depressed. Everything is all photoshop these days! I bet you'd even be surprised by a certain diva here.
Jaune: So many dreams... crushed like a nail under a hammer.
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Ren: I am Lie Ren.
Jaune: Oh, geez, I almost asked him if he was a girl. The day I ask that out loud is the day I get turned into a human pretzel. But now I remember him. He's the world champion martial artist who won against guys three times his size. He's the famous Ultimate Martial Artist, with a win streak of 400 matches and 0 losses. Some of the online posts called him "Siren" and claimed he's secretly some kind of weird sea-primate; a missing link between man and fish. Honestly, standing in front of him, I kinda have to agree.
Ren: Excuse me.
Jaune: Y-Yes!
Jaune: Why is he poking my body?.
Jaune: Uh, what are you...
Ren: Your muscle quantity and quality are about the standard for a regular late teen male. Hm... Training with you would likely bring more harm than good. A shame.
Jaune: Maybe for you, but for me, it's a blessing!.
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Weiss: I do not believe we have been introduced. I am Weiss Apfelkuchen.
Jaune: Weiss, uh...
Weiss: Apfelkuchen. It's my name. But if you don't mind, I'd prefer you to address me as Weiss.
Jaune: Uh, excuse me, but you are from this Kingdom, right?
Weiss: Of course. Why do you ask?
Jaune: Well, then, can you tell me your real name?
Weiss: I already told you. My real name is Weiss Schnee. But as I have also stated, please address me as Weiss.
Jaune: She's polite, but she's also forceful. Guess those internet posts were right about her. She really is the Ultimate Gambler who's never lost a bet in her life. She also loves dressing in elegant, white clothes like a princess in a fairy tale. They say she entered an underground gambling ring and walked out with everyone's money. They called her, "The Queen of Lies". She laughed about it, too, they say.
Weiss: I look forward getting to know you. Heh heh...
Jaune: She's smiling, but she's a wolf. I need to watch myself.
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Fox: Name's Fox Alistair, Fox for short. Take it easy, yeah? I'm sure I will!
Jaune: Fox Alistair, known as the legendary "Truth-Hunter" in the psychic community, is the Ultimate Clairvoyant. To be honest, I don't really get that psychic stuff. It's out of my depth. Still, I can't help but wonder if there's any truth to it.
Fox: Mm... I give up.
Jaune: Huh? What?
Fox: I thought I saw it, but I guess I missed it.
Jaune: Missed what?
Fox: I thought I saw a giant dog chasing after a teenage wizard on a motorcycle with gold threads in his mouth. And that wizard... IS YOUR PURPOSE!
Fox: ...Ha ha! I'm just kidding! But we should get some cold ones and look deep into Mu and her lost culture.
Jaune: Cold ones? I'm not old enough to-
Fox: I am. I was held back a few times, so... Ah, it's a long story.
Jaune: A few times?. Yeah I'll bet it's a long story...
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Coco: Name's Coco Adel.
Jaune: Hi, uh, nice to meet you.
Coco: ...
Jaune: That's the most half-assed character introduction I've ever heard!. But it's not like I can do anything about it. She's a special case, even among all these special cases. Coco Adel is the daughter and heiress of the most affluent financial conglomerate in the world. She's even got her own businesses with her own personal fortune. It makes sense for her title of the Ultimate Affluent. She's the very definition of "exceptional".
Coco: Are you done? How much longer are you going to stand there? Get out of here, I'm sick of looking at you.
Jaune: One look at her, and I know she's thinking, "You and I will never be equals." She's a queen in training.
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Hi, it’s me again (:
What was your favorite character traits about Rachel Amber?
Hey! Happy to see you and boy what a great question, thank you! Loaded answer ahead; TLDR, see the good in Rachel Amber.
Rachel's many things. Pretty, hot, charming, stylish, not to mention her lovely voice, these physical traits are already a great start for many. Then you have functional traits-- ambidextrous (can I just say that's hella cool, omg I want that too), social genius/people skills, straight As student, drama queen, masked with a layer of mystery, many people would've already fallen for her, in-game and out, me being one of them when I first got to know her as a character (so pretty much those were my fav traits of her).
But if we strip her physical beauty down and shove aside her fascinating skillset, who is she really? We may never know 100%, but some character traits can still be found.
Here are some of my favourite (&underrated) Yangs to Rachel Amber's sides. aka why Rachel Amber should get more love & less hate from the fandom
Ofc there are exceptions, but those are not relevant in this post; assumptions & headcannons are added
1. A good heart
Kindness to me will always be one of the most important character traits to have for anyone. With all that powerhouse of a Rachel Amber can accomplish, she chooses to use them with kindness.
With her social skills she chooses to lift people up, saving Hayden from a quickly-escalating scolding from Mr Keaton in ep 1, asking Chloe in a nuanced way if she's "taking (getting kicked outta Blackwell) this a little too well", kinda guiding her independent thinking rather than directly telling her what's right or wrong. (There'd be constructive criticism between Chloe & Rachel, which I stan in a relationship/friendship.)
With her intelligence she tutors Justin & helped him improve his algebra from an F to a C I believe? That's pretty impressive, ngl
with her ambidexterity.. idk, she makes Chloe happy :> (yes i'm totally referring to doing graffiti with her left hand on Chloe's insistence *cough*)
This is why I'm inclined to believe that tornado was not Rachel's revenge. She'd never choose to put Chloe, her parents, her friends, at risk; if she wanted revenge she could've killed the men w her powers. Sure you can say some of these might be her trying to live up to her DA father / principal assistant's duties, but at least she chose to do them. She could very well be a kid who doesn't give a damn or fluff through some of these things that requires time & effort.
2. Sees the good in others!
One of the most underrated Rachel Amber traits imo. This girl literally has a reputation of "her friends are her friends", and does not discriminate in terms of friendship/who she hangs out with. She picked Chloe up from her lowest (saw her & praised her for backtalking the biker, defending Nathan, & "you're more of a hero than you think you realise", when Chloe didn't take Drew's money). Rachel stuck with Chloe when no one else did (puts up with her sh*t, which ofc Chloe does the same), literally chose Chloe to share her uncertain future outside Arcadia, did not take her chance to leave when she could in those 3 years, most likely cuz she wanted to leave with Chlo. She also hung out with Nathan (& Chloe when so many wouldn't), saw the good in Frank (yes. same as Nathan & Chloe his reputation is far from great and despite the unhealthiness of this relationship, she at the very least cared for the guy, & saw the humanity inside him), & very sadly fell for the portrayed "gone through some serious shit" act by Jeffers*n, all these showing her being an empathetic & sympathetic person.
I'll add non-judgemental as well, cuz it's why she's able to get along with so many people so well. Like what her VA Kylie Brown says in an interview, whoever you are, Rachel'd be like "hey you're a pretty cool person, let's talk!" It's inspiring. I love that about her. Gotta have more Rachels in the world.
3. Ambitious. Puts in the hard work. Persistent.
"One day, I'm gonna climb Mt Everst." says a 15 year old Rachel in Bts, who has posters of travelling in Asia (the green poster has Chinese words saying "go travel in China", amongst others), already speaks about her courage & ambition. And of course, leaving Arcadia with no one but Chloe for a better life. Yes you can say it's reckless, because it's a big idea for a teenager, but she didn't just give up on it. It stuck with her, and she worked hard for it. Doing photoshoots to get modelling jobs, maintaining her 4.0 GPA, finding opportunities to leave... she did those for 5 years. And in the comics universe, they made it out! Now they're over 22yos with an LA apartment, Rachel's in modelling gigs with her acting career kicking off... what could've been for game Rachel. (oh the things I'd do for Bts' ending to be Max appearing in the nick of time instead of that damn vibrating phone!) Also I wonder if in some universes, like the wheelchair Chloe one, a missing Rachel could mean she actually made it out without others knowing, instead of the darker end.
4. Caring & thoughtful & protective & passionate partner/friend/lover!
She listens to Chloe's problems (therapy session), she gives Chloe nice clothes to wear within the few days they'd met (what financially challenged Chloe needed, & in a way that wasn't awkward for Chloe), she sends post cards to Chloe while she's away (she thinks about her often), & "don't f****ing touch her". Passionate lover, I mean.. the way she kissed Chloe under that lamp (with high intimacy of course) is good enough an example. Chloe's the romantic one in my head. Rachel, the passionate.
*the way she puts her hand on C's shoulder after wiping her tears, OmO*
So far these are the character traits I can think of, and your question helped draw out Rachel's positive sides that are too under-recognised. Thanks again! :)
These links helped me understand Rachel & Amberprice better, here for people's reference:
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Because I choose to see the good in Rachel, I'm her defender through and through. Join me, if you can.
Edit: damn I literally wrote an essay, maybe 1 day there'd be a video!
This pain wouldn't be for Evermore.
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Hello there! I don't know if anyone has asked for this, but do you happen to know any fic on which Stiles and Derek are colleague nurses or doctors, and they meet each other in that setting?
Hey @darkmind-ofmine! Here you go.
(^gpoy at work. true facts)
Pretty Eyes by Inell
(1/1 I 1,720 I Teen)
Stiles doesn’t intend to become a resident during a pandemic, but he’s learned to roll with whatever life throws his way.
The Anatomy of an FBI Agent by orphan_account
(2/? I 7,347 I Mature)
Stiles nodded. It sounded like a day full of machinery and doctors muttering over his scans.
“Will I be hanging out with you or one of the babies?”
Dr. Cutie grinned. “How could I trust them with my most prized patient?”
Stiles laughed.
He barely noticed the pain.
Bet On It by IDreamOnlyOfYou (lauren3210)
(1/1 I 8,343 I Mature)
Stiles is an RN and Derek the attending trauma surgeon at Beacon Hills Hospital. They're constantly arguing, much to the amusement of their colleagues, who ultimately decide to take bets on when the sexual tension will finally explode. The only question is, who will win the jackpot?
Or
5 times one of the guys try to push Derek and Stiles together, and the time they worked it out all on their own.
Complications by DIEMONDS
(3/? I 17,273 I Teen)
“We can still be strangers. Strangers that hook up.” Stiles had to mentally curse at himself for liking Derek’s smirk. He honestly couldn’t help it, the man’s smile was too gorgeous.
“No!” Stiles ran a hand through his hair. “What we did-you and me-that cannot happen again! You’re an attending, and I’m your intern! It’s wrong on so many levels.”
(this isn’t exactly) where you’d want me by decideophobia
(1/1 I 19,070 I Teen)
“Do you even have any nice and soothing words in your repertoire?” Stiles asks, holding still while McBroody shines a light into his eyes. “Or is it only me who they let you loose on?”
“I actually just downloaded a new set of comforting phrases to use on patients this morning but I haven’t had a chance to listen to and internalize them yet. I do know how to say, Good news: you’re not dead, and We only need to take off one of your legs, though.”
OR, the one where Stiles keeps ending up in the ER and Derek almost gets brain damage from so much stupid.
Hazardous to Our Health by HenleyBeck
(6/? I 21,590 I Explicit)
Derek has just moved back to Beacon Hills and he works at the hospital with his sister. He loves his job, he loves the people he works with and then there's Stiles. Stiles who seems to pop up everywhere that Derek is and it doesn't help that everybody loves the kid. But Stiles is also the Chief of Surgery's son and there's no way he can get involved with Stiles right?
Wrong. As a doctor, Derek knows that certain things can be hazardous to one's health but sometimes it's nice to live dangerously.
Yin To His Yang by weirdwithhumor
(9/? I 26,125 I Teen)
Derek always wanted kids. He just thought he would find the perfect man, get married and settled down first.
He just never thought he would be left pregnant, unmated at nearly 30, and on a journey to become a single father.
But, Doctor! by stilinskisparkles
(1/1 I 30,269 I Mature)
“We had to splint a girl’s leg in a ditch,” Scott says excitedly.
“Bro, you sound way too happy about that,” Stiles complains, opening up his bag and pulling out a Twinkie.
Derek removes it from his hand silently and replaces it with an apple. Stiles scowls at him for a second then bites into it, regardless. Derek sits back and lets the group discuss the merits of dramatic lifesaving feats for winning over the ladies. Scott is convinced it’ll help impress Allison; Isaac thinks Scott’s a loser. Stiles—
Stiles is falling asleep on Derek’s shoulder.
AND
@wolfspurr suggested this one!
No Superman by WhoNatural
(6/6 I 48,830 I Explicit I Sterek)
(AKA The Sterek Scrubs AU)
In which Stiles learns that med school didn’t prepare him for much at all; even the most epic of bromances can be weakened with the right amount of long, curly hair and dimples; and sometimes, first impressions aren’t all they’re cracked up to be - it’s the digging beneath the bravado that reveals who’s worth getting to know a little better.
Dr. Hale’s probably still a dick, though.
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Character Impressions
My first impressions + later opinions on the characters
The Goddess she's so freaking pretty!! I actually squealed when I saw her, she's jaw dropping gorgeous. Pls come back miss and don't pull an unknown genshin god on me ☹
Rover - more had hopes for a short haired girl mc but she had to join the rat tail gang :/ amnesia is definitely kind of a boring plot device but I'll roll with it.
Yangyang love her voice, reminds me of Qiqi, cute design - don't really know what role she's playing in the story yet other than like our guide but if she's just that I wouldn't mind having a calm one. she acted a little sus about baizhi and us I guess?? and her role??
I love her connection to the wind via her aero affinity (?) and would love to find more about it as well! She's part of the Midnight rangers.
Chixia she's cute too, her design bugs me a bit cuz of the hair and the weird jacket I guess? she's definitely kind of paimon (sorry for the references but like yeah) food and stuff but she seems to take her job as a ranger(?) seriously!!
Baizhi miss elegant + mysterious. Definitely like her calm aura as well, she's from the academy which I'm really interested in. she knows something and I wanna be in on it too.
Jinhsi ♡ girl appeared out of nowhere and stole my heart, asked me out on a date and vanished for 3 days I'm super interested, miss magistrate looks majestic as fuck. (the reason I like her design so much might me cuz she reminds me a little of firefly)
Sanhua another majestic woman I'm in paradise. her eye thing is so fucking cool I want to know more about her as well. She's suspicious too, obviously, but that's just adding to the suspense. if big plot device why 4 star ☹ (could say the same about the rest of the cast so far 😭)
Jinhsi sent her to watch over us.
Mortefi bro has a funky name. at first I was like nahhh but he's kind and I wanna know what his deal is as well.
Jianxin Girl also appeared out of nowhere. the reason I knew her name is cuz i looked at the gacha beforehand. She looks super cool, love her ying/yang/monk theme. massive xianyun/shenhe vibes I think?
She's super kind and I want her to be more involved in the plot.
Scar Okay Scar seems to be the bad guy. He's a little insane and knows too much about our backstory?? And he's got long ass nails. I want to trust him with the lore dumps but he seems really dangerous. His Elysium ability is super cool.
Spiderlily themed girl Scar's companion of same (?) power level. Love her design and voice, hope to meet her again soon.
Jiyan The current general of the midnight rangers, he fought with us at the Norfall Barrens. At first I didn't really like his design but now I think it's neat. He is kind and looks out for us.
Encore ♡ A member of the Black Shores. If sweetness was a person, it would be encore. She is adorable and silly, I love her so much. Her design is adorable and I can't wait to see her again! She's so energetic and loud in the best way and her dynamic with Aalto makes me smile.
Calcharo ~ It appears we haven't met yet
Aalto A member of the Black Shores. This guy I swear to god. At first I thought he would be another Sampo to me because I could not see myself liking him at all, but he is genuinely such a sweet guy??? Like I said, the dynamic with Encore is everything to me and might be my favourite duo so far even. His design is also really cool and he's got such a pretty face, I adore his eyes.
Danjin ~ It appears we haven't met yet
Lingyang ~ It appears we haven't met yet
Taoqi A security overseer? I don't remember her title, sorry- Her design, like almost everyone is really pretty although her jiggle physics are somewhat concerning. We haven't seen much of her yet which is sad but I hope we see more in future updates. Her voice is gentle and I love her vibe although she doesn't stand out to me much (yet).
Verina A botanist. She loves plants and is friends with that one granny and seems to know Encore as well. She is a free spirit and eager to help. Her design might be one of my favorites yet - her dress with the hood, the twintails, flowers and legwarmers are just perfect.
Yinlin ~ It appears we haven't met yet
Yuanwu I don't have much to say about him other than that he's goofy and we've barely seen him ;-;
Camellya ♡ MISS ???? GIRL? ??? I am afraid I will like her more than Jinhsi - She's so ahhh HER DESIGN IS EVERYTHING LIKE SHE'S ADORABLE BUT ACTS SO IDK OKAY I love her already. GIVE ME MORE ♡
#wuthering waves#the magistrate#wuthering waves blog#wuwa#character impressions#opinions#jinhsi#yangyang#scar#chixia#rover#baizhi#calcharo#aalto#danjin#encore#jianxin#jiyan#lingyang#mortefi#sanhua#taoqi#verina#yinlin#yuanwu
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RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU
Part 2
The 4 Witches
*in the last episode, The Witch Hunter Jaune Arc entered in a Forest trying to find The Red Witch Ruby Rose. He found The Witch, but she was Stronger than him, and discovered that he was not a true Witch Hunter, but an apprentice. Now, Ruby is taking him to her home, as she found The Young Warrior to be Pretty to her...*
*Ruby kicks The wooden door of a cozy cottage in The center of The Forest, smiling as she sees 3 girls Inside her home. They are her friends:*
Yang Xiao Long, The Fighting Witch;
Weiss Schnee, The Snow Witch;
And Blake Beladona, The Faunus Witch.
Ruby: GIRLS! YOU ARE HERE!
Yang: Yeah! You forgot that we planned to dinner together today?
Ruby: No i did not. That's why i decided to bring a friend! *She pulls Jaune, who she Tied up with magical chains, gagged with a Ball gag* Surprise! I met a Boy and he is a-
Blake: A WITCH HUNTER!
*The 3 Witches casts together a spell that makes them get weapons: Weiss with its rapier, Blake with a Whip and Yang with Fire knuckles. The 3 Witches prepare all to Attack together until Ruby puts itself beetween them and him.*
Ruby: Wait! He is not a Witch Hunter!
Weiss: But he is wearing an armor similar to one of them! He is a Witch Hunter!
Yang: Even If its a rusty one, its a proof!
Ruby: He is an apprentice!
Blake: Even worse! Now that he is here he can rat us to other Witch Hunters!
Ruby: Not If he dont escape!
Yang: Ruby, honey, get out of our way.
Ruby: But...
*The 3 Witches move Ruby aside with a Flick of their fingers, grabbing Jaune. They are ready to Attack him until...*
Ruby: BUT I WANT TO DATE HIM!
*The three Witches stop their Attack, Yang looking in Shock at Ruby. Her little sister was looking at them with puppy eyes, a red blush in her cheeks.*
Ruby: Yang... Look at him. He is beautiful.
*Jaune in this moment was extremely scared, to the point that he was sweating buckets and trembling. Yang was bigger than him, and that was impressive. Suddenly, They unchain him and remove his gag, looking at his face and body.*
Yang: Hum... Yeah, he is pretty. *She says, holding his face with both hands*
Weiss: And bulky too. *She grabs his bíceps*
Blake: So you fell in love with him?
Jaune: I-i am not involved with her. She Just grabbed me and brang me here!
Yang: You kidnapped this handsome guy? Damn Ruby, you learned very well. Im so proud! *She pats Ruby Head*
Jaune: What?!
Weiss: Let me explain this to you, Blondie. *She points at his nose* When a Witch finds a Man worthy of her, she brings him home... Either way its necessary.
Jaune: But we Just met this morning!
Blake: Time does not matter. When we look at a potential mate eyes... *She looks at his eyes, a small light appearing on them for a second.* we see a signal.
Jaune: Like... A Light?
Weiss: Wait... You Saw It in Blake's eyes? *A small light appears in her eyes*
Jaune: In yours too! *He looks at Yang, and The same thing happens.* A-and you too!
Ruby: WHAT?!
Yang: Son of a Bitch... *she grabs him by his armor, removing It with Violence* YOU JUST SAID THAT WE ALL FOUR HAD THE SAME LIGHT?!
Blake: Well i Saw a light in his eyes too...
Weiss: Me too...
Ruby: That was one reason i brang him home to be honest...
*Yang look at Jaune's eyes, seeing a Bright light appearing in them for a Second. She then release him, turning around. She is Red as a tomato.*
Yang: Its True... This... Witch Hunter... Is made to be with us, The 4 Witches.
Jaune: Wait wait wait! *He gets up* You mean that i am...
Ruby: Our... Companion now. *She says in a shy tone*
Jaune: This cant be happening. Im a Witch Hunter! Im supposed to Slay Witches, not... Lay with them!
Weiss: Y-yeah! Yang, this cannot be True!
Yang: But It is! And we know How this work.
*The 4 girls look at eachother and at Jaune. Suddenly, The door gets closed with a loud slam, Jaune looking at them with a scared expression. The 4 girls now surround him, staring at him.*
Jaune: W-what are you going to do?
Ruby: You are our mate now, Jaune. And The Mate of a Witch its not permitted to leave.
Yang: And If you try, you must remember that we are witches... *She closes her Fist, embers flying from It.* we can get you anywhere.
Blake: For now, you must consider you to be Lucky. Because there's cases of fake mates.
Weiss: And If in one week The light dont appear again...
Blake: We can let you leave.
Ruby: So you can never come back...
RWBY: EVER.
*Jaune gulps, nervous and scared. But at The same time, aroused. He was now with 4 girls Who claimed him to be their mate, wich means one thing now:*
Jaune: That means... I got 4 girlfriends?
Ruby: Yeah. *she realizes a Dark smoke coming from the kitchen* Oh! My cookies! I left The Stove on while hunting!
Weiss: You Dolt! You are gonna set this house on Fire one day! *Weiss runs with Ruby towards The kitchen, a bucket appearing in her hands*
Blake: And The mood changed faster than i thought It would last. *She lies in The sofa, a window opening and The smoke leaving.* Here. All clean now.
Yang: Well, dinner aint gonna Cook itself. *Yang says, slapping Jaune's back. Then she grabs his neck from behind* Listen up, pretty boy. You are gonna stay with us but this doesnt mean i fully accepted you as my and Ruby mate. So let me make this clear... If you dare to do anything that would make Ruby cry or even break her Heart... Im gonna Punch you so hard in The nuts that They will reach your mouth. Got It?
Jaune: I-i got It.
Yang: Good. Oh and Tonight... *She gets Very close to his year, whispering* You are gonna let us see you without your rusty armor.
*Jaune gets Red, so Red that not even a tomato could compare. Yang smiles for a bit. He is so easy to tease. Blake Just look at him with a curious look, as she thinks How Jaune Will survive one week with Them...*
*well, only time can answer what is going to happen next.*
*TO BE CONTINUED...*
#fanfic#rwby au#RWBY#romance#witches#Witch Au#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#ruby rose witch#weiss Witch#yang witch#blake witch#jaune au#jaune arc#jaune x ruby#jaune x blake#jaune x weiss#jaune x yang
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What about love at first sight with Jungwon? Either you’re performing and he’s impressed by you. Or maybe sitting close to each other during an awards show and sees you walk to your seat.
Love at First Sight - Yang Jungwon
Genre: fluff
Warnings: fem!reader, idol!reader x idol!jungwon, '03 reader, 'Noona' used once, strangers to lovers, shyness and cuteness
Author’s Note: oh this is cute cute! i can imagine it's recorded on camera; him constantly looking at you and blushing lol. jungwon puts the love in "love at first sight", manz goes feral for you
Y/G/N = your group name
(gif not mine!)
The MAMA Awards was a highly anticipated award show everyone involved with K-Pop; the idols and the fans both. Groups would spend practically the whole year preparing for this one big performance and that was true for your group.
Your group of 8 girls had just debuted in January. You were doing pretty well for a rookie group but you all knew the performance you'd put on at MAMA would be your break out.
The performance went really well; each one of your members shined and the crowd was loving every single second of it; many in the crowd didn't even know who to keep their eyes on.
But Jungwon couldn't take his eyes off of you.
Your group and ENHYPEN knew of each other but never had the chance to interact and never were promoting at the same time so this was pretty much the first time you guys saw each other in person. And Jungwon was absolutely mesmerized.
Admittedly he thought each and every single member of your group was pretty, talented, good at being an idol. But something about you just kept his eyes trained on you. He tried to look at your other members, he really did. But it felt like a magnet was pulling his eyes to you every single time.
As your performance ended, Jay nudged Jungwon with his elbow. "You're so obvious."
He felt like he had just been pulled out of a trance with Jay's voice. "Huh, what? What happened?"
Jay just shook his head in disbelief, chuckling. "Bro, you head your mouth open the entire time. Any camera recoding us definitely picked up the way you were looking at Y/N."
Jungwon blushed, flustered that he was caught. "I wasn't– looking at a certain member specifically.."
"Right... who are you trying to fool? Jungwon-ah, every single camera camera saw you watching Y/N specifically."
Jungwon blushed more and covered his face, slightly laughing. "Ah.. I should've been more careful... She's mesmerizing."
Jay nodded. "I agree! We all were discussing that while you were uh.. lost in a trance." Jay looked around, looking for your group. He then nodded to the 8 empty chairs right next to Jungwon. "Oh they're gonna come sit by us I think. Those chairs have been empty for a while."
Jungwon's eyes widened, realizing he was about to be very close to you. He was freaking out inside, trying to come up with a game plan of how he's gonna cooly greet you and your members, maybe steal some glances at you.
All of the confidence he gathered went down the drain as he saw your group walking towards the seating area, you leading them to your seats meaning you'd be sitting right next to Jungwon.
Jay smirked as everyone stood up, wanting to greet your group. "Calm down lover boy. This is your chance."
Jungwon let out a deep sigh and stood up with the rest of the idols, watching your group make your way to your seats right next to ENHYPEN; right next to Jungwon.
You and your members smiled at everyone and bowed as you walked past, finally making your way towards your seats. You all bowed at ENHYPEN and exchanged pleasant "Hellos" before sitting down.
And just as Jungwon thought, you sat right next to him.
There was a good 2 feet between your seat and Jungwon's, clearly marking where ENHYPEN was and where your group was. But even this was enough to make Jungwon's heart beat rapidly fast.
At first he didn't do anything. He kept his eyes in front of him watching the next group perform. That was until Jay nudged him again, encouraging him to say something. Jungwon shook his head, not feeling any of the confidence from earlier. After a glare from his Hyung, he sighed and turned his upper body towards you as a way to grab your attention.
You saw him do this from your peripheral vision so copied his actions, turning to him, smiling and bowing in your seat. "Hello, I'm (Y/G/N)'s leader, Y/N."
Jungwon also bowed in his seat while giving you a shy smile. "H-hello, I'm ENHYPEN's leader Jungwon... your performance was really good!"
"Thank you so much, I really liked ENHYPEN's performance too.. I'm actually an ENGENE myself."
Jungwon's eyes widened with this new information, suddenly feeling a lot more shy than before. "R-really? Ah, thank you for supporting us."
You two exchanged a little bit more small talk about the award show; not much just a minute longer, before you went back to paying attention to the groups performing. After two groups performed, there wee some awards given out and another performance was starting before Jungwon gathered a bit more confidence to be bold.
He leaned towards you again. "Y/N-ssi."
His voice caught your attention right away so you turned to him. "Yes sunbaenim."
He chuckled. "You don't have to be so formal with me."
You nodded, trying not to break out into a giggle at the giddy feeling in your heart. "What would you like me to call you? I'm a year older than you."
He tilted his head to the side at this new information. "Really? Then, should I call you Noona?"
You shook your head. "Just call me by my name, Jungwon-ah."
His breath hitched in his throat hearing your honey-like voice call out his name. "O-okay, Y/N-ah.. I just.. I wanted to say you're really pretty."
It took a lot to keep your composure. You didn't trust your voice so you opted to giving him a slight bow in your seat. "Thank you Jungwon, I find you handsome too."
He nodded as a thank you, and bit his lip nervously. "I-if you don't mind.. after the show, do you think I could come by your waiting room so we can exchange numbers? I-I'd like to get to know you on a more personal level.. if that's something you're okay with."
You didn't hold back your giggle this time. "You're a lot more bolder than I thought you'd be."
Jungwon just gave you a smile, a warm feeling bubbling up in him as he heard you laugh. "I'm usually not, but I guess I don't wanna lose this chance... Can I be honest with you?"
"Of course. What's on your mind?"
"I feel something between us.. I know we' ve only known each other for less than an hour b-but.. I think this could go somewhere. And if you feel the same way then... let's try it?"
You nodded. "I'll be waiting for you in front of our waiting room then."
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non-idol!jang wonyoung x non-idol!reader (angst)
WARNINGS ; unrequited(?) love, implied jealousy
jang wonyoung was like a dream to you.
she was unattainable. you always thought that something that pretty would have only been seen on screen but here she was, living her best life as your school's head cheer captain.
you watched her as you and your friend, a senior named ahn yujin, at lunch at the cafeteria.
"you should just forget about her." yujin shook her head.
"i can't." you eyes never left the tall junior. she seemed to be talking to her other cheer mate, seol yoona. "look at her."
"y/n, seriously." yujin stressed.
it wasn't that she didn't want you to be happy. it was the complete opposite in actuality. you were so devastated last year when you found out that wonyoung was dating the now graduated kim gaeul. yujin had to physically drag you to practice at one point.
now, after they had broken up two months ago, you had gotten your hopes up high.
she just didn't want it to happen again.
"i just want to get close to her." you reasoned, causing yujin to roll her eyes.
"even if that means breaking your heart again?"
you nodded. "yes."
yujin frowned. although she was no better than you, she would rather you avoid it entirely.
"don't do it." yujin stated, hating the shine in your eyes as you looked at wonyoung. "just trust me, okay? i don't want you hurting yourself over some girl."
"pretty girl, you mean." you corrected.
yujin groaned, hating how sappy you got when it came to the cheer captain.
"whatever." she laughed, throwing her half-eaten apple at your head. "just don't do it."
you nodded.
you weren't sure what you agreed to, but you were definitely sure that you were not going to listen.
your entire face went red as you listened to your history teacher talk about the newly assigned seats.
some boys in the back of your class (specifically wantanabe haruto and yang jungwon, the two numbskulls from the volleyball team) had caused such nuciense for your teacher, that she had no other choice but to reassign seat mates.
at first, you were angry considering you were paired with naoi rei who happened to be amazing at the subject. after hearing who your new seat mate was, you no longer seemed to care.
"hi." the tall cheerleader sat beside you, gently dusting her skirt. "i'm jang wonyoung."
you bit the inside of your cheek.
"i know." you winced, missing the small smile on her face. "you're cheer captain."
seeing wonyoung up close had made your brain short circuit.
wonyoung hummed. "you're...?"
you prevented yourself from wincing once more. it was humiliating to find out that the girl of your dreams hadn't even known you existed up until this point.
"y/l/n y/n." you gave a small grin. "dance team captain."
"dance team?" you watched as wonyoung whispered, looking into your eyes. "as in with ahn yujin?"
"unnie?" you tilted your head, not sure why she was asking about your older friend. "yeah, i'm on the dance team with her."
wonyoung nodded, facing the front as you watched her curiously. you didn't know why the tall girl wasn't impressed with your dance captain title. your school birthed many legendary dancers such as the lee sisters, hwang yeji and your personal idol, hirai momo.
any other person would've been impressed, so why wasn't wonyoung?
you felt a flick on the side of your head, making you snap out of your thoughts.
"hey whore," you heard from your right.
you rolled your eyes, glaring at yujin. "haewon-unnie told you to stop calling me that."
"she's not here so..." yujin shrugged, sitting on your desk as she smiled playfully down at you.
"unnie."
"i'm just teasing you." yujin smiled, her eyes hardening as soon as she saw the girl beside you, realizing it was no longer your short japanese classmate who laughed at her jokes.
she scanned the cheer captain up and down. "wonyoung-ssi."
wonyoung smiled. "hello."
yujin nodded in response, turning her head back to you as a smile appeared on her face. "haewon told me to tell you that she's mad at you again for spending over our budget."
your eyes widened. a mad haewon (who used to be the dance captain but resigned last year due to her stuco duties) was a scary haewon.
"you literally asked if we could have an old school concept." you whined, yujin laughing at your pain.
"and i love you so much for it but haewon hates your guts." the older girl teased. "sorry, but it is what it is."
you glared at yujin. "i hate you."
"yeah, whatever." yujin winked, looking at the clock in front of the classroom. she only had five minutes left to get to class, and she had science across the building. "remember what i said about pretty girl."
"i know."
yujin pursed her lips, her eyes subtly moving to wonyoung who was biting the tip of her pen nervously. "i'm serious."
"i know."
"i'll see you later." she sighed, turning to look at the other girl. "wonyoung-ssi."
wonyoung nodded.
the two of you watched as yujin hurried out of the classroom, running in what seemed to be a full-on sprint to get to ms. park's room before the bell rang.
you shook your head with a smile. you never understood why she visited you so often when her classes were always so far from yours.
"you and yujin-sunbaenim seem close." wonyoung cleared her throat, eyes trained on the board.
you nodded. "she's my best friend."
ms. son entered the room, the bell following her after. you watched as everyone got seated, waiting for the woman to begin her lesson.
you felt a tap on your hand. you turned to look at it, only to feel wonyoung's hand curl against yours, leaving as she placed a piece of paper.
you watched her, your heart beating loudly against your chest.
"since we're gonna be stuck with each other the entire time, here's my number," wonyoung whispered, her eyes trained to the front.
you bit your tongue to stop yourself from screaming. "your number?"
"yeah." the cheer captain nodded, the small blush on her face going unnoticed. "i'll text you later?"
you felt yourself involuntarily swallow. "okay."
wonyoung smiled, fully paying attention to the class as ms. son droned on about some topic that you didn't care about. you didn't bother listening, knowing all too well that the only thing you would remember that day was the feeling of wonyoung's soft hands.
you had been texting jang wonyoung for an entire week.
you weren't going to brag (yes, you were. she was jang wonyoung) but you were starting to consider yourself good friends, despite having a crush on her the size of an airplane.
you wondered if she felt the same.
despite wanting to tell the whole world that jang wonyoung had actually known you existed, you managed to keep your mouth shut, knowing that yujin would be disappointed.
but wonyoung had asked to sit with you at lunch one day, and you couldn't say no to the most beautiful girl in the world.
you walked by her side, trays in hand as the two of you approached the unofficial dance table.
"unnies." you said, looking around as you avoided yujin's eyes. "not-unnies."
you took a seat beside hong eunchae, a transfer from busan earlier that year that had been given a full scholarship for her abilities.
beside yujin, a younger teammate named kyujin rolled her eyes. "you don't have to say that every time you see me."
you pouted. "but jang kyujin..."
yujin looked away from you, her eyes trained lazily on the cheer captain. "wonyoung-ssi."
"sunbaenim." she smiled, playing with her hands as she sat up straighter than before. "hi"
yujin frowned.
"wonyoung's sitting with us today." you announced to your group of eight-ish people.
minji nodded, to engrossed in what seemed to be her english homework as the rest of the group looked around, realizing that you had finally gotten the courage to go up to the wonyoung.
you didn't let them know that she had actually went up to you. that was a secret that you would be sharing on your wedding day (at least you hoped).
"why?" yujin ate her salad, slightly aggressive.
wonyoung bit the side of her cheek. "we're friends."
yujin looked between the two of you, ignoring the side eye that came from haewon and yuna. you wondered what they were looking at her for, but then came to the conclusion that she had informed them about her vocal distaste towards the girl.
"i see."
yujin watched as you nodded and turned to talk to wonyoung.
she hated that you didn't listen to her. yujin had knew that wonyoung had no intrest in you whatsoever and tried her best to make sure that you would never get hurt by the girl. she knew how bad it would hurt.
she just wished you would listen.
"sunbaenim." wonyoung pulled yujin out of her thoughts. "how was your day?"
"it was good, i guess." yujin shrugged. she turned to you, a teasing smirk on her face. "y/n was brutal at practice."
"hey!" you whined, pointing at the pale girl beside her. "haewon-unnie was breathing down my neck."
haewon glared at you, making you cower away. "i was not."
"you were though." you muttered. "yuna-unnie almost shit her pants, and minji--"
minji's head popped up, her face bright red at the thoughts of the event that happened earlier that morning. "speak and i'll throw you in a toilet."
you nodded, pursing your lips as yujin laughed at you.
you quickly gave her the middle finger out of haewon's sight, causing her to mock you in fake disbelief.
"you shouldn't be so hard on them." wonyoung squeezed your shoulder, effectively sending your entire brain for a loop. "the others have extracurriculars too, like yujin-sunbae with basketball."
"i actually don't mind." yujin butted in, jaw tight. "i just like teasing her."
"oh."
"y/n actually has some too." yuna inserted, winking at the younger girl.
yujin kicked her leg. hard.
"you do?" wonyoung found herself more intrigued. "like what?"
"i have vocal lessons outside of school. " you tried to play off nonchalantly, but the small smile on your face wasn't selling it. "it's nothing big."
you didn't think wonyoung would think anything of it, but she had always loved people who sang well or at least knew how to use their voice. it was a talent that she valued in people.
"that's so cool, y/nnie!" wonyoung gasped, hitting your arm. "you have to show me one time."
the two of you didn't hear yujin scoff.
"really?"
"yeah!" wonyoung could feel her face getting hot, but she didn't know why. "we should han--"
"wonyoung-ah!" the captain felt a tap on her shoulder. it was her co-captian, seol yoona. "jiwoo's fighting with jinsol again."
"are you..." wonyoung closed her eyes tightly, taking a deep breath. she stood up. "i have to go."
"okay."
"i'll see you?" wonyoung asked, giving you shoulder another squeeze.
you swallowed, too nervous to say anything as the taller girl waved goodbye, her eyes briefly meeting yujin's.
"what the hell was that?" yujin scoffed, her salad now in shreds.
you knew that she would be upset, but you didn't think she would be this upset.
"you never said to not be friends with her."
"still." yujin moved her hair out of her face, trying to calm herself down and think things through logically. "y/n, i don't want you getting hurt."
haewon frowned, giving yujin a disappointed look. "she doesn't know?"
yuna slapped the shorter girl, and gestured to you as if you weren't there.
you looked between the three of them. "know what?"
"nothing." yujin said quickly, looking behind you as wonyoung stared at her. "just listen to me, okay?"
you nodded. "okay."
you were sure that you weren't going to listen.
you found yourself at the library a week later, your head buried in some ancient textbook that you needed for your research paper due in two days.
usually, you were a diligent student. you would finish it at least three days in advance, making sure that the next two were used for revision and proofreading.
unfortunately for you, a certain cheer captain had taken up all your time at school and at home. the two of you were constantly glued to your phones, texting each other whenever you could.
you looked up in frustration, only to see someone you thought you'd never see at a library.
you ran up to her quietly.
"unnie." you whispered, causing her to jump slightly.
she turned to you with panicked eyes, immediately softening as she saw your face. "hey dork."
"why are you at the library?" you asked.
yujin scoffed. was it so hard to believe that she was willing to learn (the answer was yes). "can't i learn?"
"no." you shook your head, earning a light slap on your arm. "you're failing for a reason."
yujin stuck her tongue out. "haewon's tutoring me after you bailed."
you rolled your eyes, remembering how upset she had gotten after you had refused to help the girl. "i would just strangle you."
"whatever."
you looked her up and down, realizing that she was shaking her leg in nervousness. her eyes kept wandering around as if she was looking for someone.
"seriously, why are you here?" you squinted.
she shrugged, trying to play it off with a smirk. "no reason."
"yeah, okay." you nodded your head sarcastically. she probably had to meet up with another tutor because her grades has somehow gotten worse. "well, i got a paper due so stop bugging me."
"you came up to me!" she shouted, watching as you were suddenly nowhere to be found. she looked around, realizing that the librarian was glaring at her. "sorry."
in reality, you had just walked back to your desk which was just hidden by the row of bookshelves in front of her.
you thought you would've heard her leave, but footsteps came closer to you, meaning another person was going up towards her.
"yujin-sunbaenim."
your ears perked up, a soft smile on your face. you knew that voice.
"wonyoung-ssi."
you didn't know that they were on talking terms. if you had, you would have definitely made sure to get yujin to set the two of you up. maybe that was why she kept it a secret.
"please go out with me." you heard wonyoung ask.
you felt your arms go limp, your smile shifting into a frown.
oh.
"i told you i'm not interested."
i told you... meaning that wonyoung had already asked yujin before. was this what she had been keeping from you?
"you said that it was because we didn't have any friends in common." wonyoung explained in almost a whine.
they now had one friend in common. you.
you felt sick to your stomach.
"i lied." you could hear yujin trying to calm herself down. you wondered if she was angry right now. "and i told you not to become friends with my friends just for that."
oh. that's why yujin didn't want you to go near her. she was just protecting you. you knew you should've listened.
"but..."
but you would do it all over again just to meet the wonyoung you now knew.
"wonyoung-ssi. i don't like you." yujin said firmly, even making you wince at her harshness. "you're a very pretty girl but i just don't like you like that."
the voices stopped, the library suddenly getting quieter than you ever realized it could. you could hear a heartbreak, but you weren't sure if it was yours or wonyoungs.
"i'm sorry." you could hear her sniffling.
you hated that you wanted to comfort her.
you hear soft footsteps walk away as you felt tears going down your face. you kept your head down, not realizing another set was coming toward your area.
"y/n?" yujin whispered, her eyes widening. your head shot up and you wiped your tears. "did you hear that?
you swallowed. "she liked you this entire time and you knew?"
yujin put her hands in her pocket, playing with the fleece inside. she walked towards you. "i'm sorry."
you sighed, watching as she crouched down and wiped your cheeks with the sleeves of her sweater.
"why'd you keep it from me?" you voice wavered.
her eyes grew softer, an understanding smile replacing the frown from before. "because i knew how sad you'd be."
you clenched your jaw. yujin was always there looking out for you even when you didn't want her to. she had always been right about situations like these. you just wanted her to be wrong for once.
"y/n?"
"i want to say i hate you," you muttered, her glassy eyes meeting yours. "but i don't. i just hate how you were right."
she watched as your bottom lip quivered, immediately knowing what was about to happen next. yujin pulled you into a hug, rubbing your back as tears shed from her eyes.
she hated seeing you like this.
"don't cry." she whispered, her shoulder muffling your quiet sobs. "jang wonyoung isn't worth crying over."
she felt you shake your head. "she is to me."
yujin sighed. even now, you were still obsessing over the taller girl. "even in public?"
she laughed quietly, hearing as your sobs died down almost automatically. you pulled back, your ears bright red from embarrassment.
you hit yujin's shoulder. "stop being right all the time."
"i can't. it's my job." she playfully smirked at you. "she doesn't deserve you anyway."
"you have to say that because you're my unnie." you rolled your eyes, a small smile breaking through.
yujin's head bobbed up and down, smiling reassuringly. "but i'm always right, right?"
you nodded softly. "yeah."
"now stop crying and let me help you with your paper."
yujin grabbed the chair next to you. you put a hand on it to immediately stop her.
"no." you whined. you knew how she was when it came to anything that involved school. "i want a passing grade."
"okay, you whore." she scoffed, standing up. "don't let me comfort you then."
you grabbed her arm and rolled your eyes, feeling as if it was the hundredth time that day. yujin was always so dramatic.
"i'm kidding." yujin watched as you smiled at her, pulling her down to sit. your bloodshot eyes turned into crescents as you grinned. "thank you, unnie."
yujin bumped your shoulder lightly. "any time, y/n."
> main masterlist.
#jang wonyoung x reader#ive x reader#izone x reader#iz*one x reader#idol x reader#kpop x reader#wlw#silantryo
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summary Getting stuck in a mystery world with all your ex crush and the boy of your dreams aka your current crush
pairing enhypen x reader
warnings none for this chapter
genre romance
Chapter 2 : Unlucky In Love
You hate Monday, I mean who doesn't! Waking up in the morning is the worst and when you can't enjoy the Sunday because of all the homework and the assignments your teacher asked you to do is even more worse. But then you didn't hate school , you didn't love it either.
You took a deep breath and then entered your classroom. You have gotten familiar with your classmates in the last 2 months and you made a lot of friends. There were 3 girls in your class, who became your close friends, Kang Seoyun, Kim Hayun and Yang Nari.
Though you love your new friends a lot, it didn't stop you from missing Sunoo like crazy, you missed his company a lot, even though you both texted each other everyday, you still felt incomplete.
"Y/n! Come sit with me!" Seoyun shouted. You nodded immediately and took the seat beside her.
"Did you do the math homework?" Hayun asked.
"Yeah, it was pretty easy tho" You gave her your copy.
"I'm just dumb I guess" Hayun was scanning through your copy looking impressed.
Soon the class begins, first literature, then Art, then Mathematics.
"I hope everyone has completed their homework, if you haven't, please get up and go out of my class" Mr.Kim said.
"I hate Mr.Kim so much" Seoyun whispered into your ear. You agreed with her.
"Miss Song Yn and Mr.Park Sunghoon , why don't you do the equations on the board? Let's see how fast you can solve the equations?"
Sunghoon and Jay are from the same friend group and it seems that they are pretty close, they always stick together. Jay is a member of the school football team whereas Sunghoon is in the Basketball team. So practice is the only time then they are not together (yes u might third wheel later)
You got up from your seat. And Sunghoon is one of the Class toppers. Fuck. You are so doomed. You got up from your seat, took a chalk and started analysing the equation. Sunghoon did the same. You started solving the equation and peeked at what Sunghoon was doing, he hasn't even started yet! You will definitely complete it faster than him.
" Sir I have completed the equation! " Sunghoon said.
What the HELL!! how did he solve it do fast, you are only half way way done.
"Well done Sunghoon, you always reach my expectations!" Mr. Kim patted Sunghoon on the back.
"I'm done too!" You huddled back to your seat.
The class got over soon.
It was lunch after a few classes, hallways were filled with hungry students.
"I want tteokbokki!" You said looking at today's lunch menu.
"They are serving chocolate cake for dessert?!?" Seoyun eyes lit up as she saw her favourite food on the menu. She loves chocolate cake, who doesn't?
"Oh my god Oh my god!! Best day ever!!! " Nari exclaimed.
"Yn!"
You turned around to see Park Sunghoon, THE PARK SUNGOON waving at you. Weird.
" Yeah?"
"Will you come to see today's Basketball match? It's after school"
"Of course I know it's after school and I don't think I will be able to attend it"
"You should come!! It's gonna be so fun!"
"I'll try"
You did go to see the basketball match and it was pretty fun. And you tried something you never thought you would.
And that was just the start of the chaotic friendship of you, Sunghoon ( and Jay , he is basically third wheeling).
Sunghoon just couldn't leave you, he followed you everywhere, LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. And you loved his company, even though you said you didn't. You also got used to Jay accompanying you and Sunghoon. It made you move on from Sunoo and you fell for Sunghoon.
Then came 9th grade and you needed to tell Sunghoon your feelings and you did and he rejected you kindly saying that he doesn't want to be in a relationship right now but that didn't ruin your friendship, you two grew even more close, and you kinda moved on from him. No you didn't. Sunoo's absence was killing you but now you rarely texted eachother.
Then came two new students Lee Heeseung and Nishimura Riki, Niki for short but only his close ones called him that.
Lee Heeseung was just so perfect!! You dream boyfriend. (Your new crush) You and him had a few conversations and you were over the moon. (Sunghoon wasn't really happy with you simping over a new guy but he said nothing)
You and Heeseung talked to eachother almost everyday but then a rumour started about Heeseung having a crush on some gurl from your class. Your heart broke AGAIN. You need to move on again and Sunghoon was beyond happy.
Then you decided to never fall for a guy that easily, You were unsuccessful. you stuck to your plan of not falling in love for a few months but then Jay got a little too attractive for you. He was a gentleman, he can cook, he plays guitar, he can sing, he has the face of a Greek god and an attractive jaw line, what else could a girl ask for. How does he not have a girlfriend? You fell for him hard and that's how 9th grade ended , you said simping over Jay , Jay being clueless and Sunghoon being jealous.
4 months into 10th grade and you found out that Jay does have a girlfriend. Sunghoon said that her name is Aroura and Jay met her during his trip to New York. You asked Jay and it was true. You were unlucky in love ig.
Seoyun, Hayun and Nari were slowly getting tired of this situation they decided to set you up with Jungwon on a blind date. Yang jungwon was your classmate, he was pretty and popular, known for his kind personality and charming cat-like face.
The date was going well , you were enjoying it. A LOT.
"Yn I'm sorry" Jungwon started. Oh no.
" I was kinda forced by Seoyun to go on a date with you. Don't get me wrong! You're amazing and pretty but I don't think I'm ready for a relationship" He got up and left. You sat there heartbroken. AGAIN. You were definitely unlucky in love.
Seoyun was angry. You were crying. Nari was feeding you ice cream and Hayun was making ramyeon for you. You called Sunghoon and told him everything,he comforted you and told you he was coming to your place to watch a movie with you and get you a little distracted.
Soon holidays started, you decided you don't need a boy to be happy.
Weeks before school reopens you decide to go to the park for some fresh air. Just as you were enjoying the nature, noticed Sum Jaeyun aka Jake, your classmate, playing with little kids. He must be good with kids. Just like that you fell for him.
You spend the rest of the holidays simping over him.
Later you found out that Sunoo is going to join Decelis High.
Sunoo and Sunghoon became close friends. Sunghoon assured you that he would never leave you. Sunoo and you also started to talk again.
Just like that 10th grade also added and you successfully moved on from Jake in 11th grade. Your new crush is Nishimura Riki,he is in the basketball team with Sunghoon, your prince charming.
Have you finally found your soulmate?
#enhypen#enhypen x reader#lee heesung x reader#lee heeseung#park jay x reader#park jongseong#sim jake x reader#sim jake#sunghoon x reader#park sunghoon#kim sunoo x reader#kim sunoo#yang jungwon x reader#yang jungwon#niki x reader#riki nishimura x reader#enhypen heeseung#enhypen jay#enhypen sunghoon#enhypen jake#enhypen sunoo#enhypen niki#enhypen jungwon#heesung enhypen#jake enhypen#jay x reader#sunghoon enhypen#sunoo enhypen#jungwon enhypen#niki enhypen
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Some SunnyBees fluff and NSFW headcanons? (I love this poly couple ship so much 😍)
OH MY GOD SUNNYBEES YEEEEEEEES
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Sunnybees Fluff Headcanons
Their relationship actually was formed really smoothly??
Blake found herself attracted to both of the blondies, and was torn up about it. In her heart she knew what she wanted, but was scared to approach them about it, fearing their anger and disgust. She sat on it for weeks rehearsing how to present the arrangement
But surprisingly to her, they pretty much agreed to it immedietly. Yang and Sun were already on great terms from the start, feeling the chemistry easily
It also helped they found each other both physically and emotionally attractive
Sun, Blake, and Yang's relationship started with little bumps. There are some minor arguments about time management and date ideas, but they all are able to usually make up quickly
Sun is DEFINITELY the mediator in the relationship. Yang can get angered easy and Blake tends to shut down and isolate herself, while Sun has a cool head most of the time. He's the voice of reason and it shows
Yang and Sun like to do strength contests to try and playfully impress Blake
They always sleep in the same bed together. It doesn't feel right when it's just two of them, they can't put a finger on why. They just like it that way, so that's how it's gonna be!
A favorite cuddling position of theirs is a three person spooning session, ordering from tallest to shortest. It's especially great when it's cold outside, so much warmth!
When they are too exhausted or hot to have a cuddle plan, they tend to just like... lay on eachother haphazardly
Blake has a bad habit of pushing people off the bed in her sleep and spreading out, taking up most of the bed. Their spooning thankfully helps with that
They like to take turns cooking dinner. Blake is definitely the best though. Yang tends to burn a lot of the food since she likes the taste (and also kinda forgets stuff is in the oven). Sun on the other hand is just... inept. The meal he makes are usually pre-packaged like Mac and Cheese and frozen dinners. He can make a mean fruit smoothie though!
People like to describe the relationship as Blake having two hands, but that totally disregards Sun and Yang's relationship! They all hold hands in a circle like a cheesy movie
Sunnybees NSFW Headcanons
You have the two firey strong blondes in the series together. Add in Blake, the secretly kinky cat girl? You know the sex is FANTASTIC
Pretty much all of them are Switches, but have preferences. Yang likes being on top, Sun likes being on bottom, and Blake alternates whenever she feels like it
Yang has a thing for strap-ons, and has a collection of them for the bedroom. She handpicked each one for both Blake and Sun, making sure they hit just right!
Sun has a minor cuckold fetish. He isn't into NTR or anything, but he does like to jack it while Yang and Blake fuck in front of him. Yeah he knows it doesn't technically count since they are all dating, but the idea of it still does it for him
Blake is open to different things and kinks. But there is one she is really into that embarrasses her. She is really into making clones of herself and having a gangbang
When they get into it, Blake and Yang like to pull Sun's tail. It gets a great reaction out of him
But don't think they are incredibly kinky all the time. Some of the time it is pretty wholesome honestly! There is a lot of kissing, both on the face and body. Yang is even pretty nervous and bashful during it
Most of their sex is incredibly playful and full of laughter. If something weird happens like a funny sound they all can't help but giggle. Yang also likes to mix in some sexy puns while they fuck
But Yang sometimes pushes it too far with the puns and gets pushed off the bed
The bottom line is they communicate and know what eachother like. It's very healthy
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I want to be Your Koi Fish - Nine Tails
Warning: +18 content, criminal underworld, intercourse, strong language - and so on
Fanfiction based on: "Baki" by Itagaki Keisuke
>26<
While waiting for his wife to sort things out with Orochi, he watched more duels. They were interesting, he couldn't deny that. Women turned out to be very inventive in the fight, using not only their strength, but also the opponent's weight. Amazing craftsmanship. Another contestant was just leaving, a red ponytail and a shiny blouse flashed before his eyes, when he heard a terrible bang. One of the partition walls crumbled, Katsumi fell out from behind it and an angry Hanabi came out.
- And if you dare to insult my husband again, or point out his lack of care, believe me, it won't stop at one wall. - she snarled dryly, and he thought he sensed a note of satisfaction. - I'll fuck you to the afterlife.
He grunted in appreciation. He hadn't expected his wife to be so hard on the matter. He glanced quickly at the screen, then waved his hand at her.
- Hana, Shizuka is coming to the Arena. - he said, completely ignoring the still confused karateka. - Come on!
She ran over, immediately turning her gaze to the beginning of the fight. He felt a small arm slipping between shirt and jacket, wrapping around his waist, hooking a finger on the waistband of his trousers. If he remembered correctly, the red-haired Miss Soga was a pacifist, so what was she doing at the tournament? Like the rest of her siblings, she was a master swordsman, but what if she couldn't use a weapon? Her opponent did not impress with height, she was rather similar, but visibly more muscular and aggressive. She was amused by Shizuka's cute appearance, which her sister-in-law didn't seem to pay attention to. As soon as the first blow flew in her direction, she did a neat somersault to the side, and a moment before landing on her legs, she curled around her own axis, undercutting her opponent's legs. Agile and finesse stood on the ground waiting for a reaction. This one came quite quickly, a small woman, remembering the previous attack, tried to reach the red-haired girl's legs and block them, but the sister-in-law swerved out with a dance step, serving another roundhouse kick, sending her opponent to the other end of the arena with force. This was not what he had expected from the by far sweetest of his wife's sisters, even though he had seen her personally extricate herself from the clutches of one of the fugitives. The announcer did not fail to comment on this.
- This has never happened in this Arena! - he howled happily. - Does the pretty and charming Soga Shizuka know Brazilian martial arts?!
- If only... - Hanabi replied. - Capoeira, ju-jitsu, tai-chi... She loves everything that is airy and apparent. The more fluent the style, the more willing she is to learn it.
- You always said she was against violence, didn't you? - Hanayama was surprised.
- "Pacifist" and "defenceless" aren't synonyms, honey. - she explained.
They looked at the screen again. It was over. Shizuka's opponent gave up the fight. Chiharu was already waiting in the corridor, and in the stands around him the inseparable, screaming Tokkoutai gang. Cameras caught the woman throwing herself into his arms, placing a kiss on his cheek.
- Yui is next. - the wife murmured softly. - It will be a slaughter.
She wasn't wrong. The muffled sound of the drum starting the fight was enough for the opponent of the black-haired master of the niten-ichi-ryu school to jump at her at high speed, and she moved away a bit so that, as if she was playing with a rag doll, she knocked her out in a few moves, knocking her into the ground. Scary, especially since she didn't seem to have used much force. The referee immediately declared the winner and Yui headed to Seryuu's corner.
- My Yang is walking over dead bodies. - Hanabi nodded silently. - To me.
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There was no doubt that both of them were equally fed up with Grandpa's whining about which one of them should take over the school. For them, the matter was clear, only he could not adapt. Hanabi decided to remove herself, and since that didn't work...Yui challenged her. She saw that look in the direction of the camera. She knew exactly where to look, they sensed each other. After a while, she was back in the waiting room with Shizuka. They approached Mr. and Mrs. Hanayama to watch more fights. They weren't particularly spectacular from their point of view. All the more likely it could turn out that Yin and Yang would face each other in the final. It wasn't long before they called out Hana again, but the next fight wasn't as challenging as she'd expected. She was back before she knew it, and another woman was filling the line in the treatment room, waiting for her wounds to be sutured. It was no different with the next opponent, Mrs. Lieutenant. However, it turned out that Shizuka's second match could be a real challenge. It was enough for them to enter the arena - the difference is visible to the naked eye. Compared to the almost two-meter-tall blonde with a charming face, whose biceps resembled a head rather than an arm, the 175 cm red-headed pacifist was quite meager, despite her wide hips. Hanabi sensed her older sister standing next to her.
- Oh, she won't come out whole... - she muttered gloomily, crossing her arms over her chest. - Testosterone boosters and steroids...
She was right. It was hard. Shizuka went to the most drastic methods and techniques she knew, and the hardened Norwegian kept getting up. Both were dripping blood from fresh wounds. The cup of bitterness overflowed when the huge opponent broke one of Miss Soga's slender fingers. The redhead fell into a wild fury, slashing with successive blows, to finally wrap around the blonde, dislodge both shoulder joints and, jumping down, hit the solar plexus. Even such a big woman didn't stand a chance. She fell on her face and the audience roared with joy, chanting the name of the staggering woman.
The paramedics managed to bandage her fracture and she herself joined the family when Tokugawa himself appeared among them. He was trembling with excitement, almost like when the fights were between his fighters and the sumo wrestlers.
- Really, I did not expect such emotions! - He crowed happily, running up to the redhead. - A beautiful fight, in style!
- And so far the last in my career. - Shizuka replied with a smile.
- WHAT?! But why?! - groaned the distraught organizer.
- I only went into the fights out of curiosity, which was satisfied. Nothing else keeps me ranked, and you don't want my next match to be a scam or forfeit, do you, Gouroukou-san? - she murmured, using one of those looks you can't refuse. - That would be a very un-exciting solution. Please give my place to someone else. Thank you.
- I wholeheartedly support! - Chiharu replied, still surrounded by a wreath of girls, gently embracing their mother with his arm.
- Take it easy, Tokugawa-san. The last fight will satisfy your cravings. - old Soga replied loudly, putting his hands into the sleeves of the haori, looking suggestively at the two youngest granddaughters. - I swear. Yui is the only one who can bring out Hanabi's full potential. Little Fox will win, I'll bet all my money on it!
He left with the owner of the Arena, and Hanabi silently agreed with him. Yes, it will be an exciting match. However, he will not allow for the result that grandfather dreamed of.
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*memory that is a fragment of one of the special chapters - Tenko Kitsune
** Goroukou - [jap.] Noble Elder; title bestowed as a sign of respect;
#hanayama kaoru#baki the grappler#kaoru hanayama#fanfic#fanfiction#oc x canon#the girls are fighting#girls fighting#fight club#baki son of ogre#baki dou
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The scene from the Simpson where Moe teaches a dancing self defense class, but it’s Jaune lecturing Cardin, Sun, Yang, and Ren as Ruby watches from the doorway.
"Self-defense Dance Classes?" Ruby Rose repeated, reading the classroom door sign.
She peered inside, finding Cardin Winchester, Sun Wukong, Neptune Vasilias, Yatsuhashi Daichi, and her older sister, Yang Xiao Long, seated across from a blackboard. Next to the desk, Lie Ren sat politely, clipboard in hand. Everyone else had pencil and paper, eager to learn.
"Everyone good?" The instructor, Jaune Arc, asked. He was wearing a black T-shirt and gray slacks. He sat halfway on his desk, arms folded. Jaune loved dancing, so she wasn't surprised to find him teaching a dance class. "Everyone here, Ren?"
"Present and accounted for, Professor Arc." A few students snickered at the name.
"Alright, let's pick up back where we left off last class." Jaune stood up, rounding the desk to the blackboard. "Who can tell me to five injuries that could result from a misstep?"
Yang raised her hand, which Jaune pointed to. "A fractured ass?" The students giggled.
"I see that story left an impression." He wrote on the board, 'tailbone'. "And yes, landing the wrong way on your ass can leave you not wanting to sit for weeks. How should you land if you fall?" Sun and Cardin raised their hands. "Cardin?"
"On your ass."
"Yeah, it should be your ass, but what part of your ass?" He pointed. "Sun?"
"On your ass CHEEKS." Sun specified. "The bigger the better!" The students chuckled, while Jaune drew two Cs.
"Yup, that's right." Jaune nodded. "But don't forget to diet and exercise. Make it big, if you want, but don't put your health at risk."
Ruby watched in awe of the classroom, and especially Jaune's teaching skills. She felt like she was learning a lot from this one class. Minutes flew by as she watched dances moves, safety, and spacial awareness were discussed.
"Okay, now for a demonstration." Jaune took a deep breath, closing his eyes. "Alright, here's the 4-1-1, folks; let's say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl." Jaune opened his eyes. "Relax, stay calm, and give 'im one of these."
Ren clicked on the beatbox and funky music began playing. Jaune lept in the air, and began strutting in place, keeping his arms and legs moving, but close to his body. As fast as she blinked, his body writhed like a wet noodle, and he moved closer and closer to the students. Before he reached, he lept backwards, landing on his hands then back to his feet. Reaching back as if to flip again, Jaune pulled out a familiar musket, and fired three rounds into the air, startling the students, Ruby included.
"And that," Jaune panted, "is how you use different styles to blend into a funky distraction, before retrieving your weapon and saving your fine ass honey from a bad rep. Ya dig?"
The students clapped as Jaune wiped his brow. He smiled and made his way to the door. Ruby was caught by surprise and could only yelp as it came open. Jaune chuckled.
"Sorry, I was just-"
"No, no, it's fine, Ruby." Jaune waved off. "But it's a lot more fun in there than out here." He turned back to the class. "That's it for tonight. I'll be here next month, and remember that twerking, while arousing, is not an effective self-defense method."
As the students left, thanking Jaune for teaching them, they all traded ideas for different tactics and exercises to practice. Soon, Ruby was left alone with Jaune.
"I, uh, don't really think dancing is my thing. Especially if it's in front of people."
"I understand, but I think you could really benefit from it." Jaune smiled. "Maybe even toss in a few rifle shots, too.
"Really?" Ruby asked. "But how? Crescent Rose is pretty big. Way bigger than that musket."
"True," Jaune nodded, "but have you considered keeping low to the ground, and using it's weight as a counter balance?"
"Kind of." Ruby shrugged. "Where are you going with this?"
"Tell me, Ruby," Jaune placed a hand on her shoulder, "what do you know about breakdancing?"
#rwby#the simpsons#my answers#jaune arc#ruby rose#lie ren#yang xiao long#cardin winchester#yatsuhashi daichi#sun wukong#neptune vasilias
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